http://www.answerbag.com/profile/810512 New Answerbag questions from pimplestump Wed, 30 May 2012 05:55:43 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 05:55:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361198 Finish this: 'we all _______________the other night, and ______________his gnarly todger. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:38:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361198 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361190 Why do some women's clitoris' precede them when they walk into a room/bar/nightclub? Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:26:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361190 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361150 Fungal spores from Earth have been found in the stratosphere and further out into space, is the reason we hallucinate when some strains of fungus are ingested because those strains are indigenous to another planet? Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:52:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361150 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361090 I've only been away for a couple of days and the questions have really backed up, who's responsible for this? Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:08:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361090 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361088 I've only been away for a couple of days and the questions have really backed up, who's responsible for this? Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:08:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1361088 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343659 There's always some self-righteous DR freak who's even happy to go into the 'Jokes' section and DR the first part of a joke?!?!? I find that totally proposterous. what were you doing in the 'Jokes' section if you don't have a sense of humour? Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:29:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343659 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343494 What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta? Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:20:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343494 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343431 Boys and Girls; It's nearly the mating season, I can feel it in the air. Are you ready to 'display' magnificently to the opposite/same sex over the coming months to get your share of this year's summer frollickings? Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:57:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343431 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1342742 J.K. Rowling has a new book about to be released; Jacko's the baddie, and it's titled, 'Escape from Neverland',. Can you think of any other worthwhile subjects that J.K. could write about in her next book? Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:36:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1342742 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1342726 It's sellinTs' fault but - what's got 4 wheels and flies? Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:09:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1342726 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1336155 Was your obscene gesture enough? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:02:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1336155 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335917 Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:33:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335917 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335910 Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I certainly do? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:32:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335910 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335909 Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I certainly do? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:32:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335909 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335906 Do you think it spineless for people to downrate your question without leaving an answer for the 'offending' question, I certainly do? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:32:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335906 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335892 I drilled holes in the oars for my boat to make rowing easier, what have you done to make your life easier? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:27:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335892 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335867 Enema or bottle brush? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:14:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335867 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335863 Have you ever pushed so hard that you broke your farting strings? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:09:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335863 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335808 Have you ever felt so ill that you turned on the news to see if there'd been a terrorist attack? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:43:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335808 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335801 Should Alfie Patten, the 13 yr old father in the news recently, join 'Fathers for Justice', seeing as he's already got a Spiderman outfit? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:39:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335801 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335767 Do you think small people should be classed as hand luggage on international flights? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:24:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335767 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335751 Do you remember that creepy egg from Kinda Surprise? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:16:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335751 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335706 Which 'new' words would you like to see in the dictionary, and what do they mean? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:53:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335706 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335662 Why do some questions just disappear? Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:40:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1335662 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1332998 Bullies; what are the best undergarments to wedgie? Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:10:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1332998 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1331129 Do you suffer from clinical lycanthropy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycanthropy_(clinical) Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:42:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1331129 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330834 What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, 'cheesepipe'? Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:23:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330834 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330807 Name something that's got a 'pointy end'. Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:51:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330807 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330785 How many of you are ABing from bed? Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:21:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330785 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330776 If someone was 'officially' a dipstick, but the word dipstick didn't exist, what would you call them? Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:10:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1330776 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1329469 What makes you wretch? Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:42:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1329469 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1327248 Fellas: Is yours a chode? Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:53:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1327248 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1327225 Rubber mallet...................what's that all about then? Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:38:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1327225 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1324459 Nature's Great Events 9pm BBC1, is it enough to make you stop asking/answering? Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:00:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1324459 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1324394 Flatulence: do you get complaints about your 'ringtone'? Wed, 04 Mar 2009 12:36:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1324394 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1322301 D'you wanna bag for that? Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:00:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1322301 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1318626 Do you remember the book '101 uses for a dead cat'? Apart from the 'pencil sharpener', can you remember any others? Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:14:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1318626 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317167 How many imaginary peoples names can you think of that have other, sometimes vulgar meanings, like - Richard Swell - Dick Swell for instance? Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:43:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317167 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317021 Do you believe 'down-rating' peoples Q's & A's to be self-righteous? Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:40:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317021 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317002 Can you do 'The Timewarp'? Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:28:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1317002 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1316984 Name any celebrity who has successfully mutated themselves with the help of 'surgeons' into something frightening. Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:21:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1316984 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1304245 Have you ever turned to Satan for any 'impartial' advice or moderate 'assistance' when things aren't going as smoothly as they should? Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:47:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1304245 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1290793 There's a cheese made in Dorset UK called 'Stinking Bishop', should it be rated 18? Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:48:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1290793 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1290760 Fellas, plenty of bacon in the sandwich or just a bit poking out? Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:31:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1290760 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1290647 Most 'pop' music is sex-driven, gutless, talentless pap; is it right that this dangerously low quality form of stimulation be relentlessly drummed into the under-developed minds of children as it is and passed off as good? Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:24:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1290647 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289758 How is black light created on computer screens? Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:27:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289758 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1266278 Banana custard or ice cream? Sun, 08 Feb 2009 13:24:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1266278 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1266149 How do you kill a leper? Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:32:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1266149 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263974 Is it true that sharpening earthworms using a pencil sharpener is easier if you freeze them first? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:31:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263974 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263959 I like to put myself about a bit, and was wondering if any of you AB members out there fancied a fight? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:20:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263959 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263924 What was jon lennon's last hit? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:00:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263924 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263918 What's yellow and lives off a dead beatle? I can't answer this as it's occured to me to be offensive to some people, sorry. Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:55:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263918 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263904 What's green and smells of pork? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:50:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263904 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263900 Have you ever spent the whole day answering questions with questions? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:48:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263900 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263874 What's got two legs and bleeds? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:36:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263874 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263857 What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your boxer briefs? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:30:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263857 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263826 What's grey, 50 feet long and stinks of urine? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 11:20:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263826 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263600 If 'there's more than one way to skin a cat', name them? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:18:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263600 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263496 Why did the baker have brown fingers? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 08:24:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263496 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263299 If 85% of the serotonin in the body is stored in the bowel, how come noone has hard-wired their brain to it? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:21:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263299 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263283 Finish this: Gimme the squid, or the ___________ gets it!! Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:14:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263283 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263272 Soft pornography: people who like porn don't like it, people who don't like porn don't like it. What's it all about? Sat, 07 Feb 2009 06:04:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1263272 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1257293 Was it fair enough for you to get fired from your job? what was it you did to 'deserve' it? Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:03:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1257293 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1257003 Fellas, If I meet a girl I really like, I suffer terribly from vaginal concussion and have this stupid grin on my face for days on end, have you ever suffered from this condition? Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:44:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1257003 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256923 Is 'phishing' a problem on AB? Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:08:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256923 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256545 Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn't. What rhyme will you be sending to your s/o? Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:36:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256545 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1255025 Would Jillian McKeith be proud of your last visit to the bathroom? Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:36:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1255025 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1250281 I'd like to find the smoldering husks of Dorothy and her stupid friends at the end of the rainbow, what would you like to find there? Sun, 01 Feb 2009 12:34:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1250281 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1249949 We hear so much in the UK about so called 'rebel-muslim-clerics' preaching illwill and being jailed for it in some cases, where are all the 'rebel-christian-clerics'? Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:45:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1249949 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232896 If Typhoo put the T in Britain, who put the c**t in Scunthorpe? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:48:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232896 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232823 What've you got planned for your epitaph? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:07:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232823 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232369 Do you know anyone who loves forks? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:59:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232369 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232325 I've just seen 'family guy' fighting with a chicken, have you ever had a fight with an animal, what was the conclusion? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:33:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232325 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232270 Finish this: Butt______? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:05:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232270 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232261 Finish this: cheese_______? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:59:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232261 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232246 When are you gonna let me out of this box? Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:51:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1232246 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1225109 Will penile dimentia be an issue for those of us who have spent most of our lives thinking with it, hmmm? Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:06:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1225109 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1212834 Is it possible to give a girl any other body part other than head as I need mine and I'm frightened? Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:26:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1212834 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207886 Whilst using a trampoline and your bottom lip pulled up over your head, is it possible to swallow your own head? Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:48:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207886 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207869 I really miss Dennis Pennis and his jibes at celebrity, he said to Gerrard Depardieu how disappointed he was when Andy MacDowell kissed him in his latest film, that he didn't turn into a handsome prince but stayed a fat ugly frog! Favourite sketch? Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:33:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207869 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207823 If 'reversal surgery' were offered after 3 years and having earned your millions in the film industry in that time, would you have a 40cm prehensile fly-like proboscis grafted on to your lips to save you the trouble of ever having to work again? Wed, 14 Jan 2009 04:41:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207823 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207774 When did the carnivorous picture plant make the concious decision to smell like a rotting horse and eat insects, rather than walk the proven road of smelling sweetly and working out the deal with the pollen and nectar? Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:56:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1207774