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Gals, If you are getting engaged to be married, do you want an engagement ring? What shape or cut of diamond do you want in your ring? White gold or yellow gold?
White or Yellow is going to depend on her colors.
However, the diamond will look yellow if you do not have a white gold mount.
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Is it possible to get pregnant if the guy does not stay hard during sex?
1 spermmy 1 eggy.
Nothing else matters.
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Why do so many people think 2 wrongs can make a right?
Because 3 lefts make a right.
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What do you do when you get in trouble b/c your co-workers (who you thought were your friends) complain b/c you cry too much and take up too much of their time?
I would do my job.
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Do you think "Global Warming" is a real serious problem, or is it exaggerated?
It is a very serious problem. Right now Chicago should be under about a 1/2 mile sheet of ice.
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Have you every typed an entire sentence or paragraph without realizing that your fingers were over one key too far? (O'br fpmr yjsy drbrts; yo,rd/)
mp. mrbrt/
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What places are you to scared to visit?
The gynecologist's office. It's like getting to meet god.
We're not worthy, we're not worthy.
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I almost got hit by a car like this; I was crossing a 4 lane traffic where 2 lanes go 1 way, and I cross cuz there're no cars on 1st, 2nd lane but cars stopped at 3rd lane so I ran without realize the 4th lane's car still driving, have you experience it
We don't stop down here, so there wouldn't be a car stopped in the third lane.
Technically, both 3rd & 4th would have to stop when it appeared you were crossing from 2 or the median.
But like I said, that doesn't happen here.
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What was the last thing you heard that made you want to hit someone?
No.
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Do you use a wheelchair, if so how handicapped accesible is, say, the local mall?
I've used a wheelchair. Let's just say you do not want to go into a clothing store.
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Have you ever used an outhouse toilet with one or two holes? Was the odor clean and sanitary?
I've used many outhouses. Properly vented, they are tolerable. I did make the mistake of once, just once, wearing my rain poncho to take care of business because of the rain. It acted as a very good vent, right past my face.
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I need to find SAFE websites geared for little girls ages 10 and 11. They are preteens and want something fun. Is there a such thing as safe chat rooms for children? PLease help.
http://www.girlscouts.org/
http://www.gogirlsonly.org/games/
http://www.gogirlsonly.org/
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Me and my friends are constantly fighting about the age you are allowed to get married. . . i think it should stay the same, but she says it should be lowered. wats your oppinion
You don't grow responsible citizens by taking away responsibility.
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How long does it take for Earth to orbit around the sun?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+long+does+it+take+for+Earth+to+orbit+around+the+sun
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What is the diameter of the eath?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=diameter+of+earth
7,926.41 miles
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Do you think strippers can be faithful and honest in a relationship?
Of course.
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I found out my new girlfriend has Herpes after I had unprotected sex with her. What are the early signs you have contracted the disease? We had sex four days ago what is the incubation period. If I did catch it how long till I am contagious?
http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/STDFact-herpes.htm
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Would you make a good comedian?
I was told I should do standup. I think most audiences would be a bit beneath my humor however.
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Have you ever been so out of it in the morning before work (or school) that you left with two different shoes on?
Because of a roommate, I used to get dressed in the dark, leaving for school before 6am. One time I had 2 of the same shoes, but one was blue, the other black. I was sitting in my first class and looked down to find one of each color.
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What is the solution set of x^2-3x-10=0
I love these.
First thing, the outsides are the result of multiplication, the middle addition. So look at the constant. What times what gets -10?
-1 x 10
1 x -10
-2 x 5
2 x -5
That's about it. So now look at the middle number, of those 4 solutions, which gives you -3 if you add them together? Hope you said the last one. So now you can write it as:
(x + ?)(x + ?) where ? is...
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How did disney world start?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_World_Resort
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My ex was adamant about meeting my friends and treated me badly for not introducing him. I invited him to dinner with my best friend one night and he made excuses and said it was my fault he couldn't come. Does he want something to hold over me forever?
You should review the definition of 'ex'.
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Besides to prevent a possible accident, what are some other reasons you honk the horn at other drivers on the road?
How else do you know the horn will work in an emergency?
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Please help me! I have an freeloading boyfriend that doesnt want to leave my apt. He became very negative for the past 3mnths now...I took notice of it & realized that he is a worthless piece of sh!t and looking to live off hard working people..what 2 do?
Well, since it is your appartment and you obviously would have a sublease agreement with this other tenant, you simply follow the rules for eviction in your area.
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What is the purpose of underground nuclear testing?
To prevent the test results from spreading around the planet, and specifically within your property.
The purpose of testing any device is to know if the design works, and in this case the yield.
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I never own a car with sunroof. Do you have sunroof in your car?
Had a moon roof. I liked I could pop the top to let the hot air out while at work, but never really bothered with the see through aspect.
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My live in boyfriend wants my daughter to get rid of her dog..she is 20 and never looks after the pup. she is thinking of moving out but he tells her she does not have to go yet the dog has to go he says! what do you think
I think you need to get lease agreements with these 2 tenants. If you do not want dogs on your property, the lease agreement would indicate that.
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Can you imitate donald duck?
Yes. I love to turn to a screaming kid in checkout lane and yell
"heygg,.. gshut gup"
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Do you still remember the address of the home you grew up?
Yes. The zip is a little fuzzy.
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After an job interview, should you write a letter, thanking the person who interview you? If so what should you say in the letter?
Yes.
There are plenty of examples on the net but you want to:
Thank them.
Remind them of you interest.
Remind them of your qualifications that directly apply to the position.
Add anything you thought of after the interview, but forgot to tell them.
Explain your eagerness to get started helping them.
Search on "job interview thank letter"
One of the first few hits says...
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I have a bad habit of sending text messages instead of just calling and talking. When you are first trying to get to know someone to date them do you think using text messages is a bad thing? What if you text a few times a day every day?
Good text:
Running late.
See you at 5.
Yes.
No.
Call me.
Bad text:
Anything over 10 characters.
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*fed up* I already read too much pro-war, ultra religious, patriotic and right winged bullsh*t here, where's AB's pacifism, left wing, and paganism?
No idea what you're referring to. Perhaps your filter is configured incorrectly.
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Ok here goes. Men...when you mastubate, what are you thinking about?
The IRS. You know, getting screwed.
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Women, does anyone have a husband that when asked to help out with things around the house gets REALLLLY MAD, even puts a question on here about marriage being a mistake, all he does is sit on computer 24\7, man I think I need some help here.?
Funny the things people don't talk about before getting married. Do you have a list of the things you do around the house so you can show the things that need to get done during the day. Have you reviewed that list and thought about the way he lived prior to living with you and considered what you deem a priority, isn't even on his radar?
Lets take an example.
A guy will...
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Will Jon and Kate's marriage survive?
Who is John and Kate.
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Other than night clubs, where do people around 18-24, go to meet people?
Where you do things that interest YOU. Then you know you'll want to do things with the person you meet.
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How many air conditioners do you have in your house?
Zero. I have one on the roof if that counts.
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What the hell was so great about Ronald Reagan?
Something about a wall coming down,.. now what was that,...
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A women who I had a relationship with, but never physical! Has now said she is prenant to me?? She says she will be seeking maintance for the child, what are my rights will I be asked to do a DNA test or will they just belive her?? And make me pay?
You need what we call a lawyer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternity_fraud
Contrary to other comments, child support depends on where you are. If it is already in the courts, you need to find out what's been filed. You need to know how support is handled in your local. You should keep a record of every communication if even a text to later use in court to recover damages.
All...
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Have you ever pumped a bottle of lotion and it shot in your face without courtesy or warning?
No, I did get nailed by ketchup once. Didn't have a chance to close my eyes and boy did that burn.
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You see a girl and she is all around good except shes flat (no boobs) what do you do? Ignore her, be friends, try to make a move, how much do you care? What are your thoughts on the subject in general?
Flat chest? How shallow.
Is she rich?
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I received a B.S in computer science 12 years ago but I don't have any real experience. what type of courses if any would I need to take in order to enter the computer field today.
Forein language and travel classes for overseas stays in India or Brno.
No, really.
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Would you ever sleep over in the "Amityville Horror" house?
I still recall the show with the couple that bought the house after them. They showed the 'red room' was a painted closet in the basement. With Ghost Hunters visiting, recording and showing us how un-hanted places are, I can't imagine where I wouldn't sleep.
I remember getting carded because it was R. The gal stared at my learner's permit and I thought for sure I...
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Do you think the toilet was invented by a left-hander (thus the flush handles on the left side)?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet
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My toilet does not refill after flushing,the valve is on and the tank will not fill up!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=toilet+troubleshooting&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g3
One valve is on the wall. The other is in the tank. The latter is controlled (usually) by a float. Either sticking as someone pointed out, or needing replacement.
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How often do you use your dishwasher?
Every time it is full. Perhaps every other day.
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My son has a CD stuck in his MAC computer. Now we've read all the hints and tips, and done them all...to no avail. We're stumped. The damn thing just won't come out - we hear it "working it" - but nothing happens. HELP?! Thank you!
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mac+cd+stuck+in+drive
I'm adult101 and I'm a PC.
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Pilotless planes are becoming standard in the military. Would you be willing to fly on a plane across the USA that doesn't have a live pilot aboard?
You know, just because the media uses the terms, does not mean it is a fact. The term 'operator' is incorrect. They are in fact the pilot.
There is a big difference in operating remotely flown vehicles in a lightly traveled airspace versus over Europe or the Americas.
No, I would not want to be on such a craft because you cannot guarantee air/ground communication. Loss of...
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Do you realize that pilots are not necessary on newer aircraft? Any aircraft is now able to do it all automatically. Pilots are kept to reassure the public.They very rarely can react in an emergency faster than the aircraft. Some trains already do this.
I'm not sure who other than the media to blame for questions like this. Funny, just to night was watching a show with a nurse and during an emergancy procedure she was pointing out all the faults Maybe why I don't watch much over the air TV, to many liberties with the truth.
I mean, sure every plane can take off and land by itself and automatically avoid in-flight traffic without...
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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
We are not showing people killing is wrong. We are showing people that if you choose to kill someone, there is a consequence.
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Have you ever followed a trail of your lover's clothing upstairs?
No, she doesn't like sex on the roof. Well, not after that 'if I were a rich man' number I pulled.
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Men! After you have ejaculated, do you let your cock stay inside the vagina, or do you pull it out immediately?
I keep going. The rides not over.
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If you're a girl and you've never had a boyfriend. Is this alright?:) Thank you:)
Yes.
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My son has just been diagnosed with ADHD,tell me more?will he still have it when he is a adult i know very little about this?
You are in for a hellova rollercoaster. Find a local group and get in there. There are many issues with schools and just coping.
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You are at a friend's home, visiting. The phone rings..she takes the call and proceeds to engage in a lengthy conversation, virtually ignoring you. She finally hangs up the phone and doesn't even apologize. Would you say anything or just let it go
I'd ask who died (as long as it didn't sound like someone actually died). A friend would get the point.
If you are on a date and they get a call, you get up and leave. As in leave them with the bill and no ride home.
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Canada's abortion law allows abortion up until birth. Should the US follow Canada's lead in removing all limits on abortions?
Certainly. Post birth as well. Specifically people making babies when they should have been sterilized.
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How soon after a miscarraige can you try again?
There's trying, and there's trying.
Give your & your S/O's minds a chance to catch up.
I know the whole "we can't talk to you" of the DNC left me feeling hurt and pissed off on top of the not sure how you're supposed to feel feelings.
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What is a "Dear John" letter?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_John_letter
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How to do mastubaration
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+do+mastubaration+
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What is your major turn off when your in bed with someone?
Snoring.
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Do ALL males name their accessories ? My ex calls his piece Johnny and his lil men Tito and Javier. hah
No.
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If a guy likes you but can't date you because of some reason that he can't see anyone during summer vaca. and he doesn't see you for 3 months and gives up for now, will he like you upon seeing you at school again?
Maybe, maybe not.
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I think 2 of my brothers friends likes me. I'm not good at reading signals at all! How can i tell if they like me?
When you ask them out, they say yes.
Or "I can't right now", meaning they're in a relationship.
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My ex boyfriend and I are still close. When he tells me that he loves me how do I know if hes telling me the truth or not?
Since he's your ex, it doesn't really matter what he says.
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If fella cheats on space from relationship and gets girl a pregnant .then wants get bk with you but has support baby . advise
Never, ever date someone with kids. You'll never come first.
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I want to tell a women her husband is cheating, i know him and not her. how to do? please give me some ideas on this.
Take a photo, send it to her.
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My Dad said it was my fault for losing my keys when one of my friend accidentally spun my key chain and threw my key in this tree, is it my fault?
All depends on how he got the keys.
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What should I do if my son got sold an illegal substance from a hardware store, and got suspended for doing so?
I'm not sure there is anything you should do for a hardware store, suspended for selling illegal substance. Sounds like the police did their job.
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How do you find the square root of a number?
Memorization.
Factoring.
Guess/devide/average.
Calculator.
Square root table.
Slide rule.
Binomial Theorem.
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My marriage is in the second year of reconciliation, I cheated. I promised to make it work. I told her I fell out of love and have not said I am in love since, but all has been ok. Now, I want to suggest marriage counseling. How do I approach her?
You follow the advice of your counselor, that's what you're paying them for.
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Should i Belive my gf? i read a text in her fone and it says to her exbf, am her bf doe, : No i dont love him(me) i love you. and after she said it that she wrote it to protect me because otherwise her ex wud beat me up if she would love me,
You are asking if you should trust someone who either lied to you, or lied to her ex.
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My boyfriend has not been paying much attention to me. I shouldn't have to ask for it. We had an argument because I heard something about him and I said it was over. I didn't mean it. I apologized but he has not responded back. What should I do now?
If someone doesn't tell me what they want for their birthday, they aren't going to get what they expect or wanted.
Sounds like he's excellent at commitment, I wouldn't respond to someone saying they had 'heard' something and told me they were breaking up.
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Should u be friends with your ex after she got pregnant a month later after u broke up i don't love her and I'm over her but still care very much any advice is helpful
Do you have a reason not to be friends with her.
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Why do people keep asking if doing certain things are considered cheating? Shouldn't it be up to the betrayed person to decide if it was cheating or not?
No. If someone is dating/married to the poster and are accusing the poster of cheating for looking at or talking to another opposite sex or ex, the poster needs to know the S/O is not behaving in a manner consistent with a healthy relationship. That allows the poster to decide if they want to discuss it with their S/O, or get out of the relationship.
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Where you ever unbuckled during a ride? (Explain) :)
Not 6flags, Bush Gardens. Some kind of moving theater. As the room bounced around, my belt flew off an I started coming outta my seat. I was able to grab the belt and plug it back in, but wondered why the ride didn't stop or something.
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Meat or Vegan?
Vegans are meat and don't taste as good as a tbone.
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Do you own corn cob holders?
I don't consider my hands as owned, but yes, I do have a pair.
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What is the most memorable parade you've seen or taken part in?
I'll never forget freshman year highschool. We're excited and start marching, then we start playing. I'm playing just like we practiced in the band room. We march along, down a hill and up another hill. By the time we were to the top I was completely out of breath and didn't play the rest of the way.
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Do you have any looooong hallways at work that are just begging to have a bowling ball rolled down 'em?
Bowling ball,.. no.
Employee bowling,.. yes.
Office chair, 5 empty water jugs, coworker.
Just saying...
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What is your favorite song that not sung in your native language?
99 Luftballons
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When your hubby proposed was it a surprise...or if you are hubby did you try to surprise her? How was it?
Bought the ring, got flowers, called the dad and got permission. Next night was the dinner. The dad shows up. Huh? Spend the night figuring out what to do and figure I better just go over there. Knock on the door, flowers in hand, walk into the kitchen and her sister is there. Great. Now or never, hand her the flowers, she sets them down then turns back to kiss me and I've got the...
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What will you think of a person who says that biology is of no use to this world and computer science has everything that the modern world requires?
I would not waste my time with a single thought of that person.
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Has your "in the Zone" experience ever resembled The Twilight Zone?
I was in a back room working on a projected on a sunday afternoon. Kept cranking from one task to the next. When I looked, it was 7pm. Wasn't so much of Twilight zone as zonned out.
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Since the concealed weapons in National Parks bill was passed by the Democratic congress, why are gun rights advocates still thinking Obama is going to take away their guns?
Politics is you wash my back I'll wash yours. Signing this act may simply have been washing Bushes's back.
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How do you figure out what you are making an hour if you know what you are making salary. If I am making 32 000 a year, how much am I making per hour?
Annual salary / (number of hours worked)
Number of hours worked ~= (8 hrs/day)*((5 days)*(52 weeks)-(allowable sick days)-(company paid holidays)-(annual vacation days)-(any other paid day off))
You may work more or less hours depending on the workload. Although I've not heard of too many companies not wanting you there at least 40 hours.
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Any other guys out there prefer a full pubic hair and thinks it looks better than the shaved look?
Trimmed, shaved, full bush. Full tickles the nose too much.
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Do you a) take your lunch to work/school, b) go out for lunch, c) go home for lunch, d) eat in a cafeteria at work/school or e)other?
No.
Had school meals and sack lunches.
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I have to build a railgun. How should I go about doing this?
Check out NutsNvolts magazine. There was one in there in the last year.
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Do you know what's it's like to be without electricity for four days?
Boundry waters. No cars, no phones, woodfire cooking, no running water, no flush toilets, no showers,..
Now what was bad was 1 night without electricity. Business trip, town looses power. Walk up to room. No light in black room so they gave us candles. Morning, no hot water. Electric pumps force it to upper floors. No food in area so we have to find a place with power and get breakfast...
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Why is there such a negative stigma regarding communism?
Because everyone knows someone more willing to sit on their butt and watch TV than to fill out the paperwork for food stamps.
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Marys mum had three kids,, one was called,,,april,,one was called,, may,,what was the third child called,,,,,!!
Mary obviously.
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Why do i get mad at my boyfriend for the dumbest things?
It is your brain's way of saying to you, move on.
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Have you ever fell into catus? How long did it take to get all those needles out?
My 3year old ran through the gift shop at Meteor crater (arizona) and knocked a potted cactus off the shelf. We tried to use their cheap tweezers to get them out, but you could hardly see them let alone grab them.
I've learned that elemers glue and duct tape are better ways to remove those suckers.
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What kind of popcorn do you prefer?
Popped. Otherwise it's too crunchy.
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Are you a "bargain hunter?"
www.slickdeals.net
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Im 21 yrs old... i and my husband wish to get a child.... im getting normal periods too... wat tablet should i take to become pregnant soon.. plz sujjest the medicine name which i could get in tamilnadu...
It's a liquid, not a tablet and you do NOT take it orally.
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(GUYS) When in the bathroom, do you think it is bad etiquette to stand next to someone who is taking a piss, e.g. using the urinal next to them, even though there are more open...?
Beats standing behind them and going over their shoulder.
Seems like there was a Seinfeld episode on the question, but can't recall it.
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Wives, are you expected to cook breakfast for your husband? If he told this what would you say to him?
My wife told me she thought she was going to have to cook breakfast.
I don't eat breakfast, so that simplified things a bit.
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If you had to kill what you ate, would you be a vegetarian?
No, you'd be a hunter.
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Did you hate math in high school?
Nope, love solving problems. Diffy Q was fascinating.
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Is it just me or do guys always have pussy on their mind? I'm in the mood for a little licking, any volunteers?
It's not just you.
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What is deep throat fellatio? Can someone tell me what it is and exactly how you do it? Thanks
That would be oral sex on a male during which the erect object of affection in entirely within the givers mouth, thus possibly extending into the throat area.
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I have been dating a man with a child from a previous relationship. I have voiced my dislike for the child and the mother but am worried how this will affect our future with our children. How should I handle this?
Iceberg, dead ahead.
Never, ever date someone with kids. You'll never come first.
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How do you simplify 4X^2 - 8= 0
Well, you see you have an unknown (x) and constant on the same side. So you have to get unknowns to one side, the constants to the other while keeping a balanced equation. So if you increase both sides by 8, you still have a balanced equation. Then perform the math to get the unknown by itself then solve for the unknown.
Anytime a math problem comes home that I don't quite remember...
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Do you think when you travel on airplanes, everyone should have a parachute, like cruise liners have life rafts?
They would be of no use in most crash situations. There would be no time to get out just after takeoff and on approach. Since airliners fligh above 10,000, you wouldn't last long if something were to happen during the flight.
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What is the worst thing about the winter months for you? If any. :-)
Having to wear a jacket, and pants in the evening.
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My man has asked me to shave off all my hair 'down below'.do men normally like it smooth and bald?will he find me more attracitve if i do it?
Either way.
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Cars these days have those plastic headlight covers and after years being in the elements get hazed over with a film ---- Is there any product out there that can remove that film?
http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=65938
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Who likes to use the hand held shower spray instead of the one that is fixed in place on the pipe over your head?
Handheld, but I do not remove it from the bracket.
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Why some girls are hot
It's 105 in the shade. Everybody is hot.
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My son wants the man united football stadium as wall paper in his room. ive seen on 60 min make over that you can have wall murals made but were?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wall+murals
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Which one mostly defines you.......(A)(B)(C)(D)(E)(F)(G)(H)(I)(J)(K)(L)(M)(N)(O)(P)(Q)(R)(S)(T)(U)(V)(W)(X)(Y)(Z)?
The sevent )(
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My slave and I want to try belly button torture without actually damaging the belly button. Any tips?
I forget the name of the thing. Bascially a bunch of clothespins with a string connecting them all. Pull up the skin around the button an clip each on. Pull the string.
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I girl I am dating this coming weekend (5-23-09) told me, "By the way, I don't swallow on the first date." What kind of evening should I reasonably expect to have with her?
A lighter wallet.
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How old were you when you got your 1st vehicle?
14
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I've always had doubts about my bf & whether or not he ever cheated on me. We are in our 40's. I am considering calling up an ex-work partner of his for drinks to see if he will tell me what I want to know. Do you think he will be honest with me?
You are already on the side of "I don't trust him", why would you continue to see him.
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Does anyone here have a partner that snores? It's killing me, I can't get a decent nights sleep and am starting to sleep in the spare room more often. Has anyone had a relationship end due to snoring?
I run a humidifier near the bed. You could also run a filter/fan.
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Do men find their pregnant partners attractive?do they still find sex as good as ever?my man cannot seem to get enough of me,is this always the case,im 20 weeks just starting to show.whats the big attraction?
MMMmmmmm pregnant sex......
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Me and my husband use to have a great sex life, until i got prego.. Now all he wants to do is make love and I am the wild type so how can I make him get back to him oldself and get wild and hardcore?
Try renting prego porno.
Maybe he has that 'I don't want to hurt the baby' thing.
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If you had been President Truman facing a decision between using the A bomb or ordering a ground invasion to defeat Japan, what would you have done?
Nearly every city had been bombed out with few exceptions, the target cities. Yet there was no surrender. Ground forces would have strengthened their resolve. There was no other choice to make. The more significant question is warning or no.
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Ladies, if your ANNOYED hubby had to SHOW you how to iron HIS shirts, & whilst ironing, he coldly tells you that you are standing in his light & he could not tell if shirt was still wrinkled, how would you react?
Sorry, not a lady, but I might leave the iron on high and sitting on the middle of the back of his shirt.
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Why does it look like the space shuttle crew members are not moving at a high speed while they are making repairs to Hubble? If Hubble orbits Earth every 97 minutes, and the crew is traveling at that speed during a space walk, how do they appear to simply
Everything is relative. Slowly past a semi at 75 miles an hour when all you can see is the side of the truck. Then, when you can see the horizon between the tractor and trailer, you can tell you are moving. When a sign at the edge of the road goes by, you get an idea of how fast you are going.
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Can you count on 2 hands how many people youve slept with or do you need your feet too?
Only need a finger.
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Does a satellite operate differently in the wake of the Earth's motion?
The satellites operate differently as a result of the solar winds impacting the magnetosphere. When a solar flare occurs, the winds can distort the magnetosphere result in a lower orbit, more drag, and thus a shorter orbital life of the satellite.
I don't know if that's the wake of the question however.
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Can the HOA mow the grass of a lot that has not been maintained? Would this be considered trespassing and can the HOA bill the lot owner for the grass cutting? Is there any legal rules that state that it is okay for the HOA to take care of unkempt lots?
Most likely. Look at the covenants.
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Why cant people just get along with each other?
Humans weren't meant to live together.
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I just got properly measured for a bra today and found out i have been wearing a bra 3 cup sizes too small, how many of you ladies have been properly fitted for a bra or are possibly wearing the wrong size?
There was a BBC show following several women concerned with their large bust size. One of the things was women get fitted fairly early and tend to stay with that size.
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Is a nine year old too young to wear a bra?
No, even a training top might make them feel better about themselves.
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I can't sleep after watching this awful video, what do you advise I do?
Do a search on "2 girls and a cup".
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China just recently executed their Food and Drug administrator for accepting bribes... should we do the same thing with our politicians here in the US?
There would be no one left to run the country.
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I accidentally came across a site showing a 12 year old boy beheading a man. I only watched until the first cut because I didn't think they would really show the entire thing. Now I can't get it out of my mind. How do I stop remembering this savage scene
Do a search on '2 girls and a cup'.
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I'm having issues with my current boyfriend and I have no idea what to do! He was emailing girls talking about he loves them and such and told this one girl who I was when she asked about me that I was nothing to worry about while we were dating. Help!!!
You should look at the way you phrased the question.
"Current Boyfriend"
You yourself are implying it will not last.
And it shouldn't. Go out with people and discover what you like about them and yourself before you start calling someone "your boyfriend".
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What if you get married to a woman and within 2 weeks of marriage you ask her to iron your shirt for work and you discover that she cannot iron a shirt properly would you be annoyed if you have to show her how?
No, I'd feel stupid for not knowing the women I committed to spending the rest of my life with.
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Does the US Government "owe" us anything?
I've paid them a great deal of money that seems to go beyond "common defense".
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What the chances of getting pregnant with one fallopian tube?
I beleive the chances would be far greater with a male partner than a fallopian tube.
Darn shame you might have to have twice the amount of sex,..
And even if that doesn't work, they can fertilize eggs now a days.
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Do people bother looking at other AB'ers profiles?
Yes, since some do.
I sometimes do if I suspect the person is a minor or there was some question about a comment they made.
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Do you believe Miss California (Carrie Prejean) when she says that the exposure in her racey photos were due to a "gust of wind"? SEE PHOTOS
I don't see any reason not to believe her.
Not that I care.
What I don't understand is the obsession when a women exposes her breasts.
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My Girlfriend said she wants to have her own place (we live together), she cheated on me (I believe she is still doing so). She said we need to live apart so we can get the relationship back to how it was and so we can grow stronger. What do you think?
I think I don't understand why you haven't said that's a great idea and gotten outta that relationship.
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You are getting married & you give invitations to people, you go a little overboard on invitations and at your reception some of your invited guests had no where to sit so they left, would you be embarassed if the complained to you later?
No, I'd be embarassed the second I realized the supidity. Probaby before the reception.
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If someone sends you a text, do you always text them back?
No.
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What do you think of tall girls? Are you a tall boy and like them shorter, the same, or taller? Would you find it uncomfortable if the girl is taller? Do you think wow look at that "Amazon"? Or do you think a tall girl would take away from your man-ness?
I'm tall.
I've found when I see a tall person, I've started the habbit of looking down,... at their shoes because that platform shoe rage came back in.
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Im bothered over this friendship my bf has with this girl, he told me shes flirted with him, but she stopped, now i dont think so and i send my bf a msg tht im not ok with it, and its depressing me.. i havent heard from him yet,buti feel weird&embarrased?
Text messages are for things like "running late", "home by 11", "Love you".
If you type any more than 10ish words, you should be talking to the person.
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What should one do if ones girlfriend starts dropping strong hints about living together three weeks into a new relationship?
Tell her you have no interest in living together prior to marriage, and you respect her too much.
Sounds like she needs free rent.
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I just started havin sex w/ my new gf. when we have sex she moans thru the whole thing but never really gets louder or seems to have an obvious orgasm. she says she enjoyed it but i wanna know if she's cumming or not. how can i figure that out w/out askin
Not asking is pretty foolish.
Do you like that? Do you want it harder? Faster? Slower?
That's half the fun. And if she's not giving clues and telling you what gets her off, it's her own damn fault if she's not getting orgasms out of it.
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What are some signs that a girl is having an orgasm if she's not obvious about it?
Fingers get squeezed and/or lower abdominal muscles suddenly tighten. Listen for breathing pattern. Blood crudling scream.
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Where is g -spot ?exact location describe?
Inside on the top roughly 2" in. 1" or so area that feels different.
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Men: It is your fantasy planet. What do the woman wear?
Woman?! What man has a woman on a fantasy planet.
Robot for getting food from the fridge, voice activated TV and a nice couch.
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I found out that my wife got drunk and hooked up with some dude on a recent "girls only" trip. She doesn't know that I found out, should I confront her?
You first need to consider the source of the info, what do they have to gain by telling you this, or making it up.
But if so, I wouldn't say anything. I'd hire several strippers to come over when I've said I'm going out to work-out with some friends.
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How long did it take you to beg your parents for a cell phone? I only got one at 11 !! Begging since 8 ..
We had a phone on the wall where you put your finger in a dial thingy and rotated the dial for each number. They would have looked at me oddly if I asked for something that didn't exist.
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Why don't you just say what you mean to say?
Because humans need to learn and if you just spoonfeed them they'll just keep asking questions.
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What fun things can you do in Wal-Mart?
Sit in the changing room until you hear a crowd waiting. Then say very loudly
"Ma'am? We're out of toilet paper in here."
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How often do you check your points and activity during one AB session?
never
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Do you have solar panels installed in your home?
No. Solar water heater yes.
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How long since you used the pythagorean theory?
Couple of weeks.
Mostly I rely on 345.
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Heterosexual males, bisexuals & lesbians: honestly, do you really like the taste of a woman when performing cunnilingus?
Yes.
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For those ABers over 40, do you remember the last time you were 'carded'?
Bang Tango was practicing at a neighbor's and I popped in. They invited us to the show and at the door I say we're on the list so they looked it up and it goes something like this:
"ahhhhh, Oh, here it is. OK all set. ID?"
"Huh?"
"Id"
"Oh {thinking they needed to check the name}"
Stares at it for 1-2 minutes.
"Dude, it's right...
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What do you think of cremation?
Waste of resources.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6495238&rss=rss-wpvi-article-6495238
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2008/nov/18/ohio-green-cemetery-graveyard-future/?partner=RSS
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Why do you think so many newspapers are going out of business?
Paperless society.
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Why does 1 out of every 10-15 questions on AB talk about pregnancy?
I don't know, but noticed this one did so perhaps you could answer your own question.
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How log do you think you could survive in the woods with no supplies?
Long enough for my Iphone to recharge. That's not really a supply is it?
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Me and my boyfriend had sex it was 2 days after my period and the condom came off. since then i have been feeling more tired and needing the toilet more, i also had a very light period, possibly implantation bleeding. am i pregnant?
Was there a blue '+' on the home preganacy test kit?
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Does your sex life really take a tailspin when you get married?
You may have heard this:
"When you get married, put a bean in a jar everytime you have sex, during the first year. After that, take one out everytime you have sex.
You will never empty the jar".
I'm just saying...
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Would you kick your 17 year old daughter out if you found out she was pregnant
No, nor would I kick her out if she had a terminal illness.
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Everyone's getting breast implants these days, its not fair! I have a 34B, should I get them too?
Magic 8 ball says No.
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What would you do if you saw your pastor sleeping with your wife?
Wonder when my wife turned gay.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "free association"?
Oak, maple, willow, elm..
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Have you ever mowed the yard in bare feet?
Yes, having talked to a guy in the ER, it is easer for them to stitch back toes and foot parts that are cut off rather than ripped off with a shoe.
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Does anybody care about american idol anymore-i don't
Never seen it.
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How do you control birth?
When the doctor says push, I turn and say "push".
I also held a leg, but I'm not sure that was much control.
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When & where was the last place you went camping? Did you go in a tent, travel trailer or RV?
Last weekend, went over to Kiabab Lake, just South of the Grand Canyon.
Went in a van, camped in a tent.
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Would an acoustic guitar from Best Buy be considered cheap?
Watch Slickdeals.net. They often report decent/good acoustic guitars.
http://forums.slickdeals.net/search.php?searchid=57974419
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I am trying to talk to this girl that I am infatuated with. But all she really does is give me short and go away answers. It really gets frustrating at times because I really like her and she knows about it. What do you suggest I should do?
Stop stalking her.
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What do you have a low tolerance for?
Belly Button Lint.
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A young lady (early twenties) wants me to have sex with her so she can experience it without a condom for the first time. We are both tested and clean. She is not on birth control. Would timing just before her period starts and using a spermicide be safe
http://kidshealth.org/parent/pregnancy_newborn/pregnancy/father.html
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How long do you have to regularly take a birth control pill before it's safe to have sex without condom?
It is never safe to have sex without a condom.
If you do not believe me, look here for questions from females on this or that who are asking if they might be pregnant.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
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When do kids stop learning?
About 2 minutes after the heart stops beating.
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I know that when raising the flag to half staff on a vertical pole, always raise it briskly to the top of the flagpole for a moment before lowering it. But how do you do it when it's already at full staff?
You pull on the other rope.
If you are putting it up half mast, you raise it to the peak, then drop it to 1/2. End of the day, peak then down slowly.
http://www.usflag.org/flag.etiquette.html
http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode04/usc_sup_01_4_10_1.html
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/usc_sup_01_18_10_I_20_33.html
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Where's a good place to hide a key?
In a public spot, 2 or more blocks from your place (if someone finds it, they won't know what it goes to)
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Do you have fluorescent or incandescent lighting on your kitchen ceiling?
Yes.
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What is the coldest spot/area in your house?
Just that corner where they found the body in the wall.
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Anyone reading ever been to a fort. If so which one/ones?
http://www.fortdesoto.com/
http://www.forttours.com/pages/fortarmstrong.asp
Not sure if you'd call it a fort, but this was way cool:
http://www.titanmissilemuseum.org/
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So me and one of a close friend got into a fight because i said something that she didnt want the class to know but i was just tring to stand up for her and she took it the wrong way now she mad and is taking all my friends that are her friends away?
And you apologized for being an idiot.
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I have been married for 3 months and is getting an annulment in new york because an annulment means leagally you were never married can i get the engagement ring back from her
Of the states I've lived, the engagement ring is a gift, unless you have some form of contract. I don't know about NY.
Any why I recommend any couple thinking about getting married write down a commitment document. Not to mention cubic zirconia.
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You wake up...you have a third arm...you________________?
Do the same thing everybody does when they wake up,.. take a piss.
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Do you keep Food hidden in your bedroom
Do edible undies count?
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How much do you care about the environment?
I guess not enough. I'm still alive.
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How do you flirt with a girl you like at work? Thank you:)
You don't. Never dip your pen in the company ink.
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Any tips for someone who's staying back with her bf of 5yrs that cheated on her one time?
Fish or cut bait.
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If you and your boyfriend broke up, & he slept with another girl from uni, then got back with you, do you think it's ok for them to remain friends?
He and the girl he slept with? Of course, why not?
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Me and my boyfriend have been arguing alot lately and im getting sick of it how do i stop this besides breaking up wit him cuz i dont wanna do that
It takes 2 to argue.
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What will it take to convince you to never have another alcoholic drink?
Nothing.
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Toughy. My GF is on her period, and wants to have sex. I tell her i'm in the mindset that that probably isnt the most fabulous thing in the world. What issues am I dealing with here? women; is it OK to have sex on your period? condom? no condom?
It's gonna be messy. Better to not look.
--- always --- Always ---- ALWAYS
wear a condom.
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Which is appropriate, "I could care less" or "I couldn't care less"?
I couldn't care less.
But in this case, I could care less because I answered. If I cared less, then I wouldn't have answered, but still read the question.
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To any AB members who live in Arizona..do you plan to attend the University of Arizona to hear President Obama speak tonight? I have heard that about 71,000 people are expected to attend. Will you be among them? Would you like to be?
No.
No.
I know someone who will be. They told me the news showed 110 degrees in the sun yesterday. You cannot even bring an empty waterbottle in so there's going to be hundreds with heatstroke. What a cluster.
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If you had a husband that went to the bar 3-4 times a week, came home drunk or came home waisted all the time, how much of that should you take?
All depends if you said "for better or worse" and if so, what your word means.
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What is the best beer to drink on the beach?
cold
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When is the last time you darkened the door of an art gallery?
Last weekend after the concert. It dried quickly though.
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Is there anyway tour tubes can untie after five years?
Unlikely, but you can take a simple test.
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What Color Underwear(bra, undies, briefs, boxers) do you have on now? My bra is light green with sparkles and my undies are black.
Same as everyone's, white with a brown stripe.
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Do they make analog clocks in military time?
Yes.
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Give me an example of fun being ruined?
Squeak, squek squeak, squek squeak, squek squeak...
"er, go back to bed Tommy, mommie's busy"
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Tell me..Why are you afraid of the water?
Not afraid of the water. Things in and below the water,.. another story.
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How reliable is rhythm method AND withdrawal together - with no other methods?
As good as most of the accidental ways to have a kid.
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When do you most need a stiff one?
When she's in bed.
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My friend that is a girl was playing with the hair on my legs, is this weird? my friends say she flirts with everyone.she said the hair on my legs is weird too, is this crazy or what? I was wearing shorts so its not like she lifted my pant leg up.
So you say "that is giving me erotic thoughts" and see where it lands.
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What does the word chartered mean? if i said "i am in chartered waters" Would i be using it correctly?
Nav maps show where you can safely go in a ship. If you are in unchartered waters, you could run into a sandbar, reef, or fall off the edge of the world.
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What's your worst "addiction" in life that you refuse to give up?
Breathing. I've tried to quit, but go right back to it.
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How long have men been obsessed with naked women?
Since clothing.
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Could you ever turn to prostitution to keep your family from being thrown out on the street?
No. I'm far more experianced as a manager. I guess I see myself as pimp material.
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Will a guy tell a girl that he thinks that she is attractive without meaning it? Why? GUYS ONLY PLEASE.
A female human will ask the question for gradification. If you are the one to explain to her, her view of herself is less than she was expecting,... no sex. If someone else explains and she becomes upset with you because you didn't say something, you at least had the chance at sex.
A guy will not ask. A guy's friend will simply walk up and say "what the f#xzzy happened to your...
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When you have sex why do you do it
Because I haavvveeee toooooo.
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Someone told me i was the lowest most disgusting form of slut since i love to guzzle cum. he said cum drinkers are the most lowlife kinda slut and should be treated like subhumans...is it bad that im turned on by his attitude of me?
How boring would it be if everyone liked the same thing.
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Is your opinion of greater worth than mine?
Obviously.
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What brand was your very first computer?
C-64. But my older brother had a Trash80 I played with.
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Will a guy tell a girl that he thinks that she is attractive without meaning it? Why? GUYS ONLY PLEASE.
That haircut looks nice and that dress does not make you look fat...
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How do you outsmarten someone that has an answer for everything?
Clearly, you cannot.
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Why do guys think it is ok for them to cheat on thier gf or wife?
'Guys' don't.
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Can you control yourself at a buffet?
Yes. Usually the food is bland.
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HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A BOSS WHO IS AND ASSHOLE.AND WILL STAB U IN THE BACK TO COVER HIS ASS
Document all your conversations and work instructions.
Document all your work products.
Keep a daily running status.
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How do you find hidden cameras?
1)Bug detectors which flash when a wireless transmitter is being used (detects wireless cameras). Available at most spy shops.
2)Lens detectors which shine bright light, theoretically will reveil the lens of a camera. Mixed reviews on Amazon ranging in price from $100-$500.
3)Some of the websites in my first link show how to do/make #2.
http://pdf.textfiles.com/academics/hiddencams.pdf
When...
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What was the quality of life like for Adam and Eve? Obviously they weren't in the garden anymore, but how would their lives fit into a scale with the rich and famous on one end and 3rd world squalor on the other?
At the time, it is unlikely there was housing as we know it. 3rd world squalor generally has a shanty town of some sort. Caves and living under trees would be below that or perhaps above that because there wasn't really anything to create that 'squalor'.
In or out, it was well below rich and famous.
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Does sleeping together (not necessarily with sex) deepen the emotional bond with someone?
no
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Do you prefer perky boobs or perky nipples?:)
Boobs. The nipples you can make perky and that's 90% of the fun.
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Did you ever want to be blunt with some people?
Subtlety is much funnier. Especially when they can't figure it out.
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How do you find hidden cameras?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=locate+hidden+cameras
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Out of the blue,my ex texts me and says stay out of my life and leave him and his girlfriend alone. I haven't talked to or seen him in two months,what do I tell him back?I don't care about his girlfriend or what he has to say but,it does still hurt!
Don't respond and block the number.
That or "suck my peehole you psycho, contact me again and I'm calling the cops".
But we'd really like to hear the rest of the story...
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What, in your opinion, is the least serious form of cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend, but is still considered cheating?
Not paying enough or taking too much money when banker during a game of Monopoly.
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If you were to die tommorow, what is one thing that you would do?
Stop breathing.
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Do you think children are bing pushed to learn too early in life? Do you think they should play more or learn more at such early ages?
Huh? The majority of your ability to learn is at a young age. They should be learning more. It is fairly easy to turn play into learning sessions.
No child left behind has put us years behind.
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If there was a lizard running lose in your house, would you try to catch it?
Nope, cats'll get'm
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How does gay marriage affect some one who isn't participating in the marriage?? If it doesn't, don't they not have a say in the matter then?
If tomorrow, 10,000 new couples got married do you suppose they'll continue filing as individuals? The reduced tax revenue alone has a public impact.
Marriage is a legal definition. That impacts the number of persons an employer is subsidizing for health and medical insurance. It is entirely conceivable that an employer could reduce or eliminate benefits due to the increase number of...
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Mothers: has your husband or S/O ever told you how beautiful you were when you were pregnant? Did you believe him?
Pregnant women are the hottest. Pregnant sex is like nothing else!
Of course the morning sickness pose does lessen that attraction a bit.
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Guys, do you prefer your gf or wife be natural or clean shaven down there and if you prefer they are clean shaven or get waxed, do you have any earthly idea what kind of pain she must endure to do this?
Snort! Try shaving your ball sack!
Yeah, I have an idea that they have no idea.
I prefer shaven. Makes it easier to spend a 1/2, an hour down there.
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If you say i love you what should the boy say
Gaag Achhk!
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How do I get out of the friend zone with a girl?"
A girlfriend will make her think "what did I miss?".
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A co-worker of mine accused me of wearing women's jeans. Although technically, they're jeans for men made by a company who started out making women's jeans. He wears bad hats. Whose fashion faux pas is worse?
Talking about clothing at work would be the worst.
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How do you think the TV series "Lost" will end?
Walt will be sitting on the floor of his apartment shaking a snowglobe with a tropical island inside.
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I am 15. Can you name some places/venues where I could get a job and what I would do to go about getting a job? Thanks!
Mow lawns, do odd cleaning jobs, walk dogs. Talk to parents and neighbors if they have any jobs that can be done for your skill set which they could help you out.
Don't know if they still hire kids to walk corn in the summer. Not a lot of fun.
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If youre sister was drowning and you cant swim would you dive in to try to save her anyways?i would, though knowingly i will drowning also
My kids learned at an early age the things they could throw to someone or to reach out to someone to help them without endangering themselves.
It's really quite comical to see the lifeguard throw a lawn chair at the other lifeguard, but I think the kids get the point.
And I don't have a sister, so no.
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Do you get annoyed if your parents are overprotective?
It's funny the small focus you have versus the overall picture your parents have.
I didn't let my 3 year old stick his fingers in the electrical sockets either.
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How do you tell your lover you wanna be with them the rest of your life?
When you pop open the box, they get the idea.
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When was the Transcontinental Railroad completed?
When they installed the last spike.
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For everyone... Do you prefer skinny or plump?
Yes.
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My gf and I broke up a couple of days ago. Her specific words were "I'm over it." I declined her offer to be just friends and told her I cant talk to her anymore. She txted me 1 day later saying she is thinking of me. What does it mean? Should I txt back?
If you talk to her, you've broken your word {"I cant talk to her anymore"}. If you don't have your word, you have nothing.
Do not text her.
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If a dude asks for a pic of u and then txt back n says to send one wit less cloths would he jus want u for sex?
No.
There are other reasons he may want your photos.
1) to show his friends.
2) to add to his website
3) to see how far you'll go
4) to see if there is a mole on your bum.
5) to use when he replies to others under a false identity
6) to set as his avitar on a forum.
Why would you send anyone a digital photo of yourself.
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There is a couple who come by our house offten,the guy is friends with my husband from work,they came by one day while my husband was not home,the wife asked if they gave me 200 dollars would i have sex with her husband,how should i tell my husband?
"Honey, I got $200, I'm going shoe shopping!".
Why would you not tell him like you typed the question?
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How do you feel about BDSM?
A little tight around the wrists.
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What are your reasons for not worrying?
Life is a game you don't get out of alive anyway.
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Has anyone ever said you make mountains out of mole hills?
No. But I was told I make planets out of gopher mounds.
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What routine do you have that you are most proud of?
There was this little fault memory manager which ran upon an interrupt, but that's been a while ago now.
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Why can't you have your cake and eat it too? What's the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?
Because as it turns out, cake is bread. We all know bread is money and you can't eat money.
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If I was the voice inside your head, what would I be saying?
Like I'd be able to hear yours over all the others.
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Why a can't lose my weight while i do step aerobik 3 times a week?
Calories in = calories consumed.
Take in less, or consume more (4 times a week).
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What is the y interception of the function y=2x-8
Google "math y intercept"
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What is the slope of the line passing through the points (10,9) and (0,4)
Google: "math slope 2 points"
One return:
http://www.math-magic.com/algebra/slope.htm
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The girl I have liked for 3 years still doesn't like me. I have expressed my feelings to her, she rejects me and it hurts, how can i cope with it or make her like me.
Go out and find other girls. There's 6 billion people on the planet and you haven't met 500 yet.
Get a bunch of friends that are girls. Nothing attracts girls as the mystery of what have they missed? That and when you have friends and are not thinking about the one, you'll be happier which people notice. That and even if your female friends are not girlfriends, they will...
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When was the first library built and when did they figure out the need for the "no talking" rule?
Hard to say. There are many ways to interpret 'library'. A simple collection of books, a building with a collection of books, a building open to the public which houses a collection of books. First ones would actually be scrolls, or perhaps clay tablets. Indeed, in some cultures the history is recorded by a person who recites the history verbally. Perhaps it was customary from...
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When someone uses the phrase "spot on," what does that mean to you? Just heard this today.
Exact.
"Cut this to 15 & 3/16" and get it right this time".
"dude, this one's spot on".
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Why are most men obsessed with women's breasts...they are merely bags of specialized sweat glands used to produce milk?
And humans are the one species to have them. As well as the one to walk upright. So as we went from chasing a mate because of the look of the behind, something had to take it's place.
"ugly bags of mostly water". - STTNG
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Do you have Solar lights outside?How well do they work?
Better than the ones inside.
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Should i always open doors for my girlfriend
What better time to check out her butt?
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I didn't get the memo...what did it say?
You need to add the new coversheet to the TPS reports.
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Is the challenge of getting to the next level keeping you on answerbag?
No. I pay little to no attention to the point system.
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Have you ever fired a gun at anything?
Yes.
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Have you held a gun?
Yes. Makes it easier to shoot.
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Dough nuts, Doughnuts, Dough-nuts, Donuts, Do nuts, OR Do-nuts?
Yep, and bring them all on!
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Do you give your cats milk or water?
Water. I've never once seen a cat underneath a cow.
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Do you see a purpose to a rotating skyscraper?
Looks like Art. Suppose they can get a tax break for selling space in an art exibit instead of real estate.
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What are the pros and cons of a propane grill?
Startup, cleaning, temp control (for the unskilled).
Flavor (you can smoke chips, not quite the same), cost, domestication of fire.
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Doctor Who: Who was your favorite Doctor?
There is only one doctor. Good trick question.
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IF You like Fleetwood Mac, What are your 3 favorite songs?
Tusk, WITH the marching band.
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What's your favourite thing to order from KFC?
Can't stand the place since they changed the type of frying oil.
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Do you believe in hitting children to keep them in line? (by hitting i mean a smacked bottom etc.)
Yes, in part.
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Factor 2x^2 + 4x + 2
We've been doing these this week. The trick is the numbers at the ends are multiplied, the middle is added. So the 2 at the ends factor to 1, 2. So you have to match up the 2s and 1s in the form ( )( ) such that when you multipy then add, you get the 4.
(2x + 1)(x + 2) = 2x^2 + 4x + x + 2
= 2x^2 + 5x + 2 (wrong because 5x)
(2x + 2)(x + 1) = 2x^2 + 2x + 2x + 2
...
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I been with this guy for 5 months, he wants me to move in with him isn't this too rapid? And he lives with his parents but he wants we to stay there temporarily unto i get an apartment but i dont know about this any advice?
Anytime you move into a place, there needs to be a lease. Some sort of agreement which gives you rights. If you were to just move into his parents and you two broke up, where do you go now?
If you get an apartment you will be signing a lease. If he moves in with you will he be on the lease? What happens if you break up and now you're stuck for the remaining 6months to a year.
But...
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What is the funniest prank you have played or has been played on you?
My mom came into my room woke me up and said there was no school because it's snowing. I said "really!!!" and ran to the window as she yelled "April Fools!". She calls every year to say it's snowing.
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Just been intimate for 8 hours with girlfriend at hers. Just as we are falling asleep, she says "right its time you went", and then a minute later I was out in the night feeling emotionally wrenched out of it. Is it normal to feel that in that situation?
Don't know how else you'd feel.
But dude, if it's up more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor like the commercial says.
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Have you ever asked your significant other if some random girl just walking by butt is bigger than yours?
Nope. Nobody walking by could have a smaller ass than I.
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Have you kissed someone while they slept?
yes.
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In regard to printed bra ads, have you ever noticed how nice the models hair always looks? Is it common for most women to spend a lot of time on their hair before standing { seems they are always standing up} around in their underware?
No. They have hair?
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How can i get full sole custody of my son and get the fathers rights taken away totally
In my local, you can petition for severing the parent's rights if they make no attempt to see/contact the child for some length of time (couple years comes to mind). Sister of a friend went through this because it had been 5 years. When she filed, he contested. Seemed cut and dry, but he ended up with visitation and she blew a butload of money in court & lawyer fees so be careful...
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If you are babysitting small children for the day, what is a quick and easy lunch that you can make for them?
Ants on a log. Raisins in peanut butter on bananas.
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Pros and cons of credit cards?
You don't need to carry {as much} cash.
You can get into trouble plenty fast.
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Would you smell my socks for money?
I think I could just feel them and tell if there is money in them or not.
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Are you going camping may long weekend?
No, this weekend, yes.
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Do you ever think you see people out of the corner of your eye but then you look and nobody is there?
When I was 10 or so I was in the basement, having shut off the lights and was walking past the stairs to get to the landing. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a very clear hand and forearm on the handrail and turned to say hi to my grandma. Of course there was no one there and I stepped back and flipped the lights on (although it was day and not as creapy as at night).
And guess what?...
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What do you believe happens after death? If you're a certain religion I would love to know which :)
The funeral.
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What household things does your cat like to play with?
Milk caps, and pull away dohickies. Cut a TP roll into 1/2" tubes. One cat loves the noise and feel of a roll of papertowels in the plastic wraper.
I have a friend who's house has every tissue box upside down. The cat will sit there pulling each one out until the box is empty
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What differences of opinion and taste do you have with your S/O?
She likes men, I like women.
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Now that im single, i need some advice on what to do with myself?
Spend your free time getting to know yourself.
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Do you use the lavatory,loo,john,bathroom,head(on ships),or toilet?
,...trees and bushes. Pissilation station.
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Is there a way I can get financial help if I decide to move out by the age of 18? I'. 17 now...& is really in my thoughts to move out...personal reasons, sometimes I'm just frustrated at home...??? Advice?
Yes. It's called working and having roommates.
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You have a chance to make $50.00 an hour for 8 hours a day5 day week to work in a full blown aids facility. You work closely with all the patients. Would you accept the position.
No. It is not my line of work/interest.
Plus $50/hour is not a very good wage for 40hrs.
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When I had drunken sex I noticed a lot of wetness below me and when we were done there was a huge wet spot on the sheet. Immediately afterwards, I went to the bathroom (urinated). So did I pee or just come a lot??? It didn't smell like urine...
Congrats on squirting!
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Why is a woman's orgasm so much more intense than a man's?
They're not. It's just people assume the male orgasm is limited to ejaculation. I've found it's not.
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Is your sperm count low?
Yes. ZERO.
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I am a bloke whos Wife is one who thinks men cant multi task,but I drive a car,now is driving a car multi tasking or just one task?
Yes, it is.
Just tell her you're married to her and seeing 3 other women. If that ain't multitasking, I don't know what is.
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A young lady (early twenties) wants me to have sex with her so she can experience it without a condom for the first time. We are both tested and clean. She is not on birth control. Would timing just before her period starts and using a spermicide be safe
Since there isn't a question in there, let me ask one.
Stupid?
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This might sound stupid but I heard the clitoris is a penis that hasn't fully grown, and that everyone starts out as a girl when they're first born. Is this true?
There was an interesting article on guys trying to make dinosaur starting with chickens. Almost like flipping bit on a computer to create long tails and teeth. Ever notice male humans have nipples.
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If your gf changed her hair, and you didn't like it as much, would you say anything? (I of course said that it looked great!) lol
If you're a guy, you wouldn't notice.
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Why should kids do homework when you can do it at school
Often, material is not absorbed when you first hear it. And then things like math, need to be practiced. So sitting through lecture, then following up later helps your brain retain the information. And starting early sets a good habit. In fact, when you get to highschool and college, if you scan ahead a chapter to get a brief idea of what is going to be taught and even if you didn't...
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To those who believe evolution,where did the first matter come from?How could it have always been there?
Belief has nothing to do with science, that is what religion is for.
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Has anyone ever used a vibrating tounge ring and do they work
Just once, wouldn't stay on. Might try it again.
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What do you do when your fiance leaves you for his ex-wife?
Have a party? He's her problem now.
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Do you have a special process for reading a (boring) book?
Yes, I close it and put it in the donate pile.
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Ever ran from the cops? if yes why?
Yes. We had a bag of toilet paper and weren't heading to the restroom.
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I'm thinking about buying some thongs, they look extremely supporting and like they'd feel damn good. What do you guys think?
I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the bro code. I think even asking is too.
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I need to get out of a bridal shower(family) but I am having a graduation the day before and they will be there. Help!! I need excuses
You slept with the groom and it wouldn't be appropriate.
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Could you please use the word "reconsider" in a sentence?
No, I can't use reconsider in a sentence.
Oh wait,..!
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EPA says that corn ethanol -- as made today -- has a worse impact on climate than gasoline when land use changes are considered. Time for a new plan? What should it be? See LINK:
That news blerb only mentions as more land is used for corn production and seems to assume that equates to deforestation, where as that may not be true.
Plus, climate is only one factor our energy equation.
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Do you think you would like yourself if you met yourself?
It is very interesting when searching for info on the net and you run across posts from 5-10 years ago. Things you've learned that change your opinion(s), or as in my case, there's really no point in trying to change someone's mind on the internet.
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Have you ever know rich people who dress and look like bums?
There was a story in the paper about a multi-millionare doing some banking while wearing jeans and a ratty old shirt. He went out to his truck, realized he forgot to get his parking validated, went back inside, waited in line and they wouldn't validate his ticket. He said fine, I want to close my account.
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Have you ever tried the Vulcan nerve pinch on someone?
A long, long time ago.
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Why do old men at the gym locker room always walk around naked?
Because they no longer have the immature self consciousness obtained at age 7/8ish. AKA they don't care.
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Did you buy your first computer or did someone give it to you?
I purchased a C64 in 92 or 93. Brother bought a trash80 back in the 70s.
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Are fried pork rinds the antidote to swine flu?
Ok, now THAT was funny!
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Did anyone out there ever have hair down to their waist?
Yep, and all around my waist too.
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Do you have trouble concentrating at work?
No, I can concentrate on work anytime I want to. Just with answerbag right there,..
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Where do you go to have your computer fixed?
The guest bedroom.
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Would my boyfriend be offended if I gave him a "sex positions of the day" book as a gift?
Wish my wife would do stuff like that. Even flag a few with a post-it-note.
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How do you ask your parents to let you play video games?
Mom,
I've finished my homework, picked up my room and taken the trash out. If the dishes are clean, I'll be happy to put them away, but then can I take a break and play my video game?
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How to get fucked in the ass without feeling pain?
Clench before things go in, relax insert, then clench and relax.
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What are other good tips to give my girlfriend her first orgasm? when she close i tend to stop i dont know why, any tips please thanks.
Shower together.
Give her a long backrub followed by the otherside.
Oral till 2 or 3 occur.
Then try thinking about other things, like math problems.
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Is it cheating to have conversation and coffee with a friend that you had a brief relationship with. My boyfriend broke up with me because I met this man for coffee and lied about it because he is so extremely jealous.
No, having coffee is not cheating. Lying about it is another category, but if he is 'extremely jealous' to the point you feel you need to lie, what's the loss.
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Did you go to your prom? What was it like? Did you regret going or not going, and was it really worth all the hype?
Jr & Sr years.
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Im a 13 year old boy lookin for a girlfriend but all the girls im intrested in just want to be friends any advice
If you have 5 friendships with girls, there is a chance they will also have friends. Now none of those may like you but any of them might know someone who would.
It is called social networking and when you're out looking for a job, you'll find out why 80-90% of jobs are found by knowing someone.
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Should women hold doors open for men?
No.
Then we would not get to check out their butts. Oops, did I let the cat outta the bag?
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Can anyone give me some insight what went wrong with this convo? The convo was on skype and is on whether or not porn is cheating. I'm not as concerned with your view point on porn but rather what you think happened in the conversation. What went wrong?
Sorry, I glazed over after the 2nd page or so. As to what the point was in continuing the conversation, I have no idea.
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Can you date someone for 7 years and not be in love. I think we love each other but I'm not sure. I'm too scared to say the words, and we don't like each other to date anyone else. Help!
No. That's just insane.
Fish or cut bait.
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Do ceiling sprinklers do any good if the roof is on fire?
A sprinkler works by water pressure and gravity. If the fire is over the sprinkler (such as on the roof), it is unlikely the water will hit it, let alone will the sprinkler be activated.
Similarly, a second floor sprinkler doesn't go off just because there is a fire downstairs somewhere. And the kitchen sprinkler doesn't go off just because the garage is on fire.
They of...
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Ever felt like you are close to burn out?
Sorry, I'm on the other side of that....
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Are you a silly drunk or a mean drunk?
No.
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Why do some women not shave their pubic hair. i find it horrible?
Causes breakouts.
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What the best excuse you've used to get out of something?
Love to answer, but I need to see a man about a horse.
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Do you think the police should be armed?
Yes, with 2 of them.
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Should Christians be involved in politics? Please prove it (yes, or no) from the Bible.
It began as politics, how could they not be involved.
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What does it mean if you text a guy and ask him if he likes you or are you wasting your time and he doesnt reply? does he not like you? or too shy to tell you?
It means you should not use texting for such things.
Good texts:
Home at 5.
Get milk.
Bad texts:
What do you think our children will look like.
If you're not going to prom with someone and think you might like to go with me would you be offended if I didn't ask you.
I like you do you like me.
Talk to the person, use the facial and body feedback to see if they are...
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Have any of you married guy's ever ask another women for oral sex or paid for oral sex?
No.
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Who has had the most impact in your life? (besides parents)
Me.
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Besides red, what other colors have you seen a fire truck?
Green, yellow. Red is a bad nighttime color.
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Is it wrong if I send this girl I like a note saying that?
Yes. You have no way to judge her reaction. It is far better to go up to and talk to her. A) you can see if she wants to talk to you. B) you don't have to say 'I like you', you can discuss a common interest. C) you don't have to worry about the note falling into the wrong hands. D) you begin to get over the fear of talking to some you like, but don't know if that...
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Ive only been on ab for a few months and i think that some of the answers and the wit & humour are brilliant ........ do you agree?
I've wondered that, almost to the point of asking a question.
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If you have had a miscarriage or lost a child do you ever think about that baby and what he/she would be today or how old they would be, etc?
Every now and again.
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Does any crime deserve death? Which ones?
Driving under the speed limit in the left lane.
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After you shower, do you use one towel for your body and hair and then another towel for your unmentionable areas?
My hair is on my body. I don't have unmentionable areas. One.
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She and I haven't seen each other.She think I am her old boyfriend. How should I do .I am not her man
Even if you are not, do you want to be thought of in that way in the relationship.
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I have a long distance relationship with my husband and i kinda feel that he's cheating on me,he's still doing he's responsibility to me and our daughter,and i still feel his love for us,i just feel mad thinking that he's flirting with other girls
Flirting with other girls is not cheating. But then, you haven't asked a question.
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Can you make her blush, with just a look?
No,
But if you list a trench coat amongst our assets, then Yes.
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I slapped a man across the face. Is that ok?
If he was attacking you, you have the right to defend yourself. Otherwise, I'd be filing charges.
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Is it serious if a guy has been going out with a girl since february?
Time is not an indication of the seriousness of the relationship. Is he seeing others, is he talking marriage, has he brought you home to meet the folks...
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Im away & my Bf had a dream about me having sex with other guys while on the trip.angry from the dream,he sent me an email saying¨I dont like reading ur emails dude,i dont like u¨i cried then called him he sounded mean,what should i do andSayBack?
Sounds like it's time to move on. Other than, "thank you, please don't contact me further" I don't know what you would need to say.
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Does being pregnant totally have to ruin one's sex life?
H E L L N O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horny pregnant sex is the best!
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How long have you've been married/engaged/going-out-with someone else?
25 something years. I recognize I'm a failure at quitting.
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Ok..i dated the friend of a guy that i liked for a week, and now i found out that he likes me...what do i do?
You clear up who the he applies to. Then, you remember it's called dating because it involves meeting people and seeing if they are someone you want to continue spending time with.
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Darla is building a new desk. To make sure she had a square corner. she measures 8ft from the corner along one edge and 3ft. from the corner along the other edge. How long diagonal between two points if the corner is a right angle.nearest thousandth.
To see if it's square, just measure the 2 diagonals. Building a desk, 1/16 error would be just fine.
To answer the homework problem, use the pythagorean theorem.
Interesting note, in The Wizard of Oz, the scarecrow incorrectly recites the Pythagorean theorem.
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What is causing the ammo shortage? Currently both loaded ammunition and components are in short supply.
We live in an area that has a limit supply of gas. When one pipeline is shut down for maintenance or repair, the news makes a big deal of it. The next day everyone runs to the gas station. This of course causes long lines, and people driving by to think "I better get gas". Now normally, you might let the tank go down to 1/4 or maybe even the E line, but now, you're gonna fill...
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Can a Bank require a client to close an outstanding credit card it is paying off with a mortgage refinance? This would not be the Bank's credit card, it is other various revolving credit accounts.
Sure. They supply you with terms of the loan, and if you agree to them, give you the money.
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Are you prepared, if you get flooded and can't leave your home?
Can't really answer the question, I am prepared, but will be able to leave my house. I have a boat.
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I had a first date with a woman (though we knew each other previously). She sent an email saying how she felt about the kissing and the holding (positively). Should I respond and say how I felt about it too?
No. Personal relationships should be communicated in person. At the least, pick up the phone.
That or send her flowers.
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What can you tell me about the Civil war?
There was nothing civil about it.
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Is the date of our death is fixed?
Yes, when you die, that is the date of your death. You can't change that.
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Why would a man have a 20 year relationship with a woman and only calls her when he wants her and makes her feel great but always states he likes being alone.He is a good man and is like this with male friends as well??? No one can ever get inside?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casual_relationship
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Men, do you like fake women? You know, the caked on makeup, collagen injected lips, silicone breasts, and extensions? Or would you rather your go for the natural woman?
Fake all the way. When you're done, you can pull the plug, put her back in the box and slide her under the bed.
Anyway, that's how they look to me.
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Someone very close to me was arrested for selling fake cocaine. The only evidence they had was the witness's testimony and a bag the guy hid in the hallway of the apartment building and took to them. He plead guilty because of his lawyer and previous case
I remember something like this on one of those news shows. Don't remember how it turned out. What did they get him on, fraud? At the time I remember thinking, why would you charge someone with not selling cocaine. That problem will sort itself out.
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Is soda and milk make you upset stomach?
Together, I don't know.
I do better with tomato products if I have soda with the meal. I've had heartburn and a cup of milk settled it right down.
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Have you ever had an "Oh-my-God-I'm-gonna-die" moment on an airplane? What happened?
Landed in Phoenix once. Bumpy as all get out, but we finally lined up and you see the ground outside the window. And when I say ground, I mean I thought we were going to feel the rear gear in a second. All of a sudden the left wing dipped. Looked over at the SO cause I knew that was it. We did another bounce, leveled out and landed. I said something about 'interesting landing'...
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Have you ever left a water sprinkler on all night?
Yes.
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To all married men. (if you are single pretend you are married for this question) If you could get laid by one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and your wife would NEVER find out, would you? Would your heart and mind say it was ok?
No, really have no need. It would be ok, if the wives were ok with.
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When was the last time you saw a television with a dial channel changer?
Donated one last week.
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When the glaciers of the earth have all melted how much fresh water will then be available for humanity?
More than there was before as it is no longer trapped as ice.
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A local student was sent home Friday after refusing to remove a medical mask she hoped would guard against swine flu. Do you think the school was wrong or should the student have taken off the mask? (see link)
If there was nothing in the student handbook about wearing masks, my lawyer would be talking to the princpal.
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Do you make your bed every morning?
No. As you sleep, your body is putting off moisture. If you make your bed right away, that moisture is trapped.
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Can you tell Sillyville why you would ever downrate? Can a Troll show there face in Sillyville? What happens when Sillyville has a Troll just begging to get in? Should we let them in to our Wild World of Fun?
That would be four (4) questions, not one.
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My nose has been soo dry for 2 months or more ( I can't blow it , I have to pick it ) any help?
Humidifier in your bedroom at night.
Drink more water.
Check your meds for causing dryness.
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How would you tell your overprotective mother that you may date a 19 year old, when you are 16? I really like him and it is only 3 years. Not really that big a deal to me.
You are a child, he is an adult.
It is a big deal.
Why do you want him to go to jail?
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Does the high price of a commodity ensures it's good quality?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand
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Was your high school senior prom held in the school or at a hotel?
Hotel, Hilton,..?
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When someone is rude to you, are you rude back or do you just let it go?
I like to go super extreme the other way. Make them feel small like they are.
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Is it possible for a man divorced after a 20 yr marriage to fall in love with a young 27 yr old virgin girl?
I don't know, but am willing to try.
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How can i see the offical 2 girls 1 cup video
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=2+girls+1+cup
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You're walking around someplace crowded with your friends..And then you noticed one of them has his pants un-zipped..Do you tell him straight or whisper?
I stop, stand straight and salute.
Eventually someone notices.
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Men do you dress to the left or right?
I'm only in charge of getting the legs in and pulling them up. He picks the side he wants to ride on.
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Please recommend R-rated (or stronger) films directed by women.
http://www.pornmoviesforwomen.com/femaleporndirectors.htm
http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds-woman-director
http://www.filly.ca/life/relationships/sex/female-friendly-porn.asp
http://erikalust.blogspot.com/2007/06/unchain-women-directors_21.html
http://libida.com/smart_girls_guide_porn.asp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women's_erotica
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Why do married women who love oral pleasure and vibrators quit sucking dick?
They got married.
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How to give a blow job?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+give+a+blow+job
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Many women have multiple orgasms. Sometimes I have them and sometimes I have one. How many women here have multiples and what do you think helps you achieve them?
Relaxation, comfort, and a whole lot of work by someone...
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I took my 8 3/4 son to Theory of a Deadman concert.I'm gettin hell about it.Do you think he's too young to go to a concert?(he had earplugs in of course, and we sat in the back)
I had to stop playing the album in the truck because he kids were starting to use words and mine are older than that.
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Where does a tauren druid learn how to wield wands in World of Warcraft?
They cannot (according to a smelly expert).
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Room mate: Very Irresponsible with money, wants your name on lease (suddenly), you say no, then she says GIVE her 300.00 or move within 1 HOUR. (no money owed to her) Your thoughts?
If you were not on a lease, or holding a sublease with her, you were not a tenant like some have suggested. I trust you will put yourself in a better situation in the future.
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OK ladies, I have a bit of a problem. The other night, after losing a bet with my Girlfriend, I had to wear her thong panties and dance like a stripper. Ok. Heres where it got weird. She came back out and threw a really sexy thong towards me and told
www.electrapole.com
http://jaysilver.net/pictures/cosmo/2/stripperpole.html
www.stripperdancepoles.com
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Do children make you horny, how?
Yes they do.
Whenever my SO and I get a second alone a kid pops into bed because of some nightmare, or can't sleep, or funny noises, or tummy hurts, or monster under the bed, or the cat threw up, or it's dark in my room, or,.. Roll over and go to sleep,.. again.
I did think of starting a sitting business, "Horny Parents Nightcare".
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What is the swinging lifestyle?
non-monogamous sexual activity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swinging
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Imagine that my best friend is dating a guy I have liked for about 3 years, how do I get over him?
There's something like 6 billion people on the planet. If you're lucky, you've maybe met 500.
Suggest a threesum.
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Do you agree with Stephen Hawking that the key to the survival of the human race is to be able to live off planet?
Long term, yes. At some point this planet will end.
Short term we would need some way to live past planetary catastrophes such as a meteor making the planet uninhabitable for hundreds, perhaps a few thousand years.
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What is 30% of $225?
30% = 30/100 = 0.3 To take a percent of a number you multiply.
30%(225) = x
30/100(225) = x
.3(225) = x
That will work for all your numbers.
Anything that's a tens percent, just move the decimal point.
10%(100) = 10
10/100(100) = 10 (cancel the 100s leaves 10)
see 10 is 100 move the decimal to the left one, thus:
100.0 to 10.0
1345(10%) = 134.5
So if your dinner check is...
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Do people drive you insane?
No. Just the ones around me.
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Do you know of a Town or City that was named after someone?
During elementary school we had to write a letter to someone. My brothers and I all wrote to the town in the state with our last name. We even got the newspaper for many years. We were able to determine that the branch the town was named after was quite a ways up the tree.
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Is it wrong to bring your girlfriend with you to an interview?
Completely fine. If the job is for a porn star.
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Has somebody you knew or worked with ever been arrested for theft, child pornography, or other major crimes?
I bought a truck from a guy who I later heard was fired for credit card theft. See you can hear phone conversations over the walls and seems he was writting down card numbers. I let my boss know that I had emailed him, buying his truck and that's all I knew about the guy.
One guy at another place got fired for sending nude photos of himself out. Seems the email tool added ITS helpdesk...
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I got a sweater for my birthday. Is it to hard to get me what I really want, which is a screamer or a moaner?
That should teach you to make a list, and leave it out somewhere.
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Have you ever worked with someone who really really smelled? (Was it body odor, gas, perfume...?)
Yes, she couldn't figure out how we knew it was her without turning around when she walked into our cubes. I finally said "xxx you need to tone down the perfume, I'm having difficulty breathing".
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Will you please save the planet by recycling your used condoms?
Make sure you flush the little guys, or you may find yourself an unexpected daddy.
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When's the last time you lied about your age?
I cannot recall my age. Is that lying?
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Humans are not supposed to eat meat, this is shown by the fact that we cant eat raw meat unlike other carnivores. What do u think of this
Some animals require consumption of stones to help grind the types of foods they eat. That does not mean all animals cannot eat because they don't swallow stones. The question is nonsequitor.
Having teeth allows some preprocessing of food prior to introduction to the digestive system. Cooking the food helps break it down faster, allows humans to simplify their digestive system,...
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I have recently found out that i cannot join the army due to my nut allergy, can anyone expand upon why the army wont recruit people with a nut allergy?
Had a friend in basic for the navy. He was having trouble and they tracked it down to the down feather pillows. They did some allergy testing and he was alergic to a lot of items.
Problem is, if you are on a deployment and they cannot get basic things like mail, how are you going to get your medicine.
He got the boot.
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Forrest Gump thought life was like a box of chocolates. What do you think life is like?
It's a little hard to describe if you haven't had the experiance. Picture one of those 4th of July parades. Tons of floats and clowns, and those dudes on the little motorcycles doing figure 8s in the street. You are actually in the parade this year!! It is over an hour of walking, stopping, walking again. You find your position is directly behind the rodeo team riding a dozen...
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Take your heart away and what will you have left?...
A bloody mess.
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Do companies "owe" their employees anything (e.g. loyalty) other than their paycheck?
Owe them,.. no.
It is good business practice to retain experianced employees however.
Funny how many people accept a job at a rate, then 'expect' more.
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My parents are getting a divorce...and i am planning to get married this november. This makes me scared bc they were so happy. Should i be worried about my soon to be marriage?
You should go on-line and find several pre-marriage question lists. Walk through them with your S/O and discuss them in earnest.
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I'm going to Cinco de Mayo tomorrow, wanna come?
Well, I would like to see the time machine.
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Do you think the minumum ago to start babysitting has raised? My 13 yr old sister can not find any jobs while I had many regular employers at her age.
The minimum age of responsibility has gone up. Used to be 14,15 you were responsible. Now it's up towards 21.
She can help herself by adding some First Aid and CPR training to her resume.
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After sex today, I was is horribble pain (it's been 6 hrs, and I'm still in pain). The pain was from my mid abs, to my ovary area, and sometimes the whole vagina area. What could have caused this?
Might you be pregnant? Just kidding, did you try a new lube or something?
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How many red balls are there in snooker?
15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker
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Our first baby is a boy. We're do to have our next in December. What do you think I'll have?
A baby.
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Is it good to have a friend with benefits?
Sure, good medical coverage is hard to find.
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Were you mad as a kid if your mom bought you cheap no name sneakers?
There were no name brands. Take that back,.. something brown and keds.
Clothes didn't have names either, well there's always been levis, but other than that,..
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DO you agree with building a fence/wall along our border with Mexico?
No.
I believe the entire border should be converted into a military test range. Anyone appearing on the North side of it is granted full citizenship if for nothing more than sheer dump luck.
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What do you think of Chrysler filing for Bankrupcty? What company (s) will be next? Hey I can see my house from here.
Couldn't happen to a better company.
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My jvc tv has no picture
I had a problem with a sony once and I typed sony model number problem into a search engine. One of the hits was a forum and the person described the problem to a T. The said some chip number, a power regulator was bad. Replaced that and was good as new.
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What was the last type of meat you ate?
Cooked.
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Do men have orgasms?
Most would consider the ejaculation the male orgasm.
But that is not the same as what a female would call the big O.
And yes, they can have both.
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If you have ever worked in a customer service environment, what has been your worst experience when dealing with a customer/client?
HOT FRIES.
This lady came in about every two weeks. I mean if you can't stand a place, do YOU go back? Anyway she became known has the hot fries lady. Blah blah cheeseburger, -Hot Fries-, and a coke. And we're talking in not a nice way. Very condescending. Every flippin time. So I'm working drive thru and she pulls up and has her kid in the car. Something something,...
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How does one choose between three guys?
Decide that what you are seeking isn't in anyone of the three and stop seeing them all.
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Have you ever been caught answering sex questions by your s/o?
I read them to her.
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I'm a junior in high school and still haven't had a boyfriend. Has this happened to anyone else? or am I basically hopeless :(
There is not enough infomation to address the question. If you been seeing people and going out, I would say you're not hopeless and just haven't found someone to see more often. If you've just been sitting at home on your computer,..
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New: Question on my W-4: I just got a job and calculated the two-earners witholdings. Does only one have to add them or, do I and my husband have to withold the calculated amount (2 times as much) Thank you
Read the two earners section at the TOP of the 1st page of form W-4
http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/fw4.pdf
Basically it says it usually works best if the allowances are claimed on the higher wage, and zero on the lower wage earner. I get to pick zero on both and pay additional.
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When the time comes to talk about sex to a teenager who should be the one to do it you or your husband?
I wouldn't ever have a husband. It is important the child feels free to discuss issues with both parents because what happens when they have a question and the one parent is not there.
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One hour massage or fifteen minutes oral sex?
Hour's too long.
fifteen too short.
Half and half,... just right.
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So I was just dumped by my girl friend. And now my hearts broken. What should I do?
Don't worry, she wasn't right for you. Someday your true love will find you.
And with that bile of trash said, get out there and get looking.
Look, there's over 6 Billion people on the planet and you haven't talked to 1,000 yet. Get busy.
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What do i do if i really like someone but he got someone else prago before he decided to move down here
Throw a party for her saving you from him.
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I am having a bon fire, are you?
Saddly, no.
You can't have your bon fire and eat it too.
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Would you want to have another baby?
As a former teacher used to say:
Not just No, but HelllNo.
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Sometimes i notice girls looking at me and then they quikly look away. Lots of times they look back more than once after 3 seconds, somtimes ill look first and they will keep looking at me untill i look away, do they think im attractive or
Maybe, maybe not. Could be a bugger hanggin out your nose. Was here a clock above your head?
Easiest thing to do is go over, say "I'm, state your name, and I really like the color of your eyes", then look at your watch and say "oh, sorry, I'm late. Gotta go".
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Can you believe that this hostage sailor is now sueing his employer over it? Why not the frikin' pirates? Do some people no longer know shame and respect? Shame on this man and his family who support legal harassement! What do you think?
Failing to protect your employees in a known criminal environment. They were just asking for a lawsuit.
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Do you remember when we used Blackboard/Chalkboards in school? With the chalk and the black erasers?
Wwwhahhttt??!! That's just crazzzy talk.
Nor do I remember powder chalk graph templates which you would rub with the eraser or the multi chalk holders for making music scores.
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What would you do if your male neighbor showed up at your house at 2am, drunk, saying his wife was beating him up?
911
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What is the most memorable way of quitting your job?
Call for delivery of 20 tons of gravel. Have it delivered on the parking lot entrance. Staple a large white poster board to a stick and stick it at the top of the pile.
Attached to the posterboard is your resignation, explaining your surrender terms.
Delivery would of course have to just proceed everyone arriving, or leaving work.
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I have given oral sex before and I don't need help with the symantics, but we were interupted before he finished and I'm nervous about him cumming in my mouth. How does it taste? Does it come out really quickly? Is there a lot of it? Any advice?
http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/semen.html
http://www.holisticwisdom.net/blow-job.htm
http://sexuality.about.com/od/oralsex/ht/fellatio.htm
http://sexuality.about.com/od/sexualhealthqanda/f/sex_question39.htm
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Have you ever had an orgasm without touching yourself?
Well of course.
Someone else was touching me.
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What is a fetish you can't comprehend?
2 midgets and a donkey.
I mean I get the midget and donkey, what's up with the other midget?
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What are your thoughts on a prenuptial agreement?
Every couple has one, "Do you promise to take this woman/man to be,...",
But every couple should be required to write one out, not just repeat the words. I'm gonna do this, you're gonna do that. If that doesn't happen, this is what is what we agree to do. That forces them to think about what they are actually committing to.
Then it should be posted on the...
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If you went out with the girls and they all of a sudden without warning took you to a strip club what would you do?
Go. Was this a trick question?
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How to get a guy you like to like you back?
Get a boyfriend.
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Am I an idiot? I just asked my wife to move into our spare bedroom because of her low sex drive. But, she begged for another chance and I gave it to her.
Well, yes.
What was her moving into the spare room supposed to solve. Also, it is possible there is a medical condition behind the low sex drive.
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I like a boy, and a friend told me he likes me, but I cant get the courage to ask him out. Help?
Don't ask him out. See, pressure's off.
Now go up and say 'hey, how's it going'.
That or you have to walk into him, accidently of course, knocking his books all over. Then you two have something to discuss.
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I have a stackable washer and it will not fill. I had taken the water valve electric solinoid in and they tested it and it was ok. I have tried other cycles like rinse and other temperatures and I cannot get a drop of water to go into this machine. Help
Start with the basics. Do you have water flow through the hose. Could be an inlet filter blockage, could be the valve at the wall is blocked, or off. Gate valves do a nice job of not opening when they break. Is there voltage to the solenoid when the fill cycle should start,...
http://www.acmehowto.com/howto/appliance/washer/diagwasher.php
http://www.repairclinic.com/0088_11_1.asp
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Girls, does your bf/husband teaches new sex ways, or you teach them how to play with you.
I can't get her to bring anything new to the table,... sssssayy, there's an idea....
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Is feltching dangerous?
Not unless you stab yourself with the arrow you just glued the feathers on.
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I hav been masturbating for three years....i masturbate atleast 5 times a week im jus 17 yrs old...
i hav come across many articles saying tht masturbation is harmless but i need a clarification
abt this can i continue it ??does it impact my health?
There must be some kind of an award for doing that for 3 years, if not we should come up with one,... The Callus!
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Any new tricks to getting pregnant
The old tricks are the best tricks.
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I have a pain in the crease of my left leg . It starts at the pelevic area and goes straight to the crease of my leg . Sometimes its very hard to walk sometimes it even brings me to my knees . I had a back injury 10 months ago. Still off work.Help Me
Two for the sciatic nerve.
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What would you think if one day your husband pulled in from work and had your best friend in the car with him? Remember he was coming in from work!
I would wonder why I married a man, but other than that there are many reasons my best friend would be riding with him.
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Must bride price be paid before marriage
No, it is more like a loan. Once you are married you will pay, pay, pay.
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Tell this committee the truth! Are you now or have you ever been a columnist?
No, I stay stricktly to rows.
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I'm a petite girl and I love my perky little breasts, but I really want big boobs. Should I get implants or not?
I haven't seen a petite with big boobs that didn't look fake. I've seen a few that I can't believe they paid money for.
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I'm super glueing random office stuff to my co workers fan while he is away on vacation. What else could I attatch to it?
The HR booklet that talks about harassment and how the little stupid stuff can get you fired.
Now if you were clever, you'd not superglue anything visible to the fan, but a bit of dental floss to the blade hub. When they turn on the fan, it pulls something down, or if it a light fan, the fan flies up.
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I think im paranoid...what are the signs?
Well this only narrows it down, but is everyone out to get you?
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My wife and I went partners with a friend to buy an unfinished duplex. The partner financed the project with a home loan against her residence (we were not on title). We want our own mortgage without triggering a sale. Not being on title is a problem?
Your friend bought an unfinished duplex.
Start the question again from there.
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Does anyone know which add it is on Canadian tv that has the extreme unicyclist?
Preparation H?
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What is it that you cannot resist?
Nothing. Resistance is futile.
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Will there ever be a day we discover capitilism is wrong?
No, otherwise how else will we know the start of a sentance?
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I want to sell a snake. Where do I go to post an add for FREE locally? You can't post adds for pets on Craigslist.
Post the cage and supplies and at the bottom say "snake included"
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My girlfriend gets angry(not nagging) because she doesn't "feel" like I listen to her, but I do. Does anyone else find this absurd or does it only matter how she feels and not what I do?
I'm sorry,.. what?
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Do you think it is better to put people down or lift them up?
I miss being able to lift my kids up. Although it always felt better physically when I put them down.
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Let's say were living in the future and its a "Star Trek " type future and money is no longer needed and the world is clothed and fed . What Occupation do you think you would do just to stay busy or would you couch life away?
Anything but a red shirt. Them guys never make it through the show.
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When you go to the beach to you look for seaglass?
If that's what they're calling young ladies in bikinis now-a-days.
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How many pregnancies are accidental?
None.
I have heard of a penis accidently falling into a vagina multiple times.
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When using a condom can you describe objectively what it feels like compared to doing it raw?
Absolutely. Close your eyes and wash the dishes. Now wash the dishes with latex gloves on (doctor's type, not the blue/yellow rubber type).
You don't get the wet, slippery feel, and the sensation is diminished a bit. It is also hard (pardon the pun) to tell when she isn't as wet as she needs to be and that is where BREAKAGE becomes a problem.
On the other hand, cleanup...
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Why can't I cum Or squirt g fluid I'm losing it! When I have sex I like to get stimulated with my clit.But everytime I feel like I'm going to pee ! Please help I really want to have a healthy sex life.
Not everyone can but have a healthy sexlife without. It is reported (since I'll never know) that the pee sensation precedes the squirt. So before you begin, go pee. Then when you feel like you need to pee, just let it go. Techniques can be found by searching the web on 'squirting techniques' and 'how to squirt'.
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Can you recommend a prostate massager/vibrator? (small and inexpensive please)
Research had favorable reviews on the Aneros & Helix:
http://www.healthyandactive.com/anal-toys-male-g-spot.html
They are in various sizes. I did not find the one met the reviewer's claim, but haven't tried it that much (or a different size).
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Question for straight guys: do you own any adult toys that are not traditional male toys like dildos or vibrators? How do you use them if not obvious? and ladies, would you be ok dating a straight guy that owned any adult toys?
A dildo is not a traditional male toy.
It would be difficult for the toy to not be obvious. Insert Tab A into Slot A. The guy has Tab A, somewhere on the toy is Slot A.
What isn't obvious are these toys for women. Some appear to attempt to reach buttons we didn't know existed and all of them at the same time. Not only Tab A but Tab A1, Tab A2, Tab B1,...
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When you ask a guy how was his nite/day was and he always says ok or not bad or its going, but when he is with you and your family or with your siblings and friends he says he had a good time and that you have a great family, what does that all mean?
You asked a guy a question and he answered it. We're one step above neanderthal and grunting. "Fine" covers most things. Saying he had a good time and you have a great family sounds emotional, could he be gay?
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If a guy and you share eye contact without looking is that a good sign? why or why not? and if he stands really close beside you is that a good sign?
Not if he has a knife and is a stalker. Is saying 'hi' too difficult now a days?
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Are record temperatures abnormal?
Insufficient information. Compared to what. Yesterday, last week, 10,000 years ago. Chicago used to be under a mile of ice. I'd say it's abnormally warm there now.
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When my gf gives me head I cant seem to cum.I can do it fine when I jack off.She gave me head for ~50 min and I still didnt cum,in fact I went limp.When we were cuddling later,I got hard again.She's the 1st girl Ive ever been with,Im a virgin.Please help.
The problem is with you. You are the one familiar with your body and are not communicating what takes you there. If what she is doing is not arousing, you should be saying, try blahblah. Better still, show her what you do.
It could also be psychological, you not wanting to do that in her mouth. In which case work with her on the build up part where she doesn't use her mouth towards...
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Do people like to sit on the face
Not so much sit as squat. See also 'Love Stool'.
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I'm a petite girl and I love my perky little breasts, but I really want big boobs. Should I get implants or not?
I take it you've never been to a strip club. You really should go Friday or Saturday and take a look at some enhancements.
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Do girls like their nipples to be sucked?
I know one does.
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I have been dating my girl friend for almost 2 years and we have sex and its amazing but she wont let me give her an orgasm... any sugestions? PLZ help
Like he other answers, my first thought was the squirting thing. That's where videos come in and show it's not weird or wrong.
That or research on oral and squirting techniques then do a bath and long backrub, back and front top to toes, then perform oral till she does. If she does, just go, "did that feel ok?", you had the bath towels handy,..
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How to pick up a chick for a threesome
Usually one of her friends or someone that has been interested in you, but not quite there.
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When i sit on my guy's face and he sucking on my pussy, my guy has a big nose. and i like to rub my pussy all over his nose and kinda hump it, because it feel like a hard dick, but then again i like to rub my pussy all over his face. what do u think?
Well, that's how a lick should start, nose down South bring it up with the tounge out and stop around the belly button. Chin finishes last, but is definitely not a loser.
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When a woman is having oral sex with her man, does men like it when you play with their anus?
Sure, but there's only one way to be certain.
And use plenty-o lube.
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Where can you bay a but plug
... buy a butt plug...?
At a sex toy shop. Online, at a sex toy shop.
Avoid used.
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How can I get this girl to like me? She says that she only wants to be friends? Any advice?
Get a girl friend. Nothing changes an impression of you faster.
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Ladies, do you always use shaving cream or just lather up the soap when you shave? Also, have you ever been in a huge rush and shaved dry? If so, how did that work out for you?
She never got past the irritation, but at least soap is a must. Even tried coochie cream, that didn't help.
I've used shaving cream, but found soap works just as well. If the soap has rinsed off, just water does NOT work.
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How should we properly dispose of ammunition?
Use it.
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I have an interview at an eye dr.'s office. What can I say/ask/do to get the job!?!? Any help would be much appreciated !!!!!
Maybe just my nature, but show up in sunglasses with a white cane?
General interview questions appear in searches of the net, far too many to list here. Go over them and come up with thoughtful answers. Have questions for them shows you're interested and eager to get started. Research the company on the net.
If you don't know anything about eyes, that would be a good first...
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Why is it said man “landed” on the “moon”?
Because it would be inaccurate to say man "bounced off the moon".
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What is the most emotional, sweeping, feelgood song ever?
NiN Ringfinger.
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Do you know the difference between oral sex and a picnic?
I'm thinking something about ants...
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If your grown son lives at home should he be allowed to bring girls into the house? How do you have this talk with no hurt feelings?
You don't bring it up. Unless that hurts your feelings.
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How do u factor the sum of a cube
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=math+factor+the+sum+of+a+cube
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What's the last thing you crafted, constructed or created yourself?
I built running boards and fenders for an equipment trailer. Sunday I built a template to use for routing out 25 project boxes.
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Would you rather be called hot or beautiful?
Either. Just don' call me late for dinner.
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An arrogant co-worker who sits next to me, went and put a large sticker on my car window (thinking it was funny I guess) The sticky stuff doesn't come off. I am pissed. Messing with personal property, shouldn't that be a write up offense?
Scrape the majority off. Then Goof-Off, Oops, or similar or mineral spirits will take the residue off.
Yes, it is a violation of something and if you want to push it, they may have it on video.
If you would rather get them back, post such a question. I have some thoughts.
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Do you like to wear rings?
No, never liked to wear a watch either.
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Other than for the weather, do you know a big reason why they normally launch space vehicles in mid-latitude locations?
Angular momentum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angular_momentum
Or simply:
http://www.qrg.northwestern.edu/projects/vss/docs/Navigation/2-why-launch-from-equator.html
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Why do black ppl have wide noses?
Evolution in action.
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What is the plural form of buffalo?
Buffalo.
Buffalos.
Buffaloes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1w2kMnsGn4
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When I click on a question that says it has an answer or more then one, it only says Answer 1 out of 0..? Whats wrong with it?
Didn't you have new math in school?
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"What should I do with my old wedding ring"?
Depends on the material. Gold, silver can be pounded flat and made into interesting shapes. Some are of value for their metal, but generally not a lot.
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When your in a grocery lane... lady in front is holding dollar bills but scrunging through her purse to pay in loose change; have you ever said anything? What would be an appropriate thing to say,asides from"Hey b*tch your holding up the line.."
I've pulled out change and said "oh here, I got it".
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I have 2 BF's,1 of my BF's and I are moving in together for college, the only reason the other friend isn't involved is because she has no job,& no car.We can't afford to be stuck with her part in the rent and taking her everywhere.. Are we bad friends?
Welcome to the real world.
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My bf of 4 yrs left town suddenly, saying he was visiting family and would be back in a week or two...left a string of "i love u" messages the first week, ended contact the second. it's been a monthsince he's been gone, with no contact at all for a week
I'll take 'what is the question for $400'.
Is he dead?
I wouldn't know, but you can search the internet news for that town.
Is he coming back?
Even if he is dead, sure doesn't sound like it.
Is he pregnant?
I suspected that at first, but don't think he'll be back after the baby.
Is he cheating?
No, you are no longer seeing him.
Is he with...
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I let my girlfriend down on something important and i told her i was going to come through for her but i could not and when i told her she said never mind and i told her i am sorry and i really tried she said its cool and she didnt text bac what should do
Good texts:
Running late
5pm is fine
OK.
I'm there
YES
Bad Texts:
Anything dealing with a female and/or relationships.
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What was the best sex position you have experienced?
Indecisive. In then out, in...
I know this is a duplicate question.
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We found a baby turtle on our driveway today and wonder what type it is. It has a black shell that is more flat than humped, an orange pattern on the rim of the shell, an orange underbelly, and orange stripes on it's legs, tail, and head. Any help on ID?
http://www.wildlifenorthamerica.com/wildlife/Reptile/Pond-Turtles.html
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Anyone ever see that movie, "Overboard"? If so, did ya like it or hate it?
Was Ok.
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Who hates the noise that flourescent lights make?
I.
I was at a Sears and could hear a high frequency screach that the sales guy couldn't. I was all like "stand here,.. you don't hear that?!". He couldn't.
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What should I do before I decide I want a divorce?
Think about what you said when you got married. Were you just saying those things because that's what you do when you get married, or did you mean your words?
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Is it cheating if you step outside of the relationship to engage in a sexual activity your partner isn't interested in?
If they say they are no longer interested in sex, and you state that's fine, you will fulfill those needs outside the relationship,.. you are not cheating.
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Do you remember S&H Green Stamps? or Yellow Stamps (competitor)? Did you collect them? Where did you get them? Did you ever redeem the books of these stamps? For what? Do you still have some of these stamps around the house, somewhere? (I do!)
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I don't recall. We had a Jewel, Eagle and some little shop my mom got milk at.
Yes.
I don't remember what all we got, but I recall rounding up all the books for the final turn in as they weren't giving away anything any longer.
We moved since then, so I doubt any avoided the cleaning.
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Why is it that when I'm alone no girl is interested in me, but hordes are after me when I'm taken?
You'll find the same of the job market. When you don't need one, there's offers out the wazoo.
When you're working, you have more confidence, when you're not, you have to work to be confident, and it shows.
It never hurts to have girls as friends. Even when they don't like you 'that way', they have friends who might. Plus, what better way to get...
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My period is 20 days late I've taken 2 home preg tests and both were negative. I'm extremely tired all the time, bad gas pains, cramps on and off and sore nipples am I pregnant can someone please help me!!
You need professional medical advice, not available here, nor without a physical inspection of your person. Likely involving a blood test. Please contact your physician.
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Has "cheating" become a catch all term for anything your spouse/partner disapproves of involving a someone of the opposite sex?
Yes, here it would appear so. But not -just- involving someone of the opposite sex.
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How many people on here have had their wisdom teeth removed?
Yes.
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I am teaching Family Life (Sex Ed) and one of the kids asked what a "Becky" is. I am unfamiliar with the term, and would like to know if anyone out there has a clue...
One site defines it as Bi, another as soccer mom.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=slang+becky
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Are there any portable power generators made anywhere that are powered by stationary bikes?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bicycle+portable+power+generator
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Does airplane fuel melt steel?
No. It takes a great deal of heat to melt steel.
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Does there need to be a real penalty to stop people from abusing AB rules and posting duplicate questions just to grab points?
There wouldn't be an obsession about point, if there were no points.
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Why would your bf who says he loves you wont answer your phone calls and wont reply to the messeges when you two havent seen each other for 2 months and he is far away?
I'd wonder why the stalker is posting the question to AB.
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If you received obscene, violent and threatening phone calls from a stranger would you call the police?
Yep. THere's a * code on most switches for call trace. Gives them the calling number, check with your phone company. (and don't believe that tv crap about having to stay on the line x seconds, there's a call record generated when they picked up to dial).
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My fiance has told me she needs some space and wants time to think. I have moved out for the time being. But its really hard for me. I cant stop calling her and showing up at our old house. I want to give her time, how do I make myself do it?
You collect your ring, stop calling, start dating.
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My best friend and my soon to be husband had oral sex in my house what sould i do he says it never happen but she came out and told me i guess because of the quilt should i be askin more question like where did it happen or no someone please help !
It's pretty interesting the number of answers who assume the man is lying. That is in and of itself pretty telling. There are three sides to this story. What he says, what she says, and what happend. There is the possibility he is telling the truth and she is lying. There is the possiblility that she is telling the truth and he is lying. There is also the possibility that something...
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How do you tell a guy that you are no longer interested after your first date?
You simply ask how he thought the date went, and no matter how he answers you follow up with "well, my biological clock is ticking and I'm hoping to have a couple of kids this year". If you aren't left standing there with a road runner/coyote wheel spinning smoke trail before you, I don't know a clearer way to get the point across.
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What do you do if your coworker gives you an innocent hug and then confesses that he wants to kiss you?
I'd say "I never, ever date someone I work with".
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How did you pick your marriage therapist/counselor?
The one with the fewest throwable items in his office.
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Would you go on a blind date, or have you been on one? Or would you never ever consider a blind date?
Sure.
No.
No.
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What does it mean when your girlfriend yells at you a lot of times? Every time I say or do something she doesn't like, she raises her voice at me. I have asked her not to do it. Is this something "normal" couples do to or should I be concerned about it?
It is not something normal, and if she is not stopping after you've discussed it with her, it may be time to let someone else help her sort it out. Because it won't stop on it's own.
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2+6t < 2(2t+7) < Has a line under it
Well, you can simplify part of that.
Then you can observe if it is true or false, or put in some values of T to determine if it is T/F. I always like to use 0,1 and then a bigger number.
Or do you not know what the < with a line under means?
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Im 23, hes 16. any comments? legal, moral, i just want some input from other people. thanks.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/Search.asp
That's where you'll be able to go to see your name as a register sex offender.
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I"VE BEEN WITH MY BF for 6yrs. he is going on a road trip to canada with a girl who i dont like.and i feel really uncomfortable if he were to go. Should i be ok with it?
6 years? He's not your boyfriend.
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Can i be in love with more than one person?
Of course.
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My ex wrecked her car. (The car is still under my name only, and I am making the payments). Would I be morally or legally responsible to replace her car? The insurance will only be enough to cover the loan.
It would depend completely on how the divorce was written up. If you were required to pay the loan, and the loan is now paid off with the insurance, I'd think you were done. If you were required to provide x dollars to make the loan payments, then likely you would have to continue paying x dollars.
Ultimately, your divorce attorney is the one you need to be asking.
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Do your washer and dryer match?
Yes.
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Can you make a sentence using the word 'WORRY'?
No, I don't think I can make a sentence using the word 'worry'.
Oh,.. wait!
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When you are by yourself do you make funny noises and talk to yourself, then think oh thank god no one is here to hear me? or are you nice and quiet and im just weird? =]
By myself?
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Do you agree with the statement that "there is no future in the past?"
No because
Those who ignore the past are destined to repeat it.
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How can prostitutes put ads on craigslist and get away with it?
You go to craigslist erotica area asking for sex and don't specify that you are to be paid. What's your id, we can send some work your way.
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What is something people say that they sometimes do not mean?
It's not you, it's me.
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What is a recipe that uses hamburger in it?
Hamburgers.
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So I have a job interview with Walgreens coming up. . . I was wondering what is the best way to ensure that I will be successfull with the interview and what will make it more likely for me to get a job there.
Research. Get on the net and learn everything you can about Walgreens. What they sell, what their gross sales are, target markets, growth,.. you get the idea.
Research interview questions. Even "what hours can you work", can be answered in a negative way. You want to make sure every answer you give screams "HIRE ME". What is your worst quality? What would you do if...
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Do you tink your s/o or mine is on here chatting up others too?
It's not a chat room, so no.
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If a mother bear is with her cubs and sees a human walking away in the distance, then does she attack the human to defend her cubs?
We weren't attacked. She clearly saw us and moved away. The cub went up a short tree and we completely stopped. Cub came down and they kept moving away. Was pretty cool and scary (being with young ourselves).
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How do i build hiding spaces in walls
http://www.hiddenpassages.com/
http://www.garymkatz.com/TrimTechniques/hidden_pivot_bookcase_install.htm
These guys were at the gun show:
http://www.spacexdoors.com/
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I have terrible acne, since i was 13. I am 24 now. I have tried minocycline, tetrecycline, various birth control pills, the ring, and proactiv. I am afraid to try Accutane due to the connotation with depression. Any ideas or remedies?
May be a long shot but I had surgery and woke up with a godawful headache. They said it was due to caffeine withdraw and actually gave me a coke in the waiting room. Next surgery I stopped drinking caffeine a week before, primarily sodas. Noticed my skin cleared up as well. Didn't have the headache that time either.
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Where is the last place that you spent the night, and it wasn't your own home?
Grand Canyon.
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I hate when only part of my answer/comment gets posted and part of the point goes missing. Has this happened to you?
Is this one of those times?
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I take the pill at 7.30pm and have been on the pill for about a month. did not have sex in first week. i have taken my first 3 sugar pills and havnt had period. any chances of being pregnant? is this normal or should i get my period straight away?
The pill is not 100% so yes, there is a chance of being pregnant.
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What's on the top of your Wardrobe...?
A hat. The shirt comes next, pants socks and then shoes.
Was this a trick question?
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What do you know about the Regency Period in England?
Absolutely nothing.
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Christina Applegate used to be in a television series in the '80s where she was the lead character. Do you remember the name of the series?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Christina+Applegate+television+series
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Does the human eye see everything around us: such as ghost, aliens god etc?
We can only see a very small spectrum of light.
But I don't think it's like those other things, more like how animals only see black n white, while we see the colors.
Even then, I wonder what the heck the cat is looking at.
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My Fiance and I just recently started fighting alot. I don't know what we even fight over half the time... and I'm starting to feel like I just don't make him happy anymore. How we even begin to start fixing this problem?
It takes two people to fight.
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I'm in a very odd day. Everything i have done ive questioned. Do you think AB is taking it's toll on me?
I wonder what you mean by that.
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Would you marry someone who didn't want his or her first kiss until his or her wedding day? Why or why not?
It's funny the number of things people get divorced over. So on your wedding day, you find your SO doesn't even like to kiss, or be in the same bed as you.
What was the point of getting married.
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How did you let go?
I had to focus to tell each finder to open. Never knew grabbing something hot was like grabing something electrical. Hand just snapped shut without me thinking about it.
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If someone removed all of the keys from your keyboard would you be able to put them back in their correct spot; that is, do you think you can recall them all without looking at another keyboard or an onscreen keyboard?
I don't get all the odd keys in the right spot, but with this job I get some funky looking keyboards and I'll pop them off and let them soak overnight.
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Is it true that the reason why many people see math as 'boring' is because most of them can't understand it?
People find math boring. I can't imagine it.
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Did you ever tell your mother to "shut up" in her face and not just under your breath?
Yep, and she has a mean headlock.
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What are some benefits to having an art degree vs a programming degree?
With art you don't get laid off when your job is exported to india.
On the otherhand unemployment pays the same either way.
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Have you ever been "authorized" to enter?
If it's not locked, they really didn't want to keep me out, now did they.
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I am very tired but i also have a daunting maths paper sitting infront of me with a deadline of tomorow (i recieved it today) what should i do?
Cold shower.
Do the math.
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My girlfriend beat me in armwrestling and says that unless I can beat her I have to wear girly panties which is very embarrassing when she makes me show her friends. Is this fair?
If that was the bet, that is fair. But it is curious that she brings her friends over to see you in her underware and you're complaining.
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My best friend got a new boyfriend and she never sees me anymore and is always with him.i jus feel abit pushed out bcoz b4we wer always together. she is the kind who will think im being stupid if i try to talk to her about it. i dont no what to do!!!
Be there when they break up.
Realize it when you're doing it to her.
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Guys: if it was your 10th anniversary, what gift would you want to get from your wife?
A gift that shows she knows me and has lived with me for 10 years.
Aside from that, have a cute friend?
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Do you think jaywalkers should be fined?
No, that would only leave us birds and small animals as targets.
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A FORMER friend of mine is being bullied in school.Our class have turned on her they say saying awful things about her knowing that she can hear them perfectly well.I know that she is thinking of moving and I am told she is very unhappy. What should I do?
Let a teacher know what's going on. Bullying is not allowed by most schools codes. Bad things happen when it goes on unchecked.
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What is the value of zero
Zero makes an excellent placeholder. If you're not sure the value of a good placeholder, spend Thanksgiving night in front of BestBuy drinking WAY too much coffee.
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Should I be stressing about money when I am only 20 Years old? or should I be living fun and free and grow up later?
I once saw a chart that showed if you saved $2000 a year from early twenties (23 maybe?) to 30 and then nothing after that, you'd have over a million dollars at retirement (assuming several factors). If you started at 30 and saved till retirement, you'd never hit that same figure (given same assumed factors). The sooner you start to build up your retirement, the better off you will be.
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What medication is good for TMJ?
My wife had a mouth thingy for a year or so. Then just in the night for a while.
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Do your sidewalks have curbs?
No, but the streets do.
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On a scale of 1-10, How good of a memory do you have?
On the scale of 1-10 did you forget to put if 1 was a good memory or a bad one?
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Need helping turning my girlfriend? Where are other turn on spots besides thighs and vaginal
I'll sometimes poke her and say "you're snoring", that sometimes gets her to turn.
To turn her on, try a long back rub, every so often kiss behind the ear, on the rump, a toe or two.
If it's been a busy week, just coming up behind her and giving a kiss on the neck seems to make things happen a couple hours later.
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Do they make birth control pills for men? If so, what? If not, why not?
It's called beer. Without it there would be far fewer pregnancies.
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How many men have asked you to marry them?
Zero. Always the groom, never the bride.
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I noticed someone asked if it was ok if a 35 year old man was dating a 19 year old woman. Everyone that answered said it was fine if they were in love. Would the response be different if it was a 35 year old woman dating a 19 year old 'man'?
Sure either way. Same as it's ok for a 19year old to date someone 16 years younger. They're the same maturity and have the same life experiance, and can relate to many of the same things,..
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
"honey, hasn't this question been asked 169 times before?"
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When was the last time you ran out of HOT water and why?
Last week. Turned the water off to replace faucet valves and shut off the water heater just to be safe. Forgot to turn it back on.
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Where can I find the purchase/installation date of a water heater? (kenmore/sears)
Without the receipt you cannot.
The manufacture date of the heater is usually built into the serial number. That can be found in various locations depending on if it is electric or gas heater.
http://www.peaktoprairie.com/?D=155
http://www.inspectorsjournal.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2542
http://www.waterheaterrescue.com/pages/WHRpages/English/Longevity/water-heater-maintenance.html
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What is the highest amount of money you have spent at a thrift store? And did you get your money's worth for what you bought?
$250. Of course.
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What if your girl had her tits where the ass should be and vice versa? Would you then be so keen to lie with your head on her chest?:D
Yes, but you may not be that kinky.
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If the theory of evolution were true, wouldn't we have much much much more than 6 billion people on this planet? I think so.
Wow, you're right. Perhaps you should put that into a white paper.
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Does anyone else miss heath ledger even though they never knew him? im sad he ll never make another movie.
Who?
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Ok Fellow Star Trekkies New Trek out in may . So whats the Pre opinion about recasting the original crew ? How well do you think it will do ? rock or flop?
Just so they don't forget to rotate the shield harmonics when attacted by a bird of war.
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A bottle of_________?
Red.
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Does anyone have know if a tongue piercing gives more pleasure to a man when receiving a blow job? All comments welcome. I am thinking of having my tongue pierced to better pleasure my SO.......
I asked a coworker one day in an off-handed flippet meaning to be funny remark and he said.
"No."
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Well okay see if you are physically attracted to your girlfriend how do you show it without making it seem like your just trying to get in her pants?
Walk up, hand her a pink rose, walk away.
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Do you sit on your toilet, or do you squat like two thirds of the world population?
I stand most of the time. The rest is more like using a lazyboy.
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You are facing south. You turn left, make an about-face, turn right, and turn right again. Which direction is behind you?
South
East
West
North
East
West is behind you.
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When was the last time you used an actual phone booth with real doors, a light and a seat in it?
70s. I can't recall the last time I even saw one.
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I friend is scared to tell her mom that she thinks she is ready to have sex? wat should she do
If she's afraid to tell her mother, she isn't ready.
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17w ultrasound showed that we're having a boy, does this look like a boy to you? Friend thinks the tech is wrong and that it looks too big to be a penis.
It's a boy. He's clearly giving the tech the finger.
LET ME SLEEP!
(our techs were 3 for 3)
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When you buy new shoes, have you ever bought the identical style of new shoe that your old shoe was? I did that for the first time ever last weekend. Has anyone else ever done that before, as well?
I do that on purpose. Once a shoe fits, I just go in and get that box the next time.
Now this one time in college, I had 2 pairs of the same shoe. One blue pair, one black.
I'm sitting in class, looking down after having gotten dressed in the dark,... one blue, one black.
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What is the oddest situation you have ever found yourself caught up in?
Working a garage sale for a charity. Someone bought a weight machine and asked it to be delivered to her friend. We clean up and I head over with it and ring the bell. "Hi, I have the weight bench.". "Huh?". "Ummm, Tabby bought this weight bench and said to bring it here?". "She did what?".
So after a minute or so of that, we unloaded it and I...
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This girl that sits in front of me keeps turning around and looking a me, I think she likes me, but im not sure if i like her, there is someone else i think i like, im not sure what to do...help?
Do you put your foot on the book rack under the chair while shaking your leg? I know I used to drive people nuts doing that.
You will meet a great number of people in your life time, some will like you enough to go out with you. Being nice, friendly, and having conversations with as many as possible increases your odds. When you are those things, people that do not want to go out with...
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Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth? Have you cheated on your partner?
No.
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Ladies: when having sex, have you ever accidentally gotten period blood on your partner's penis and how did he react to seeing it?
I've been known to start it, and I've apparently started it back up too. If you think about it, some people think seeing someone cut and bleeding is gross too. So it's not too far fetched for someone to be grossed out by having someone else's blood on their person.
And if it's bothering you this much with this small thing, I can tell you the whole baby thing is...
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♣ What are the best ways to waste time? ♣
Set the clock forward an hour, then pull the plug. Now watch time catch up.
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MEN: What PART of a woman do you like to smell most....her hair, skin, etc?
Their hair. Anyplace else is pretty much asking for a slapping. Darn train anyway.
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Do you know anybody who tried to kill themself? what was going on in their life that made them so depressed?
Sometimes there's just a chemical imbalance, and not being on the meds makes every little thing seem like a mountain. On top of it, off the meds the rationalization is the meds were the cause of the problems, so they don't seek help to get back on them.
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Do you know a forign language?
I know several. French, german, spanish, canadian English, I just can't understand them.
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How does life progress? Does it get better, worse, stay the same?
Ever been on a roller coaster. A bit like that. Only the car doesn't go back to the station.
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Ever had a terrible roommate? If so, what made them so terrible?
I had these 2 guys that bought a 16 place setting (seemed like anyway). Their plan was to wash like once a month. One guy looked like a bear when his shirt was off. Imagine the shower looking like a shag carpet when you went to get in in the morning.
Then there was the time I walked in to a roommate meeting. They decided all the cleaning chores including washing up in the kitchen. Even...
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Is it normal to feel tired after you fell in love and failed so many times?
Tired no, depressed? Yes.
Pull up them bootstraps little buckaroo and get back on that horse,...
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Has anyone moved in with the fiance before marriage? Did the marriage actually happen? LOL
Yes, good friend from my first job. She and he bought a house together prior to the wedding. Even slept in the same bed. He did calculus problems in his head to keep from thinking of other things. Two amazing kids last I heard.
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How would you react If your mother-in-law asked your eleven year old daughter if she knew what oral sex was?
I'd be pissed. Then I'd wonder where she was coming from. Perhaps she or her friends or sister {whomever} had gotten some early aged experiance.
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What was the last conversation you had with a police officer about?
Watched a kid pull out, end up in the far left lane, over correct from that to hopping the right curb. As he tried to get unhooked from the curb, over corrected again into the left lane whence a car now was. After hitting the car, ended up hopping the right curb again, and plowing into a fence where he stopped.
I explained all that to the officer and headed on my way. (I did make sure...
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Men many women condemn all men because of some bad ones. Can any of you tell us why you are a good man and are there many good men out there? Men who love women not just for sex?
I gotta believe with a 50% divorce rate, at least a 1/4 of them are doing a good job.
That or realllyy good in the sack.
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If you're married, did you find the first year of marriage the hardest, the easiest, or somewhere in between?
Yes. Hardest, easiest, and somewhere in between.
Sex was the easiest, hell try and find a second alone now. Even when you do one or the other is snoring.
Hardest was dealing with living with someone else. Ok, that doesn't get a whole lot easier. Especially when extra someones come along.
In between is all the usual stuff that goes on and keeps going on.
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Can a relationship work if hes 21 years older than me?
Possibly. But think about the differences in maturity and life experiances of someone 21 years younger than you. Could you make that work?
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Why is my boyfriend not answering my phone calls. the last time we were together everything was great. he lives an hour away from me, normaly he would be calling me every day or 2,3,4, times a day. its been a week since we talked, im confused.
Could have moved, could be dead, but we would have no way of knowing without going over there.
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Do anybody know that, what exactly husband means and wife means? and marriage means?
Husband is the guy in a marriage.
Wife is the gal in a marriage (same marriage).
Marriage is what you have to do to check the 'married filing jointly' box on your taxes.
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I understand that diesel vehicles have been converted to run on used vegetable oil.Have you heard of this as well?
The diesel motor was designed to run on peanut oil.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Diesel
BioDiesel is converted vegtable oil to run straight in a modern diesel engine. While no other modifications are required, it often has a cleansing effect and hoses and filters often need to be replaced. The reason for 2 tanks is the vegetable oil doesn't flow well in cold weather so...
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What's more serious than a heart attack?
Lion attack. You're not just dead, you're dinner.
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How long is "too long" in between sexual relations with your husband/wife?
You mean beyond the hour aftersex nap?
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Why do men think a wife does not have a right to say no to sex when he is not attempting to fulfill his duties as a husband?
Ummm, that is a duty as a husband.
Or is there some list I don't know about.
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"Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart" ..... Does Bonnie Tyler have leprosy?
Since love is an emotion, it logically follow that she means emotionally, she is falling apart.
But I always suspected she was in love with a zombie and he didn't quite see her the same way. So now she's falling apart.
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Guys: Do you prefer a woman in their 30's to wear long sundresses with cardigans or would you rather see them in pants and a shirt?
I don't generally run around asking women their age, and it might help to clarify what a cardigan is, but I'll go with sundress in general over pants & a shirt.
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So wouldnt the egg have died is the chicken wasnt there to sit on it?
Crocodylidae pack their eggs in a composting mound and leave them. The ancestor of the chicken could have reared its young in a similar manner.
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Why does a boys bicycle have a nutbuster bar?
The triangle is the best structure for strength in that application
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How can I get the neighbor’s dog to stop crapping in my yard?
Submit a bill for cleanup to the owner.
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I'm hoping somebody can help and please don't come from a judgemental place but put yourself in my shoes! My bf just told me today that he kissed another girl last night, which is a big deal...He's doing everything to get me back, what should i do?
We only have 1/2 the story, and not much at that. I can't say anyone here could tell you what you should do.
If someone kissing someone in whatever level the relationship that you think it is, is a big deal to you, you should make sure the other person understands that.
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Can you really blame a married man for cheating if his wife doesn't have sex with him for, say, 2 years? What about a wife who cheats because her husband ignores her for the same time frame? Be honest.
It's only cheating if you don't inform the other party. Babe, you've turned me down and haven't expressed any intrest in having sex (or playing tennis, or canoeing), I'm going to take that activity outside the marriage.
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If someone's willing to teach you rocket science,would you like to learn?
The question presumes I am unfamilure with the topic.
Pointy end up....
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My girlfriend came home early and found me with 6 exotic dancers from Rachel's on top of me ,why doesn't she believe me that it was all completely innocent and nothing happened?
Why, simply show her the video,...
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Do men secretly LOVE sluts..because men claim to want good girls yet they always CHEAT on their girlfriend/wives with SLUTS? I think most men really want sluts what do you think?
Well, yes. But you say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm failing to see how they are all sluts. If the guy doesn't say anything to the other about his existing relation ship, I don't think that means she's a slut. And since at least one relationship exists like that, they don't "always cheat {} with sluts".
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I asked a girl out to a first date for saturday, and today (sat) she texted me telling me she was sick. But she tells me that she cant do much this week that her bro is in town and easter. I said dont worry bout it, next time then. Did she blow me off?
I got blowed off 2 times. Shes been hogging the covers for 20 years.
Think about that for a while.
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A 40 yr old male surfs everyday, watches surfing on tv, looks at it on the internet everyday. Is this normal? He has no job and a wife and 2 kids.
It's normal for women with no job to sit at home at watch soap operas. So, what's wrong with surfing the net.
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Is it ok for a 40 yr old man with a wife and 2 kids to surf everyday and not work?
Women do it, why not men?
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Anyone out there had a charlie horse lately?
Nope, many, many years. I can remember waking up with them though. Mom said to eat banannananas. Never did, they smell.
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What would you do if you where in a public toilet and you had bad dioriah (Idk how to spell it) and in the toilet there was no toilet paper?
I pulled my pants up, walked out to the counter in the lobby, picked up as many papertowels as one hand could hold (6-8" worth), glared at the workers behind the counter and went back into the bathroom. I didn't hear anything, but there was a roll of toilet paper on the counter when I came out to wash my hands.
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Have you ever killed a live animal and then eaten it?
It makes no sense to kill a dead animal, and you generally don't want to eat those unless it was deaded in your presence.
I have taken, kilt, and eaten fish. But they were clearly up to no good and the evidence pointed to their intent to contribute to global warming.
However, I have never harmed, through any action or inaction on my behalf, a tofu.
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My fiance and I are starting to lose the passion in our relationship. We've been together for a long time, and recently, mostly because of time and our busy schedules, things are getting a little boring in the bedroom. Any advice on ho
Snort!! Long time and busy schedules? That's a good one, I really can't stop laughing. Less than 20 years and 3 kids? I take it sex toys haven't entered the picture yet? Those shops have lots of sex books too. Have you taken him to a strip club? Go to a mall with a matress shop and try some out, then climb on top of him. Hope you make it back to the car,.. Take a day off and...
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I LIKE A GIRL BUT IM SHORTER THAN HER I LIKE ANOTHER GIRL BUT NOT AS MUCH BUT SHE SHORTER THAN ME WHICH ONE DO I ASK OUT.
Ask the one who will ultimately bring happiness and fulfillment to your life. And if all else fails, pick "C".
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I just meet this guy this past monday and i am very interested in him.. how do i go about to tell him with out sounding like a creep or its to much for him.. please help..
Well, guys will typically come up with something to do, then ask the person if they want to do that with them, you know coffee, movie, dinner, dancing. You could try "hi, I'm going to paint my bathroom, would you like to mask the woodwork with me?".
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How do you handle phone stalkers?
Check into 'call trace' with your phone company.
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At what age should a teenage girl have her first serious boyfriend? boys?
Mine? 32.
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Should a husband and new wife live in same house he shared with ex wife for 7 years? We cant buy right now, so how do we make it so I see it as "ours" and not "theirs"?
You're jealous of a house. How ever did you get over where his 'you know what' has been?
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I was having sex w/ my bf around the time I thought my period ended. He however got a bit of blood on his penis and was disgusted. We stopped immediately and he went home. D'you think he'll ever talk to me again? What should I do?
Er, find a guy that wants to give you what you need, when you need it. Not like he isn't leaving a mess for you.
On his penis? MAKE HIM WEAR A CONDOM
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What does it mean if a guy tells you he likes you and wants to get to know you better but says he's not ready for a relationship because he just got out of one?
Sounds like a cool guy. Doesn't want to jump into a new relationship because he just got out of one and needs to get his head straight first?
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Do you secretly wish you had larger boobs? But that hasn't stopped you from insulting those who actually got implants now has it?
No, nor do I wish my SO had larger boobs. My not liking the look of implants underneath boobs does not mean I'm insulting you either.
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Can a man possibly go on a dating sight after just breaking up with a loved one "just to talk". LoL
Yes. They can also do it without breaking up.
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I am not looking for either sympathy nor criticism. I was just curious if anyone else out there ever felt that if they just suddenly fell off the face of the earth that no one would even notice or give a damn?
Read a book on the geology of the grand canyon and took a hike down. You feel like you aren't even a blink in the passage of time.
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Some young punks here in Florida burglarized, attacked and raped an 89 y/o lady. What do you think should be done with these sickos? It is scary it happened here in Fl because our laws are lax and backwards.
Florida? Don't you have the everglades?
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Why does a guy bother to make a first date then not bother to show up? Did I just misunderstand when it was suppose to be or something?
No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
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My husband and i havent have sex in a couple of weeks he's been going to the bathroom to masturbate for the last couple of weeks
Wake up early and climb on top of him, see if that takes care of it.
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What is the best way to bring a women to orgasm?
Take her to the shoe store, hand her the credit card, and say "see you in 5 hours".
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I have two girlfriends and a fuck buddy.They all know of each other and they dont seem to care.Should i do anything about it?
Sounds like you need to get them all in one place, at the same time. Preferably with a bed.
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Ive been having heartburn which is something ive never really had before and ive also gained a bit of weight. My period has always been iregular so its hard to tell if im late but i havent had it for a little over a month. Good chance im pregnant?
Was there a + or - on the little stick you pee on?
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So this girl and I like each other but she constantly brings up here her old boy friend and its annoying.
What should I do?
Kiss her.
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Do you prefer to see a girl with a small but and big boobs are small boobs and a big butt?
Given the limited choices, small and big, but not really a butt guy anyway.
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My wife and I have a sex last Monday. and i'm not sure if some of my sperms were in before i ejaculated outside of her. and at first place, we don't want to have a child right now because of financial problems. so, what will i do to prevent having a child
It's called a condom.
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How can I stop constantly fighting with my mom?.
Takes 2 people to fight. Stop fighting.
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How do i stop my dog from digging holes?
Lock up the shovel and pick-axe.
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Guys: are you REALLY still attracted to your S/O? how long have you been together?
Yes,.. meow.
How long, man I don't remember. It seemed like another boring party getting plastered, but there were these guys who had hammered out this wicked golden statue, when this other dude stormed in and he musta been on something because he smashes this book he was working on and there was pieces flying everywhere. She got some dust in her eye and I offered to help.
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I got mad at my boyfriend,it's been 4 days now and he only texted me twice.I ignored his msgs.I feel that he should be doing more to get me back since he was wrong,but it's like he doesn't even care that i'm mad at him.Help
Thank him for his understanding and look into anger management.
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My boyfriend wants me to make him eat his cum....save it in a glass by taking my mouth away from his penis right before he cums. Anybody done this ? Ladies or Men
Misread the question. Sorry.
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Ok, i am a perv I admit it, I really want my BF to pee inside my vagina, well he cant pee with a hard on, so how would we go about makeing that happen? sugestions needed wanted and begged for!
He could hang around inside afterwards, until the valve closes allowing him to go. But I wouldn't recommend sex without a condom.
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Can an employer force an employee to use PTO days (Paid Time Off, ie. vacation, personal days, sick days), which the employee has not yet accrued, and then expect the employee to pay back the company for the days taken that were not yet accrued, if the em
Yep. Or you can find work elsewhere. I elected to take time off without pay because if they did lay me off, they would take severance out of the negative vacation balance.
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I work with a guy and we both are really into each other we hang out outside of work a lot and are both dating people and have been for a while, is this weird? Should I stop now before we go "to" far?
Never, ever date someone from work.
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I have to drive 100 Km. At the 100 Km I am driving 100Km/h then, at the 99 Km i reduce my speed to 99 Km/h (not taking into consideration the time it takes the slow down) And so on until i reach 1 Km where i am driving at 1 Km/h. how long will it take me?
Insufficient information. Are you drinking one of those liter sodas on this drive?
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If I have one child with Aspergers syndrome should I worry about my other child?
Sure. Why wouldn't you?
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Do you eat differently on the weekends than you do during the week?
Yes, I don't drive to work and eat lunch during the weekends.
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Do you have a zero tolerance to lying in a relationship or dating, or would you accept it to some degree - explain your answer?
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?".
"No, your butt looks fat without the dress".
I no longer follow a zero tolerance to lying policy.
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What's the worst place you've ever run out of toilet paper?
McDonalds. Hand Driers. Had diarrhia.
Walked out, grabbed 1 foot of napkins and went back in.
When I came out there was a roll of TP on the sink counter.
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What is the difference between trebuchets and catapults?
A catapult is a device which throws a missile.
A trebuchet is a particular type of catapult which uses gravity and a long lever to fling the missile.
THAT was a FUN science project this year.
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What are some restaurants you wouldn't eat at?
Little husband & wife dinner down the street:
Sam and Ella's
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Does anyone here like the band the butthole surfers?
If only for their name alone.
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I moved in with my boyfriend and his two kids. I do all the cooking, cleaning and am the primary caregiver for his kids especially when he travels, I also work part time. He makes a healthy income, I make 800.00. What denomination of rent should I be pay?
It is not possible to say without knowing the cost of rent in your area and/or the monthly mortgage payment.
Your income is not relevant as that does not determine what it would cost to rent your own apartment.
His income is not relevant as he is the landlord. You said you moved in with him, so unless he is on a lease, he's the landlord. If he's on a lease, you're...
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say Billy Mays?
Here.
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If a car was going over the speed limt and i was coming out of a side road. and thay hit me is it my fault.
Yep.
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My family is almost MAKING me marry... but im only 23 and i dont want. at first i didnt pay much attention to it, but now it really plays with my nerves. they say its the time and i ll not be sorry if i marry. but i really dont want at all. what to dooo?(
Even if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
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What is a place where you have a hard time staying awake?
At my job. Flying a 747 is boring.
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What do you think about a man who went out with his new fling and ex wife, both women confronted each other, he bashed his ex with his new fling, then has the nerve to ask his ex for anothe sexual encounter? What to advice the ex who still feels hurt?
Perhaps review what "ex" means?
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What does it mean when another women calls your man ''AWOL''.....
Absent without leave (they don't have a pass to be off base).
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If could go out to eat with one person, whether they be dead or alive, who would you choose and why?
Definitely the live person. A dead person would be no fun and attract flies.
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How long are you guys happy to do oral sex for? I was with a new man, feelilng quite shy but loving being with him, yet was unsure how do handle his willingness to continue doing this for me.
Well, turnabout is fair play.
But after an hour or so I get tired.
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How many guys have put his cock in your rear?
Do you mean at the same time?
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Excel question: Can a single cell have more than one "if" formula? For instance, if cell D7 is 32, then cell K7=1; if D7 is 38, then K7=2; if D7 is 42, then K7=3; if D7 is 45, then K7=4.
=IF(D7=32,1,IF(D7=38,2,IF(D7=42,3,IF(D7=45,4,0))))
Note: else 0 is if is none of those values.
(2007)
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I have been dating my boyfriend for over two years. He has children from his first marriage who I get along with well. I am still not invited to family holiday gatherings. I feel really left out. Am I being oversensitive?
Never, ever date a person with kids. You'll never be top dog.
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Name another word for coffin?
Hacking.
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I have decided that I do want to breastfeed my daughter. Do I talk to her pediatrician about this or should I make an appointment with my doctor?
My son was in ICU for the first few days and was bottle fed. Getting him to latch on was a pain the the assets. There is an organization out there dedicated to breastfeeding and probably has more info than the docs. But be careful, their views were a bit,.. unusual.
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Why do people have to complain with your questions insted of answering the god dammed question?
Isn't there an 'a' in instead?
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Should Sheriff Arpaio be made to resign for civil rights abuses in Arizona?
If the elected officials write state laws that are considered civil rights abuses, I see no reason to force the sheriff to resign for enforcing them. Besides, he has a real cool it's not a tank, tank.
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How many of you men over 40 yrs old (who claim to love your gf and tell them that they mean the world to you) have cheated on your gf and lied to her about it? .
It appears at least 1.
If they haven't asked, would that count as lied to her about it?
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Chris Rock said "if you haven't considered murdering someone, you haven't been in love" do you think that's true?
http://www.christophertitus.com/
Titus said "if you haven't consered murdering someone, you haven't been through a divorce".
Which makes more sense.
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What are some good Uses for Zip Ties/Cable Ties...?
They're good for flinging peanuts across the office.
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If you ask a guy to prom and he says I'll think about it, how many days do you give him to say yes or no? Does I'll think about it really mean no?
If you get a "I'll think about it", give a "ok, let me know by tomorrow".
When you're an employee you'll get used to thinking "I have to get this done by xxx" and when you're the boss you'll be thinking "I have to give this to xx and have it done by xxx".
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Tell me any method to delay ejaculation?
Stop moving.
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Where can I find 2 girls 1 cup?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=2+girls+1+cup
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My gf wants me to do her w/no condom and cum inside her. she says i worry too much. shes on the pill and tracks her schedule (we only do it certain weeks). i do worry a lot and want to use a condom on top of all that. am i being too cautious?
I can't explain it any better than this story:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
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Do all men like fake boobs?
No.
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?
There was a case a while back of a pregnate woman getting a ticket. She fought it and won. I don't think you could argue a corpse as a person or passenger.
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I'm six minutes away from winning my auction on E-Bay. Wouldn't it suck to loose now?
The way Ebay works, you should never bid prior to the last 5 seconds. Unless you're the type who would walk into a live auction and shout out $125 when they're at $80.
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How could you make your first date with someone really akward?
Take her to Red Dawn. Boy, that blood drinking scene really made the evening.
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Why do you think there is a Nursing Shortage in the U.S.?
They're laying off here, while 2 years ago they created a program to crank them out faster to meet demand. So, what shortage?
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How old are you and how old do you feel you are?
Old enough to use the phrase "well, when I was a kid".
Feel about twice that age.
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If you have a front-loading high-efficiency clothes washer, how does it work on a load of bath towels? We just got one, and towels are left sopping wet when the cycle is done.
Sounds like in imbalance when the spin cycle occurs. Perhaps too many towels. If they come out wet, try taking out a couple and run just a spin cycle.
I know I ran something light with a couple of towels because front loaders don't do well with small loads. I think the towels ended up on one side and the light thing on the other because they were still wet. I then ran the spin cycle...
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I am 18 and my girlfriend is 17. She has had 10 sexual partners before me that I know of. She is very open about everything and i respect that but talking about her ex's really bothers me. How should I deal with this situation?
You are 18, an adult and she 17, a minor. You should do whatever it takes to stay out of jail.
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Whats the difference between a software and a program
The programs, routines, and symbolic languages that control the functioning of the hardware and direct its operation.
A set of coded instructions that enables a machine, especially a computer, to perform a desired sequence of operations.
One of those is the definition of software and one is of program. In use, they tend to be interchangable. A program, like TurboTax, is a specific...
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How do you eat your Reeses Peanut butter cups?
Frozen. Usually 1/2 in the first bite.
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We have always heard the expression undressing them with your eyes, have you ever tried dressing someone with your eyes?
Just today in line. Guy had a sleeveless shirt on and when I turned around I got too much of a bad view. Dude, it's called an UNDERSHIRT.
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Do you know that the US is actually a REPUBLIC?
For which it stands.
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Growing up? I'm 20 years old about to move out on my own. Any advice?
It is far cheaper to not live out on your own. Other than that,... Never, ever eat yellow snow.
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How do you tell a female co-worker that she has bad breath-it's so bad you have to stand back a few feet to talk
Not bad breath, bad choice of perfume. We would say hi to her without turning around to see who came in the cube. She asked how we knew who it was and I said, "my eyes are watering from the perfume you spilled on yourself".
But, you might want to try some subtlety. "I feel I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't let you know, and please tell me if I'm outta...
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Do you have extra marital affairs? How many?
Not yet. Is there a limit?
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I sliced through my fingernail at work today. Whats the worst cut you ever got?
Was walking through a steel yard and stepped over a pile of tubing. Didn't quite clear it and scratched the back side of my leg. Didn't hurt a lot, but you wouldn't know that from looking at it. Almost a 1/4" wide and 4" long scar.
Then there's the scar from when I put my hand down on the log to push myself up,.. as the other guy was swinging down with the...
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Where can I find out how old my house is? I live in Victoria Australia and would like to know around what time my house was built, over the internet if possible?
If plumbing or electrical are original to the home, they often have date codes. Toilets are under the tank lid, electrical on the label with the code info.
Otherwise any sort of building/zoning department info.
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What would men do without us women?
That's a good question and I don't have a good answer.
Could you give us a 30 day free trial?
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I want a wife, don't you? my god, all the thing good wives do who wouldnt want a wife?
You know,.. even the good ones don't all do all the things.
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Do you enjoy watching water boil?
Not as much as watching the fire heat it.
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I hate my boss. How do I avoid becoming over heated with certain issues and not loose my cool?
Work like a contractor. What ever you say boss, what ever you say,... you're paying for it.
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Have you taken a shower today?
2
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What is that special something you had when you were a kid?
Ice cold pepsi outta bottles at the barbershop.
Dad would bring home breadsticks that were served on the airlines back then.
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A chimp will live 50 to 60 years, has the strength of seven men and will cost you approx $750,000 in it's lifetime. Do you care to adopt one?
No, I'm close to the border and undocumented workers are a dime a dozen. Plus they can do the wash, fold it and put it neatly in drawers. If I need more strength, Home Depot time.
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I need to do a research project as a freshman in highschool. Any good ideas or topics?
People posting Questions on AB for someone else to do their schoolwork?
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Is Roomba is a vacumm cleaner from iRobot company? What about Scooba?
Yes.
Yes.
Dry vac.
Wet vac.
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Do you think its ok for a girl to sleep with another girl if she has a boyfriend.
That would be called cheating.
Was actually an episode of Cheaters. Boy was he pissed. I was thinking, "that could work out".
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How do you like to enjoy Roomba & Scooba from iRobot company?
Love'm both. Mixed reviews on the batteries however.
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What is your preferred type of hammer?
One insanely overkill for the job.
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Can a guy have an orgasm
Having experianced ejaculation most of my life, I find there is a difference between that and the sort of stops the breathing, toe curling, body shaking orgasms I've observed in females. And yes, I have those.
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Why do you only remember nightmares and never happy dreams
I cannot answer as it is not true. Ask any teenage boy why he remembers happy dreams.
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My husband and I go to the same dentist. I went a month before him, and at his appointment, the dentist told my husband that I needed $11,000 in "work". I felt like my confidential info was violated. I did not agree for my husband to be told. Right?
Correct. Unless he is the insured, then it's a wash.
I had a doctor appologize to me for something that happened to my wife. I suggested he talk to her instead.
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I watched a show about space exploration and there were some people in it saying the Apollo moon walks were staged. What do you think?
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.html
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast23Feb_2.htm
http://www.redzero.demon.co.uk/moonhoax/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Moon_Landing_hoax_accusations
http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-mashups-moon-hoax-sneak-peek.html
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You ever get something stuck in your teeth and then obsess about getting it out until you finally do?
No, I carry floss in the truck so I don't have to obsess. I have resorted to using loose thead, that didn't work.
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If CO2 has nothing to do with global warming, why not fix warming by building a sky-scrapper sized air conditioner with its own massive coal fired power plant to run it?
The same reason you wouldn't build one with a nuclear powered power plant.
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Have you ever gotten a pea stuck up your nose?
In Jr High I was eating a carrot at lunch when I sneezed. Afterwards in french class, something felt like I needed to blow my nose, but then what I think was a chunk of carrot slid down the back of my throat.
But no peas.
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Would a guy be turned off by a girl who does Martial Arts? Would they find her too intimidating and pass her off because they wouldn't necessarily be the "damsel in distress" and wouldn't need a prince to save them?
My wife was a brown belt when we got married.
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My wife and I have some of the best sex ever when she is pregnant, is this the same for anyone else?
Pregnant sex, unreal sex. Wait till she's nursing,..
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Have you found your g spot? Can your so's find it?
Don't have one but I did find it.
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It finally happened. Someone dropped the bomb and only you and one other person survive and have to repopulate the Earth. Who do you MOST want that person to be? Who do you LEAST want that person to be?
Anyone who knows how to operate the toilet paper factory. There's somethings it's not worth going on without.
Anyone who knows how to cook tofu. Sorry, don't need you.
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What's the origin of the use of showing the middle finger as an offensive gesture?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(gesture)
AB is putting a space between gesture and ')'. A cut and paste of the link should work.
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Anybody remember that show in the 80s where the daughter was called vicki and she was a robot that used to short-out? What was it called? What was the name of the actress that played vicki?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Wonder_(TV_series)
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Are you going to go load up on Easter candy after Easter when it goes on sale?
How else do you stock up for Halloween?
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What are some of the things that men do, that a woman would never dream of doing?
Close to the others, but women can do those.
Write her name in the snow,..
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Why would a guy leave a girl that treated him very well and would of done anything for him for a girl that lies and cheats to get him to love him and doesn't care about him and has 2 kids is 30 and has no college degree? Guy is 21.
I keep coming back to sex.
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Have you ever just sat outside and listened to the wind blow?
We were on a campout doing thorns n roses. It was my turn and everyone was shouting at me to go. I said, just close your eyes and listen for a second. You could hear the trees swaying, the leaves russling. I said 'that outweights every negative you might have had this weekend'.
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I can't remember the last time a 'Western' was released at the cinemas, don't people like 'westerns' anymore?
What,... after Brokeback Moutain?
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If love is blind, then what is glass /contact lens?
One notch above beer goggles and 2 above bagger.
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I hacked into my boyfriends email and found out he has a match.com page and he is constantly adding new girls to myspace girls he wouldnt even know yet he asked me to delete mine how do i bring this up so we can talk about it without teling hi
You say "honey, I cannot be trusted because I cannot trust you, we're through". Walk out with your bags.
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When your bf gets a little on the jelous side and tells you to stop talking to all your guy friends...Wat would you do?
I'd say "Oh No you dident". Then:
"Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here! This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are gonna turn around and walk right out of here - without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and without Matt 'Guitar' Murphy!"
Then I'd break into song, Think.
But...
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How does love start?
Like a drop of rain...
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What are some cute fun things to do with your boyfriend while his parents are at home or in the same room?
Sit on him, grab his head to your chest and yell "oh YEs Oh YeS". Then turn and say "Sorry, forgot you were there".
Uno is always a good time.
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Why is a marriage lisence the kiss of death when things arn't going so well,or should i say a weapon..?
While I did not down rate you, I too failed to understand what you are asking.
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Does any want to give me a spanking
I'd like to buy a word Alex. Is there a "one"?
I would question to what degree you consider it spanking. Just red marks, or unable to sit at work the next day or two.
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What do males expect from there partner beside sex
A good tummy rub never hurt.
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DID THE HUNMAN RACE REALLY DEVELOPE FROM GORILLAS?
No, but we may have shared a common ancestor.
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Yo dudes, boobs ur butts?
OOs
And per the racical thing, I was getting a hair cut and don't usually notice booty, but the stylist next to us had one bodacious one. Now you always see the shows where they overhype the stereotype, but man, that one was nice.
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Men why does it bother you that women are just as visual as you and want more male nudity? Now we have Playgirl/Womens Porn/Guys Gone Wild so we are getting there!
Have you no idea how long Playgirl has been out? There are more porn movies for gals and there are more exporn star gals making movies for women. That's great. But I don't believe that equates to women being just a visual as men as experts quote the opposite.
Was funny walking into a used book store with rows and rows of romance novels. I got to the back and asked "do only...
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WHY would a man for is 40 yrs old ignore a request for a date and then laugh at the woman? How common is this?
I think I need to buy a word Alex. Is it "who is 40"?
You get pretty set in your ways by 40, maybe he never thought of you that way?
"Look, I'm gonna say this one more time then I'm hittn a bar. Let's, that is YOU and ME, go out right now." and stick your hand out. If he laughs again, lift it and wave byebye.
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Husband feels that he did nothing wrong by downloading (from his phone) pictures of a woman's (we know) boobs. I found the pictures on his computer, and he said that he didn't tell me because he didn't want me to get upset. How would have you felt?
You've never been curious about the underneathen the clotheth of a neighbor? I found one one time that looked just like a neighbor's kid (they moved), several years after she would have been outta high school. I was like "can't be", but I think it was.
But hows this for close, pick up some photos from the store (way back when you took pictures on this stuff called...
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Can your vagina lips get a little black from being fingered to much?
Not that I've seen. We are talking just the vagina, yes?
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How would you feel if a friend you've communicated with (via IM, email, text and phone) for over six months forgot your name?
I am horrible with names. I was driving this gal home from college one time and stopped by a fiends house to take a break. I had a complete brain freeze when I went to introduce her. Getting embarrassed actually makes it worse. It's like getting a shock everytime you know you have to introduce someone. If it happened to me,.. "no biggie, happens to me all the time".
...
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How many go by the "Golden Rule" ? Can you do this?
I have not yet obtained all the gold, so no, I don't rule.
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What is your viewpoint of prostitution, whether freelance or controlled, but voluntary, not coerced? Does your opinion change based in governmental regulation, including health checks or mandatory condom use?
Activities of 2 consenting adults in private should not be regulated.
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If you are married? Do you and your spouse work? What kind of jobs do you have? Does your work schedule interfere with general living?
Well technically, that's 4 questions.
Yes.
Yes.
High tech/medical
Yes.
But it is difficult to know what one would mean by 'general living'. Plus you didn't factor in kids and their activities.
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Were you a virgin when you got married?
No, but I've only had sex with one.
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Would you you marry someone who tries to force you to marry her if the relationship is not right just because evrybody else in her life gets married and she does not want te feel left out?
Sure, divorce lawyers gotta make a living too.
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Is cybering online the same as cheating?
Cheating is your partner sneaking off and doing some dirty business with another partner.
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How to get rid of darkness over buttocks?
Search on skin lightening gels
http://www.fairandflawlessskin.com/shop/5xf-body-lightening-gel.asp
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I've heard there is occassional volcanic activity beneath my floor boards, there seems to be an discoloration resembling the tone of lava projected within my confined room, I'm self conscious about my limited space, will the eruption ensure its discharge,
Lay off the bean dip.
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I cheated and don't want my husband to leave me what can i do to prove i still love him and will never hurt him again?
Have you read these answers?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1381364
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How big is it? :)
if you have to ask,...
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Would a guy think you're interested in him if you asked for his number? I asked former collegue to be my reference for future jobs, and when he wrote down his full name I also suggested he wrote his number down, so that we can keep in touch.
I probably wouldn't.
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My fiance does not want my sister-in-laws at our wedding. She is adamant about it and says it is either them at the wedding or her. I am afraid my brothers will not come if I don't invite their wives. Any suggestions on how to resolve this?
I would certainly put off the wedding until things are worked out given her stance. What's next, you get to go see your brothers by yourself all the time?
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Why do people say that they still love someone when they have cheated???? I don't get that, if your in love with someone, you wouldn't want anyone else, right?
Why would do people play tennis with someone else if they are in love with another person.
sex != love
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Is it legal to fish with a bow?
As it turns out, not with an explosive device attached to the arrow.
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Have you ever been distracted while peeing and stood up (or turned around) while still going?
No.
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If you are 5 miles from your home and you have to go to the bathroom do you stop or do you just keep driving?
Oh my god, we were at some concert in the middle of Wisconsin. Didn't think to hit the john before we left, but we were sucking down these huge 32oz drinks all through the show. The line of cars getting out wasn't moving. We were debating jumping out, and taking a wiz, but you never knew when the line would jerk ahead. We finally got out of their on on the freeway, and I saw a...
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How low must you be to decieve someone into thinking they are going to be a father?
This is why, every guy needs to take care of their own birth control method. Read this:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html
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How does earth gain required angular momentum to rotate will it not stop by the gravitational force from moon and sun ???if it wont stop then why does a spinning object on earth stop its rotation?
By being struck by a large planetoid object a few years back. Possibly spun off the moon as a result.
What forces are acting on an object on the earth.
What forces are acting on the earth.
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Guys - What style type and color of panties do you like so see on your wife or girl friend?
Invisible crotchless.
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Is it really true that the older you get the more you forget because I can't remember anything sometimes.
No, I,.. wait,. what was the question?
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Could my girlfriend really beat me (she says so)? She has a black belt in aikido and has done some taikwondo – but I’m much bigger and stronger? She's 100% feminine - could martial arts really work that well for a girl/woman?
Grow a pair and climb in the ring.
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Is there a way to find out who called you if they dialled you using a blocked number? Because someone keeps prank calling me but the number shows up as "private" and it won't even let me call it back or send a message.
Your switch should be programmed with a pound code to report that sort of thing. Check your phone book or checkout their website. You wouldn't see who, but it records it in a log at the phone company.
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Can you put your legs behind your head?? Can you do a split?? What about a straddle?? =)
Right foot yes, left foot to the ear. Arm behind my head. Touch my hands, one over the shoulder, behind my back. Splits no. Never been able to sit with my legs straight out and touching the floor.
Kids can bring their hands from behind their back, over the head, to infront without letting go. Good handcuff trick.
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Would life be better if we didn't have to use the bathroom?
And then everyone would be full of shi#.
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ER ends tomorrow night with 2 hour show and all the former stars returning. Are you sad to see it go or has it reached it's end?
It's still on?
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What is the name of a Dr. Seuss book?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dr._Seuss_books#As_Dr._Seuss
I Am NOT Going to Get Up Today!
Some lessor known titles:
3. Fox in Detox
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
10. The Cat in the Blender
13. Yentl the Lentil
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How bad do you think global warming is?
Bad enough to keep Chicago from being under a mile of ice.
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Have you ever visited or toured through a winery or brewery? When / where / how was it? (Did you carry wine or beer or ale home?)
Bush Gardens in Tampa Florida.
Was like walking through a factory in a glass bubble.
(no)
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I think i will be on my period for spring break... what should i do?
Some guys are into that.
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My boyfriend is 33 has plenty of $$ but won't move out of his parents. His mom controls everything he does and she does everything for him including waking him up everyday while he is sleeping naked. He likes all of this. Does anyone fin
It's pretty clear he already has a girlfriend.
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Have you ever surrendered an arguement, even if you knew you were right, just to end the fight?
The man who gives in when he is wrong, is wise.
The man who gives in when he is right, is married.
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Should i be worried if my partner has been with a prostitute before we got together?
Isn't this something you should be talking to her about?
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How do you make the first move if your unsure of the other persons feelings?
If you're shy, sit at home worrying about such things and asking about them on computer forums.
Otherwise, you go "hey, wanna go get something to eat?".
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I read in a novel that guys like small breasts on ladies because they fit in their hands and mouth easier. My boyfriend, who does like big breasts too, agreed to these thoughts too. Is this true?
Now if they would make women with one big, one small breast. Then you could have the best of both worlds.
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Do you get fed up with sex with your partner?
yep.
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What would you do if there is someone who is really pissinng you off but also is taking you as a very good friend?
When they do the annoying things, go "Dude. That is so annoying".
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My girlfriend and I fight over the smallest issues and we cannot communicate .She says I have to let things go and I try but she then goes and do the same things she accuses me of and then there is no issue.What should I do?
Post a couple of your recent disagreements here. Should be pretty obvious which one of you is correct.
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My bf has 2 kids with a woman and never married her.since 2 years she asks him to join her and make a big family, she contacts very often.He says he wants to stay with me but her e-mails worry me. you think one day he will go back to her??we have no kids
Never, ever, date someone who has kids.
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If you were a non-smoker, would you not date someone if he/she smoked?
Correct, I wouldn't date them, look at them, or want to be in the same room with them.
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In your opinion, what is 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and home base?
1st is to the right as the batter faces the field while standing on homebase. 2nd is straight out and third is to the left.
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My BF and I have only known each other for three months. We had sex after knowing each other for two weeks. Is that too soon for intimate relations?
Yes because it makes you seem slutty.
No because it removes that focus from being a barrier to the relationship.
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Im 8 months pregnant, and my boyfriend i been with for 3 years is watching more porn every day. But he is trying to hide it, and i also caught him on match.com once. Im so in love with this guy, and i know he loves me too. What should i do?
You're 8 months pregnant, you should be wearing him out.
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What do i do if my girlfriend seems to be texting me less and not wanting to see me as much anymore. How do i get the attention and affection to come back. We've only been dating 3 months
http://www.leykisonline.com/main/leykis_101_rules.htm
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Why do women always tell their S/O when they have started their period?
So I know to come back to the house in a week.
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I love my bf, and a few weeks ago he said he loved me to. he even said he'd like to have a baby with me 1 day. now suddenly he text me saying he aint ready for a relationship. i know he has some things he needs to sort in his life, but i want to help him
You received a Dear Jane letter by text and still want to help him.
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How to start respecting woman?
Respect is earned, not given.
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My girlfriend invited me round her friend's house to sort something out between us. She left us alone for five minutes and we started making out. The friend popped her number in my pocket and my girlfriend found it. What should I say to her?
"Thank you for introducing me to your friend."
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I like a girl @ work but don't knw if she likes me so am hesitant to ask her out (she will be the first girl i have asked out). How do i tell if she likes me?
Never, EVER date someone at work.
http://www.leykisonline.com/main/leykis_101_rules.htm
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Does anyone else think that bottled water is stupid...?
Others think it is so the answer to your question is yes. However, I do not.
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Were can you see pictures of a real hymen?
Medical books.
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Will getting ejaculated in while pregnant effect your baby?
You can still catch an STD which will be passed to the baby so yes, it could endanger your kid.
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Will my girlfriend's butt stink when she puts her butt in my face because she says she wants to really bad
You do know the meaning of the term 'brown nose'.
Yes, it has happened to me.
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Friends First or Sex First?
College philosophy teacher had a friend that would sleep with the guy right off the bat to get the mistery and awkwardness of dating out of the way. Then they could focus on the relationship.
But then he came into class in blue jeans with a denim jacket, sat on the desk at the front of the room and said "let's rap".
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Me and my boyfriend can not talk to each other with out arguing. we just end up yelling at each other and then calling each other harsh names. then we dont speak for the rest of the day. i dont really want to be with him anymore, what can i do?
Argue about who's moving out.
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What are different ways to work on stopping arguing in a relationship? One minute were happy then the next were fighting, I NEED HELP... on how to fix this.....
Takes two to argue.
Ever wonder why women say men don't listen to them?
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My girlfriend has lied and cheated on me in the course of our 8 year relationship. it was getting better but i recently caught her cheating with a girl. honestly i have no idea how i should even feel.. but to me i feel like guy girl whats the difference?
Girl Friend, 8 years? Fish or cut bait. She's apparently chosen to fish.
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Why do you hate morning?
They made it so early in the day.
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If 1 =s 2 = v 3 = a 4 = g what does 5 =
s+g or
v+a or
2v+s or
vg-a or
va-s
But I suspect those are not the answer your teacher seeks.
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What ever happened to Pee Wee Herman?
Paul Reubens learned about public exposure when your work involves children.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Reubens
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How often do you see a horse?
Not very often, but not that there's anything wrong with it. I just prefer humans.
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How do you get over emotional cheating by text, and would you take them back for a second chance if they said that they loved you.? She seems to thinks shes done nothing wrong...it was jokes etc she said, (what at 2am in the morning?)
Emotional cheating. That is a good one.
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I caught my GF having an emotional affair. this is after she told me she loves me but shes not in love with me. It has stopped now and our relationship inc sex is amazing..but should i stick around im afraid it will happen again.
Girl friends ARE an emotional affair.
There is something about her you don't think you could live with for the rest of your life and you wonder if you should stick around?
www.blowmeuptom.com
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Did you have a cap pistol as a kid?
Yes, many. Paper cap, predating the round plastic reloads. Also had several using the round plastic caps and a rifle that used a straight strip. I now have 4 or 5 of the big Tex which use a 12 cap ring, are fairly heavy and are very loud. They make nice props.
http://www.replicaweaponry.com/bigtexhoset.html
Plus the ones that do more than make noise.
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Besides weight, how can you tell the difference between cubic zirconia and a diamond? Please help!!
You touch the tip of the diamond tester to the stone and press the botton. The instructions will indicate how the result is returned.
Some department stores have them to show at the sale and may test it for you.
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When buying a promise ring, do you buy one for you and your partner?
Doesn't buying one for you defeat the purpose of the ring? You are promising something to the other person as signified by this gift. And if you do not have a written contract that that is the purpose of the ring, don't expect it back.
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Is steadily touching my girlfriend, normal, or am i just obsessed?
Have you been handling super glue recently?
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Why is it that my boyfriend can hear my vibrator from across the room from under a blanket with the fan on but he can't hear me half the time when i'm sitting right beside him?
I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Are there any home remedies for cat allergies?
You get to wash the cat. They suggest twice a week. Put air filter everywhere. Look for .1 micron or the dander will just blow through.
I thought this was an interesting quote:
"The only way to get rid of cat dander is to wash everything which can be washed and replace everything else."
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Are you addicted to answerbag?
No, I can quit any time I want.
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How long do you think the average man can go without having sex at all? I mean a sexually active ADULT male?
A sexually active adult male wouldn't be going without sex. A sexually inactive male would. Based on some priests and monks, I would think indefinitely . But I suspect, wet dreams would then play a role and one could argue that is in a way a having sex.
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Is there any state that will allow for a 17 year old and a 36 year old to get married?
Yes, many of them.
http://usmarriagelaws.com/search/united_states/teen_marriage_laws/index.shtml
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My little brother has been stealing money out of my mom's account ($95 total in the last week). What should we do to get the point across that this is wrong and unnacceptable?
Next time he is out of the house,... move.
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My husband of over a year but together for 8 yrs sent pictures of me naked to his BF. His excuse was he was afraid i was going to delete them and wanted to make sure he could still see them. I am EXTREMELY HURT and very disrespected.what would u do?
The only thing that would bring any sort of comfort and satisfaction. Kick him in the balls.
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Would it be hard for me to find a girlfriend taller than me? I am a short little man standing at only 5'9''
One of my good friends is upwards of 5'10is. Her husband is 5'5. If you can't look into their eyes, look into their breasts I always say.
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Do people ever get fetishes for quarks or quasars?
No. But you didn't ask about black holes.
<rimshot> (oops, pardon that pun)
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What do you think of a man who tells 2 women he loves them yet flirts with every other female he knows?
Honest.
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Guys- what annoys you the most about women?
After hours of deliberation, I am unable to resolve a granularity which would differentiate one item as the most annoying.
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How big of a diamond ring, did you buy your wife and how much did it cost you
The diamond is 1/3c and I purchased it from Rio Grande, a mail order supply I learned about when I took a jewelery making class in college. I purchased the ring locally and had them set the stone. Appraised at about twice what I paid. I doubt 20 year old prices would be of value (pardon the pun).
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Married/engaged men: how did you pick out the engagement ring?
If you're gonna stay married long, you've already figured,.. she does the shopping.
I picked up a rock (Rio Grande jewelry supply) and took her by some jewelry stores. I ALWAYs redirected the sales clerk to the 1/4 & smaller stuff after I got that initial "let me see that one". "I don't know, could we see that one?" or "do you have any for a...
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What do you think of cubic zirconia? Is it really just like a diamond? Chemically, it's the same thing.
They're excellent, while some may contend they aren't as brilliant or sparkly as a diamond, after that first year, you'll find your S/O isn't as brilliant or sparkly either.
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This guy (totally awesome and a gentlemen ) and he likes me . Problm? He's in one grade lower than mine . There's this guy who I have met like twice ( cute) and likes one of my friends who already has a date to the dance.Who should Igo to the dance with?
The better dancer.
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I dont know if my house has asouthern exposure. how can i tell so that i will have a successful garden in the front lawn abd backyard?
I walk out of the back of my house to see into the bathroom of the house to the North. That is a southern exposure.
Put a stick in the ground. Where the shadow is cast, put a stone at the top of the shadow. 20 minutes later, put a stone at the top of that shadow. Draw a line between the two stones. The line is an East West line. East is the second stone, West the first. NESW as you go...
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What height do you consider short? Specify male or female.
6'.
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What is the absolute worst thing (preferably vulgar) to say to a woman?
This charge card is declined.
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If damage is done while in a rental unit, but is repaired with even better quailty replacements, can you still be charged?
Probably a better question for legal and possibly explained in the contract. The expectation is something would be replace by a licensed professional as the owner could be sued if it is installed incorrectly. A matching replacement would likely go unnoticed and less of an issue.
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Did man really go to the moon?
No.
They came back, too.
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What is the nicest way possible to tell someone youre not interested?
I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
Anything more may not be clear and what is the good in that.
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Have you ever peeked down a woman's shirt right in front of her?
I don't think it's possible from behind her.
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Who dropped you at school,when you were a kid?
Walked. It was at the top of quite a hill. I think 3 blocks over, then up the hill. I can remember, must have been 1st grade, total down pour in my rain boots and one of those yellow space suit looking rain coat & hat.
Then there was winter. You'd walk along the sidewalk to keep from slipping down the hill.
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Can you name your favorite Gilligan's Island episode?
That one where the professor finds a way off the island and Gilligan does something to ruin it.
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My garbage disposal is broken, should I call an elictrician or a plumber?
Plumbers take care of the garbage disposal. They plug into an outlet under the sink. If the outlet is bad, electrician.
If you do any work on your own, for the love of god, UNPLUG it!
The other advise otherwise is pretty spot on. The center bottom of the disposal has a place to put the allen wrench that came with the unit. This is used (instead of a broom handle) to move the motor...
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Where do you think waldo's been hiding all these years?
He's been under that chick who's not wearing anything on top all this time.
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Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy on toasted rye bread.
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When you're dating somebody, what is the one thing that your boyfriend/girlfriend does that never fails to annoy you?
Calls when I'm with the girlfriend.
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Did anyone turn off there lights for 1 hour? No 1 did over here LOOL!
For what?
Was this like one of those gas day protests? Everybody ends up buying their gas the day before or after.
Perhaps an energy statement? They go back to wasting as much as they were before.
Wouldn't replacing all the bulbs or high energy applicances with lower wattage ones make a bigger statement?
When we want to show we can get along without all the modern intrusions...
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My girlfriends cat drinks out of the kitchen faucet. What are some different comical things that your cat does?
The brother plays fetch. He'll change a mouse toy across the house and bring it back.
The sister would just sit and watch when playing with the brother with a mouse on a string toy. If you get her alone, she'll pounce on the thing but very rarely tries to take it. Once he snags it, he'll drop it and look proud.
When either gets out of the house (they're house cats),...
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Do you ever emphasize an cough for the purpose of expression
Yes but for less than subtle emphasis, a sneeze with a comment within (HaayourfullofitChooo).
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Do you think your car safety inspection is always adequate?
Safety inspection? You can take your car in for a brake inspection, but we don't have safety inspections.
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Im 15 and have a huge crush on a guy thats 21. He likes me to. but its illegal for me to date him. Why is it wrong for something like this. But not for a 20 year old to date a 40 year old? Whats the diff?
So he's 6 years older than you? Have you talked to a 9 year old lately? The 20 year old looks back 20 years and sees a baby. Something that can't hold it's head up let alone feed itself. Not to mention the bathroom situation. The 40 year old looks back 20 years and sees the same thing.
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Whats the funniest word you can think of that starts with the letter S?
Surely
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My boyfriend has been hinting around about an engagement ring. He did a search and put in $300 for a maximum on a ring. I think he should spend more and he thinks I'm being picky and greedy. What do you think a guy should spend on an engagement ring.
Did he ask you to sign a contract stating the gift was conditional on the marriage? If not I think he should spend far less. A good sized, nice quality CZ can be had for under 200.
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What is the most active part in intercourse.
Boobs,... or balls. Really depends on how much body fat either person has.
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What kind of topics can i talk with a girl inorder to make both of us interested in each other and have a more flowing conversation
Subatomic particals. But that may depend on the crowd you hang out with.
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Do you like a bit of penis in the morning?
I like the whole thing because without it the bathroom floor would be a mess.
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If there are about 3 billion human females on the planet, how many nipples are erect at any one time?
There are far more nipples than twice the female humans population.
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Im 13 and have a 34b breast size and my nipples are REALLY small and i want them to be bigger. is there any way to make them bigger? and is that normal?
You are far from done growing/changing and whomever is going to be facinated with however you turn out. I suspect you didn't answer the over 18 question honestly however.
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What is sodomy?
Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.
I suppose that includes sex with pieces of grass.
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If im on fertile aid and my bf has a low sperm count from cannabis can i stil get pragnant
1 sperm, 1 egg,... that's all it takes.
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Men, would you like it your wife wanted another woman in your relationship?
Well, anytime a partner express an interest in having another partner (even if it is 'with' you), you are going to feel some level of hurt or rejection. I can't say how I would feel after the encounter, but it would intrigue me.
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Which part of the girls body you kiss most .
Their lips.
If talking about before, during, or after sex,... that would depend.
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How many dildo's do you have on-hand right now?
Rabbit
Big one
Copy of real one
Couple of smaller ones
That weird shapped one
A glass knob one
Three that fit the magic wand
10ish
Did you want to include anal plugs with that?
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What is another way of saying "I am horny"?
Walked in to legs spread and the vibrator going.
I didn't need to hear the words.
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I am planning on tying up my boyfriend. I have thought of a few things to do to him but would like more ideas. He has never been tied up so nothing just yet that will scare him off. He is open to new things though.
Make him watch a chick flick with you?
I know I couldn't take it.
Whatever you do, be sure to use a 'safe word'.
Some of these are stores, but give a great deal of info:
http://www.symtoys.com/ideas_bondage.html
http://www.bondage.com/index.asp?bhcp=1
http://www.bestslavetraining.com/Bondageknot.htm
http://www.extremerestraints.com/showing-you-the-ropes_1990.html
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Why did Devo want their fans to break their Mama's back?
They didn't. Like much of rap, their songs are expressng a social commentary. In fact, the name 'Devo' was chosen as 'de-evolution', reflection the belief that society has regressed rather than continued to evolve.
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What is your favorite Rush song and why?
The Trees first came to mind. After a second, Freewill.
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Did you learn to read with Dr. Seuss books?
Could I, Would I, Should I read a book?
Can you read them on the screen?
Can you read them with the queen?
Actually, no. I only had 2 pages to read that some old dude carried down to us. Too bad he broke them.
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Are you a coke or a pepsi drinker?
Pepsi, ice cold, glass bottle.
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if we could really live in another person's shoes? Would you spend most days trying to see how others feel about certain situations, or feel more comfortable staying in your own shoes?
My sons shoes are about 1 size under mine, so it was a rather painful day. No, I would not want to spend another in his shoes.
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Do you think a home birth is safe?
My wife and first son would be dead.
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I have recently developed an asshole fetish, i want to lick and finger my mans ass while he's ben over but i think he's feel uncomfortable with it...he lets me finger him but always asks me to stop after a while or says 'ouch!'...any ideas? thanks :)
Others have pointed out lotssa lube, but also make sure those fingernails are not sharp or pokie.
If one clenches while circling outside, then relax, slide in and clench then relax, it relaxes to the object.
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Do any guys like it when there girlfriend sticks a finger in there butt hole?
Yes, well, not dry.
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PLEASE help. I never had ANY problems with my soon to be 17 year old daughter. But these past couple of weeks have been pure hell. Can anyone tell me how to stop this house from being a war zone & hell house?
don't know you or your mom or what the situation is. I will say, most of the issues here are from a lack of perspective. That is, that of the other person. You cannot make someone see your side, but you can attempt to see theirs.
In the long run, working it out is the way to go. You won't always be able to run away from the situation. Be it a co-worker or even your boss. Skills...
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HOW CAN A WOMAN KNOW THAT SHE IS PREGNANT OR NOT?
Having a period is a strong indicator she is not. Not have had sex since the last (or ever) is pretty good.
Otherwise, round about 40 weeks, a baby comes out. Strong indicator of being pregnant. Also, they sell these cheap little test kits at many stores. Involves reading the directions, but usually peeing on a little stick and checking the results after a brief but worrisome time.
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What are some good games or ways to get people naked at a party?
Strip poker.
Nakid Twister.
Clothes donation for charity.
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If a man cums too fast what would be a fair punishment?
You should post this in the smothering fetish.
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So i am 16 and can't stand it here me and my mom don't get along and she dosn't let me do anything so what can i do to move out because i have a place to stay food to eat and i can go live with my boyfriend so can i go do that and she can't stop me?
I don't know you or your mom or what the situation is. I will say, most of the issues here are from a lack of perspective. That is, that of the other person. You cannot make someone see your side, but you can attempt to see theirs.
In the long run, working it out is the way to go. You won't always be able to run away from the situation. Be it a co-worker or even your boss....
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In high school, were you ever so confused on what you want to do when you graduate, as in what to major in in college or picking a career? How did you eventually figure it out?
People change careers through college and even after. So what you are looking to do is put as much value in what you learn to be able to apply to whatever you do.
My son came home with this sheet and the same question. The sheet gave the class information if you were planning on tech, or college. He was all worried that he had to know what he wanted to do. I glanced at the paper and...
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What is the longest distance that you have travelled in one day?
Chicago to Tampa Fl. Got to Bradenton in 25 hours, but that includes a stop for a shower.
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My girlfriend and I love squirting porn but I cant make her squirt....I need a failproof way..I have problems lasting long enough..we dont make love enough, because its disappointing to her..need to make her squirt the next time we do so we make love more
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5470246
Down towards the bottom, insert (pun intended) the 'come hither' motion with your fingers. They also make toys of that shape.
Also, before all that and before you leave for work in the morning, sneek some behind the ear or on the neck kisses. Just before you leave, give one of those long deep pressing kisses.
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What is the term for a man that has been castrated?
Poor dodge ball player.
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Went to Best Buy to get a cell and i found the attendant who helped me attractive and so i flirt with her and im pretty sure she was flirting back. I didnt get her number at the time or anything, should i go back and see if shes interested to hang out?
You do understand they flirt with everybody to make sales? But the practice never hurts. If you get used to 100 rejections, the one or 2 hits pays off. If you need another accessory, good excuse to stop in.
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Which is the weirdest website you have visited?
I believe you would need to post your question in the adult section for my response.
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When was the last time you used a straw?
Sucking on one now, make that 2. I drink a lot o iced tea and to mix the sugar in I got in the habbit of using 2 straws (one just bends because of the ice). Turns out now if I have a dring, I have 2 straws because that way I know I have my drink and not one of the kids,.. yuck.
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Is it possible to be in love with 2 people at the same time?
Can a parent love all their children?
Can a child love both parents?
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If your s/o was convicted of rape or murder, would you still stay with them?
I'd probably stay in the house not prison so no, I would not be staying with them.
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Are fat girls attractive?
Im looking for opinions on this topic, Please explain why or why not!!!!!1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diminishing_returns
From optimum (in either direction) a person will be viewed, if only subconsciously, as unhealthy or unable to provide a healthy offspring. So too skinny or too fat gives the impression of illness, or genetic inferiority.
on the other hand:
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--50828052
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I found your drivers license in the back seat of my car, HOW did it get there?
That was -your- daughter?
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My sex drive is way too high and i need to find a way to lower it.
any suggestions . .serious answers only please.
Stress works wonders. Any chance of a layoff?
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Can you use the word "rambunctious" in a sentence?
No, I cannot use the word "rambunctious" in a sentence.
Crap,.. I guess I can.
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What kill the love?
Leaving the cap off the toothpaste.
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What would be the beast advice you would give me before taking my driving test?
It is best to be able to answer the following question:
"What does a yellow light mean?"
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First thing a Man would Remove in a game of Strip Poker...?
Wedding ring.
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Do you love Big Brother?
,.. there is nothing left of them but sorrow for what they have done, and love for Big Brother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWTXfvrdSWE
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Do you believe in the presence of the supernatural?
I strongly believe it fails to believe in me.
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Did you ever drink coconut Milk?
I tried, but it kept knocking over the pail.
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Im dating a new guy who wants me to stop hanging out with my ex! only problem; my ex is the father of my kids. I really like the new guy ALOT, but It makes things easier to exchange kids if i get along w/ ex, but i dont want to ruin what i have going on
You should direct him here:
http://www.leykisonline.com/main/leykis_101_rules.htm
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Can anyone tell me why i can only sleep facing the bottom of my bed? This is in any bed, just cannot sleep "normally"
I don't know. But I'm curious if it relates to walls or windows, which are typically at the head of the bed.
Have you tried reversing the bed?
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Do you stick your finger into your bf/ gf's nostril?
You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
You can't pick your friend's nose.
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Men, which razor would you use? A regular kind or a electric one? What are the pros and cons of using a electric razor?
Ok, this may sound odd, but yes.
I shave my neck in the shower with a fusion power. I can also go up the jaw/sideburns with it. If I use it on the cheeks or towards the mouth, I seem to get festering hairs that takes forever to heal.
In general, I use a Panasonic or Braun. I like the Panasonic because I can just wash it and the Braun because the charger is also a cleaner. I think the...
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My cat just brought me in a little present (a leaf).She is so proud of herself. She also has a bad habit of stealing socks. Do your pets have any strange habits like this? What's the most bizarre object delivered by your pet?
85% or so of a live Geco. To bad it wasn't the Gico one.
The newer cat likes to play fetch with a fake mouse. And if the rabbit foot on a pole is in the house, he'll bring it over, shake it then drop it and look at you.
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Just how clean are hotels? Because they all claim to be clean, but are they really?
http://www.kctv5.com/investigations/15198779/detail.html
http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_11826953?source=rss
http://www.forbes.com/2003/03/06/cx_cv_0306feat.html
Never, ever,.. lay on the comforter.
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Age is just a number right?? Even if I'm 25 and the man I've been seeing casually is 40?
I could see someone 25 thinking age is just a number.
Someone who's 40 would know better.
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GUYS: how much do you tell your best guy friend or friends? i told my bf smthing and was afraid he wld b mad his friend was there when i texted it to him... his friend says he isnt mad, and he usually tells me the truth. what do you think
Pple in a rltionsp ususal -talk- rthr thn txt.
Text ok: What time home?
Text bad: I'm leaving you for tony.
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What do you do if you are in love with someone but they just don't know it yet because they never read the letter that you wanted to give to them letting him know that you are in love with him and always have been. Why does he hide when I go by his place?
Because he thinks you are stalking him.
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My boyfriend is very quick tempered. He chooses to pick fights not just with me but with others over small things. I try to make him walk away and tell him to not be rude and calm down, he thinks I am not taking his side and gets madder. What do i do?
Read the signs that are in front of you,...
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HOW DO I LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND AFTER 9 YEARS WHEN IM STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM BUT I KNOW THAT HE DOESNT CARE TO MUCH TO BE WITH ME
boy friend,... --- 9 years ---
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If you claim to love your wife or girlfriend WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON HER?
Some portion of your relationship is not fulfilling his needs.
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I'm a 22 year old female and i have been dating my bf for a 1 yr 2 months. every time i want to go out or even hint that I'm making plans he gets mad at me and then i begin to feel guilty and i end up staying home miserable.what should i do I'm so young
http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/jeffsons.wav
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What should i get my boyfriend for our 1 year anniversary? so out of ideas!
Perhaps a new girlfriend? You are out of ideas after 1 year of dating?! Wow, I'm trying to picture 20 years of marriage, gonna be a lot of ties in there.
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My Mum refuses to let me buy her anything for mothers day, any ideas of something I can make for free that she will still love?
Moms love pictures.
Jump on a search engine and type "mother's day crafts". Here's one:
http://familyfun.go.com/arts-and-crafts/season/specialfeature/mothers-day-crafts/
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If a man still loves his wife what would make him ever want leave her?
She leaves the cap off the toothpaste.
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What’s the last thing you Apologized for...?
That flood thing. You would have thought I was forgiven with the parting of the sea and all but NnnoooOO.
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Can you generally tell when a movie is going to be good or bad simply by watching the trailer?
Not so much the trailer, but how often you see the trailer on TV. Several movies I wanted to see because of the trailer, turned out to be dogs. Then I noticed, they aired a lot, and when I started watching reviews based on that, it tracks pretty true. More air time, more thumbs down.
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When renting an apartment what should you ask the landlord or the person renting you the place and what should be the precautions?
Take pictures and document every nick and ding. ANY thing they tell you means -nothing- if it is not in writing. Ask the neighbor if they like it there, if there are any problems.
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Have you ever been burned somewhere on your body? Where & how?
Yes, many times.
Many places.
Hot metal,... doesn't look hot.
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If I live in one state but work in another, would I need a driver's license for the state I work in?
No, but some states like arizona have laws about vehicle registration and emmissions testing. You would want to check into that first.
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What would you do if a Black Bear came up to you and your loved one in the forest?
Because you may not know if you are dealing with black bears or grizzly bears in the area, I suggest you read the following:
In light of the rising of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.
"We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on...
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My husband just is not interested in me, we go 2 months with no sex. we are not jealous of each other, I love him alot and do not want to cheat on him so if I have sex with another woman and maybe include him watching will this help or hurt our relationsh
Are you attempting to initiate sex and failing, or waiting for him. Without quite a bit more info, I would have to suggest talking to him and/or a counselor.
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Know.
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Once i was on a date and some guy came up to me and told me my h&m price tag was hanging out of my new top in front of my date would you leave them,tell them,or pull them aside?
Well, if you like the guy, you ask for assistance with the tag you missed. No one likes refuse to help, and it would be difficult to get much closer, dressed, in public. What a cute story to tell his friends. If you don't like the guy,.... I'm thinking it doesn't matter a whole lot.
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What do you do when you find a minor in the adult section?
I direct them over here:
http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/6284
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When is California supposed to break away from North America?
Be a lot sooner if we could get some of them border crossers to help push,..
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Have you ever been inside a real caboose?
Yep. Huge train barn in California.
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How do you respond to someone who invades your privacy?
Increase power of the particle generator to the cloak.
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Are you a map person? Do you keep a map in your vehicle?
Well, yes. One of those folding paper doodads, as well as a GPS and of course the Iphone. I keep unfolding the paper one, but it doesn't tell me how to get to the store?
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Why do most guys prefer to have oral sex done on them but when it comes time give our girls their's, they say that they are to tired. Also, what would you do to prevent this? (I'm looking to get mine then give her her's)
I generally go first. Start by giving her a backrub to get her relaxed. I try to shoot for 3 big Os before I give it a rest. I think the payback is worth it. Though it would be nice to get one every now and then and be able to roll over and go to sleep.
Here's a thought, try "honey, would you go down on me?". Of course, you don't want to fall asleep after that.
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Which is worse stealing from your wife or having an affair?
If you are married, everything is joint property, so you cannot steal from your wife. Therefore the cheating thing.
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Why do so many men complain about having to pay child support...you are divorcing your wife..your children are still your responsibility...
If you are married, you are dividing all the incomes, and expenses. New pair of jeans is say $20 and you can't afford that, you hit the trift market and pick up a $5 pair on 50% off Saturday. So now a judge decides you don't get to keep your kids, the cheater does. He decides to take your income and give it to the cheater to pay her expenses (because it's not like she's...
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Does anyone hate this time change business as much as I do?
We have plenty of daylight, so no time change. Makes it a pain to have conference calls though.
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If you could give advice to someone before they have sex the first time what would it be?
When you take the condom off, make sure you don't roll any hair up in it. OUCH!!
That or Tab A -> Slot A.
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What is the first thing you think when you hear wow?
Palindrome!
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Is the squirt very painful?
Do you count hurting your back throwing the comforter into the wash?
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How vocal are you in bed?
I've been told my snoring wakes hibernating bears.
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Whats the most scariest roller coaster you have ever been on?
That space one at disneyworld. I'm pretty tall and could barely see steel beams rushing by. I thought for sure I was going to nail one.
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Is it possible for a man of average strength to punch through dry wall or Sheetrock without breaking his hand?
Possible, yes. However, there is a stud every 16" which makes it,... interesting.
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I'm addicted to caffeine and recovering from an addiction to world of warcraft, what legal things are you addicted to? how are you coping with it?
Breathing. I could stop if I needed to, but I don't want to.
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Who spared "O" (ZERO) to the world?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0_(number)
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Algerbra help?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebra
http://www.algebra.com/
http://www.algebra-online.com/
http://www.mathleague.com/help/algebra/algebra.htm
http://www.purplemath.com/modules/index.htm
http://library.thinkquest.org/20991/alg/index.html
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What is something you would associate with "Greece"?
John Travolta
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Why should we help each other?
Look at what the tiny ant can do. One ant, not much. A community can take down animals many times larger than the individual. Construct bridges and rafts of ants to move the colony. A human can walk many miles. Many can build flying machines to haul others around the planet and to the moon.
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What is the worst restaurant that you have ever eaten at?
Hunan inn at cactus and 35th ave in Phoenix. One of our dishes had cockroachs in it.
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Would you call me immature if I'm 15 and yet still enjoy an occasional game of tag?
Yes, you're immature. But don't let it go to your head, not all of us can get away with it. And if you're within range of my cubicle, don't expect rubberbands to rain down upon you!
An awesome tag is snake or string. You pay in a fixed area and when tagged, you hold hands with the tagger. Pretty soon a long line is chasing the untagged. Very good for teambuilding and...
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How much grief and pain is too much to take from your kids? Have you ever felt that you had passed the breaking point?
Yep. Been working hard to get the whole house working together.
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What is the best sex toy for women?
Hitachi magic wand.
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I was taken in for a dwi. the arresting officers stated that they followed me several times in my neighborhood with no video to show proof.in reality i was parked in my neighborhood when they pulled up no keys in ignition will this hold up in court?
I saw somewhere a guy was busted that was going to put his keys in the lock and dropped them. They made the 'he had control of the vehicle'. I would question if he really had control if he couldn't even get the key in the lock, but that's just me.
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What Is A Nice Christian Way To Tell My Neighbour To Keep His Dog The Hell Out Of My Yard?
Insufficient information, do you own a pneumatic nail gun?
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Can acupunctures relieve anxietys?
I'm only guessing, but suspect, not about needles.
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My boyfriend just told me he thinks we would be better as friends but he really likes me i that way, but now he's aving sex with another girl, and it kills me inside, im dieing here, i think i need him, and that scares me, should i keep fighting for him
This is why I think every kid should sell cookies, or tickets or some other crap outside a grocery store. There's gonna be 100 people in your life before you figure out what you really want and then, hopefully, you haven't missed the one. He's probably not the one, but figure out what you liked about him, and move on.
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Why is it that men do not seem to go for smart women until they are middle aged?
Met my wife in a computer design class & wasn't middle aged.
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Is it wrong to flirt online and masturbate when your in a relationship?
My mouse is on the right side of the computer and I'm right handed. So it just wouldn't work out.
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What do you like with ice-cream?
cone, or a spoon.
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Someone hit and killed our dog and left him in the road (at the end of the driveway!) If you accidentaly hit someone's dog, would you stop and check to see if the dog was okay? Take the time to notify the owner?
Yep. Found a dog when returning from a meeting. Wasn't there when I left, but man he was stiff. Dropped him in a box and someone said there were posters up looking for a dog just like it. So we went out to find a flier, called, the lady balled, the guy came by. NOT THEIR DOG! Really, how many small white poodle mixes got away this week? Turns out his dog was short a, um, ah, nut and...
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If you were writing a 6 phase comic about an underwater submarine ethier rescuing or attacking or whatever to another submarine, what would you draw/write? Comedy please.
I don't have six for you, but one would have to involve a screen door.
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I would like to sell my body. Would you be interested in placing a bid?
four quatludes
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If I asked you, as a stranger, to pull my finger, would you?
Tug.
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Guys: Would you lose your left nut to have sex with Jennifer Aniston?
No. We were going to see a movie and found she was in it. I asked what are we going to see instead?
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Do you know first aid and cpr?
Yep. We also train them young'ns.
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Do you believe that giants existed?
Being close to the border I observe a large number of individuals that fall under the 5' mark. I can easily believe that when groups of people were seperated by great distances and limited to walking transport, someone 6'+ walking into town would be from a race of giants. When I see someone ducking to clear a door frame every now and again, I think, holy cow that guy's big.
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What age do you feel you are an adult?
Again, you miss the point. -I- don't believe adulthood has to do with actually moving out. -I believe- adulthood is the age at which he --could-- move out and take care of himself, function within society. At age 16 I -believe- he will have matured to the point he could live on his own and make rational, grown up decisions. That does not mean I would ask him to leave because I want him...
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If you had a shotgun with one round left in it, and you were trapped by Zombies.. how would you use the last round?
I'd shoot the lock and release the pen of zombie eating pigs.
I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
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Do you like cum or hate a mess?
I don't care for the mess. Condoms make for easy cleanup.
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What is your favorite food in the whole world and why?
I really like fresh peas. When I was a kid we had them growing in the garden and I'd eat them right off the vine. I've also had a watermelon or 2 that make you curl your toes.
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I'm trying to teach my 2 yr old how to use the potty, so far my efforts have been fruitless, someone help me!!
Rewards. Boys like cheerio targets.
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I had a dream, I was having sex wih my ex's, Ex best friend, My ex's Ex best friend who i speak to now and then also had a dream of having sex with me. Both dreams was that I was still with my Ex and I was cheating on her, what can it mean?
You might be pregnant.
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WHAT SHOULD IF I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND WAS SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER GIRL
Are you engaged to be married? Promised? Did you discuss anything along the lines of 'from now on, we'll only have sex with each other'?
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Is it all right to be jeslous of my little brother?
I
Yes, but if you see the jawbone of an ass, you leave it right where you found it.
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Has anyone ever seen a real Jackalope?(homour Please)
Not only seen it, I helped Jack with the ladder.
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Have you ever injured yourself walking around in the dark?
Besides a stubbed toe, not really. There was this one time (not at bandcamp) at a scout camp. I was walking down to a creek to check on some traps. Wonderful night so I didn't have the light on, but I couldn't see much more than the branches I had to step over. I remember walking off the trail down to 1 trap and hearing a very loud, sharp, and distinct <SNAP> not that far...
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Courtney weighed a box of 100 drinking straws and found that it had a mass of 125 grams. What number of straws will have a mass of about 1 kilogram?
Simple ratio problem.
100 is to 125 as
what? is to 1,000
Written as:
100/125 = ?/1000
Solve for ? by multiplying both sides by 1000.
Now they could ask the question on a test in a slightly different way. Instead, how much would 80 straws weigh? Still only have 1 unknown and the same ratio so solve for the unknown weight.
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How to unjam a mechanical pencil?
They used to come with a little pin on the bottom of the eraser. You would depress the lead advance, and push the pin in from the front so anything would be pushed into the storage area. Dump it from there, then reload with the correct size lead. After that, you could unscrew the tip and start to play with the insides, but they're generally so cheap, the trash can is the answer.
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Is neck pain an early sign of pregnancy? I believe I'm 2-3 weeks along, I find out for sure this weekend!
I believe it's a sure sign of a man in your life.
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Would the ignition switch be bad if you replace the starter and still can't get the car started?
Start with battery. Even if you have lights, there may not be enough juice to crank. It's even possible the new starter is bad.
http://www.samarins.com/diagnose/index.html
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I liked this girl at work but she blew me off. So I quit talkin to her. Now after about 2 weeks i daid how ua been and she wouldnt hardly look at me and looked like she was really pissed. I think i ruined it. What should I do? We was freindly before
"I quit talkin to her". When you are at work, you must maintain a professional behavior with everyone, whether you like them or not. When you say "she blew me off", and having posted this in the dating topic, I assume you were making advances on someone at work, and you are very lucky not to be sitting in HR with a harassement complaint against you. As others have said,...
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Can Someone Please Help With a Flowchart for My Programming Logic Class? (question in answer)
Well, a flowchart would be the little boxes with statements inside, and pseudocode is just words in a programing like format. I say you do both, but that's just me. So what you have to do is figure out how you would print out numbers from 1 to 10. Just write it down step by step. Then go back and see where you had to decide something. That will become a decision statement (or box,...
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What are your views on random student locker searches without permission?
The school does not have the right to violate an individual's privacy with unwarranted searches just as they cannot set up video equipment in the bathrooms. Even if they did, they would not have the right to search a student's backpack hanging within.
Now all our schools have done away with lockers, to avoid such silly issues. Of course the kids have 50lbs of books to lug around.
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Why bike has 2 wheels and car has 4 wheels?
-bi-cycle. It means 2.
Uni-cycle. Guess what, only has 1.
If cars had 2 they'd fall over.
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How many times do you say "Hello?" before you hang up the phone when no one responds?
If I issue one, once.
At random times twice, followed by "this is the part where YOU start talking".
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Have you ever spent the night at the beach by campfire?
North side of Catalina Island. Would have been nicer if I weren't exhausted from a day of snorkling. Prior to dinner I laid in the sand just up from the surf and listened to the waves rolling in.
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What are the signs that he is really not into you? Lets all get serious with this question..
You get his number and it's to the local humane society.
Your Valentines day surprise is gift cards from Uhaul.
You work with him every day and he has not once gotten your name right,.. even with your name badge on.
http://www.ehow.com/how_4535626_hes-just-not.html
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/419980/signs_that_say_hes_just_not_into_you.html
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Why cant men have two wives and that way the women could share the house keeping responsabilities?
You can't have paper issued by the state saying you are married to 2 persons, or seperate papers which state you are married to 2 persons at the same time.
Nothing says you cannot have a family unit with multiple partners, though in some areas there probably are laws on co-habitation (so you would need multiple households).
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I have the hardest time getting up in the morning, even if I go to bed early. It's causing me to miss a lot of school. Anyone have tips of what I can do to get myself to wake up? And I don't like coffee.
Exercise When you sit in class and while studying, your body gets to rest. At night you don't kick into that good deep sleep. Also be caught up and reading ahead. Stress can be a killer for trying to sleep.
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How do you tell if someone is bipolar
There is a tag just below their right buttox.
Failing to see that, prescription medication in their medicine cabinet.
Failing those, if you are seeing signs to have to ask, does it matter what it's called? The depression swing can be a B****.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_disorder
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Do you snore or had someone tell you that you do? Are you trying to fix it?
You find out reallllly fast when you camp in nylon tents. The thingys they stick in the roof of your mouth cost $1500 and insurance doesn't cover snoring.
Ear plugs are $5 for 100.
Problem solved.
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Last night i has sex and my bf stopped after about 3 mins and said "Oh s***" what does "oh s***" mean?? Did he cum?? Would that be bad if im already pregnant?
Yes, he did. But since you only allow boys to visit with condoms on, not an issue. If you're already pregnant, wouldn't you have discussed with your doctor those things you should or should not be doing for a heathy baby?
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My girlfriend is moving in soon. what kind of ground rules do we agree on now, to best prevent arguments in the future? any advice from people who have gone through this and learned some lessons?
Some great comments. You should treat this person as a renter. If there is ever an issue, you would then have the legal recourse to have them evicted. The up front discusion (contract) on expenses and housework is a must. But then to are the personal expectations. I would lay all that stuff out too, that way each party knows what to expect. You can search the net for 'pre marriage...
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Have you ever shopped at Goodwill?
Weekly. We also have Saver's, several small hole-in-the wall charity shops, and an LDS shop. Every once in a while I hit the Goodwill last stop. This is the place just before the stuff goes to the dump.
It often amazes me what they ask for some items, and Goodwill has pissed me off to the point of writing the corporate office over differences in prices between female and male...
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I asked this girl that i work with for her number and she said no. That was afew weeks ago now she seems like she is missin me cause i kinda just stay away now. should i talk to her or let her decide what she wants? I am not mean and am courteous to her
Never, ever date someone from work.
http://www.leykisonline.com/main/leykis_101_rules.htm
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I want to sleep with someone i like we are both 21 but she is a mum and i am a virgin, we both want to have sex but should i tell her i am a virgin first.
she has an abusive boyfriend she is scared to leave so its complicated but i really like her
Never, ever date single moms.
http://www.leykisonline.com/main/leykis_101_rules.htm
The boyfriend is just icing on the cake.
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