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When Peter is getting sentanced in court and everyone is saying "oh no!" and at the very end the Kool-aid guy jumps thru the wall and yells "Oh Yeah!"...feeling awkward he slowly tip toes backwards thru the wall.
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"sex turns straight people gay, and gays become mexicans. everyone goes down a notch" how can they say that on television? amazing.
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My personal favorite is when Stewie and Bryan are sitting on the couch, and Stewie starts talking about Bryan's novel in an increasingly high voice.
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Brian: Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Peter: Oh it's not doing it for me today. Brian: Peanut Butter Jelly and a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly and a baseball bat [3 times faster than before]. It was really funny and it gets stuck in my head really fast!
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1-"Face it Brian, I am a bad husband, a lousy father and a snappy dresser" 2-"Holy crip, he's a crapple!" 3-"I don't know how to be black Cleveland except to not smile in pictures" 4-the keebler elves "ok, we attack the rice krispie guys at dawn" 5-later in episode, crackle and pop "they just came out of the trees...to snap" ~raises drink~ I can't keep it limited to just one
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Stewie: [Picking up the phone] Hello, operator. Hello... Oh god, that's right you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uhhh, I should know this. Oh yes, [dialing number] "867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113..."
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The best line from family guy is when Bryan is baby sitting and Chris says to him "You can't tell me what to do, your a dog you don't have a soul!" and Bryan says "Ouch"
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Dance Lois Dance, Dance the Dance of Life... Then he crashes into a book shelf.
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when the baby be beatun up the dog for his money the dog borow
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fat man guts is the best
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I like when Peter injures his leg and then clutches it and gasps in pain for like five minutes straight. That's the real genius behind family guy: when they drag things out way too long. I also like the song that the barbershop quartet sings about getting a vasectomy.
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When Brian defends Meg at the party, they start making out and Brian pukes all over...pure genius!
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"Lois, i'm late." "Peter, you have plenty of time..." "No, Lois...I'm late. I don't have a lot of options, I'm catholic." something like that. good god. also, "at wilkin's hyundai and subaru, we've got hyundais and subarus."
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When Chris Griffin is in the supermarket and a hand appears and pulls him into the A-ha video for "take on me". Odd but funny.
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peter: you know, this experience has really taught me how to be a better father. Chris comes up with a baseball and mit. chris: hey, dad- you wanna play catch?? peter: OH-MY-GOD. Would you leave me alone?? You're, like, the NEEDIEST kid...
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You've got AIDS. Yes you've got AIDS. Not HIV but full blown AIDS.Yes you've got AIDS. It's not hard to see, that it's not HIV...But full blown AIDS...I'm sorry I wish it were something less serious. -random thought featuring a barbershop quartet telling a man he has AIDS so the doctor won't have to.
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The Peter Versus the chicken fight.... has me in fits every time
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Yeah, this sums it up for me...
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I gotta say it caught me completely off guard: When Stewie "collects" his debt from Brian, Mob style.
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i like it when peter laughs
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The one where Peter and his wife are on a break. They come back to the house and Peter keeps sayin 'i give, i give and i give' He does a little dance and falls over and breaks EVERYTHING. Play that in slow motion, my god!
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I liked the one when Lois says, "Honestly, Peter, sometimes I think you're as clueless as Popeye!". (Cut to Popeye was in the doctors office. He's told that his arms are giant tumors, his squint and speech are from a stroke, and he has about two months to live.)
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