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Why can none of the decades that followed the 1970`s hold a candle to it`s groovy wonderment? You mean riots and high crime then the republicans ruining everything?

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Is it safe to stand in front of a microwave? It's only REALLY dangerous if you stand INSIDE of it. Avoid standing inside microwave ovens at all cost.

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Can you stand in front of your class at school or in front of your co-workers and give a presentation without thinking 'they're all I stopped caring if they look at me.. If they're bored it means I'm not as entertaining enough and don't much give a shit either way as long as I do my job.. Let em look.. There's nothing to be scared of.. They're just people and if they're not paying attention then it'll look bad on them..not you.

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I don't know why I still bother trying to use the hand dryers in public bathrooms. I find that no matter how long I hold my hands under the hot air, I end up giving up and wiping my hands on my pants. Have any of you had success with them? Wash your hands with naphtha instead..It dries real quick. ;)

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Do you know whose hands are in the short clip where the guy slams the hammer on the chisel to make the Mark IV thing at the end of Dragnet and Adam 12? Actually it was Jack Webb himself.. You can breath now moongrim.

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What do you love most about Summer ? It's hot then thankfully it finally cools off then gets cold then thankfully it warms back up..

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I was wondering if anybody knew what the point of life is Get old or die.. That's the point. If you're not getting old you're dead.

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Death doesn't really bother me that much. Is there something wrong with me? EVERYTHING on this planet dies.. No biggie.. It's part of the way life works..The big fish eat the little fish.

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Why is it such a big deal if a man looks at a 14 or 15 year old girl and thinks she is hot? looking and thinking are fine.. DOING is another issue.

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Do you hate when people sing to you? I can and usually do close most people out.. Let them look stupid..

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What really melts your heart? sulfuric acid...hearts are muscles so heat would only cook it.

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How am i suppose to move on when i carnt get a certain guy outta my head?! help plese. Learn the fine art of masturbation.. Your hand will never cheat on you and will never leave you....unless you get it amputated..

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What do you view as obsession that you feel other people seem to think is love? idiotic pain addicts who can't or won't accept a jury decision... OH...I feel so and so's pain sooooo much.. No..they're obsessed with thinking they luvvvvvv the victims..

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Lack of imagination and no sense of humor results in a person who probably doesn't light up anyone's world. Or might it? Whose world? Gee.. I've always longed to be some dull, unimaginative, humorless asshole. Where did I go wrong?

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I just updated my profile, you should go take a look. ................................................................................................................................HEY! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT!? I probably should look, but I don't give a shit so you're shit out of luck..

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You...ahh...You know what we should do... we should just go...just____________________________ . Buy up stocks, bonds and corporations and declare war on the public.. Oh wait..there's a waiting list to get in on that act.

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You are a fugitive on the run, how long would it take for your mug shot to appear on the tv news in the first random bar you went into?... My mug shot would pop up real quick, but I wouldn't be hanging out in public places like a goddamned fool and I don't hang out in bars anymore.. In fact I've been in hiding now for some time.. I've stayed clean for years and don't plan to change that..

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Have you ever been put in the position to have to try to save someones life? Care to share this experience if the answer is yes? Many times. .. I was a heroin addict for about 20 years and had many peoples lips turn blue on me so I had to breath air back into them to keep them alive till they woke up or began breathing on their own..

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Have you ever had sex with a fat chick? Fat chicks give the best head..

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What is the most outragious thing that you have ever said / done (by mistake) to a complete stranger? Grabbed the wrong tits one day in broad daylight at a busy downtown bus stop.. Got the shit slapped outta me. It was worth it though.

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Do you know anyone who uses the broken record technique with lies as if repeating them somehow will make them true? Nearly every liar uses it, but eventually they can be broken if you ask the right questions... Most are easy to crack then the real fun begins listening to them backtrack trying to cover up what you have confirmed to be a lie.

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Is it a sin to read a fortune cookie? Sin is some made up shit religion made up for enforcement purposes...so NO.. It's not a sin. Nothing is.

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Have you ever fell down a rabbit hole? Not the way you asked the question..should have been "have you ever FALLEN down....." To answer, yes..many times in a metaphorical sense..

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Ever gotten into a fight? Why? More than I can remember..to many scars and even steel plates in my head from them.. I'm trying to avoid any more fights as I've gotten to old for that stupid shit..

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Have you ever had a 'one night stand'? More than once, but not as many as I would have liked.. I might try to improve on that someday..

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What percentage of statistics are made up on the spot? 0% stats are researched, not just made up.. Only a fool would believe otherwise

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Is is wrong to want something bad to happen to you just to see how people react? I don't know if it's wrong, but it's not the brightest thing a person could want to do with their time.. Go to a rough bar and start calling people names. Let us know how that turns out.

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When you are alert what part of your body goes limp? My brain..my dick jumps right up..depending of course on the reason for being alert..

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Are you the type of person who first sees differences or similarities in others generally? It depends on if they have one eye or a giant zit on the end of their nose or are extraordinarily fat or just talk to goddamned much or....

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how much is a ton of scrap metal worth ? around $70 but it varies .. I sold scrap iron for 20 years till I pinched a nerve in my back..It also depends on the type of scrap metal.. Copper and aluminum are worth a lot more and even copper wire with insulation is worth more.. If you're going to sell scrap learn what metals are worth and get a good set of tools to take things apart to separate them.. One invaluable tool is a set of bolt...

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Do I have a "skinny" neck for a girl? 11 inches around. I`d like to hear from other girls that would measure their neck for me. Try swallowing a whole watermelon sideways. That'll fix that fucking problem real quick!

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Do you have a side of you no one or very few people have seen? You mean that caring, loving, generous and empathetic side? No.. I ditched it in favor of being an uncaring, stingy, crabby old bastard. Don't take it to personally if I step across you if you're suffering from a massive heart attack. I signed a contract to be a crabby old bastard.

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Fill in the blanks: I like my _____ because _____. Also check out: http://ilikemyblankbecauseblank.blogspot.com/!! I like my shoe because it's comfortable and I don't care what anyone else thinks.

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Am I good looking or not? Very self conscious and shy. Ladies let me know. http://tinypic.com/r/li5cm/7 And how am I 1-10? Thanks. -73 for begging and being such a dweeb

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if you had to describe your current mood with forcast conditions, what would your personal 'weather' be like? Same as it is here.. Over 100 with no rain for almost 3 months..

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What are some of the things you have done young, that now you look back at and think "how silly of me"? Heroin addiction, alcoholism, jail, spending money on lose women, dropping out of school, having kids, getting married to a stripper, living through the 70s, 80s and 90s, getting old, etc, etc, etc..

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What is nothing? (example please) Religion and the belief in magic sky fairies..

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Whats the best invention ever?(in your opinion) Shoes. It was a real bitch running away from lions and tigers barefoot.

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Want to go have a drink or six with me? I only drink "natural water" as opposed to artificial water..

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What can Charlie Chaplin do that Mr. Bean can't? Be dead since 1977.. Mr Bean is fucked in that category.

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Margarine or butter? In my very best Popeye.. Oh Olive Oyl!

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What position do you sleep in? Horizontally usually..occasionally I sleep in my chair answering questions, but not often.

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If I'm a/an ________, then you're a/an_______. I'm an answerer..You're the questioner. There's your answer.

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What is the secret life of__________? Get old or die.. That is your ONLY available option. Once you stop getting old you...well....DIE!

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why would you most likely be asked to leave a vicinity? Because I'm a corrupting influence to all women... Well, some anyway and it was worth it!

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What famous people (dead or alive) would you love to see at a Roadside Diner? Only live ones.. I'm not sure dead famous people would be great conversationalist.

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How do I pick the best three numbers for the lottery? Eenie Meeny Miney Moe..

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If you were told to leave your home, and you coud never return, what is the one thing you would take with you? My shoes.. Gets kind of rough walking across Texas when it's 105 out barefoot.

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tell me a story using ten words or less I farted. The End Copyright 2011 Legend In Your Own Mind

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Christians only, do you believe non-Christians should burn for answering a question labeled Christians only? BURN ME! BURN ME!... Hey.. Jayzez sent a F1 tornado over my house the other day and missed! Lousy shot so I ain't scared.. Jayzez will burn another planet by accident anyway..

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Should we pay tithes as christians? No..send the money to me instead and I'll send you to heaven when you break into my house to get it back.

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Why do Christians pray in churches and with each other, when in Matthew 6:5-6 Jesus says Christians should never do that? Does it matter? Religions ALL cherry pick whatever parts they want and manipulate scriptures for their own personal gain..NO exceptions.

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In your opinion, is this a weak or strong argument for god? I'll categorically say there is no god and if there is then this so called god sucks and has absolutely no power to effect ANYTHING EVER including, but not limited to me telling said god to go screw itself. I'll even stake my life on it.. See? I'm STILL alive!

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Girl always responds to my texts. But never initiates conversation or asks me questions. What does this mean? Most likely you're really dull, but you might be really exciting.. Who knows what kinds of nonsense goes through a female mind? It could be anything..physics, baseball, combat, getting drunk in a sleazy bar.. I dunno..

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guys> what type of body language can a gal give u 2 show she's interested in u? Rubbing her tits against me always impressed me, but sometimes just groping my crotch worked quicker..

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How to make someone keep loving you :S ? Hand cuffs and a bullwhip sometimes works...you might want to give them a bottle of whiskey first though to ease the pain..

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What to gift to the girl I love? You could offer to take her for a long drive and hand her a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of sleeping pills, but some people might think that's inappropriate..Maybe just a card and the other guys criminal history..

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any quotes about feeling sorry for your ex-boyfriends new girl or any girl that falls in love with him? I never had an ex boyfriend but had ex girlfriends.. My personal favorite is HA HA HA! SUCKER!

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Would you vote for a Presidential candidate who promised to tear up the Constitution and Bill of Rights, and replace them with the bible? Soon as the loony right wing has the house, senate, SC and white house what exactly do you think they plan to do?...of than of course privatizing the entire government..

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Is Gingrich doomed? Rush Limbaugh and other Republicans attacked him. Does that mean it's over politically speaking for Newt? Newt was doomed when he was run out of the house..

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Palin is buying a home in Arizona and says she has a "fire in the belly" to run for prez. What think you? Are her credentials viable? I wish her belly were on fire and since she seems to take things so literal I think a literal fire in her belly should be only appropriate.. I like the idea of her swallowing some molten steel then when it burns all the way out her ass she can go on the campaign trail as a corpse.

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AFA-connected author says Mitt Romney’s Mormon faith makes him unfit for presidency. Does being a Mormon make him unfit? Why? Mormons are unfit to think much less hold political office.. Magic underwear? C'mon, man..

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GA(R) Woodall preaches self-reliance won't give up his own Gov Health Care 'because it's free' What do you think of his position? GA also has a whole lot of slaves working in the prison system unpaid doing high tech jobs against their will so why should those greedy bastards have any lesser standing?

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What if I am the only thing that exists and you're just a figment of my imagination? What if you're the only thing that exists and I'm just a figment of your imagination? If I shot you in the kneecap with a gun I imagine you would hurt like crazy..

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My son is a Mormon, I was thinking of sedating him this weekend. Than having him Baptized in a Christian church? Thoughts??? Maybe you AND your son need open heart surgery to let Jayzez out.. He's effecting your mind..

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Can Christians get any more ignorant than this? Use the video in the description. Are you kidding? Christinsanity has an absolute INFINITE source of ignorance. Christinsanity thrives on ignorance! If it weren't for ignorance Christinsanity would never exist in the first place.

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rapture, quran burning,thanking god for earthquakes, etc. atheists, aren't you glad we don't embarass ourselves globaly daily like this? As much as my first inclination to agree wholeheartedly is overwhelming reason tells me prisons are full of whose who think it's great to sell rapees in prison are also mostly atheists, but just as many rapists in prison think god will forgive them of their sins. It doesn't take many scruples to be an atheist, but it takes even less to think it OK to kill for an imaginary man in the sky. Just...

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When did Noah's flood take place? Never..It's a fairy tale just like Adam and eve, Jonah and the whale and the rest of that balderdash.

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What can save you? Being an atheist can save you from a life of fear of the unknown boogieman..

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So...we die...then our atoms and molecules break down, then become part of the earth/atmosphere, right? Electrical and chemical impulses that make up memories and knowledge,, You die and it's all over.. If you're looking for eternal life have your dead rotting corpse donated to a body farm so they can study bodily decay outdoors then the bugs and critters can eat you, shit you back out so something else can grow, get eaten and shit out and so on..

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Why did you murder me (forcing me now to haunt you)? I just checked my murder logs and apparently you're not in them.. Sorry.. You're still alive.. Bummer, huh?

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I think it's best to be kind to everyone including those whom you don't trust. Being polite is bright. Just don't get too close, right? I have to admit I've become a cynical old bastard and I quit being kind to morons.. There are just some people who kindness just doesn't work on so I have given up wasting my time so I just go off on them and cut out the middle man part.. Other people like yourself are so much easier to be kind to.. Please don't adopt the moron standard. ;)

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Getting upset is exhausting for me so I try to avoid it. Getting really upset is really exhausting. Do you upset easily? Getting pissed off is much more relaxing than getting upset..It blows over much quicker.. You should try it sometime!

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Do you like "Feel Good" films....If so which ones,old or new.? I don't like "feel good" anything unless it's something to do with my pants off..

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How best to reach people? Anger/friendship..Negative/positive..Frowns/smiles? Obvious right? If it's so obvious why don't we all do it? The best way to reach people is with your hand..You might need to walk to them or even get in a car and drive to their house, but if they like you they might let you reach them.

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Are we less creative now than we were before in the arts? I know we have more state-of-the-art thingies. Do they enhance/hinder creativity? Them right wingy types thing arts is bad fer ya..Peeples makes devil pichers and thangs like that!

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What is most annoying to you...other than my idiotic questions? The word spiritual.. "What is this "spiritual?" Sounds an awful lot like the word "superstition" spiced with vague hope, with a fine glaze of faux sophistication drizzled on top." --Hatter23

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Conspiracy? Killing of 6& wounding Rep. Gifford? What do you think of "investigators" confronting people connect to the shooting? Yeah..so they put a schizophrenic kid on trial for the hell of it... FAIL

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In your opinion, what does it mean to play with someone's heart? Please elaborate. Being an ancient Aztec high priest it meant carving it out with a stone tool then holding it up to the sun then burning it to offer the smell of burning flash to the gods.. Now THAT'S playing with a heart!

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What were vintage porcelain toilets called? When I was a kid we called them crappers and shitters..

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What do geeks hate? People smarter than they are..

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Can You Be Arrested If You Are Suspected Of Committing A Crime, But You Didn't? Yep.. You're on the way to the hoosegow any time now..Grease up your rectum because in prison rape is not rape..It's considered free enterprise and protected speech, but out on the outside you can't even utter that nasty word or else!

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Why are people so intolerant, judgmental and uncivil when discussing politics and religion? Because religion is nothing more than an extension of politics, especially in the US where we're SUPPOSED to have a separation of church and state, but the fuckwad evangelicals have infiltrated and have been attempting to overthrow the US government to install a complete theocracy to become kings to lord over us all.

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Should it matter how many past sexual partners your gf, who you love greatly, has had... even if it's a lot... like 26? :( Ask her how many of them were hung like a horse.. You may never live up to lowered expectations..

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Are futons ok for sleeping on every night? Not bad at all if you don't mind sleeping on the floor because 99% of them are pieces of shit that fall apart with the first time you sneeze.. ;) I sold scrap metal and every day I scrapped at LEAST two of them.

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I am so sleepy and my friends wont leave my room and let me get some sleep....how can I get rid of them without being rude? Get the fuck out or I'll piss all over you! To rude?

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were you worried george w. bush was going to suspend elections to stay in office and continue robbing us? It's been happening on a rotating basis with our homogeneous two party system all playing the same game of ONLY the very wealthy holding power.

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Is the Tea Party actually part of an alien takeover? They're worse.. they've become a nasty bacterial infection on the body politic.

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Why are Religious People socially dysfunctional Magic invisible man in the sky? Loving a 2000 year old dead guy? Long talks with the ceiling or floor in some instances..? OHHHHH.. I don't know..

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I need glycerin oil for preserving something. I cant find it at walmart or home depot... Is there a large retailer that sells this? Stock up on suppositories .. OR get those little squirting suppositories.. Made of glycerin.. Are you sure you're not planning to get nitro too? Should we be calling HLS? Personally I don't care if you wanna blow up Wall Street so go for it!

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Can you name a wish of yours that you think would never be satisfied? Fantasy god to appear in the sky for all to see then admit it's all just one big fraud.. Surprise! I'm not real!

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Am I alone in my opinion that the idiot smile on the guy that does the ENZYTE commercial looks like someone is squeezing his TESTICLES? I think he looks like he just got out of prison after having been a long term prison bitch and someone get their broken off in there and it's stuck!

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I don't always go around smiling like an idiot but I do like to smile.How often do you share a smile w/someone? I'm assuming that you do smile like an idiot...sometimes.. Exactly how are you smiling the rest of the time? I don't share smiles. I just smile. Someone would have to use my face to share it and I don't generally share my face with others. If they want to look at my face then fine! But they don't get to operate the controls.

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We see the same thing. Our minds process the information and we end up with radically different conclusions. How does the mind work? Well...Rosie.. Some people are just fucking stupid.. Just look at Fox News.. Need I say more?

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"Oh cool its bendable!", *SNAP* "never mind" - have you ever done this? My penis.. Oh never mind.. That's a bit to graphic.. ;)

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Given the choice would you rather live without music, television or books? TV is for fucking drone mindless idiots and a lot of music is too.. Books at least give me an option to think for myself without having some garbage duped at me.

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Would you rather embarrass yourself on TV or the internet? Few things embarrass me anymore. I've had all kinds of things happen so now I just don't much give a rats ass what anyone thinks so either one.. On the internet though I never use my real name for security reasons. It has nothing to do with getting embarrassed. TV is for suckers and I'm not embarrassed by suckers.

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Peaceful protest/people willing to die for a cause. Violent protest/people willing to kill for a cause. Whom do you admire more? How about peaceful protesters who are given no choice but to become violent to survive?

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Short-term/long-term vision. Some see "now"...others see what's ahead. Focus on one tree or the entire forest. Where's your focus? Right now I'm trying to focus on the keyboard to type this.. I probably need new glasses..

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Is trying to keep up with others ever a good idea? How can you focus on them to see where they are and focus on where you are going? Keep up or you'll grow up to be a BUM, my gym teacher in grade school said to me.. Turns out the bastard was right.. Oh well..fuck him and the horse he rode in on too..

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Who wants to join me in pulling off our shoes,rolling up our pants and dipping our toes in__________________? The scummy pond with the fish in it in the backyard.. Nothing says fishy smell like a good woman by my side. .. errrmmm.. :--P

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What was the last thing you had that accidentally blew up? Hands down (literally) has to be oral sex.. Well, maybe hands up too.. It's been a while..

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Why don't insurance claims ever mention acts of Satan?

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Great ideas to get a friend to forgive you? Tell em sorry..If they don't accept it then move on and tell em tough shit.. You have better things to do than snivel at their feet..

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Why do so called "friends" who claim to love you make snide rude but indirect comments? What do they get out of doing that? Maybe you need to go look up the definition of friend again.. It doesn't include everyone you ever meet or chat with on facebook or AB..

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If natural disasters are an "act of god", why aren't his representatives on Earth being asked to compensate the victims? God crushed my car with a dead tree too.. To bad the insurance fine print didn't mention acts of SATAN.. I could have collected! Must have been the Holy Tree of Antioch..but no priests or preached gave it last rights..

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Obama won't release photos of bin Laden but will release the photos of dead American soldiers. If they release the photos then they should drag the body back, cut his head off and stick it on a pike in front of capitol hill then put the body in a cage so it sits and stinks and rots so the maggots and crows eat it for anyone who walks by, but let's not stop there. Drag ALL his loved ones back too so we can watch them weeping hysterically so you can look into the eyes of his children and...

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TX Gov Perry begrudges fed help to tornado victims. Should the Feds provide disaster relief to victims of national disasters? Perry whined like a BITCH about getting federal money in the Obama stimulus and now he wants federal money over the fires.. Tough shit guvner.. Howzit feel to be the little boy who cried wolf? But to his credit he declared a 3 day of prayer for rain deal 3 days before RAIN was on it's way from the west coast.. Smooth move there Bucky.. Nobody else has access to weather maps do they? hint...

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How many government conspiracies have you heard of? do you believe them? please explain the conspiracy Watergate..there was a HUGE conspiracy going on and carried out, but the more insidious one was the WOD which completely marginalized the black vote in the US and made sure that clearly a large margin of black Americans would lose the right to vote for good.

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Do those who believe in hoaxes and conspiracies believe in a Supreme Being or think such a concept is also a hoax/conspiracy? Do you know what a conspiracy actually is? A conspiracy is defined as A combination of people for an evil purpose; an agreement, between two or more persons, to commit a crime in concert, as treason; a plot. There's nothing it it to indicate nuttiness on people who distrust them or suspect them.

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Hey!! I just got an email stating,I just received a dividend from my PayPal Money Market Fund. How should I spend the 33 cents ? How's that paypal investment thing workin out there big spender? OH! 33 cents! Well carry on then.. Personally I'd spend it on hookers and booze and if the wife complains buy her a gigolo!

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why do attractive women look/stare at other attractive women? Same reason they stare at old men with no teeth who walk with a cane... I feel so violated now.. See what you started?

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i used to be that nerdy girl, shy, straight a student. and now i work at a strip club as a waitress. That's what my EX wife did.. Note I said EX wife.. But hey, if you like hanging out with lying, thieving sacks of shit I have no problems with it. I was a heroin addict for 20 years.. You might be too! You'll love withdraw in jail! It's such nasty shit!

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Is there a place I can go where modern society doesn't exist? Ideally I'd like to live some place where I can build my own shelter, hunt for my own food, and possibly trade with others doing the same. A place where there is no work week or money. Seven words: Voyage to the bottom of the sea! Of course you need to steel that really cool submarine they had in the old TV show..

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Do you think people were smarter in ancient times or today? Has modern society possibly dumbed down the populace? Yeah..we need to go back to throwing virgins into volcanoes and ripping beating hearts out of people with stone tools to offer them up to the gods.. Kids these days and their fancy gadgets..

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What, if anything, do you think is lost in today's "modern society?" Why? I'll be the brave one here and point out the blatantly obvious.. The past seems missing.. I was going to suggest reliving it all again, but.. you know.. Man...if we could just go back to the good old days before indoor plumbing and hanging our peoples heads on pikes right outside of town to warn evildoers.. I miss the good old days!

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I died in my Dream...what does that mean? Being you typed this question I'll go out on a limb and say it means you're not dead yet.. I could be wrong by now though.. Just checking..

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Things you should never lick. The radiator of your car after you've been driving around for several hours on a hot day with almost no water in it.. .. Also..One for the ladies..If your tongue is long enough don't lick both the positive and negative posts of a fully charged car battery at the same time.. It's probably not a good idea to clean the oil dipstick with your tongue or the transmission one for that matter.. Just...

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What should you never tell a stranger? My car is out in the parking lot, the key is under the floor mat and theres a dead body in the trunk along with $1,000,000! Assuming there is indeed the key, a dead body in the trunk with the loot... and let's just hope you haven't just become struck a paraplegic right on the spot!

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Did Jesus die today? Yes.. He ate spoiled mayo instead of Miracle Whip! BIG mistake..

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If we're okay do we really care about all those others who are not us? Ehhh... screw em.. I think everyone not an old man with no teeth and bad legs ought to be shot! I'm tired of all the young healthy people running around looking.. you know..so healthyish-like ..

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Do you believe that everything will be legal eventually? Why or why not? I can't wait till drowning republicans in toilets gets passed through congress and signed by Obama!

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When you're angry and want to explode at the world, what do you do to calm yourself down? Paying toddlers to go kick little kitties on my behalf...Nothing calms me down quicker!

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Why do Atheists say they are not in misery when they are miserable to everyone else? It's a miracle! Kraft Miracle Whip! We left it out to long..

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Did baby Jesus know that he was Jesus? Will the second coming of Jesus, if real, know that they are Jesus? What will the person be named? Will the Anti-Christ know that they are the Anti-Christ? Baby jesus? You mean GOD? How would god not know he was god from the second of birth? SATAN won't know he's SATAN? AHAH! I can swipe his ID and be SATAN! Right now I'm just a temp working as the devils advocate.. I won't get paid till i die..

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Why did Jesus Christ suffer for us the way He did ? He didn't.. Think about it.. IF Jesus WAS god.. Now why would GOD, a guy who could make a universe and have the power at a whim to throw you into a burning pit of fire have a need to let mere mortals beat the shit out him and kill him so you could go to heaven 2000 years later? That's akin to you taking a chain saw to the big tree hanging over your car when you're late for work to crush the...

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Why is it such a horrible thing for the government to point out what is healthy and what is not, foodwise? Is it a sin to give out info? Didn't Eve eat from the tree of knowledge good and evil? See? If that bitch had just kept her mouth shut we would all be exactly the same and completely ignorant of everything.. Women! We can't kill ya and can't stick you back in our rib cages.. [sarcasm included] To bad the apple didn't have a government label on it, eh?

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What positive changes have been made as a result of the Republicans getting the House majority? exposing themselves as the extremists they really are and how they want to ruin this nation for good. They'll be gone in 2012.. bank on it.

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Do homosexuals want everyone to think they would make the best parents? They just want to be parents..period.. get over your homophobia and get your mouth off gods dick.

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if you see Adolf Hitler right now,What would you tell him ? Your guys are doing a fine job turning the world fascist.. I hope they kill themselves too.

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What do you need to do to go to heaven? What is your name? What is your favorite color? What is the air speed velocity of a sparrow? Apparently that's it..

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How long did Jesus hang on the cross? he's still there! I saw him on a bumper sticker still hanging just today!

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Does God Change Yes or No? God seems to have been absent without leave since before the bible writing nonsense.. personally I believe he got so violent the god police arrested him and gave him eternity in solitary confinement..

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Namecalling/insults...short-term benefit I suppose for those who indulge. Makes 'em feel real good. What are the long-term benefits? Vocal cord development...puffy chest..little dick..lowered self esteem.. Yup..that pretty much covers it, but to be honest I indulge in it against real bozos, but some people are just sitting ducks and i just can't help myself when it comes to cutting morons to ribbons sometimes.. Know what I mean Vern?

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If you threaten often enough without following through how long before people stop paying any attention to you? Donald trump is going to get to the bottom of this whole Obamacertificate thing..anyyyy time now.. a n y t i m e n o w...still waiting... C'mon Donny... His wig must have blown off in the wind..Soon as his manservant finds it we'll have proof!

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If you threaten often enough without following through how long before people stop paying any attention to you? Ask john Boehner, house majority leader .. he can probably answer that one.. ;o)

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What does it mean to opt out of a transaction? With me it was with a credit card company that jacked the interest rate so high i couldn't pay then started harassing me so i told them to piss off and when they called back I told them i was dead..

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Which medium source would you recommend for someone who is striving to know all there is to know? Ie. books, newspapers/mag, the internet? You also need to hang out with every human who ever lived from birth till their death to know everything there is to know and you still wouldn't know it.. Example.. what is in my shirt pocket right now? I'll give ya 10 million guesses starting now!

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How many jobs do you need, how long do you need work, and how long/how much money do you need to save before you can realistically moveout? My rent is free..my food is supplied, I get my internet off a telephone pole out back, my tar paper shack is warm in winter and my dog catches squirrels when she gets hungry.. Why would I wanna move out?

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How many jobs do you need, how long do you need work, and how long/how much money do you need to save before you can realistically moveout? My rent is free..my food is supplied, I get my internet off a telephone pole out back, my tar paper shack is warm in winter and my dog catches squirrels when she gets hungry.. Why would I wanna move out?

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Do you have a business idea that is yet to get off the ground? What is it? Fake mouse fur coats! Nobody ever did it before! It'll be the next BIG thing! You can steal my idea.. It's OK..

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My dinner just cost 100 dollars do you think it tasted better than yours? So you went to Dennys.. Big fucking deal! I ate a gourmet TV dinner and it only cost 89 cents and i bet it comes out of my ass in a day or two as shit too!

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Name as many dead or endangered arts as you can. The fine art of dying has died out.. It used to be so popular and now people seem to want to breath and shit.. WHEN DID THAT STUFF START?

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Do you dream big? I mean, do you like it big? "." I'm the king and ruler of all the known universe so no.. You're all pions to me

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How big should children\'s shoes be bought? Big enough for their feet.. Rule of thumb: 1 shoe bigger than their feet..1 smaller then split the difference.. One foot no blisters 1 foot all blisters.. It averages out..

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Do Winston's taste good like a cigarette should? Me and my Winnnston.. We gotta real good thing.. They're putting them somewhere by god! --Carlin Winston are like what? $600 a pack now? I roll my own for about $1 a pack then reroll the butts.. Now THOSE taste good like an ashtray should!

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OK I smoke. but getting kindve tired of Marlboro Reds, and HATE menthols? anyone know any good cigs?lol This reminds me of an old George Carlin joke he did years ago... [Deep inhale] Ya know something Bill? These cigarettes of mine..they taste like CRAP! SSSSSAYY Dan! You should try the cool refreshing taste of new Coolies! Collies, huh? You smoke em? Nope! Found em in the subway toilet!

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What is something that you did or learned to do as a child that made you feel really "grown up"? Mimicking voices .. I could do Porky Pig to a T, Flipper and a whole bunch of others..If I had to stand up and talk in class i always lowered my voice to try to sound like Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. of the FBI! Of course in retrospect I probably sounded like some goofy 9 yr old which of course I was at 9 yrs old.

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Do you think children have it easier now than you did when you were growing up? My childhood was tough! We fought like cats and dogs over EVERY scrap of every tree and inch of the baseball field, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. We had trees, farm fields, wild animals, domestic animals and now the whole damned thing is covered with freeway and shit overpriced houses and kids are treated like corporate cattle.. They can only dream of the wonders we had when I was a kid.

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Who was easier to talk into letting you stay up later when growing up? Your mom, dad, or babysitter? My dad was a pushover.. I knew he kept a stash of devils food cookies so I always faked a belly ache which always got me a few cookie and a late night TV show with dad.. My loving mother on the other hand was the family drill sergeant and wielder of the dreaded switch! Dad too had a thunder hand when I got an F on my report card which luckily only happened a few times,, I couldn't have gotten...

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When you look at your childhood photos what do you think? I was truly an accident waiting to happen as a kid and plenty happened. Before i was 12 I had been stitched back up 20 times, broke 4 or 5 bones, been poisoned, electrocuted, fell from trees, been in untold fights around the neighborhood, beat up Chris Owens when he called my grandmother names, been paddled more times than any kid in school, was hung from a rope around my chest as a prank which...

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I just saw my s/o ___________. What should I do? s/o...sawed off shotgun? HIDE! QUICK! or just shoot the bastard and put him out of his misery before he infects you with it..

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Do you care if I don't care? YES! We must pass new legislation right away demanding that everyone care about you caring if we don't care if you care or..something...like ...that..

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Do you not care anymore about something? The international observation of the international apathists.. Apathy is a... Oh hell..who cares?

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Can you still get cooties or have they been erraticated? If they're still around what are the most likely sources? Going by Glen Beck I would say Obama, but since he's just a fucking moron I don't go by anything Beck EVER says.. Donald Trump comes to mind as well.. That piss colored mop of his is hiding something by gawd!

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Do you not care anymore about something? Republi-con-artists

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tell me what you are NOT ? just one word. bajillionzillionaire!

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Were your parents drug addicts? if yes are they now and if not how long clean? My folks were squeaky clean to the point my mother actually believed she got high on aspirin, but I took a slightly different road eventually into being a full blown heroin addict for close to 20 yrs..Going on 8 yrs with no needles in me except when the doctors office drills for oil once in a while in my arm..

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Okay, so tonight I have the pleasure of hearing a fight between a couple (they are drug addicts) I care for an elderly 85 yr old woman who whenever we disagree on ANYTHING she automatically accuses me of starting an argument.. Good thing I have thick skin, eh?

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When you choose a "leader" to follow you should make sure you know the destination. How do you know the destination won't change mid-way? It's kind of the same thing as when someone wants to buy the whole world a warm puppy.. Well, I want to know the breed, its medical history and who raised the damned mutt first. Then and only then will I risk it being around my other dog who might chew it to pieces out of pet jealousy..

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ever had sex infront of anyone Porn star specializing in having a little dick with blind amputee nuns defrocked from Jinrikisha’s with their heads shaved. Very specific target audience.. Site only gets 1 hit a year tops. alittledickwithblindamputeenunsdefrockedfromJinrikisha’swiththeirheadsshaved.com!

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You have AB block...can't think of a question...what do you do? Look at porn and masturbate...which is sort of like being a starving man with your nose pressed up against the window as people inside are eating delicious steak dinners, but you don't get to eat...EVER!

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Jehovah's witnesses are falling from the sky. What will you do? Pray to invisi-god that soon as they land they all turn into gold statues so i can sell them at the "we buy broken gold" store down the street!

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Why should I NOT quit smoking? Because the non-smokers whine to damned much so they need more things to bitch about.. I think they should have to go outside to not smoke because they're really polluting my smoked up air inside with all that breathing shit..Besides..smoking helps to dilute their fart smells.. Good enough? Need any more reasons?

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I have to take a long car ride with a heavy smoker. does anyone have a suggestion on how to acttually breath breathable air. i have a real hard time breathing in heavy smoke. other suggestions beside rolling the window down please. thx take the bus and don't piss of yet another smoker with the whining.

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If you're a smoker, have you switched over to electric cigs? How is it? Just as good, not the same, etc... Please describe for me! I smoke. I'm a smoker and not switching because they just look to stupid and I'm going to die anyway and not all that concerned if it happens 5 minutes from now or 50 years from now. I have no fear of death at all..none whatsoever.

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Would you laugh if Donald Trump said that Obama was really a Mexican ? No because he would probably mean it.. i think Obama should tell trump he'll tell him where his birth certificate is as soon as trump shows Jimmy Hoffa's dead corpse under that piss colored wig

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TODAY 99 YEARS HAVE PASSED FROM WHEN THE TITANIC SANK KILLING ABOUT 1494 PEOPLE!! how sad it is! :( :( :( what do u have to say about it? How is the death of 1494 people 100 yrs ago possibly sadder than me running out of cigarettes 5 minutes ago? I mean a LOT more than 1494 people die every hour of every day and I'm supposed to worry about JUST THEM?

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what is the best thing to use to help take permanant hair dye out of hair that is not going to damage your hair ? Razor blades usually work.. It won't damage your hair except that little death thing, but it'll grow back.

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Whats better, dating a guy with a kid,...or dating a guy with emotional issues.... Yeah..bat shit crazy guys make much better partners than parents do..

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Female, looking for kinky ideas involving male multiple partners in a group sex situation ? Why? Are you schizophrenic?

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If you had to pay restitution to those you've harmed would it be offset by those whom you've helped? Would you break even? Be ahead? I'm to broke to pay restitution so they're just out of luck if I harmed them. If I helped them then dammit they better say thanks or I'll harm them!

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Who you will think will win the miss universe 2010? The man on the moon.. he has my vote!

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In Australia's Miss Universe contest doctors and dietitians found a finalist was "skin and bones" and dangerously malnourished. See Link in my answer. What do you think of underweight beauty queens? malnourished beauty queens...Kind of sounds a bit like good smelling shit to me, but then again I'm predisposed to disliking the smell of shit.

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Why is it that people say pro-life when they mean anti-abortion? They seem to forget our solar system alone has 11 dead planets and several dead moons.. Even the night sky has a big bright dead thingie in it.. That ought to be a clue..

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What is the difference between pro-life and anti-abortion? Well..pro-life is silly.. Our solar system alone has 11 dead planets plus all the babies (moons) were still born..Nothing says pro-life like 11 dead and 1 living, huh?

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What's the funniest thing about politics? HA! Donald Flump! He's on the Obama witch hunt for his birth certificate, but should himself have to prove that Jimmy Hoffa isn't buried under that piss colored mop of his.

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If the TEA Party is angry about the federal debt, yet believes taxes are too high, how do they expect to balance the federal budget? Short answer is they don't expect to balance anything except their own checking accounts. The flea bag bunch wants to privatize EVERYTHING including all schools, social security, medicare and up to and including the entire federal government to appoint our "leaders".. They'll go to far and the pukes will be lost for another 60 years again..

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Do you suppose that Obama still believes when congress must jack up the debt limit, it signifies a "Leadership Failure"? So he changed his mind.. Presidents are allowed to change their minds, but if the debt limit isn't increased we default and head back into depression...not that we ever got out of it in the first place. The republican congress will drive us right off the cliff if we allow them..

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What do i do if a military recruiter is harassing me? Tell him or her to fuck off! Until they reinstate the draft he or she has NO power over you.

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would you sell out your best friend for a million dollars? It depends really.. If I'm selling them out over something real mild like..cheating them out of the last bite off a candy bar then no, but if it's something important like letting little puppies and kitties all around the world to be eaten by alligators YOU BETCHA!

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Is your doorbell a normal ring or is it one of those funky ones with a tune? Mine says, "POLICE! OPEN UP!" so I have it hidden well under the bushes out front. I moved the door to the inside of the wall so they can't find it.

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Do mini marshmallows taste nicer than normal sized ones? it depends.. if you're toasting them by a small fire the big ones are OK, but if you're standing by a raging oil well fire the small ones tend to get burned off the coat hanger rather quickly.

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Would you agree that we live in a rather impersonalised world these days? My mother has lived in the same house since 1952 and now doesn't know anyone on the street. Nobody ever checks up on her except me and she used to know everyone in the neighborhood by name and the names of all their kids.. I know the next door neighbors, but none of their names except one. I don't really want to know such a bunch of soulless pricks..

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Why do we have so much hate in this world? I have a black eye, swollen jaw, and a cut eye-brow from being jumped just a bit ago. I cannot understand this world, it makes me sad just to think of how much they must have gone through to be that hateful. Hey..if the cops didn't track the bastards down yet then get a bunch of buddies together and track em down yourself or tell the cops you will and I bet they find them tomorrow. That's what it took for me to get justice. I told the cops we were gonna go get the bastard and they had him the very next day AFTER they had known exactly who he was and where he lived. I got to face the prick in court...

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Japan had a 7.0 aftershock on Monday. The government also raised the threat level to a maximum 7. How much worse can it get? The whole country could fall into the ocean, but on the bright side all those big ships that got stuck on land would be floating again!

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Have you ever reached the other side of AB? I did.. I got there and there was a sign saying Welcome to AB... What the...?

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Because the price of cigarettes went up last week by 70 cents, my best friend and I decided to quit. Today he broke down and bought a pack of cigarettes. When he didn't give me one I killed him dead. Should I smoke the rest of the cigarettes? Of course not..Whenever you get the urge to smoke just kill the next person you see with a pack of smokes and take one of theirs...IF they're smoking your brand..If not then kill em anyway for being a schmuck!

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Does anyone have a prayer request? I would like to pray for u! Yes! Turn my next door neighbors into gold statues! I need the money in these hard times!

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Are you ready to face your death? I don;t have a choice than to be ready..it might happen any time now. A tornado might blow in or a jet might slam me 30 feet into the ground. I might have a heart attack or a stroke. I could develop a deathly disease or catch a killer mutant virus OR someone might break in to rob me and mistake me for YOU and KILL ME! OH NO! OH CRAP! I'm gonna DIE! I'm climbing back into my mothers womb! The...

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how would u rather die? I want to go in the most common way.. i want to be watching some hot woman's skirt blow in the breeze whilst picking my nose or whatever then from out of the blue a 50 ton safe fall on me from the 40th floor and then someone standing 3 miles away ask his friend, "Is that an eyeball that just landed on you?" ironically with my shit luck it would just BARELY miss me and just crush my big toe...

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My husband beat one of my sons. After counseling, temporary separation, and 8 years, I still harbor deep resentment for him. Is that wrong? Personally if someone beat my kids i would shoot the bastard and see my kids from behind bars if need be.. Counseling..what a complete waste of time.. Get away from this creep before he cracks again..That's my advise or you could wait till your son grows up to kill him..Distance might be the better option..

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Is it normal for a grown man to cry, and if so, under what circumstances? It's ONLY acceptable IF he's falling from a tall building while his body is on fire while he slams his thumb with a big hammer with a sharp nail under it while at the very same time witnesses the mother of his 9 children having a lesbian affair with a bull dyke while screwing his best friend and his father at the same time.. Everyone else is a woos if he cries.. No exceptions. You gotta be...

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What do you find very boring when another person talks about it? Their endless ailments while they prance around the room as if they have nothing whatever wrong with them other than being fucking boring as hell! Hey, just as a side note.. I was just listening to an old radio broadcast of the prince of Whales doing something while an audience cheered and at the very same time the TV was on with the sound off and some big old fat bastard was exiting a mine...

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What's one thing that just makes you wanna cry? getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick.. does it every time!

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does this guy like me??? if so.. howw can i get him to ask me out. PLZ ANSWER.. I RLY LIKE HIM!! Fake dying suddenly right in front of him. If he steps right over you then you're barking up the wrong tree. If he stoops down and gazes deeply into your eyes, assuming you're indeed alive and awake say something outrageous like, "Wanna do it big boy?".. Well, OK..don't go THAT far, but something close.. And just for your information, popping knuckles helps prevent arthritis.. I'm in my 50s and...

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Atheists: What would you do... if you suddenly realized you were wrong? Tell my mother, "Gosh mom! I should have become a doctor instead of a bum! I was wrong!"

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Not trying to start a war here, but why do so many atheists possess the same negative qualities they accuse God of having? I'll put it to a simple test.. I'll forgive invisi-god of all his past fuckups on one condition.. he turn all you idiot christians into gold tonight. If he does that and i wake up tomorrow and find several gold statues just hanging out up and down the street..well.. I'll be impressed! i might even begin believing after i finish opening a new account on the global gold market exchange! Hey.. i...

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I would like to see the return of our savior jesus christ... I'd like to see all christians turned to gold and if i wake up tomorrow and see several gold statues out on the sidewalk in front of the house I'll return to the fold soon as i get done with my banking..not until then.

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We had a tragedy in our city last week. Four men broke into a home with guns and machetes and threatened to kill a young man and his sleeping younger brothers. He shot and killed one of the men who broke in. Should he be charged with manslaughter? he should be charged with not killing the other 3..

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Why are Protein Bars better? better than what? trees? birds? polar bears? large frozen peas?

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Are Slut Walks really going to do anything to change anything for the better? I mean, seriously. Be realistic. A naked slut walk would definitely be an improvement..just my opinion..

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Can you think of anything that the Earth will run out of in the next 50 years? Me.. I'm running out so stock up soon! I'm going away....

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Today it is 50 years since man went into space, where do you think mankind will be in the next 50 years? Still debating if they faked the moon landing.. and trying to find the money to pay for the debate.

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Do you think that women should be allowed to play high school football with the guys, if they are good enough to make the team? Why or why not? Sure..as long as the boys can dress up in short skirts and lead cheers.. Rickety racked..rickety racked....Oh wait.. that;'s the seniors cheer..

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The Miss Universe competition is still judged solely on an interview and swimsuit and evening gown competitions;Miss America, offers scholarships and values its talent contest more than its swimsuit competition. Is there really a difference IYO? I think females of all species should be allowed in..especially all alien species. I know a lot of other species better looking than those tall skinny broads.. just me though..

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Should the amount of time a prisoner can be on death row be given a maximum time frame? The obvious answer is no...the day he or she dies is the max. Nobody yet has been kept permanently alive for a crime.

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What needs to be fixed in the world? People always say things are so bad, but i would like to know, what specifically needs to be fixed? Space aliens need better representation in the Miss Universe contest. It's soooo earth bound and excludes ALL aliens.. It's so unfair.

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What would aliens think of the human race? They undoubtedly got a raw deal with the Miss Universe contest..

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I think I'm a weirdo. I've had no sexual history at all before my current girlfriend now. She's been with 9 guys.says she dearly loves me and doesn't want to lose me. I've never been with anyone besides her.Should I break up to build up my sexual history? I dunno dude.. I was with the same drop dead gorgeous woman 22 years and my history was damned good.. If you like the prospect of shots of penicillin in both of your ass cheeks go find everything that moves and breaths.. From personal experience before my wife I can tell you penicillin is no fun. You can't walk for 3 days...oops.. double post..

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I think I'm a weirdo. I've had no sexual history at all before my current girlfriend now. She's been with 9 guys.says she dearly loves me and doesn't want to lose me. I've never been with anyone besides her.Should I break up to build up my sexual history? I dunno dude.. I was with the same drop dead gorgeous woman 22 years and my history was damned good.. If you like the prospect of shots of penicillin in both of your ass cheeks go find everything that moves and breaths.. From personal experience before my wife I can tell you penicillin is no fun. You can't walk for 3 days.

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Should I care about a guy's sexual history? It depends ya know.. If you see him going in and out of the public health clinic that's not a good sign and if you see him scratching his crotch a lot..you might want to give him a bottle of quells oil shampoo and be on your way.. Short of that be voracious, like a dog in heat, but not in a slutty way.. Remember, most guys are pigs. They want a saint in the house and a whore in bed.. You get to...

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Im 18 and a virgin but my gf is not, i cant get this thought out of my head. im worried i can never live up to what she has already experienced. is it normal for me to be worried about this? i dont want this to affect us, so any advise I gotta tell you.. people have been having sex for a LONG LONG LONG long long long time. Your story is nothing new.. Relax and enjoy it and don';t worry about it. If she doesn't like it there are PLENTY of other girls just dying to get laid just like you are. Heck, there are even other species waiting to get laid..not that I'm advising bestiality or anything ya know..

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my already big penis, recently has been getting slightly thicker and larger. im worried because of my small gf, what should i do? Go to drug counseling..nobody cares that you think you have the biggest dick in 3 counties.

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HELP! I work with an immature girl who is jealous of me and she is constantly crying in my bosses office. Then I get a talk. What can I do? Put itching powder in her shirt when she's not paying attention then when she's going crazy itching go tell your boss she's doing drugs and hallucinating. That'll fix that bitch.. ;o)

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How do you handle jealous women in the work place? How do you manage your work environment, when it is filled with hateful females? Real simple.. go find another job.. Life's to damned long for that shit.

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are you jealous of my scissors? I'm running with them right now. I could just DIE to see you trip over something and jab yourself in the ear! Hopefully you're running over busy rail road tracks too!

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This girl at work gets jealous when i talk to this certain guy. Whenever we're talking she makes rude comments and gives dirty looks. How do i handle this? Should i tell her that i dont want him we are just friends or what? Tell her to take a number and get in line because the taking a flying leap into an anvil show starts real soon.. She don't wanna miss that!

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Is it ok to shit talk someone you're really jealous of? At work, everyone ws talking to me but Kyra, who didn't like me. She liked WOW! You really have this How to make friends and influence people thing down pat don't you? Just think, at your rate by the time you hit 40 you'll be a lonely drunken bastard everyone hates. Keep at it. You'll get there!

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How do I pick the best three numbers for the lottery? eeny meeny miney moe pick a number by the toe. if it hollers let it go.eeny meeny miney moe. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it! Works for me..well, not really.. I still haven't won a damned thing yet.

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What if I told you that you could win the biggest cow ever? Well SHIT! I mean a LOT OF SHIT! You coming to shovel it out after I slaughter the poor damned cow? These dinky TV diners suck every night.

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If you had 1 'crazy' wish what would it be? Mine would be to live off sugar; cookies, candy. My crazy wish.. Have all the stupid people shipped off in containers to other countries with postage due and a note saying, DO NOT RETURN TO SENDER!

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Have you ever faced a near death experience? If so what happened? I got to keep living.. Man, i can't tell you how refreshing living is as opposed to being dead forever. Then again being dead was OK.I guess.. i slept right through the whole damned thing. That was refreshing too.. Got a good nights sleep!

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Does a near-death experience really change a person's life? Sure it changes them.. they get to live instead of being dead.. That's a HUGE change of fortune wouldn't you say?

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Have you ever faced a near death experience? If so what happened? So you'll survive death. Let us know how it turns out because you'll be the first ever person to be the lucky recipient..

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Have you ever faced a near death experience? If so what happened? Every day since i was born I've had near death experiences. Why just the other day I saw a car going down the street and it could have run over me and killed me, but it didn't.. It missed me by a mere 70 feet. Heck, I was drinking a glass of water and I damned near drowned in it, but lucky for me I couldn't fit in the glass. I almost die every day once my heart finishes it's rhythm , but lucky...

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What Do You Typically Give in a Funeral Sympathy Card? The dead guy don't care.. heck, they prefer a shovel full of dirt in most cases.

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When is it too late to send a sympathy card? Once it's been determined sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary for that particular individual..

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How do you think you are going to die? How do you want to die? I want to go with a safe falling out of the sky from the 40th floor while I'm picking my nose watching some skirt blow in the wind and some guy 16 blocks away saying to his friend, "Is that an eyeball that just landed in your lunch?"

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Are American unions still relevant today or are they bankrupting American companies? The MOST prosperous times in our histories around the world was when unions were at their strongest, but the super rich have gone out of their way to make sure everyone believes unions have bankrupted everyone and unions are the most corrupted. Ironic isn't it when CEOs are making billions while the average union member is making FARRRRR less even with every available benefit. Even big...

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What is your favorite motto? Mine is "Live and let live." The band Chicago did a song called Dialog about your motto..look it up someday.. my motto is Get old or die! Think about it.

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What do you thik Is God doing right now? God's doing fine.. he's been promoted to the boogieman under your bed.. Don't look.. he's a damned mean bastard.. He might be hiding in your closet too!

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Has God ever left the world in the history of mankind? Yep.. God took off to go deal with a supernova or black hole or some other interplanetary crisis somewhere else.. he left a note: Planet to stupid to deal with.. Leave this one alone forever..

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What is the role of God in our lives? To keep your brain busy thinking of stupid shit most likely.. Imagination is great, but thinking imaginary things have a role other than keep you happy.. God does very little other than that.

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where can i buy a cheap game ? Why pay? Just play rock paper scissors.. Unless of course you have no hands in which case save your money.

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What was the last thing you did for the first time ever ? I just answered this question for the very first time just now.. Damned! I gotta do this again!

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Be happy don't worry, your motto? Or by what motto do you live? My motto: Get old or die! If you're not getting old you're dead. Some people think that by pretending their being young or having a happy attitude they won't age.. Well, folks, I have some really sad news for you. You're getting old or someone is contacting a funeral director on your behalf and if they are you're probably not reading this.

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What was the last thing you did for the first time ever ? Answer this question.. I had never answered this one before.. WOW! I gotta do this again!

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Are we better than we think we are or worse? How can we be sure? How do we know? You are what you are Rosie..for better or worse it makes no real difference.. In 1000 years there will be no tomb stone reading.. "Here lies the best mother F ever!".. We'll be just archeological oddities.. Does anyone really think when they die 1000 years from now people will marvel at their great ability to give ((((hugs))) on the internet?

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For the older members: When we reminisce about these days, will they be as special as the memories of childhood? Odd thing about memories is they're condensed ... my teenage years have been condensed by Cambells soup...that's why they seem so appealing. Nostalgia is a seductive liar..

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Do you find it amazing you're not dead yet, considering how many ways people can die. Hey, before I reached the age of 12 I already had been sewed up about 10 times and that doesn't even mention all the suicide attempts and other assorted accidents and industrial accidents and poisonings in my working life plus hitch hiking across the US for about 10 years... I did manage to survive my mother, rest her soul that i don't believe in..

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Which Fox News commentator annoys you the most? Short answer: All of them. When you knowingly work for a corrupted organization that engages in intentional misinformation to the public then you have NO credibility. Just corporate shills and nothing more.

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Which commentator on the Fox News Channel you trust the most for telling the news accurately? Answer: NONE! Faux news wouldn't know the truth if it reached up and chewed their fucking faces off. This is the same bunch of gangsters who just 10 years ago promised us all that we were going to war to oust a dictator and spread democracy around the middle east and now with the Egyptian uprising they are acting as if no Egyptian wants democracy, but only to become extremist Muslims to make...

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I just saw a report that all of SoCal is on fire with thousands evacuating. Do you think national news services sensationalize local news events? The corporate shills called "news organizations" sensationalize things? nahhhh.never.

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Perhaps inspired by events in Egypt unrest and demands for change break out in Algiers. What do you think of the latest news? I fear for them in Algiers. the regime there is far more brutal than Mubarak. The head of security in Algiers thinks of himself as the god of Algiers. Just one example: "In his controversial one-day court trial in April 2001, Boulemia described how, after he had been tortured by DRS officers, Mediène entered and said: "It's me, the boss (ana rabha). You are going to see what I am going to do...

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My brother bullies me he quit wrk n dus nthng he got a nw gf tht stps evry night he alwys tlks dwn 2 me i sufer frm psychotic depression n i get rlly mad i hve 2 luk after my mom cuz he wnt he upsets evryone i feel like killin him hw can i control myself? Concentrating on spelling and grammar might be a big step in the right direction. Portraying yourself as a complete and utter dweeb isn't going to help your case. Realize that if you don't control yourself the police eventually will. You get to call the shots now, but once police are called in they will.

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I'm having a hard time aging. I hve always felt & looked yngr than I am & hve always had relationships with youngr men. Now I feel my age is catching up.How do I stop trying to look yngr & stylish & accept old age?Almst feel like I wnt 2 gve up trying? Age will force the issue if you don't accept it. There probably won't be a whole lot of young dudes whistling at your ass when you're 80 and those who do won't be so young themselves by then.. either that or they'll just be perverts. I looked in the mirror one day and my dad had crept into my body..so did my mom and now at 53 I no longer try to squeeze my keester into tight jeans to impress...

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At which age you want to stop your further aging? The day someone writes my obituary. Every second that goes by you ARE aging like it or not. My motto is.. Get Old or DIE! There are no other options available.

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Do you live under the delusion that age is only a number and you only get old if you want to or do you realize the aging process is very real and it's going to happen no matter what happy little phrases people come up with? I guess some people are just plain luckier than hell and live to ripe old ages and have fun for years, but some people seem to think that it only takes a good attitude to have such luck or the right diet and blah, blah, blah.. I have known people to age prematurely for no apparent reason and end up living miserable lives for 40 years in pain all day so it's not always careful planning and happy...

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Is religions something innocuous...to be met with nothing more potent than "to each their own"? You can attempt to counter it all day and all you'll run into are closed minds waiting for JahEEEEZass to come riding in from the hills on a white horse and a 9mm Glock to save the day from Snidely Whiplash and his evil cohorts..so the best you can realistically do is to go out of your way to avoid these nitwits at all cost.. In the meantime go find Nel and tie her up on the railroad tracks.....

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What do atheists believe in? Strong coffee, real justice instead of state sponsored JUST US, Lose shoes, tight pu$$y and a warm place to sh*t.. That's it.

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How and why do atheists get married when marriage is religious? Marriage was around LONG before your high priest got a boner for the little boys.. Marriage was invented the first time the first couple get horny enough to decide they really liked each other and wanted to keep it in the family.. duh it wasn't handed down by the magic man in the sky.. Ooooga boooga!

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My Mom is [Catholic] Christian. How do i tell her i'm atheist? The easiest way i know is to come right out and say, "Mom, I love you, but i don't buy that nonsense. That doesn't mean I don't love you so lets take that doubt off the table, but your religion is a lot of hooey." If she still persists then go to plan B.. dad.

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what are some ways to help me sleep better? This issue is seriously starting to annoy me....help! Count to a million backwards? You could watch an old movie on my web site, http://freeclassicflix.co.cc I have over 400 on there and they're all free with no commercials and you don't have to download any stupid bullshit toolbar.. other than that you're screwed.. You'll be awake till you fall asleep..sorry.

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Where do babies come from? Storks and they're bald because storks pluck the hair out to feather their nests with it.

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Can I have your hat when you're done wearing it? Sure.. i quit wearing it about 4 yrs ago..it;s out in the backyard somewhere..probably where the dog craps, but i haven't really checked that close, but you're welcome to it. You gotta come get it because I'm not going to go look for it. You also gotta calm my dog down because she'll likely want to chew your leg off, but hey,that's what ya get for wanting my hat.

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My 5 year old son keeps putting his stuffed animals down his pants and says that it feels good to him....should i be worried? OMG OMG OMG! That's the first sign of being a child! By his age he should be in trig class studying for his SAT's and thinking of a career! OR...Nah..I was a weird kid too.. let him enjoy being a kid.. take your pick..I pick the last one.

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Should kids have their own cell phones? NO..just hand them $1000 a week and set them lose on the Las Vegas strip.. God forbid a parent actually pay attention where their kids really are..Then again I'm old fashioned that way.

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What percentage of parents think their kids need cell phones? FAR to many.. I read an article in Dallas the other day parents were angry because their 4 yr olds were racking up charges buying berries in some kids cell phone game.. Well good! Serves them right.. ALL stupid parents should get billed to much to even pee much less their 4 yr olds cell phone bill!

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Should parents drug test their kids as a rule or should there be meaningful communication & trust between parents and kids? The one person any kid should be able to trust beyond any person alive is their parents. If you want to break that trust then it proves to me you have no business raising kids. That's how i feel. Hey, I know my kids have lied to me and i have lied to my parents, but testing them for drugs is a way of trashing any trust you might have ever had instantly. If you test your kids for drugs then you...

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My best friend is in a panick cause of the fact that she is pregnant and about to give birth soon. She is afraid that her newborn would test positive for percocets, she took this med for 3 days straight a month ago for pain. Will it come up? not a chance.. They only stay in your system 3-7 days that can be detected.. and even so what does she think they might do? Have her on the front page of the newspaper? MOM TAKES DRUGS DURING PREGNANCY!?

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Is it safe to use a laxative during pregnancy, and if so, which one should I get? Never had to use a laxative before, so I'm clueless! It should be perfectly safe as long as you don't overdo it. laxatives can become addictive where you become physically dependent on them so use them sparingly. Enemas or glycerin suppositories might work better if you don;t want to risk swallowing them because they can be harsh. Glycerin was alwaysmy first choice when the going got.. err tough..Mineral oil, while it tastes really crappy works...

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Do children have to pay their parents'medical bills when they die? Not unless the children have signed legal obligations to pay them..

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Can parents pay my bills while they live with me? I know of not a single bill collector who will turn down payments from your parents nor anyone else for that matter.

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My Father has been a cpmplete prick to me since I was 6, I'm only 15 now..He never let me have a childhood...Do you think I should kick him out of my life or hang on to him. My parents are split up I only see him every couple of months.... Wait a few years..like 20 or so. I wasn;t the greatest dad and made lots of mistakes, but always loved my son. He hated me, but as the years went by I told him that I was a rotten dad and that I always wanted what was good for him.. He now knows i wanted good for him, but there were tough years in between. We get along fine now, but don't talk near as much as we should. Dads have a way of...

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Do you blame your parents for your childhood and for what you are now??? It's there fault i was born, but i don't hold it against them. Besides, blaming them for who i am would do me no good and if i did all I would get would be a lot of people calling me rotten names.. Only a fool would do that.

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I need to know what motorcycle to get. buy one with 4 wheels so the fools don;'t turn you into Slappy the former bike rider..

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Is the United States Postal Service closed on Veterans Day? if there is anything in front of Day they're closed

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If teh United States is United does that mean Greenland is Green? Maybe Egypt is electronic Jip...E Jipped duhh

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how much is a 25 cent postage currency worth Postal rates are one of the worlds great bargains bar none except maybe free air..Say you live in Maine and want a letter mailed to Hawaii..It's 42 cents.. Now.. Hand the same letter to any stranger walking by and make him or her a proposition.. Say Pal..I'll give you a whole whopping 42 cents if you'll just hand deliver this letter to my friend in Honolulu.Make sure it gets directly in their...

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Is it safe to have a transaction online using a credit card? if you don't mind doing business with loan sharks then use credit cards. When I was a kid the lowest interest rates now were illegal and considered loan sharking then. NONE are safe to use. They're traps to sucker you into paying for the honor of spending your own money. Republicans allowed banks to begin issuing credit to anyone regardless of credit worthiness and unleashed the worse money...

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I plan to apply for a credit card and I am contemplating which credit card provider is the best? Any tip? The one that says: "We screw anyone who does business with us" and no others because it'll be the ONLY one that will be honest. Credit cards are the single biggest fraud ever perpetuated on modern life. Avoid them at ALL cost.

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Is Life a constant flow of energy that exists in death or vise versa? No. you just live for a few years then you wither and die.. That;s it...nothing else..sorry to burst your bubbles.

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Lets hear opinions on why death exists at all. Cause gettin old aint for sissies kids.

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What is the meaning of life? Get old or die.. That;s it..there is no other meaning.

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What type of fallacy is this statement? Sure, I’ve heard that you need 5 servings of fruits and vegetables each day. That is why I eat pizza every night. There are lots of vegetables on a supreme pizza The real question is how much time do you spend in front of the mirror popping zits? I've worked in dozens of pizza shops and everyone there get a face full of bloody salamis. Its from all that grease. YUCK!

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If you’re supposed to get 5 servings of a veggies or dairy or whatever each day, would it matter if you ate or drank it all at once, and then had none for the rest of the day? nothing.. you'll just be hungry the rest of the day.. i eat one meal a day and have for several years.

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If i ate nothing but biscuits and drank only tea, what would be my eventual cause of death? whatever kills you.. Someone might fire a bullet through your head or you might have a heart attack or you might walk across the street and get run over by a bus OR you might die from malnutrition. They don't generally do autopsies on living people.

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How long should a cuckoo clock run? Till you raise the weights or rewind it..depends on which type you have OR till you wake up one find day and get tired of shoveling the bird shit out of it...ehem..shoveling bird shit out of cuckoo clocks..a great profession.

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I'm in my 50's & divorced a long time. A few mos ago I met a kind , nice guy who really likes me, but I just don't find him physically attractive. Can this ever change?We have alot in common & can talk for hours. I should be thrilled.What's wrong with me? Well...it might sound rude, but I'm a 53 yr old man, single again after 22 yrs and at one point in my previous single life I decided i just don;t have to settle for ugly women. My brother, who isn't bad looking decided he didn't have to settle for pretty women so he always picked the dogs..I'd rather be single for 5 life times than spend one night with one of his women.. Know what I mean Vern?...

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I heared that the best way to find love again is to find someone that you can really trust and have alot in common someone pleas tell me is that true. Life can really suck like alot really. it helps.. best thing to do is to just forget relationships.. real love just seems to find those who get it... It always worked that way for me..last love of mine lasted 22 years and now I'm over relationships all over again for good or till she forgives me for being such an ass.. I dont want anyone else and never will. i kind of like being single now anyway..I can watch porn whenever i feel...

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Whats the best way to tell one off your parents that they suck at it? Wait till you've raised your kids so you have someone besides other peoples parents to compare them to.. You might just find out you suck worse than they did. Sorry..other answers didn't show up, but i thought the same thing about mine and now know they were much better at it than i ever dreamed possible. Now I'm a grandpa and it's a hell of a lot easier than being a parent.

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Whats the best way to tell one off your parents that they suck at it?

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Whats the best way to tell one off your parents that they suck at it? Uhhh...mom..dad..You're a rotten parent.. Now can I have $20?

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How frequently should you change the NuvaRing? Dunno..I'm a 52 yr old man.. i would say..before using it? Then again i don;t know what a Nuvaring is. Sounds like some sort of club you joined..

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How effective is birth control in preventing pregnancy? it didn't work for my mom very good.. there were 6 of us.. but she didn't start taking it till after i was born..I was number 6. Come to think if it it did an OK job after all and after me, huh?

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Do you back the anti-government protesters of Egypt or back the murdering thug Mubarak and his henchmen? We allegedly went to war to stop one brutal dictator but left Mubarak in power as if he was grandpa good Arab. I don't want the US involved, but we damned sure need to stop backing dictators and propping them up right till the day they get overthrown.

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do you ever feel like there are way too many people into the bible? like they are taking over AB? 1 is to many, but that's just me. Being a rabid atheist I start half the fights here over the subject. on the other hand..without all those meat heads i would get kinda bored here.

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How would someone pass the time in prison ? watching your back and staying out of everyone elses business and not being a know it all

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What is the worst thing to be in prison? In the US..WHITE.. It's almost guaranteed to get you raped because you'll be outnumbered 4-1 with guards who think prison rape is funny.

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Do you like the idea of hard labour in prison? No because it always leads to abuses by guards and prison administrators.. That's why it was mostly done away with.. To many were worked literally to death for minor offenses and more and more were locked up on trumped up charges whenever the warden needed more labour.

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Should people be allowed to kill, other people that have excaped from jail? I bet you're an escaped convict.. Maybe I'll hunt you down to kill you now for asking. Of course not..what an asinine question.

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Should violent criminals (murderers, rapists, armed robbers, etc.) be housed separate from less violent ones (petty thieves, drug possessors, tax evictors, etc.)? Absolutely they need segregated. Violent people prey on non violent people and when caged together the non-violent often serve much tougher sentences than the violent. It's akin to torture for petty crimes. it's also why prisons are overrun by rapists preying on innocent inmates just trying to do their time and get out.

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Should Egypt police start profiling Christians as violent criminals in the wake of recent rioting in Cairo? this sounds like more typical chistian poor meism.. If a christian anywhere is singled out for any reason he or she is suddenly martyred as if there is no such a thing as a corrupted and dishonest xtian? NEWSFLASH: most members of the fucking mafia are christian so are klansmen so drop the all christians deserve respect in egypt act. Ever heard the old saying: when in Rome? But that's beside...

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Because hydrogen is so small, and leaks from tanks and pipes easily, would it make economic sense to combine hydrogen with carbon (say from CO2) somehow to turn it into methane or other natural gas, so that it can be stored for longer periods of time? Amazing! You just invented the wheel.. about 10000 years to late. Someone beat ya to it!

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Is natural gas the same as methane gas from landfills? natural gas IS methane gas so yes. Commercial "natural gas" isn't natural at all. It has the odor added to it. Farts are methane.. that odor is added by our bodies, but the chemistry is the same. "Natural gas' is odorless, but sometimes carries the smells of whatever it might pass through getting to its destination. You can make methane gas in your back yard,, just let some vegetation rot and...

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Live your natural life , Or die now and go to heaven ! If You were to choose,what would be your choice? Heaven doesn't exist.It's a Pollyanna-ish load of buy-bull shit.

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Die a hero or live a coward? Which would you choose and why? Hero is subjective. Everyone who ever wears a uniform, even garbage collectors or buss boys now is called a hero so it's been watered down to a useless overused word of absolutely no importance.

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Could you be considered a hero with coward's legs? Crap..anyone can be a hero now days.. All it takes is a camera and a youtube account. I'm so sick of hero worshiping I could just puke. Just once I want to see the so called hero's we see on TV tell the reporter to go fuck off..I only did what any reasonably sane person would do. Go dig your trash story up somewhere else! Sadly most people won't help others unless there is notoriety in it for...

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If you had the choice to have a Billion Dollars but be alone or be not broke but pay check to pay check and married which would you do? Billion and alone? Gimme, gimme.. I prefer being alone and to be filthy rich to boot? WOOHOO! When do i start?

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I get 4 hours a week and we have a union witch takes 20 dollars in dues. That makes my pay check 6 dollars. Should i quit this job? I've only broke 100 dollars once this year for a check. Im 17 LOL..depends on your chance for promotion, etc., but you damned sure don't need union representation for sub minimum wage jobs. My ex wife worked for a union shop. It was a pharmacy and she barely made $75 a week after union dues. Unions did a great deal for a great number of people, but when they go into shops where everyone is paid below minimum and hours are to short to live on the union...

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A friend argues that tipping 15% in Canada is too much when the bill exceeds $100 dollars, but less than that is okay. Do you consider it proper to leave 20 bucks if you and your friends consumed hundredths of dollars on a dinner? That varies greatly. Go into a place where food is cheap, but good and a $100 meal might be a LOT of work, but on the other hand go to a place where just one fried egg cost $10 and a $100 meal is nothing and the server might not do much at all. Tip according to the service you receive, not by the dollar amount. Just because a waitress is all dolled up looking like a stripper doesn't...

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Should tipping be mandatory Tips keep wages artificially low so they should be abolished and abolish the 'custom' of being able to pay less to a worker because they MIGHT receive tips...Many workers receive NO tips, are paid less and do most of the work the person receiving the tips get. Bus boys and dishwashers are seldom tipped as are cooks and the rest of restaurant support staff, but who gets ALL of the tips? The...

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Is it customary to give a prostitute a cash tip or gift around Christmas? You can tip anyone you please.. Hell, next time a cop stops you to write a ticket give him a $20 tip tucked under your driver license. He might not give you the ticket then.

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Christmas is coming! we give gifts to each other in my neigborhood. i suspect one neighbor is a drug addict. she has requested only cash as a Christmas gift. her request concerns me. is it safe to give a drug addict cash, instead of a gift card? Her "suspected" habits are none of your concern. I suppose you think forced withdraw is a wonderful "gift"? Here's an idea for a gift..BUTT OUT!

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What gift? I am expecting visitors from Russia I am Canadian so will give Canadian welcome gift i.e. a bottle of maple syrup that Canada is known for. If you had visitors coming from another country what gift would you give that represents your country? Chunk of American concrete or asphalt from the many paved roads leading to nowhere.

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What do you think the greatest gift would be, that one generation could pass on to another? Ironic I'm beginning to think nuclear weapons might just be the single greatest gift only because they'll do one of two things. Either they'll prevent all out war or the world will be annihilated in all out war ending suffering in one fell swoop.

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Why do people always say that good times are gone, that it was better before, that the modern age is inexcusable when it comes to manners and conduct? What about wars and abuse of human rights from then? How come people lament what they never experienced? Ever read the expression or saying: Nostalgia is a seductive liar.? People tend to cherry pick the best then assume everything was great then when the truth is stranger than fiction. In the 'good old days' most people used out houses and toilet paper was scarce if even available. People went to hospitals to die, not get well. Most people died before they hit 60 from diseases that are now easily...

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Typical generational lament/"nothing is as good now as in the olden days". Movies, music, actors, whatever. Will that be your lament too? Mine will be: The old days sucked too. People still had to crap out of the same hole and still had to wipe off the remainders and their assholes itched like hell if they did a 'shitty' job of it...just like today! Or it might be something else, but for now i like that one.

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As an insomniac..if asked any of you to come over and keep me company till the sun came up..just talking about anything and everything or nothing at all really...How many of you would still be awake when the sun came up the next day? I'll answer with a question.. Why did you wake me up to ask such a silly question? Good night.

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If you could just vanish into nothing and never come back would you? We all will someday..It's called death. You have no other options.. Disappear or live.. or to put it better..Get old or die.

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Would being publicly humiliated drive you out of any place the humiliation occurred? Could you come back as if nothing had ever happened? I'm not anywhere near as sentimental as i used to be. Chances are I'll just tell people to get in line to make fun of me..tickets are $20 each. otherwise get lost.

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What would you do if you were in love with someone, but could never tell them? If you can't tell them there's no way of telling then is there?

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If I came to your door tomorrow would you invite me inside? Only to stop the bleeding after my dog chewed your leg off, but then you have to deal with the other leg when my other dog chews it off. Now if you happen to run across my killer gold fish you're out of luck. There wouldn't be much I could do for you.

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If the Christian people came knockin' on your door carrying a bottle of whiskey would you invite them in? Nope.. I quit drinkin and prayin. Both are utterly useless and time consuming bad habits.

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How much mathematics do we really need to learn? Kind of depends on what you do for a living. If you sweep floors for a living not a hell of a lot. If you design rockets for a living then probably more than developmental math.

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Who wrote the book\"Writing to Learn Mathematics\"? The author's mother's little boy or girl

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Do you know how to calculate a time? 48x10=480/60=8 hours 1x10=10 10 h + 8 h = 18 hours...and i flunked math all the way through school.. How bad are you doing?

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How long would it take to count to one million if you counted one number every second? Say 777,777 out loud and time it. I bet it takes longer than 1 second then going to the next numbers you'll pause, catch breath, forget your place, answer the door, phone, eat, drink, fart, shit, etc.. In short it would take all your life if you began right now because you undoubtedly would never finish and have to start over many, many times..

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Would you lick my _____________ if I licked your _____________? Would you lick my _stamp_if I licked your __envelope_?

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If you were stranded on a deserted island with only one single sheet of (letter sized)paper, what different things could you make out of the paper to help with your survival(also using other elements of nature found on the island? A sign saying NO TRESPASSING! GET THE F OFF MY ISLAND OR DIE!..assuming I have a marker to go with it..

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Using just one sheet of 8 1/2" by 11" paper and a pair of scissors, can you make a hole in the paper that is large enough for you to step through Yes I can, but if you need instructions you probably wouldn't be smart enough to follow them anyway. But just in case this is an emergency just cut the paper in two sections. Place them a distance apart big enough to walk easily through..Problem solved. OH! I MAY have saved this persons life.. Where are the news crews?

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"Surgeons save man who accidentally swallowed scissors"...Can someone tell me JUST HOW this could happen?... how does one ACCIDENTALLY swallow scissors? Running whilst sucking on scissors? Didn't your mom tell you to never run while sucking on scissors?

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Whats one thing you dislike that seemingly everyone else likes? Damned near everything with few exceptions like food, oxygen, water. Fads make me sick thinking about them. They rob us of our ability to think independently. But then most people are afraid to think on their own and actually believe that by watching a movie about, oh, I don't know..let's pick vampires for example..they have suddenly had an epiphany nobody else ever thought possible. "OH NO!...

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What do you need to make candles? until recently the trash jar 'candles' were seldom used.. They were made with string and wax..nothing much else. You can melt wax into a tall can and dip the string over and over and over to create your own real candles OR you can use the lazy jar method with produces relatively useless candles that put of almost no light and stink up a room with fake scents that generally smell like waxy cat...

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What do you need to make candles? Wax, cotton string and some of that gray shit between your ears.. Not much else.

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What is your favorite non-Disney non-computerized animated movie? That's not tough. Disney was a racist asshole so almost anything BUT their cheap, dumped on the masses, vanilla garbage. Nothing really deep ever came out of Disney studios except how to make money for Disney and patting his old decrepit body on the back 24/7. Fantastic Planet was about preservation of our species and now well over half the morons who see it think it's about getting high..Shows...

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What are the similarities and differences between the government and the mafia? One is run by crooks the other is run by crooks.. Oh wait..

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What's life like behind bars? Lonely.. You have no friends in jail and it's quite often very violent. Good reason to not go, huh?

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What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving (2010)? NOTHING.. I don't celebrate false holidays that have only vague meanings based in history on false promises.

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A stranger is a friend you have not met. Any thoughts about this sentence? two words come to mind..Mamby and Pamby.. People you've known for years can be total strangers. I don't easily hand out the title "friend" when so many people are liars, thieves and will steal anything not nailed down.

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Red Riding Hood is now a thriller movie, what will be the next fairly tale to become a horror movie? mary had a little lamb I suppose.. Those killer fleece.

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What gets you excited about life? Death..It's the ultimate experience in life.

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What is the difference between God and the Holy Spirit? (Without quoting scripture. Your own thoughts, please.) The spelling because neither really exist. it's just a marketing tool to extract money from the weary.

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What do you think of your precious Sarah telling people to stand with our ally N Korea now? I'm not really convince it was a mistake..she might just be a clone of kim jong ILL with different glasses

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Do you ever like to watch old (old being made before 1975) movies? Absolutely! In fact my favorite old movie site is The Noir Vault All commercial FREE and no signups required

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Do you watch old movies more often than new ones? Some of them were older B movies never seen since they were originally shown in cinemas.

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what are some shocking movies? I have a bunch listed on The Noir Vault If you like old movies commercial free you'll love this one. No downloads required.

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Do you watch old movies more often than new ones? I like old movies much better and in fact began a site to show them commercial free. Check it out. You'll like it. The Noir vault

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After the trouncing that democrats will take in the Nov. election, will any remain who'll drink Obama's Kool-aid? To make it worse..once someone smartens up in congress to expose the 911 hoax it'll REALLY be over for you.

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After the trouncing that democrats will take in the Nov. election, will any remain who'll drink Obama's Kool-aid? Once the public realizes the pukes have lied it'll all be over. the final nail will be driven in the puke coffin and the flea bag coffin and that will be that. I'm just now waiting for the great depression 2 compliments of fleabaggers and pukes.

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Ive been waiting all day, NO one has mentioned that it is Sept. 11th. Have we forgotten or do we just not care anymore? I didn't care the day it allegedly happened and sure not going to start drinking that koolaid because it was all bullshit to begin with.. Wall street dollars were behind that debacle.

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The burning of the Quram by a Christian group on the anniversary of Sept. 11 does what for America? It only shows what fucking idiots Xtians are..nothing more..move along holy rollers..

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will you be thinking of your local firemen on the 11th of sept? Why? I live in Texas. They weren't in NYC. Were you and did you DIE in one of the towers? I've never taken the first sip of 911 koolaid and not about to start.

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Do you believe any 911 conspiracy theories, like the government did it, or Israel did it? or any thing else? You really drank the koolaid didn't you? Almost NONE of the 'official" photos of that day are or were authentic. Nearly every one was forged and it's been proven well beyond any doubts they were faked. Complete setup to fool your stupid ass and you dip shits keep biting on Georges shit dipped dick. Enjoy the taste.

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I'm half Scottish and half Chinese, but have a lot of Asian features. I don't feel very Chinese since I don't speak the language but don't feel very Scottish either since I have dark features. When it comes to ethnicity, am I just sort of a no-name mix? Nobody is half anything. Personally right now you sound like youre 100% (insert nationality here) probably American and dare anyone to deny it and move on..

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Why, 9 years after 911, haven't the World Trade Center towers been rebuilt to show the idiot terrorists that we will not give in to them? We already gave in by reelecting the asshole who was behind it..

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Next year will be the 10 year anniversary of the September 11th tragedy. What do you think should be done to commemorate the event? Explain to the public why we have been lied to all along.. Explain why almost every single photo from then has been a hoax, Explain why George W Bush isn't either in a prison or dead from hanging.. That would be a nice start.

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Next year will be the 10 year anniversary of the September 11th tragedy. What do you think should be done to commemorate the event? Shoot the US government bastards that initiated it and pulled it off so they could lay the blame on the WRONG people..Hell, a REAL investigation instead of the official rug burial would be nice, but won't happen.

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What is your say on the building of the "ground zero mosque?" Please explain The whole goddamned thing was faked including "official photos" released. A mosque? Why should i care as long as they don't erect a monument to G W fuckhead Bush..the REAL terrorist.

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Do you believe you are owned by others? Here is only ONE of the methods your owners use fake violence against you..Canada Live! It happens here in the US as well ALL THE TIME by BOTH political parties. http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/police_state_canada.php

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Im 15 years old, my mum sends me to bed at 10pm on weeknight and 11pm on weekends. I'm not a bad teen, i do my homework, at home quite alot Just think..in 3 years you probably won't ever get to bed at a decent hour again for another 40 years. Enjoy it while you can. You only have about 3 years left then it's off to the salt mines....because.. Life's gonna suck when you grow up.. Don't believe me? Watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMSBFMaCMTM

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What are some risks to under age drinking? Underage stupidity, underage hangovers, underage car wrecks, underage ass kickings, underage jail and the worse one of them all...underage death.

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how likes juggalo's? (for girls and boys) They (or you or both) can't spell.. I tried being a gigolo once, but I only made enough to buy a pack of generic cigarettes back when they only cost 50 cents a pack. maybe it was the class of my clientele ...whatcha think?

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What's it mean if, when your looking at a guy and he raises his eyebrows? He has little muscles in his forehead like 99.99999% of the rest of earths population.

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~Picture~ What size do you think my bra is? Size 'does your mother know you're putting pictures of your chest on the internet?' Am I correct?

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how do you act older? like, age wise, like when you're 16.. what are your emotions and actions? Have all your teeth pulled, walk bent over with a cane and speak in a real shaky, weak voice.. Everyone will think you're older then.

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Do you think this is odd for an 18 year old boy? I've never meet a single 18 yr old boy (or girl) that wasn't really f**king strange. In fact if they don't seem odd to you then there is something wrong with you. What I would do is to get a CD of.OHHHH say something like..Fiddler on the Roof and crank it up as loud as you can get it then change to Percy Faith and his orchestra then onto something really mellow like thrash metal just to let him...

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What's the hardest lesson for teenagers to learn? Other people hit harder than you and you won't last forever getting your ass kicked on a regular basis.

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I'm in my 30's and have a penis. I found a grasshopper yesterday and wonder, could I be pregnant? 1st sign of pregnancy: having dick, finding grasshopper.. It's in all the books.. That penis isn't by chance connected to your body is it? If so chances just went down drastically!

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What can go wrong with neck surgery? Your head gets misplaced.. That's a serious problem there!

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My pit loves to lay as close to me as she can but sometimes she wants to drape her neck over my neck. I see this as a protection thing is it My pit was 10 years old and did the same thing for years and was NEVER a problem to anyone. Kids from the neighborhood climbed on him, pulled his ears, tail, fur and the worse he ever did was growl once then get up to walk away. If your dog is well socialized and loved you should have no problems. Pits are NOT viscous by nature. it's people who make them that way through either cruelty or...

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My dog went from loving everyone as a puppy to barking at almost anyone he sees. He's not neutered; could this be the reason, and what can I do to stop it? Try socializing your dog and show him all the love in the world. I'm betting your dog has spent entirely to much time alone couped up while you're at work. Take him out for walks longgg EVERY single day and let him know beyond the shadow of a doubt that he;'s loved. My dog was a large male pit bull, never neutered and he was very aggressive as a pup, but with plenty of love he became the...

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How can i stop my neighbor's dog from barking? Get good and drunk then take a couple pounds of hot dogs out to feed them and they'll be your best friend forever after that.. Short of that...MOVE!

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Every time we leave the house my dog goes crazy. He runs around and around the fenced in yard and barks like non-other. He even started finding a way out, (there are no visable holes.) How do I get him to stop barking? Go out and actually spend time playing with your dog. Dogs are NOT little obedient children who should be locked away when not wanted. They're living, breathing feeling beings who want to run and have fun chasing balls and so on. My dog will chase the ball and bring it back to me for hours on end til my hand is one giant glob of dirt and dog slobber and that’s what your dog wants from...

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How can I get my dog to stop barking at nothing when he goes outside? I know they need to communicate but this is just unnecessary barking. It's called socialization. Take your dog out with YOU frequently like EVERY day for an hour or so and spend time outside together instead of trying to use the backyard as your doggy TV pacifier. My dog barks occasionally too, but she's well socialized and we play ball almost every day and she brings the ball straight back to me all slobbery and full of dirt/mud till my hand is all gooey and...

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How long is Red Cross CPR certification good? Actually it's good until you forget everything you learned. I performed CPR on a few people and not ONE has ever asked for my certification then said..NO, just let me die! Your certification expired!

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How long are prepackaged salads good? Till they go bad.

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I have a graphite mark embedded in my skin from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil long ago. Is it anything to worry about? The only thing you have to worry about is doing it again. Hint: Don't be a klutz!

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My twelve year old son got cut with a pencil tip digging into his palm and has a half inch graphite mark under the skin. Is there any way of getting rid of the graphite mark? The cut is healing fine. If it's healing up don't worry about it. I have several pencil marks on me after all these years. I'm 51 now..I was a walking accident waiting to happen as a kid.. A pencil mark won't harm him in the least later in life and would be more pain than its worth to get rid of.

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my koi got caught in the heron net and sliced his skin a third way around his body how do I care for him? Get some tea tree oil extract and put a few drops in the water. Fish heal quickly if the water is clean and biologically sound. I have several koi and goldfish and never clean the pond. I let nature do it. All i have in it is a filter to filter the left over crud, but nature does a hell of a job healing them up when they get scrapes, etc..

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Despite being a known sex offender and pedophile, why isn't Roman Polanski ostracized as much as he should be? That 13 year old girl was dressed like a hooker and her mommy probably pushed her on him AND it happened 30 years ago.. OH MY GOODNESS! Once you do ANYTHING wrong shouldn't you automatically be killed off?

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am I a pedophile? I've gotten erections from sitting on a bus staring out the window at rain or from just watching a boring commercial about incontinence, but I have no desire to rape elderly people. No..you're not a pedophile, but be careful who you tell it to because a lot of the willy nillies out there would have you locked up just for smiling at a little girl.

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What is causing the rash on my face? Probably getting slapped to much being being stupid is my guess.

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What is the medical term id when referring to a rash? Rash is a medical term.

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Are essential oils good for diaper rash? Be careful with general terms like "essential oils" .. Petroleum is an essential oil for gasoline, but I wouldn't recommend it for diaper rash.

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How long does it take to cure jock itch? Over night using athletes foot cream. it's the very same fungus. Clona..something (sold at every dollar store) kills it right away.

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What's the most effective topical for jock itch? The very same stuff you might use for athletes foot works wonders for jock itch and it's dirt cheap. Family dollar sells foot cream (starts with a C..clona..something) and it'll get rid of it the same day. Cost about $2 and works great.

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How can 2nd hand smoke be worse? By the same logic I should be able to rob banks with a lit cigarette! Give me all your money or I'll exhale at you!

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Why are cigarettes legal when they kill people who DON'T smoke? They don't or you would already be dead. The very same idea says getting ALMOST hit by a bullet is more dangerous than REALLY getting hit by a bullet.

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Can breathing in second-hand smoke result in corresponding second-hand coolness? More people die every year from second hand having their heads up their asses than second hand smoke. By the same principle you stand a much better chance of dying when a bullet ALMOST hits you than when one ACTUALLY hits you. If you ALMOST get hit by a train you die faster than REALLY getting hit by a train. Taking a shower is more dangerous than being dumped in the middle of the Pacific...

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Has anyone ever died from second hand smoke? If someone died from it they very likely died from something else. I've been a smoker for 35 years and smoke a pack a day. Do the math. I've DIRECTLY smoked appx 235,200 cigarettes in my life and I'm still alive and fairly healthy and the majority of those cigarettes have been non-filtered variety. Now try to convince me a little second hand smoke is going to kill anyone.. YEAH RIGHT! LOL More...

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“What will be the ultimate result of a life of unbelief in God?” The same as cats, dogs, rats, birds, whales.. you die, and rot or the other animals eat your remains.. There is no god. That's made up horseshit to get your money fools.

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Does a person's religion matter to you in a relationship? I wouldn't have one with someone who believes in the boogieman.

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Michael Jackson was a pretty crappy singer too, wasn't he? Yeah, thats why he sold billions of records.. Now you on the other hand are probably REALLY crappy.

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Is Michael Jackson in heaven or hell Or just plain dead. Like everyone else, just plain dead. There is no heaven or hell. That bullshits made up to get your money you stupid fools.

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Is Michael Jackson black in heaven? Heaven is imaginary so NO.. He;s invisible like everyone else.

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Katy Perry's duet with Elmo won't be sceened on tv due to her outfit, what do you think? Since when should kids have to wait to turn 18 to learn what tits are? They get to suck on them as babies and then what? No more till you hit 18? What kind of dumb shit is that?

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Why is the torch on the Statue of Liberty? National symbol of lies.

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What is the definition of the Sons of Liberty? Rich SLAVE owners telling us all men are created equal...but ONLY if you're one of them.. Nothing more.. The rest of it's been one lie piled on top of more lies for the past 250 years.

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What is the definition of liberty? Liberty ceased to exist in this nation a long time ago. if you consider liberty being slaving for some filthy rich prick who makes 1000000000Xs more than you and who does nothing except pig out on every fucking thing alive then you deserve nothing.

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What do you think is required for something to be counted as consent? The only thing I consent to anymore is to ignore the cocksucking politicians who sell me air and not one goddamned thing more and that goes for both sides, but more specifically republicans who put out a contract on us all again. I consent to tell them to fuck off.

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Can war bring peace? Soon as everyone's dead, sure enough. We're lead to believe though it brings prosperity, but NOT told the only people who profit are the filthy rich pigs who own this country.I've yet to make one goddamned dime off of war and peace? Forget it.

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The Lord is a Monkey? No..the lord is a fly.. It goes by the name of Beelzebub made popular in Queens Bohemian Rhapsody.. Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!... Well, for the religious nut cases anyway.

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Is it wrong to enjoy swapping drty pics with complete strangers on the internet? It's not something I've ever done nor will I ever do. I'm not in the least bit interested in someones dirty pictures either because chances are it isn't of them and even if it were I'm still not interested. To answer the question..Wrong? No..Stupid? Absolutely.

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Friendship is the most important relationship. Do you agree? Why? Why not? It has to be your mother growing up because without good ol mom you don't even get born. After that then yourself, but most people, unless born to lousy parents should have good relationships with them and siblings.. Everyone else is just fluff.

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If I do private senior caregiving do I have to declare who pays me or just keep a total of my income for taxes? If you're paid in cash don't declare a penny of it. Corporate liars, enabled by Bushco pay ZERO tax on trillions in sales.. Isn't that a good reason to be a good robot? http://www.ourfuture.org/fact-sheets-briefs/2010041513/taxes-myths-and-realities

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What group pays the most income taxes? Screw that phony "professionally researched" answer.. Take this into account.. A whopping two-thirds of American corporations and foreign corporations doing business in the United States pay absolutely no federal income taxes—despite taking in $2.5 trillion in sales. [Government Accounting Office] Want to read more?...

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What's a major problem with beard stubble? It's not a beard? Just stubble. A Beard is when it's no longer just stubble. If you cut down all the trees in a forest and made it into a field you wouldn't call it forest stubble...would you? Well, you might, but for your sake I hope you wouldn't. "Hey gang.. Let's all go play ball in the forest stubble!" That just doesn't really cut it now does it?

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I am 30 yrs but I dont have a full fleged beard.I guess because of hormones.Kindly suggest me as to how can I get a beard growing naturally I'm 50 and still can barely grow an armpit on my face.. Do yourself a favor and don't worry about it.. Just jerk off more often and you'll be much happier. I worried for to much over the years. Remember, you save on razor blades year round! My picture? Pssst.. it's Darwin.

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How can i get my beard softer not for shaveing but in general? Go to a store around xmas and steal one of those big fluffy Santa beards.

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Does masturbation facilitate the acquisition of a beard? That is does it make you grow facial hair/ acquire facial hair quicker in teens (around age 16)? Im talking about acquisition, NOT the speed of beard growth. Now that my face is almost bald..come to think of it my masturbation periods are also.. You might be on to something there.. What that something is is probably just porn, but hey,, Who's to argue with that?

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what is the state in the America that has the smallest population of hispanic persons other then alaska? I see we have a hispanaphobe here.. They don't bite.. Really.

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What do you now recognize that you were you taught incorrectly? Seeing you have the Nazi symbol..err cross.. I'm assuming you meant did I have a "good christ insanity upbringing"? No.. I was raised by wolves.

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have you moved alot in your life? if so how many times? which different states? Earth mostly..different spots on the surface, but I've pretty much remained on earth. I was hoping to get off this shitty rock someday, but time is running out for me and so is money. I guess I'll get off the ultimate way though like everyone else.. POOF! In layman's terms "POOF" means death.

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Meals that won't make my vagina taste bad? Recipes etc? Take a bath skank.. Use plenty of soap and water. Jeeez... Got any other slutty questions?

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If the earth is running out of water, can't we make more? For people with money this will NEVER be a problem, but ordinary working stiiffs will someday pay out the ass for a glass of plain water and forget watering your lawn. That will someday be completely outlawed punishable by death if caught unless you're rich then it's fine. I live in Texas where you can get fined watering your lawn, but rich people always have lush green lawns. Money talks and...

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Is the word running out of water? Yes because I have it all stored in a giant vat.. Actually no, but we may someday run short of potable drinking water once all the glaciers are melted and gone then look out for wars breaking out everywhere. Nobody likes dying of thirst..especially overpopulated countries with lots of firepower. There will still be the same amount of water on the planet, but most will be salty because it'll run...

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Why do you turn your head sideways and cough? To sneak a peek at the hot gal or guy beside you when your spouse is there.. No other reason.

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My Dog has Parvo. What can i give her at Home? I already tried the vet for 4 days and she did'nt change much. Pedyalite and. . .? Force the water into it's belly and dont let it drip on the floor or couch.. Use a baby medicine syringe or even a turkey baster and put it as far into its mouth as you can to make sure it gets swallowed.. Should take about a week, but it works. Just don't leave your dog alone for long periods to go to work 10 hours and expect some sort of miracle.. Make sure someone is there at all times to...

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How do I go about cleaning house for parvo? I know that you use bleach but what do you do if some items can not be bleached? If I don't clean right and my dog molly makes it through this and comes home will she get parvo again? Don't worry about cleaning it for parvo.. Once a dog gets it it's VERY unlikely they will get it again. Dogs, like humans build up immunities and antibodies. I cured 3 dogs of parvo at home. They all made it, but one was mentally screwed up afterwards. The others were fine. None ever got it twice and all were around other dogs plenty of times.

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My dog has been losing her appetite for about a week. She is eating grass, then vomitting shortly after. The vomit consists of grass and mucous and is urine yellow. She is 12 years old. She seems more lithargic than usual. Possible parvo is she wasn;t vaccinated.. If so she;ll be very lethargic and run a high fever and not move much at all.. Possible home remedy short of a vet.. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1660738

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My dog is a small maltese he has been throwing up w/ diarrhea since last friday we have given him pepcidac ( for his acid reflux) pedialyte and not feed him for a day then tried chciken and rice to soothe his stomach but he threw up the food and then foam Sounds like Parvo.. see http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1660738 with possible home remedy, but a vet is your best bet.. Do NOT play around with this. Parvo is deadly, but curable.

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My dog has not been eating and drinking for 2 days now and has diarrhea. She threw up yesterday with yellow foam. She is very lethargic and always curls up and sleep. Stomach growls, she ate a pig bone last. No blockage, no nothing in stool and blood.. This sounds like parvo and if not treated your dog will soon die. I've been through this several times before.. If you can't afford a vet FORCE feed it water and LOTS of it because it'll dehydrate quickly. Use something like a baby's medicine syringe if it's small dog or even a turkey baster if a large dog and make sure you get LOTS of water down into its stomach day in, day out. Make damned...

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My dog has diarrhea with bouts of gas and today a little blood in stool. It could be worms after reading on the symptoms? What good over the counter for dogs? I love my dog. Vet time.. Worms can kill especially heart worms. They eat your dogs heart from the inside out. Don't play around with this or your dog may be dead soon.

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What do you do when your dog has gas? Breath shallow as possible.. Unless of course you like it then in which case take big deep breaths. What else?

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A married woman became only the 13th person to be charged with adultery in NY in the last 40 years. Should she go to prison for her affair? OH NO! Someone witnessed someone having (GASP! ) SEX in public! Ironic isn't it that every man, woman and child ever born on the earth EVER (except test tube babies) came as a direct result of someone having sex and we still think of it as a bad thing.. Even test tubers were results of a guy jerking off into a cup..

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Sorry bout that how do i go about getting my son home, he 16 in al if he comes back to ok since they sent him is that legal or what has to be done cause they dont want want him here happy and they dont want him and he dont want them and throws me up help Why is is everyone who seems to have lost their kids also seems to not have the first bit of grammar skills? Coincidence? Hmmmmm....

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I did best could to raise my child failed so i let him be adopted by a preacher and wife in al well my son is 16 dont want to be there they dont want him said so theey bought a ticket sent him home to me in ok and was gonna get papers they took him back It probably has something to do with your great grammar skills..just guessing.

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Is a wife required to let the husband back into the home? The lease is in his name. He is in adulterous relationship & came home. You never seen me doing it.. Whadaya mean adulterous? You mean screwin that other b*tch? That ain't nuthin.... Change the locks sweety.

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Where is this stone that Jesus apparently rolled away from his tomb after the resurrection? For sale on ebay.. Bidding starts at $1.00 and ends easter. { Here comes Peter cotton tail..Hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity Hoppity Easter's on it's way! } C'mon gang..sing along and just follow the little bouncing easter egg!

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Who moved the stone from the tomb of jesus? I did and sold it on ebay for a quarter plus shipping.

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Are sufferings and hardships God's way of growing us towards perfection? No.. God is a false idea for people terrified of dying even though they claim otherwise. Hardship and suffering are mainly caused by human greed and dirty rotten bastards who attend church every Sunday then look down their noses at anyone dressed not as well. I live around those Bozos and they're all over town and would just as soon let people die and starve to death on the street in front of...

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Why do so many people call themselves "Christian" when there lifestyle clearly says otherwise? Being a christian ain't like being a multi billionaire. Being christian is as simple as not knowing how to pour piss out of a boot. Most dont anyway while being a multi billionaire usually requires the willingness to wipe out entire populations on the planet for money.. Many "christians" are more than willing, but the church kind of frowns on such actions unless your last name is Bush or Cheney...

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I believe that marriage is for life, my wife has abandoned our vowels but I don't believe in that, does anyone know of a support group?help It's quite possible you just have a little dick and there's nothing more to it. Try google for small penis support groups.. Or..not.

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Amoeba to man, phagocytosis to alimentary canal, mindlessness to thoughts and reasoning, does Evolution explain anything really? So by your standard does gawd have feet too? I mean there is even less to grasp there.. A giant guy in the sky, totally invisible who never speaks and by all credible accounts totally ignores every single request or prayer, is so busy working on the entire universe with all the stars slamming into things and black holes crushing shit and people actually believe this gawd is going to take time...

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What's the use of evolution? Is it always for some good? What's the good in coming up with the evolution of mosquitoes then? Quit looking at it from the view of some ninny godoid and look at it from this point.. WTF reason would a GAWD have for creating a mosquito? To curse the entire human race with diseases? Yep..that's a loving gawd alright.

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Tell me a theory in evolution which you believe. (If none don't bother answering.) The one with religious fools running around rubbing their fingers vigorously over their lips while humming and making that ridiculous noise.. Oh wait.. That's not a theory..IT'S REALITY!

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Why would a religious person misrepresent a scientific theory? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8808386 Same as above/below..your pick for best answer, but the way I was going to word it is because they're just jackasses who think they're right about everything and anyone who disagrees is going to H E double biglongturds.

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Isn't religion evidence of evolution? If evolution means evolving into mindless drones willing to hand over your money to thieves and shysters who force you to vote right wing then why yes it certainly is proof!

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If Evolution is 'just' a theory, even though there is plenty of scientific proof it certainly does exist, why then is 'Creationism,' let alone 'God' not viewed as a theory as well? Wow.. You sure gave creationists WAYYYY to much credit there.. That was kind of like saying, "My little toenail that I just clipped off will grow into a huge dinosaur in the next 30 seconds because GAWD says so.."..and we'll all get to ride on its back at Gawdlyworld, the new theme park devoted to blind followers of GAWD,. Tickets go on sale at your friendly neighborhood cherch tomorrow! [golly...

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Is there any scientific proof that the GOD exist? NONE whatsoever.. Never has been and never will be.. It's a fantasy for people afraid of dying.

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Why couldnt God create a world without suffering, pain and evil? GAWD invented it because "he's" a real sadistic prick and not the "loving kind" gawd all the fantasizers want to dream.

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Why does God apparently only communicate with humans and never with animals? And you know this because....You can talk to animals there Wee Willie Wanker?

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Would you rather live your whole life believing and following God then die find out that it wasn't true or to live your whole live as if he didn't exist die and find out it was ALL true... john chapter 3 verse 5 Given my rathers I would rather you idiots stop pestering everyone else about it and go play with yourselves in the corner and shut up about it awhile. Sound fair? --Me Chapter 1 verse 1

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Still believe your government is honest about 911? Anything to back up the government there, huh kids? Why they would NEVER tell us a lie now would they? If you want to buy the bullshit story of how some terrorist group from the middle east pulled this off then fine by me. The government wouldn't listen to any of us anyway, but ask yourself..If you were planning an attack would YOU tell the "hijackers" to just use a dinky box cutter? Get...

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I believe that the government did 911, What do you believe? Corporate terrorists did it and the government is just merely playing along afraid to expose the frauds.

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Why do some people believe that it was our own government that was responsible for 9/11? If YOU were on a plane and a guy with a little box cutter said, "Don't try to stop me from flying into that building or I'll cut you sucker!" Lemme see.. Wife to husband in seat 11.. "Bob...don't get involved.. Once the plane lands on the 70th floor the building security people will deal with it..." Why did people supposedly subdue the jet in PA, but no others? And finally..If you were planning...

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Do you think there is a government cover up on 9/11? Let me put it this way.. IF you were on a jet traveling through downtown Manhattan at 500-600 mph while a guy holding a box knife stood there saying, "We're flying into that building or I'll cut you sucka!" what would you do? Take your chances with the building or the guy with the knife? I'm disabled and can BARELY walk, but even I would try to kick the guys ass AT LEAST! Just how many panty...

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How can you be an atheist? I simply do not understand the logical/inuitional basis for being an atheist and would like to know what atheists would have to say about this. You invaders..You strangers come here and want information all the time.. Well I'm not giving in and telling you the secrets to why we go to our secret daily meetings where we discuss how we can stick all of you on secret hidden space ships to send you to our slave planets we have all over the galaxy.. Sorry.. You're out of luck.. I will never divulge any information. oops..damned..did it again.

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What is the nicest thing an atheist can say about the christians here? I can click them away or hit the off button and *poof* they no longer exist and either does their so called GAWD..

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Atheists-what can turn you to a theist? Tell god to open the sky directly so every man, woman and child alive can see the same exact thing in the sky of the boogie man speaking...I might give in, but I doubt it.

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Do you think that Science and "Inelegant Design" theory can ever coexist? I got the question even with the typo, but to answer it..NO.. Intelligent design is a bullshit idea meant to defund actual scientific research that doesn't DIRECTLY and specifically benefit conservative buybull thumpers..If it does directly and specifically benefit them then they're all for it.. If a paleontologist found the most rare of the rarest fossil of the biggest dinosaur EVER right on...

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If god is a loving god, why does he allow people to burn for eternity in hell. no one deserves that. Burning people for eternity is much more evil then satan and hitler put together, what if allowed a 2 year old to burn in hell EVIL i say A LOT of people don't realize the actual requirements to get to heaven and it has NOTHING to do with selfish, asshole politics, dressing up nice on Sunday, giving a few pennies in church or singing fucking depressing as hell songs in church. The cost of heaven if FAR more than almost anyone is willing to do because it's far easier to lie to people to con them out of their money. You gotta BLEED...

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If god is a loving god, why does he allow people to burn for eternity in hell. no one deserves that. Burning people for eternity is much more evil then satan and hitler put together, what if allowed a 2 year old to burn in hell EVIL i say That's just "tough love", huh? "You better behave or Santa won't bring you any toys!" God is just Santa lite..No wait..the other way around. To bad people have to die to find out it was just a put on like Santa when they were kids.

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What if God revealed to you that there was no such thing as heaven or hell. There is just one life. This is your one moment in all of eternity, and that is all God can ever offer you. How would you change your life? It wouldn't change me except my address which would likely change to a mental ward when I told people god spoke to me, an atheist, but that's exactly what I believe anyway except the god part.

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Would God allow elections in heaven just to be fair with any other spirits who may qualify to be God? Gawd is a brutal dictator..."He" killed millions in the buy-bull so what makes you think gawd would ever change "his" spots now or in h-e-v-u-n? I hate to break this to you, but god is the boogie man, the guy under your bed at night, the devil, every spook ever made, witches, warlocks, fairies, leprechauns and every other imaginary and silly figment of your imagination.

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Alaska Drill Baby Drill/Florida Hanging Chads/Texas Secession Threats/Arizona Blatant Racism. Impressive list, isn't it? What's next? Criminal cult leaders buying conservative newspapers in Washington called the Washington Times? oops..already happened.. Sun Myung Moon peddles influence all over Washington..

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How do you aquire potassium cyanide for personal use (or "commercial")? Read gold recycling web sites where they show you how and where to find it.. I was going to recycle it out of computer parts, etc, but decided I'm not to wild about the idea of getting poor fast and dying of more poisoning than society has already heaped on me.

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Taxed Enough Already? Really? I haven't paid a nickel of taxes in years and don't plan on starting any time soon because I don't have a job and can't work if i wanted to and DO NOT draw disability of any kind.. I rely on old rich widows instead.. I propose we form the old rich widows for everyone party!

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Will you tell me a bedtime story, Mommy? I'm not a mommy, but.. Now I lay me down to sleep.. I prey the lard my sole to keep... If I should die before I wake.. GOD SUCKS!..and give me back my shoes fat ass! Sweet dreams..

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what can you say about your brother? He's not my sister and never wore a dress. I'm proud of him..

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My family doesn't approve of my wife. she fought with my older brother before and they worked it out. now the little one started something too and has gone befar the limit. i cant stop them what should i do? (2009-11-23) Grow a pair and put your family in their place or be prepared to lose her to someone who will.

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My fiancé's family doesn't approve of me. What should I do? It really depends if you're marrying a man or a mouse. If he has the balls to take you to bed and propose marriage to you then he should have the balls to stand up to his family. If not then move along sister because you're marrying his mommy instead.

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my boyfriends parents hated me once they met me& told him 2 dump me knowing that we were planning on getting maried how can i win them back Do you plan to marry a man or a mouse? Tell him to grow some balls or dump the sucker. It's none of their business if you're both of legal age to get married.

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How long can you realisticaly 'hide' a pregancy from your in-laws? I basicaly am going to start by, not telling them. do you think, if I plan well enough, I could hide it up until the end of the pregnancy. PS: I'm keeping the baby.... only husbandknows. If they're the kind who will meddle and tell you that you can't afford kids and all the usual bullshit tell your husband to grow some balls besides the ones that got you knocked up in the first place and be a man and deal with his family. If my family was upset that MY wife was pregnant they would never have to deal with her..they would deal directly with me and I would tell them to go f*ck...

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Who else has problems with bitchy 'in-laws' and what do you do when enough is enough? I have an ignore button in real life too. I tell them if they don't like me to take a number and get in line.

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My sister had sex with my brother in law. She's married. Should I be mad? Maybe if they did it in your bed while you were trying to sleep, but other than that do you always meddle in things that don't in any way pertain to you when a husband screws his wife?

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Is it okay to laugh at someone's misfortune (or want to rub it in) if they are selfish, awful people and have previously caused you misery? It's best to let sleeping dogs lie.. There are no job openings currently in the dead horse beating department.

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What should a service member do when his sister-in law tells him to get a divorce from her sister because their relationship is dead while he's been serving over in Iraq for 15 months and currently on his 4th tour of duty there? Find out for himself and not listen to sister-in-laws because they often meddle in others business where they usually don't belong in the first place. Serving duty is honorable, but doesn't automatically by virtue make him immune to the same BS everyone else on earth is subjected to.

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I just found out that my drunk sister-in-law allowed my niece to get her belly button pierced 4 her 13th b-day. I am furious because this is my dead brother's kids. Should i confront the mom? She is a worthless whore. ...and she probably thinks of you as mommy of the year and wants to be just like you. All I can say is I'm glad you're no kin to me.

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What is my (if any) relation to my grandma\'s mom\'s sister\'s kid\'s kids? Thats kind of like asking what relationship are any of us the the first people to walk out of Africa... Lemme see....great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,...

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Curious the difference in what a girl is looking for in a guys so... If you are 19-24 what are you looking for in a guy? If you are 25-30 what are you looking for in a guy. If you are 30-39 what are you looking for in a guy? Please note your age group. I'm 50, single, broke, in horrible health and ugly as sin so I'm looking for a filthy rich widow with no offspring, brothers or sisters or any other living relatives. She must have one foot on the grave and one on a banana peel and not mind me chain smoking hand rolled cigarettes all day. I'll take wonderful care of her and tend to her every need.. Actually I already do that for a broke widow...

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looking for a txting pertner girls only please Sorry..they sold all out of pertners and quit making them..txtings too.. Your tough luck, huh?

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When should you expect to get valentine's flowers? When hell freezes over..

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How hurt would you feel if you were accused of not loving your s/o and would you ever forgive the person who made the false accusation? I lived for 22+ years with a woman who believed I had cheated on her when I never once did even though I had plenty of chances. I understand why she thought I did though. I was a drunk and heavy doper for a while and stayed out late on many occasions until several years before she left. Ironically she left AFTER I finally got my life in order, quit drinking and using dope and was completely...

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Should someone stay with a spouse who has cheated? I wouldn't.. If any of my exes cheated it was over then and there. One lie always leads to another because once they get away with one they'll think they can get away with two and if they get away with two they'll think they can get away with 4 and it just multiplies from there exponentially.

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Should I tell my friend her spouse is cheating? Nope.. They wont believe you anyway and probably accuse you of being the one...

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How come men tend to not like having sex with their wives as they get older? I physically aged MUCH faster than my ex and she was 10 years my senior, but looked 20 years younger than me.. I just didn't feel like she wanted my ugly old bag of bones anymore...Turns out I was right.. She left 5 years ago after 22+ years and never calls.

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How come woman are better cheaters then men? Why is it the men always get caught? Well...after a good lay with a pretty stranger it's kinda tough to come home to mama and act like she's the queen of the land.. The bones just don't jump as fast now do they? ;)

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God may have created the world in seven(well six) days but it does not say that they were Earth days, do you think God realizes time as we do? He is almighty and omnipresent; Couldn't one day for him be 100,000 years+ for us? You're nuts. A day is a day is a day. You can't change time just because it's a bullshit theory to begin with. If GAWWWWD is sooo merciful then why do so many of you yokels get killed by tornadoes every year in Oklahoma where you idiots are rampant? If there ever was a gawd and did anything AT all for you "he" gave you a soft bare ass as a baby...period.. The rest is up to you and stop relying...

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Have you noticed that the banks are sadly lacking in customer service of late? Customer service? I haven't trusted one of those blood sucking bastards in ten years. CASH ONLY

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What do you miss from your past that used to be commonplace but either doesn't exist now or is very rare? Would it be to much to say an erect penis 23.99 hours a day? At 50 it's getting kind of rare.

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Are you a Christian who supports Arizona's new immigration law? If yes, how do resolve your support with Lev. 19:33-34? What? You tryin to fool them thar kristin foke in arzone-ah? They hates enywon wit broun skin..

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What is the difference between the new testament&the old testament? "Old" is spelled differently than "new".. other than that not much else. Oh..in the "old" one GAWD was a much more horrific killer..

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i am a christian,for the death penalty and pro abortion,any Christians who feel the same as me? Sure...death penalty for praying instead of doing and abort all their off spring.. Good idea.. Thanks! You have my vote!

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Should You Be Charged For Religious Services such as baptisms, weddings, or funerals? Sure then they could tax the piss out of them as it should be..it's a sale..right? Sales tax..

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Why would someone say "Being an Atheist is illogical"? This statement makes no sense to me whatsoever... Help? I'm an atheist, but I think you're just basically trolling(for lack of a better phrase) although mildly.. The "Help?" part is silly to say the least.. Just what is it you feel the need to be "helped" with? The person telling you that is the one in need of help...preferably the kind that includes psychoactive drugs.

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I was told that Math should be counted as a religion becasue its something you beleive in, but the defintion of religion is "strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny" Whats your thoughts? The same could be said of shit wiped on toilet paper.. You DO believe in wiping your ass don't you?

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Should belief in the supernatural be more of a romantic concept rather than being taken too seriously? Supernatural doesn't exist..it's entirely a man made concept to keep the pions in line.

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Big Bully takes over the GOP! You don't comply, you're out on your a**!. Big Bully drives out all moderates. Will Big Bully win or lose? I bet Bob Dole would be an independent now if he were still in office. He was a moderate and they would hate him by now..

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Big Bully takes over the GOP! You don't comply, you're out on your a**!. Big Bully drives out all moderates. Will Big Bully win or lose? Ask Charlie Christomighty.. The GOPPERS forced on of their own most populous states governors to jump ship because his rectum didn't smell enough like shit to suit them..

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Please explain this current "drill baby drill" mantra. If we use 25% of the world's oil, and we only have 3% "reserves" available, won't drilling exacerbate our problem? Please be polite when you answer. I really don't understand this! Thank you. :) It's a complete fallacy. Even if we had 90% of the earths oil reserves the corporate world would still jack the price up because they're in it for the profit and NOT for the benevolence or to make sure your wallet stays in good shape. The "Drill baby drill" mantra is to suck every vote out of peoples brains as possible. Lucky for most of us the people who buy it have few brains so we're in OK...

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Tea-Partyers: How's that "Drill, Baby, Drill!" workin' out for ya? Wow..Their pencils are so sharp aren't they? How about they go clean up the mess they so badly wanted?

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If somebody says, 'I don't have any interest discussing my sexual preference' does that mean they're gay? Bi? No...It means they don't have any interest discussing their sexual preference. What part of that do you not understand?

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Are Tea Party members teachable? You mean the same bunch who until after Obama was elected never voted and likely never paid the least bit of attention to politics but suddenly demand to be recognized as a major player on the political stage? Oh, the Flea Baggers teachable? I wish someone could teach them to sit down and shut the fuck up unless they can actually contribute something of substance which I highly doubt they ever...

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We don't like activists unless we agree with their cause. Free Speech...okay if we're up/down with it, otherwise it's unpatriotic? I'm probably unpatriotic in my belief that only the filthy rich get socialism while capitalism if forced on everyone else and if we demand the same benefits the rich get we're somehow unpatriotic. So non-patriotism I now fully embrace.

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Is the use of abortion as a contraceptive a bad thing? Sex isn't nearly as important as most of you might think, but considering no man ever gets pregnant I say let women decide this issue and men keep our noses out of it.

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Some embrace spin and ignore logic. Tax cuts benefit the few/health care and education benefit society. How can we not all agree on that? The rich get socialism, the poor get capitalism.. Try that argument on for size.

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Should arms dealers who sell U.S. weapons to third world countries that are used to kill our soldiers be tried for treason? You mean try the entire republican party for treason? You betchum. ;)

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What is it with Liberal they call Tea party people Tea baggers but wanted us to protect their right to riot during the 2nd Gulf War? Our their rights more important than people who do not agree with them? My right to riot? I must have missed that one. I was to busy coffee bagging at the time I guess.

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What's the funniest Tea Party/teabagger sign you've seen? BY FAR THE best answer to the "tea bagging generation" known as generation don't give a shit.. Don't wanna pay for helth inserunce? Don't want big bad librull gummit making you actually care for yourself? Get your own "NO CASH-NO CARE" wrist band! That's right..When your cash runs out so does your health care. Only have $50 in your wallet when you get in a terrible car wreck? NO PROBLEM! Just...

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If Sarah Palin ran for president, would you vote for her? Only during the primaries I would vote for her because I'm looking forward to the carnage when Obama dispatches her to "dumb bitch of the century" in a presidential debate.

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Why do some people believe that it was our own government that was responsible for 9/11? If it wasn't then terrorists from the middle east certainly were given a reason for doing it, but they also make great scape goats for every problem we have. The moment the Oklahoma City bombing happened it was widely assumed to be external terrorists when in fact they came from within the US so by extension the US Government was in no way a far stretch to think responsible. I tend to believe...

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Do you ever feel like your in a Nazi concentration camp? Not even close. Why? Do you think because you might pay more tax than you like you're somehow being treated horribly? I don't like paying so much for cigarettes, but it's hardly Nazism.

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Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) seems to think it would be appropriate to nuke an enemy that engaged in a cyber-attack of the US. Do you agree? She's an idiot. If we were to use "nukes" whenever a nation sneezed at us the end of the world comes. If we "nuke" Iran, for example Russia and China will VERY likely retaliate for them so where does the escalation end? Do we go to all out nuclear war when a nation or group launches cyber attacks? What about "script kiddies"? Just nuke England if some clown in London hacks into the pentagon? NO...

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Atheism debate. Divine.. what a joke. If there was any divine anything our lives would be completely different. We're told GAWD gave us "free will" so we chose to kill off millions upon millions knowing full well that this "divine one" would punish each and every one of us for participating in such actions? Isn't one of THE BIGGEST sins of ALL time, "Thou shall not KILL"? So when is the not killing part...

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Has anyone ever been converted to socialism though answerbag ? I doubt it, but I also doubt many will read this and go "EEEK! SOCIALISM? RUN FOR THE HILLS!"

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Is the left in decline? Both sides are in decline. The left has no shithead loudmouths on the radio spewing lies and propaganda day in, day out and the right has no actual intelligent people speaking for it so I say they're even. However the left DOES have NPR which ISN'T loaded all day with a bunch of asinine morons spewing verbal diarrhea all day and it actually has more listeners who ironically PAY to listen to...

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Generally, what makes people more popular? I've heard all the usual stuff so something different please! Loadsa people say that I'm popular and I am but you can't be too popular can yuu so just some ways to improve it thanxx!! (I'm 13 btw!) Your popularity seems to be wanning somewhat.. No wait..IT FELL OFF A CLIFF! Oh no..whatever shall I do?

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What's the funniest Tea Party/teabagger sign you've seen? I don't have a sign, but just read this in response to a question about the "tea" party which isn't a party at all.. "becouse the tea party stands for the amrican people" I think that speaks for itself.

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Do you think the war on terrorism is because of religion or because Bush was an idiot? Terror is defined as 1. Extreme fear; fear that agitates body and mind; violent dread; fright. If we're fighting a war based on that we're in deep shit.. Absolutely!

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Some prefer white bread(stripped of all nutrients).They work the current political system. For those who want nutrition, where do we go? Well, those wanting nutrition politically avoid at all cost the repugnican party.. Their bread doesn't even contain wheat ingredients nor any grain known to the human race..just hot air.

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What do they mean when they say "Don't do anything I wouldn't do"? (humor expected) To me the person saying that is completely and utterly void of any intellectual oomph. They lack imagination and if challenged in a battle of wits they simply die off in droves. No wait..those are republicans..

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Does the number "00" (double zero) mean anything to you? I have no imagination where numbers are concerned. My school teachers beat any of that out of me years ago and taught me to utterly hate numbers.

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What does an e at the end of a number mean? Easy...Onesee's, twosee's, threesee's and so on..

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Christians and religious right wingers, is it a sin to let the kids watch Sponge Bob with his showing of his underwear and even worse? That awful thing of imagining a sponge wearing underwear.. How evil can one get? I bet that spongebob influences perverts to go out and swim in fishbowls! I say we OUTLAW fishbowls and make anyone caught swimming in a fishbowl register with police so we can legally discriminate against them at will!

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If you are not religious, do you still have your own definitions of what sin is? Since "sin' is based on what we perceive law to be then I have to assume sin to be breaking laws and little more. The gawd thing is just fairy tales some idjits buy to justify being mean to people who "sin".

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Whats the first thing you do when you wake up Realize I'm no longer asleep.. everything else after that is academic.

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Whats the first thing you do when you turn on your computer? Wait for it to boot up.. Not much else to do really other than be ruler of the universe IF you happen to BE ruler of the universe.. If not then just wait.

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When you turn 16 Whats Everything You Can Do? The only thing you're allowed to do at 16 is get kissed.. Other than that hang it up.. Life ends after that..

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Which would you do - life a long life, surviving only on medication, or live a short life, die within the next five years, but have more fun in those five years than you ever would have had in the long life? What? You mean a long, sucky, miserable life wouldn't beat a short, pleasant life? What about all the morons who want to live forever? My bad..Of course every second of those 'forevers' will be ONLY joyful..duh.. How could I have ever overlooked the obvious?

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It’s the dead of winter. Theres a stray cat hangin at ur place. It’s more loving & friendly than most. Obviously has no home, really thin & will freeze 2 death! U can take it n if u want. But you’re allergic. Ur Dr can give u allergy shots. Would u? Let's see...slight discomfort vs letting another being starve and freeze to death so I won't get the sniffles.. Tough call, huh?

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Can you freeze spices? You can freeze anything that will cool down cold enough. You can freeze people if you want. Of course most people die when you do it, but you CAN freeze em sure enough.

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If you could acquire one, single magical power to make any one thing you want at will (***POOF***) what would it be? (Say...any time you wanted a Twinkie, you could cause it to appear in your hands.) I would make ME the ruler of the entire universe then kick out that bum people refer to as gawd.. Top THAT one.. ;)

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If you had the power to cure one disease...which one would it be, and why? Conservatism.. That's the closest I know to any mental illness.

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Should the states push for a constitutional ammendment restricting the federal government from requiring people to purchase Insurance? Funny how so many who are opposed to health care reform and think they should be exempted are the same people who would make damned sure you HAVE to purchase auto insurance to drive a car. Well it's like this, NOT everyone can afford auto insurance and many, many people are forced to break that law at the risk of having their investment, their car stolen by cities. I've had several taken simply...

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Should the states push for a constitutional ammendment restricting the federal government from requiring people to purchase Insurance? Share your answer...

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Who who was "The Father of our Country?(The USA) You mean who fucked the national mother? Your guess is as good as any.

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Did you know Glenn Beck urged his listeners to leave their churches if the church advocates "social justice"? What? Social justice has any redeeming quality? You mean that NOT allowing innocent people to rot in prisons is a bad thing? Feeding starving children is such a farce. It must be. Why if those little innocent starving kids want food they should get jobs! There are plenty of sweat shops they can slave in for Bleuck.. Elderly old widows who can't walk really ought to be kicked to curbs.. they...

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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time? Become a right wing politician and only pretend to work so you can then call everyone else lazy and they'll buy it because you have grandpa's money and they don't.

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What is on your list of items to buy to survive the Apocalypse? Just gasoline to drive to get a good seat to watch the incoming then detonations.. I'm damned sure not going to make any feeble attempt to live on a radioactive rock, but have fun shooting anything that moves while all your hair falls out then you vomit everything you eat for several months..(starvation) There will be no survival.. It'll be the end of EVERYTHING and by the time anything begins...

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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer? Owning a gun does nothing for you. If someone storms in with a gun and your gun just happens to be in another room, well tough luck, huh? You have to have quick, easy access to it and if you have children in your home that idea is out unless you really believe all 3 yr olds are smart enough to be responsible gun owners somehow. People all for guns are typically people who have never had family...

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Was the World Created in Six Days? C'mon..It takes longer than 6 days to grow green beans..but a universe only takes 6? Yeah...and I just hit the lotto by wishing it to happen without even buying a ticket! Yippie! FAIL!

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Take a few pieces of your hair and rub it between your fingers. Listen to the rustling sound. Based on what you learned about the structure of a hair, what is responsible for this rustling sound? You're responsible.. Now man up and admit it! You were the one who suggested such a menial and useless task. Take responsibility for kryst sake!

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Who knows anything on the skeletal system Nobody.. But the vast majority of it is made out of bones.. just guessing though..

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Does anyone else look forward to the end of the human race? Well, anyone who believes in the "rapture" certainly looks forward to it.

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If you are an athiest why did you become one? Mainly because religions, especially those who look forward to the "rapture" are the only group I'm aware of that actually look forward to the destruction of the entire human race... Reason enough?

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What would happened if the Atheist Movement fanatics decided to bomb the most important religious symbols of the Big Three (C, I, H) ? Strange concept to say the least, but even if it were to happen it would only serve to bolster religious views. Religious nuts get off on violence, blood, gore and guts. Have you ever noticed that belief in such tooth fairy-like things increases whenever a whole shitload of people die in horrible ways? "What? Ten million people slaughtered for absolutely no reason other than to claim 'my...

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Hey guys, whatcha think of this cartoon? http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Atheist-Humour-01.jpg Pretty good, but if only it were that simple.. Theists use all manner of tactics and subterfuge to attempt to get around reality.

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If athiests' don't believe in god, what do they say during sex? I find it ironic that theists often prove something.. What that something is is just how empty their heads really are.

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Why do non-believers discredit the (hard evidence) eyewitness rercordings, as the "facts" of the power of God? There has never been proof of any sort so I have to conclude that you like almost all theists are just full of manure.

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everything online that is free is usually for fraudsters and hackers to get information,so why don't goverments stop this from happening? EVERYTHING FREE is a fraud? It would seem you have completely discounted all open source software such as Linux, etc. It's tough to take you serious when you have your head up your ass ya know..

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Who was Tommy Dorsey? Tommy Dorsey was Mrs Dorsey's little boy!

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How can you have classic rock? Isn't it either classic OR rock? What rock n roll has to do with the Roman empire I haven't a clue.. Let's look at the definition of 'classic".. Classic Clas"sic (kl[a^]s"s[i^]k), Classical Clas"sic*al, a. [L. classicus relating to the classes of the Roman people, and especially to the frist class; hence, of the first rank, superior, from classis class: cf. F. classique. See Class, n.] Nope..sorry..doesn't qualify..

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Why do 'they' say Elvis was the 'king of rock n' roll'? When it's obvious that Chuck Berry or Little Richard are the true kings. A king would indicate some sort of political power as in a monarchy and as far as I can tell rock and roll has no such power structure so I conclude Elvis was NEVER the king NOR was Chuck Berry nor Little Richard.. In fact, I conclude nobody was ever the king of a musical style and never will be. His fat ass might have been the court jester though..

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Who is the advertising company responsible for those endless, creative and usually entertaining GEICO commercials? Have they won awards for any of them? "creative and usually entertaining" GODDAMMED! You're to damned easy to entertain aren't you? Hey, I have a stick I dipped in dog turds.. I bet that could keep you busy with delight all day!

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Why doesn't the rabbit in the Trix yogurt and cereal commercials ever get some Trix? I once had a bowl of rabbit stew... wanna guess which silly rabbit it was? So much for silly rabbits.. My dog ate the entrails..

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Should Sarah Palin run for PRESIDENT in 2012 (or 2016)? Absolutely.. Run the dumb bitch! I almost hope she wins too because it will be the final nail in the GOP's coffin when she's removed from office for corruption or simply walks away from the job because we make fun of her. .

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Why would anyone take offense on behalf of the god? An "all-powerful" god can't take a little human insult? Huh? You mean god doesn't take Prosac and is in a mental ward crying like a baby every day? I could have sworn that was gawd I meet when I visited a friend there once.. He was bent out of shape about the going on's of the human race and was completely powerless to change anything.. Then again, maybe that was my reflection in the mirror before I got my pills. Hmmm..

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If you pray for an atheist does that help him/her become a better atheist? I guess.. It's like me right now praying that my coffee pot will just sprout wings and bring a cup of fresh hot coffee right to me and that has made my coffee pot a better coffee pot. Thank You coffee pot gawd.

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If you pray for an atheist does that help him/her become a better atheist? Share your answer...

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Can you write a 10 word sentence without using the letter "e"? (a guy did a book like that once) If I chose to I probably could, but I have utterly no reason to pursue such exciting ventures.

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Can you write a 10 word sentence without using the letter "e"? (a guy did a book like that once) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I can't.

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This is a serious question. When people say "bullshit" why do they use that word. Why not "birdshit" or "catshit" When and why did people start saying "bullshit" as an expression of derision and contempt. The term bull is used in a lot of things to indicate superiority or abundance such as bull elephant, bull headed and others I just can't think of offhand.. Bullshit would be indicating something or someone is extraordinarily full of shit..like some of the other answers or the Republican mindset as a prime example!

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The world is being attacked by aliens , you have 3 hats made of aluminum that will keep the aliens from finding you, but there are 5 of you, yourself , your girlfriend, your bestfriend,your mom and your child.who gets the hats? Nobody... we're screwed anyway if they're here to do harm to us. Life ain't hollyweird where the "good guys" always win. If aliens could travel THAT far an aluminum hat isn't going to help a hell of a lot no matter what happy little scenario you put in place. ;)

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Have you ever know someone who got rape? Yes I do, but I know more women who have made the sympathy seeking claim that they were raped by a motorcycle gang.. Oddly enough the story is ALWAYS exactly the same with almost no variation. Someone attempted to rape me when I was a 19 yr old man. He deeply regretted that, maybe for his entire short life. I don't know though.. I got out of there as fast as my two legs would carry me.

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What should I do about overprotective brothers? Learn how to use and teach your friends about encryption software, but having someone who actually cares about your well being isn't such a bad thing. Would you prefer nobody give a rats ass about you?

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What are the dangers of AOL Instant Messenger? NEVER run with aol instant messenger because you might fall down, put someones eye out, break your neck and get pneumonia!

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How safe are bunk beds for kids? My brother and I slept on bunk beds our entire childhoods from shortly after birth till we moved out on our own and neither of us ever got hurt on one. The worse thing that ever happened was I once put our new dog on the top bunk with me and it crapped on my pillow while I was sleeping.. That dog learned to fly instantly and I learned how to take instant showers.

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If you could give your child one piece of advice that they would actually hold onto and remember, what would that advice be? Don't pay attention to a damned thing I ever say.. That way they WOULD listen to EVERYTHING I ever said.. (reverse psychology ya know)

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If you had to choose, what animal would you like to be, and why? A 90 foot tall flying T-Rex type creature with a human-like brain, the ability to do complex tasks like humans and armor plating thick enough to stop any weapons developed by the human race.. Then I would go to the NFL and get filthy rich!... No wait.. I would just take whatever I wanted because nobody could ever possibly stop me. Now wouldn't that beat being a cute fur-ball puppy or plain old...

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Homophobia seems to have taken on the meaning of someone who simply disagrees with our sexuality. When did this happen? I thought homophobics hated gay people/not just disagreed with us. I have no problem if somebody disagrees.I have a problem with hate. So much of our language has been perverted to fit whatever any particular group wants it to be.. Look at the word 'terror'.. Look it up and then ask how we could possibly have a war against basically the emotion of fear. Many words meanings are simply changed in popular culture because we lack the skills or ability to make new ones to properly fit what they actually should mean. Maybe it's just...

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Do conservatives want a segregated society, where homosexuals are kept away from heterosexuals? I've known quite a few like that. A guy who WAS a friend (now since deceased) was extremely homophobic. It's strange we remained friends as long as we did because we rarely agreed on much of anything. It was probably because we both drank like hardcore alcoholics in that part of my life. I've long since quit drinking.. He wanted a completely segregated world where whites were with whites, gays...

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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts? Most people are fine with it, but the people who aren't will always make it out that nobody is OK with it except for you.. Go figure, huh?

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If we cannot kill God, can we kill religion? I only wish that idea would catch on, but like porn, people gotta have their fantasies of the big dick, GAWD being the biggest dick of them all, huh?

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What is the significance of the Ten Commandments? Just a lot of drivel that to many people think the rest of us would have never in a million years figure out it's bad to kill people for no reason or that cheating on your spouse might have repercussions and so on.. It's basically been largely ignored since it was forged and claimed to have come directly from sky daddy. Oh yeah, some people CLAIM to follow it to a T, but once they make that...

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Is Lazytown a Satanic show for pedophiles? Whenever you don't like a kids show it must be specifically made for thuh devillll and pedophiles, huh? You need a brain transplant in the worlds worse way.

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What if dinosaurs just evolved into aliens and left earth? Here's what I fear.. Trying to "contact" alien life forms because of your very suggestion.. WHAT IF! What if they turn out to be 17 feet tall, have armor plating that bullets can't penetrate? What if they can fly, are 17 feet tall and have armor plating bullets can't penetrate? What if they have really bad attitudes, can fly, are 17 feet tall and have armor plating bullets can't penetrate? What...

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In the USA, how did 'freedom of religion' evolve into 'freedom from religion?' It never did and that's to bad because to many "elected" officials use the phony by-bull and it's lalaland promises as the basis of making laws. These "elected" officials are simply installed with corporate money and they use the by-bull as the basis to try to force people into believing such debaucherous lies. Many of the founders strongly opposed religion as basis for law, but forget that and...

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Is the corruption in Washington smothering America's future? It's not so much blatant corruption as it is apathy that so called elected officials are now bought and paid for by corporate concerns and there is nothing average citizen can do about it other than to just die and opt out of life as we know it. BOTH parties are guilty of it. They go to Washington perhaps with good intentions (very few if any ever actually do that), but now once there the ONLY...

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What is there to like about Republicans They too eventually die. Other than that not much..

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What are the chances that Obama will become a conservative after seeing how his liberal policies ruined America? FAIL.. Why do you get dumber and dumber as time goes on?

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Did Anne Murry ever record ' You and Me against the World' If she ever did it would be so utterly low on my list of things to buy that used toilet paper might even beat it out.

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Can I sell my virginity on ebay? Try the local cat house and who knows? Maybe a veterinarian might even be horny too!

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Do you sleep better now that Tiger Woods ins in sex therapy? Good to see panic hasn't ensued throughout the land over this.. Had me worried for a while..

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Do you sleep better now that Tiger Woods ins in sex therapy? Good to see panic hasn't ensued throughout the land over this.. Had me worried for a while..

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What is the meaning of life? Nothing other than trying to put off death as long as possible..

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What religions pre-arrange marriages? All marriages are pre-arranged. Otherwise all you would have to do is walk into a church or justice of the peace wherever you are and have a spouse picked out for you on the spot with absolutely nothing pre-determined. Once you get "engaged" you've pre-arranged a marriage. I guess the only exception would be when two drunk on their ass couples run off and get married on the spur of the moment..

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At what point do you realize that prayer is nothing more than talking to the floor? It seems to be billions, perhaps trillions of "prayers" have been issues to end all wars, cure all diseases and so on and so forth and yet they continue unabated and what makes it even more suspicious is that "people of faith" just never figure this fact out. Just how many unanswered prayed do you need to be convinced you're doing nothing but wasting breath and playing the "stupid" game with...

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Where can I find prayers for chemotherapy patients? I guess it's still not apparent to you that if these prayers were really answered cancer would have been long ago eradicated, but people "of faith" just never catch on now do they?

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Does anyone have a prayer request? I would like to pray for u! Yes, let us pray... Dear Santa Clause.. Will this gooney bird please get smacked upside the head good and hard with a reality stick and figure out that prayer and trying to conjure up magic spells are the same thing?

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How many times do I have to tell the "new" answerbag to keep me logged in before it actually keeps me logged in? Only until 2110

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Are you totally sick of the Geico caveman commercials? They are the epitome of the term, "run it into the ground". In fact, if you look up that term you'll see a picture of the Geico caveman. It's almost as bad as the once cute little girl on the now defunct Pepsi commercials. She's probably a porn star by now, but don't quote me on that. If you think the Geico "caveman" commercials are funny then you would have been a prime candidate for one of...

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Which Super Bowl XLIV commercial was your favorite? Even thoughI'm glad NO won the entire thing was rigged as all superbowls have been since the beginning. The commercials have unfortunately become more of an event than the actual rigged games.

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If all the millonares and billonares helped could the Us get out of debt? You mean to actually give a shit about their fellow human being? You must be crazy to suggest such a dramatic and radical idea! The next thing you'll want people to do is to not let people starve to death on the streets or something ridiculous like that!

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I support decriminalization for ALL drugs...1.) Am I left wing or right wing...2.) Have I ever been impacted negatively by drugs? I support decriminalization as well, but the subject has nothing to do with political ideology and in no way suggests in any way that you might have ever taken drugs. I support abortion rights and have never been pregnant. It too in no way suggests my political leanings though many people will make assumptions I am leftist. There is nothing in either belief to suggest anything except that...

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How can anyone declare war on an emotion? Terror. See below. Terror Terror Ter"ror, n. [L. terror, akin to terrere to frighten, for tersere; akin to Gr. ? to flee away, dread, Skr. tras to tremble, to be afraid, Russ. triasti to shake: cf. F. terreur. Cf. Deter.] 1. Extreme fear; fear that agitates body and mind; violent dread; fright. [1913 Webster] Terror seized the rebel host. --Milton. [1913 Webster] 2. That which excites dread; a cause of...

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Do you find the word f**k offending? An F and a K with two asterisks between them isn't a word so no, I'm not offended. Are you offended by me saying heaven and hell are mere fairy tales?

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Legislators are supposed to represent their constituents. Yet they obstruct healthcare legislation. Of what use are they to the voters? I want comprehensive reform and not some nonsense where its written solely by lobbyist for big pharma companies and Wall Street bankers, but instead we have a congress on BOTH sides who ONLY serve themselves. If there is ANY issue that might hurt their own chances of getting reelected they keep it on back burners and do everything to defeat it. I can think of very few things, almost NOTHING...

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Why do members of the military seem to know absolutely nothing about politics, especially the politics of countries they've been to? I think it's YOU who knows absolutely nothing about politics. I further assume you've never been in the military...just a guess.

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How long before "terrorists" or criminal gangs get drone technology or similar to use on population centers to start bombing cities? Anyone with the money can purchase an RC airplane, arm it with high explosives then fly it almost anywhere they see fit as is... Make life seem just a little more futile doesn't it?

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Hi! What is a liverbos? Someone told me about it and i`m not sure if their telling the truth or telling big nasty lies. I hate lies you know I have no idea.. I looked up liverbos on google and ironically this very question was the first result so best answer should be..."I don't know and it might be so..but it sure sounds mighty queer...Tell your jokes to other folks, but don't bring your bullshit here."--My Dad.

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If we are required to get a license for carrying a gun, why isn't it a license to have a child necessary? I assume you base this on something that actually makes sense, but I have yet to see it. The world is already loaded to the rafters with unwanted kids of almost every race so first let's deal with them before tossing even more kids into the boiling cauldron. You can hardly claim we're going to simply give them to "couples who want, but can't have kids" because that line of bullshit reasoning...

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If we are required to get a license for carrying a gun, why isn't it a license to have a child necessary? Don't tell me... You're the best mommy ever? You and you alone should be in charge of deciding who gets to keep their kids and who has to give them up and you base this criteria on whether said persons are financially stable and other pidly nonsense things. I mean, if a kid grows up poor they might start learning to appreciate the value of a buck and that's not good...right? A lot of people...

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If we are required to get a license for carrying a gun, why isn't it a license to have a child necessary? oops..duplicate answer...must have been my bad parentage skills.

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Why am i always right about people ? I don't know about being right about squat, but you're certainly egotistical and delusional. Put that on your resume under strengths.

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What is the best way of scratching your back? Nine out of ten cows surveyed say finding a fence post with a rusty nail protruding from it is by far the best method of back scratching.

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SETTLE THIS NOW: The toilet paper flap - over or under? It's a roll of shit paper... There is no debate to this. If you think there is then please seek professional help for your "anal" retention problems. I don't make it under OR over and instead just set the roll on its end on the cover of the back of the shitter or if dry the side of the tub. The roll holder got broken off years ago. SETTLED!

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How do I Stop people telling me I stink? Just avoid being near others because other than actually bathing and being clean there IS no other solution and I certainly don't want to be near you if you think you don't have to bathe. I've been told I smell too from time to time, but I'm disabled, have limited access to a shower/bath and getting laundry done is a major hassle for me, but when I smell bad I have to accept that fact as you...

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I'll know I'm a success when_____________????? If someone actually shows up for your funeral other than the grave digger.

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Do you sleep better now that Tiger Woods ins in sex therapy? Has there ever been such a non-issue?

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What would you order for your final meal? Nothing.. I'm in the process of starving to death as is. What would be the point to a final meal? By the way, condemned prisoners don't actually get that one great last meal. That's a myth to make prison executioners seem more humane when they're really just another hangman in one form or another.

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Who invented whiteboards? Most likely the first person with boards and white paint and a brush all at the same time. Of course they might have just spilled the paint too..

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Who is the most egotistical person you have ever met? Why? Every so called christian I have ever meet who actually believe that some invisible god who would be extremely busy managing the affairs of the universe (if he/she/it actually existed) then take time out to fix their pidly bullshit problems just because they "believe" more than the next xtian.. If that's not the epitome of egotistical then what is?

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What were you thinking about the first time you had sex? Or were you even thinking about anything? Just curious... I was thinking about the day this very question would come up on the internet on this very site and it happened way back in the 1970's so I guess I was a prophet. Now that it finally happened you have completely ruined that experience for me. THANKS A HELLUVA LOT!

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How can I get a black eye without getting hurt? I got one sleeping in the wrong position so trauma is not required. Thank you doctors of duh..Lack of sleep can also produce a black eye. It's not real common, but not unheard of either.

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Do you tipple or are you a tippler? (don't look the word up...just answer) OK, for those to worried to answer tipple is defined as the following: To drink spirituous or strong liquors habitually; to indulge in the frequent and improper used of spirituous liquors; especially, to drink frequently in small quantities, but without absolute drunkeness. [1913 Webster] It's a bit of an arcane word seldom heard or seen now days. Yey! I got to pick my own...

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Do you tipple or are you a tippler? (don't look the word up...just answer) oops..wrong button again..

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Has life been pretty much what you expected so far? Not even remotely close.. It's as if the world I expected was on another planet from the one I live in. People place all kinds of fake expectations on kids, tell them they can grow up to be anything and when it doesn't happen they blame the kid and call them underachievers and/or lazy, neither of which are usually true. The few people whose lives have exceeded expectations act as if it's the...

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Young slightly agrophobic woman who spends the majority of her time on the internet. Bored all the time. Could anyone suggest some hobbies that don't require another person? Just do a google search for one person hobbies. You'll probably get thousands and thousands of results so it boils down to eeny meeny miney moe.. Take your pick.. Personally I like farting for dollars, but that's why I'm alone so often I bet. ;)

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What area in Los Angeles would be the best place to live if I wanted to go to the beach all the time? By the ocean or..if you don't mind the drive you could move to the Nevada border.

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If Nudism was more exceptable by main stream society, would you partake in the lifestyle? Nudism is acceptable everywhere because everyone under their clothing is naked and almost everyone gets nude whenever showering or bathing and making luvvvv.. Public nudity isn't something I would partake in only because my body is wrinkled and bony. I'm around 50-60 lbs underweight so I look like a tall sack of bones covered in old, dried skin. On the other hand perhaps if more people were...

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What is your gender? Uhhhh..yeah

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Fill in the blank: >Girls want______________, while men want_______________. I will give 5 points to whom ever replies the correct answer I want 5 points just for clicking on your idiotic question

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Does the "let's just be friends " gag actually work for guys?do you stay friends with every female who dumps you? To many fish in that big sea so no...just move on and forget her.

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24 million Chinese men will be without woman by 2020..What do you think will happen in that country? Klenex and hand lotion sales will skyrocket..

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What if you saw a cloud that looked like Barack Obama and it said "behold, I am your God, I demand your firstborn as a sacrifice? My first born is 27 yrs old..I'm sure he would object.

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If you could give 1 million dollars to some charity, which one would you give it to and why? If I had a million it would never go to those blood suckers..not in a million years, but I might start my own foundation and call the shots so I KNOW where the money REALLY went.. WHY? Obvious...I trust nobody anymore.

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How do teabaggers feel knowing that 2/3 of contributions went to a political consulting firm that spawned Tea Party Express? Butts sore yet? What? Teabaggers corrupt? Nahhhh... That's like trying to convince everyone that the KKK is a racist organization...How could anyone believe that?

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How can you avoid scams when donating money for disaster relief? Put it in an evelope addressed to: Poor person whose life was ruined c/o yet another faceless NGO who will pay their CEO millions Washington, DC

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Do people in affluent countries had a duty, a moral obligation, to help poor people in far away places? If they did you would never know it. When most people "give" to others in the manner you speak they almost always do it for the notoriety then demand a tax deduction for doing so so that they very seldom ever give anything out they don't get directly back and if their face isn't in the paper or on TV somewhere for it then forget it.. No dice.

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Have you ever donated your time or money for a worthy cause? If so what? I've lived in poverty nearly my entire adult life. I live in a shed and get my water from a garden hose and help isn't out there for me so I ask why should I give money to organizations who dole "help" out in such small doses that it's barely noticeable and doesn't last more than part of a day? I have helped plenty of people in my life, but it goes directly to the person I chose to help and...

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If given the chance to temporarily house an orphan from Haiti, would you do it? I live in a shed (14X11) and my only water source is the garden hose.. Where do you propose I put them up at?

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What is your favorite type of charity? The M E foundation... Give generously to ME! I'm disabled and can't get help so why not?

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Is anyone going to spend any of their holiday volunteering at a soup kitchen or shelter? I'll volunteer to stand in line for some food because I'm flat broke, but that's where the buck stops. I did my volunteering years ago and got kicked in the teeth for my efforts.

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I know that if I donate my car to charity, I will get a fair deal on the tax deduction. But how much of the proceeds actually go to the charity? Why not just skip the middleman? Find someone waiting at a bus stop and ask if they need a car. If they do donate it to them and they get 100% of it. What? You want it ALL back? That's not donating then.. That's playing the uncle scam game..

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Have you donated to the Haitians? Do you plan to? Im flat broke and haven't had a bite to eat today and might not eat at all tonight...what do you have in mind? My old, used toilet paper I'm almost out of too?

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Can a person's opinion be changed by the use of violence ? Well, duh..If your opinion of me was that I'm just a nice guy then I beat you into submission then violence changed your opinion I would think.

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me and my friend got very drunk. I made out with her and felt her up, with her sober friends. I got a text calling me a rapist. Now what? First sober up and then go back to school to learn how to write a proper sentence. That should do it.

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If you were a shoe, then what type of shoe would you be? The type that kicks people in the ass when they ask stupid questions like this one.

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why can't the u.s take care of there own before they take care any one else/talking about veterans who serve this us Free medical care for life...insurance payments for injuries sustained..I would say they're taken care of damned well. What would you propose? Make all vets millionaires and put all vets up in fancy digs every day for life? What? You were just a lowly fire clerk in Illinois at a training base so now you deserve all the riches of the republic? I know...give every vet a badge that says "hero" on...

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Is terrorism ever justified? Terror is designed to get someone else's attention and to that end it's certainly justifiable. This is like asking if spitting is ever justifiable or if jay walking is ever justifiable. Put it in proper context and it's justifiable. Sure.

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If I'm concealing a gun, how much harm does someone have to threaten me with before I can whip it out and point it at them? "Died from having gun pointed at him" You'll never read that headline will you? If someone beats you over the head with a baseball bat first the chances of "whipping" that gun out diminishes real fast. Then after they kick your face in with steel toe boots you likely wouldn't know where to aim. People seem to think just having a gun on them is protection enough. Don't point that thing unless...

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What do you think about radio host Limbaugh's claim that Obama is politicizing the Haiti catastrophe? You left out the option to take limp balls and drop him in Haiti without a penny to his name, but then cannibalism would be rampant in Haiti..Lush would just get fatter eating the poor kids there.

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Why do we say " WE THANK THEE" first in our prayers to God ? "We" don't.. Maybe YOU do, but I simply say bullshit.. God is imaginary and I don't pray to nor prey on anything related to any god(s) anywhere, ever.

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Do you believe the Afgan war is winnable? The ONLY way this war can ever been won is if the US stops paying the enemy to not attack supply lines when they attack them anyway after getting paid. This war is nothing but a money scam cooked up to feed hundreds of millions of dollars to the wrong people who don't care if they're paid or not. We keep paying the Taliban to do what? To keep fighting so in essence we're funding BOTH sides of...

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What are some ways the welfare system could be improved? First stop pretending all welfare recipients are lazy criminals while we, as a nation are funding our own enemies in Afghanistan by paying them to NOT attack supply convoy routes to the tune of around 10% of ALL logistical cost in that fuqued up war. We're paying hundreds of millions of dollars to the Taliban to NOT attack supply convoys yet bitch, moan and complain when some poor woman wants...

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What is the meanest breed of dog you can think of? Only those who are cleverly disguised as humans. There is no actual "most mean breed" of dog.

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How do you know all those modern parents who claim God told them to drown their kids aren't telling the truth? They made the mistake by not bashing their heads against rocks as GAWD did... Now THAT'S in the by-bull.. What a warm fuzzy god, eh?

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If you smoke cigarettes, drink, and don't go to church, but still have a personal relationship with God and pray, can you get into heaven? Well it better remain a private relationship thing because a public relationship would be a theocracy, but either way it's silly to even think you can have a relationship with invisible, thin air and the idea that there is some magic being there who may or may not give a rats ass one way or the other... God is merely a figment of imagination, nothing more.. Do you have a personal relationship...

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What is the origin of the word "movie"? They should have stuck with Talkies but I like the term Falsies better or maybe Fakies.

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The greatest reason why I watched Avatar was I didn't and I don't buy the premise that alien life forms will be humanoid looking with blue skin and speak English without lessons..

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Where can I find prayers for chemotherapy patients? Here's one: Walk up to the patients in question and say: "Listen to your doctor!" Most effective prayer known for patients.

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Limited humans are doing all they can while an omnipotent God does nothing. Who's the real villain? The evil humans are villains.. God is imaginary, just mere figments of mans imagination so therefore god cannot be the villain. Imagined beings do nothing and never have. Humans on the other hand are real and known to do evil deeds such as force gullible saps to pray to an imaginary cruel and vengeful being. See the irony?

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Praying to _________ works. So you should pray to: Have you given money to a church? They prayed you would and at the same time preyed on you to.

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What was your all time favorite television show theme somg? I don't have one, but just to piss everyone off only because now it'll get stuck in your heads for the next month... THE BRADY BUNCH! Enjoy as you rip your own eyeballs out of their sockets trying to forget it.! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE BRADY BUNCH! THE...

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Do you find watching poker on tv interesting? It's almost as interesting as watching dust settle on the bottom of the deepest oceans, but not quite.. I think dust has it beat. Now watching paint dry and then peel...now THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT! Watching cob webs collect dust runs a close second..I suppose the next big event will be live televised expansion of the universe!

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What do you think about the Parents Television Council Study Women in Peril it says that violence against women increased 120% in 5 years? It's no surprise with the way the porn industry has flourished on the internet. Young men are taught at young ages that it's OK to treat women as garbage and there is nobody doing a thing about it. Anyone with internet access can access images and video of guys treating pretty young women as sex slaves without so much as paying a penny. There is no age restriction whatsoever and no way to put...

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Do you think we will ever see the end of reality television? The bigger question really is: Will there ever be a "reality" program that has anything remotely to do with reality? I'll NEVER be impressed with them unless they drop people half starved and nearly naked with no shelter in somewhere like Antarctica during the coldest part of the year and they manage to survive.. I mean what fucking stooge couldn't survive on a tropical island with a bunch of...

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What if you found a egg in the corner of your wall of your house Call the white house and insist that WWIII be initiated immediately ! How DARE they put an egg in the corner of MY house!

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Our neighbor has been harassing me and my mom for years, and stands in our driveway chanting curses. I need help getting rid of him. Learn the fine art to fixing his little red wagon.. Example.. fill several balloons with muriatic acid, poke tiny holes in them with a hypodermic needle and place them all over his roof. His roof will then spring leaks that he'll have to fix or live with a leaking roof.. Once he fixes it, which will be quite costly do like shampoo, lather, rinse, repeat.. OR some quite night hide behind his...

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What does that "R" or "TM" on phrases or products mean? U RETARD...and TAKE MORE English classes..

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Whats your new years resolution? Run over Dick Cheney if I EVER see him walking anywhere while I'm driving...much like shampoo... lather, rinse,...REPEAT! ..Drive, speed up, back up, repeat!

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Whats your new years resolution? oops..mistake..double post

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What is your favourite American TV program? Public Television's Newshour...My favorite British...toss up between spooks/MI5 and Red Dwarf or maybe Dr Who.. (sometimes)

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Have you ever entered a video on America's Funniest Videos? No because it's the most useless, least funny program on television. There is NOTHING funny about children getting kicked in the crotch.

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What would have happened if the French hadn't had helped the Americans in the American Revolutionary War of 1775 and 1783? Instead of saying "God bless America" you would be saying, "God save the Queen"... That's all really and we might just have an actual health care system instead of the bullshit we now have.

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Hello. The answer dont have to be long just short. Would cows be a good choice to use as money. Why? Need the answer now please ...and if all you want to buy is a stick of gum? Shave a bit of hair off? I'm sure everyone would want a chunk of THAT..

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What price is too high a price to pay for war? Life and death of those arbitrarily chosen to fight them period. It's utterly pointless. Killing me wouldn't end any wars and killing your wouldn't. Killing the bastards who start them is another story in itself. I say if you start the war then you should be the first person into battle...period. Why didn't Georgy Boy put his own useless self in harms way? He certainly started a war and never...

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Would you fight in a war to protect your county even though you didnt support the decision for the war? Not without being physically dragged into it or if it erupted around me in which case I would do everything I could within my power to escape it because one old man isn't going to solve a war with a rifle. I am such an old man now.

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What country poses the greatest threat to world peace? As long as the republicans have a chance at the whitehouse it is and will remain the US.

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Are you 'for' or 'against' WWIII? (Reasons) Oh yes..I'm for killing off billions for no reason other than to make sure Halliburton is better off.. Can you even imagine the calamity if Dickhead Cheney had to live like the rest of us? Perish the thought!

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Will you help boycott Valero Gasoline? The took $75 out of my mothers CC for a $5 gas purchase to keep for 5 days. She made a $5 gasoline purchase at Valero with her credit card and they froze it up for $75 to keep for 5 days till the $5 purchase clears.. As a result we'll go without food those 5 days for no reason whatsoever. I hope you'll join us and any others who wish to boycott these bastards.

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It is now official that the U.S. have won the War in Iraq? But then why is there now a war in Afghanistan with no near end in sight? Kind of like saying the football game is officially over, but all the players are all still on the field playing football. So why are there new games being started with no end in sight?

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It is now official that the U.S. have won the War in Iraq? But then why is there now a war in Afghanistan with no near end in sight? Kind of like saying the football game is officially over, but all the players are all still on the field playing football. So why are there new games being started with no end in sight?

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There are enough kitchen utensils to kill everyone in the world many times over. We need to reduce or eliminate them. When will the madness end? It would appear that rocks also need to be banned.. Got any plans to accomplish this feat as well?

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ok for all those anti-war people out there tell me whats bad about war and ill counter your arguement sound like a plan? It appears this was a drive by question...no counter whatsoever. Both were good answers to which there was no promised counter answer.

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is the DAILY NIGGER WEBSITE actually run by black people trying to use sreative irony? Just yet more republicans hiding behind the banner of free speech and press and likely embraced by republican assholes everywhere. There is no redeeming value whatsoever to TDN except for the internet hosting company hosting it who collects the hosting fees. Other than that it's just more assholes laughing at their own assholes and so called jokes.

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My family couldn't afford to give gifts this Christmas. Were most peoples presents on the low dollar end? What did you get if anything? I gave nothing and received nothing..Xmas is just a monumental waste of resources to make mass marketers rich and nothing more.

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Are we promoting begging by giving money to a beggar? Promoting it would indicate some form of advertising the fact you gave money to a beggar. Then all you're doing is promoting the fact that you're seeking attention. Giving money to a beggar is just giving money to a beggar. Would slapping the stupid out of your question be promoting violence? No, just slapping the stupid out of your question.

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If spirituality were proven science, how would our equations of reality change? would a or b, turn into a + b +c/ truth? It's kind of like asking "If shit smelled like roses would you spread it on your face?"

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If spirituality were proven science, how would our equations of reality change? would a or b, turn into a + b +c/ truth? It's kind of like asking "If shit smelled like roses would you spread it on your face?"

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What type of computer system do you like best? Dell is what I have..I found it in a dumpster several years ago and it still runs great.

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What is your opinion of Fox News? It should be shut down for attempting to subvert our political system plus it's owned by a foreign subversion entity....U know who...

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Once normal folk become politicians, does it seem that they forget about the true values of their purpose as politicians to the people? When was the last time a "normal folk" was elected to any national office or even state office? There is NOTHING normal about the people in question and hasn't been for many years now. The only agenda most have now is to remain in power no matter what they have to do including, but not in any way limited to changing parties, deception or even yes, murder.

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If WWIII started which it probably will how do you think it will turn out also do you think nuclear weapons willbe used? WWIII will be kept well hidden and feed to us as a "regional conflict" unless it comes to our nation in the form of KABOOM and then there will be no hiding it and the filthy rich might just have to actually deserve their keep instead of milking the public like they have for way to long. Once it reaches our shores the nukes will come out and it'll really depend whose side we're on and who the...

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Do u consider soldiers heroes? i dont because i dont believe war is needed The term "hero" is entirely overused and now applies to anyone who has ever worn a uniform of any type, ever taught in any school, ever worked in any hospital, ever raised a kid and so on. A hero should be in the eyes of the benefactor instead of the population as whole and should be the result of an extraordinary action and not just merely holding up ones hand and saying "Present". That's...

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Wow any one who supports our troops is getting dr'd to death.in the post why do so many think war is murder.What has come of this country when we call our troops murderes?Why do you back Obama if that is so,cause he is sending 20,000 more? First define what "supporting troops" means.. If it means putting a sticker on your car then it's a complete waste of energy to even ask or answer the question. If it means saying "Yey war!"..same thing. VERY few people in this county have a clue what support actually includes. For your total lack of definition you deserve nothing more than DRed. Being a lazy troll doesn't make you...

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Can online voting save democracy? Then we would have people who would cheat (gasp!) the system and cast 1000 or even 1000000 votes for themselves and of course the brains behind the fraud would simply vanish into the night never to be heard from again. Meanwhile we get a scenario from the BBC series, spooks or MI5 depending on which side of the pond you live. Brutal suppression of the masses, a one party system, wholesale...

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What are the roots of terrorism? Poverty..terrorism is simply the poor mans warfare. The revolutionary war here was a series of terrorist acts. Terrorism is no more evil than dropping a bomb from a B-52 in a city or firebombing cities from B-17's.

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What can the Western countries do to encourage the Chinese government to give more freedom to it's citizens? Economic war..we could very easily bankrupt those bunch of corrupt morons, but we're just as corrupt so we instead pay lip service to the problems, but we also have severe human rights issues, but keep it well hidden under the drone of bullshit.

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At what tax range will you personally begin to protest the government? Taxation is going to have to go up like it or else..the dips on the right ran our economy so far into the ground with Iraq and for it we received absolutely nothing in return then whine non-stop if the Dems want to actually find a way to pay for that fiasco.

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When you enter the political section of answerbag, what do you encounter most often? AB members tend to be more left leaning like me, but there are still a few whacko right wingers out there who would be happy to reinstate burning at the stake.

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If you were the smartest person on Earth, then what would you invent and why? The stupid question destructo devise...Why? You would never understand..

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If a person comes to live in America, should they leave their old country customs behind? You mean like eating the neighbors dog for dinner? Nah..fine by me..There are to many of those damned noise makers out there anyway.

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Will you even break your nails to save someone's life?. What? Break a nail? NEVER! I wouldn't even let my hair get messed up to save a life... I mean come on now...aren't you asking just a bit to much to save a paltry life? Now..i have breathed into other mens nasty mouths to keep them alive, but break a nail? Yeah, right..

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Christians: Can you please pray for Moongrim? It is an "unspoken" Prayer Request. Thank you! Bubble, bubble toil and trouble...eye of bat, turd of lizard...may you choke on your words and get them stuck in your gizzard. So why should we try conjuring up magic spells for moon who obviously believes your hokus pokus almost as much as I do?

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Who will pray for me? Not me, but I will make a feeble attempt at conjuring up a magic spell for you. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble...or is it Eenie Meanie Chilly Beanie? I forget..

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Do you think the attacks on 9/11 was an 'inside job'? meaning it was set up between the US government and the government in Iraq. I don't think the Iraqi government was involved, but I also will never believe our own government was not involved at some level. There has been entirely to much cover up and plenty of reasons to take those buildings down. ONLY 3000 people dead in a couple of buildings that easily held 10 times than many on a business day? THAT many people have never been THAT sick at the same time to call...

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Do you think we should pre-empt an attack on north korea nuclear facilities? or should we just wait and try to keep bargaining with them? Just wait till one of their tests go wrong and blows up the capital of N Korea..Otherwise we end up in a war with China...Smart, real smart. NOT!

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I say "Operation Desert Storm" you say? Fraud

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Why does religion incite so many wars? If soldiers knew the real reason they die in war nobody would do it. Try this next time you want a lot of poor guys to die for you. "I'm filthy rich and you're not so I need you to defeat the other rich guys army so I can stay rich." So instead they make up fabulous stories about imaginary boogiemen and sell it wholesale because frankly...nobody would give a shit about a rich guys money.

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Why does religion incite so many wars? Basic ignorance coupled with the fear of death at the hands of the "bad guys" and because it works as a motivator to get young men all riled up to do old men's bidding in war. Young men never start babbling on about scriptures to get elderly men to go throw themselves on live hand grenades, but old men do it every time. Maybe it's the fear that muslims might be right after all because the...

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Funniest Commericial ever, add yours No links, but it was for keyopectate I believe for diarrhea and constipation where a guy ran from a giant wave only to end up dried up in a desert on his hands and knees then another wave, etc..It kept chasing him from one to the other and back. just kept repeating.. It reminded me so much of my own life...

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what's your goal in life? To die..life sux then ya die so lets get on with this rat killing.

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Gut wrenching anxiety over accepting new job offer Yes/no/maybe.

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Why do you clean your room? Cleanliness is next to godliness so I chose to live in a pig sty and stay away from that murderous bastard.

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have you ever communicated with a poor family directly before, visited them, asked them if they needed help or made friends with them? I AM poor, ate a small bowl of oatmeal for supper last night. Most of my friends were poor, but either now dead or locked up in prisons for imagined crimes. Nope..never meet one.

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Over 13 million bison were slaughtered for their hides and shipped to the East coast and Europe. Why do we not see any sign of the finished hats and garments today? First the vast majority were killed and left to rot where they fell. That was a war of attrition to starve out the plains tribes and had very little if anything to do with commerce.

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Does anybody have the coconuts to tell me there real name? Thomas Jefferson..

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If you were a fly, then where would you fly to? Somewhere smelly most likely.

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What is the most expensive ice-cream? Wouldn't know...the cheap stuff is just as cold.. and tastier anyway.

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Why do black women get mad for white women stealing 'their' men? The last time I checked, it was a free country. It's the slutty ho's they get mad at. It's a free country.

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Does He Like Me Or Not ? Evidently not enough...Move on. It's a buyers market for females...always has been, always will be. There are plenty of lonely guys out there who might want to be with you. Life's to short to worry about every turd in the sewage plant. Wipe him out of your life and move along to greener pastures.

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Can someone explain Thanksgiving to me. I am from Australia and we do not celebrate this here. What do you actaully celebrate during Thanksgiving? Wanton slaughter of innocent birds so we can make pigs of ourselves! You don't do that too?

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Have you ever knelt and prayed beside your bed? No, but did that for Santa Clause who was cleverly disguised as my mom and dad.

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What is the purpose of creating the heavens and the earth in six days? So that on the 7th day humans could create a god to act like idiots over.

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Nuclear war has killed everyone but you. Luckily you created a time machine, In an attempt to save the human race, what would you do? Push the damned thing over a cliff with me in it.

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What features to get with car insurance? A bus pass...save your money.

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Why would someone get denied to open a checking account due to the report from ChexSystems? Banks are all in cahoots now days. Congress let them get away with this bullshit and the public has no outrage at their excesses. Yet it's fine for banks to go batshit and need to be bailed out by the gummit when they gamble and lose. When WE do it we're the lowest form of shit on the planet.

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Would you invest in a news broadcasting station that only delivered good news? Are you nuts? People watch the news for BAD news except the the occasional gimps who think watching my little pony is still cute and good news isn't news. It's just looking at the world through one end of a mile long tangled up garden hose full of algae. Look at it this way...when was the last time traffic all stopped at once, people jump out of their cars to watch someone successfully drive...

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Will you be better off financially a year from today than you are right now? I have 52 cents to my name.. If it's worse then it won't be THAT much worse.

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When can we expect the "wraith of god" to actually come? Is anybody willing to provide a specific forecast like a scientist? Oh simple...soon as everyone is dead, gone and completely forgotten about. "He" flew the coop with us.. "He" discovered a trillion billion other "virgins" on a trillion, billion other planets "he" could rape and be called the "savior" so...in a word...don't hold your breath. Gawd discovered raping virgins is MUCH funner than dealing with people who are eternally fucking up..I mean...C'MON...

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How would you turn back to God after rejecting him? pssssst...ain't happening, but nice try.

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If God exists, why does he not show himself to all that do not believe in him in a way that all cannot deny? What possible reason could he have to stay in the dark to so many of mankind. Billions of non Judeo-Christians do not believe God. What's up? Probably stopped off on another one of the billions of "other planets" to rape the "other Mary's". Think about it.. If you could rape without EVER getting caught and everyone thinking it was a "good thing" wouldn't you too?

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If G-d had a job, would He be an artist or a scientist? Neither..try brutal dictator/evil bastard/murderer then work your way back up to the jack of all trades before the artist/scientist rubbish.

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What is the worst thing god has ever done? Mass murder seems to be right up there..having people burn for eternity isn't to popular either.

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Why should I believe in God? Try this: Walk outside and call "his" name out at the top of your lungs and even curse the big bastard on a sunny day and see if lightning strikes you. If nothing happens then you have your answer.

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Has God ever sinned? over 100,000 murders by gawd and counting! For the record Satan is only guilty of 10.

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would you stop starring at me? If I had the choice of staring at you or gouging my eyes out after pouring battery acid in them, well, let's just say staring at you falls pretty damned low on my list of shit to do right now.

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why am i so awsome? I think it's that rotted sock crap mixed with old sweat and rotted skin cells between your toes that does it, but hey, just because I think you're useless don't let that hold you back.

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Is There a "War on Christmas"? Stop playing the victims. You act as if you're all under attack by some evil empire of secular monsters out there. Yet all the time you place the finger of blame squarely on minorities who have been victimized throughout the years and pretend that just because the real evil shit of lynchings and forcing minorities to live in slums has been finally stopped it somehow never happened and you were...

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Is There a "War on Christmas"? I say drop it altogether.. It's meaningless drivel from old pagan festivals having nothing to do with the lies we've been feed for what seems like forever anyway. No point whatever in going into debt for a bunch of undeserving, greedy and ungrateful morons. If you want to help others less fortunate that's fine, but it doesn't have to always wait till the last few days of the year in the...

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On a scale of 0% to 100%, how much "change" has President Obama personally demonstrated in his administration? In what ways? He has finally done away with the silly notion that we can pray our way to bombing other countries off the map and out of our way to taking them over. The change has been emence, but the gimps wouldn't know that because they only look at the bad side of things and think becuase they caused them they must be good.

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Does Glenn Beck wear the holy underwear? Yes. It's how he keeps his shit for brains from dripping down his legs..

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What is the name of the time after a funeral when mourners gather at the home of the deceased? Depressing.

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When watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade on TV, do you ever wonder who still finds 1940s style showtune song-and-dance routines entertaining? I don't find much about holidays to be entertaining.. they are functions of greedy corporate pigs to take peoples money to ship off to China. Chairman Mao anyone?

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What is the social profit of eating in a restaurant There is none.. almost 90% of all nutritious food humans consume is produced by the poorest portions of the population, but consumed by the top 10%. The top 10% of the earths population own 90% of everything on the planet which is completely unsustainable. Sooner or later, maybe in my life time, probably not the tides will turn and the top 10% will have to start paying and it won't be...

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Do you think that using the terms "communist" and "fascist" in light manner (to paint your opposition bad) is highly offensive to all the countless victims of both of these attrocious political ideologies? It's the idiots who try to mislead us with their psychobabling on both sides than the language itself. Most people want their knowledge in small chucks ready to serve microwave ready in a handy wrapper without ever giving it reasonable thought.

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Do muslims scare you? No more than xtians, jews or hindu's.. In fact Xtians and Jews are FAR more dangerous and hazardous to your health..ask Palestinians.

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Who become more friendly with Satan? ME.. I wanna be a rich shithead so what's his email address so I can sell my soul?

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Is hitchhiking as dangerous as people make it out to be? Those who say they would never hitch hike.. what IF your car broke down in the middle of nowhere and you were broke and 200 miles from the nearest town in the dead of winter? Gonna walk the whole way? I doubt it..

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Is hitchhiking as dangerous as people make it out to be? I spent a great deal of my youth hitch hiking all over the US from about 1979 through around 1985 or thereabouts and got beat up once, shot at once and some turd tried to rape me once, but he's no longer walking among the living. All in all it's fairly safe. The real danger is from police who just love to hassle hitch hikers.. and getting stuck in really bad parts of town so...

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Outside of Tacoma, Washington, four police officers slain while in a sitting in coffee shop this morning. anyone have any more information? Next up: Please pray..AS IF that'll change anything other than sound echoing off the walls..

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Why some people brag about themselves to others? Arrogance...I do all I can to ignore them unless they have figured out a way to shit out of my ass.

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What does your life ask from you ? What do you ask from life? Life asks nothing from me other than to be here and I ask about the same..I didn't make a request to be born into this cruel, selfish world. I prefer to opt out personally and will soon anyway.. I type this from a chair I all but live in in pain that goes completely untreated so do I owe anything back? Not one dime and no longer ask for anything in return. Like it or not nobody is...

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Ever feel like the world would either be better off or just the same without you? I've completely quit caring if I live or die tomorrow. The world has too so we're even. It's always been a stalemate for everyone like it or not.

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An old russian proverb says "I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack me. I need not fear my friends because the most they can do is betray me. But I have much to fear from people who are indifferent. " Agree or disagree? Theres a lot of wisdom there...almost every "friend" I've ever had at some point has betrayed me and I've been attacked many times. It's indifference that leaves millions of people starving to death and without the ability to get medical care and so on. Yet ask almost anyone if they think children should be well cared for and they always answer yes. ...but not by ME!...

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Do you enjoy shopping for the holidays, or not at all? I DON'T shop for holidays because i never celebrate them. They're designed for one thing and one thing ONLY...to make someone else rich and that is NOT my job.

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Do you care if your clothes are made of "organic" or "sustainable" fabrics? Very slightly vaguely sustainable but I'm damned sure not going to freeze if they aren't.. Yes, I would kill an animal if it means me freezing to death, but wouldn't just to look "pretty" in fur.

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Whats your favorite color of lights during the holidays(mine is blue) Black when all the lights are finally turned off and all the idiots go home to pay the useless bills they racked up..

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I keep forgetting. What does RSVP stand for when sending out an invitation? Remember you Stupid Vampires...Please respond or you ain't gettin in!

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Do you tend to be overdressed or under dressed at parties? I don't waste time with phony party goers who just have to be the "life of the party"... Parties make me feel like wringing necks.. Yeah, I know..a regular blast I am..

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We have a big party every year with approx 90 people. Everyone brings a dish yet there are many expenses that we have to pay to make this event a success. Is it acceptable to have a bowl labeled donations to help us with some of these costs? You do the inviting.. you do they paying. You don't wanna pay, don't invite. Let someone else do it next time.. Your presence isn't THAT important that NOBODY else will live without it now is it?

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What would you do if you found someone had crashed your party? Start singing.. "It's mah potty and I'll crap if i want to..." then tell em to either shit or get off the pot..

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What is the proper etiquette for signing a gift card when giving the boss a gift in a small office? Should those who never contribute be allowed to sign the card? The ultimate concern is how the boss would feel if not all signed the card. "Here ya cheap bastard..I paid for it and not those other cheap bastards so give me a raise or I'll burn your damned house down." Works for me. ;)

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Would you consider this a holiday miracle? see link No, just someone doing the right thing..I've done similar things and nobody ever called me a "miracle worker" because, well...I'm a damned miracle worker..not a doctor!

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I agreed to ride in a limo to prom with a group of people. I made the down payment, but now I realized that I really don't want to go with those people. Is there a way I can politely get out of the situation? Yeah...say, "I'm not going..now give my money back or I'll break your legs." Honesty isn't always polite. I prefer honesty over phony politeness.

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What not to do at a works christmas party? What NOT to do? Bother going.. waste of time and complete lack of sincerity.

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Will Obama's economic policies pull us out of this recession or make it worse? It doesn't really matter who is in office anymore because neither party can rely on their own party to back the needs of the nation. Instead elected officials get most of their campaign financing from outside their parties, outside their districts paid by so called "special interest" or to put it more bluntly, corporations who stand to gain or lose depending on how...

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Is it getting harder to discern people nowadays-whether they are good or bad? No...the pigs are the bad ones..the people who believe that IF they have lots of money they inherently deserve much more than anyone else. They're real easy to spot..it's always ME 1st.. I don't want to have to wait for ANYTHING ever even if it means millions die ahead of ME.. A whole generation of them are out there...the ME generation and they would just as soon suck your...

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What was your worst defeat in life? Birth.. It's a losing proposition because every man, woman and child dies and not a single one of us will get to take any of it with us.

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Why some people always complains about life? Because our world was sold a bill of sale to think that ONLY those WITH are deserving of happiness and those without should be happy to be stuck in shit for life and serve those who have the shit. Revolution is coming rich kids.. Your necks will be the first to go once it does.

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Can there be ever a situation where death is a better option than life? A world that has the mindset where poor people aren't worth anything at all, undeserving of the basic needs of life from food, medical care, roof over our heads or even basic human dignity, but if you have a good job, good credit, etc then you're worth millions times more to society than those who don't. I prefer death to this world, but when I try they drag me back in then tell...

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Do you know any good websites for info on Rick Merser's childhood? www.who-gives-a-shit.com?

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What do you do to make the world a better place to live? try to stay the hell out of its way so not to get trampled by the overwhelming viciousness of it all..

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How was your holiday weekend? Like every other days of my life for the most part..

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Why do you think we need money? I think it is due to peoples greed. Money is a whole lot easier than having to dig your own gold mine for a loaf of bread or whatever..what's the alternative? Load up a semi or jet full of different things and hope the store wants something you have? Not an efficient way to live in a global world..

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Are you smart enough to answer any five of my questions? No because there is only one generalized question regarding non-existent question(s).. That's above my pay grade..

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What holiday you think shouldnt be a holiday? All of them.. People might as well be sheep buying these faked up "special marketing dayz"..

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When do you start decorating for the holidays? Let me check my appointment calendar... Ohhhh... NEVER!

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Do you beleive in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or some other "fictional" character related to a holiday? If not, when did you stop beleiving if you ever did beleive? What? Some fat guy doesn't "really" live in the north pole on a frozen ocean making toys ONLY for the brown nosing kids? What happens to "Santaland" during the summer months when the poles are thawing from global warming? Oh, that's right... the SantaSub... How naive of me..

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Are you a praying person? Oh yeah...every day.. "Dear gawd...please be imaginary...You really suck shit if you're real"

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Have you ever prayed to an ordinary person? Praying to a cup of coffee or a garden hose is about as effective to praying to an imaginary god..Ever heard of the milk jug theory?

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If prayer even remotely works, why is it still allowed in the olympics? Olympics does not allow ANYTHING that will give ANY kind of advantage. I still wonder why football or other teams pray to win.. I watch games all the time where the scores sort of see-saw back and forth AS IF some magic god just can't decide who's gonna really win.. "OK, red team wins... No wait! Blue team... No...red..hold on...blue.. Blue, Red.. Oh crap..I just can't decide!"

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Does any 1 say a special prayer before going 2 bed? Now I lay me down to sleep...I pray the lord my soul to keep..If I die before I wake then GOD SUCKS.. That's as good as it'll ever get.. Imagination does wonders, huh?

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I may be an atheist-but would you pray for me, really hard tonight? i might be an agnostic cause that sounds like an aggravated atheist. i am serious. i need a ton o' prayers for my health tonight. am i worth it? not yet..... How does one "pray harder" than anyone else? Is it kind of like grunting out a really hard turd? "Dear... gggggggggggggg-od... wheeeew!"

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Do the holidays make you feel depressed or happy? Neutral.. I've completely stopped caring about the whole phoniness of it. I buy nothing and accept nothing for x-mess(in my pants)

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What would be the best present to buy for mt girlfriend for xmas? The reality that x-mess is a total waste of time, resources and money designed to make a few elite rich fuckers richer while fooling the public into buying all that crap out of phony guilt that if you don't buy enough crap then you must not LUVVVV them enough.. Want to show you love her? Stop wasting money on that useless crap. if she doesn't buy that then she's not worth the...

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Should we cut down on the number of Christmas gifts we give? I cut it down to zero this past 6-7 yrs. I don't buy them and don't accept them because it's a complete waste of resources and money being shipped to a communist nation, namely China all in the phony name of some dead zombie named kryst... It's completely meaningless, unfettered greed, debt and phony guilt laid on the gullible.

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Are you really dreaming of a white Christmas? It has to be shoveled, driven in and removed from the streets. I hate snow and hate that phony nonsense idea that I somehow am obligated to buy a bunch of crap for ungrateful people every year. To answer the question.. NOT IN THE LEAST do i want snow for any reason whatever.

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What do you think biggest beauty mistake women make? Thinking that when you hit 80 and everything is dragging on the carpet there will still be a bunch of young guys drooling over your old decrepit carcass.. Think I'm wrong? Go ask grandma. ;) By the way...it happens to men too.. I know..I'm living in that nightmare.

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Is there a difference between anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams? None whatsoever.. It's all based on a fantasy that you won't get old someday.. Here's a sad fact for all you ladies out there and guys.. GET OLD OR DIE! You don't have any other options in life. ;)

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Obama is traveling the world bowing to everybody... my question is; How low can he go? Instead we won't suck some tin-pot dictators cock like Bush did? How rich can you abortion wannabes get?

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Will there ever be peace on Earth? Note till every last human is exterminated...then there might, but in all likelihood some different species will take our places.

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You can really feel the devils infuence now... isnt the world so messed up? Here's the problem.. You have an easy scapegoat called "The devil", some imaginary none entity when the reality is we're sold this idea that capitalism is great, but always forget about the long term repercussions of capitalism and it's inherent evil, greed and easy ability to exploit the masses for the benefit of a few. In another 100 years the human race will be...

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How much time do we give to the Lord-when we are sleeping one third of our lives, working another one third and whiling away the rest? (8 hours sleeping , 8 hours working and rest eating and making merry) I give no time to figments of other peoples imaginations.. "The Lord" is just a fantasy, but keep on dreaming.

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Could a financial meltdown happen again? Not only could be, but bet your life it'll happen again because the same shitheads are supposedly fixing it...for themselves now.

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Which parts of the world are in recession as of August 2009? All of it except DC and Wall St and Beijing China

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If there were a massive march on Washington, what do you think it should be about? Use of guillotines to behead BILLIONAIRES one by one...no..fuck that.. 100 at a shot.. MILLIONS upon MILLIONS would show up and cheer then..the little piss ant teabaggers would look like the piss ants they are..

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When did Americans decide that everybody should have what rich people have even if you don't have the money to buy it, and if rich people have more than you have the government should take it from the rich people and give it to you? We didn't, but we should just yank the fuckers out in the streets and start beheading the bastards with BILLIONS of dollars.. No human should be allowed to pig THAT FUCKING much for themselves..

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Many liberals and libertarians say that drug abuse is a victimless crime and should not be illegal, and that people are free to make their own bad choices. Does this mean we should legalize all drugs, including cocaine and heroin? As a former heroin addict.. ABSOLUTELY they should be perfectly legal, but they're kept illegal to fuel and make money for the people who sell it illegally. It keeps the prices artificially high.. (no pun intended) People who think heroin addicts keep dope peddlers in business don't know that opium can be grown in all 50 states and in every nation in Europe. It's not only a warm...

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Would Palin be better for us than Obama Sure..then we could hunt people from airplanes.. on freeways..

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Which country do you think will be super power of the world after 20 years? China.. in another 30 yrs they will be THE gummit..globally. No retirement..no social services, no nothing for anyone.. 50% tax rate everywhere.. You'll starve to DEATH when things go wrong.. See how bright things are looking kids?

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Should the government decide how welfare recipients should use their money? No...fuck em.. spend it how you want.. If you borrowed or bummed $10 from me should I have the right to follow you around to make sure you "invest" it properly? Fucking poor people have enough shit heaped on em.. sure as fuck don't need a gummit asshole following every step around..

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Is the global financial crisis over? nah..it never started..it was just a spoof so banks could squeeze everyone for 100 billion more each.. I don't care anymore.. I'll be long dead before they ever start letting poor folks live right again.

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Should billionaires pay for the jobless recovery? Of course not.. you don't expect a billionaire to have to suffer with say...several MILLION do you? They might have to go on foodstamps and THEN whose gonna pay for all THAT food? You think some poor family buying a steak once a month with food stamps was bad just think how pissed you'll be to see Bill Gates buying steaks with foodstamps! I dare say NOT!

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Is the 2009 recovery stalling? my recovery never started.. i was broke before it ever began..i don't see no difference..

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What was behind the 2008 crash? godidit..

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Why do so many atheists hang out in the Christian catagories? Me? i just like fucking with Xtians cuz i can. ;)

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What is the best way to start the road to Christ? It's in NJ on Palisade Ave..Jersey City NJ... Christ Hospital.. closest i can find.. look it up on mapsco

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I still believe that the USA is the: most giving most loving most free country in the world. Am I wrong? The US is only the best at propaganda and oh yeah,,,bombing the shit out of other people then telling us why we should be doing it 10,000 miles away.. Can you feel the love?

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WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THOSE DOMES THAT WHERE SOLD FROM THE DOME VILLAGE? dunno aboiut that, but you can build a dome yourself fairly easy.. domes are one of the easiest structures to build..do a little research

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If we are really brave and strong and others look up to us as leaders in the world, why are we afraid of so much? It's just a myth we're feed so young men will join the military and citizens will keep paying taxes.. Other than that we're just like everyone else around the world.. Every nation tells their citizens how strong they are.. it's simple propaganda 101.

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Should there be candidate quota legislation to bring more women into politics? No...no quotas, but I would like to see more intelligent women in politics instead of the republican bimbos they stick up in front of the cameras who are supposed to be pretty, but look like hamburger with a Halloween costume glued to the head.

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What countries do not adhere to separation of state and church? US is one.. Even though we're supposed to have that separation it's not adhered to and some here want nothing more than to create a theocracy with the front of the "republican" party as its store front and a hangman's noose as the symbol.

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Do you think education makes people think they are better than other people or does it infact make them better than other people because they show initiative. Education doesn't make anyone any better than someone who never went to school. My grandmother never went to school and was a great woman.. Education is highly over rated. It benefits society, but doesn't make one person one iota better than another. I dropped out of college, but then I have never put someone out of their home and have never put thousands out of jobs. Now how does...

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What is the most powerfull thing in the world? I say its pussy Pussy? I see where your brain is at. Nobody goes to war to get laid and if they do they must be just as dumb as you.. Right now the most powerful is nuclear followed by oil then water then air (weather)...of course tectonic plates are pretty damned powerful.. ..in THAT order...maybe.

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Texas is seriously wanting to leave the union, if that happens who else...They are sick of the mexicans comming over the border and using our resources...I say have the minute men load up their guns and shoot those drug lords down, and everyone else to. You're seriously deluded.. I live in Irving and am NOT in the mood to live as a refugee in a war zone, but keep pushing your idiotic agenda.. You'll be one of the first they round up for execution if it ever happens..and thank goodness for that. In fact I'll tell all my Mexican friends to look for you first.. I'm sure they can find you through your ip address.. First rape,...

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Who do you think is the most trustworthy UK politician at the moment? Trustworthy and politician in the same sentence? You HAVE got to be kidding...right? I wouldn't trust a politician to hand me a roll of shit paper.

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If you could run for president of the United States, not having any knowledge of politics or never having held any sort of office, would you? What would you do differently? Or change? Find a different plan because first, I'm poor which automatically disqualifies me and I have a record and wouldn't want the job even if it were handed to me on a golden platter. But, if for some insane reason I were suddenly the president my first act would be to throw any republican who set foot near the whitehouse in the slammer.

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What is the real cause of Terrorism? terrorism n : the calculated use of violence (or threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimindation or coercion or instilling fear [syn: act of terrorism, act}] It's a poor mans war usually, but we use it too under the definitions of the word. Bombing of Hiroshima and...

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If the US deports the family of the Fort Hood shooter, will it be a deterrent against future terrorists attacks? After all, a lot of US families were affected. Moron..I'm sure there's been someone in your long line of family-billies that got a speeding ticket. Why not deport all of your family too? I hate speeders.

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What would happen if we fail in Afghanistan? First define what YOU mean by fail, not what the NewYorker defines it as. By fail do you mean just end the war? Get defeated in all combat by 'the enemy"? Exactly how is failure defined first and then and only then can anyone answer your question with any real intelligence.

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Under Bush we were attacked nine months into his presidency. Obama has gone ten months without an attack. Any thoughts? None.. we'll be "attacked" again, but if you're referring to 911 that is said to be done by terrorists from a cave somewhere, but it is also claimed to have been planned in Hamburg Germany. I don't fear Muslims near as much as i do the Chinese because they have far more resources and are far sneakier and have easy access. I digress. Terror as defined by the bushees is...

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Three well known conservatives Barr, Keene and Norquist say in an open letter Gitmo detainees would be fine in IL prison and warn GOP of 'Scaremongering'. What are your thoughts about the letter and the issue? The idea that any US prison is unsafe to keep "terrorists" in is utterly insane. Hell, if Manson can be kept locked up for the past 40 years then so can any so called terrorist and we wouldn't have to pay Haliburton to guard them

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Bush was flogged mercilessly for continuing to use haliburton (like clinton did)... Now acorn is getting contracts worth billions again! Nobody is complaining... What gives? Bush deserved to LITERALLY be flogged mercilessly.. You can't possibly think your nancy boy is going to get mercy here can you? Everyone knows the pukes think Washington is their personal Private Equity Firm they can simply hollow out like a shell to resell to the Chinese and call it democracy.. Hell, the pukes would like to rename democracy to something else because it sounds to much...

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In your opinion, who was the last great president of the 20th century? FDR by a long, long shot.. everyone after him have been pussies..even the commie Reagan who sold us off to China while claiming to be against the commies.

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I finally read the whole New Testament. How on earth can ANYONE reconcile capitalism and Christianity? It can't be done because Christinsanity is a fantasy while capitalism is just a theory that doesn't really work. Capitalism is sold to us as if we actually live with it, but we actually live in a manipulative system manipulated by "PEF's" Private equity firms that are leveraging our entire nation off to China who will also implode with us soon.. get ready for global...

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Why do atheist care about religion? This video should open your eyes to the ridiculous, backwards and utterly nonsensical laws that control our lives because of someone's religious beliefs. Five minutes of why! What are your thoughts on the video? I care about the holy rollers because as an atheist i don't want this nation and then by extension the rest of the world to become one big theocracy. Don't even try to say most Xtians, Muslims or any other religious group wouldn't want their church leaders to call all the shots.. They actually believe in that garbage and i don't so they need someone keeping the eye on their...

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What's getting worse? The economy which will never get better no matter who or which party is in power because the PEF's (private equity firms) have bought off all of Washington to cannibalize it and sell off to China.

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If the world had a butt hole where would it be/ You're it dumbass.

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Why did God blame Adam for the sins comitted by Eve in the garden of Eden? It's just a myth made up for idiots who can't tell reality from fantasy.

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Is there physical proof that Jesus existed? None whatsoever... All the crap written in the by-bull-shit was written long after his alleged death by people who wanted to rake in all the money of Europe at the time and now are raking it in all over the world spreading the same old, worn out myths.

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Why are eclairs so disastrous for dieters? HA! A small glass of water is now disastrous for anyone who requires nutrition to stay alive. The bigger question should be why is "glass of water" underlined in my answer to send you to "bing" to look up "glass of water"?

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For years fat people have been told the perils of obesity but they don't seem to listen. Would they listen more if it were said that fat would cause your hair to fall out, impotence in men, and teeth loss in women? I know what would and will cure this.. when the private equity firms blow our world economy to hell again and everyone begins to starve to death because nobody has a job to buy the crap sold in groceries. Very few people can figure out how to live on a small bag of rice or beans for a day much less a week and most people if they can't go to Micky D's will just slit their wrists and...

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I'm 6'4", 228 lbs and 28 years old. Can someone explain why, according to the BMI chart, I am considered overweight? I've been told my real BMI is 14.5%. It's gotten anymore than anyone who hasn't showered in the past 3 hours is considered dirty, smelly and should be shipped off to the islands of hell. If you put a pad of butter (not really butter, but just fake fat) on your baked genetically engineered potato and don't go out and run 20 miles then you're now a lard ass, lazy and an underachiever. If your baby hasn't...

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Can any Christian please tell me what came before God, and if your answer is that God has always been can you please explain that to me? I'm an atheist, but I can answer this one easy... Human imagination. As the joke says.. Gawd created man on the 6th day so on the 7th day he returned the favor.

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Atheists: what kind of god is the god you don't believe in? All of em...every stinking one. No wait..none exist so it's tough to not believe in things that don't exist...even harder to BELIEVE in them... Wow.. Now THAT REALLY takes a leap of....stupidity now doesn't it?

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If the sun orbited the planets what would change? Life would be sooooo much more goofy and infinitely fucked up.. just think...Theists (holy fucking rollers) would all shit their pants in delights screaming "WE WERE RIGHT! WE WERE RIGHT!", but of course they're just full of shit..

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Is the size of the universe even fathomable by the human mind? No. Absolutely not.. We can imagine it to be X-miles big, but it never ends. It doesn't even even "collapse" on itself because no matter how far anything could ever travel it's never gotten even a billions or even a trillionth of the way there (wherever there is) and that's an extreme understatement to the nth degree. Imagine looking in a microscope at a germ then...

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Is there any planet where humans can survive except earth?? what is it? We could survive on many planets IF we had the right equipment and space craft, but most you wouldn't wanna step foot on... Now in 100 or so years we might just head out to the stars instead of just looking, but it'll take a global effort and not just the US or the UK or Russia or China.. It'll take trillions and trillions or dollars, pounds, yen, whatever..... maybe after...

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In the atmosphere of Venus and Mars, carbon dioxide leads to a high surface temperature on one planet, yet fails to do so on the other. Why is this? It doesn't really matter being one is a few billion miles further from the sun plus we don't live on either. Also Mars has almost no atmosphere and its gravitational forces are real messed up. Mars was spattered by a huge comet millions of years ago. Venus wasn't.

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Why are so many people absolutely convinced that Obama started the recession? oh yeah...he was a freshman senator making it all happen..

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Why is it that everyone expects President Obama to be able to fix 8 years of Bush's mistakes in the short 1 year that he has been in office..should everyone maybe give the guy a little break? Because the right is looking for any excuse whatsoever to blow up and say, LOOK..FAILURE! WE TOLD YOU SO! But then again the left does the same thing. The right is just pissed off and making a stink because they aren't all getting their way most of the time even though the left has bent HUGELY to the right.. What pisses me off more than anything else is that Americans of all stripes...

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How frustrating is it to hear AB members complain about what the President is doing (or not doing) as if he passes legislation ALL BY HIMSELF? No president ever passes legislation ALL BY THEMSELVES.. that would be a dictator... You're living in a fantasy world

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What do you think about Obama today pretending to be a great president, like George W. Bush, who cares about fallen American soldiers? What do you want? A president, any president to come out and say, "Yeah, I suck."? You must be living in a real fantasy world.

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I'm really scared. I'm 32 and I am sick of fighting everyday for my happiness. I've exhausted my resources, i.e. therapy, medication. I've lost my job, and I'm battling alcoholism. Suicide is the only conclusion I keep coming to. HELP Alcohol is the great fooler that makes you think you're happy when all you are is drunk. Once you sober up you're back to square one. Skip the alcohol..give it up and if you need to medicate at least try something that doesn't give hangovers.. Hell, heroin is much better than alcohol, but it'll get you arrested quicker for no real good reason. There are all kinds of pain...

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I have searched internet for any site that discusses suicide for people that are neither terminally ill or depressed and can't find anything. This is obviously an uncomfortable issue to bring up with family/friends and don't know where to go for advice. http://www.chronicsuicidesupport.com/index.php Good place.. We're often forced against our wishes to remain alive yet if we commit some horrific crime and kill several people society is ever so happy to end your life painlessly and peacefully, but not after letting you rot in a hell hole called prison for a few years. it usually depends though on who you kill. If you kill a bunch of...

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What is the hardest life struggle you have overcome? Life itself which has no real point. We're put here without our consent then forced to remain alive if we become suicidal. Yet if we commit some horrific crime and kill several people society is ever so happy to stick a needle in our arms and let us expire quietly and peacefully. And I'm mentally ill? I think not..

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Why are people so stupid, I mean what makes you stupid when you think you're actually smart, but you're not....you're really just stupid? As if anyone really gives a shit? Most of the world couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions stamped on the heel.. So you think you're smarter than the vast majority of the rest of the drones who read their by-bull*shits once a year and listens to the alleged "holy men" who are about as holy as my socks..?

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What age do you consider old? The second you leave the birth canal you're getting old.. EVERYONE is getting old.. The rules to life? Get old or die. Anyone who thinks they're not getting old is a mere fool full of self delusion. Get old or die is it.. You have no other options...anyone who thinks differently is just dreaming of grandeur.

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Can you think of a better reason to be an atheist than the following video? WARNING! GRAPHIC XTIAN VIOLENCE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvurX-VMDsk&feature=player_embedded to bad most images never work..maybe this one does..the original is all right wing drivel..all liberal thought squashed..as if it's ALL the devils work.. yeah, right...

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Why does it seem that some theists dislike people who don't believe in a god more than those people that worship the devil? Some people like being morons.. best reason I can think of..

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Can you think of a better reason to be an atheist than the following video? WARNING! GRAPHIC XTIAN VIOLENCE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvurX-VMDsk&feature=player_embedded Sorry, If you can't grab the link you can see it here as well: http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums/index.php?topic=10058.0

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If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be? A few, but I'm not saying.. Probably a certain lady, but I don't wanna disappoint her so being such a skinny geekoid.. Oh well.. Maybe next life.

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What is the first thing you think of when i say rope? Dickhead Cheney hanging from one..

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After watching a REALLY SCARY MOVIE, you are just a little bit on edge; True or False? Not in the least true.. It's fake crap.. I have NEVER seen blood come out of shower faucets or down walls out of the blue and all the macho bullshit with people blowing people across the room with bullets is also bullshit.. Last time I was scared by a movie was when i was a kid with war of the worlds, but hell..I was 7..

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What are some things you should not do so you do not go blind? don't stab self in the eyes with sharp sticks is a good start..

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You go to bed your a man...wake up your a female how would you deal with it would you be happier with the new you Just be a cross dresser the rest of my life because I have no womens clothes ...no wait..yes i do.. my ex left all hers behind when she left.. I guess i could squeeze into clothes 14 sizes to small..

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What countries "accent" do you like the best? None.. I hate accents except salt on my food.

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Never Turn Your Back On ....................? Anyone who claims to be more caring than other people because they're liars in almost every case and will rob you blind or stab you in the back or both.

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What did the last note or list you made for yourself say? Note: Stop making notes to self that I'll never read until trash day!

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Is it true that only boring people get bored I get bored by all the people who think they're entertaining when all they really are are arrogant assholes with the LOOK AT MEEE attitude...fuck em..

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Life is a __________? Total waste of time because you're all gonna die in the end anyway..

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Doctor, while I am here, will you take a look at my _____________________? Car? It's coughing and wheezing.. It's a brand new 2009 Piece of SHIT! Deluxe model..

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I NEED to go home and do 2 loads of laundry, & 2 loads of dishes, but what I really WANT to do is___________? Just beat the shit out of whoever made that goddamned mess in the first place!

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What's In your Car Ash-Tray? Earth.. I don't have one now..

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Why should kids visit your house for Halloween (trick-or-treat)? they probably stink and i can wash em off with the garden hose when i spray them as they come by.

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What is a bad thing to say to a young lady showing off her newborn? Just how constipated were you anyway? DAMNED!

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Lord of the ___________. (fill in the blank ?) Big Lie!

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How might the use of state propaganda in developing countries affect the economic and social development? The same way it works here in the US. Keep telling the same lie over and over and over till everyone believes it even if it hurts them.. Religion is a good example. It's nothing but propaganda and followers of religion believe the magic sky daddy will save them from all the "bad people" and they keep selling that story over and over and over even though nobody has EVER, EVER...

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Is the US economy going into a recession? A little late now, but we're there, and they keep it hidden from us. The "markets" have been selling derivatives to the tune of around 900 TRILLION bucks which are basically insurance policies against stock loss, but..it's so unregulated that they sell multiple, multiple policies over and over against the same losses. (Wall Street loves this.. they can keep selling the same...

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Why is the number "69" considered a "sexy" number? because 70 just didn't cut it

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A Welsh council just changed the name of a traditional pudding from "spotted dick" to "spotted Richard."(really) what do AB'ers think? Oh my goodness.. Next thing you know swearing by saying "fuck you" will be changed to "act of reproduction you!"

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Is there somthing you can do that it seems no one else can no matter how hard they try? Imitate Porky Pig..nobody else seems to be able, but I've always been able to. ;)

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Is it Ok to call an older person just by their Name? as opposed to what? I'm older and as long as I'm not called late for supper I don't care.

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What is today? the day after yesterday...

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How do you think you will be spending Christmas this year? Doing exactly what I'm doing right now...nothing. I'm an atheist so xmas has no meaning to me whatsoever.

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If I get one more question or answer downrated, I'm going to ___________________? Not care one iota.. I don't care about such trivial things..

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If I say " rubber gloves." what comes to mind? For some reason some woman laying in bed saying "I'm cleaning my oven"...don't ask ;)

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What will happen if a guy gets circumcised later in life and not when he's a baby? To bad more republicans don't have their brains (what little brains they actually have) circumcised to make them more..ummm..understanding..

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If you're a man, and you're circumcised, do you have any regrets or negative feelings about that? Oh yeah... I had it put in a jar so someday i can get it reinstalled soon as i can afford the operation, but I want it tattooed before I have that done with a picture of a heart with "Mom" on a scroll type thing..don't forget the arrow through it!

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Circumcisized or uncircumcisized? Which do you prefer? I had it snipped at birth so I prefer circumcised only because I have no option.. I don't know what they did with the leftovers or I would have it reinstalled then painted candy apple red with flames shooting out the sides! Ooops..don't forget the side pipes and have my balls swapped for slicks with chromed rims!

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Do you have a "diet" buddy? Yeah, my best friend named "Starvation".. The problem is he's so sick and skinny he can't stand up or even swallow anymore. I think my "buddy" is gonna die... OH NO!

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B- blood Where is it most commonly found Under the letter B...close to buffoons!

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If my arm itches under my cast why do doctors advise against sticking a coat hanger or other object under it to scratch? What else can I do? I dunno.. why would a doctor advise you to not jab sharp, dirty objects into your own skin? It's a total mystery to me too!

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How the method to remember somethings easily? Do what the "holier than thou's" do.. Take a whip and beat yourself across your own back every time you forget something and say "I repent! I repent!" then the magic almighty boogie man will magically make you remember.

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Do you think that more suffering or good has been wrought on the Earth in "the name of Jesus?" Religion in general, Christinsanity included has brought little more than suffering world wide. The occasional good deed is then hyped up for the big lie of how wonderful it all is. Extremist of all "faiths" tell the very same lie as moderates do.. It's our way of the hiway to hell.. Now how could that possibly be on the side of good?

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If humans operate at a higher consciousness than lets say cockroaches, would it be correct to assume that we are "gods" to them? If so than assuming there is a being with higher consciousness than humans would this entity be considered a "god"? Humans invented god(s), but where you fail is that cockroaches didn't invent us. Those who think humans are superior than cockroaches live an arrogant existence too. There are infinitely more cockroaches than humans and in fact, pound for pound insects outnumber all human life by a factor of well over 10,000 to 1. Insects will inherit the earth while humans will force ourselves extinct....

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Why is it that those who don't believe in religion (Agnostics) are considered Atheists even though they do believe in a higher power of some sort? It's simple really.. Some people don't know their rectum from a hole in the ground and have some goofy idea that the boogieman is going to just "appear" and say "See? I told you so...I told you so!" like this magic boogieman, god is secretly writing Lush Limpballs books for him too.. "I told you so".. what utter hogwash!

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Do you consider religious agnosticism a cop out, a refusal to pick one side (religion vs atheism), or do you think it is a valid system of beliefs? It's not a belief system at all..it just says, "I dunno" If it were then saying 'I dunno if I'll win the lotto tomorrow' would also be a belief system. It IS a cop out of sorts and should be stricken from our language. "I don't know if I'll win the lotto tomorrow" has no name so why should not knowing anything else have a name?

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I was baptised when I was a baby. How do I get de-baptised since I am now an agnostic? Stand up straight, look at the nearest church and repeat after me, "Yer all full of shit! Yer all full of shit!" You'll officially be debaptized.. It's THAT easy. ;)

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What, in the Bible, is actually true? That doesn't rely purely on faith? I think maybe the publishing company...like "litho in USA" maybe, but more than likely they're printed in China in sweat shops..

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Would you ever turn to a vegetarian to advance spiritually? Spirituality is just wishful thinking. Gee, I wish some magic spook was wonderful and made all the bad things go away! Ain't happening doods.

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What 'signs' do people cite when asserting that the end of the world is about to happen? What real life events do they use as evidence, and is the evidence valid? Funny faces on a Dorito MUST be THE sign! If you open a bag of Doritos and find a face on one BEWARE! The end is near! The sky's will open up and billions of tons of Doritos will fall from the hevuns killing trillions of people at once and the savior, the CEO of the company that makes Doritos will speak and say, "See? I told you soooooo!" Oh yeah...forgot toast too.. It might...

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Some say that aborted fetuses go to Hell, since they've never had a chance to do what is required to reach salvation. Is this true? Just another excuse to ban perfectly legal and useful laws that upset the people who believe in self justifiable murder of human rights.

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People in authority and power get so upset so easily why and especially when the accusations are true they get even worse.Does this have to do with like reputation.Its why you dogging me man? Rephrase your question to make sense otherwise you make no sense. No wonder authorities get upset with you.

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What do you do when you know someone is lying to you? Do you call them on it, or let them think you the fool? ( I love letting people think they've out smarted me) Short answer: I have nothing to do with them again because i know they lie always. Never trust a liar. They've already proven themselves untrustworthy.

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How can you tell when you're lying to yourself? The first sign..belief in invisible, imaginary gods.. praying is the first clue when you justify talking to the walls.

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Can you tell if someone is dangerous by looking at their face? I look dangerous, but I'm not so no.. looks are almost always deceiving. People assume I'm a thief..another falsehood. People assume I lie..still not true. People assume I pray.. I never do. Remember the old saying? When you assume you make an ass out of u and me.

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How can i stop being jealous of girls that my bf talks to? i know there is no harm in it but i'm sooo worried hes gonna leave me Try paranoia on for size. No wait.. you're paranoia impaired.

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If you tell a lie, then admit to lying, does the lie still count? Yes.. Lie to me once and I assume you're always a liar so don't bother trying to patch up your bullshit with me. I won't buy it.

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What three words sum up how u feel when some 1 lies to you I assume most everyone is lying to me at all times unless they prove otherwise first. Can't put it in 3 words.. sorry. There are few exceptions like my dad, but not many.

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Don't you hate it how, people can't hear your voice or see your facial expressions so you have to use little symbols or expressions to show that you are just joking, laughing, etc? Nope..It doesn't phase me one iota. I just write what i want. If they don't get it then tough shit.. Move on then. ;)

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If I were to create a plot to destroy the world, would you still be my friend? We're not friends now so plot away and we'll still not be friends. No loss either way.

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I CANT stop living in the past. I had many hardships in life and at the age of 24 I am just now graduating from college do to my stupid behavior. I am so angry at myself...I sometimes just want to die seeing my friends already successful. How do I LET GO? Stop the poor me thing.. Realize that nobody gives a shit except you and your own downgrading gets you utterly nothing. I know because i spend way to many years doing the exact same thing. Here I am at 50, no degree, broke and unemployed. That's life. it sucks then ya die and that's it. Degree or no degree life will suck just as much as if your "friends" care or not. Find...

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Richard Dawkins says: Belief in god comes from the "Worship of Gaps" - whenever something is currently unexplainable through empirical methods (gap in knowledge), it's existence must be the work of Gods. Can anyone come up with a more perfect explanation? That's just a fancy way of saying that if you don't know how something happens then goditit.

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Why would an atheist, unlike most "live and let live" non-believers, stridently plead with, then scream at, believers to wake up and clue in to his personal belief that God is a hoax? Different strokes for different folks. I've never physically gotten into anyones face to insist god is imaginary unless they first get in my face telling me I better pray or else. Live and let live covers much more ground than just life/afterlife. If you go out and fuck a chicken..go for it, but stay away from my chicken coup. I don't want chicken aids. ;)

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Atheists-would you like to go to heaven or hell? Why or why not? Neither. Neither are real. They're both imaginary and I have never gone to a single imaginary place and have serious doubts I'm about to start.

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Is it true that no hotel in America has the number 666 on the door? Nope..just a myth and entirely optional for the hotel owners..

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What is the greatest spiritual experience that you have ever experienced in God? When I finally realized god is entirely imaginary. http://www.youtube.com/user/GIIVideo

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Have you ever seen an angel and if yes what did it look like and how did you feel? No because all of that nonsense is completely imaginary. http://godisimaginary.com http://whywontgodhealamputees.com http://atheistthinktank.net

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Do you think Sharia law is just misunderstood? The western media usually shows only the extremes which are insane. It's very misunderstood and insane both, but so is christinsanity law too. Both are completely insane and based on superstitious bullshit.

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If someone is feeling anxious, depressed or suicidal for an unknown reason, would you recommend any specific passages in the Bible to help them feel better? Amen..put the stupid book away and realize it's all imaginary.. works for me.

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What's the best religion? None.. They're all based on invisible boogie men.

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Do you like discussing politics? Only with people who don't think they're in a pissing contest. I refuse to get in a pissing match with a dick head or a stink contest with a shit pile. ;)

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I bought a 92 oldsmobile 98 regency elite and it cuts off and it takes about an hour to restart what could be the problem and how do I fix it You didn't give enough info to give a proper answer so it could be any of several things.. It could be a short, low battery, gas leak or air in a line..over heating... You need to be more specific.

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When you are giving out halloween candy do you give the best candy for excellent costumes, the average candy for well average, and then the crappy kind for the rude kids or 2nd comers? I just give candy to the little kids equally and tell teenagers to go get a job.

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My computer says you got mail, so i went out to my mailbox and opend it and nothing there, why is my computer lien to me? No..You just can't spell. Email never has a lien on anything. That would be something that you owe money to. Do you owe email money? Oh, that's right..Email holds the lien on your car.. Learn to spell and read or you're be broke forever.

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What's the point...? Nothing..In 1000 years there won't be a breathing thing alive that will remember your name which is true of 99.999999999% of the population of all humanity throughout history.

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Do you believe in the supernatural? None whatsoever. It's entirely imaginary.

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Did you hear that Obama has officially won everything? Not officially, but he has done more good for our nation and the world in 9 months than his predecessor did in 8 yrs.

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What is the longest bus journey you have ever made? LA to Ohio was the longest in miles.. Montana to Ohio the longest in life. I had ferengitus (bad flu..spelled wrong..dead of winter below zero the whole trip..:p) and thought I was gonna DIE plus had to stand for 200 miles at one stretch.. That sucked..

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HI I'M MY AUNT WHATS TO COME TO POMONA CA. SHES FROM TIJUANA. SHE WANT TO COME ON BUS DOES SHE STILL NEED A PASSPORT? No...you don't need passports to travel across the US Mexico border..or didn't last time I checked.. Call naturalization and immigration to be sure though.. Most likely need a travel visa and if she wants to stay apply for immigration or risk being sent back..

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What is your view on a 16 year old boy and a 12 year old girl dating? Molestation in the waiting..nothing more can be expected from that outcome.

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How do you feel about this group of people that is suing the Obama administration over embryonic stem cell research? religious fundamentalism is saying that a completely unproven, unknowable and invisible and untrue idea should somehow trump proven science? I truly hope the courts laugh them out and tell them to go molest some kids somewhere and stop bothering the rest of the progressive world. Soon as they take back up child molestation again they lock their asses up where they belong.

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Have you ever been to a mental hospital? Or do you know anyone who has been? Yes and yes.. My business...next question?

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What does a sphincter tase like? Lick your lips.. You'll find out then soon as you do that go borrow your mommies dictionary and look up the word taste.

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Early man could make fire with rocks. If you were thrown out into the jungle with nothing but a loincloth, would you be able to make fire? Have we actually 'devolved' in certain ways? No, early man didn't make fire with rocks. Rocks didn't burn then and still don't burn unless you're able to produce lava.. They did like we still do and rub flint against steal like we do to this day with bic lighters.. Yup..de-evolution for sure...at least on your part.

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Is it normal to dislike ugly people? Is it normal to dislike yourself? Not really, but a lot of other people dislike you so why not join the club? ;)

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Is there a real compulsion for pulling hair out of drains, cleaning out pipes, etc.? My mother has this sickness. You mean she either has to pull that nasty shit out or she thinks someone else should do it and uses the excuse that it makes her sick?

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What is the best thing about being a teenager? the numbers between 12 and 20...other than that ...you just ain't an old fart yet and you'll be lucky to hit 30 so don't start bragging quite yet.

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Imagine; a world without religion. No crusades, witch hunts, 9/11, Inquisition., etc. Would the world be a better place? Righto.. 9-11 was a religion based event. No wait..a gummit based event...same thing.

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(For all those who DON'T believe in God) No disrespect, but please help me understand. If you DON'T believe in God--then (to you) he doesn't exist. If he DOESN'T exist--who/what is it you DON'T believe in? (Can't be "God"--he doesn't exist, right?) You don't believe in giving me your house and all your money for life.. So what is it then that you don't believe if your won't give me those things? DAMNED FOOL!

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Atheists: For you, what does the acronym TGIF stand for? Take God Insert it up your Fucking rectum? I dunno.. You tell me.

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When one reads stories like this one about the one-legged Dove and the orphaned Bunnies [click on the link, below this question], how can Atheists continue to claim that a Gawd never existed? (It just seems so "illogical" of them, doesn't it?) Well, it shows a mothers love, but what about the evil fucking asshole god that took the doves leg or killed the bunnies mother?

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Why does everyone get freaked out when i tell them i am a strong positive atheist? I don't care what people think of my atheism.. If they freak out I freak right back at them and make them show me their god. Whereis the big fuck anyway? Hiding behind a Bush somewhere?

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They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Why do I feel so irritated when my enemy imitates me? I live life like this: Don't like me? go buy a ticket to stand in line to not like me. I stopped letting people like that bug me. Unless she's stealing from you don't worry..let it be her problem and not yours OR..get over yourself. It could be your own ego getting in the way thinking others would want to be like you when they could really care less. I suspect it's the...

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I have decided to punch a kid who has always made fun of me. The only times I see him are at football and in school but I am afraid i would get in trouble if I did it at those places. What should I do? I was the little kid early in school, but grew like weed from 7th to 9th and by the time I was 15 I was bigger and stronger than most everyone else so I beat the snot out of a few who deserved it, but what did it ever get me? Absolutely nothing. I'm 50 now and I'm sure many of them would just love to beat me senseless if they could, but most have long forgotten about it. Let it go...

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I am going to be 40 next month. What percentage of the world's population is older than me? Where would I have been ten years ago, and how far up the scale will I have moved in ten years? roughly half.. there was a HUGE surge in births post WWII and a large number are still alive like me. The world is aging rapidly and by percentages few people have large families except in the middle east and areas where fundamentalism exists because they still have some fucked up idea that the earth hasn't been populated enough to suit their imaginary god. Most modern societies are aging...

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Why do public restrooms in the United States always have a gap between the door and the frame so that, unlike in other countries, the person using the toilet can be seen from outside? Oh get over yourself.. Will you melt if someone sees you taking a shit? You better hope you never get dragged to a slave labor camp by the right wing governments that the pukes would love to build in the US or every other nation for that matter.

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Does anyone agree that life is too damn short to be filled with drama and nonsense? You mean like the "rapture" foolishness and believing in 2000 yr old rotted corpse zombies coming back to life to bring "salvation"? Absolutely.. Yes, WAYYYY to short for that kind of garbage bullshit.

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Have you ever been out in an isolated place, not expecting to see anyone and someones come up behind you and said hello? What was your reaction? Happens all the time especially when sitting on a bus..no wait.. most city buses aren't all that isolated. Yes, of course it's happened, but I don't freak out to easily.

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Do you expect to see another world war in your lifetime? yup..no doubt...well, maybe not. I'm 50 in poor health.. I don't expect to live a lot longer.

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Would you play Tiny Tim's music during a church service? Tiptoe through the tulips..?. Why do these cretins think that's so bad? Tiny Tim sang songs about love and understanding.. Oh, I know..that's sooooo ungodly isn't it? I don't go to churches, but if I did then sure, why not? I see nothing wrong about singing in a high voice to a ukulele. It's certainly no worse than heavy metal xtian "muzak" where the wannabe...

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If i decided i wanted to go to church this sunday can i just show up? It depends on what church and how you're dressed. Dress in old ragged clothes smelling like a dumpster then show up in some high brow church in the "Reich" part of town and you'll likely spend the rest of the day in jail.

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What do you think the world will be like in 100 years? Walk outside and picture it pretty much like now except you'll need an oxygen generator to breath. Technology will advance and the same assholes will still rules over us like the "lords" they like to fashion themselves as and anyone without their own personal oxygen machine that extracts whatever is left simply dies and the self appointed "lords" will have them shoveled...

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Congress is FINALLY going to pass health care reform. Do you favor a "public option?" Why or why not? I favor PO because one reason..I trust the public far more than I trust an insurance company.

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Shouldn't our health care system be a non-profit system ? getting rich off of the backs of sick people just doesn't seem wright ! Well, Bob, I agree for the most part, but some people want bologna sandwiches and some people want sautéed doe doe birds with Rino brains on the side so the insurance companies would rather supply the doe doe birds than bologna sandwiches.. Also, you catch more flies with honey and you also catch more good answers if you spell using the correct form of right instead of wright. The...

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Why cain't we have free and honest competition in the health insurance industry? The ONLY people insurance companies put interest in keeping healthy are their stock holders. Once a paying customer becomes "not healthy" they currently have the option of kicking them out as a customer. It's like buying dope on the street. Imagine if all dope dealers had a law saying they could cherry pick any customer they want..they pick the guy with a huge habit who pays...

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Do you think that someone should go to jail for up to a year for not buying health insurance? I think it's insulting to the American people. Read this more carefully than making blanket statements. I thought the same thing, but people will get either tax breaks or subsidies to buy health care. Most people are already covered at work so it doesn't effect them. It won't effect poor people unless they don't want to bother applying for the subsidies and then even then nobody will run straight to your house to toss you in...

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How can atheists make an absolute statement (God doesn't exist) without absolute knowledge? The only way anyone will ever be able to say with 100% certainty is to die all the way DEAD, not "near death, but run over by a damned steam roller dead then hop right up in front of EVERYONE, say at the superbowl or the world cup on TV while most of the world is watching then get up all flattened bloody raw like, crushed bones and all then say, "Yes, X is true.. Been there, done it!...

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Why don't atheists ever find images and writings in food? Would it help if they were more delusional? I saw stars once so it must have been the devil taking the world over.. YIPPIE! Satan's only killed 10 people, but good ol god on the other hand...UNLIMITED!

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Do you think there will be mass suicide within the 24 hours before 12/12/12 because of the supposed, "doomsday"? Considering people who believe in it, some may not want to experience it. Let's hope so! I just hope they're not also homicidal too.

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Where is Heaven located at? This is your brain on hevun...http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L_ESZddkT7Q/RzlJZ7hvSvI/AAAAAAAAADI/laFb4qS_3qg/s320/fMri.jpg Any questions?

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In heaven, who or what on earth would miss most? Good porn, whiskey, reality, Satanic rituals, getting my pole polished, long, sloppy blow jobs.. Want a real list or just the big things?

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What is something you would NOT see at a church? Someone who isn't afraid to ask questions about belief. Most sit there sucking it all in like sponges with zero brains. When was the last time you saw someone in church stand up and say, "WTF is wrong with you idiots? Why would you want to symbolically eat the rotten flesh of a 2000 year old zombie or drink the rancid blood of a 2000 yr old zombie? Are you all INSANE?" Sit down...

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The GOP likes to point to Texas as a model for how great Tort Reform is but in fact Texas health care is among the most expensive and dangerous in the nation. How can the GOP tout a failed model like Texas in good conscience? Tort reform is nothing but an excuse to allow the rich to fuck over the public with impunity. What they do is to limit the amount any single rich person can be sued for so in essence there is no penalty for any screw over.. Meanwhile poor people get slapped with the very same fines the rich get slapped with and the penalties hurt FAR worse for a poor person than a rich person. A speeding ticket...

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If the healthcare legislation working its way through congress is so great, then why do the democrats refuse to allow legislators (and the public) enough time to examine it before they vote on it? Don't want the pukes getting their meat hooks in it to make it into garbage, but they already did that. You wanna read it then look it up. You don't then quit yer bitchin.

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Who lobbys for the middle class working people? Both party's claim to represent the middle class of course and the middle class can't decide which party represents them so they flip a coin every few years then decide to let the XYZers to do it. XYZers=the filthy, stinking, rotten rich who only represent themselves.Each party though has lobbying groups who represent people..Dems have PFAW, MoveOn, etc..the right have the RICH, the...

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In terms of belief in a God can millions of people really be wrong? More people on earth still smoke cigarettes. Guess that makes you plain old full of shit. ;)

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I am 5'1" tall and weigh 150 lbs. It is evenly destributed throughout my body. I am a very muscular girl. I know muscle weighs more than fat, but do you think my weight is too much for someone my height? Am I obese? Nah, just "big boned".. Have you been boned by any big bones lately? Yes, I know...rude.. I can't help myself sometimes. :)

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Can not owning a car make you fatter? I don't own a car and have to stand up 3 times to make a shadow on a REAL sunny day so I'll have to say no.

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Can you name a famous police officer, fictional or otherwise? Fish from Barney Miller... Barney Miller too!

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What is your favorite oxymoron? Two of em Intelligent design Loving Gawd.. Has anyone bothered reading or counting how many gawd killed?

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Many complain about taxing the rich since they believe that people should benefit from their own labors and not have to spread the wealth. How many of the rich actually became rich with NO help from those of us earning under $50K/yr though? Try zero.. Even if you hit the lotto as a poor person you'll pay a far higher tax than anyone. You'll pay for ALL of the promotional cost up front before even being taxed. If you're broke, buy a $1 ticket worth, say 10 million you'll be LUCKY to walk away with 1 million IF that. That's only one way the rich get to keep all the money, but a damned sick one. I know a guy...

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Is not truth a secular progressive liberal persons worst enemy? Here's a quote.. "If Fox News, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh were truly opposed to expanded government power, where were they when George Bush and Dick Cheney were expanding federal power in virtually every realm, driving up the national debt to unprecedented proportions, destroying middle-class economic security in order to benefit the wealthiest, and generally ensuring government...

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Do you remember John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban"? Has time made you feel any differently about his crime, his sentence or him? No.. He was just set up as a shill for the right..what's known commonly as a patsy. We weren't even at war with the Taliban at that time and he was being held in a Taliban prison if anyone remembers correctly.

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Do you agree with Bush that people who would negotiate with "terrorists and radicals" are equivalent to Nazi appeasers? [From his speech in Israel Thursday] Not at all. The Nazi's were an elected government that the right wing in the US was solidly behind. His own fucking grandfather was the banker of the Nazi's. Where would that piece of shit be if it weren't for the Nazi's? Prescott Bush WAS a Nazi so his words ring extremely hollow. He says them out of hypocrisy in order to keep funding a perpetual war machine that he and his...

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Why was the Taliban removed from power in 2001? by whom? how? Nobody.. they only backed up a little bit to regroup while we were busy wasting billions of dollars in Iraq.

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Has anyone ever tried running a country like a business? Specifically, with a benevolent dictator at the helm and a board of directors that keep the stakeholders (the citizens) best interests in mind? Even IF they could, which is idiotic at best they would still do what they do now. keep us all fighting with each other so they can keep *STEAL* all the money.

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Aren't the people who oppose the war against terrorism very much like the people who thought we should let the Nazi's have their way? The Nazi's ARE getting their way and they are in BOTH parties. The current party is doing utterly nothing different than the last party did. You want us to believe only the left is guilty when the right is equally guilty. They BOTH keep us fighting over the few crumbs they toss out to keep us from killing them. http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/09/15-6 Read it and weep dipshit. You...

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Obama says the 'success 'of America was built off middle class 'success'....so the middle class came here 'successful'?they weren't poor and earned their 'success'? Americas's success was built off 'middle class' breaking their backs..more like it? So instead we get screwed by the rich while both parties keep us fighting tooth and nail with each other then they plant a cross in the middle of town so you can ogle at it and beg for the pittance of crumbs the ruling elite might toss down to us once in a while. We fight over the crumbs. The followers of Limpballs, Beck, etc think they're fighting for you when in fact they are fighting...

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Why are right wing America suddenly attacking the NHS in the UK? It has it flaws but i personally think its great because i know when i get sick i'll get the treatment i need without having to worry about money. I live in the US and if I could afford to leave i damned sure would in a heart beat, but with immigration laws and all that happy horse shit and the new border guards we have I'll likely die in this shit hole they claim is the best ever. One time it was OK, but the 90s turned it into family against family, brother against brother so they can pass whatever happy horse shit greed laws they...

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Do the people who oppose Obama's health care reforms, also want to abolish social security and medicare? Are you kidding? They oppose ANYTHING that doesn't benefit them directly and benefits anyone besides them. "Oh, I benefit, but OTHER people ALSO benefit besides JUST ME? BAN IT!" That's the mind set.

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Why dont all Americans have healthcare? This is a BASIC human right. Some people have decided anything that can make a buck should make a buck no matter how basic it is to human life. Food, water, and give it time, air. In fact I believe there are plans to turn out atmosphere so unbreathable that you can no longer breath it without some sort of device that has to be bought and paid for on a monthly basis. You don't have the money to buy your oxygen...

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Why do people keep linking health care w/ socialism? They would rather have a corporate bean counter who has to make profit for their company tell them how to live than have someone who has no vested interest tell them how to live.. Idiotic.

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Are the republicans blocking health care reform claiming government should not interfere in an individuals health care the same ones that interfered in Terri Schiavo's case and who support the government telling a woman what she can do with her body? Ironic isn't it? Hypocrisy at its very worse. If you're on your last legs they'll run up and yell, BUT GUMMIT HAS TO KEEP THIS PERSON ALIVE AT ANY COST! Even when that person contributes utterly NOTHING to society and never will, but if a contributing member gets sick it's tough shit.. just go ahead and die if you can't afford it.

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Why do people keep linking health care w/ socialism? Pure, unadulterated ignorance and little more. These clowns are convinced everything gummit (govurmunt) does it evil and unable to do anything at all right.

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What is the story of Tort Reform? Don't we need to be protected from million dollar lawsuits? Don't doctors need to practice without always being afraid of being sued? Wouldn't tort reform save all of us taxpayers lots of money? What's the real story? Limit what insurance companies can charge for premiums would be a much better idea.

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Do atheists look back on a more purposeful life-experience compared to 'all faithful' if & when they look back on life? Atheists go about their lives. Depends on what one has accomplished. Going to church isn't the only thing someone can accomplish. I help an elderly woman every day.. I don't go to church so good enough for me. I don't ask for much. Going to church as far as I'm concerned in a monumental waste of time.

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Can people change? Yes, I'm growing horns. I'm going to be a buffalo next week.

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When i try to tell christians basic facts about there religion, why do they get so defensive? They gotta defend the fairy tales. Truth hurts and xtians ALWAYS take the easy way out. No pain, no gain, but don't tell them that.

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Why the missionaries are all not going to Saudi or Iran to convert people to Christianity? Why they are doing this in Asia mostly? Most don't practice what they preach. If someone threatened to cut my head off i wouldn't go to Saudi Arabia either, but Xtians have the silly belief that being a martyr is good and will get them sent to hevun...but Muslims get 72 virgins.. They go there to convert..not to convert others. They want the better deal of the 72 virgins. Almost makes sense because christinsanity sure as...

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I believe that it takes a heck of a lot more effort to not believe then to believe in god.. who concurs? See? This is why so many Xtians are in the US..laziness. Take the easy way out and what do you get? An empty head full of fairy tales. No wonder the US is so far behind in scholastic achievement.

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A 17year old Muslim teenager from Ohio says her father threatened to kill her because she converted to Christianity. She has run away and now the courts may send her back to her family. Do they have this right? That's only one of the thousands of reasons I'll never return to Ohio where i was born and raised and lived over 40 years.

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Why do missionaries try to convert everybody to their religion? Haven't they ever considered that maybe somebody doesn't want to be converted or doesn't like their religion? You answered it already with your 2nd question.. They don't consider how others feel. It's their way or the highway to hell..

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Tell me 5 good reasons to become a Christian. Number one...There are no good reasons.. Number two..see number one Number three...see number two Number four..see number three And the BIG Number Five.....*drum roll please**** See Number ONE! Circular logic courtesy of the Xtian church.

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How will you rebuff a missionary who tries to bring you to be a part of their church? I'm an atheist so don't bother and IF you don't leave me alone there will be problems you don't want to face. I have the law on my side.

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I've got some 3-month-old goldfish fry that are about an inch long. How big should I let them grow before I put them in my main tank with their parents? Their parents are 5-6" long. I have a baby in with a 13 inch koi..well it was a baby..all the others were eaten by them.. They have several plants in with them they can hide in though, but once the baby got to about 2 inches it was swimming with the big dogs just fine..

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Why are my fish attacking each other? I have a 2.65 Gal tank with 4 goldfish and 1 'sucker-fish'. They eat away at the fins and skin of the smaller &/or weaker fish until they die. Is this normal 'survival of the fittest'? Why don't you keep them in a shot glass? They need a MUCH larger tank. I have 8 goldfish in a 100 gallon pond and they're running out of room. Then again one of mine is 13 inches long. ;) Don't mix suckers with them. You also might have diseases in there. Get some medication like tea tree oil and get that sucker out and get a bigger aquarium or just get a big plastic container...

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How come my Gold fish started off all Gold, Then one day the fins started turning black, I thought it was becuase it was coming into its color, but then it recently started turning Gold agine, the fins remain black but the scales are returning to Gold. As gold fish age they lose all the black. I have several that were partly black, but turned to solid gold color. Now they're monsters...8 inches and longer. They live in an outdoor pond year round..

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Has there ever been a lawsuit brought against an atheist for speaking against God? Many were burned at the stake in past times. Yes, many. Should we retun the favor for theists?

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Is it true that being an atheist relies on the assumption that there is a God? If true then all xtians and others for that matter use the premise there IS NO god then build from that.. We're ALL born atheists. Nobody exits the womb and looks for god. We seek our mothers at best...not gods.

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Atheists: "What is the definition of God?" ..... For a person to say there is no God, he should at least know what is the meaning/concept of God. Well, we ALL had a meeting an hour ago and decided you're nuts and so is your god.

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Do atheists believe there will be an "end," or will things just keep going pretty much like today? Yes, I'm blowing the whole world up tomorrow with my pellet rifle. DUCK!

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Atheists only: If all religious influences were completely extinguished, then to which moral philosophy would you personally suggest that humanity adhere? Why? Really dreaming there, huh?

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What is God's greatest gift to all of humanity? Disappearing and never returning?.. I know..vanishing forever.. Pssst.."he" didn't because god is in your mind.

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God created Man, for what purpose? So we could create god.. What else. How's it go? On the 6th day god created man...On the 7th he returned the favor.

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Can anyone explain these verses from bible"If you answer a silly question, you are just as silly as the person who asked it.Give a silly answer to a sily question, and the one who asked it will realise that he is not as clever as he thinks"Proverbs 26:4,5 It's nothing but a book of debauchery with a few nice things added so you can make the claim it's all good.

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How long, you lazy one, will you keep lying down? When will you rise up from your sleep? A little more sleep, a little more slumbering, a little more folding of the hands in lying down? I'm goin back to bed and if jesus wakes me up I'm calling the cops and sicking my dog on him.

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Do you think that more suffering or good has been wrought on the Earth in "the name of Jesus?" Being the entire idea of Jesus is based on suffering.... need I say more? I will..what the hell.. YES, more suffering has been brought on the earth through "jesus" than any single word.

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Too atheists and agnostics: Do you ever wish you could believe so that you could fit in better? Fitting in with dope dealers, prostitutes and criminals has more appeal than fitting in with a bunch of hallucinating zombies. At least dope dealers, prostitutes and criminals generally deal in reality. I no longer hang out with that bunch and ironically the vast majority of them kept bibles handy 'just in case'.

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I was a bad man. I drank, smoked, womanised and was violent to my fellow man (particularly if I coveted his ass, which I often did) But now I've found the Lord and am SAVED! If the Lord can save an evil sinner like me what do you think he could do for you I thought being a low life liar was a sin.. OFF TO HELL for you.. Bye bye.. Your story is the most common ploy attempted in a court of law.. "I was a SINNER judge, but now i go to church every day! I repented!" Judge says, "Well goody for you.. You're free then." Then out to pull more bullshit as usual. No..I don't buy it one tiny little bit and should have no...

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What in particular about Jesus sacrifice is it which makes him the(a?) saviour? Why does 'his' sacrifice save us from sin, but someone else's sacrifice doesn't? Many people have given up their lives before, but none have praised like Jesus has been... General ignorance and following some belief in the invisible boogie man. Many have endured MUCH worse suffering than the tale of Jesus and ironically the story only gets worse every years. Psudo science has the nails hammered into the most vulnerable nerves in his wrist/hands and so on. He wasn't by any stretch the only one crucified so making one individual up there as a god is plain...

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Why do people want to Join a "Religion" that has a prerequisite that You must "Repent" and follow me, and complain that everyone must accept them the way they are? If they only realized what's REALLY required for repentance the doors to the churches everywhere would break down as everyone smashed their way OUT of church. A life time of true suffering is required and not just dropping by a church once a week, but the churches have over simplified the whole thing to make it "suffering lite" because if truth were told they would have about 9...

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Do searching questions on AB just 'shake' your faith in god, or 'stir' it? Spill it, or evaporate it? Mine evaporated long before AB. I just use this as my play ground to have fun in those empty fundie heads. ;)

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Should they bring back the good ol test patterns with the Indian head thing? How about selling back episodes on DVD? I would be much more interesting than half the crap on TV now.

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Do you like the the television show Poker after Dark? Don't you find it boring? It's tough to be bored with a show I never watch. Theres only so much plot to.. good hand, bad hand.. They should show someone who's gambling away his house or putting the kids up as slave labor if they lose.. I bet ratings would sky rocket, but the protesters might get a big annoying too.. Now, before everyone jumps on me for advocating child slavery..ITS SATIRE..sort of. i...

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Was there ever any "action" on Gilligan`s Island? I mean, I know Ginger had a crush on the Professor and Mary Anne had a thing for Gilligan. Was it all platonic? Was there ever an episode where anything happened? You don't remember the episode of Skipper bangs Ginger? Mr Howell gets a blow job from Mary Anne? Where were you? Golly, I thought everyone saw those full length feature films...but then again they were shown at those little theaters in the seedy parts of town, but.....

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Who do you think cleans up after Clifford the Big Red Dog goes to the bathroom? I bet that is a hell of a poop!!! The books and the television show never seem to cover this topic! Adult TV never shows people taking a shit so why should children's TV show a fictitious giant red dog take a shit in the back yard to have a little girl using a back hoe to clean it up? Why not have TV news anchors say, "Hold on folks..I'll report the news soon as i get back from taking a shit." I think ratings might just fall off to nothing.. But Maisey the mouse had an...

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Are you my friend? LOL My friends are close to me and I trust my friends explicitly and since i don't know you I have to say no..

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Does it sadden you that more and more cartoons are animated by computers?? Moreover, when I was a kid, children's shows were for children and had hidden humor for adults, now, its as if they're made for adults, does that make you sad? Not at all. Cartoons were never intended for children in the first place. They had always been the realm of adults until television. Loony tunes, etc were originally targeted to adults and used between movies as satire. There were a few cartoons made for kids, but the vast majority were targeted as satire or political arguments and so on. TV had to fill up time and during the "kiddie...

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Have you ever noticed when funny/dramatic shows (Like Scrubs or The Office) hit that point in the show when they get less funny and more dramatic? They still may be funny, but they take a more dramatic turn more often. Nothing new there.. shows like MASH, All in the Family and so on did that too.. The writers run out of ideas so they decide to inject their fake morality on everyone and probably why we have all these goddamned holy rollers running around today. To bad they don't stick to humor..

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I understand if one desires salvation you must love God with all of your heart, mind and soul. Are church rituals necessary for salvation? No, just utter the magic words and presto! *POOF* Salvation! Which means you can spend 70 years being the most brutal, rotten, mean killer ever known to the human race and if you say the magic words before you die then *poof* You get to pass and go to the head of the class and hop on the escalator to hevun... OKEYDOKEY then..

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How do you explain the suffering of humans and animals if God exists? Oh...it must be the big pass/fail test thing.. That's right..if you pass you get to go to the place where there is no suffering and if you fail then suffering just keeps on going.. What nonsense.. Death is the end of suffering for all beings, period. Nobody has ever heard nor seen a dead person who has been dead for several months get up and complain about anything...ever.. The problem...

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Is doing something out of anger a sin? There is no such thing as sin. Sin is an artificial concept. There are laws which too are artificial, but sin is just a dogmatic bunch of horse shit made up to control the masses and largely ignored by those who say what the sins are.

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Why do religious people oppose free speech? Don't they say, "The truth shall set you free?" The best way to get to the truth is to allow all opinions to be heard, and openly debated. The extreme right and its fundie base is that way and why? Because once people have freedom to actually think for themselves they realize what a load of shit it really is. DON'T support the right unless you like having your thoughts and ideas canned.

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Shouldn't "Thou should not molest children" be one of the 10 commandments? But then all the preachers and priests would have to all get a new hobby...Besides, xtians don't really pay attention to their own rules anyway..Those are for people they wanna convert.

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Have you ever watched the TV show cheaters? What do you think of it? A total and utter waste of human brain space and time. Here we have some jealous assed bitch who wants to humiliate her bf to the entire world all because she doesn't wanna put out so he has to go elsewhere. Next episode.. the "Cheater" shoots and kills the entire crew and his gf.. Now THAT I might tune into.

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Do you think the professor and maryanne ever got it on? Noooo.. Gilligan and Mrs Howell did though and she had a kid.. Guess who it turned out to be.. YOU! To bad Mr Howell dumped that sleaze wad woman and took her to the cleaners in divorce court, huh? You coulda been a billionaire!

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OK stupid TV question: I was a kid and a Rhoda episode was on where she and Joe had just gotten married. They are in their livingroom and joking about going to go do "something" in the other room. I ask my sister what it means and she says..... They were gonna go fuck and they can't say fuck on TV....duh.. No wait..I remember..Rhoda was gonna sit on the shitter while Joe pissed between her legs. C'mon....get real.. Jeeez.

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Who watches "girlicious"? who are you rooting for? i wanted keisha to win, she brang a beyonce presence to the stage...:( but she got kicked out cuz she cant project her voice like who the hell cares about voice its all about performance ahahahaha Who cares about any of them? You do know this is all predetermined and completely subjective and you never have and never will have a say so in the outcome? Besides..who cares about some pretentious tv show about a bunch of air heads?

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A tv movie i saw about 20yearsago about what happens after death, everyone goes on buses to thier next destination, shown first the type of people they were on earth. two people fall in love want to stay together. i cant remember title or Sounds like fantasy to me.. Nobody knows except dead people and they aren't talking.

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Whats a good tv programme to put on - and fall asleep to...? Just about anything especially when they interview some republican because the line never changes..it's always the same.. We're rich, you aren't and we deserve everything because...period.

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Besides welfare, what kind of finacial help is there available for families without an income? I don't know about programs..I do know of sites such as http://donations-welcome.co.cc/forums/index.php and others like it. You're relying on the help of strangers there (if any) but it beats the idea of starving to death I think. I've lost the use of my legs for the most part too and can barely walk. I'm hoping to get disability, but disability says if you can crawl (YES...

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Are you a P.O.W. in the War on Poverty? Most people are whether they know it or not. When the price of a loaf of cheap white bread hits $2.50 EVERYONE is a POW. You can help (if you want) at http://donations-welcome.co.cc/forums/index.php

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People who eat at soup kitchens should at least offer their service to repay the favor. Agree/Disagree I've been in soup kitchens where you're expected to sing "holy" crap to get feed. Those who won't sing are thrown out. I'd starve first. If someone asks for a hand in return for helping that's one thing, but demanding it then calling yourself a charity is hardly charity, it's coercion. Want to help someone? http://donations-welcome.co.cc/forums/index.php

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