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What are the causes of night sweats in men? Hardcore masturbation.

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Should I become a Raver?? If so, why? No, they listen to repetitive music and take awfully artificial drugs. You should instead start listening to reggae music and dub. Start with some of Bob Marley & the Wailers's earlier albums, before they sold out and produced pop songs that make hipsters feel good, then move on to Augustus Pablo, then when you're bored of him get into Lee Perry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN0PI5b4Nww...

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Do you love the way I lie? No, I love the way you stand.

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What does a high school diploma represent? A mastering of the ability to go to school.

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im tired but i dont want to sleep and i dont like coffee or energy drinks so what can i do to wake my self up? V8 juice has a very powerful laxative effect, and no-one wants to fall asleep on the toilet.

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Who else likes seeing a girl wearing a sweatshirt or hoodie tied around there waist? Energetic pedophiles.

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So,what's new with you? Getting naked at the bank.

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Who do you think is the hottest actress? Richard Simmons.

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In your opinion, what is the basic requirement to be a successful politician? The desire to make money more ethically than possible in the private sector, too often coupled with a persuasion towards ultimate corruption.

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I have this weird urge to choke, stab, or shoot the person sitting next to me what should i do? Ask someone on the internet for advice.

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are there any teenage girls that like wearing school uniforms an do u have to wear them fron the time you get up till you go to bed I'm a dude, but all Australian students (mostly) have to wear school uniforms. My mum never made me wear it all day, though, that's just weird.

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how has the consumer changed in the last 50 years? how have you changed your habits of spending? Advertising has become more manipulative, more invasive and more ideologically powerful, it creates identities for consumers and so people spend more and save less than they used to.

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Who wrote that one song that goes like "No, no, no, no, don't let me down"? Every pop band ever.

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What does it take to earn your respect? Superimposed testicles and a Welshman.

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Who is most likely to eat fast food? The Americans and the obese. It's a national sport.

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Is it your civic duty to vote every time there is an election of some sort, and does it matter whether you do or do not? It is, I get fined if I don't. Australia's cool like that.

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When you say 'pajamas' do you pronounce it as "pa-JAM-uhs" or "pa-JOM-uhs"? There's an R in there somewhere.

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Why did you come to my _____________? Cheese.

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If you had two people george w bush and the devil. both were drowning who would you save? This is a ridiculous question (assuming he exists, if the devil died, where would he go? To hell?), but still, GWB I guess, although I'd squeeze as much reward money out of him as possible.

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Who is the greatest scientific mind, the earth has every seen? You'll find quite a few candidates here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_been_called_%22polymaths%22 I'd vote for Avicenna, personally.

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Why do we have so many questions?? Because everybody's secretly disinterested.

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In the last decade, has Al Sharpton furthered anti-black racism or helped to heal anti-black racism? Is this poll seriously trying to say that blacks could be responsible for racism? Really?

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Why can't I pull the trigger when it's pointed at my head? Because your testicles are in immense pain.

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Triple C's are pills that current teenagers use to get high. Have you ever tried them and if not, would you? No, I haven't and I wouldn't, from what I've read they screw with your heart. And I imagine it makes most adults high, as well as teenagers.

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Do you think it\'s ok to cheat a large corporation? (ex: shoplifting, not giving back the wrong change) Yes, but not in the senses you described. Just like choosing not a by a product for yourself won't have the least effect on the company which produces it, stealing something from the store will only affect the employees of the store (and the manager if it's a franchise like IGA - which isn't as bad as larger corporations like Coles or Woolworths). If you want to fuck up large corporations,...

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What is your favorite Beatles song and/or album? At the moment I'm quite fond of Happiness is a Warm Gun, and the White Album in general (although Paul McCartney's contributions (aside from Helter Skelter) weren't all that).

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MTV, VH1, or neither? Neither. Although MTV has produced some good shows - Jackass was fun, and Daria arguably did what the Simpsons set out to achieve, only much better.

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Are women supposed to shave their arms? Maybe according to some people, but they're probably idiots. Being forced by convention to shave your legs is one thing, having to regularly shave your arms is just ridiculous. For the record, I'm a hairily-armed twenty year-old dude and if I don't have to shave mine you don't have to shave yours.

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Can video games cause aggressive behavior? I don't know if they cause it, but they can encourage it. Counterstrike and Halo 2 have brought out the inner douche of many a teenage boy.

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Who's idea was it to spend most of your life doing something you hate for not that much money? I imagine Milton Friedman had a say in it.

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What color should I paint my room. Read description for more info. Thanks. :) A white would offset it nicely.

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What has the greatest day of your life been so far? (description) It involved beer and pastries, I shan't say any more.

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Do you think that shirts with inappropriate messages should be banned from public places? No, I don't think any article of clothing should be 'banned'.

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have you ever been alone in the house , and heard a fart ? Yes. I blame poor urban planning.

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Does rap music contribute to violent crime? No, inner-city poverty, poor urban planning and a society that glorifies the rich and blames the ethnic poor for their own disenfranchisement does though.

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I need to know that you wont try and stop me if I were to assassinate Katy Perry and that other loser singing with her. Hell, I'll lend you a shotgun.

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I'm looking for games with romantic story lines. I play all kinds of genres & have most gaming systems in my household. Final Fantasy VIII gets pretty romantic.

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I'm looking for games with romantic story lines. I play all kinds of genres & have most gaming systems in my household. ...

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How many films or TV shows can you name that pass the Bechdel Test? Frasier? I don't think so.

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Why do I find most British humor to be far funnier than American humor? I've never even been to Europe. Because American networks have a nasty habit of treating their audiences like idiots, and by doing that Americans are forced to accept their roles as idiots in order to find entertainment in television, which makes them good fodder for advertisers. In Britain, the BBC is the main network and, for all its faults, by not having any advertisers to cater for, it treats its viewers as human beings...

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Does being a lesbian make one less of a bein'? No, it makes you a woman who likes a bit of snatch.

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what is your favourite girl's name? mine is Maria... That's a little too biblical for me. I prefer Steve.

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Would you eat bacon flavoured popcorn? Ew, no.

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Do you respect God? No, he's a complete bastard.

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Why is it that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary? ...Oh dear.

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Will you avoid AB's advertisement banners in protest to their new, substandard design? I use Adblock so I don't see them anyway, but I quite like the new design.

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Can we send this crap "new" edition of the beloved AB straight back where it came from please? Nah, it's some good shit. Maybe people will get less involved now.

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Is the answer to this question no? Fight the power.

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Does the new AB layout suck? It's slick, but I kinda like it. Points seem to be gone, which is probably for the best. It'll certainly change the site's dynamics.

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The Sims 2 Deluxe (nightlife) installation code Fight the power, brother.

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To all the dads out there with daughters: What is the most intimidating thing you have said/done when a boy was picking your daughter up for a date? Quite a few fathers I have met have expressed interest in murdering, as they seem to want to be only ones allowed to have sex with their daughters.

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If the plural of mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice? You and me are fuckin' done professionally, you know that.

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Does this link put the unemployment rate in perspective? Wow! Oh dear. Glad to be living in Australia at the moment.

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How can you hang on to a dream? Beer and tightropes.

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Wanna have a nice, hot, sweaty F*** right here RIGHT now? No thank you, your hair is a turn off.

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What do you do when your in love with someone who is 500miles away....... Masturbate and cry.

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not". - Thomas Jefferson. Do you agree or disagree? The same guy who also thought that government should exist to protect the interests of the minority from the interests of the majority. I don't think the idiot CEOs who are destroying the environment would be very willing to get down on their hands and knees and clean it up.

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How does one attract the attention of the greatest number of people to draw them to a cause. Boobs and manboobs.

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What do you think of when I say the word: POLITICS? Coiffed pubic hair.

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Rookie President Obama, When, during the election campaign, did you say that troops would be coming home? They're all paid off in the two major parties, neither of them particularly care about the people suffering in Iraq.

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Can I find some Jews who are offended by how Israel behaves towards Palestines? Does Noam Chomsky count? He's a Jewish Atheist, and a zionist.

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How is it possible to be fiscally Conservative and socially Liberal? The Conservatives kill all social programs, or would like to so what would be left to be socially Liberal with? I just heard Florida described that way and I don't get it...do you? Eh, they'll tell you their wet dreams about how perfect the economy is and all that. Or perhaps they're only fiscally conservative in the sense that they regulate the economy and don't go on massive spending projects, but still keep stuff like healthcare and education and all that well-funded. That was the traditional conservative approach.

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Is genital slicing considered torture? It isn't a fucking picnic.

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Why wouldnt barak come out to play with gordon? is he not best friends anymore? They possibly disagree on how much deregulation is boner-material.

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Do you think education makes people think they are better than other people or does it infact make them better than other people because they show initiative. The education system does work to kind of justify arrogance through indoctrination, yeah.

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Who was the first politician you voted for? Bob Brown. He's climbing, slowly but surely. Let's hope he sticks around for a while.

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Goldman Sachs Chairman defends handing out $24 billion in bonuses to top bank bureaucrats. Says his firm is "Doing God's work." Did you realize God paid that well? God created the economy, god will destroy the economy in anger after seeing those idiots drop the Bretton Woods System.

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What is your opinion on South Carolina wanting to issue a vehicle number plate with a Christian image and slogan, and the US judge rejecting it? I think Americans get worked up, and spend large numbers of tax dollars, on silly things.

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Are you willing to listen to someone who is trying to convert your political viewpoints? Yeah, there's always the chance they may be privy to some information I'm not.

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Do you think taxes should be lowered for the poor or raised for the rich? A bit of column A, a bit of column B. And just ignore the preachy middle-class SOBs.

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Does "Political Correctness" have any blame in the Military not acting on the signals from Maj. Hasan before his terrorist actions at Fort hood? It's more the shitty structure of the military itself that is to blame, as well as the poverty that a lot of American students in tertiary education experience and the acts of aggression of overseas. I think 'political correctness' is one of the least notable concerns in this case.

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Muslims: Why would a cleric condone the type of behavior that just took place at Fort Hood? Because he's looking for attention. Also, it's important to remember that this guy was intelligent, he'd written very balanced papers on this sort of thing himself. He just didn't want to fight his own people. It wasn't the most commendable way to get out of it, but his motivation was a little more noble than most killers.

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The Fort Hood shooter was a known radical, Muslim first then an American second. Is it time to stop being so F'en PC and screen ppl without fear of beling labled a racist? Yeah, I agree, you're right. You Americans are lunatics, always shooting each other, and then saying it's not because you're American it's because of your religion. Stop being so PC! Take responsibility for your nationality and lack of gun control.

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Would Taliban fighters consider changing sides? Not anymore than most US soldiers would consider changing sides. Although I suppose it depends on which side gets the best brothels.

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To my American friends: On CNN tonight I saw a news program that showed radical Muslim groups protesting in various American cities. They were handing out literature and shouting angrily. What do you think of all this? Please be honest. I think posting this question in the terrorism category is a real dickish move. If protesting against what the US military is doing in the middle-east is 'radical', then perhaps you should start a neo-fascist political party because it sounds like an awfully totalitarian view to hold.

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Do you eat chicken at least twice a week? I eat it most days a week. And, as such, I could give Pam An a run for her money.

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Why did so many people dislike John Lennon's relationship with Yoko Ono? Because she was non-White, because she was an emancipated, (very) intelligent, artistic woman who wasn't passive, and because they wanted someone else to blame other than Paul McCartney (or Ringo), who was/were the real troublemaker(s).

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Should they make a John Lennon day? Yeah, and we should all burn effigies of Paul McCartney.

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What was the best song that John Lennon ever wrote (not Imagine )? Working-class Hero wasn't too bad.

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Who should become Aerosmith's new frontman? Morrissey. That'd fuck with people.

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Is left 4 dead 2 banned in australia? I'm afraid so. http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/09/left-4-dead-2-banned-in-australia/ We are a nation of prudes, aren't we.

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Is America finally ready for Dr. Who? Yeah, I imagine the heavily Americanised British relaunch would appeal to them. Just another show where they can go "Guffaw haw haw! Those wacky Brits!"

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Description of a thief Someone who doesn't wear clean underpants.

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What do you think of when you hear the words: fluffy, soft, and pink? Vag.

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What do you think of TV nowadays? Too much American crap on it.

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Muslims: How would you react if my screen name was MUHAMMAD-IS-HINDU? Wouldn't that be disrespectful? In a matter of speaking, both "Jesus is Muslim" and "Muhammad is Hindu" are sort of correct - they certainly can be interpreted as such. The only problems that come into it are contextual, and as such the feelings of animosity that may come from many of the devout are somewhat understandable. But I tend to be a little more sympathetic towards people who live in poverty, and...

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Are you in to superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls? No, I am in the nude.

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What's the largest animal that's ever been inside your dwelling? Richard Simmons.

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When you hear of a terrorist being killed, what is your first reaction? I question the political motivation behind describing that person as a 'terrorist'. Pure propaganda and dehumanisation.

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What is the sissiest sport that you can think of? Handegg.

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What's your favorite soda? Richard Simmons.

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What does this mean? Jabir also said: Allah's Apostle said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?'" Sahih Bukhari 7:62:17 I suppose this is why a lot of Muslims don't put much credence in the hadith.

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Do bf's get arroused if his girlfriend lets him know she is taking a shower? It depends. Are you urinating in the shower?

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What is your favorite Weapon? Be Specific. Richard Simmons.

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Would you marry a sexually impure woman? But of course! I am a sexually impure man.

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Should divorce AND gay marriage be illegal? No, and no. Women shouldn't be forced to live with abusive partners (and vice versa).

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Which world figure (alive today) is most likely to be the Antichrist? Richard Simmons.

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Do you care if your wife/girlfriend/sister/daughter dresses like a prostitute? I haven't met a prostitute before, I wouldn't be able to make the association, and people should be able to dress how they want to. I'm not in any position to moralise, and neither are you, so get off your pedestal and pull up your pants.

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Where can I find hanging intimate piercings? Richard Simmons.

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Should women be allowed to talk in church? No, it is disrespectful to Jesus's testicles.

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Do you know if there is ever a wrong time to eat chocolate? When you're sitting naked on a diabetic fire hydrant.

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Do women find it difficult to find partners who are sensitive, caring and good looking? I imagine only the women who specifically go out looking for men with those vague qualities in mind have trouble with it. Especially in Australia.

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Are Bon Jovi living on more than just a prayer? They're living on the alimony of several embarrassed teenage girls.

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Is AB good to you? No, it beats me when I come home late from school.

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Can you sum up your day in two words? Anal cheese.

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What do you miss most from the 90's? Pop music sounding good.

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Whats a romantic flower other than a red rose The vagina.

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Who was the worst US President ever? They've all had pretty terrible records in terms of acts of international aggression and terrorism. In recent years, Reagan probably did the most damage, although GWB gave him a run for his money.

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Why does the United States continuously handicap itself by placing restrictions on it's military when it's in an armed conflict. I thought the whole idea was to defend our way of life and to make sure the enemy never tried to cause us harm again. Although the US breaks international law all the time, it has to obey some laws, otherwise it will lose all of its political support. I doubt it's altruistic, although the Geneva Conventions and the rest certainly - not that the US follows them a great deal.

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All the men in my life have always preferred me without makeup. So it occurred to me that maybe women wear it to impress other women. What do you think? I think part of it can be seen as an outlet for creativity that women (and men) find excuses for afterwards, and it's also partly a cultural standard put upon women and kept alive by the cosmetics industry.

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Have you been a union member? Tell us about that experience. Yeah, I think I'm still a member of the grocery employees union (or whatever it's called) from when I was working at Woolworths. I can't complain, I just wish the government wasn't so anti-union.

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New airport scanner to show people naked; is this a violation of privacy or necessary to stop terrorist attacks? It does absolutely nothing to stop naked terrorists.

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Can you name any character from any Shakespeare play? Mac fucking Beth.

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What sacrifices does the Lord desire from us? Goat, sheep and virgin.

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Should the U.S , Canada and Mexico merge? No. The US would invariably get the better end of the bargain.

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Why didn't Bush get The Nobel Prize? Because he invaded Iraq and Afghanistan. Although the Nobel peoples don't seem to care about Obama bombing those schools in Pakistan...

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Why do Republicans pose nude in Playgirl? Because Rahm Emanuel paid them to.

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Would you accept an AB friend request from a 14-17 year old? Sure. Just so long as the the pornography is kept to a minimum.

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Can you name a song that mentions or describes cooking in the lyrics? (Video links welcome!) Soul Food by the Goodie Mob.

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What is the most practical use for Roadkill? Toupee.

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Why are women such a massive pain in the arse? Don't bring all women into this, you're the one who brought out the strap-on.

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What magazine do the male troops prefer more: Playboy or Playgirl? With half the shit they get up to do they even need magazines?

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When one reads stories like this one about the one-legged Dove and the orphaned Bunnies [click on the link, below this question], how can Atheists continue to claim that a Gawd never existed? (It just seems so "illogical" of them, doesn't it?) It makes me want to take off my pants and praise Jesus the only way how.

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What do you think about "friendly fire" incidents? Should troops who kill friendly forces face discipline? If so, what should the penalties be? Yes, but not as much as those who kill innocent people. Assuming they get disciplined at all.

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Should prisoners serve their time in the military instead of in jail/prison? How is being given a weapon and being told to kill people your government dislikes sufficient punishment?

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Obama was just as surprised as everybody else on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He didn't ask for it. Why are people criticizing him? I would hope they're criticising him because he has done next to nothing to stop the bombing of civilians in Pakistan and Afghanistan under his command, despite numerous protests from officials from both countries.

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Whos the most over rated guitarist? I never cared much for Eric Clapton's guitarbation. I'm not a huge fan of Paul McCartney, either.

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What is the best website you have ever been on Hardcoregoosesex.ru

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Does having a high IQ necessarily mean that you're a good person to get advice from? I've read some stuff in Marilyn Vos Savant's advice collumn that was complete BS. No. Having a high IQ just means you're good at taking IQ tests.

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Describe twilight in 4 words or less (can positive be negative) Nice tits, Edward.

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When i say "Los Angeles, CA" what comes to mind? Smog, lawyers and cocaine.

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Why is most pornography aimed at a male audience? Some really unthoughtful answers to this question. I think it's because, mainly, men are the socially accepted controllers of public sexuality. Women may be given the freedom to call each other 'sluts', but men are generally the ones enforcing standards of gender morality.

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Do you watch Bollywood movies with english subtitles? Sometimes. Some aren't too bad. Lagaan was pretty good.

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Firstr thing that comes to mind: Truth be told, I'm _____ Strokin'!

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How many years of war in Afghanistan will be enough to win? Hopefully not as many as the Russians took. If the US wants to make Afghanistan a loyal satellite, then it's going to take a hell of a long time because most Afghans don't want that. If they just want to bring stability to the country (and then get the hell out), then they'd only have to stop bombing civilian targets and initiate as many negotiations as possible.

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Will foreigners ever learn to be reasonable? Not as long as the US wants to make the UN a subsidiary of its foreign policy. :P

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Can you name a more attractive lesbian than Jodie Foster? Richard Simmons.

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Which country would you like to bomb? I don't know about bombing, but parts of the United States could use a little Agent Orange.

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Ladies do you enjoy the male attention, your breasts bring you? Oh yes. They get me lots of free beer.

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Have any of the Michael Moore's film changed your outlook on issues of america? Nah, I haven't watched any of his films. One does not go to America for intelligent, reliable documentaries.

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Name one word which describes a kiss. Cheese.

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Where does life end? In a woman's bottom.

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Radio or ipod? Mp3 player.

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Are you passionate? No, I'm apathetic.

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Do you like Americans? why why not? No, they are fat. And they smell like cheeseburgers. Especially when threatening to invade Iran.

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Is there a "win-win" option for Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan? The closest you're going to get is to keep America the hell out and minding their own business.

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What is the fastest way to go to jail? Publicly masturbate in a shopping centre.

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Why are black people so loud? I've noticed they tend to be louder (on average) than other races, why is this? It's an American thing. Americans are loud. Because you have such shitty television.

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Do you work against being a stereotypical male/female? Do you embrace it? I embrace gender stereotypes for men vocally while disregarding them in my appearance and manner. It throws people off.

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What wouldn't you do for $10,000,000? Richard Simmons.

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I am feeling very sad. Can I hug you? Not with that moustache.

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I live in an area that is called the bible belt. do you live in a place with a nick name and what is it (please)? No, although Perth does have a 'Bogan Belt' nearby. I live in the city's South African & Pom Belt.

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Did you ever wish u were someone else? Nah. That would lead to a philosophical complex or two.

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Who are in the order known as 'The Illuminati'? A bunch of jooz with nothing to looz.

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Is Opera the worst type of music to have sex too? No. That'd be adult contemporary. It would totally ruin the mood.

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Will voluntary compliance lead to world domination? Yes. http://www.newamericancentury.org/

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Did your parents gave you pocket money when you were child? Yeah, it went from around 10 dollars to 20 dollars a week. Now I'm a student, and the government gives me pocket money instead!

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With all the talk about decriminalizing drugs so we can tax them, why aren't we talking about doing the same for other crimes? I'd like to see them tax all the money spent on destroying Iraq and rebuilding it as a satellite of the US.

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What does your mother do? Smoke, teach art to teenagers and try to be funny.

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Do you like blob fish? They're alright, a bit of a bore at parties though. They're a deep water fish, and generally only look that way out of water due to the lack of compression - they look completely different in their natural habitat.

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On a scale of 1 (least) - 10 (most) -- how much do you like to flirt? π.

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Do you ask questions more for yourself, or more for the "bag"? I do it all for the love of Jesus. Amen.

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What do you keep near your toilet? My sense of dignity and self-preservation.

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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where? In the fridge. *Makes bad economics-related joke*

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What naughty things could be done at your office? Embezzlement, fraud and taxidermy.

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So lets get this straight...You dont like it when girls dress all slutty-looking? I'm not going to tell people how to dress. It's their business, not yours or mine.

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What kind of government is ruled by money? The American government, and any other government that believes its only role is to step in where the economy fails.

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What should President Obama envision as the new regulatory system for banks after the Republican years of legalizing theft? Ideally, he should just nationalise the ones that have caused the most trouble. But of course I sincerely doubt he would do that. Probably because of the people who are in his 'team', and who have had experience working high up in those banks.

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Why is Republican culture so confused about what racism is? I don't know. In the historical record, more of them voted for the Civil Rights act than the Democrats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964#Vote_totals Stuff just got messed up in the eighties and nineties, when morality became politicised, which brought out all the extra-racist Republicans to the forefront of the party.

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Is it the intent of the Constitution or any of its amendments for a democracy to work based on a government controlled by money? The Constitution was written to protect the minority from the 'masses', so probably.

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Does your whipped ice dairy drink bring the attention of many males to your place of residence/employment? Yes. I'd rather they just fuck off, though, my testicles are not meant for that sort of thing.

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Ricky Gervais vs Steve Corell Gervais played a great David Brent, but that was partly because the role was tailor-written for him by Stephen Merchant. If you read some interviews with Gervais, you'll see he just doesn't have the intelligence to realise a character like David Brent on his own - he worships Seinfeld and American comedy, whereas the Office (the English version) was leagues above almost anything...

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What would you do if your girl asked you to spank her and give her a cold shower? Ask her why.

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What's the most shocking thing you've seen in the movies? Anthropomorphic penisation.

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Ladies, why do you hate the nice guys? You should read this: http://74.125.153.132/search?q=cache:Y-p3j7U2bLEJ:www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml+heartless+bitches+nice+guys&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au

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Can i put a knife to your heart? No, but you can put some cheese to your bottom.

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Should people be allowed by law to defend themselves vigorously against intruders? Yes, but if so, the definition of 'intruders' should include the police and government agencies.

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What colour were the pills on the Matrix? Chartreuse and burgundy.

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Slave owners helped slaves, protected them and fed them in US. How do you respond to this? See link There were plenty of others, probably more, who did exactly the opposite.

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Another way to say you have turned 23? "I'm not wearing any pants. Incidentally, I'm also legal now in Belgium."

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Am I the only man who appreciates small breasts? No. There are plenty of pedophiles out there who also appreciate small breasts. :P

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What do you think about robert mugabe president of zimbabwe? Scape goat. Certain multinationals want his diamonds.

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What kind of question am I asking right now? A rather rude question I don't feel comfortable answering.

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Do you fear hell? No, I fear Richard Simmons.

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Which was your favorite Dwarf in Snow White? Richard Simmons.

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Are there always food in your kitchen? Yes, my kitchen haves several foods.

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What if "Jesus returns" and finds that the human species was wiped out by an asteroid like the dinosaurs? He'd be all like "shit, whoops!"

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Darlings, may I fondle your man-boobs? Well... do you have the velveeta?

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When did you lose your faith in humanity? i lost mine about a year ago? I do not have a pedestal to stand on from which to lose faith.

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If you were a guy, would you wear "Balls Out Jeans"? No. But seriously, the logic in that parody fails - if women wore 'labias out' jeans, it wouldn't be a source of humour for the same crowd.

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What would we never find on your Ipod? Richard Simmons.

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When you hear the expression "pitch a tent", what do you think of? Richard Simmons.

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Can you complete the sentence: I have a really big _________. Clitoris.

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Is $30,000 too much for an engagement ring? Much too much. I just make do with a Cheezel.

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Are we entering a new age of protectionism? It surely couldn't measure up to Reagan's mad protectionism in the eighties.

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Do you think that Barrack Obama is at a greater risk of assassination? If so, why? No, he's very popular with rich people, he's not radical in the least. Just a slightly more liberal version of GWB - they've both killed people in Afghanistan, Iraq and Pakistan.

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How many pictures do you have that could put you in this kind of trouble? What should have been done differently? [LINK] Nope, although I'm not a parent, so that's probably a good a thing. Seriously, wtf.

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Anybody see or read the Kaddafi speech to the U.N. General Assembly? What did you think? Will he be an assassins target? (If he's not already) He's saying pretty much the same thing Kofi Annan said, just much more aggressively, with the intent to inflame. He won't get assassinated - the US already tried that in the eighties and failed.

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Does anyone believe the gov't spends our tax dollars wisely? If not, should we pay them? The alternative is giving your money to some insurance giant or a bank, and private enterprise is much, much worse with money than the government.

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Should all taxpayers be allowed to vote? They should be allowed to do much more than vote - that's only a small part of the democratic process. They should also form the policies of the candidates they elect.

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Since we are at war with Afghanistan, is it alright to shoplift from stores that are owned by Afghanistanannies? No, your government and military have already hurt the Afghans enough, don't join them.

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What is something that gets better with age? Diarrhea.

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Why do poverty and corruption so rampant in the third world countries? Because of the 'first world' governments, mostly (keeping in mind these are Cold War terms). The less corrupt a country is, the harder it is to manipulate by a larger power outside (just take a look at what's happening in Bolivia), and poverty means class division, which means in turn a wealthy elite to keep things under control and under your thumb. Larger economic powers only...

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Why do you eat animals? Bastards had it coming.

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Ive been dating a girl for about a month, All is well, so far so good. But It seems conversations, (especially phone/text) are getting routine and kind of boring. What can I do to spice things up? Write a poem about her labia.

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What does it feel like to love but not feel loved back? Warm chocolate milk, mixed with arse.

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What do you know about vincent van gogh? He's the ginger Dutch post-Impressionist painter every beginning artist really likes for a little while, before they move on to others and pick on people who are still enthusiastic about his work. It is a bit cartoony. I prefer historical Islamic art.

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Do you stand at attention whenever you hear your national anthem? No, it doesn't make me particularly horny.

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Why does it feel like my fast food options are limited? Because you are an American, and the idea of cooking your own food gives you a complex. No offence.

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Do you think Megan Fox is the most beautiful woman in the world? I think she is absolutely stunning! Not terribly... maybe it would change if I got to know her. Everybody has their own way of finding people attractive.

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Have you ever heard of Victor Tsoy? Yes indeed. RIP.

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CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS you're going to have twins!!!! What are their names? (2 boys or 2 girls or 1 boy & 1 girl) Donaldeene and Margarobert.

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Im 14 and my my mom found out i had sex and shes crying her eyes out and my dad will kill me if he founds out what do i do? i dont wanna run away but i tried talking to my mom and she wont listen ,....PLEASE HELP ME!! :'( If your dad wants to beat you up, child services should really be involved. I'm sorry, but that is not acceptable from a parent.

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Question: What is the best bear? Richard Simmons.

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If I could furnish you with one hour of my time at your location, what would you have me do? Steal a Lamborghini and sell it to the French.

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I bet you cannot name 5 historically important scientists without looking at someone else's answer. Want to try? Albert Einstein Thomas Edison Nikola Tesla Stephen Hawking Richard Simmons.

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What are the advantages and disadvantages of a Free Market Economy against Centrally Planned Economy? Better economic growth versus no internet. Seriously, we wouldn't have the internet if the US government hadn't poured billions of dollars of funding into the tech industry in the seventies and eighties. When it was ready to go, they privatised it and gave the profits to the private sector.

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WHAT MIGHT CAUSE POLLUTION Richard Simmons.

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When is talk cheap? When you're not wearing any pants.

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They say that girls are not as shallow as the guys. Do you think this is indeed true? I don't think vaginas and penises determine that sort of thing.

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Do you care about what Michelle Obama is wearing? Not at all. Unless she's nude. In which case /b/.

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Why do corporations always whine about making Americans healthier? It's a very effective public relations tool. Associating, irrationally, words and feelings with their business.

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I think dating on the internet is just silly. Am I ignorant? A little. My Mum met her current partner online, and they've been together happily for three and a half years.

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Without _____ the Beatles would of not been so great? Harrison and Lennon. McCartney and Starr both tried their hardest to break the Beatles up (much moreso than Ono).

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Why not nationalize all large corporations so the profits go to the treasury and CEOs get placed on government pay scales? Because that would make society more democratic.

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Why sleepless nights after the break-up? Why nothing but only revenge in heart? why does the heart care who she cheated dumped it for? Why so much pain, why the hell just can't get over with it? Why everything just comes back sailing before your eyes? Are you wearing pants?

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Name one fresh water fish Richard Simmons.

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How do you manage to keep yourself looking so HOTT!!!? Too much cheese.

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What have you learned from your Grandparents? Read, be a decent person, think things through, eat healthily, and always download music for free if possible. Youtube's a good option.

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What does a girl want in a boy? An ovary pool, so to speak.

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Is ignorance bliss? Only when you're not wearing any pants.

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Girls tell me a really embarrassing bra story I once decided to try wearing two fried eggs instead of a bra. It didn't end well.

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If there was another election today, would you vote back in Obama (America)/Harper(Canada)? Were I American, I would have voted for Nader or McKinley.

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What should i do tonight? any ideas? Richard Simmons.

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First thing that comes to mind: My ____ was a ____ too? Gas. Cheese.

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What do you look like? Doctor Who.

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What comes to mind when i say Italian Cuisine A combination of pasta and genital adjustment.

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Name one thing that is usually made of some type of glass The genitalia of a monarch.

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What's one thing you will no longer tolerate at this point in your life? Richard Simmons.

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I heard that Ronald Reagan created AIDs in the 80s to kill off those he viewed as "undesirables" such as blacks in Africa and homosexuals. Is this true? No. He was the president of the United States, he had plenty of easier ways to do that at his disposal.

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Something that usually breaks on the first accidental drop! A rather brittle stool.

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Who is known as the worlds worst and most horrific serial killer? ... Can you name one? There are a few, and most of them are American. Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacey are all prime contenders.

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Can you give me some words that rhyme with "Twilight"? No, I will not contribute to your slash fiction. It's morally wrong.

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Ive been on the computer for 12 hours straight is this a bad thing Yes. You should really go to the toilet.

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White Christian males how are you dealing with discrimination under Obama's New America? Have some modesty. If you're a white dude, you've got it all.

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What planet does your name come from? 4chan.

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Is it true that if you eat Chinese food, you'll be hungry again a hour later? No, you'll be in the toilet an hour later. Or is that Indian food I'm thinking of.

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What are you most likely to have with pickles? Diarrhea.

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Would you rather have a tie or look respectful with out one? I'd much rather look respectful without one.

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Which do you prefer Alice In Chains or Nirvana? Nirvana, easily.

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Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? In the ghetto, by the side of the road.

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I HOPE THE STAFF READS THIS: What do you think about an AB convention once a year where all of us can go and meet with each other in a safe environment ? Would you go? Nah, there'd be too much male nudity.

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Do you have a sweet tooth? I've never been able to taste my teeth.

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OK Im really angry at someone, I mean REALLY angry, and theres not a thing I can do about it, how do I get rid of my anger? Breathe deeply, have a cup of tea, rationalise it all in your head, and then go and key their car.

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Salted or unsalted butter? What's your personal preference? Salted.

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Do you treat people the way you wish to be treated or according to the way they behave? According to the way they behave. And sometimes depending on my level of intoxication.

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Im a white female and im dating a black man. I've been called some pretty nasty names,How do i deal with that? By a firearm, stuff it down your pants, and don't give a fuck over anyone's bullshit.

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What "secular" book has inspired you to do great things? "The Karma Sutra for Dummies"

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Why do you eat animals? Because they piss me off.

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What were some fads when you were in high school? (We had big earrings and short dresses :) Having a wank.

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Its August and not too early to be thinking of a covered dish you'll be taking to Aunt Tootie's Thanksgiving dinner this year. so, what's it gonna be? Richard Simmons.

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Are there any other countries that are divided into states like US? Oh dear. Do you honestly think the US is unique like that?

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How is our new president doing? People are still being killed in Iraq, and he's still threatening to invade Pakistan. Eh, it's not like I didn't expect this to happen...

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When does a whiff of corruption become a stench? When flatulence is involved.

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First thing that comes to mind: _____ need love too. Gangstas.

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If you kept your front yard messy, could your neighbors sue you for pulling down their property values? Heheh, only in America.

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First thing that comes to mind: Hey buddy, I don't come down to wear you work and _____? masturbate all over your stationery.

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Can those who are truly religious be racist/bigots at the same time as they practice their various faiths? How is that possible? I suppose that depends on how you define religious. People can practice their beliefs while being real idiots, I suppose. It's not a contradiction.

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Is there something wrong with the world today? Yes. Visit this website for details: http://www.chomsky.info/

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What is the taste in your mouth? Richard Simmons.

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You get to decide who gets the mission to hunt down Osama bin Laden. Who do you choose? Ayman al-Zawahiri.

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Can/should you eat the skin of a peach? No. It is evil.

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If this sudanese woman gets her 40 lashes would you watch? No, I am not from 4chan.

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How do you get rid of skunks? Play a Michael Jackson record.

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Should a woman expect to be treated like a lady if even if she doesn't act ladylike? Should I be expected to treat you as an intelligent person if you insist on treating women as 'ladies'?

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In "rainy night in soho", the pogues quote "a ginger lady near my bed"... is she a real person o something else? They're probably referring to a giant, anthropomorphic vagina.

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What's your favorite movie about aliens? Jerry Maguire.

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What is the name a movie that has a Nerdy person in it? Underground.

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What Pop Tart flavour haven't they made yet, that you think would rule? Richard Simmons.

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I have a spare. What is your chest size? 12 cheesecakes and a goose.

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What do you think about the recently found Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate? Very little. I'm more concerned about him invading Pakistan, and all the innocent people who would be killed in such an action.

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Does America have a gun problem? Yes. Both at home and overseas.

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Why is it that in Europe and in countries in other parts of the world prominent politicians have extra marital affairs and it is not a big deal to the media or the public,though in the US it is blown out of proportion? To keep people distracted from issues they care about. Like healthcare, foreign policy, etc.

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Harold Bloom: "Freedom of the context of the American Religion, means being alone with God or with Jesus, the American God or the American Christ." Thoughts? That should be 'in the context', not 'of the context'.

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Do you like or dislike cutting the grass? I prefer mowing the lawn.

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The most attractive woman who ever lived was.....? Richard Simmons.

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Aside from Turkey and Russia, are there any other countries that both a part of Asia and Europe? Cue racist comments about British immigration.

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Have you ever called a police officer an ociffer? No, but I have called one a wanker.

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What colour should I paint my living room? (It's already tan. I'm not fond of white, and my kitchen is already yellow, so not either of those) Oh dear. I often find people who don't like white walls find solace in ugly varieties of green, pink and orange.

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What's the word? Boobs.

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Why don't women refer to men as "bitches" more often? Because it would be too radically feminist and socialist.

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Someone just labeled me a fanatical Christian! I think that is a good thing. What you do you think? Would you like to be known as a fanatical Christian? No, I'd much rather be known as an Islamic fundamentalist.

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Can i smoke the opium in my grandamas garden? One can only hope so.

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Did Michael Jackson play any musical instruments? I believe he played his penis.

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What kind of farts feel best - a fart that bursts out of your arse or a fart that bubbles slowly out? A fart that excuses itself politely while it has a shit on your car.

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Who did Dick Cheney allow the CIA to kill under his secret assassination program? Richard Simmons.

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What is the most disgusting thing someone could eat? Richard Simmons.

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What do Republicans consider more secure for the homeland - felatio by an American woman or sex with a foreign woman? The latter, but only if it's nonconsensual.

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I found a rat snake in my kitchen. When I couldn't catch it, I went to my neighbours to use their phone, but they weren't there, and now the snake is lost and is most likely somewhere in my house. What do I do? Masturbate vigorously.

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Is necrophilia a victimless crime? Not if you get maggots in your balls.

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What`s the best way to hide my moobs (man-boobs)? Excessive flatulence.

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Have you ever loved someone, you really should not have? Yes. And oh dear.

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We have to break up because................? I'm not wearing any pants.

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Does God dislove you? No, he wanks over the photos of me on deviantart.

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What is the point of goverment? To ensure the basic rights of the human being - freedom of speech, of assembly, of information, free education, free/affordable healthcare, and a bunch of other things.

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Which of the desperate housewives do you find the most attractive? Richard Simmons.

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Is Croatia safe for female visitors? No less safe than any other quasi-Mediterranean nation. You'll have your share of lotharios who gravitate to anywhere they can find large numbers of women partially dressed. But Queensland suffers from the same general problem, with the addition of STDs.

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Is being 60, old It is a little past the boobshine, but it's younger than capitalism.

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How does one go about starting his or her own wiki? You can get a decent enough free one (or several) at Wikidot (http://www.wikidot.com/), or you can apply for one at Wikia (http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Wikia), which is generally more professional and Wikipedia-like in its design. I managed to get a wiki started about Noam Chomsky, but I haven't edited it in ages (http://noamchomsky.wikia.com/wiki/The_Chomsky_Wiki).

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Do you think roller coasters are fun or scary? I think they're sexy.

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If we didn't have evil would we have good? If so it must be good to be evil sometimes? Your thoughts. I don't believe in good and evil. People are just people and do stupid things.

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Why do people abuse? Because they are inadequate.

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHEN BLACK SNAKES COBRA SEEN IN DREAMS You are about to have sex with an employee of the CIA.

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Anybody got a great comeback to those four words ....... I told you so? "Oh, really? I wasn't listening."

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What should be today's word of the day? Cunnilingus.

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I say " Jenny Craig" you say? Richard Simmons.

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Im 17 & a problem child. my mom tells me everyday that she is kicking me out when im 18. i cost her lots of money with my soap & eating food. how can i change my bad behavior? also where can i go when i am homeless. she throwing me away like garbage? Have you ever considered public nudity?

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Will the global warming bill and the health care bill that congress is trying to pass take away Americans freedom of choice? Americans have freedom of choice?

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In the nursery rhyme I learnt when I was six point four, when this old man played 4, he played knick-knack on what? On my penis.

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Don't you just hate it when people speak to you when you're on the toilet? No, I consider it a form of high drama.

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I say "thong" you say? Boobs.

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Remember the moon landing 40 years ago? Here are a few things you probably didn't hear back then. See LINK: No, I don't see the link.

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Don't you think chewing gum is rude? No. The eighties are over.

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I don't drink alcohol and I have never been drunk. How does that make you feel? Like I could use a drink.

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Why do people act so stuck up when they make a lot of money, have a nice car, have nice clothes or if they achieve something? What do these things do to people to make them feel that way? It's a new trend that i have noticed. ANSWER PLEASE!!!! It's not a new trend, it's as old as money. Some act this way to everyone and it's all a game to them. Others are selectively kind and dismissive. It comes from being sheltered from long-term futility.

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I think all the solidiers of the world who come back home after their service to their country is completed and resume their prior lives with ease probably don't exist. What do you think? Not outside of sixties and seventies British light dramas. If you're talking about soldiers to go to war, that is. Killing people affects you in some way or other, I'm sure.

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Is it Ma-tour? Or Ma- ture for the word Mature to pronounce correctly? Lulz!

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Do you wait for the green man to cross the road or do you jaywalk? Depends on the road. I have been known to Stevewalk.

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Would you rather eat something deep fried, or steamed? Steamed, ew.

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Ps2 power button It exists. Now, show us the boobs.

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Do you think women should or should not be allowed in combat and why? Yeah, just like men, under very limited circumstances.

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Which catagory of AB questions you don't care to answer? Bestiality.

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If i carry a sword into a police station flash a fake badge and say im with the secret service what would happen? They'd cut off your nipples and give you a slap.

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Would Jews be safe in your neighborhood? Eh, the white South Africans seem to be doing alright, and there are plenty of banks nearby.

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May I smother you with my boobs? Only if I can smother you with my leg hair.

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Say, would you fancy a slice of smegcake? Yes please. On toast.

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Do you consider yourself to have a fabulously charmed life? Fuck that fuck shit. I'm gangsta.

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What would you do if I threw a flip flop at you? Take off my pants.

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Do you think its a bad idea to start buying stuff out of ebay?and if so why It's a terrible idea! The pope denounced it for a reason.

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Why do general womens magazines have pic's of women in them and not pics of men? (you dont find pics of men in general mens magz only pics of women) Because all the major media institutions want to propagate the lesbian lifestyle.

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Would you allow a 15 year old son to join AB? Yes. Most 15 year-olds aren't that innocent. :P

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Nakedness is normal to me, so I don't really get all that turned on by it. What's up with that? It's not that weird, although I get turned on by nudity - but I don't really like being naked anyway. What are you turned on by?

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When I say internet, you say...? Pornography.

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What are your views on pre-marital sex? I don't plan on getting married and I don't intend on staying a virgin.

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Whats your favorite beach? Mullaloo.

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If I see a spider in my house, what will happen if I try to hold it? It'll fuck with your fingers.

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Who's your favorite character in South Park? Mine is Cartman, that little fat*ss. South Parks sucks testicles, Daria and Drawn Together are much better.

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By the year 3000 AD, do you think humankind has a better chance of achieving time travel, walking on the surface of the sun, or neither? You might as well be walking on the sun.

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Anyone else think this pic is just SO AWESOME? http://shinigamigirl.deviantart.com/art/We-are-One-128639208 (you have to fix the url so it doesnt ha Oh dear god!

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It does not pay to fall in love, does it? It can do if you purchase shares.

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What's your opinion on smokers/smoking? I don't care too much, although I hope it doesn't kill any of my family members - my grandmother and my mother both smoked/smoke regularly.

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I have noticed that cheerleaders hate to wear their windsuit pants. They love to wear the jackets that are made of the same swishy material but they hate the pants so much. They would rather freeze than wear them. Why is this? Because they're worried they'd just look like crappy gymnasts.

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How is your mood today? NO sun, Partly Sunny, Mostly Sunny, FULL Sun!!! Showers, chance of hail.

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On my last trip to the bathroom, I took notice of the designs on the toilet paper. Why do people even bother putting nice designs on paper meant for cleaning you butt? How many people actually take notice of and appreciate the toilet paper designs? And wh It's to do with anal astronomy. It satisfies your constellations.

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What is your worst movie of recent years? - Just to get you started, my top two are 2. Meet the Spartans and 1. Planet of the Apes (Mark Wahlberg) I quite liked Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. Epic Movie, easily. That was just pathetic.

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What mammel do you think will mutate (evolutionise) first? why? Richard Simmons.

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What is the fastest way for my friend to get her stomach in tip top shape by Friday? Richard Simmons.

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Shot in the foot, and you're to blame! You give ___________ a bad name! Richard Simmons.

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Do you believe that the poor are only in the situation they are in because they are lazy? No. I believe the rich are only in the situation they are in because they are lazy (in some way or another).

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If your lover punches you square in the face out of anger, do you punch them back? No, I squeeze her nipples angrily.

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Things You Shouldn't Say When Dinner Is Served? Your culinary skills inspire my bowels, please excuse me while they express their creativity.

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Have you ever lived with a stranger? Yes. Her name was Steve.

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How long has it been since you`ve done a crossword? Much too long. A few days.

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Is romance always in the air in Italy? Yes, if by romance you mean slicked-back hair, tight jeans and sexual harrassment.

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Where do i find free download of copy protected software? Try flmsdown.net .

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Whatever happened to Hedgehog Flavored Crisps? They were arrested for public nudity.

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What are you wearing? A banana hammock.

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What does God not look like? Richard Simmons.

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Are our defence forces good corporate citizens? I'm sure they try. They're not so much agents of the private sector as the British and American militaries, though.

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Why is the plural of sheep, sheep? Shi'ite.

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Does breast size really matter that much? Let's say small waist, nice bum and legs, but small breasts...would you even notice her? Seems like to have the "perfect" body women have to have a large B or C cup at least. I don't fucking care. I'm attracted to some women, I'm not attracted to others. End of fucking story. I don't go on about different body parts like a motherfucker.

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Which country do you think poses the biggest threat to us right now? The United States of America.

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What's so bad about World Government? (I'm not advocating it, I'd just like to hear how you would respond) Eugenics would reappear.

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How can you treat a sunburn? Try smothering it in cheese.

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I think it is safe to assume that the people who say "I never lie" are full of it. Do you think this is wrong? No, I think you're right.

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Fill in the blank. Welcome to________. Vietnam, darlings.

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Do you think its weird if say a 16 year old goes out with a 13 years old? Eh, it's their business - as long as no-one's getting emotionally exploited. That can happen quite easily when the older person actually goes looking for younger girls/guys subconsciously so they can control them.

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When is the last time you drank Coke or Pepsi? The last time I tried to commit suicide. It's part of a marketing contract I signed.

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If you saw a small boy whistling as he kicked the freshly decapitated head of his mother down the street, what would you do? I know you're referencing a particular musician, I just can't think who.

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What the the cost of tuition when you went to college? What year? What school? I'm going to Curtin University currently, and I've got a HECS loan so I haven't paid anything yet.

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Do you suppose that now that Michael Jackson will be performing in Hell, it'll be a blessing to the lost souls as their tormentors will be too busy attending his concerts? Nah, there's no such thing as heaven or hell. I'd be surprised if he's even decomposing, what with the amount of plastic surgery he's had.

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Pls give me detail of fly kingfisher flight on 03 Mar 2009 Delhi to Pune Find a fishing boat, take off your pants and call your local McDonalds.

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What would you call someone who is not a giver nor a taker? A masturbator.

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How do you decide whether you can trust information from a website? Generally, some websites seem to have a kind of reliability based on their reputation, or the amount of information they hold. Especially if they're not profit-centred. Some good examples being Snopes, HowStuffWorks, Wikipedia even.

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Are you sad Michael Jackson is dead? Nah. It's just a shame we won't get to see the next stage in his plastic surgery. Unless he's embalmed.

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The oldest pony reliably recorded was named Teddy E. Bear. How long did Teddy live? What is the average live span for a horse or pony? Around twenty to thirty years: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_average_lifespan_of_a_horse

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What kind of beer would a gnome prefer Woodstock. Gnomes don't drink beer.

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Baseball or football? Football. The non-American variety. I do enjoy watching the FIFA World Cup.

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What do guys do to have tons and tons of fun? Masturbate into Google.

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What are some extremely difficult books to read? Most of Dostoyevsky's books, not including Crime and Punishment, although they're certainly worth reading.

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Do Christians fear Muslims due to plain ignorance? No, they fear them because Islam is a superior religion and they know it. :P

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Michael Jackson died at 50, today. No matter his problems, he made a lot of good music. Did you like his music? What are some of your favorites? No, his music was total commercial crap. He's one of the finest examples of someone being marketed into popularity - and then losing that popularity dramatically. The only sad thing about him dying is that we won't get to see what his face was going to morph into next.

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I remember reading that many men haven't been taught how to treat women properly hence why some act jerky/rude.By being patient and 'training the guy' on how to act right, they soon become those desirable men, women seek. What do you think? You treat women like you treat everybody - politely, with respect, etc.

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Yesterday I was at a very nice family restaurant. A lady sit down and you could see her "parts" because of the way she was dressed. Why do people not dress appropriately when they go to a place where young kids will be? Why do people think a bit of vag is going to retard their children? Honestly, that's a bit too ridiculous to dignify.

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If it's dark in your butt how do turds find their way out? Capitalism.

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Do you like British comedy? Yep. Generally speaking, with the odd exception (like MASH, 3rd Rock From the Sun), it puts most American comedies to shame. But I'm not a fan of the Monty Python - it's way too popular. The Young Ones is British, and it's probably the best sitcom of all time.

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If 26 countries of the European Union voted yes to the Lisbon treaty, why should we not benefit from it because of one country ! Because a united Europe is an oxymoron. Besides, the only benefit I can see from the treaty is better human rights.

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What do you miss most about childhood? The sex.

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Should you spank a 12 yr. old for being rude and using profanity in front of parent and grandparents? This is not the first time this has happened in the past week. No, that's a bit fucking oppressive. Perhaps they deserved it.

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You are invited to a ping-pong ball. What will you wear? A ping pong ball.

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Have you heard about the 18 yr old boy killing cats in FL...This story is effed up!!! what do you think his sentence should be? 18 year-old man*. Volunteer work in an accounting firm. Getting our future serial killers doing our taxes.

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What do you think about the Iranian election results, and eleged fraud? Noam Chomsky developed a theory which basically explains that the media is subservient to power. The US really doesn't like Ahmadinejad - less than the Ayatollah. And, judging by the storm public relations groups have kicked up about him winning, chances are the main opposition leader was going to be a puppet of US policy, or something similar.

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Why should you never fall asleep when having a tattoo done? Because some people don't like having stop signs tattooed on their arsecheeks. I know that's hard for us, as Australians, to understand.

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Why I am so stressed? This BS about Iran is making me stressed. I don't remember any other recent election in a developing nation getting this much media coverage. Milking the 'Ahmadinejad is a monster' nonsense for all it's worth.

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Padded bras: Yes or No? As a young man and a mother of three, I very much say yes. Padded bras have made my life easier in a multitude of different ways.

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How hard is it to get kids to eat their vegetables? It's a little easier than Iran.

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What is flogged An erotic alternative laxative.

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What is a strappado and how is it used A taxidermed cow vagina one can attach to their moustache.

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Is morality subjective and absolute (as in everybody decides for themselves what's moral and what's not) or does it follow a sliding scale of "1→10" (as in different people have higher/ lower moral standards, are more/ less morally aware than others)? Morality goes from purity to penis, and most people smell like cheese.

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Do you buy pants that have only elastic, button up or zipper and button/snap? I tend to wear a converted lettuce.

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What do you like to take pictures of? A nude man's prostate.

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Why are terrorists protected under the Geneva convention, which they never signed, and break by hiding in civilian populations without identifiable uniforms and/or flags? Both sides during the Cold War understood their spies were "fair game". Because, without the Geneva Conventions, terrorist states can kidnap anyone they want, call them terrorists and torture them for political gain.

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Whos your least favorite and favorite ABer? My favourite is Bob Blaylock, and my least favourite is Sakhalinskii.

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Do you think the government should train and use the PRISONERS as MILITARY men? No, considering how many people are prisoners because of the 'three strike rule'.

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A California hospital is assisting a few victims of the Mexican daycare fire, free of charge. I saw a comment that someone left stating "our tax dollars at work" how can people be so cruel and heartless? Because all Mexicans are communists, apparently. :P

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Does anyone else think that Answerbag sucks? It has been known to suck off Yahoo! Answers on occasion, yes.

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Do you think President Obama's recent trip over seas was a success? This is politics, it shouldn't be about marketing. Obama endorsed the 'roadmap for peace' in Israel/Palestine, but endorsed the 17 reservations as well, which practically make it inoperable. Epic fail.

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Whats on your thoughts on Politics? It's better than leaving everything to the private sector.

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Is it a scientific fact that women can multi-task and men cannot? Multitasking is way too subjective a term for this to be 'scientific'.

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Would you rather get the voice of a Yeti, or the face of a Yeti? The ovaries.

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I keep hitting ; instead of '. Any hints to help with this problem? Your attraction to the semi-colon may be indicative of hidden psychological problems. Have you had an enema lately?

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Fear is easy, courage is hard: do you agree? Fear is a man's best friend. Courage is like alcohol without the gratuitous nudity.

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When a real American loses their job they get up the next day at daylight and start looking for a job, when a liberal loses their job they go apply for unemployment, food stamps and thank Obama for the vacation. Doesn't that say it all about America? Real Americans are unaware of the fact they are generally unemployable.

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What do you think of "furries" and/or the "furry" community? My purpose in asking this question is dispelling rumors about the fandom. If you don't know what it is, look it up on Wikipedia. Well... the only other people I can think who masturbate to Disney films are pedophiles. But it may just be a horrible coincidence.

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How can I have Obama's baby? Only if you convince him to stop bombing Pakistan. :P

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If, by all reasonable opinions, a woman is beautiful, and she admits as much, does that make her refreshingly self-aware or an obnoxious wench? It makes you someone who has a Vogue subscription.

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Ok..So I got caught playing with my poop the other day while on the train. Is that really all that bad? At least it was your own this time.

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There's been a lot of negativity, distrust, and emotional uproar on the Bag lately. Can you take a moment to say some kind words about an AB'er who has made a REAL impact on your life? There's Indigo - in the library with the vibrator, who I've been pretty regularly talking to for the past two or more years. She's pretty awesome, and Russian. Because of her, I now listen to better music, have someone intelligent to talk to with similar opinions, and an extra pair of nipples held in cold storage for the winter months. And there's Pretty Pirate, who keeps...

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Pakistan battles Taliban; Swat offensive "near end." How can Pakistan root out the terrorist who run away from the battlefield and blend in with the civilian population? See LINK: You do realise that if the US didn't like the Pakistani government, these people wouldn't be terrorists? They'd be freedom fighters? I'd say the bombing of border regions has a lot to do with the creation of these so-called 'terrorists'.

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Which country do you think will be the future superpower? The US has got a few more years left. I'd like to think that, after they disappear, we'll be too enlightened for superpowers.

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Whilst the people live under this new world order system, what is this criminal elite, new world order bunch going to be doing? Ordering Chinese food.

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How long do you think it will take for the U.S. to go to war with North Korea? I would suppose whenever it becomes economically viable for the US to invade. It only takes some neoliberal or neoconservative with shares in the right company to put forward the right thesis.

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Does unregulated Capitalism work? Why or why not? Markets aren't efficient. You only need to look at how advertising (and public relations) work(s) against consumers making informed choices to see how it would fail.

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Oh to see ourselves as others see us...Agree? http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/107459-0/ What a crappy article. Seriously, it's just working off a bunch of popular news media memes which don't stand up to reality. 'Zimbabwe is the worst dictatorship in the world', 'Obama is a Marxist', 'the influence of the church in America has eroded', etc.

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How do you feel about Obama's new slogan "One People, One State, One leader"? I don't care. What I care about is the fact he wants to invade Pakistan, which would kill a lot of people. That is important, this isn't.

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When i sit on my guy's face and he sucking on my pussy, my guy has a big nose. and i like to rub my pussy all over his nose and kinda hump it, because it feel like a hard dick, but then again i like to rub my pussy all over his face. what do u think? I think you should consider converting to Scientology.

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Has anybody ever found a question on answer on answerbag that really disturbed them? i just accidentilly clickes on the "have you ever had sex with a family member" question and that was so, just... ick. let me know i'm not alone. (: Try the bestiality category. There are so many people willing to talk about their experiences beating off dogs. :(

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Have you heard of swap.avi? Apparently, it's a 100 times worse than 2 girls 1 cup. I've left a link to an article about it (with screen caps) below. What do you think? Eh, linkage isn't working in the question, so I'll put it here: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php

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I just got the creepiest email from some woman, who saw my profile here. Don't you love strange, obsessive people emailing you? Yes, that's why I signed up here.

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Can you lick the bottoms of your feet? I'd rather not try.

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Is Australia a backwards country? Why? After spending a good hour or so walking around a southern suburb of Perth, I'd say yes, in some respects. You only need to look at the way we treat (or have treated) our Indigenous peoples.

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Australian Swine Flu numbers are multiplying daily ... How is it going in your part of the world? ... Has your government hyped it up more than you believe is necessary to create a little panic? You may think it makes you intelligent to make fun of the media response to Swine Flu, but the hype is actually supported by important scientific organisations. I've seen the same people mock this who will get all speechy and righteous whenever another media campaign against refugees starts. I believe there is some validity behind the threat. But there's not much you can do about it.

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Are men and women equalls? Yes. And I'd like hear of a practical task women are simply not able to do, but men are. You can't name one.

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What definitely not appropriate for ab? Richard Simmons.

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Can I make money buying gold in Dubai and selling it in the UK? No. Can I make money selling pubic hair on eBay?

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No internet or no TV? 'Tis not the life for me!

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Do you let your neighbors come inside your house? No, I'd much rather they'd do that sort of thing in the privacy of their own homes.

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What is New York like, i'm really keen to know what New York is like, the city the outer streets, the ghetto etc? It's like having sex with a bicycle without a condom.

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If you could have any part of your body rot off, which part would it be? Richard Simmons.

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Who loves "House" the tv show? The quotation marks should be around the word 'love'. The show's a cliche. America has done better.

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Why would someone pose for a school photo not wearing underwear? If a girl doesn't want to wear underwear, that's none of the school's business...

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I'm doing cocaine for the first time this weekend, any tips or advice? Don't ask questions on websites about it, you're asking for someone to flame you. :P

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Why do people consider something sweet or just tasty "sinful" and act like eating a bit will make them gain 50 lbs? Why can't they just enjoy it? I'm not talking about people with eating disorders, I'm talking about "normal" and "healthy" people. Because people seem to enjoy invoking some form of mild evil in their casual habits in order to apply a sort of challenge to what they're doing, and in this case it gives them some kind of sexual fantasy to experience. And unless you're going to look for that slice of chocolate cake's clitoris with your tongue, there's really no need for that. My theory is that people are so...

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I have naturally honey-blonde hair. The well water in my home has a high iron content, and it's left my hair with a dingy, rusty darkness to it. Is there a safe way to strip the iron out of my hair, without dying it? I don't mean to give a dud answer, but becoming an accidental ginger sounds like a horrible fate so I did some digging and found some people with similar problems: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060831073212AASOTdc http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_iron_water_out_of_hair http://www.funadvice.com/q/how_to_get_iron_out_of_ur_hair

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Are you silly or just plain goofy? I am a more creative, less cliched adjective.

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Why do people assume that God is a male? Because you and I are his semen, child.

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Do you think it's possible for a teenager to fall in love with a 50 year old? Yes. But it's a little gross. :P

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Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree? Do it whenever you feel comfortable. I don't mean to unduly criticise your boyfriend, but he doesn't seem like the kind to spend much time on foreplay - and you want someone who's willing to spend some time playing around beforehand.

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What fish you would never eat? Richard Simmons.

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Daughter is twelve and one half and starting puberty, how long will this demonic possession go on? It never ends. Adulthood is an illusion designed to keep us from committing suicide.

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Can flooding and tornadoes occur at the same place at the same time? Yes, provided you eat enough curry.

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Why are liberals so much fun to laugh at? Because you're not wearing any pants.

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What would u like to talk about today? Pedophilia.

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Who's your Embarrassing Celebrity Crush? You may expect me to say Richard Simmons, but I'm afraid I'll have to counter that with either Amy Winehouse or Naomie Harris (especially when she was playing Tia Dalma in Pirates of the Caribbean). Amy Winehouse was seriously attractive when she was sober, and even now, the whole aggressive tattooed look is pretty appealing.

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I didn't even realize I reached level 50, and now I'm at level 55. Has that ever happened to you? Yes. Just the other day, I flatulated and dropped my bodily weight from 70 kilograms to 65.

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Does the high price of a commodity ensures it's good quality? No, it reflects the weaknesses of the market system.

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Where do real men come from? Vaginas. And sometimes bottoms.

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I am living in Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. I am looking for girls for dating. How can I get them...........? By growing a fantastic moustache and wearing only the most expensive silk shirts.

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What was your punishment as a child? (naughty step, smacked bum etc..) Public nudity.

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Whats a good movie to rent . My favorite movies are fool's gold, james bond, oceans 11 through 13, and step brothers? Try Underground: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114787/

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Will you join me to say Congratulations to a new SAGE? Congratulations goes to Shanel with an S.:) Shongratulations.

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What do you think we can or should do about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch I don't know, the UN could try and get every industrialised nation to help clean it up, but the US wouldn't budge.

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Why can't I have a pay rise? Because you're asking the wrong person. :P

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How do you feel about them wanting to make the "morning after" pill available to 17 year olds without a prescription? (USA) It's good, although the pill itself is a crap form of contraception - it has so many horrible side effects that it wouldn't sell if it were for men.

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Are you a conservative or a liberal? I'm not American, your ideology does not apply.

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Why does it seem like there is such a lack of manners in the world today? Because you're a douchebag. :P

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Im not a fan of politic or politicians, i honestly believe obama and bush are on the same team but they are wearing different uniform do you agree or disagree? Yes, they're both members of the business party. They both don't care much for human life (ever hear Obama criticise the invasion of Iraq over the tremendous loss of innocent life? Over the destruction of a nation?). But there are good politicians out there - in your country, people like Ralph Nader, Dennis Kucinich and even Ron Paul have good intentions. Abroad, the Spanish president...

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How can the US Government cut wasteful expenditure? Get rid of your military and just keep a souped-up national defence league and coastguard.

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The first Bush distinguished himself mainly by what he didn’t do. How about Bush the second? By invading two sovereign nations over false pretexts and killing lots of innocent people? Mind you, a good number of American presidents have already done that - more than half. Bush I himself invaded Panama, I believe.

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Rather than George W. Bush, was really Dick Cheney running the country? Him and the other advisors. GWB had some say, though.

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Lick-adhesive or self-adhesive stamps? Lick-adhesive, please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris

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GEORGE W. Bush ignored the constitution, destroyed the Bill of Rights, doubled the national debt, lied about 9/11 and weapons of mass destruction. Think, there is anything funny about Bush? He's only a little bit worse than your average American president. You have to remember that Obama doesn't exactly have much concern for human life either - not once has he criticised the Iraq War on the grounds of it killing heaps of innocent people, or causing irreconcilable damage to a nation. No, it's all pragmatic and monetary to him.

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Which song would you say the world cannot be without? "Bodies" by the Sex Pistols.

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What has Obama done wrong so far? He's advocating a fully-fledged invasion of Pakistan, and doesn't seem to care about innocent people being killed by aerial drones, or in US Air Force bombings in Afghanistan (both Hamid Karzai and the head of the Pakistani military have appealed to him on these points). I guess he still has a lot to do to beat Bush's record, but he's off to a promising start.

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Why was Bill Clinton, who was never as unpopular as George W. Bush, impeached for lying about sex, while Bush faces no sanction for the far more serious offense of lying about war? Because politics has become a game of personalities, thanks to incessant public relations campaigns dating back to the twenties. Bill Clinton organised the almost genocidal NATO bombing of Serbia and destroyed the only pharmaceuticals factory in Sudan (meaning thousands of people have died from easily preventable diseases), but the moralism that took over the Republican Party in the eighties...

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Why does the US have spies in every country? For the same reason it aspires to have military bases in every nation - so it can keep tabs on resources the government and/or private sector want.

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Considering how many people have lived and all those that are still alive, is it possible that you've never had a completely original thought? Thoughts are too abstract to isolate and record, so it's impossible to answer this question.

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Why do women take so long at the ATM? They can't leave until you let go of their arsecheeks. :P

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It's a big deal when a country changes its name. Can you name a nation that has done it in the past century? There's a whole article on this here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographical_renaming#Countries_and_territories It names, amongst others, Bangladesh (formerly East Pakistan), Belarus (formerly Byelorussia), Moldova (formely Moldavia), Namibia (formerly South-West Africa), etc.

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Is America a nation full of sheep being led by a shepherd to slaughter, or is he just going to shear our coat of money, leaving us feeling cold and violated? Nah, it's a bunch of diabetics being robbed in a McDonalds by a giant cheese.

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Why am I answer 7 of 9? Because you have fantastic tits and character development.

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I don't know about you but this whole teabag thing got to me. Not the protest...but the signs..the terrible signs...the awful signs...and the little kids holding some of them. Did it bother you at all? Having the little kids there? I'm not particularly against the idea of parents taking their kids to demonstrations and the like - it encourages political awareness amongst the younger generation, which is desperately needed. But the protest you're talking about is just pathetic... but I guess people have a right to express their views. It's better than having some group of police bashing everybody whom the...

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Is it true that friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings? I wouldn't know, you'd have to tell me. Do you often pee yourself while thinking of your friends?

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If I say "Let's play hide the Nazi" what does that mean to you? ...Take off your pants.

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Can you tell me something that makes absolutely no sense? Dickcopters.

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I can go anywhere in the US as a graduation present. I love photography so I'd like somewhere picture worthy. Where should I go? Gary, Indiana.

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I just bought a HUGE bag of Gummy Bears, what should I do with them? Shove them up somebody's bottom. :P

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What is the worst thing your Dr could say as you are lying on the operating table? "Is she unconscious? Can I take my pants off now?"

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Why is store-bought sauerkraut so disgusting? They add MSG and pig urine. In the US, anyway.

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Have you ever lost a book that was very dear to you, and then realized you would never be able to get it, or even a copy of it, back? There were a series of Cole's Funny Picture books I read as a child, originally printed in the late nineteenth century. They had all kinds of entertaining scientific fascinations (they said with resolution that by the year 2000, we will have a giant airship with a self-contained ecosphere that can travel into outer-space). Now they're either lost or destroyed and I have no idea how to...

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What's your favourite thing to do with whiskey, other than just drinking it plain? I enjoy performing enemas on the unsuspecting using whiskey.

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I saw two guys in speedos at Wal-Mart strutting around in them and posing for people to take pictures with their cell phones. Why the heck would they do that? They are a fan of Penis in Public, to put it politely.

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What term do you use for a "Bogan"? see link for definition I use the term bogan. And possibly douchebag, or eastern-stater.

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Is AB more conservative now than a year or two ago? I haven't noticed it - especially since the Blaylocks have left (and/or been incarcerated). But there are still some socially insane idiots who speak proudly of 'feminazis' and the like.

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Whereas the Napoleonic Wars had its own symphony, “The Overture of 1812,” what symphony or composition would have been right for The Indian Wars? "Happiness is a Warm Gun" by the Beatles.

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Can you add a word that follows Ice....? Baby.

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If the original star wars movies IV-VI were made in the 20th century today, then how much bad worse or better would the first three had been made? if i confused any1 just answer me a ?. It's hard to say. George Lucas made the recent three suck because he's too full of himself to write a good story and let other people direct for him. But even so, the seventies helped make the first three as good as they were (by extension, Return of the Jedi was made in 1983 and was the worst of the three). Star Wars just wouldn't be Star Wars without the awesome beards and...

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Would you encourage your child to enter the military/ reserves, now that Bush is gone? No, I wouldn't want my kid to join a state-sanctioned killing machine. And Obama wants to invade Pakistan.

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What would be the consequences if there was only one country in the world? If you thought there was too much American crap on TV now...

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Think about a skill that most people do not have but could benefit from mastering. Pornographic photography.

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Is it wrong to give a 9yo a full body nude massage front and back Unless you're in a nudist colony, probably. :P

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Why, oh why won't AB work properly for more than a day at a time? Too much porn. :P

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What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and realised there was a stranger standing in your bedroom doorway? What any sane, god-fearing American would do under such circumstances - start screaming verses from the Quran.

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What are some highlights of the 60's? Beatles, boobs, feminism, civil rights, the beginnings of every great seventies musician, political Islam, etc.

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If you were a cow with a human brain, What would you do? Get a job in the NHS.

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What do you not like in sandwhiches? Richard Simmons.

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So, are you happy with the pop star President and his band of merry fools so far, out of control spending, ineptitude, deception, and incompetence....was this the 'change' you wanted? If he invades Pakistan, he can piss off. But I'm still relatively open-minded about him.

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I overheard one of my professors say, "Britney Spears has had more peckers pointed at her than a Fort Bragg urinal." - Was that a compliment? That depends entirely upon which Department he's a member of.

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Don't you hate pants? Yes. I wish people would just stop wearing them.

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How do you feel about obesity? ...I could use some chips.

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Would the world be a better place without religion? Not necessarily. Some of the biggest douchebags you'll ever meet are Atheists.

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How do I deal if my husband rejected me every time I wanted to have sex? Ask him whether he's impotent, and consider placing a sagging sausage on his chest while he sleeps.

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Why do men like it when women don't wear a bra? It looks awesome. :P

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Lets see wasnt the good old U.S.A. founded on religions? "Good"? The US has invaded tens of countries in the last 100 years.

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I just watched Jay Leno and the president said that he bowled a 129 at his bowling alley in the White House and that him playing was like the special olympics, was that a politically correct statement? Who cares. If he invades Pakistan, then my opinion of him will go down. That sort of thing actually matters in politics.

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Now that we have an idea about what kind of people are running AIG, would you buy your insurance from them? There are no honest, decent people working in insurance, why bother singling out any one company?

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What are you doing to save the world? I complain loudly on the internet about the US supporting and using terrorism for political gain and how soft drink bottling plants use more water than an entire suburb in one day, so why not just shut down the bottling plants?

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Fascist socialist Authoritarian governments usually claim to be doing God's work. Communist Authoritarian governments claim there is only the state. Why the difference? They're one and the same, if you're talking about the Soviet Union. There are also democratic socialist governments, who introduce things like workers' rights and freedom of information, public education, free water supplies, etc.

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If there was a Obama/Clinton ticket vs McCain/Palin, who do you think would win? I'd like to say it depends on the policies (if that were the case Nader or Kucinich would probably get in), but it would more likely depend upon who spent more money on marketing. American presidents are sold like brands of toothpaste.

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How many times a week you shampoo your hairs. Once a day, otherwise it gets greasy.

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What is terrorism? What Friendo said, with the addendum that the US has used it more or less successfully for decades.

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Hi all, you are 17 and you one month shy of age 18, why are you so happy to be 18. More booze.

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Ok well I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 14....my mom is having a problem with it but does age really matter? If you two like each other, I don't see a problem. Although there is a tendency for relationships with big age gaps to be exploitive, if you can deal with this then it shouldn't be a problem.

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I'm 21 and I like a guy who is 17? Does age really matter? It doesn't matter. If it's illegal where you are, just keep it quiet.

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Hi girls, when you got a sudden itching in a private places, what you do. Buy a potted plant.

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Based on something I saw on Roflrazzi, can you name ten albums than came out in the last ten years that don't suck? I'll answer this too. 1. Speakerboxx/The Love Below - Outkast. Some creative hip hop. 2. Hobosapiens - John Cale. John Cale is awesome, he did great thing with sampling software in this album. 3. Black Acetate - John Cale. More Cale awesomeness. A great rock album. 4. Circus Live - John Cale. One of the best live albums ever. 5. You are the Quarry - Morrissey. A decent return to form. 6. Ringleader of the...

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Which language do you like? (English is not an answer) Arabic. Very sexy and political.

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What's the best software to block all access to the internet except from certain programs and services(Rhapsody, VONGO, etc.)? I want to block ALL web browsing. Norton Anti-Virus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symantec

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What age am I? Eight. I can tell by the variety of cigarettes you smoke.

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Enter your question (Why is the sky blue?) Heheh, that's what this site is for. :P

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What is your favorite part of the chicken? The testicles.

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If all kinds of species of aliens, came to live amongst us on earth, would it compensate humans, if the government then made Narcotics legal? Only if you sacrifice cheese to your mother in the nude after dark by the courthouse. :P

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What's you thought on the group PETA? Are the pics/movies they show really of animals that are being abused, ect? I'd imagine so. Why would they fake them?

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Do you approve or disapprove of Obama? He's threatened to invade Pakistan, that sucks. US aerial drones already bomb civilian populations in remote Pakistani tribal areas, and the general of Pakistan's armed forces's first official communication with Obama as president was a plea to stop the bombings - Obama, of course, didn't listen. The president of Afghanistan, Hamid Karzai, expressed a similar sentiment in...

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Im 13 time is not an issue for me. Grades are not an issue for me (A+'s). i cant get a work permit for another 3-4 years how can i make money? oh and(spelling is a problem for me) X] You could take some incriminating photos of your school's headmaster and blackmail him/her. Alternatively, there are jobs out for people of all ages, like modelling, focus group testing, etc. Although it's mostly all very commercial and yuck.

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A woman is never happy if she doesn't have her_________? Retardedly sexist questions?

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Why do Americans act like they own the world? Because it makes their foreign policy easier. American foreign policy literally operates on the principle that they own the world. The US government can complain of Iranian 'interference' in Iraq, because they own Iraq. They can describe invading other countries as 'protecting our resources', because they already own those countries and their resources.

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Do you feel that there is a "good" leadership void in our world today? Eh, more or less. Barack Obama has threatened to invade Pakistan, so that makes him a douchebag. There are only a few decent leaders around, and most of them are in Nordic countries or Evo Morales in Bolivia.

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Why are women always like "I'm so happy that a woman made it". It so makes me wanna hope a bro wins Because of institutional bias. It doesn't exist against men.

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Why shopping makes a women happy and stress free. Read the top two answers, ignore the rest. Shopping doesn't get rid of stress or make people happy - that is a carefully crafted illusion that is continually expounded by an endless stream of advertising. If you think shopping makes you happy, you're delusional, educate yourself.

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Is it important to have all the latest gear, etc... mobiles phones, trainers, designers gear? No, only what is necessary.

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Have you ever been Attracted to someone much Older than yourself...? I don't mind a bit of Naomie Harris.

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Obesity is becoming one of the major causes of death and ill health in many countries, do you think technology is the main cause? Technology and business - it's cheaper for people to get take-away now than fresh fruits and vegetables (in certain parts of the world). There should be markets where people can directly buy produce from farmers, but there are only a few of these and conglomerates usually introduce a pricey middle-man.

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If Osama bin Laden were captured or killed, do you think that would stop, or at least slow down, Al Qaeda? Why or why not? Osama bin Laden was only a financier. The brains behind 9/11, Zawahiri, is MIA and probably irrelevant in the scheme of things. There is no Al Qaeda as we know it, just an idea in the minds of many young, angry Muslim men.

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Do you still believe that "market forces" will make everything alright, given the recent proof, all over the world, that it's just not working and that government intervention and regulation IS sometimes needed? Market Forces, as Alec puts them, are an ideal that has never been realised in America. Market forces in reality are just doing shit for the lulz. This crisis was predicted by Clinton's and Reagan's deregulation measures, and there will be more to come unless the US government gets its way out of those manipulative bonds and nationalises a few industries (instead of just throwing...

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What makes a question, opinion or point of view, Anti-American? A combination of rational thought and excessive patriotism, and a total lack of self-awareness.

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What is a reason a person might "itch"? Richard Simmons.

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Why should Israel have to justify its existence as a nation? Maybe we should require every nation to justify its existence and right to protect their populations? The defence is that of Israel as encompassing Gaza and the West Bank. What the Israeli government is actually defending is their belief that a two-state settlement simply cannot happen.

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This is a woman's guide to endometriosis. That's lovely, thanks for sharing.

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Have you ever paid for porn online? Nope, that would be a silly thing to do. :P

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Dali or Warhol? Andy Warhol, simply because he had a larger cultural impact and presence (and I like his ideas).

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What does the U.S. Constitution mean to you? Not much. I'm an Australian.

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Who wants marijuana to be legal? 1. Nice, relaxed people. 2. Douchebags.

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Who in your opinion was or is a great man? Richard Simmons.

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Overweight. Watch out for the diabetes.

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Men are ____________.? Penised creatures.

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Do you download music? do you think it is stealing? Yes, and no, I see it as more a form of borrowing. I shall give it back later. In the form of testicles.

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Do you want to see a end to NAFTA? Yeah, Mexico doesn't need the US crapping on it anymore.

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Is your gf/bf around. I don't have one. Never dated a hermaphrodite. :P

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Do you like bullmastiffs? No, they remind me of Ben Affleck.

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Please could anyone tell me what was the seven things that god made in seven days!! 1. Richard Simmons. 2. A goose. 3. Boobs. 4. /b/ 5. Sexmuffins. 6. Your mother, the Queen. 7. Neil Young.

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To those who favor creationism taught in schools - which creationism do you favor? Or should students be exposed to several? I believe they should be taught about the giant vagina in the sky that gave birth to the earth twenty thousand years ago, that which gives us sunshine and the stars, hail and wind, life and death (and the don't ask/don't tell source of rain).

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I want to name one of my boys Sparrow. Any thoughts? Make that his middle name, and call him Jack. :P

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If you had a man say to u, like I did tonight, that if he wasn't getting married, he's 100% sure that he could have persuaded me to sleep with him. Ladies, how the heck would you respond & men, why would u say it? This guys been a friend 4 a year Tell that's known as masturbatory projection, and to go back to his porno.

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Why did GOD (if he is real) create the Devil and hell? So he'd have somewhere to stash his porn. Then he invented /b/

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A priest told me the Hell was God's butthole. any thoughts on that? A bit of closet homosexuality that never matured past puberty. He's damaged goods, stay away from the man.

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What drink would you recommend from Starbucks? Going to Starbucks today and i want to try something new. Usually i just get the Mocha Frapp. Don't go. Make your own coffee at home and bring it with you in a flask. You'll save a lot of money and you'll take charge of your own life a little bit more.

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Are you a generally happy person even though you lead a stressful life? What keeps you happy? No, that would indicate repressive psychosis.

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Name a regular food item that would not taste good chocolate flavored. Richard Simmons.

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What do you generally do when someone who has no idea on your nation and it's people ,talks ill about it? I don't really care. Australia doesn't belong to me.

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My girlfriend wants to put her vibrator up my anus should i let her Only if you haven't eaten curry recently.

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Why old men like young girl? Because some old men are emotionally immature and aren't able to deal with women who have surpassed them in maturity. They're easier to manipulate. The physical side is justified mentally after the fact.

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Progress of women is not a myth. Why? In the seventies, in most Western countries, a man could not rape his wife. A marriage was a contractual document that allowed husbands to have sex with their wives whenever they wanted, no matter how unwilling she might be. Women managed to band together to change that. That is my definition of progress.

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Do you know someone with red hair? Yes, my cousin. She is a feral ginge, but with a heart of gold.

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Should Boy Scouts of America continue to discriminate against atheists and homosexuals? Why or why not? If it's okay for them to discriminate because they're a private organisation, is it also okay for banking firms looking for employees to discriminate based on ethnic background?

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What is your opinion about Dr.Phil? It's good to see a man with so obvious a mental disability be so successful in life, in spite of his deficiencies.

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What's your favorite dance style? Waterboarding.

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What good investment advice have you heard recently? Don't take off your pants in a public place, unless you want to draw the heat.

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Which type of political system is this? A system where political power comes from the leader's interpretation and embodiement of the will of the people is called A) Facism B) Democracy C) Communism That would be fascism. Democracy involves things like trade unions, where it's up to the people to make the leaders listen to them.

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I'm 27, educated and attractive. What do I need to do to bag a rich guy? I'm sick of dating broke asses. Rich men like tortoise cosplay, so get yourself a shell. :P

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Is it acceptable for a man to hit his wife/girlfriend for wearing sexy clothing in public? No. And it isn't acceptable to rape a woman for that reason either. People should be allowed to wear what they want without getting harrassed.

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Why am I not allowed to wear a short skirt? Your mum's of the school of people who believe that rape victims are more to blame than rapists.

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What do you think Jesus would have said he was most passionate about? Aerobics.

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What is a child called who accuses a mother of emotional abandoment after 17 years of care giving and nuturing that often times went above and beyond the call of duty? The child of a Nazi, self-centered parent. :P

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I want to say something positive about President Obama. He seems like a great father, and Michelle seems like a great mom. I believe their daughters are some of the cutest kids ever to grace the White House, and very well mannered. Do you agree? I suppose so. Still, I don't find his willingness to invade Pakistan very commendable though.

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Why are some women attracted to younger men? Less pubes. :P

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Did you know that Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" is actually a cover of some obscure artist's- known as Gloria Jones- song? Are you glad you know now? I knew, and the original's much better.

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This quiz was dead on for me. How much should you weigh? 145. It seems fairly close.

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How do you motivate yourself when you feel totally unmotivated? Porno.

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Conservatives always want to cut welfare programs. How do they justify corporate welfare/bailouts etc..? They don't. By definition, people who actually give this money to large conglomerates aren't conservatives, just corrupt. And it seems to be a cultural thing in America to pick on people who can't fight back - something to do with the survivalist mentality, I think.

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How much do you think one's ancestry affect what foods are good/bad for them? (ex: common lactose intolerance in Native Americans) A little, it depends on whether or not your ancestry has certain genetic disorders. Lactose intolerance is common in anyone descended from societies where animals weren't widely domesticated for their milk, so it's a problem for people of African descent too.

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If Walmart wants to be environmentally friendly, why don't they just charge for/stop allowing plastic bags completely, rather than making half-assed efforts to tempt the public with $1 recyclable bags? It's cheaper for them not to. It's not much more complicated than that. :P

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Music lovers: Beautiful playing ... name one artist. John Cale.

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Is anyone else upset that Political Scientists have stopped at Democracy? (see my answer for a further explanation) Democracy is a pretty broad concept. For example, you could call what the United States has as 'democracy', even though the people who elect the elected have absolutely no ability to affect their chosen policies while in office. Social democracy is an advancement, and countries like Bolivia are taking it further in the modern era.

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IF suicide is a crime, against WHOM is it a crime? If the person is punishing themselves how can it be termed crime then? From an institutional point of view, against society. If you die, you can't be a wage slave or a consumer - so, in this sense, happiness is a form of propaganda.

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Who do you think needs your protection? The mafia.

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What is the sexiest thing a girl can do for a guy? Eat cheese while straddling a helicopter.

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How old were you when you first looked at porn? Eight, there were some mags in the toilet-room-area.

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Do you think your childrens textbooks are biased towards that left? No. Although, looking at some of the answers here, clearly your American education system isn't doing very well.

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Name an Occasion people 'Dress Up' for...? Public displays of gross indecency.

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I flagged this question for being nonsense: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/781828 AB staff told me: "The flag was not accepted because: Not quite nonsense, but thanks." Was I ripped off or what? It makes sense. He's talking about his partner's vagina experiencing odd protrustions during oral sex. It would unnerve the heartiest of us, I suggest we don't make fun.

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I think The Lion King was one of the best Disney movies. Anyone else agree? Nope, it's a terrible Americanised rehash of Hamlet, with lots of saccharine songs and annoying characters. If you want a good Disney film, watch Lilo & Stitch.

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Would regime change in Pakistan help the situation there? If you mean to say that would the US illegally invading Pakistan help the people of Pakistan in any meaningful way, then the answer is an obvious no (just look at the five/six-year war the people in Iraq have been subjected to).

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At what age, if you had children, would you let your son or daughter date? Whenever they want. :P

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People under 35, what is Goose Stepping? A bizzare sexual act involving a waterbird and some clogs.

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Name a song with the word 'baby' in the title Baby What You Want Me To Do.

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A man in West Virginia got charged with Battery against a police officer...for farting on him. Your thoughts? (article in question) Police officers are very sensitive people, you have to understand that - they even wear special police thongs to protect their genitals from arousal.

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Can we really blame the Republicans for this finanial SNAFU or is it a case of everyone is to blame because of collective greed and excess? The Democrats under Clinton removed a lot of financial regulation measures, which effectively led to the current crisis (although I'm sure the Bushes and Reagan had a hand in it too). The bad news is that the same idiots who deregulated the American economy are now working for Barack Obama.

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I have a 7 year old who loves to back talk and call everyone in the household names. How can I stop this without hitting him? Deny him cheese for a fortnight.

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What was the last TV commercial that you thought was just awful? What about one that really sold you? All television commercials are awful. They turn you into the product to be sold (to the advertisers).

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If you were in an auditorium and it was announced that no food or drink should be brought in or consumed nor should baby bottles, sippy cups or juice boxes be drunk from, how would you feel if you saw many people bring in coffee and drinking it? Amused. Authority is no match for caffeine.

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What food/drink would you never give up even if your doctor said you should? Mine would be coffee. Water. :P And rice dishes.

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Hi everybody, which is the best country in the world? There isn't one. You'd have to go to every country in the world to make an impartial (or even mildly intelligent and worthwhile) judgement, and there are only a few people who have, and they've all said it's impossible to say.

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Aint that the ____? Gary Busey.

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Whose version of Jesus is correct? Clearly Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Jews, Catholics and Protestants have a different view of who Jesus was. I'd go with the Islamic view, seeing as it's the most recent version given (the Baha'i view is even more recent).

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Was john lennon a genius He would have to have been, to make Paul McCartney as famous as he is. :P But John Cale is a genius too. And he has been just as influential in the development of popular music.

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Catholic and Muslim officials have proposed rewriting of school books to eliminae offensive language about each other's religions. Does this mean that they admit that religions have been attacking each other? What's your views? 'Catholic and Muslim officials' are very vague terms and, especially in the case of Islam, the people you are referring to are mostly just isolated, overly-opinionated, unreflective individuals with no great connection with the broader religion.

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What city is known as the 'Pink City'? Rotterdam.

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School kids and teenagers have no manners these days, Do we blame parents or the schools they are coming from? We blame ourselves for asking these sorts of questions without any implied humility.

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A friend i've had since pre-k, who is like a brother to me, recently started making sexual comments to me and he texts me in the mornings telling me how he hates morning wood and asks me what i do while my bf is gone to work. What should I do? In such a situation, I would recommend telling him as soon as possible that you're not interested (if you're not actually interested, that is). Anything else could be taken as a flirt.

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Im 16 am i the only 16 year old girl here? No, I'm a 16 year-old girl too. Even though I'm actually a 19 year-old guy - but that's beside the point.

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Do you always remember to rinse off your fruit before you eat it? I usually do, now that I've worked in fruit and veg in a supermarket.

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Are crooked toes for going around corners? Yes, they're like little periscopes.

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President Obama seems to be remarkably even-tempered. He is able to keep his focus on what is important and not be diverted by potshots from extremists. How does he do that? I'd imagine money helps. He has promised to ignore 'extremist' Democrats who say crazy things like Bush should be tried for war crimes, etc.

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How would you describe your loss of childlike innocence? I don't think I really had any. The concept doesn't really work if you deny yourself the false ideal. Then again, I did comb through some porn magazines when I was 8.

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If Obama wanted to make a real change why hasn't he brought all our troops home? He doesn't. That's just public relations firms nonsense that he's been told to say to avoid real issues. Honestly, the way some people carry on you'd think this wasn't obvious. :P

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Do u think it is harder for teenagers these days to do their homework on computers when there are many many destracting sites like this? Very. Although, if you play your cards right, you can use Answerbag to help you with your homework.

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My daughter (23) had someone over for dinner last night. (My house) This was their third date. I stayed upstairs, went to bed early, not to disturb them. This morning his shoes are by the front door. How would you react? She's 23 years old. This is her business, even though it's under 'your roof'. What the hell, you should be happy for her that she had a good time.

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In the minds of many people around the world, what are the roots of Anti-American Feelings? I'm not American because I was born in Australia. Thanks to that, I can actually go to university.

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They say nothing is worse than regret but have they ever tried guilt? Guilt motivates, regret is impotent.

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What are some tourist attraction in America? The ghettoes of Detroit, Los Angeles's litter-strewn beaches, the nuclear waste dumps in the desert, the steaming mass of poverty in parts of New York, the fatty-filled, bike path-lacking streets of most Texan cities, the illiterate rural communities of Mississippi.

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Do you Obama believers - believe he can do anything wrong? It seems to people who have their eyes wide open - that there is always the chance, but obama believers think he is the empereror? Does that make you angry? If all the American presidents since World War II had the Nuremberg rulings applied to them, they'd all be hung. Each and every single one of them, even Jimmy Carter. Somehow I don't think Obama's going to 'change' that pattern.

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Why won't House and Cuddy just eph-ing DO IT ALREADY? Tired formulaic plot point ahoy. Keep trying to convince yourselves this is an original, creative show and isn't the least bit trashy and constructed. :P

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Are you feeling helpful? ...It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help? * Get help with writing the letter. * Just type the letter without help. ^Don't show me this tip again.

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Is it sexy to wear a top without a bra? For small boobs or big? It looks comfortable, go for it. :P

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Shouldn't someone tell Donald Trump that there is a deceased racoon on his head? Out of all the possible animals you could have compared his combover too, the raccoon is a pretty crappy choice. Honestly, no matter how you look at it, it looks nothing like a raccoon - it's the wrong colour and everything. Toupeegraphic-mammalian association FAIL.

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What can I do with used toupes? Merkins. :P

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The Obama administration's Pentagon has concluded that the military detention center at Guantanamo Bay meets the standards for humane treatment of detainees established in the Geneva Convention accords. Will this change his stance on Gitmo? Input? That's not an impartial evaluation in the least. Get the UN in there. It goes to show Barack Obama's not going to be a great deal better than Bush or any other American president.

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We haven't been attacked since 9/11/01. Does George W. Bush deserve the credit, he implicitly claimed, for what hasn't happened? No. I don't like the idea of the US killing more than a million people each time it gets 'attacked' in order to prevent future attacks.

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What exactly are the benefits to "friends with benefits"? Guilt-free sex. And boobs.

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My friend has a son that just turned 17 and we think he is doing drugs, he is gone for the weekend and we are searching the room for evidence - where would you hide your stash in your room if you were 17? Stay out of his room. Searching rooms does not equal good parenting. It's probably at least partly this self-righteous ethic that's made him turn to drugs in the first place.

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Why do women prefer the jerk over the nice guy? I think perhaps you should read this: http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/ng.shtml

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When recieving answers here do you appreciate how amasing it is that with a few clicks you ca get help from all around the world, all cultures, faiths, a and perspectives? Yeah, if by 'all cultures' you mean lots of Americans and the odd Briton and Australian.

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My parents say that i have no reason to move out, so they won't let me. i'm sixteen, i have a job, and i don't go to school. my parents make me so unhappy in life. how do i tell them that that's my reason? I guess there's no way around it, apart from being direct. If they're making your life painful, you can't let them remain oblivious to that.

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Apa formatting crossword puzzle No thanks, I'm Australian.

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How hot are you? Too hot to take vanity shots in the back of my car. :P

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Why does Adam Sandler have to put on that annoying voice in all of his films!? He's not putting it on. He actually sounds like a twat.

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Words that sound dirty but aren't: Can you add to this list? cumquat Netherlands garden hoe Orel Hershiser crotchety Penis. Not if you clean it properly.

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What is it that you don't like about America? Awful television. We're lucky to have the ABC here, just like the UK is lucky to have the BBC, because the Americans have practically nothing of educational value on their television screens, and the documentaries on channels like the National Geographic and Discovery Channel are extremely condescending.

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Do you think that a mouth full of gold and platinum teeth are attractive? Am I the only one who think that these "Grillz" are a complete turn off? I think it looks sexy on some girls. :P

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How do you feel about the Pope saying distroying the enviroment is sinful? I'll only start taking him seriously when he reverses his stand on condoms. :P

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What does this mean :3? Spotty testicles.

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Did you have your first kiss yet? Nope.

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If God created everything, then who created God? God created himself via excessive masturbation.

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Should the journalist who threw his shoes at George W. Bush receive a 15 year sentence? Nope, he should be given an official pension for the rest of his life and retire, perhaps making the occasional lecture tour.

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Do your imaginative fantasies work better for you than watching porn? To a degree. They're alright already, but a bit of porno does give you some ideas...

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Under socalisum how do you get the lazy people to do their "fair" share? Via an open flow of information. In a socialist society, people aren't made lazy by advertising and mass entertainment.

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How do you know when u have hit puberty? For girls, period. For guys, douchebag.

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Can the people who downrate my questions and answers please stand up? No, I refuse!

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I plan to change the song i have featured on my profile page. Please recommend one? Soul Rebel by Bob Marley. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC_WG4nqgFE

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Are Muslim women allowed to pluck their own eye brows? As far as I know there's nothing in the Quran regulating the plucking of one's eyebrows. You'd have to speak to a nonsensical cleric. :P

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Should be happy with the remodelling of muslims family laws by a college of women ? read the attached article It's a step forward. However, without political support from other countries it'll be hard to get rid of the old, corrupt, misogynist elites in countries like Saudi Arabia and Egypt. Like they said, there are "impressive" levels of equality in Islamic families (Muhammad's wife was his best friend and financier, after all), but most Islamic nations, particularly in West...

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When you think of hatred,terrorists,revenge,what is the first very thing that comes to your mind? Keep hatred out of politics. If you want to criticise something you need to analyse that first, and that's hard to do when you're feeling irrational.

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Sometimes I have trouble voicing/writing what my heart really wants to say. Do you find yourself thinking "if they could ONLY see what my heart really wants to say"? do you suffer this? Nah, I'm not much of a romantic. My heart would just tell them to piss off and get me a Woodstock.

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What's so great about Australia? Eh, better tertiary education than America. Too many yuppies, though. Lots of big, natural barbecues, sometimes involving humans.

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Im 21 and my mum lets my 18 year old brother go out till four in the morning while i have to be in for 11 at night i tried to confront my mum about this and she grounded me what can i do? Just because you're living in 'her' house, doesn't mean you're her slave. Jesus, so many people have a screwed up view of how they can control children - you're entitled to that house as much as she is, and if you're 21 then she can't ground you. That's ridiculous. Push your limits and look for an opening. It can't be easy to move out in the...

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Would you let your daughter date someone of a different race? How on earth would you stop her from doing so? What mercenary tactics would you employ?

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What would the Founding Fathers say about Obama? "F**k him. He's a black." Seriously, this is the way Ameican presidents thought all the way up to Wilson/FDR. That's pretty much the entire reason they invaded Haiti - they couldn't understand how a society run by Blacks could govern itself.

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Are we headed for change in the War on Drugs? No, Keithold. As far as I know, Australia isn't part of America's War on Drugs.

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Why do people endlessly complain about politicians being liars? We ALL lie...you're not so innocent. It takes attention away from the private sector. People in suits playing around with each other's money, they lie professionally.

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Has anybody seen Time Magazine's list of the 25 people most responsible for the economic crisis? What do you think? See LINK: What the hell? Where's Rahm Emmanuel and Bill Clinton? I don't support either of America's too major parties, but the deregulation measures put forward under the Clinton administration more or less caused the current crisis (with help from Bush and Reagan, of course). http://www.zmag.org/znet/viewArticle/20595

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Would you mind living in a socialist U.S.? You should really stop using that as a scareword. The US would be preferable with free healthcare and easy student loans (ala the Australian system) for tertiary education, and it would be great if people were able to band together in order to influence government policy (for all of Obama's support, none of his supporters had any say whatsoever on his government policy, which is hardly...

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Will things get better for next generation? It's all relative. I doubt there'll be another baby boom, full of young people who got everything they wanted easy, without another major war in the West.

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Does Al Qaeda exist? BBC's documentary "The Power of Nightmares" makes the case that Al Qaeda was a bogeyman created by the CIA to further the causes of the neocons. OBL's group only decided to adopt that name later, when everyone became afraid of it. Adam Curtis makes a very convincing case. What it comes down to is the CIA (or the FBI, I'm not sure) waterboarding a guy named Jamal al-Fadl until he gave them the story they wanted - that there is a criminal organisation named Al Qaeda. That way, they could try the guy at the top without actually linking him to any crimes, like they do with the mafia. The thing is, even if this...

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Will Obamas economy plan be successful? Obama appointed a good number of people from Clinton's former cabinet, and those people helped create the current crisis via deregulating and other short-sighted policies. This isn't an endorsement of the Bushes or Reagan - American economic policy has been screwed since the seventies.

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May I be your flesh eating bug? You already are.

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What is something you would find in a Elementary school class room? Nudity.

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I am NOT rasict but the amount of asians we have is australia is really getting to me, i dont mind a multi cultural society but I just dont like feeling uncomfortable in my own country, what are your thoughts? According to Wikipedia, 90% of Australians are of 'European descent': http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Australia#HIV.2FAIDS What exactly is it about 'Asians' that makes you feel uncomfortable?

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Which do you prefer socialism or pure capitalism? Socialism, as pure capitalism has never existed, certainly not in the US, and the closest we've gotten to it has seen some real (Latin American) hellholes. A society based on working together and communal and public ownership, or a somehow harmonious society based entirely on greed?

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Can anyone think of a short name or a nickname for my daughter, Wednesday? Nessy.

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Best thing to say to someone who loves pointing out your mistakes? That should be "What is the best".

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If Geico showed HALF the number of commercials they do now, would they save enough on advertising to be able to ACTUALLY save me money on car insurance? Nah, although I'd imagine a few people at the top would get some nice bonuses. It's about them, not you.

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Would Karl Marx be proud of Obama? No, because Obama has embraced the same level of mostly unregulated state capitalism that Bush, Reagan and Clinton before him espoused. Karl Marx may be proud of Evo Morales in Bolivia, but he was probably quite racist.

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Should I tell my 8 year old we are going to Disney World in April? My husband says no...wake him up the morning we leave and surprise him as we board the airplane. I say now so he can get excited about it. He thinks we are going in 2010 for Easter. Ask him, instead of telling him. Chances are he'll want to go, but if you treat it as more of a general conversation topic, rather than as a pronouncement, it'll come easier. Probably better to tell him now - it's just better communication.

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Are you in the Top 100 Highest Ranked Answerbag Users of all time? Quite, I am number 34. I remember when I was number 22...

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Do you think that riding bicycles through a field on a Summers day with your Sweetheart sounds like an awfully romantic thing to do? Yeah, bikes are sexy. http://nosysnoop.wordpress.com/2007/06/30/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-his-bicycle/

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Do you want to know how great it is to download, save and even burn to disc Youtube vids and would like to know how? I already know. You just get DownloadHelper for Firefox. http://www.downloadhelper.net/

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Since the GOP doesn't believe in taxing, let's abolish all taxes. They would have to work for free of course, since there would be no money for such liberal things as wages. No health insurance either. What do you think? That's just public relations rhetoric, the GOP's general view for the last twenty to thirty years has been that taxes are very good, but only when they come from poorer individuals, or individuals who don't organise. They say all this nonsense about small government being good government, but the American economy has relied on the state for massive amounts of funding since Reagan.

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What's wrong with makeup? Eh, nothing really, although it's often loaded with weird chemicals. Also, seeing as women generally wear it and men generally don't, you get the idea that makeup implies that women are naturally uglier than men and have to dress it up more. There's a lot of cultural baggage attached to it.

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I'm 33 and still sleep with my mum... Is this normal? Not really. Unless you're from Poland. :P

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Ever watch an old movie or TV show from 40+ years ago and think that, in spite of all the social progress we've made as a society since then, we've somehow lost a collective sense of refinement and taste? There have always been douchebags, it's only recently that they've been popular enough to be shown in films. Besides, back then the rigid power structure meant that certain groups of people were polite to certain other groups of people and not others.

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In your opinion is it wrong for a person to preach? Nah, if they want to, let them. Just make sure they're naked first.

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Time to tell your AB valentine? Don't have one. :(

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What Band do you dislike the most? It's hard to say, but I'm not too fond of Ben Folds or Paul McCartney. Ben Folds represents a social group of middle-class university humanities students who annoy the hell out of me, and Paul McCartney's just a douchebag who likes to put down John Lennon at any opportunity.

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What is the difference between a bra and a bikini top when worn outdoors? One allows people to yell at women for having boobs, the other allows people to judge the size and velocity of some boobs.

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On which TV station does "Totally Wild" appear? Channel Ten. I remember watching that when I was younger. :P The theme song became one of those unconscious sense/remembrance things. Still, I preferred the ABC's kids programming.

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What is the Russian word for fortress? крепость, or 'krépost'. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fortress

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What is something that look and sounds like it would be fun to most everyone? Nudity.

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What are some thing you can put cake frosting on? (besides cakes and cupcakes) Miley Cyrus.

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How can I get a coconut out of a tree without climbing it? Testicles.

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Is there a reason why caviar and wine are considered finer than cheeseburgers and soda pop? It's all about the cultural myths people used to subscribe to in order to give their wealth justification. Anybody can buy a cheeseburger or a 'soda pop' (fizzy drink), but wines and caviar are generally expensive. My advice is to stay away from all four and eat a damn curry and drink some bourbon and cola.

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What would happen if everyone stopped paying on their Credit Cards for 3 months? Anarchy, hopefully.

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What are the negative side effects of feminism? Well, if you're a douchebag, you can't rape or abuse women as much as you used to. It's that simple.

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Do you feel embarassed when some one looks at the naked pictures of your childhood? I don't think there are any. I didn't really like being naked from a young age.

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After you look at my profile here on AB what is your opinion of me? You need more pepper on your steak. :P

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Does anyone else object to AB having a fetish category dedicated to Bestiality? Well... I don't like it, but these people won't disappear without it.

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If u had to what animal (other than a human) would you have sex with and why An American. Don't tell anyone.

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What would you be nothing without? Hardcore Yoshi porn.

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If each AB member had their own category, whose category would you be an expert in? Bob Blaylock. Unfortunately, it would be historical category.

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Once you turn thirty, are you automatically considered old? No, just heavily oiled.

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Which part of the chicken is the best part to eat? The testicles.

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Are the majority of men complete and utter bastards? Yes. Just look at Richard Simmons.

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Will the fat PS2 play the newer PS2 games(Kingdom Hearts, Singstar, etc)? It should do, mine plays San Andreas.

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Why did feminism have to kill femininity? It didn't. 'Feminity' means different things to different people - feminists movements made it so that not all women are bound to the laws associated with femininity.

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Is it Wrong to put Spyware on your Childs computer? Yes. If they're old enough to need it, chances are they already know how to break it. So if you do, for god's sake explain it to them, otherwise they'll just have more reason to distrust you.

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Are you down with the Rasta? I am righteous.

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Which city is the capital of country music? Detroit.

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If you were making a human, what ingredients would you put into it? Would it be perfect, or would it have flaws? Diced onion, chicken breast, red curry paste, coconut milk, sugar, capsicum, snow peas, coriander and rice.

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Does anyone feel they have an addiction to answerbag? I used to, around a year or two ago, but it faded away and now I only use it when I'm bored.

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Is the Iraq Government going to reimburst the American people the billions of dollars that was spent on the war in Iraq? No, what a ridiculous assertion. If the US government had it its way, there wouldn't have been any elections in Iraq.

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I found a brown pill in my M&M's bag. It has a M on one side. What is it? :| Sounds like ecstasy to me.

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What efforts need to be made on the part of Americans to reconcile the animosity that the September 11th attacks created? In a political sense, you could do what the British did in Northern Ireland and actually address the main concerns - namely, remove all US troops from Saudi Arabia and stop funding the undemocratic regimes in the region.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind upon hearing the word "Fear"? An awesome John Cale song.

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Name an author whose name begins with B John Berger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Berger

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What author's surname begins with F? John Fiske. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fiske_(media_studies)

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Who here hates Americans? I don't hate Americans, although I dislike the American government and military due to the actions they have taken (and support) in the past and in the present. And your television sucks.

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Which author's surname name begins with J? Geoffrey Jackson. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Jackson

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What author's name begins with E? David Eddings.

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Name an author whose name begins with A Martin Amis. *Shudder*

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Which author's surname begins with I? David Icke. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

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Which author's surname begins with H? (excluding Hitchcock) Hermann Hesse.

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What author's name begins with C? Albert Camus.

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Is it wrong for a 25yrs old girl to marry a 40yrs old guy? without the consent of the girls parents?what would you think? whats the right age to marry? If you seriously believe that a woman needs consent from her parents to marry, you're living in an old, outdated world.

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Is there an author whose surname begins with G? Quite, David Guterson. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Guterson

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What author's name begins with D? Fyodor Doestoyevsky.

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Is seafood the way to a man's heart? No, it's the way to his bowels.

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I feel sorry for Obama, because the way people are thinking of him, if he doesn't pretty much walk on water and produce loaves and fishes during his presidency, he'll get absolutely hammered. Do you feel the same way, or otherwise? No - he certainly didn't show any concern when US forces bombed a school in Pakistan, leading the US to be condemned widely by Pakistan, Syria and Jordan. His silence alludes to him thinking such actions are justified.

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Why would you downrate an answer that is obviously an opinion? Because I have genitalia, and I'm not afraid to use it.

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Why did god made this world and peoples? He wanted something to have sex with that would consent.

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Why did Sarah Palin name her daughter Bristol? Maybe in an attempt to further her limited geographic knowledge, she picked a random name on a world globe. Or maybe there's a Bristol in the US. It wouldn't surprise me - we're talking about the people who decided it would be okay to name a small (albeit nice and arty) town in a crappy state 'Athens'.

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Do you think spanking or hitting should be used by parents if children were bad To be honest, I really don't know. There are so many different types of parents and children out there, and I'm only a single 19 year-old student.

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Who do you think is the most ignorant person in the celeb world? David Hasselhoff. Honestly, he thinks his popularity in Germany is due to the "whole world looking up to the US as someone they can, you know, rely on to get them out of trouble".

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What was your favorite television show of all time? That's a hard thing to decide on. I mean, Carnivale's excellent, but some programs are so inherently awesome, not just for their time, but because they make every other show in their genre look completely feeble by comparison. The Young Ones is one of those shows. Honestly, in terms of sitcoms, absolutely nothing else compares. It is the most anarchic, influential,...

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If you were falling out of a plain what would ur last words be "Fear is a man's best friend!"

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How do I get out of this rut. When I date someone younger than me they say I'm a nice guy and all but I don't think it'll work etc. When I date someone my age it is you don't make enough money for me. I guess it's easy to be scared into dating teenagers when the only women you know your age are a little shallow. You gotta look for more women who think the same way you do, although that may not be easy. Join some clubs.

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Whats the best sauce to have on hot chips? Tomato sauce, of course! Keeps away the swans, although it might stain your johns.

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What are chinese people like? They like extreme sex and violence on their television screens just like the rest of us.

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If you could set any woman on fire who would it be? I don't mean to boast, but my existence alone sets every woman on this planet on fire in daily intervals.

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My husband is thinking of having a vasectomy. Would you recommend it, and have you had one? Definitely the preferable option for long-term contraception. I haven't had one myself (I'm only 19), but I have family members who have. You avoid all of the numerable medical complications inherent in things like hysterectomies (and even the Pill) because the male genitalia is, to a degree, much simpler than the female genitalia. When a woman gets a hysterectomy she faces all...

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Speaking honestly, would you enter into a serious relationship with someone who was a great match for you in every way, except that they compulsively bellowed "Fatalaty!" at the top of their lungs during sex? I have yet to see whether that could kill an erection, but now you've put the idea in my head I really, really want to find out.

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Would you dissect me for science class? Sure, but you'd have to wear a bikini otherwise it'd be just too embarrassing.

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What do you think is the "Wrath of God"? There are some good examples of it here: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/atrocity.html

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How do you deal with sarcastic people? With extreme nudity.

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What is a movie that you remember fondly, but nobody you know seems to know it exists? "O Homem Que Copiava," or 'the Man Who Copied.' It's a Brazillian film about a poor guy who ends up photocopying money and robbing a bank to meet a girl he's politely stalking.

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How would you react if you were having a conversation with someone about your day when they interrupt you by saying: "Look, I really don't care. I only asked how your day was to be polite"? Call them a bastard loudly.

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Without trying to sound offensive... What do Americans of Middle Eastern decent select on the "Race" question on polls/census? That's a good question. According to the antiquated 'racial' sciences, most Arabs and Persians (and Afghans and Indians too, I think) were Caucasian as well. But, seeing as the whole field of science was ultimately a socially-constructed farce, there's no real right or wrong answer. If we had a question like that in our census, I'd answer with "nigga please"...

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Do you know a spot where the gin is cold but the piano's hot? A morgue/dancehall on an old colonial reservation for aborigines in mid-eighteenth century Australia.

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To other women: do you find that when you bake right before or during your period, nothing turns out right? Oh yes. You should see the curry I made last night.

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What is the hottest piercing on a person in your opinion? The cervical piercing.

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If put up to the task, could you name all the U.S. Presidents in order? No, although I could give a shot at listing every post-WWII US president and why they would have been hung at Nuremberg.

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"You have given this member too many positive ratings in the last week. We know you're trying to help, but some of the other members would love to have your input as well! " If they are going to have a point system, why is it limited? Because if it wasn't, you could go into a friend's profile and rate their every single one of their ten thousand or so answers in one stretch, rocketing them up to the top of the leaderboard, and taking the decently-earned fame away from the people who spend hours flagging random questions and answer as spam.

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Are there any naked pictures of you in this world? I'm afraid not.

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Why does islam discriminates against women?Article 176 on inheritance, which allows men twice as much money as women, and Articles 55 to 59 on marriage, which include rulings on polygamy.Articles 79 and 80 stating that the man is the leader of the family, In reality, women in early Islamic society had much more in the way of rights than in the West. In fact, one of the things early Islamic law stressed was equal inheritence rights between men and women. It went downhill as the Ottoman Empire shrunk and the balance of wealth shifted, making lots of societies insanely conservative with Islamist political movements (often funded by Western...

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Do you think how earl from Waterloo Road wears his School Tie totaly un-tie/knoted and do you wish you'd worn it as so? I didn't have to wear a tie in school, and I'm glad.

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What do you think of the N.R.A? Needs more cowbell.

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What is the difference between 'i like you' and 'i love you'? Nudity in a fast food establishment.

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I am completelly outraged that someone should replace the Union Jack outside a police station with a Gay rights flag...do you agree? It's hilarious, especially if the police are pissed.

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How can I get rid of a rather shrewd mouse? Leaving colby jack on the floor and hiding around the corner with a shotgun doesn't seem to be working. Rickroll it.

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Society needs internet cafes more than museums, is it true? discuss Heh, you can't expect us to answer an essay topic for you. I guess it depends on how you define 'need' - while internet cafes are in many ways a necessity for travellers and those who can't afford connections at home, museums serve a cultural purpose. They're like much more physical libraries. Hundreds of societies attempted to do away with the past, and they all faded...

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Whats the first line of the song you're listening to? Who can guess it? "Honi soit que mal y pense."

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What is another word for love? Yes. It's known as Richard Simmons.

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How do you really feel about homosexuals? Needs more salt and pepper.

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You've had a stressful day. What song or artiest do you like to kick back and relax too? John Cale.

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Help me about my love! i have made a girlfriend in a site,we are from different country,and i think she love me.so should i continue contact with her? she is very beautful what make me feel afriad. here is the site and her photo: Get some tissues, find some nudity, make the connection.

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Which is more annoying: people who think they can do Austin Powers impressions, or people who think they can do Cartman impressions? Cartman. Simply because of the demographic.

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Faith is..........................? Masturbating into a plastic bag.

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I'm 13 and i've never had a bf. When my 2/3 older girlfriends make out or have bfs, i feel like crying my eyes off, and i start asking "what am i doing here?", but i get scared at the same time i wanna do it. Will this "phase" go away? Is something wrong? There's nothing wrong with you, it's hard to deal with being single and having friends with very active lovelives. I'm 19 and I've never had a girlfriend, and I can't say it's been easy. But you have to accept who you are and let these things come naturally. You'll meet someone you'll really respond with eventually, don't force yourself into a...

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If you woke and found yourself sitting on a toliet in a stall somewhere you would think you...? Snorted too much Ajax.

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My dear friend Burned (aka Dr. Maxwell) isn't having a very good day. He just saw a mouse run across his oven and had to have a cigarette to calm his nerves. Would you please send him some love and words of encouragement? Don't worry - you're always more scared of it than it is of you.

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Have you seen this story? What are your thoughts? Why would they have 'seized' basic supplies? Just think about that for a moment... Any rational, intelligent person wouldn't buy "because they're evil" as a believable explanation.

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Can a woman use the word "bast*rd" against someone she really loves? Yes, Australian women do it all the time.

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Today is the second annual International Hug A Gay Day. Have you done your part yet? I have! Nah, haven't hugged anyone in ages.

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How many sets of bare boobs have you seen in your life? Several thousand, I'm sure.

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How can you tell someone is a pedophile just by looking at them? You can't. If you have to ask this question, you may be one yourself.

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Does public opinion effect how you behave? Nah, although I like to think I would actually pay some attention to it were I a politician.

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What is something normally only worn by children? Richard Simmons.

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Why is Obama choosing a guy for Secretary of Human Services who "forgot" to pay his taxes? What message does that send? Why did he choose a VP who supports the Iraq war, why is half his cabinet from the Clinton administration, responsible for the deregulation measures that caused the current crisis? The Democrats aren't any better than the Republicans.

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Coach gave me his jacket? At swim practice I was cold and he gave me his jacket. At first I thought "He's nice" but some are my friends are like...WHOA he MUST LIKE YOU. Wth? is this normal? Im a girl like 14 coach is like 24 The possibility's there. Unfortunately, if he made any moves on you he could get fired and worse, so I wouldn't respond to it.

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What was man thinking when they created God? "I'm not wearing hockey pads."

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If Sarah Palin has foreign relations experience with Russia, why does Russia view her as a "pith-headed little bimbo" and "guttersnipe"? Because their head of state is sexier.

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I fingered my ass for the first time and I found what I think is my G spot. Cum immediately oozed out of my cock without an erection. Is that normal? No, you suffer from a rare condition known as 'Gere's Syndrome', and you should probably see a specialist immediately.

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YO i need a way to get around Websites that my school board has blocked, i have tried free proxys but the board has gotten to them all and the CMD prompt is shutdown. plz help. Sorry about the fascists. People hate teenagers on this website. Here, try this site: http://www.beyondblocks.com

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Should banks who misuse TARP be charged with misappropriation of government funds? Fine the hell out of them anyway, they can afford it. Pretty much every major corporation has done fineable stuff to get where it is.

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Which Answerbag category do you feel that you should be the "Expert" in... even if somebody else already holds that honor? Richard Simmons - but I already am.

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Why are 'most' couples within the same age group? It's a defence mechanism. And 20 year-olds who date 12 year-olds go to jail.

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Are you a beautiful freak? Nah, I'm a douchebag in pantaloons.

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Is it time for change? For you to change? For society to change? For the world to change? Is everything going to change? Should it? Maybe things would change if he would withdraw from Iraq and stop spending millions of dollars on Israel's military.

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What do you have to say? "ZOMG! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwoons. Where art thou upon Babylon's mighty mounts?"

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I stopped wearing makeup, and now people say I look like a teenager (I'm in my mid-20's).. Advice? Sounds like the way to go, if you're comfortable with it. You can't help the way you look, and you shouldn't have to alter your appearance to appease other people.

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Which according you are the most indigenous in house built renewable energy solutions? Toilet-compost, eletrified bathroom cybonics and a testicular mushroom colony.

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Why do guys like big breasts?? All it is, is fat and skin. It's pretty much like a male they just stick out more. What's so exciting about that? Big breasts are the only adult thing the stereotypical guy likes about women. Seriously, according to popular logic, all guys like women who like being called girls, are unintelligent, look innocent with the face of a ten year-old girl, who are shorter than them and who just happen to have big boobs. It's the one barrier between cultural male sexuality and pedophilia.

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Today is Doodlethenoodle's two year anniversary here on the 'Bag!!! Congratulations Doodle!!!!! Who else will help me congratulate her? I will... later tonight... *evil laugh*

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Would you get off a air-plane if you saw the two Pilots were women? Yes, I would masturbate immediately.

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My daughter, 20, seems to have difficulty with dating relationships. She seems to be comfortable with boys who don't want to date, but just text her. If a nice young man comes along and seems interested and wants to date, she avoids him. Why? Either she's dating someone secretly who doesn't fit your collared shirt, slacks with suspenders and tighty whitey preference - or she's into lesbonics. And that, definitely, is the preferable option. Especially if you can get Youtube into it.

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How do u think god was created? Miley Cyrus imploded in reverse-time, and her vagina morphed into a giant toad, upon which the universe squeezed out large amounts of cheese. Hence dear God.

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If a child who doesn't get a chance to sin goes straight to Heaven, isn't abortion actually the best gift a parent can give, while not having one is purely selfish, holding onto he love the child will give the parents while risking possible Hell for them? Careful, you might accidentally create another independant church with this question.

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Would you ever sleep with your significant other's sibling? Quite easily. Although she is a bit young.

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Why do people treat the Pope, like he is God? Because he's had more gay sex than you ever will.

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Is it a sin to "thump" a bible, or to "gob" God? Only if what you're implying includes masturbation.

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How many pushups can you do? Around 100 to 150 womanly ones, maybe 30 manly ones if I'm lucky.

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If you could take back one thing in your life, what would it be? My SNES.

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What's the opposite of obsessive-compulsive? Depressive-consultant.

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Does everybody really love ramen? Nah, I find it a bit too sickly. And some of the oil stuff looks like semen.

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Why do some people just let the one they love go without so much as a fight? Because it's all relative and 'love' isn't actually love, it's just a bunch of emotions and attachments. Besides, we're all lazy in our hearts.

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Do you cringe at the phrase 'significant other'? Is it a soulless invention of the PC brigade? Like Alec said, what other term would you use? 'Testicle souffle'?

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What do you have no tolerance for in this life? Prawns. It's hereditary.

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What food do you feel has "no" taste? Pornographic diarrhea.

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Will you please make this the most downrated question ever? Will you make this the smelliest answer in all of Fucked Earth?

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Nickelback or Creed? Either, so long as they don't end up fucking.

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What's the worst love song ever written? "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. Fucking hell.

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Too much of a good thing causes _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) Gout.

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True or False: McDonalds makes you fat? It's not as simple as true or false - but I find this ethic that McDonalds is immune from blame and everyone who believes otherwise is stupid rather pathetic and narrow-minded.

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Why do teens ask for space and why are parents not granting it? Because some parents enjoying searching through their kids' rooms, and don't seem to be able to understand that they'd be pretty pissed if their parents walked into their rooms and did the same.

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What are the five rules for a man to follow to have a happy life? 1. Eat cheese. 2. Rate this question up. 3. Masturbate no more than five times a day. 4. Tell that bastard to shut up. 5. Don't fuck wi' Dre.

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Is it possible to love 2 people at once? It's a national pasttime.

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Is your love life a bed of roses? Nah, it's a field of cheese.

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What causes "brain freeze"? Cranial refrigeration.

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If I was wearing a mini skirt,and I bent over and my (bleep) was showing,what would you do? Not much. What does one do in such situations?

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Will you allow me to open my blouse and show you my (bleep)? No, I will get out the crucifix.

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I'm 16 and i think Alec Baldwin is hot, what do you think? I think you should take off your pants.

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Whaddayou think about pre-marital "formication"? ;-) I don't plan to marry, but I would like to have sex sometime.

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In retrospect, was the drastic reduction in the FDA's power under the Reagan administration a good idea that's helped give industry and technology much needed growing room, or has it just led to more dangerous products reaching the public? If it has led to any negative consequences, by the very natue of the reduction we/you won't know about it.

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Give me an example of a time when you tried to accomplish and failed. I tried to give up taking off my pants in public. Unfortunately, a bus full of Catholic schoolgirls going on an excursion just happened to be going past...

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If you found out your 15 year old daughter was pregnant would you make her have an abortion? Do you think aborting a life is right? I wouldn't make have an abortion - although I like to think I would have made sure she knew about contraception beforehand, it could happen. I'd just let her know that the majority of teenagers who have babies don't ever recover, while the majority of teenagers who have abortions have a much better chance of recovery. But it's her choice.

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Fill in the blank: It's all about________. Da Weed.

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What do you prefer the weather to be like? Cool and windy. 20 or below.

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My daughters hair is going a really dirty blonde, what do you recommend we use to lighten it up without harming her hair or scalp? I don't think you can use anything aside from dyes that won't harm it. Just let it grow naturally.

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If Jesus returned to the earth today, what do you think he would say to us? "Can't touch this."

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Is it kind of messed up for someone who's 18 to have feelings for someone who' 16 Nope. You can't really control things like that - besides, it's only a two year difference.

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What comes to mind when I say "skinny dipping?" Vagina-upon-Thames.

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Is Obama off to the worst start of any President, ever? He hasn't broken international law yet, give it a year or two.

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What movies made you cry? Half a year ago - it was Epic Movie.

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I have big boobs but I can't get any attention. Why? ...Take off your pants.

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Why does my girlfriend bite me? ...Take off your pants.

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I have a white cropped jacket, but I don't know what to wear with it- Help! Don't wear anything below the waist. It would ruin the look.

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My cleavage smells like B.O. What is WRONG with me? ...Take off your pants.

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Anyone know when "marketing" first started and with what product? Edwards Bernays, the nephew of Sigmund Freud, was the first person to coin the term 'public relations', and he was the first to apply psychoanalytical theories to consumption - meaning he was the idiot who got advertisers to make people want useless products by linking the products with their emotions. There's a great documentary about it call "The Century of the...

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If you had an hour with nothing to do what would you do? Fuck around wi' Dre.

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Recently someone told me they disliked president bush, and when i asked why they didn't really seem too informed about politics much at all. Do you think the american public is really THAT affected by the negative propaganda against him? I guess. People are made to think it's a game of personalities by public relations firms, when in reality politics is much more complex and there are real issues at stake which neither major party addresses.

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What is the name for a vegetarian who rejects all meat except beef? Mushrooms.

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Would you allow someone to video tape you having sex? Yes, as long as they upload it to you. I'd like to see if anyone ironically calls me a 'fag'.

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Why are cops always at 7-11 eating donuts? They can hang them from their penises when they're not being eaten.

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Anybody tell me if i want big and long panis, how shall i do? "..."

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Do you like to be treated like a rag doll sexually? Not really. We wouldn't want to break the condom.

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Ok so I'm a 17yr old guy and I really like this girl only thing is, she's 14yrs old!She really likes me to, and I know I can't date her when I turn 18, what should I do, she said she wants to date but, it'll be illegal though. What do I do?im in Australia Like the other person said, just keep it (relatively) non-sexual, make sure her parents know and it's all okay. There's no law against kissing or hugging.

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I am writing a letter to my customers to thank you for thier business with us Spam fail.

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Is anyone else disapointed that Obama's health plan doesnt include Universal Health Care? (Neo-cons need not reply). Health care is a right, does Obama not understand that? He's not a president for the general population, he's a president for business interests. In the current American health care system, businesses are actually losing money because it's so screwed up. So he's doing the minimal amount to get back corporate profits.

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Who played Will Turner in "Pirates of the Caribbean"? James Nesbitt.

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If Christopher Nolan continues his Batman series in the line of 'The Dark Knight' and 'Batman Begins'; and if the Riddler was to be the villian, who do you think would make a better choice: Crispin Glover or Kevin Spacey? Neither, they're both incredibly bland. Get a non-American actor to do it - it worked before. In fact, the majority of the Dark Knight's leading cast was non-American - Christen Bale, Gary Oldman and Michael Caine are British, while Heath Ledger was Australian. Only Maggie Gyllenhaal and Morgan Freeman were American. Get James Nesbitt in the movie: ...

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How many kids am i going to have Eight. Although it depends on the size of your nipples.

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Is there a name for the feeling when you cannot access your computer? Technodeprivation.

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Should we make porn illegal in united states? its a sin Is there a passage in the Bible or Qur'an that actually says "porn is a sin"?

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A boy in the UK is to be prosecuted for calling Scientology a 'Dangerous Cult' according to the BBC news today. Your thoughts, please? Sounds dangerous indeed.

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In the new dark knight movie who do you think was better joker or batman I thought they both did quite well. People seem to forget that Christen Bale is inherently awesome after playing the lead role in American Psycho.

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Who would you rather get stuck in an elivator with, Jim Carrey or Jim Morrison Morrison, easily. He seemed like he would have been an interesting person to talk to.

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What are some books you would recommend to a 16yr old girl who loves reading nearly all genres of books. All suggestions are appreciated but please no classics, they are all already on my list. :) Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham is good fun.

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Anybody out there playing Spore? What do you think of it? It's pretty damn good, and it has a lot of potential in terms of sequels.

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Whats something you wouldnt stand for? Unreliability in the bathroom.

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Name a movie with the word Kill in the title? Please Don't Kill Me, I'm An Arab.

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In your opinion, what is the best pizza place, and the worst? Best: The United States of Cheese Worst: Compton.

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What comes to mind when I mention " smooth "? Vagina... Oh god, why?

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"Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night." -Talmud: Nidrasch Talpoith p. 225 L. What does this mean? About the same as any other ridiculous Bible quote mentioning mountains of foreskins or Abraham giving his wife to an angry mob in exchange for his own protection. Still, if it makes IDF soldiers feel better about bombing Palestinian schools and hospitals...

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What childish thing still scares you? Toddlers.

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How often do people call you dude(guys)/babe(girls)?Do you like it? Not often enough. The last time someone called me dude was when an old man was asking for a bus fare. I politely told him to fuck off.

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What does your middle name spell backwards? Semaj. Ooo, sounds Arabic.

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What's the meaning of the song blowin' in the wind? One can understand many of the stock-standard philosophical questions by breathing in various pollens.

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If your best friend, a person you respected deeply, was unjustly imprisoned, would you join them out of appreciation for them? No, I am not a Turkish intellectual.

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Who is most responsible for the economic meltdown we are in? I know, and I would like to see how many other people guess the answer. :) Clinton and his advisors (who are now Obama's advisors). He pushed through heaps of deregulation measures, which caused a lot of harm because the economy is a complete bastard when left to its own devices. I'm not leaving the Republicans out of this either - Reagan did a bit of deregulation in his own right, when he wasn't starting terrorist wars in Latin America, and Bush II...

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Have you ever had your household possessions repossessed? Yes, they repossesed my entire collection of vintage 1930s dildos. Needless to say, they were impressed by my fine tastes.

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If you could take a highlighter to your life....? ...what would you highlight? The nipples of the internet.

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What makes life worthwhile? A goose in the nipples of your loving sweetheart. In Germany.

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Do you drink alcohol? Why/Why not? Yes. In fact, I'm drinking some right now.

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Do you get other type of terrorist besides an Islamic Fundamentalist terrorist? Yes, there are Christian fundamentalist terrorists, although not as many as the balance of wealth is located more in Christian nations than Islamic nations. Also, there is state terror, which involves powerful countries invading other countries and bombing civillian populations (for examples see the United States, Russia, Israel and South Africa).

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Do you agree with Michelle Obama that it is inapropriate for doll companies to sell dolls of the first daughters Sasha and Malia? Yeah, there should be some laws in place to prevent people from making money off of your person without your consent.

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Name a specific food whose aroma makes you hungry. Anything from a noodle bar or Indian restaurant.

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Have you ever seen or read something on the internet that actually traumatised you? Every now and then. I can't seem to remember them, though. How did you manage to see that video?

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There is more talk now about nationalizing some of our U.S. banks..they keep bleeding money and apparently can't run their businesses properly. What exactly does that mean? What happens when you "nationalize" a bank? The government buys shares in it and takes over the operations. Not a bad idea, especially if they strip the salaries of the executives. The current financial crisis was caused by a lack of regulation, you know.

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A 21 year old guy said he liked me. im 16. what should i think of this? If you like him, go out together, enjoy yourselves. It's as simple as that.

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Name one thing that you did today, that you do everyday? A duck or two.

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True story: A black girl (contact of mine) on AnswerBag told me she couldn't vote for Obama because she never met a black man she could trust, including her father. I wanted to call her a racist... but it felt strange... can you relate? Not really, although a lot of people have personal experiences which bias them against minority groups - even ones they're part of. My mum and dad both seem to despise Arabs and Indian men.

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Do you like to dance alone? Nah, I leave that to my testicles.

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If you suddenly snapped and went on a killing spree who would you hunt down and brutally murder first? Either Liam Neeson or Morgan Freeman. It's hard to choose when you lack biscuits.

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The 'atheist society' have paid to advertised on the side of London buses “There is no God, so enjoy life” is this to be interpreted as, break all the commandments & enjoy life? I think they meant it to be interpreted as "don't worry about not being allowed to have fun", but it comes across more as a pro-consumption argument that furthers the agenda of every public relations firm and advertising agency to turn everyone into mindless consumers.

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CAN MY CHILD TAKE MY HUSBANDS SURNAME EVEN THOUGH THE FATHER IS ON THE BIRTH CERT No. Leave your child's name alone until s/he is old enough to choose what it will be.

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Does the media refer to President Obama as "Barry" to Americanize his name and make us more comfortable with him? It's probably public relations, so try to ignore it.

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If BS was currency, Who could bail out the economy? Shimon Peres.

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Who started making those "motivational" posters? They are funny to me. The ones with the funny picture and a caption like: "Jailbait: Because if you don't hit it, someone else will." I'm guessing 4chan. Most of everything viral on the internet started there.

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Who was the real first black president? Jean-Jacques Dessalines, the first president of Haiti, in 1804.

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What is the " dress code " here on Answerbag? The more nudity the better. No ducks, though.

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When and why did you stopped being religious or start being less religious (like i used to pray every day many times but now i rarely) I grew out of it.

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What type of sweetener do you prefer? Vanilla Ice.

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If the Military Draft were reinstated for both males and females, ages 18-35 would you support or oppose it? What would you do if drafted? I would oppose it, and I'd start a war on the homefront.

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Where we can download gta4 for free Lol, try a torrent.

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Democracy is organised chaos...agree/disagree! Democracy is people organising to govern a nation. The people in charge don't like the idea of not being virtual dictators so they call any citizens' movement or trade union or whatever an example of 'organised chaos'.

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Is it okay for girls to ask boys to go out with them or should I leave that to the guys to ask the girls? Oh yes. It would make things easier for a lot of timid guys.

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Teachers hate me, cows like me, monkeys eat me Vanilla Ice.

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What does it mean if your husband treats you like a child? Pedophilia.

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Do you think that Israel's achieved its goals in Gaza? The Israeli government wants to run Gaza and most of the West Bank, as is evidenced by its consistent denial of any Hamas-initiated proposition for a two-state settlement. They haven't completely denied Palestinians their autonomy, but they're working on it.

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Great internet marketing techniques, easy to do $100+ a day http://lnk.in/6k54 This is a rather crappy internet marketing technique. Stop trying to turn everybody into irrational consumers.

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Down here on the funny farm, the crops aren't looking too healthy...what should we do? Give Morgan Freeman a call. He works miracles. In pretty much every movie he's in - it gets quite dull after a while.

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Is there one person that makes you sick when you think about them? ...Vanilla Ice.

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Never spend time with people who don't respect _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) Vanilla Ice.

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Control your emotions or they will _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) Masturbate all over your conscience.

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What was the last person/place or thing you took a picture of? A naked girl throwing old cheese at passing cars.

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Almost everyone is commenting on how handsome Barack Obama is. Do you think he is the handsomest President ever (surpassing Kennedy)? Nah, I believe that honour goes to William Howard Taft.

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Do you think there's a chance Obama might decriminalize weed during his term? I doubt it. Clinton didn't.

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At what point you think you are getting bored on AB? When you start answering questions like this with photos of Vanilla Ice.

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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll ____________________ Fuck wid' Dre.

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If your mother could see you now, what would she think? "Get a job."

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You've been chatting with someone and are hitting it off. They e-mail you nude pictures of themselves. What's your reaction? "Lulz boobs."

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What ethnicity am I? Or at least, how do I find out? I'm looking for physical attributes of Germanic, Irish, English. Ethnicity reflects culture and language, not physical appearance. These 'attributes' are known as phenotypes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenotype

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OMG!!! Obama is president! What have you lunatics done?!? Oh weep for America! Have mercy on us O' Heavenly Father. Have mercy on our guilty nation! Why couldn't you people have not supported the Republican Party (the Party of God)? Please don't corrupt the Republican Party any further, all this politicisation of religion has forced out all the decent traditional conservatives.

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Do you Complete crossword puzzles? Yes, may I complete yours? ;)

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear "virgin"? Boobs. ...

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If apples keep doctors away, what keeps the taxman away? Public nudity.

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Why do people assume just because I wear low-cut shirts that I'm a slut? I have fairly large breasts for my size and even t-shirts look low-cut on me. Because people are judgemental dicks and fashion is fascism. If they don't like it, flash them your nipples everytime you see them.

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? Something related to remote-control black puddings.

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How many chins do you have? Eighteen. One for each day of the year.

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Is it best for an intelligent teenager or a stupid adult to be a parent? Those are relative terms. You could say an intelligent teenager wouldn't want to be a parent in the first place.

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How many people would strip, prostitute or both if they really needed the money. Be honest, i dont know who you are.? Why are you making out that stripping and prostitution are inherently bad things? From what moral high ground do you stand upon?

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Do you agree that stereotyping in essence serves a natural and practical function? It's more a justification of the oversimplicity of your own interpretation of other people and groups of people.

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What is the best way to land that job? Put it on autopilot.

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Tell me a lie. I'm telling the truth.

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What do you think about making it legal for a high school teacher to date a student that is 18 years old? I don't have a problem with it on moral grounds, but it could lead to problems.

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Did you like the movie I am legend? Nah, it was awful. Too much product placement and heavy-handed religious evangelism.

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Do you ever have the urge to punch slow walking people in the back of the head? Nah, I prefer a good dry hump.

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Are you a complete and utter bastard? Nah, I'm more inclined toward the douchebag persuasion.

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In the midnight hour, have you ever cried: "More! More! More!"? I hear hissing, I hear hissing in the distance.

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Do you fancy yourself as a little bit posh? Nah, I think of myself as more like Scary Spice.

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Do you get the overwhelming urge to run up a huge flight of stairs - whilst simultaneously boxing the air and looking tough - every time you hear Eye of The Tiger? (Be honest) Nah, I more feel the urge to find a twelve guage and blow up some parrot shit from the chest cavity.

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The latest edition to 'new speak' is 'toxic debt',so what was wrong with bad debt? Makes the person using it sound environmentally aware, when in reality they have very little grasp of environmental issues.

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Hey,,I could sure use a_________ Flamboyant transsexual to clear the road ahead.

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My daughter is 9 years old and is in a swim club she has been told she's got massive potential.What can i do to help her achieve this? Surgically attach a dorsal fin to her lower back.

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Christians, do you consider it a good or a bad thing when bible stories are presented outside the context of the bible, like Noah's Ark as a children's book for example? I'm not sure. It does get kind of annoying when you hear your younger brothers repeating that Ark nonsense as if it were fact (and they get very self-righteous about it). Perhaps they should make children's books out of stories like how Abraham gave his wife to be raped by an angry mob in exchange for his own personal safety?

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Do you ever have intimate conversations with your toilet? We're not on a kissing basis just yet.

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Can my dog be pregnant if I had a wet dream about you dry humping my couch? According to Wikipedia, yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_furniture_dream_pregnancy

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Would you rather have buns of steel or buns of bread? You can't butter steel.

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Would you kiss me? Only if you sweetened the deal with some... cheese.

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Considering the amount of industrial and medical dumping that goes on along Somalia's shores, is it that hard to understand why Somalian pirates would start attacking foreign ships? Exactly. They're just trying to make a dollar or two. Good on them if they manage anything big, like that tanker.

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I just learned about a disturbing trend of drug abuse called "skittling" or "pharming parties." Basically, it is taking a handful random pills stolen from various places. What is your opinion of this? (link to it included). Great idea for the media to latch onto - it has the appropriate level of fascinating morbidity, and it also gives every narrow-minded adult an excuse to hate kids in words and action.

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What do you think of Ian Curtis' voice? Awesome. Also, it's easy to sing his songs.

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What is the best thing a person could do while kissing you? Take off their underpants.

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What would you do if you came home and found your partner in bed with someone else? Get out the tomato sauce.

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A lot of the Middle East states are members of the United Nations, including Iran & Israel: Is it not the job of the UN to regularly correspond & meet with these member countries to discuss mutual objectives & goals? The UN is more like a big room where every nation goes to discuss things with every other nation, it doesn't have any responsibilities in its own right - that's up to the nations in it. And yes, Iran cooperates with the UN with regards to its nuclear program (although not with regards to human rights programs), while Israel has been at odds with the UN for most of its existence.

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I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til _______ You accept my own personal TOS.

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I was in Iraq with the Marines, I saw some things that I know go against everything America stands for being done by other Marines, I haven't done anything about this, I'm a strong Christian. Any advice? Disassociate yourself with the idiots, get a job where you're not being paid to kill people and accept that there is no sanctity in human life when money is involved. Ratting them out may seem like the thing to do, but that's the way it has always been in regards to American atrocities - the people at the top order those below to use 'soft targets' (i.e. innocent people) and...

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What is a dime made out of? Under the Patriot Act, illegal immigrants.

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My grandmother is letting our decorator smoke pot in her house! Please someone tell me what the hell posessed her to permit this? Maybe she's hoping he'll lend her some.

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Why did Israel not report to the United Nations the problems of 'rockets' landing on their soil, long before they had had enough? They wouldn't get much support, considering how they've constantly ignored Palestine's requests for an immediate end to hostilities and a two-state settlement for the past ten years.

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How Did you come up with your answerbag screen name and your avatar? and why did you chose them? It's a great line from Keeping Up Appearances. "I'd have Daddy live with us, but he's unreliable in the bathroom."

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What color was the underwear I just took off? Zebra-patterned.

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Are you feeling warm and fuzzy inside your pants right now? Nah, try five minutes ago.

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Do you find nipples to be deeply offensive? Very much so, and I'm glad the Australian government is making sure that everybody is legally obliged to keep them covered.

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Disease was knowingly used as a weapon against the Native Americans (starting plagues on purpose). This is the first time I have heard of disease being used this way. Were there any recorded times previous to this that disease was used as a weapon? Biological warfare has been used by the US military since the Korean War, although it's kept under wraps somewhat. Usually it's more indirect than droppping a cloud of smallpox over a major city, though - like bombing that pharmaceuticals factory in Sudan, or denying Iraqis access to water purification facilities.

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In your opinion, is the Chinese government making unrealistic demands by expecting Google to filter out any and all pornographic content from searches done in its law's jurisdiction? Very much so. There's a lot of porn on the interwebs. I think the Australian government wants the same thing done. You kinda get the idea the people in charge of internet legislation have no idea of the mechanics of the internet.

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Porn is getting so boring, i need something...new..wut shuld it be? Philately.

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Edward Tupper I did it for the lulz.

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What are you going to wear to the "kegger" tonight? Are you bringing anything with you? A pair of fake spandex manboobs.

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How do You know when you are BORING the Pants off somebody...? When they start masturbating in disgust.

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Is it oxymoron to call yourself "Liberal" (considered open minded)and yet want to force ideas on others? The open-mindedness is implied rather than inherent. The majority of liberal intellectuals don't expand their horizons enough to think outside of the institutional box, anyway.

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What was the last accident that occured in your home? Vanilla Ice.

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Would you die for the one you LOVE? That depends on circumstance.

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Are aliens allowed to answers the answerbag's questions? Not under the Patriot Act. :P

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Am I alone in thinking Barrack Obama will make a good president? Nah, the internet is crawling with people who think Democrats are awesome, even though JFK invaded Vietnam, Jimmy Carter paid Suharto to commit genocide in East Timor and Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of Sudan's only pharmaceuticals factory.

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What do you think enables a person to kill without remorse? Enlistment.

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What's the difference between 'I like you' and 'I love you'? Penis and boobs.

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "NAKED"? Islam.

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What's a worst case scenerio for hemorrhoids? Vanilla Ice.

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What can you bake that people go crazy over? Vanilla Ice.

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Can you please stop helping me? ...Vanilla Ice.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "bee-bop" Vanilla Ice.

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Should AB change their name to Atheists Bag, since there are an overwhelming amount of Atheists on this site? Why don't they change the name to Americans Bag as well?

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What should NOT be done during a Honeymoon? Vanilla Ice.

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What is the most embarrassing moment in your life? Vanilla Ice.

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Is there a difference between gut feelings and fear? Yes. That difference is Vanilla Ice.

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What things do you find in life that are a rip off? Vanilla Ice.

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What is the worst lie that is accepted as truth? If American critics think an American film they like isn't cliched nonsense, then it isn't.

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A man is judged by his deeds, not by his _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank, be imaginative) Utterly ridiculous rap career.

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What would be the worst things to juggle with? Vanilla Ice.

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Will the world eventually have one market? One currency? No. I am confident there are countries in South America that won't let that happen.

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