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Regarding politics in America, what does conservative mean today?
Below is a list of scandals involving leaders of the Democrat Party. 95% of which have probably never been mentioned by the liberal biased mainstream media.
William Jefferson Clinton was barred from practicing law in his home state after being impeached. He was not tried as prescribed in the Constitution.
Neil Goldschmidt - Democrat - Oregon governor. Admitted to having an illegal...
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Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster?
Heh! Been there quite a few times years ago. Took my younger sister and Mom out for a meal. Good service and such, what was funny, my sister got a chipped glass and mentioned it to the waitress.
Next thing you know, the bartender came apologized all over hells half acre and gave free drinks to everyone (I only could have one as I was the driver) and they were a bit "Stiffer" then...
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How can we unite and stop the hunger in this world?
How about concentrating with our backyard first?
And let's tell those "Underdeveloped" nations to start developing a society of all, instead of the tribal warfare crap.
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With the present economic climate will there be more riches to rags stories than vice versa?
Of course, what with Oblabba making those who are smart and talented take a massive paycut, plus the ghetto democrats demanding they get everything for free first.
Ever see a jet auger in? That's what's about to happen to America.
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My pension will be probably worth nothing when I retire, thing is, I will receive less than those who have contributed nothing to Britain. Justice or what! What do you think?
I know, it's a strange thing to bust your ass for years and find at the end, if you'd been a cheat, you'd have a better life.
Over here, you have people who work for say the Railroad, Post office and other places all unionized. So they put in 30 years, get Pension, SS and this can be $2K-$5K a month.
Meanwhile, someone who worked 30 years in non-union labor/job only gets...
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How many people do you know that are on some kind of goverment assistance to make it?
I have known some who needed it, some who really didn't and many who didn't laughed about getting free food/cash. I'd report them, but felt they'd actually intentionally cripple themselves to really qualify.
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What future inventions could eliminate poverty forever?
A mind chip which sends painful impulses when you're not working to your privates. This is so you'll stop "Screwing Around" and get to work :)
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Have you ever wondered why poverty has yet to become history?
Because everyone expects other people to deal with it first so they don't have to.
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Don't matter who you are.
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What is being poor to you?
Having to tolerate Democrats who think Republicans are at fault for everything.
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Why are Americans so fascinated with NASCAR, when racing like Grand Prix , Formula One and Rally are so much more challenging for the car and driver?
And more fun to watch in my opinion.
Well, could be we're not a bunch of uppity French, condecending British or Crazy Germans.
That or we have really cool pileups, flips, rollover and fatal accidents.
I personally watch for the wrecks and think "How the hell did that guy survive that?"
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Is saving hymen for honeymoon a big deal in USA? Is the ''bloody bed sheet'' famous in USA?
Not anymore since the fall of morals in this country.
Now it's "OK" to be a slut before and even after marriage.
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I have an uncle who is so "green" he wrapped Christmas presents in newspaper, are you this green?
If they were good presents, then he's just being frugal. If they weren't then he's a cheap prick :)
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I was just pleasuring myself and thinking of you. That's right: YOU. How does that make you feel?
Scared as I suspect you are a male also. :)
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We are getting two male kittens in the next two weeks, we are going to feed them dry food.Can anyone give their recommendations on what food? I researched science plan, james wellbeloved, arden grange and royal canine? Which one is best?
None and this goes for dog food (Dry)
You see, they bring in the meat (Dead or dying or diseased). They then process it. Boil, steam and then it's processed into hard bits. THEN they SPRAY on the vitamins, proteins and such.
The food is the "Bulk" of the bag, the chemicals are a minor fraction.
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At the grocery store today a man offered me a free Sunday paper, and tried to get me to subscribe to the newspaper. When I said no, he got really testy, mean and rude. Should I inform the Newspaper?
Yes you can, but I had someone like that. They got somewhat verbal calling me a cheap prick. so I tossed the paper back at him and walked away. He had to pick it all up and it was a windy day. :)
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What year was it you think the bad guys hijacked Halloween? At risk of dating myself, one use to be able to get homemade brownies, cookies and carmel apples, etc. Trick or Treating but no one would dare do that now, it has been hijacked by buttheads.
MIddle to late 60"s. I can rememebr not having any fear till about 19, but I'd quit that when I was 16.
And remember the Baby Ruth's Canday bar? or the Payday or Butter Finger ones? Every one of them like a huge dump in the toilet..I know it sounds gross, but they were so cheap back then. You can still buy them, but damn $2+ each??
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Is it ok to whack off at work ? i think my coworkers know i do it.they all look me funny every time i come out of the bathroom
I have ehard that 1 in 7 do. So if there's 14 co-workers, you got a friend!! :)
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Do you know anybody in your family lived over 90?
My Grandmother made it to 91..My Mothers Grandmother scored a 99 and bit the dust.
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Do we spend more resources on some people (childhood education, health care, etc), than they will ever be able to contribute to society? Is there anyway to rectify this?
Yes we do.
Rectify it as in how? Kill those who are mentally ill? Or are hadicapped from birth to death? if so, read up on Hitler. He had the same idea and carried it out.
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Did you hear about the Jewish Holocaust survivor? She lwas homeless and lived on the streets of New York City. When she died she left half of her $300,000 estate to Hebrew University, the school said Monday. Can you believe it?
Probably a tad mentally ill...BUt then there's people and then there's people.
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On Thanksgiving you see a homeless person. Do you give them money for a meal or take them home for dinner with you?
This year I'm not sure where I'll be. Either older sibling will invite me to her place, or I'll sit at home and eat my own turkey I cooked...
The second option sounds damn good...I can get drunk too..
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5000 people protesting against the afgan war in london,do these people not know how much profit we're making from herion?
THAT"S why they're protesting!!
THE WANT SOME FOR FREE!! Woohooo!! :)
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Possibly 20 years in jail for this? What do you think?
I think they struck down alot of this, but it's so strange. I believe the supreme court said that if it's NOT a child, only a "Cartoon type" image, then that was ok?
I may be wrong, but this is just BS as usual.
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Who wishes they were back in highschool? And Why?
Only to fulfill my fantasy of walking in with 5-7 modified .22 rifles and spraying bullets till they take me out.
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Do you think some people on AB forget (or don't care) that there are real people behind these questions when they are giving life altering "advice" or being really rude to people.?
Anybody who actually does what people suggest on here is a freaking idiot and deserves to get a shovel upside the head.
Also, how about those people who put up idiot questions when people on here are looking to answer REAL questions and not some stupid crap that poured into their pea brains recently.
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I have a evil side to me and there are times it comes out. How can i supress this side of me?
Why should supress that which makes up part of who we are.
I'm sure you've seen managers with the personality of a wounded bear or an elephant with a tooth ache. Far be it from me to quell that part.
Now we're talking verbal evil right? Cussing people out and such?
If it's deed, let me know. I need some people gotten rid of. :)
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If your motor mount is broken, what side effects will your car have?
Not much from my past experience with a Ford Maverick. The engine WILL lift higher depending on the side which is broken.
Ragrding todays engines...????
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Sometimes do you read stuff on AB and think wow what a load of BS?
Everyday and have flagged many. "Your flag was not correct as the person made it a question"??
What the hell? Asking about playing with your own shit? is not offensive? And even the spam is being allowed.
Good thing this wasn't an airline company, their crash and burn rate would be incrediable!!
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Obama declares Swine Flu a "national emergency". Real crisis or is this to divert the public's attention from his other problems?
Crisis? 1000 out of?? 300 Million??
To anyone my heart sorrows for your loss, but "National Emergency"? No, I think not. It's a better thing to wash your hands and do what CDC says will cut the chances down.
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White House labels Fox News and conservative Talk Radio the "Enemy". Do you think the Free speech is under attack?
When they pass a bill prohibiting insurance companies from writing to their policyholders due to the fear they'd "Spread Fear" then you got a spot on arguement for Free Speech issues.
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I'm not trying to be racist, but have you noticed how many "Middle Eastern" people are buying gas stations and do you think it could perhaps be some sort of conspiracy for them to gain control of America's gas supply?
NO, I don't think that's their intent.
There's one who owns 3-4 of these places. Guy bought 2 hummers and has USA people working for him but he pays low and they just keep working.
I think he might have some family, but mostly its white working there.
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Other than commercial plane pilots. What other profession pays you to nap during work hours?
Security Giard at Nuke Plants (documented) Water Treatment plant operators (One guy actually advertised this in Chicago about 5-7 years ago when he retired) Forest Fire Watch.
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Men. Do you wear colored briefs? Why?
Yep I do. Dark Brown ones. To hide the racing stripes :)
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Did you get laid off and now is seeking employment?
Yes I did and have. But not too hard. I get bucks every week. Soon they'll extend it longer. Then go to some sort of training school to kill time (And maybe learn something) then by the time I'm done, I'll have $$$$ saved and the economy will possibly have recovered.
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Poll: How do you feel about ear-cropping and tail-docking?
Well, they both sound VERY painful. I'll pass.
If I was a werewolf, I'd slaughter.
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I've only just realised that the birth pill controls that i'm taking right now has expired.. it was dated 28th November, 2008. Am I a goner?
Nah, you're not a goner.
But you might be a producer soon :)
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What sexuality do you practise?
Degenerate.
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Are back pockets for trousers really necessary? Why?
Wallet, Walletholster (It's like a wallet, but I carry my snubnose 38 there) and sometimes receipts as I keep my keys and smokes up front.
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What would you do for fun when you are bored?
Come here and make sarcastic comments, randomly DR questions. Generally piss people off...
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If you could, would you start your whole life over again?
Only if I was given the courage to pull the trigger when I was 18.
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It's 3:28p.m. right now on Friday! Most people are. . . .'ahem. . . . .W-O-R-K-I-N-G!!!!! I KNOW why I'M not!!!!!! What's YOUR excuse for being on here right now. . . . .DAMNIT?
Laid off since April 30th.
Not alot of work out there..5-7 resumes a week, no interviews yet.
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What should you not say to a naked man?
Need a hand??
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Would you like a pet rat?
Not now, had several hooded rats. Talk about calm little buggers and the cats didn't chase them.
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How would you react if your child wanted to wear a "balloon boy" costume for halloween? (see link)
You forgot the link!!
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Is there someone on AB who you find offensive or troubles you?
I was sorely disappointed not to be named here..I'll try harder everyone.
Thank you.
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CA recently added some new constraints to ammo sales. CA has the most conservative legislator in the nation and a republican governor. Why aren't people howling about republicans taking away gun rights? Brady Bill? republican effort too by the way.
You never graduated elementary did you?
The brady bill was for mentally deficient people (Your family maybe) from owning/buying handguns.
"Ammo" is not part of "Gun Banning"...Grow (If you can) a brain.
Thank you.
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Hate crimes because of sexual orientation soon to be a federal crime - billed attached to defense bill. Already a state crime in over 40 states. Any thoughts?
It's a viscious cycle.
Straights get busted for hate crime, serve fed time, get raped in prison, turn gay, get beaten by straights, they go and get raped and the cycle continues spreading the pestilence and thus decimating the male population.
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What can a person do to try to impress their friends, co-workers, boss, etc. that he/she is INTELLIGENT?
Don't get caught reading "Where's Waldo?" books.
Think much, speak little and don't gossip.
Have heavy science books with you coming to work and look like you're reading them.
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When you feel like you've had the worst day ever, and everything has gone wrong, how do you deal with that?
I consider there's always tomorrow for it to get worse.
Actually I come home, go on youtube and watch car crashes and plane crashes and for some odd reason, it makes me feel better...Go figure.
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My neighbor's dog and my cat get along splendidly so why can't folks in the Middle East get it together aren't people smarter than critters?
Those in the middle east, hate only due to their religious beliefs.
actually, the Jews would gladly help all if they would stop trying to kill their citizens and get jobs and work.
Instead they go and build bombs and brainwash their people (Pawns) to kill in the name of Allah.
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If you could get everyone in the world to send you a penny what would you do with the money?
Probably have to give the postal guy delivering 6 BILLION envelopes a few weeks off with pay while he recuperates in the mental ward.
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What would you do if a monkey slapped you at the zoo?
There'd be a monkey swinging by only one hand afterward. Or by the rope I wrapped around its neck.
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So....the wealthy(anyone making more than $20,000 a year, legally) liked Bush, and hate Obama. Why?
I take it, you haven't passed fifth grade yet hey?
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What do you think of Obama and what he is doing as president? Do you think he's getting anything done or is he just all talk and no action?
Well, he's about to find out how people who are experienced with the financial markets feel when they got told they'd not get more then $200,000 yearly pay.
I'd be looking at the competi9tors and booking. If I made the millions they did, I'd not waste time sitting around.
This of course, will screw up some of the aspects of the debacle which only some of them know how...
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Name something that once it gets wet it is ruined...
Any leather product made in Mexico.
They use animal urine to cure it and when it gets wet, the smell will make you barf.
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I'm out of here for good. Can you guess why?
Not getting laid?
Getting laid too often??
Got something from getting laid?
Found out there's more to life the AB?
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What is the fanciest homeless shelter?
Fanciest? I read the book "The Rainmaker" John Grisham) and they described a good one.
seperate rooms, 1 year stay to find work and lockable doors. Bathroom (Community) and frankly that's a good idea for one.
There's lots of warehouses going empty, about $5K-$10K would make them liviable, but the main feat is to make it an ongoing process.
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In today's modern society, would a person be able to live in a car and still lead an otherwise average life (such as hold a job, sleep, eat, go on holiday etc)?
It CAn be done. There's drawbacks of course.
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I lived in a cargo van for a few months. Showers weren't hard, Wal-mart had a "Solar Shower" bag which held 5 gallows and you used the sun for heating it.
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I used a gas stove for the winter to heat the water.
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If possible, get a PU with a canopy or camper slide-in. They make it more feasible and a small heater can be...
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Do homeless people have homes?
Some actually do. They're called "Scammers" and take money instead of really working for it.
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The Statue of Libery now has a big, huge sign on it for all the world to see. what does it say?
"Are you sure this trip was necessacry?"
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Every US Citizen need to read this! Thoughts?
My mind is blank.
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On a full moon do you find your hands getting hairier, i do.?
You do? Keep that up and you'll go blind too.
The how would you forage for human flesh? You'd be more likely to knock yourself out hitting a tree, or get hit by a vehicle with lots of yokels with guns..Ouch!
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Have you ever woke up and found a turkey in your backyard?(I Did on wed)
Turkeys, deer, stray dogs (Rare) coyotes, turtles (One of my dogs tried using it as a chew toy)
Lower south MO though.
One night had the coyotes howl no more then 100 feet away and my dogs about went nuts! Talk about a shiver up and down the spine!
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Is there any empirical evidence or scientific proof that a full moon causes people to behave strangely, or exacerbates whatever peculiarities or obsessions a person may have?
Don't know but worked a 7-11 in colorado and I'd normally get a few "Odd ones" in time to time, but during the full moons, they 'd really come out of the woodwork.
Had one guy walk aroud the store 3 times before coming in as he was afraid the CIA was chasing him or watching him.
2 bags of chips, 2 beers and a bottle of mouthwash..Every 30 days..Weird.
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Creamtion or land or sea burial?
Creamation and then stuffed into a cannon..Going out with a bang!!
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How do cemeteries make money once they are full
Well, what they do is they get the money up front. A portion is placed in a non-accesible account which pays for the land taxes to pereptuity. so they fill it and move on to another burial ground.
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Have you ever heard of the people who had the Electric Chair Death Sentence and never died or couldnt die in the Electric Chair?
There once was a condutor who had a nasty temper. Mad about one violinist, he shot the man dead. Sentence was death by electricity.
As his last meal request was 5 green apples.
So they strapped himj in and hit the juice. Nothing happened and so they let him go free.
3 years later, he did the same thing, except to a celloist. Again sentence was by electrocution.
again, his last meal...
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Where would be a bad place to get buried?
In a hastily dug shallow grave where people rarely come by after I was brutally murdered...
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Would you keep the bed your mother passed away on till the day you die? why or why not?
Well, Mom died in a hospice.
Do you know what happens when you die? You let loose of EVERYTHING in your bowels or bladder.
Now if you had rubber sheets, that's ok, but if they weren't found for sometime, the odor would take awhile to get out.
I think small momentos are better..
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If you were to have a last breath... slowly dying.... what would your last words be to your closest friend?
Your wife was great...
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What two words do you wish God says to you in the end? Mine is: "I understand."
Actually he'll say
"Well done my good and faithful servant, entre into the joy of the Lord"
OR
"Get thee gone thou slothful and wicked servant"
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Does anyone besides me NOT care that Michael Jackson is dead?
Several young males are breathing a sigh of relief he's gone.
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Why is what happened in this news story, a "bad" thing or a "big deal?" The dude was DEAD! So what? Some bodies are CREMATED, ya know!
The widow probably was too cheap to pay for the extra coffin, verbally told the director to cut them and then after a few months, had them dig it up.
The director has no claim to the adverse, she he's being made the scapegoat.
So she gets cash back..Pretty nifty trick.
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Whether by malicious intent, freak accident, or self-defense, do you think you will ever take a human life?
Hell yes.
Come at me with a weapon and it better be a gun because if not, they're going to be the one mourned for.
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If you were in a plane crash but didn't die would you change yo life
Yes, I'd no longer be afriad of flying as that kind of occurance is VERY rare.
I'd change my shorts and then thank God and then ponder why I was still alive and maybe be nicer to people instead of kicking them in ther groin.
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What's something you shouldn't say, at a funeral?
Uh oh! The eyeballs have fallen in already!! What's that stink? Who farted??
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If you lost a parent as a child (age 6-7), what did you think of it then and how did it change after 3-4 years? This is for a children's story that I'm writing.
I guess I didn't fully underatdn it. I was 4 when my Father committed suicide.
But from ages 9-14 I had the WORST nightmares about being chased by Monsters, having monsters grabbing family (Or squashing them) and generally had a hell of a childhood till I found out at 15 he'd done it on purpose.
My MOther had it the worst, she was the one who found him hanging.
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Do you have to be embalmed when you die
The Jewish religion forbids it and you can donate your body to the colleges...Or get fired up. :)
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Sorry, but you died today. By special permission you can whisper up to 10 words in the ear of one person. What will you say, and to whom?
I have 2 sisters. Each would hear "You sucked as a sister"
Yes, I sucked as a brother, but that's another story :)
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What is the motivation for someone to kiss a corpse in a casket?
To say the final farewell. What one parent did once, was have the young daughter do the same. She freaked and to this day won't attend a funeral and hates her mother for making her do that...
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My daughter, who is 23, asked me today "How do you prepare for someones death that you know is dying" I told her to spend as much quality time with them as you can and they will always be alive in the memories they created. Was this good advice?
Dang right it was. If they leave her anything, that's also a reminder to her to be loving to all at their passing.
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Why do so many families fight when parents die?
Because they know that "Mommies Dearest" of "Daddy's little girl will make off like a bandit. :)
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How did you deal/cope with your Mom's death?(Or the person that raised you)
Cried for a bit, then went on with life. I remember her good days and the bad, but still think of her fondly.
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Eventually, we must all leave this earth. How would you wish to depart? These are your only choices: Smoking related cancer...heart attack? Dementia, such as Alzheimer's disease?
Heart attack while driving a big truck and going off a major bridge and only living long enough to see the bottom, but not to make it to impact.
Hopefully, they'd have camers filimng so people can say "Oh wow Dude, that's awesome!"
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I just recent found out that my best friend of 20 years passed away leaving behind 5 young kids and my heart goes out to them but how do i offer to takem them in to my heart and home without upseting her fucked up husband who doesnt deserve those kids?
Call CSD anonymously every month and report the terrible things and screams you have heard coming from the house.
The visits might make him straighten up...
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While looking at a co-workers picture, have you ever asked "is this your dad"? when in fact it was actually their mother. Were you able to excape the office unharmed?
Never had that occur, but heard one guy at an office put a mustache on a VPs mothers picture (Grease pen on glass no damage) and that guy went to damn near everyone in the plant trying to find out who did it.
Later, same guy was said to have then pasted a dogs head on the pic. VP about had a heart attck and raged for a month...
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How do i tell my sister how our father died?
If it's kinky, she'll be shocked, but it all depends on her ability to accept it.
Imagine the families reaction to find their son (True story) had died of Peritinitus from having anal sex with a stallion and it pumped once too hard.
Now THAT'S embaressing!
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How many of you have your will written and worry that you have the money aside for your funeral are you worried if you do not have any of this done or do you think in the way that oh well someone will sort it out .
Well, I have neither as I'm unemployed. But don't cry for me, I'm doing ok. I have little furniture and the county can pay for cremation. abouit the only chairty I'll ever get from this state.
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Is it true that all graves in a cemetery face East? If so, why?
I'm disappointed about the removal of anyones answer, no matter the controversal tone and language.
Maybe some people have that bit of Nazi in them it still seems...
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My friend and roommate died about six months ago. I still have days where I feel like I'm not going to make it because I miss him so much. Is this normal?
Yes..Sorry to hear that. it's been 3 years since my Mother died. I still get a bit "Down" but I remember the few good times I had. It's the best way to remember them.
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You take your pet in for cremation. What is the likelihood you will actually get his/her real ashes back? Do they cremate a whole pile at once?
We never did. We always buried them at our old homestead...Which later got sold. My sister asked how I felt their graves being disturbed.
I replied as I buried them 4' deep, not likely they'd disturb them, but if they did, they'd get a surprise.
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Your sister tells you dad left everything to you. But the lawyer says everything is left to the National Rifle Association. What do you do?
I'd get a lawyer and have them BREAK THAT WILL and it's alot easier today, then it was say 60 years ago.
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What song would you NOT want played at your funeral?
"Thank you very much" song from "Scrooge"
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Is it true that right before a person freeze's to death, they have a feeling of warmth? And if so,Why?
I believe it's due to how your nerve ends react. They shut down at a certian point (Like 3rd degree burns) and so you cannot "Feel" the cold anymmore and thus, you feel warm instead but that is the illusion.
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What would you do if you woke up one morning, and there was a tag stuck on your toe?
Say "Well, someone is gonna get a BIG damn surprise!"
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My little sister died this morning unexpecticly, Would you all say a prayer for her? I know this not the place to post this kind of a think, but have to stay strong for my mother. Sorry about this post if I offended anyone with it.
Kind of strange anyone would post such a thing the day of passing. I'd think they'd be doing something a bit more important then going on Ab and telling everyone. (IMNSHO)
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You are dying in your dead bed, what will you tell your spouse ? Not to date anyone else, say nothing or tell him/her to re-marry ? How long do you wait to get on with your life?
"I sold everything last week and bet it on the dogtrack and lost. So, you have nothing left to take from me"
"Mruuummph!!"
Code Blue!! Code Blue!!!
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Do you celebrate the death anniversary of a loved one with a mass or church event?
No, I just see the date I marked and pray for their souls (Mom only) (Dad was a sucide and Grandmother hated my Mother)
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Do you think the government should put a "child limit" on people that recieve welfare?
Well, I'm for "Forced Removal" of the child. Maybe with good upbringing, they'll make a worthwhile contribution to society and not be a scumbucket like their parents.
"Monkey see, Monkey do"
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Why is everything about profit now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q
I liked the film :)
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Is being homeless a crime anywhere in the world?
Not that I am aware...
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How would you feel if you gave homeless guy money and he used it to rob somebody or a bank/store?
He must have a talent for disguising a water pistol to make it look that real!
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What would you do if you went out to your car and found a homeless man sleeping in your front seat?
Open the door, tell him he either gets out on his own, or I'll help after I pepper spray him.
My car is always locked, if they damaged it, I may damage them!
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How do you thank someone for trying to help you;by giving the best answer they can?
Say thank you..I am surprised someone DR'ed you for this..I'll try and correct as much as I am able..+4 best I can do
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What would you do with zero money, no car, no house, no family?
Stand on the corners with a sign that read:
"I am sorry, I apologize for voting for Obama, please forgive me, any spare change would help"
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How do the countries with the less-friendly governments deal with the homeless?
Well, In India a young snack vendor was selling snacks and didn't have the money to bribe the guard/conductor. so he got thrown from the train.
Lost a leg and they arrested the guard.
But I doubt the kid got much help. So that's kind of an indication of how they treat the homeless too..Yuk!!
I have ehard Greece will "Force" you (Like Germany does) into a job, even...
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Advice? 32 years old. Last yr had good job and going to school full time. Since ive had divorce,lost car,lost job and soon house is gone and no where to go. My feet and legs have swollen like balloons. Dont know where to turn. Just wondering where to turn
Stranger you get no support, but anyway here we go.
Social service agencies help females far more then they'd ever do for males.
The swelling could be "Edema" my mother had it. She always said her legs hurt sometimes alot.
Section 8 will help with part of rent, food stamps help also and you can work a low wage or part-time job.
32 is kind of young for this, so keep...
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If you were homeless, could you live on eight hundred dollars a month?
Here's the honest truth from me. I'm unemployed (Since May 30th) I get #334 a week (Busted ass for 2 years prior to layoff so higher UI)
$450 Rent.
$50 for utilties
$150 for food monthly..with veggies and junk food :)
$50 for internet.
$50 for books from local charity.
The rest is for a car. Have no employers near who would hire a "No car" applicant. I pray...
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Have you ever seen a homeless person and wondered how they got there?
Yes, maybe one day I might even stop and talk to them over a meal..It's always been a curiosity to me what with some as there (2-3 years ago) were jobs in abundance and even shelters were not full like they are now.
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There was a news report on a women in Kentucky who lost her moble home while it was it was being moved and the movers broke down. Then the sheriff tried to get it off the road and it turned over. Can any one tell me her name and maybe an address?
Boy that Sheriff will be inf or a nice warm greetiing in HELL.
A the police wonder why they get so little respect..Wow...that's just criminal on his part for not having any real concern for his fellow man/woman.
But he was honest on his re-election. "More Dick in 2006"
Yeah, they sure got a "Dick" for sheriff!
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Have you ever seen an homeless person on the side of the street and just pulled over and gave him/her some money, food, ect...?
Not me, but I knew a guy who'd do that.
One day he whipped over to give a guy $20, problem was, he hit the other bum nearby..Ouch...
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What if all of us gave ten dollars, a meal, a hug or a gift to a homeless person in the next four weeks? Do you realize that around half a MILLION homeless people would be blessed, in one month?
They'd take it and buy booze or drugs. Then what do you do, when you find out they got stoned or drunk and walked into traffic and got killed..Or worse crippled for life and now the taxpayer has to support them for the rest of their life?
Frankly, I'd rather have eveyone contribute $10 to a shelter/food bank or local charity helping the homeless. They could then take in those who...
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How can you tell the difference from a homeless person who really needs help because they have a starving baby at home or a family to care of from one who just wants drugs and alcohol?
Usually, the people/family/person who has the kid, will be contacting agencies for help. They won't waste time begging as it's a hit and miss thing.
The druggies don't care, they just want booze...if it takes a day for collecting money so be it.
Hey, saw a fight between two beggars for a place known for beggars. Man they went at it for 5 min and they both got hauled off.
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If you lost your job or current source of income do you think you could survive and for how long? What would you do for food?
Well, I'd probably swallow my dislike and look for a desperate female whose lonely.
No, not for awlways, unless we got along really good.
I'd look for work (LIke I do anyway) but maybe it might be a good thing..But Lord, not a majorly obease one. Thank you :)
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Say you became homeless what is something you could do to produce value without waiting for someone to offer you a job?
Get a snow shovel and start going door to door offering shoveling their snow for $$$$ (This will only work in winter though)
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Are you going to dress up for Halloween?
Yes, I'm going naked on roller skates....I'm a PULL TOY!!
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Could US could be on path to a 'banana republic' situation? See LINK:
Years ago, I can remember when the police WERE helpful and kind and respected.
Now, they're starting to act like stormtroopers from the Nazi area. So, someone gets a bit mouthy to them, thew next thing you know, they're getting a nightstick across the ehad and body.
Like some refugees have said coming from their country that our police are even worse as they'll kick the...
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Is Fox Part of a Larger White House Enemies List? Or is this more Fox News Yellow Journalism, inventing a story then covering it till the story becomes a story ? See LINK:
Didn't see a link, but Oblabba has made it clear he'll never go on Fox commentary group. I cans ee why a G. steph braced him about the health care tax and he kept saying "Oh it's not a tax, you just can't make words like that up"
Fact check and even the IRS says "It's a tax!"
Oblabba is a liar of the normal kind for politicains.
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If you were passed up for a promotion that you felt was rightfully due to you, would you confront your boss or wait to see if they approached you?
Well, I worked at a company where I applied for a transfer to a warehouse position and never even got a sit down interview.
So, back at my job, the forklift drivers would bring stuff they dropped and I'd make sure it was damaged and thus, they'd get written up for it.
Didn't think I was good enough? OK, two can play at that game.
BTW I had such an anal retentive boss, I...
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I just happened upon a website that encourages you to hit animals with your car and take photographs so others users can rate your roadkill. Is it time to shut down the internet?
Hmmm..I have seen:
1. Bestiality boards showing the complete act.
2. Necrophiliac boards. (That's a bit outside my realm)
3. I'v heard about kiddie porn sites (Never would visit that!)
So, to shut it down, would increase production at many companies, but also hurt them as it's now a useful tool for communication.
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Why did the Virgin Mary choose to suddenly appear before those three children many many decades ago?
Well, it is said that lucifer can appear as a shining angel, who better then TVM?
BUt you'd have to wait and ask God for an honest and true answer I believe.
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Why Are Guys All Jerks ?
Maybe Not All Of Them; But About 99% Of Them Sure Are.. Is It Always In Their Nature To Do Whatever It Takes To Get The Girl, But Kinda Forget About Her Once They Have Her..
Sounds like someone scored and then left the playing field.
Well, that happens.
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Have you ever taken in a stray animal?
Yep adopted them too. Blew $300 on medical care for them both in their first months with me.
after that, basic care..10 years later had to let them go on to another dimension..
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Atheist what do you say to a dying loved one?Besides i love you.
"Sign this to help others"
Scribble...scribble "Hey this is a new will!!"
"Mrrumphh!!!" Mrrumphh!!!" Mrrumphh!!!"
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
"Code Blue!! Code Blue!!"
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Wait... What did you call me?!
An Obama clone! You LIBERAL!!!
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "E"?
Ecccch!!
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Since I declared myself an atheist should I demand a refund of all my tithes to the church because all the preaching and stuff never did me any good?
I'd suggest suing them. Makes them look silly and you too, but still it's worth a laugh :) +4 btw good question :)
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Do you think that Single-Race schools would be beneficial to the learning environment?
Well, it really depends on the student who WANTS to learn. Those are the ones who should be seperated and placed in a good school. Those who don't care, we should start training them to be body donors at the medical colleges
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True or false: Presidents age twice as much while in office than the average person?
I have heard that. But that's the price of fame and fortune.
Im happy to be a nobody. No real stress, no major worries and frankly, nobody screaming at me to get 5,000 things done yesterday...Not to mention helping those lazy shits get more welfare.
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I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL TODAY. WHAT IS IT?. Hello, My name is Julie,I got your e-mail address from an email surfing marketing company with US chamber of Commerce, and My Late Grandma was a puppy breeder.....SEE ANSWER FOR REST OF STORY
Well, it DOES sound strange. I'd string them along to see if they wanted any cash. If so, then play with them a bit, maybe make them take a long trip for nothing. :)
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MY FEMALE BETTA FISH DIED AFTER LYING THE EGGS AND WHEN THE MALE BETTA FISH STARTED TO EAT THE EGGS I TOOK IT OUT AND NOW I HAVE THE EGGS BY ITSELF. IS THAT OKAY? HOW CAN I TAKE CARE OF THESE EGGS?
SIT ON THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is the point of being raciest?
Maybe they like having all their hair shaved off??
Funny thing, some are gay, but they'd never admit it. :)
It could be that they have had incidents occur which left them angry about how "They" got treated like criminals, when the criminals were treated like an abused minority.
Unlike the 1910-1960's their power base is too fractured to rise higher then they are.
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If health insurance is working, why is the infant mortality rate in the U.S.A. higher than 28 other countries, including Cuba?
Crack babies, aids babies, meth babies..Need I say more??
Plus, we're more populas then many countries..I don't know if they did that study as a "Per capita: amount though.
I agree we spend way too much for BS healthcare, but the liberals have control now, so watch out, you're wallet is going to get thinner..
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Can you recall a time when people and the government both seemed to be able to do more with less?
People always can do more with less.
They HAVE to as the damn government has already spent it!!
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Have you ever shopped at a Goodwill or any other thrift store?
I have a list.
Paws and Claws (Helps the Animal Shelter)
SA store ( a bit of distance, but loaded with good clothes)
A "Charity store" (Not sure of the charity, but the stuff is piled quite haphazzardly.
If I haven't found what I look for, THEN I risk GW.
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Who would like to donate to the "I need a new phone, laptop, car, and glasses" fund? Any takers? What do you wish people would donate to you? Wish list?
a car..don't have to look good, can be missing a window or two (Not the windshield) and at least last for 6 months...
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What's a good way to fake through a long hard merit badge in Boy Scouts?
Cozy up to the Scout Master? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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Should every person have to serve for a year with a non-profit organisation?
If someone had told me years ago I was required to do so, those on the "Receiving End" would probably be under arrest for trying to or successully killing me.
"a man changed against his will, is of the same opinion still"
By choice we are led to help our fellow man, not by force, for if that way is used, the service rendered is less then what is needed.
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My niece who is 17 was ordered by the court to do 40 hours of community service, time is a issue at this point she needs it done by 11/25/08 any Ideas on where she can do it at? we live in san bernardino county california?
Frankly, I'df tell her "Find it yourself" as this would teach her NOT to procrastinate.
But, since she's your neice check with animal shelters and food banks and other places listed in Phone books or online.
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How often do you do things for those less fortunate than you? Or do you walk on by them?
I walk by them everyday.
Many are liars, drug abusers, alcoholics and just bums with no plans to live the life they were given to help others, so I donate to local charities and not individuals on the street.
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I believe that we all have to pitch in to make the world a better place. My question to you is, what will you do TODAY to make the world a better place? I have nothing big, but I'm taking a box of goodies to Goodwill today.
I'd only donate to Goodwill if the stuff was broken.
There's some places that run real charity stores (Near me there's a Paws and Claws which helps the local shelter pay for the vet) and they get good stuff and have decent prices. a working scanner for $11 ? Not bad
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Would someone please send cigarettes to FireBase Vegas in the Korengal Valley. We just had all of the ones we had that weren't from America confinscated.(someone got a bad batch that were poisoned)
Um..Just where are you?
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Have you ever helped out someone financially without telling them? For example, calling up an electrical company and paying a friends bill that you know is past due.
I remember when with one church, a "Non-Member" was critically injured in a highway accident (The vehicle he struck, was coming out a a church!!) our church rallied aorund the family and even though they weren't religious, we helped them to where he can earn a living, but not as good as he once could.
He suffered some brain trauma, can't work like he did, but he still...
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Anyone have any good ideas for a service project? (Something that 150+ youth can participate in, ages 14-18, about 2-3 hours long)
Sure!! Ask the dept of parks which park needs clean up and let them know it's for the kids to learn about being volunteers and such.
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Why would groups who use therapy pets (volunteer owners and their pets who visit hospitals, schools and old age homes) charge the volunteers fees instead of the facilities that are being visited?
I'd flip them a middle finger salute and report this to the news media. That might shut them down as they deserve it...Charging to be a volunteer?? BITE ME!!
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When was the last time you helped a stranger?
Yesterday. He was looking for the street behind where I live..Not posted very well..Gotta live here to know these things :)
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What would you do to make others happier?
Nothing. First, make ME happy and then I pass it around. Failing that, I may walk by a guy on a ledge and be like the others yelling "JUMP!! JUMP!! I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH!! JUMP!!"
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Whay are ppl crewl they are questions that ppl ask me to ask dont take it out on me why do u crtisize me for asking questiong?
Tell them to post the quesitons themselves twit..Hey, go play in the road..Now, will you be doing that?
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We came home to find salt on our bed. is that a evil symbolism of some sort?
Maybe someone had eggs benedict on your bed :)
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What would be the worst thing to say at the birth of your child?
Dang! Do they all look that ugly?
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Question will not fit in box. But your answer could change my life. Please help!
First of all, you have to realize that serving God has its inheirent risks. Many have gone to serve and have been killed, maimed and abused.
But they did it for GOD, not for the people. They bring hope to the hopeless, and in doing such, have angered those who don't believe and have sacrificed their lives for their belief.
Many Nuns have been so abused, even "Visiting"...
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If person A study world geography for 10 years and person B travels aound the world for 10 years, who benefits most?
I'd vote A.
1. They kinow where everything is.
2. They didn't get shot visiting a forigen country who didn't like people from their country.
3. They didn't get eaten by some weird cannibal tribe..(Pass the big toes, thanks!)
4 They didn't get hassled for being from a particular country.
The drawback.
1 Didn't get to met interesting people.
2....
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Nature decreed that normal males and normal females have sex for the procreation of their species. This being a fact of life, what appropriate term should be applied to homosexuals or lesbians who do not conform to this natural normality?
I never receieved such a notice or information from Nature about this.
Anyway, that homosexuals and lesbians are already "Tagged" with the "sexuality" they prefer (Or lifestyle) is nothing to get all steamed about.
"That the females shall turn from what is natural for their bodies and the men shall burn with desire for another male"
The above is a...
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How can anybody actually believe that the Bush family and the British royal family are actually lizard people with hypnotic powers? What could possibly convince you to believe something so outrageous? I don't get it.
No more strange then people believing that 9/11 was actually encouraged by the Bush administration.
We clearly know the Democrats had a hand in it too :)
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Can I live in the wilderness? I mean I am autistic so i can i legally just like any other person live there?
Well, I'd suggest you take 5 years of study.
General repairs to housing.
Minor surgical operations.
Have enough food for a nasty winter.
Have alot of books to read.
Try and secure a radio for emergencies.
Train to be a artist/painter..Those backwood pics sell somewhat, just don't paint what you did to the furry critter you fell in love with over that nasty winter :)
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Living the life of a con-artist and making a living off of it . Would you be content of this lifestyle or would you want to live the legitimate way in life?
No, I could never be a democrat shafting the hard working people like they do and lieing about how hard they work on making laws to benefit the lazy scum.
I'd rather just be a nice guyu. :)
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Why are boys suck jerks?
Now are you talking about Gays??
I'd guess some are suck jerks, some might be suck & jerks.
And some might be jerk & sucks..You just never know :)
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How moral of a person are you?
Not very, but at least I refuse to follow the Democratic models of slaughtering unborn babies, just because the welfare whore decided to romp around like a slut and let whatever mount her and pump.
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What is it that makes preferring the buzz from beer (or other alcohol) morally superior to preferring the buzz of marijuana or crack?
Because the likely hood of having some steel bracelets snapped on my wrists is a bummer.
Plus, the UI tests don't give a crap about booze, so you lose the job for being a pot head.
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In your home do you have a room that is painted red?
It's not complete and it's really only red due to the sacrifices made in there..Blood does splatter quite a bit ya know?
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Are you currently in a romantic relationship?
Well, let's say I am very fond of "The other Half" they don't complain when I come home late, they are always ready let me relax and unwind. No accusations of infidelty. I sleep with them every night and love them dearly.
Should I mention I'm talking about my bed and covers?? :)
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Why does all men like sexy body?
Because we're tired of rolling them around in flour to find the wet spot.
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My folks want me to be with a guy who's wealthy but I want to marry for love. Am I wrong? I feel that being with a guy b/c of money isn't a good reason for a relationship. They won't accept ANY guy unless they approve of his wealth/status. AM I wrong?
City girls just seem to find out early How to open doors with just a smile A rich old manAnd she won't have to worry She'll dress up all in lace and go in style.
Late at night a big old house gets lonely I guess ev'ry form of refuge has its price And it breaks her heart to think her love is Only given to a man with hands as cold as ice"
Eagles "Lying Eyes"
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I'm stuck at a table with lower-leveled students, while everybody is happy with their friends. What should I do to keep myself happy?
Point out their flaws?
Ask why their parents let them out today?
Accuse them of having parents who were brother and sister?
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Linglin112 is clearly spamming AB... Is there anything that can be done other than flagging... I really don't want to se AB turned into a spam site?
Keep flagging and email the staff with this comkplaint. Maybe they'll do something, but the spammer can always make a new handle. I suggest just keep flagging the entries..
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Name something you cannot find at a Wal-Mart?
Semi-hard or hard core porn..Not that I'D be looking for it..But ya know?? :)
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The richest 1% of Americans are now enjoying 2/3 of all U.S. income gains. Why do you think this is?
They got better tax lawyers then most do.
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Can I live with you?
$500 a month 1st, last and damage equal to 3 months rent. 1/3 utilties.
No parties..No animals!! NO kidding!!
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Would you let me stay at your house?
No, but you can sleep in the shed with the goats..No funny business in there!!
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What would you least like to hear an airline captain say on board a flight?
"Hey look! A flock of sea---Oh SHIT!!"
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My fiance has a recurring dream about being at his own funeral. He tries to tell his family he's not dead, but they don't hear him. Any suggestions on what this could mean?
Time to increase the life insurance by a large margin?
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If you are a guy and have interest in a finding out your friend's penis are you gay?
You're from California aren't you? :)
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Are republicans extremists?
NO more then any other political party.
You got MIR types Con types and Lib types Same with the Democrats.
I think alot of the bluster is simply in retalitation for what occured in the past 8 years and so they're being a bit upset and forcing things on the USA they couldn't get going before until now.
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Why do some dads dissappear from thier childrens lives,(when relationship with thier partner ends) send the odd birthday card /or, the odd day trip,/when it suits them /twice last year avoid paying the csa.,and thinks thats all it takes to be a good dad
Might ask that about the mothers too. Yes, not as often, but then again...
Anyway, it can also depend on how the divorce started, was the reasons true? Maybe one of them wanted out to go screw around instead.
Maybe they just realized they weren't compatiable (I'd go against divorce at that junction)
Maybe the amount of CSA was so great that if the other half had paid it,...
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How do you feel about the public option of the healthcare bill? Pls for the love of AB no trolling.
Just I support it or I don't with an explaination why
OK I'll not troll..Though I am good at it.
I think we're really going to have to wait and see. Yes, it is in the bill, but there's still debates and changes coming to that bill and so, it's about 2-3 YEARS before we'll even begin to feel any impact from it.
If it offers the same benefits as a basic care plan, then I'm not against it, but again, this remains...
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Is it required that every liquor store have some begging dude outside the store like we don't know what's he "needs" change for?
I haven't seen that here (PNW) but it seems there's a major franchise war going on for the off and on ramp sections to freeways.
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Did you cry when Obama won I did?
No, I KNEW he would win. He is a polished speaker, he touches nerves of hope and crap.
I am saddened by what now has been done to the US, sure, Bush WAS a jerk, but at least he DIDN'T sit of his ass going "What now?" He got our forces into areas and started getting rid of those who were eagerly preparing for another strike.
Even today, those are still occuring as we've...
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Do Chinese take outs serve cat meat as chicken, or is this an urban myth?
I have my doubts at time...
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Can a man marry his half sisters daughter.
Damn, another "Southerner" on Ab..
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What do seventh grade boyfriends want to do with their girlfriends but are too embarrassed to say or ask for it? I will do ANYTHING-besides sex or something that doesn't include clothes- with my boyfriend, but he doesn't seem to get that. anythhing!
A bit early starting a career as a slut aren't you?
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Where can you buy luminol?
Making sure there's no stains left hey? Good thinking :)
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What shouldn't you do while eating at a restaurant?
Throw up..UNless it's projectile, then it's a guessing game how many other customers get hit, or succumb to the effects and join in ralphing. :)
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Do you know what are you doing for Halloween this year?
Dress up as a JW, then go around screaming at the little kids for being devil worshipers and evil personified and also berate the parents for sacrificing their childrens souls to Satan for candy.
Or, maybe just stay home. :)
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Do you believe that the world is going to end in 2012? :p
Let's see. I think this question is the 200th time IT'S BEEN ASKED!!
Please engage your brain and ask something with a bit of thought..OK?
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Why are ice cream truck drivers so creepy?
Because clowns need a week or so off. :)
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Would you mind if iraqi muslim middle aged man ( like me ) marry 3 christian american women in addition to his iraqi wife
Not at all, but your MUllah might be a bit upset..Marrying out of your faith?? Naughty, naughty.
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Can you name a place that's pretty much a "ghost town" anymore?
Detroit MI :)
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What is a good way to get more points on answerbag? I want to get my level up.
1 Ask good, thoughtful questions.
2 Make them short and direct.
3. Lay off the zany crap and DON'T COPY anothers question.
4. Post it ONLY once in ONE area. Don't go around posting the same question (Or modifi9ed) in other areas.
5. Religious ones don't get alot of traffic, stay mainstream, ask about recent topics and racially charged stuff.
6. Try "Does your...
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Im dating my moms half brother is that illegal ? would we be able to get married ? we didnt grow up as family.
Hmmm..Another "Southerner" :)
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Can a man marry his half sisters daughter. they didnt grow up as family.
Let me guess. You're from the South aren't you?
:)
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Who loves this website as much as i DO????
it comes with many things, one being life experiences..... what else? what does it do for you?
I'd really like it more if idiots like you didn't post the SAME DAMN QUESTION ON ANOTHER AREA.
Why did you do it and don't claim "My mistake" this was INTENTIONAL!
It's people like you that make me wonder why I do come here when I see such stupidity.
Oh, have a nice day.
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Christian: Is it a demerit to one's profession of Christianity to admit that he/she dislikes someone? Why or why not?
I don't think we're going to get to heaven and have a "Merit" system there or here.
But I'd be surprised if anyone doesn't "Dislike" another for some reason. However, we are commanded to love oner another, but on the other hand, we are human and with faults.
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Christian: Would you ever attend a church where the senior elder/pastor was had been a registered sex offender in the past? What if the elder is not that anymore? Would you attend, why or why not?
Well, I don't make a habit of checking the background of Pastors in churches I have a thought of attending. I'd assume I'd hear it from memebrs though.
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But it is not for me to judge a person not worthy of the position. It's similar to have a murderer being a priest. Which Saul of Tarsus was before he converted.
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I'm sure he's repented of his sins/actions...
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Have you ever felt like your own family hates you? If so, why?
No, but like the poster above, it's "apathy" as the younger doesn't even WANT to contact and the older rarely contacts and even then it's just for her selfish reasons.
I'll be moving on and probably won't bother to notify them. When parent died, the linchpin of family was lost..No great loss.
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Is God punishing the US? Is He doing it to get us back on track
Punishing us? Not in an intentional way.
A few years ago, I heard a preacher make the startling announcement that "God, has abandoned America"
This is and is not "punishment" it is though, that he now no longer is our nations defense force as we have had before. Here's the link, look for "abandonment"
http://www.gty.org/Resources/Sermons/80-184
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How do Christians justify hunting (killing) animals when they, like them, are creatures of god? And isn't giving life or taking it god's job? How's it all justified?
Ever see an animal dead from starving? Imagine if everyone laid down their weapons and said "We won't hunt anymore"
Many controlled animals woulod be bouncing into your front yard munching out, breeding and yes, DYING.
Go and calculate what 30 years of non-hunting deer and let us know what you find..The results (I saw it done) would stagger you.
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Is it possible to marry in my mothers nursing home so she can be a witness and still marry again in the church?
Yes and that's quite decent of you and very considerate.
Now not speaking for any religion per se, but the "Church" is a "House of Prayer" not a wedding service building.
I don't offhand recall any rule of being married in a "Church" as required in the bible. However, some religions do seem to demand you do so. Pretty narrow view in my opinion.
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What is the biggest hurdle on the path towards the Truth? How can we overcome that?
The biggest hurdle? The distractions of the world, lustful pleasures and such.
Overcome it by prayer, meditation and study upon God's word.
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What if every one on this earth convert to islam?
The females would be PISSED. Sorry, flaunt what you got and we'll kill you..Oh, BTW you're no longer a "Human" you're now "Property" and don't do anything that pisses off hubby as then he's permitted to beat you..and don't forget, he's got a couple more living with you also. so be mindful and RESPECTFUL...
I think a mass increase in...
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Which sin cuts at the very root of spirituality?
I'd have to say (IMHO) it is "Covetness"
Wanting more then you have, wanting to keep others from getting what they desire. Greed and such which makes it unlikely they'll give so as to help spread the word in ways unknown.
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What could be done to stop religious fundamentalism (all over the world)?
Stop being judgemental about something you have no clue as to.
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When ur at school and u wanna talk to ur boyfriend on myspace and they don't let u on it because they block it what can i do?
You're there to learn you ignorant idiot. Not to be texting with friends.
I take it that you can't wait for the school to be over so you can go flip burgers for the next 15 years hey?
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What kind of funeral do you want??? I don't want a funeral when I die. Instead of mourning around a coffin I want people to remember me by going out and doing something that celebrates life in rememberance of me.
Creamted, then shot out of a cannon. Going out with a bang!!
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What is the most valued item you have ever lost?
In order:
1, Parent (The other died long ago)
2. My dogs. Best friends I'll ever have.
Everything else is worthless.
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True Story...There is a women that was born with half a brain who leads a normal life. What do you have "half of" that you lead a normal life with? (Or Not?) lol
Well, the story title is misleading.
she's 37 (Normal would have been out at 22-25) and she still needs help in some areas.
However, it shows the brain CAN "Override" certain flaws if early enough and thus you can "Get by" as she will do so. But I don't expect her to ever have a "Normal" life.
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So if you want to join lockerz.com the website where you win cool prizes by saving up points your gonna need to be invited so if you want to join send me your email to my email mauriceguns_and_roses@yahoo.com
Reported as spam 5 points for me !!
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How offten do you think about your childhood?
Only when I feel like being sadistic to myself.
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Capital punishment is justified, for our country is full of criminals who commit barbarous acts of murder and kidnapping; and it is perfectly legitimate to punish such inhuman people by putting them to death
what fallacy is this>
In Death Penalty cases, it's cheaper to house them for 30 years then execute. The costs of execution usually run 1 million each time.
In this way, you also avoid the chance of executing a innocent human...
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Do you know anyone who is so invested in "being right" he/she can never admit being wrong?
Damn, you must have met my sisters and my last 2 GF's :P
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Who is someone you would never want to have your phone number?
I am sort of torn on this...Either God or Satan.
Satan would call telling me he's got my place ready..Not good.
God would call telling me "I'm watching you" and thus I'd be probably as nervous as I'd be if Satan called...
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Did Jesus try to change the violent and greedy nature of the human race?
I think he was more of a "Counselor" in that he tried to tell them that power, beauty and money are fleeting and we shouldn't look to that to save us.
However, such being our foolishly corrupt nature, he was killed for being who he was...
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Why do people buy gold in times of crisis as if at the end of civilization they will be able to trade shiny metal for food?
Try reading the bible. To paraphrase: "A bar of gold equal to the size of a loaf of bread will be the price"
At the end, food will be in such short supply, people will probably kill for a crust of stale bread.
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How often do you use the gay 'f'-word?
ONly when I see Barny Fag on tv...
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What's one thing that can kill you?
Loud rap music...Because when I tell them to turn that effing jungle jump music down, they'll haul out the uzis :)
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Are you easy to train?
Make sure to have plenty of treats on hand and maybe some squeaky toys..
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A new study says more than 80 percent of economists believe the recession is over and an expansion has begun. Do you believe this is true?
It "Could" be happening.
However, many banks are STILL not loaning money and this is hurting the small businesses who employ many of the people in the world.
Unless the banks start loosining the rules, the "Recovery" is going to be a "Stillborn" product as they can't borrow to build, employ or thrive.
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What's one thing your neighbor has, that you don't?
Charred wreckage (House burned last Friday)
All escaped, but the house was totaled...
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The warmest year we've had to date was back in 1998. So here up north with winter forming,
people ask: “Where's Global Warming”?
Your comments?
Well, a study on some digging in alaska founf that it was a tropical land at one time. So I'd say it is natural for the earth to be heating and losing ice shelfs and such.
Not that I give a hoot either way...
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How absurd is this? (See link)http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13530098
Frankly, I'm more stunned the parents didn't have health insurance till after the baby..Who paid the bills then?? And why did they wait??
Yes, it does suck, the insurers are being silly, but they made the rules too..Sucks..
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When do you never back down?
When the path behind me has fallen into the abyss..
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Are you interested in making more money? Click here to read more!
Damn, a klutzy spammer :)
Forgot to include the website addy :)
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When "self checkout" first became an option at grocery stores, did you refuse to use it on principle of not enabling dehumanizing and job-obliterating automation, corporate profiteering, and erosion of human contact? Do you still?
I use them mainly because I can see if someone left cash behind and thus I reduce my food bill.
Oh and it's actually easier to slip in something for free..Sometimes those machines are BUSY and they don't check them all. (Fingers Crossed)
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If you just became a billionaire, what is the first thing you would do? (your answer doesn't have to include spending money.)
Take a shower as I just shit myself in the first place.
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Have you ever had to live in your car?
Well, it was a E250 cargo vad (Ford) and I had 2 dogs also and it was for a little over three months. Bed and had to shower outside, but it was summer..Did ok, got shelter later..
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Have you ever left a pet behind when you moved?
My neighbors just moved out and left both of their cats. I don't know how they sleep at night.
I'd never do that.
I adopted 2 dogs years ago who'd been abused and abandoned. A nice older couple had fed them and advertised so they could find a home.
They asked me a question when I got them "Can you afford to feed and shelter them?"
I pulled out a wad (About $500) and let them see it. The lady smiled and said "You're the new owner"
I had them...
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How many people die homeless and hungry in the US daily?
Don't know..If they're dead, best to keep helping those alive.
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Okay,the highest age of consent is in Tunisia,20 and the lowest age of consent is in Yemen,9.My question is;what the f*** is Yemen thinking setting the age of consent at 9?!Recently,a 52 year old man had sex with a 9 year old girl in there and LEGAL!
With Parental permission, the age of 10 is premitted (I believe( in Missouri. :)
But then, why should we care about another countries policies regarding conduct and actions and attitudes?
We cannot just go to them and demand that they "Act like we do" as this is Imperilism and not an accepted thing anymore.
We can "Discuss" with them their "ways, but in the...
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Do Europeans really hate Americans?
Not that I am personally aware.
sure there probably are people who dislike us, but who cares what they think anyway? The few, the sniveling, the liberals..Sheesh!
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Where can i find a good site to play free slots
Try www.Latestcasinobonuses.com
There you will find a MASSIVE amount of casinos which offer free games (Slots, craps, VP and other games to play for free or for real.
The "No deposit" casino area has casinos you can actually get free money to play with, but read the rules as there are terms you must follow and such.
Plus, it's a great place to also learn about...
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What is the quickest wat to get from Ottumwa,Ia to Davenport? Hwy34 to Hwy218 to I80? Or Hwy 34 to Hwy 61? Keep in mind the speed limit is different on both routes.
If you already know so much, why not get a damn map and look?
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Is it unfair for me to make my kids go hungry for the rest of the night when they waste nearly all their supper (food they do like), they usually start crying about how hungry they are right around bed time but i wont let them snack cos they wasted
Here and I thought the person posting would be reamed by some idiots!! Nice to see many parents stand firm and have nifty ways of encouraging their children to eat right and healthy.
You parents rock!
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If i see another 2012 question i am going to scream .. sigh sorry anyone else ? ( shudder even putting this in a question but dang ! )
I think it's designed so it heightens the movie.
Frankly the funny thing is that my nephew believes (BAC) that the world will end in 2013 (or at least the preacher he watches does) he won't listen to anyone who says different.
I hope he doesn't freak out when it doesn't occur...
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Do you believe Fox News isn't really a news network?
No more then any other one. If you are a liberal, Fox is bad..Nasty, mean. But if it's CBS, NBC or any station kissing oblabba ass, then it's really good information..
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Please follow the following link:
http://maritimesapphire.blogspot.com/2009/10/this-is-astounding.html
I need thoughtful opinions about these actions. What do you think of this utter disrespect?
Well, not astounding, but sad. Reverence for the dead and they were part of history.
Vandals don't care, never will until caught, then it's "Oh I'm sorry for this"
Heck, 30-50 lashes would be suitable punishment.
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Imagine that two people get married, then one of them gets a sex-change operation. In your opinion should that marriage be automatically dissolved, regardless of their wishes?
Well, since it was Miss and Mr then it would be Mr.& Mr. the license would then be void/invalid legally.
If they were going to another state (Utah..he hee hee) the state could say "Sorry, that's showing male/female not male/male"
But I'd tend to think that the person on the other side of the marriage would have long known their spouses"Wish, hope or...
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Can you describe your father in one word?
Decomposing (Died in 1964..Suicide..:()
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What do you think about artists who sample others' hits? Is it an homage, or a sign of a lack of creativity?
In are cases they do improve on it..Yes, rare. But I would tend to believe lack of creativity.
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Should people recieving SSI, Disability, or Welfare be drug tested on a regular basis?
I have to agree to testing for employment. I have a choice, work or not. I take the test as I know I'm clean.
The SSI and Disability I'd say no, but to welfare I'd say yes.
Like I said, I have NO choice, my civil rights aren't being violated if I refuse, the employer can refuse to hire.
Welfare for those who pop out 4-6 sprogs and want ME to work and pay their free...
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Is being overweight a valid reason for being unfit for work? I defy you to find someone in a famine zone who is overweight due to physical medical problems. A mental issue would be valid in my eyes.
Physical disabilties can lead one to not working hard, thus, yes they'd gain weight.
But being fat outright is not a good excuse.
I've known people walking around with "Fatal Obese" weight and they have even been seen trotting. Yep, they sweat streams, but they were working.
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Do you feel sorry for people who live on the street?
If they are there due to mental illness..Yes I do.
If they are there due to conflict at home..NO
If they are there due to employment, loss of house and such...Yes.
If they are begging...Not a damn bit.
and I know one guy who chose NOT to live in a home. Yes it's "Outside" and he's protected from the elements a bit and he's saving a bundle. I think he was...
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What do you think of this guy, wouldn't he be a blast to party with?
Well, Reno 911 had it's funny bits.
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What would you do if you saw a guy punch a girl?
I would quickly call 911, and inform the that they'd better send an ambulance to the location and also a coroner as I'm about to end some dirtbags life.
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A case is currently in the U. S. Supreme Court regarding a cross erected in a natioan park. Do you agree or disagree that religious symbols do not belong in government facilities?
FYI, the cross was on the property before it was donated to the govt and so it should be grandfathered in as it was there long ago.
New or proposed shrines or crosses wouldn't be allowed now.
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Were the markings on the rear ends of the 'My Little Pony' figures the inspiration for a generation of girls getting tattoos above their own behinds?
Interesting observation..
Maybe, maybe not, but good thought! +4
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What's the worst thing to make drink out of?
Urine (human or animal)
Heavy Water (Nuke Reactor waste)
Liquid Brown 24. (Kentucky Fried Movie)
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What is the best way of getting free food?
Food stamps, SA offices (Usually bread, but sometimes other stuff) soup kitchens..
Here's one I thought interesting.
a guy was begging, but his sign said "Food only, no cash accepted"
He had a small wagon and I was behind another person who offered cash. He shook his head and walked back!
I hit the local market and bought $50 worth and then went back and pulled off...
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Even if you hate the Fuzz, you gotta love this. And do you have a radar/laser detector in your car?
Well, I have seen many different types of actions by police and civilans. Yes, if they stand back and look at how they are acting (usually) they would realize they went overboard (Way overboard at times) but we never see the average stop because it's not newsworthy.
Crime sells, murder sells, death sells, abuse sells.
The pink frosting with choc icing only sells at birthdays..Not in...
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Car is parked on the wrong side of the street with its headlights on. you are blinded by the headlights of this vehicle and hit and kill a child crossing the road. who is at-fault?
Tricky question.
If child is in crosswalk, you would most likely be liable.
Yes, the "Blinding headlights" would be a factor, but not so great as to dismiss your involvement.
If the child wasn't in a crosswalk and had darted out, their fault.
Not too mention, what the hell was that kid doing out so late???
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Spiritually speaking, if there was a song to represent your life what would it be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIim2Hvz0sE&feature=related
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If 11 people were on the boat and it would drown unless one person gets off, would you sacrifice yourself for other people?
If I was the oldest, I might conasider it. But if there's some "Entitlement attitude" acting shit on the boat I'd heave them first and their partner to have a safety margin :)
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Do you think the world would be a better place if everyone had an endless supply of free, legal and harmless recreational drugs to make us feel high whenever we want? I do. Lets make it happen.
Sure let's also have unprotected sex, and drive cars at the sasme time while smoking and popping pills.
People gonna die anyway, so why not speed up the process?
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Why do you care if same gendered people want to sleep, live, love, and marry each other?
Frankly I'm not really worried, this was prophised many years ago that this would happen, so this occuring is nothing to be surprised about.
Just sitting back and watching the world slowly head down the toliet...
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What do you do when somebody makes fun of you?
Ignore them, they're pretty low class and I won't associate with such.
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Do you think these ads would be effective in the United States in this day and age (or are they just flat out disturbing)? (see link) LOL!!!
Well a few were pretty off the wall (The last one was DANGEROUS if it would be redone)
The spanking wife would be acceptable if she was buying that garbage Chase and Sanborn..Have you EVER tried it? Wow, NASTY!!
The VD one was interesting as she wasn't looking like a hooker, I think more females would score better if they looked like her..Instead of the meth head look they're...
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What over the counter medication would you be devastated if it was took off the market?
Anacin
Tylenol PM (Some days I do hurt)
Or basically any decent PM sleep helper..
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What is the highest paying job for the least amount of education?
As long as you don't get caught..Drug dealer.
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Is Rosie O'Donnell the most beautiful woman in the world?
I guess you've found that song and did what it said
Nine Coronas!! Even the fat pigs look great right now after NINE CORONAS!!
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What's it like to have a Father or a Dad? I never had one, but always wanted one. (I had plenty of uncles, but unfortunately, I never had a Father or a Dad & I've always been too shy to ask anyone what it's like to have one, but I'm anonymous, here.)
I didn't have one after I was 4. So you're not alone to not have someone you could have looked up to or looked at with fear.
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Why are grocery stores set at 66 degrees?
Well, not being mean, but have you seen some of those shoppers?? Good Lord if they were in a warmer climate store, they'd be leaving a trail of sweat everywhere which would cause others to slip, fall and sue the store.
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Would you be upest if you saw someone white wearing a t-shirt that said "Proud to be white"? What if it was a black person wearing a shirt saying "Proud to be black"?
Well, depending on where they were, I might follow them just to see if they get their asses kicked :)
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I love the world. Of course, I'm half lit. Is that okay with you guys?
If you were female, I'd join you..Heh heh heh...
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Why are my fortune cookies lien to me?! they say things that never come true :(
Be glad it wasn't like mine....
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Do you go to church?
On occasion, still looking for a bible based non-denominational one who helps the community and not only themselves..Like some I could mention :)
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President Clinton lifted the ban on gays serving in the military, but accepted the compromise that they cannot reveal their sexual preferences. But this seems to mean that gay soldiers must be discharged as soon as they admit the fact. Your thoughts?
Personally, I think it's pretty silly. If some guy is checking out my ass, then ok. It's "Look, but no touch" and after they know that, then I know they'll stay back.
I think it's actually bad we have this policy, the main reason for not allowing gays in service, was due to the fear of "Outing" them they'd be vunerable to being subverted by an...
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Will there be enough water when my ship comes in?
Yes, but you're still at the airport..:)
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Do you see funerals as a celebration of death or a celebration of ones life?
The last one I saw had about 5 buses loaded with people drinking whiskey, having sex and gambling..I think they buried their pastor :)
It can depend on attitude or feelings. LIke in the south, they go weeping and come back dancing, more dancing if they had a big life insurance policy. But that's the way it should be.
Life DOES go on after we are gone.
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If stopping the production of violent movies, music and video games would end school violence, should we also stop dramatic television (soap operas) and music (Beyonce), so that girls don't become such drama mamas?
Well, soem girls seem to like being sluts, some guys think it's cool to beat their GFs..Stopping the production of violent stuff ain't going to work, we have to change the human to start..So, let's start screwing with DNA and make human robots who'll do as you command them.
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Can a Christian be trusted based solely on the reason they are Christian?
Nope, just look at other religions. They're like the Christians. Full of hypocrites.
Better off trusting a Democrat. At least you KNOW they're a bunch of liars.
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How many people would it take to change the world?
I think it's quite a few. One person starts, others see this and become involved and this attracts others who join and pretty soon, you've got everyone doing it..
Wow, sounds like Acorn and look what they have done to us...bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you believe something to be true without evidence to prove it true, then does that make you gullible?
Hardly. I bought (Sight unseen) a piece of land from a guy who sells it online. When I got there, it was all he mentioned and more.
I had no proof he was honest, decent and caring. But I can attest, he is and always will be. Yeah, about shit my pants when he proved to be a nice guy.>So few of them anywhere.
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This question is for people who pay or have paid into Medicare and Social Security for most or all of their life. if President Obama attempts to cancel these benefits, what action should be taken by the effected public? this is a promise to the people.
Well, there's extremists on both sides.
Republicans wanting people to show their proof of citizenship and the Democrats not wanting such as it'll create "Unfair" treatment ??
PLus, there's pleanty of discussion the Democrats have refused to permit and while it's still way to early to say what the bill will do, we all know it's going to fuck the contry...
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Have you ever had a "special present" under the Christmas tree? ;-)
Yes I did. But the Bomb Squad was able to difuse it. :)
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What candies are you given out this Halloween? I just bought a bag of Hershy's Milk Chocolate bars for trick or treat..
Candy underwear...Frak the bejabbers out of the parents...
That or cans of Foster Beer.
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To ABers that observe Christmas - will you be spending more, less, or about the same this year that you usually do on gifts?
I will spend what I spent last year. Nothing.
I will also no longer observe Christmas as it's a formerly pagan holiday which was upsurped by the Church to convert the heathens to another way. In short, it's a lie designed to be truth.
However, I will be polite to others and not tell them their a bunch of hypocrites for observing this and won't go around telling kids Santa...
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Have you noticed that fat people will go to a restaurant and order two double burgers, fries, onion rings, and a diet soda?
I've never seen that, but I have seen some rather strange things like one lady wanted tea and their "Daily Diet" lunch psecial and then she DUMPED enough sugar into the tea to send half the place into diabetic coma.
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What are some signs someone is dieing?
CODE BLUE ICU CODE BLUE ICU
That and when they get elected to congress..
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Why does it seem as if Muslims are very easily offended? Death threats seem common place and no one seem to think it strange for prominent Muslim leaders to call for the death of a cartoonist who made light of Muhammad.
Well, if you had that turban wrapped that tightly around your head daily, wouldn't you be a bit hostile?? :)
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Men, do you ever get freaked out when you are at home alone and hear a noise outside? I've always wondered, cause you generally don't show it.
Nope, but I will go out and see.
When young, it was different, but now, I don't care and wouldn't really mind if someone was out there ready to kill me. If they take me out, they do me a favor, if I take them out, I did it for them..They'll owe me later :)
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Which one is easier to do: To be polite to a King or to be polite to a begger?
Beggar, because if you dis them, what will they do?
A king would have you diced and sliced :)
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Why are so many people so negative on ones choice to change gender? instead of showing support
Well, it's realy kind of a personal thing.
"You're going to get WHAT cut off?? So you can WHAT?? Then you're a WHAT??"
It's like being a albino wolf. The pack would turn on you for being a "Non-conformist" and thus (If lucky) you'd only be shunned instead of killed like the wolf would be.
While some may think otherwise, I've heard of...
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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?
Nope, but if I'm wrong I'll bake you a cake. :)
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I want someone to kill me, how can I arrange this?
Why?
There's so much fun in life!!
Vome to Ab, dr people who post stupid, foolish questions.
Make smart ass wisecracks to others and then honestly answer the questions people actually did think about before posting.
Failing that, try some online gambling!!
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Who here, hates "barking" dogs as much as I do, should there not be a law, that allows us to spey or nueter the idiot owners of these mutts?
I had to re-read the question, once I did I DR you for stupidity and a general assinine attitude.
Plus it's been reported as foolish. Maybe we should nuter or spay you for posting stupid questions.
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Why are human beings attracted to and value gold and jewels, despite the fact they have little practical use?
Gold is VERY useful in electronics and such..
Other then diamonds, I can't recall usage being practical. But diamonds are quite useful for drilling...
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If you started your own country, what would be your national anthem?
Don't Fear The Reaper :)
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How do you get along with people you don't really like?
I just tolerate it as I am able. sometimes you can find common ground, but usually you want them planted in it. :)
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Do all 50 states recognize Martin Luther King Jr. Day as a national holiday?
Yes, another day for Govt workers to have off and we still have to pay their lazy asses in all departments.
AZ was the last and that was only because the FEDs threatened to take highway funding away from them unless they kissed govt ass..
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Are you a glass half full or glass half empty sort of person
I'm the "Glass is cracked!" type :)
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Obama was just as surprised as everybody else on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He didn't ask for it. Why are people criticizing him?
I think they are more critictising the selection of him rather then what he's done or not.
Plus, the NPPC is a left leaning org. Not surprising they'd do ANYTHING to make a liberal look good.
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Marlboro cigarettes have hit a new high cost in Tennessee. Are the Marlboro cigarettes online at the Cigarette Store, the same as those manufactured in the United States? They are 12.39 a carton, from Europe.
I recall a lady who bought smokes for her friends in WA (The state) in OR. Coming back, she got stopped for speeding. Seeing the cigs in the second seat, he asked her if she smoked. (They were 4 different brands) she said "NO"
The cop then called the state tax people who busted her for..."Bootlegging!'
This was serious enough for a $1,000 fine. Luckily she had her...
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When we had military drafts during previous wars, why weren't prisoners ever conscripted?
Many were unfit for service. Plus, if you trained them to shoot better then the cops, there's going to be hell to pay :)
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What do you think about the Duggar family? Wow! Jim Bob and Michelle sure have their hands full with 17 kids.
As long as they love, nurture and support them. Then they're doing alot better then many parents and better they sure as HELL aren't judging people like they do here on Ab.
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What can you say to an upset friend who has just lost a close relative?
"I am sorry for your loss, would you like to talk about them?"
Too few people really give a damn to help others through emotional trouble.
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...I am thinking about getting a dog, but have never had one...what are some "key" points for me to consider before I make this gigantic leap? I am truly listening...
adopt from a shelter or rescue, but be careful. I adopted two dogs out of a lost and found. They'd been abused by previous owner and it took me awhile to convince them I was a "Nice HUman" and wouldn't hurt them.
Problem was, they were VERY afraid of strangers and when they grew up, became VERY nasty to them (Big dogs) so I'd probably get a puppy first, but in any...
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What motivates you to work when you are not in the mood to get stuff done?
Well, being unemployed I have to look for work, but if I get it done (Three job searches) I have the rest of the week to goof off...That's pretty good :)
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Why does obama feel like this country should apoligize for ANYTHING?
Liberals ALWAYS think that others should apologize for everything and anything.
Rich? APOLOGIZE and fork it over.
White? APOLOGIZE and pay for everyones health care bill. Except yours, those you have to pay too.
Smart Trader? APOLOGIZE and have your salary cut in half and if you complain, they'll take all of it!!
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Why does Glenn Beck copy Stephen Colbert so much?
I'd more likely say they speak the same lines and have similar thoughts in regards to the questions.
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If I get a chinese carryout tonight what should I order to eat?
Damn, now you got me hungry!!
I like General Tso's Chicken, Kung pow chicken or salt and pepper chicken..I like chicken..Surprised??
Oh and go with the noodles, not rice.
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Why are some people still racist in this day and age
Because it's a natural thing to do it seems. Like being a supporter of Obama. There's really no good reason to do so, but if you don't then you're a RACIST. :)
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Is Barack Obama our Kwisatz Haderach?
No, he's the "Kumquat Hagendas" It's an interesting concept, but you really don't want to eat that shit :)
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What has Obama done to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?
Considerign that the NPPC is a left leaning org, I'm not too surprised at this. Just goes to show that you can "Look" good and do nothing and still get a award for just that.
The funny thing, the Nobel Prize for Peace should only be given for those who reach across borders and countries and dilengently work on behalf of peace.
Rethertoric costs nothing and does nothing.
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Republicans: if the only choice for president was Bill Clinton or George W. Bush, who do you prefer?
Neither can be re-elected as they have served their term limits. Please re-engage brain and post a question that makes sense.
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Who here own's a shirt or jacket with a picture of a wolf on it?
I do!! I got it at Goodwill for $1.99 and I then used it at work and screwed it up.
Heck, my BIL was liking it, but it was about 2-3 years old and they didn't make it anymore.
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Do you love your car?
I don't have one..(Sob..sob..Sob) Send me money so I can buy one...Please?? :)
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Why do Republicans pose nude in Playgirl?
Would you rather see Pelosi nude?? (My EYES!! MY EYES!!!)
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I've heard that we should walk 10,000 steps per day for fitness and weight loss. How did they come up with this 10,000 steps per day number?
Danged if I know, but I see it as not hurting anything and there's quite a few people I have seen who could do with a few laps around the track..Not too mention knocking off those 4 big macs they just wolfed down, along with the huge choc shake and double order of fries.. Oh and +4 for the question, don't know why you got neg...
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How can Obama Talk about a world were there are no Nukes while Iran continues to threaten to "Wipe Israel off the map"?
Talk is cheap as always, it's the labor intensive part that's the real work.>Something he leaves to others..
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I'm 19 and am very close to my mother. People think this is weird. I may hang out with her more than I do people my own age, but I went through a tough period of depression and she was always there for me. Why do people make fun of me for this?
I would tell people to go "F--- themselves"
She was there for me, were you? She has listened to me, Have you? she effing CARED, have you?
That's a good mother, honor her every chance you get, when she's gone, you will have some regrets, not a lot of them though.
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What is one thing you should do before your first date with someone?
Pack some condoms..You really never know!! :D
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What do you do if you lived in an apartment for 12 years,it burns down and you found yourself with no place to go and no one to help you?How do you start over when you have no money (you're disabled) or anything but a 2-day stay at a hotel from Red Cross?
Kick myself for not buying "Renters Insurance" as it would obviously have been smart and wise..
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How are you supposed to a job while your homeless?
Apply for food stamps, that's because they'll try and help find you a place (I know this to be true) and so you then go and find a job (The employment or daily labor is good for that) and then you sweat your ass off and then in the noon day sun, you die from heat exhaustion and that's it.
Have a nice life :)
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When you see a homeless person do you help them or just walk by them without barely a glance?
I don't help individually, I help collectively.
I don't pass them without a glance, I make sure I know where they are standing and have my glock ready to put their lights out, should they pull a weapon.
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What's the best thing a homeless person could find?
MOney, a job their self-respect (If they wanted to rise from the ashes)
A rope (If they no longer gave a damn)
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Do you give to the homeless and needy?
I sure do!! Mainly when I got alot of pennies..I pass them around alot!!
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Has anyone on answer bag tried "CashCrate?"
I make about 100 dollars a month in my spare time try it here: http://www.cashcrate.com/1640889
reported as spam dipshit.
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Blow up the "North Pole" on the moon, we will find water there. Does that sound like someone you want driving America?
Nasa gets a budget and spends it as they see fit.
Obama doesn't say crap as he's obviously got no clue. He's busy doing nothing. But he's getting some nifty awards for doing it!!
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Should or should not the US incorporate the military draft?
Are you kidding??
The Canadians don't have enough room for those who'd refuse and run away with their yellow tails tucked. :)
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Are you offended that the chea pet company has sold a chea obama and not any other chea president and is this racisim or capitalism
Don't worry, they'll come out with others.
Monica with a open mouth for water.
Bill, smoking a cigar.
Gore they won't do, people would be bored quickly.
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Do you think you are better than most people you come across?
Damn right I am.
But that's because we got alot of beggars here..Sleazy, nasty, filthy beggars...
It's even worse when I have to deal with those in Govt. agencies..Really!!
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Do you ever forget that no matter how difficult a situation is for you, there is always someone in the world struggling harder than you ever could imagine? When you think about it, does it make you feel ashamed for feeling sorry for yourself?
You remind me of the type of jerk who is callous to anyone who suffers.
Yes I have struggles, I endure them and I have had people say "Oh, someone has it worse" I usually respond: "Yes I am sure they do, but fuck them and you for not having compassion to someone near you who IS hurting/struggling with life"
People like that are assholes anyway.
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Do you think it's a good idea for all home contractors to be licensed? In New York State, outside of NYC and Buffalo, it's not required. Anyone can throw a ladder and hammer in he back of a truck and call himself a contractor.
Yes and it should be required.
On the west coast, you either have a license, or when they do catch you, the fines make it verly likely you'll be wishing you had registered.
Though, there's some who won't do it, as they can get cash, unreported and thus, screw the IRS and when THEY come after them, they'd better run like hell, cause then you're talking fed prison.
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Who is more impressive, Obama, who won the Nobel prize in his first year as president, or Roethlisberger, youngest quarterback to ever win the Superbowl?
Easy it's Roethlisberger. He actually has DONE something to warrant the praise.
Plus, to be fair, the NPPC is a left leaning org.
Cater, Gore now Obama..Can we say "Partisan"??
I knew you could :)
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Is there anyone here on AB that if you could meet personally you would just choke the life out of them for being such a sh*t?
Damn, I thought I'd have been mentioned :)
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What is the stronger offensive combination, 2 bishops and a queen or 2 horses and a queen?
Frankly, that's an interesting question of which I cannot answer.
But if this was real life, those combos would sell well on the porn market! :) +4 for the question :)
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My step-dad hit his elbow 3 mo's ago, now water supposedly is building up on it. He's too cheap to go to the doc's so what should he be doing to take care of it or cure it?
Stick it with a large pin..If it gets infected, then he'll have to go.
He may not be cheap, though he just may not be able to afford it..You should check around at some "Clinics" who charge low cost for exams.
I doubt that there's a doctor hanging around on this place answering medical questions for free..And I flunked biology anyway :)
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Should i go out tonight? I'm on the middle ground.
Well, depends on what you're looking for.
I'm sure there's probably some off-duty cops who'd "Pump" you for information.
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How many times has someone talked you out of leaving Answerbag?
None, but I'm pretty sure there's some who wish I would :)
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Anybody else feel like stabbing the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials in the jugular?
No, I haven't had the urge, but I was willing to contribute to a hit man taking out Jared from Subway, or that guy with Verizon :)
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What was it about Lazurus that brought Jesus to weeping. Was it that he was more special than anyone else or was He weeping for the unbelievers.
Very good question!! WOOO!!
In bible study we had just that question. The bible states "He loved them so" meaning all them there, but I think it was more of a reaction to the "Semi" believers in which he wept because "Here I have done miracles for you, I have done many, but you STILL don't realize, though I have told you WHO I AM"
I take it that way as...
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10 relatives, all but 1 passes away. Do all assets from the other 9 that are deceased, by default, go to the 1 surviving person? Regardless of relation, uncle, cousin, brother, sister-in-law? Assuming the Will doesn't give to charities and debts are paid.
Hoping this happens or planning? :)
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If someone gave you a list of things to do in order to get into heaven, would you do it? What if you knew what you were doing was wrong? Would you stil do it?
Well, I rank you a 9.7 for stupid question.
We have been given a way to gain heaven. There's only been one way. I suggest you quit wasting time here asking foolish questions and read the bible.
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HELLO EVERYONE.
DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANY FAMOUS ARTIST WHO TOOK DRUGS AND WHAT DRUGS.
EG FRANCIS BACON, PICASSO ETC?
NO I SURE DON'T MAYBE YOU MIGHT DIG THEM UP AND ASK THEM?
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How many families could Big Bird from Sesame Street feed for Thanksgiving?
OK, that made me laugh today. Good one :) +4
I think the bird would be a bitch to cook as the thing weighs quite a bit and is pretty big. But I'd guess the whole street would get their fill..Except for the kids who'd have been scarred for life watching him being butchered :)
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Do you think that long term unemployed people should be made to complete voluntary work?
That's pretty stupid frankly.
If it's "Voluntary, then they have a choice. The way you're asking it, sounds like you want slave labor going on...Such a nice person you are..NOT!.
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Do you think you will go to heaven for your good works?
Have you POSSIBLY thought of reading the Bible?
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Why do some people believe in jesus stoeies and some people dont
There are some who will believe and some who don't
I have met some who were (And some still are) rabidly against Christianity in any form.
In addition is the bible it says "Those sheep know their masters voice" So you could say that some were predisposed to hear the call from the son to once again join with the master.
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What is the last thing you said to someone and could you die being happy having said it?
Met my old supervisor coming out of a shopping area. She asked me what I'd been doing laterly (I was laid off from the company years ago)
I replied "Staying away from people I dislike and distrust. Good bye!'
No, I would have not liked to die them, I want to see her asskissing little snitch who also deserves this same response.
Little bastard
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What is something fun to do for halloween with small kids?
Dress up as the most God-awful creature possible and jump out at them when they walk down the sidewalk :)
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What are some good fundraiser ideas?
Carnival games.
Casino night (21 and over please)
Guess how many balls fit in the car, marbles, tennis shoes.
$20 tickets for sale. 15 prizes to be given away. Top one should be CASH!! :)
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Does anyone really think it is possible to add 47 million new people to the health insurance rolls without an increase in the number of doctors?
Oh hell yes anyting is possible. Heck, we could add 1 BILLION more to the health plan BS.
The thing is, that while we can add to it, it won't mean that we'll get more doctors. That's a choice of the profession that people choose.
The average time spent with a doctor, is 15 minutes. We need more of them, but with Mal practice, people suing for their own screwups in life and...
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If you were on a plane that was about to crash what would you do?
Well, that's assuming that there's no chance to save it.
I'd probably do like most others.
scream, shit myself and scream some more...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Nope and if they damage anyting in the house, that too is "Tough Cookies" unless you get a damn good lawyer and it was a bad search..But they'll lie anyway to cover their butts.
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What is the number one threat in America?
Obama!!
Hey I said it first, let the DRs begin!!
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Can you give a range of examples animals use to find a mate?? Animals and exampl :)
Sure pissing, "Marking Terrotory". Very common, from Deer to tigers.
Birds will rub their glands to mark position in trees, the female comes and checks the scent.
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Is there life before death?
Yes, it's called "Being Single, carefree and happy" :)
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Is it normal to hate someone that hasn t hurt you or any thing,you just can t stand him?
I ran into something like this years ago.
I worked at a factory and several people said on the second shift (I was on third) that there was this guy who you just had to look at him and you'd not like him.
I laughed as this (I thought) was not possible. You cannot just look at someone and hate, if you don't know them!
Hells bells, I had to take his machine over 3 weeks later...
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What is the difference between a "gay marriage" and a "civil union"?
Protest marches.
Legal lawsuits.
Opinions from religious leaders (Labeled Haters, racists and homophobes)
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What is the difference between marriage and a serious relationship?
A promise
A vow
a ring
Otherwise "I love you till I meet someone else" isn't a good thing to depend on.
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Does anyone believe Charles Bronson (convict not actor) should be released from prison?
What did the loser do?
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Are you as surprised as I am at the number of Saints that show up on sites like this? The ones who are Always nice? Always positive? Always proper? Always completely honest?
Which are you talking about?
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Believing in something wihtout prove is easier then believing in something with just a little evidence because you have nothing to doubt. agree or not?
Well, you have to then rely on your own "Feelings" if what you hear is true.
I would tend to agree, however, evidence towards supporting your claim, is also valuable.
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What percent of runners on third base with less than two outs score
Ask their wives :)
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What is something you would do for a sad person?
Offer them a bottle of MD2020
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My memorex 2 yr old tv has begun having a very annoying loud ear peircing squill that comes and goes,any answers
Don't worry, it's just it's in the "Terrible Twos' right now, it'll settle down later
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What could be the cause of very short yet sharp stabbing pains every now and again, paticularly in the left rib cage, and general stabbing pains in other places like growing pains but I feel are more intense. Also weakness around the knees and aching
AB answer #544.
Go to a doctor and find out. You think they're hanging around here on AB for free?
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My husband is in the marines i want to file for a divorce but im not sure if he will pay rent for our apartment while we go trough the process..can he not pay rent if he dont want to? i have no job and a stay at home mom for my 2 yrs old baby
Why are you getting divorced?
Not getting anything while he's serving?
Or did you get something and don't want him to know about it?
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Can anyone tell me if it's mandatory to attend your college graduation ceremony? I don't want to go, I just want my degree.
OK, here's my answer.
I'm taking the position you REALLY didn't like the fellow students you want to college with. I suspect they made fun of you and such and basically tried to make you quit.
Good thinkg you didn't, but I'd REALLY want you to attend it. And you can then get your final revenge. :)
Go to it and get the diploma, the thing is, other parents will...
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What a sure fire way to win a girls heart?
Organ Donor Raffle and cross your fingers she wasn't a young skank ho. :D
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Is ascam ? Ireceived aletter $1070000 is won by U send 1500/= to procces the amount?
Of course it's not a scam. I've had several friends get that letter and they sent off the money. They're due to receive the money shortly.
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Things are always sold better with a song or jingle attached, so what would be a good song President Obama could use to sell his rationed health care with end-of-life counseling plan to Americans?
Maybe "I'm already gone" :)
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Can you believe that catholic churches run miracle campaigns in Asia to attract people or to at least keep them to fight against other denominations?
Can you give a spefic cite?
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What is your honest opinion of the bible?
If read with an open mind and a loving heart, it is quite useful in daily life.
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I DO believe in GOD! And I DO believe GOD is perfect! But when I see the STUPIDITY and EVIL in "man", my faith is ALWAYS tested! I know "man" has choices, but can someone who does STUPID stuff have the capability of "reason"; or someone who does evil?
They called it freewill.
Twenty letters woohooo!
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Obama said these "extraordinary times" call for "extraordinary action." Am *I* the only one tired of hearing this statement?
Well, I haven't been listening to much of what the "Annointed One" has been saying. But don't be surprised when that bill for everything he's promised comes to 50% of your paycheck.
I'll say this though. I heard about one country which does take 50% of what everyone makes (I think the rich are higher taxed though) and they have great schools and work and...
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What is the nastiest thing you saw on your bed?
Dog vomit.
Dog Shit.
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Religion is what keeps the poor from __________________ the rich. What word(s) fit in the blank?
envying
Because this means they are coveting what another has and thus, this is a sin.
But I wouldn't mind being envyied :)
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Why do people rate my questions as good/useful, yet nobody ever answers them??? it can get really annoying :P
Be glad for what you get. Check my history, I DR people for stupid questions and idiotic answers. Be glad I didn't DR you.
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Well, I didn't because you are asking a "Semi" decent question. so I'll be generous to you. +4 You lucky shit :)
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What soothes your soul?
Certian types of music.
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A answer to a thought I had a month ago. (Yes, it does happen)
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a nice sunset
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The quiet of a night with 5" of snow (Or more) on the ground. Oh and nobody walking on it..So smooth, so quiet...So beautiful.
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What makes a religious fanatic?
Someone who won't rationally discuss beliefs not aligned with theirs.
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If you saw an anti-homosexual rally on TV and saw this, would you laugh?
Of course I would. Just like I laugh when I see the fags parading in Sf on the news damn near naked and unashamed at this as it just proves they're morally indecent and will suffer later :)
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Do you think, Most people would think you were a big loser?
I wouldn't give a damn if they did. I don't support, live with or love them.>So screw'em all. :)
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Have you ever torn the sheets because you forgot to cut your toenails?
No, it is because I did cut them, but forgot to buff them..I accidently turned them into small razors..OUCH!!
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Would you rather pay $95 for the American Girl Homeless Doll or donate that money to a homeless charity? (see link)
Well, I think it's silly, plus the doll really isin't homeless. Nice dress and hair.
No, she needed to look like starving waif and maybe a couple of bruises and the dress should be slightly torn.
Then it would be reprentative of being homelss.
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You're at a party. The food is inedible and you don't like the other guests. As you leave you tell your host/hostess.."The food was awful and the others were boring " or "Thank you for inviting me"? Politeness transcends truth sometimes. Should it? Why?
Well, everyone can't walk on water.
I think politeness is one thing, but I've rarely found the food to be bad, but yeah, met people I'd prefer to let burn instead of pissing on them :)
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What makes absolutely no sense to you?
Some of the questions on Ab...Really!!
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Is volunteering a good way of meeting new people?
Yes it is. But some you meet, aren't the type you want to get to know though...:)
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WHAT WAS THE LAST "GOOD DEED" YOU DID FOR SOMEONE AND HOW LONG AGO WAS IT?
TOO LONG AGO TO REMEMBER!! HELLO?? CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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What type of community service have you done?
I picked up a banana peel three feet from a garbage can and put it in...
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Disney is offering a free day's admission to 1 million guests who complete a day of volunteer work next year. So do you volunteer and want to go to Disneyland for free?
Not if I have to pay the fricking outrageous prices for the crappy food too.
I think people should boycott Disney for the obvious attempt to get them in and then rip them off with higher food prices..Bastards!!
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Have you ever found any surprises in yer chinese food?
NOt in the food...exactly.
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Whats the most unintelligent conspiracy theory you've ever heard?
9/11 (It was Bushes fault! And he knew!)
2012 That's it for everyone!!
Other then those I haven't much care. :)
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Do you know about Dead Peasant Insurance; companies take out secret life insurance policies on low-level employees? Benefits are paid are company upon death even if they don't work for the company. Is it incentive to deny insurance slowly killing worker?
A company cannot deny "Insurance"
That would be the Insurance carrier and they'd better have a damn good reason.
Life insurance is cheap and affordable. I'd only want 50% of the results..Fair is fair ya know? :)
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Should the U.S. have to watch others burn our flag
Well, technicly, that is the proper way to dispose, yet we know it's as an insult.
I say go ahead and burn THEIR flag in response.
Did you ever seen the pic of the eastern idiot who was burning an american flag and caught himself on fire?
FREAKIN FUNNY!!
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Is it safe for my health to eat only tofu for forty days?
I'll say this. If you eat only TOFU for 10 days I'd be freaking surprised.
No cheating and adding anything (Including sauces and salt or pepper or anything) Straight TOFU.
I'd allow liquid or soluable vitamins
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In your opinion what is more valuable, the life of a human or an animal? Why?
HUman
Why: Biblical "And he shall have dominion over all the beasts of the field"
NEXT!!
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Could you tell me a really funny (but not rude please) joke?
Answerbag is the premier place for thoughtful and decent questions.
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Do you give to beggars on the street? What about 'charities" collecting at stop lights?
I've never seen charities clooecting at stoplights.
At the malls, it the SA, I drop them a buck or two, depends how the bell rigner is acting..(They get some real winners out there sometimes)
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Is there any millions out there needs to donate money. for people who having a rough time?
The place of giving is thought to exist from the Sun of rising and then the eve of light when thanks be giving that which they seek but have the trouble of that which cannot be otherwise seen in the dark.
To wit: What the fuck are you saying?
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Would you rather buy a nice new car or donate $30,000 to a charity?
Considering the cost of a new car is anywhere from $9K (Hyndai) to $45K for a Lincoln Navagator, I'd buy a nice though cheap new car and still have bucks to give away.
The reason for this method, is so I can then get a job and then after the rest of the money is given, I can continue by donating from my new job too.
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If you being asked to give to a cause,how do you verify if it's legitimate ?(w/out having to do alot of research)
Whenever you are moved to donate. Then take the time to check them out!!
Don't expect others to do what you won't. It's pretty classless...
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Why is the American Red Cross constantly asking for blood donations? when they already know (as in those disasters from the recent past) whenever there's a disaster there's no shortage of donors.
Is the Red Cross running a black blood market?
Red Cross helps hospitals and sells the blood you donate, so that's good for you, the Red Cross and the Hospital.
I don't know how they'd run a black market on blood as they have many demands daily from the hospitals.
They are in competition with the plasma centers also..
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Have you ever participated in a walk for a charitable organization?
Did a MDA walk a thon, posted signs were bad, got lost 5 times and retraced routes twice and finally said the hell with it.
Raised all of $25 and said "Next time I'll send a check"
They have gotten better now, but frankly I think they'd do better and just have bake sales or whatever...
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Why do certain users on Answerbag feel it necessary to inject their opinions that don't even answer the person's question?
It could be said that this is the risk you take in posting questions.
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There are three places I am thinking of taking my boyfriend out for dinner on his birthday can you help me decide which one?
Well, guess my "Hooters" suggestion is not going to work. :)
But I'd go for the boat if weather is nasty and outdoor resturant if nice.
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Do you believe Tel-Evangelists are good people or crooks just looking for money?
Some have given the "Profession" a bad name. I have seen some who "Seemed" too good to be true and some who were not true and some I wasn't sure of.
Plus, it's not the pastor who is the religion, it's the faith you have in God, Jesus and the holy spirit.
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WHAT ARE SOME MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT SOUND ALIKE?
I DON'T KNOW. GO BLOW ON A FEW AND LET US KNOW!
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What is it like to be suffocated and then crushed alive and eaten by the snake
I'd rate this question at about a 9.7 for stupidity.
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I have a huge spider in my room that runs every time i try to kill it, how do i kill a wood spider that runs fast?
You shouldn't have let it get near caffine...
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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If 2 powers are coming towards on same speed. If they smash, what will be the resulting power when they hit?
The last time that happened. The Democrats got the presidency :)
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Without finding out on Google or something like that: Do you know what Dilligaff means?
This is not the most stupidist question ever asked, but close.
If you want an answer, look it up yourself. It's though obvious you know the naswer, so why the fuck are you asking?
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Fried or Baked chicken, What is the best?
I fry the small portions, but the whole chicken I then bake instead.
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How would you torture a witch if you caught one?
Hey, Mother in laws have feelings too!
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A few months ago I took some money from work. I payed it all back, but they are takeing the case to court. a police man came to my house an told me that if i help him bust some drug dealers they would throw the case away. should i help rat people out? ):
Well, do you know drug dealers?
Frankly I'd tell them to fuck off. They could turn around and then spy on you or worse make you part of the criminal groups and thus, you're going to prison.
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When was the last time the US didn't have a national debt?
Well, while many say Clinton had us out, doesn't show the truth. You can move the money about (And debt) and thus by smoke and mirrors, you can show we're either in great shape, or screwed blued and tattooed.
I believe the one poster who said since 1870 is fully correct.
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Do you agree that consumers are to blame for GM's failure? Or do you blame the corporate leadership?
Well, in part I blame the union AND the mangement.
When cars are flying off the assembly line and consumers are begging for more, then the unions say "Hey, we want some of that profit and higher wages"
then management says "Sure! here you go!" Because the consumer was willing to fork over $45K for a vehicle instead of buying only what really was practical.
Then the...
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Darn Economy. It's all ________'s fault!
The Democrats.
They made it possible (After the S&L crisis ) to once again allow banks to make incrediably stupid home loans to people that even a slight depth check would had proved they couldn't afford it if the economy took a slight dip.
Seems that was right..Sadly...
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Will american banks start using an american euro dollar?
No, it's called the "Amerigo" and you can research this online.
One world order coming up!!
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Why is the Midwest becoming "the dumps" economicaly?
IT always has been.
I was in Iowa in 1996 and MO in 2006.
People were STILL being paid $0.10-$0.25 above the minimum wage at those times (Depending on work/company)
People with kids were getting by with both husband and wife working, paying rent and feeding a family of 4 or more. But damn, one freaking burp in the paycheck and they debated moving or not eating (The kids always got fed...
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Worse case situation, the US dollar collapses!! What happens next in the US and the world?
Famers offer free food for guarding their crops. "Shoot on Sight" orders are given to the workers.
Rioting is rampant. People start burning business, wood, people :)
Killings would be massive and daily. (The bodies might make good fertlizer) :)
Finally, you are going to hear the biggest flushing sound you ever could..
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Mr. Shinohara singlehandedly pays off the US National Debt in 1900 (about $5 billion at the time.) What might our nation do for him in return?
How about providing a link to prove this? I find nothing.
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Is this country every going to get out of debt?
I really doubt that would ever happen.
There's too many "Programs to help people who are lazy" stay lazier. While it may seem "Heartless" to toss them off welfare rolls, they really do need to see they are part of the problem and should be part of the solution.
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Do you believe when president says the economy is stabilized and recovering?
This from a person who said "The health care bill is not a tax" and yet Factcheck.org has shown it otherwise and so has the IRS.
So do I need to say how I believe :)
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When the gas price was high during the Bush administration it was said that he was lining his oil buddies pockets. What will be said about Obama when the gas goes back up?
"Oh he cannot force them to not raise prices"
Like Bush had anything to do with that. I believe the reasons were very simple about the massive increase.
1. Low supply (Supply and demand DOES rule the market)
2. Katrina disaster knocked out a couple of refineries.
3. The american public showed they be willing to pay more for the same amount. Not cutting back on ussage.
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Do you think the economy is getting better?
Let's see...ANother 265,000 less jobs last month. No, I think we're going suffer more for 5-10 months more..
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Do you think we are pulling out of the recession or just headed for another fall? Reasons?
well, don't expect anyting good for the rest of 2009 and not till 2010 will we see anyting good really.
Reason? Obama
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Will unemployment go over 10% in the US in 2010?
Per media reports it's getting close.
But looking at the picture of those who have quit looking for fulltime work and took part-time, it's now 17% or so...
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What's the lowest you remember gas prices being, at any point in time, anywhere in the country (USA)?
I was born in the early 60's I can remember (When 12) that gas was around $0.40 cents a gallon and smokes (OK, so I tried them!) was $0.35-$0.45 cents a pack :)
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Are we in a very desperate situation as far as economy is concerned?
No, unless you count everyone who has dropped out of loking for work and /or took part-time work (Which offers NO benefits) and thus the true unemployment rate is 17% NOW THAT"S DESPERATE!
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DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY AVAILABLE WORK IN THE JACKSON| PARMA AREA OF MICHIGAN, FATHER OF THREE WITH A FELONY CONVICTION DESPERATELY NEEDS WORK!! CAN START IMMEDIATELY!!!
NO I DON'T AND DON'T THINK I EVER WILL BE ABLE TO DO SO!!
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Wefare is paying people who aren't even americans to stay home and get aides to cook and clean while they collect food stamps and get so fat that they can't even open the doors..this is bullshit why are we paying to let lowlives in our country?
Well, that's called "Playing the system"
some people have no self-pride in being a worker, or they've seen this from their parents and hop on the gravy train and sit back and enjoy the ride..
At our expense of course.
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What do bums do for fun?
Gamble with the money they got from begging.
Buy video games.
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Want to know what I saw my new neighbor do last nite?
No I really don't need to hear what twisted mindless fantasy you conjured up this time.
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Do americans realize they over-fund the united states government with their income wage tax allowing the wars and terrorism? (the C.I.A created Al-Queida). would american citizens be brave enough to stop paying income wage taxes?
Well, I'd sure like to have jsut a small taste of what you're smoking.>Sounds like some good shit.
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So why is the Vice-President collecting social security? It's fairly obvious that the has a job. He's been a senator for 36 yrs and so hasn't paid SSI for 36 yrs. Guess it helps when you make the rules.
I remember a guy who was a security guard and he was complpaining about the taxes he paid for his 84 unit apartment complex. Prick made $250,000 profit yearly.
I suggested he consider my Mother who was paying $1,200 a year on property which she lived on.
Seems the greedy, are such, but I don't fault the VP nor the other guard for making good investments, just for taking advantage of...
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Do you think elected officials, especially congressional members and the president, should serve in the military to qualify for election?
No, then you get the result like "Space Troopers" where you have to serve 2-5 years to be considered a citizen.
However, the left side of the fence seems no better then the right when it comes to making policy together or by themselves.
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Why are teens who drop out of school more likely to become pregnant?
Because they no longer study, but screw like rabbits as they have nothing they know how to do otherwise.
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Why are teens who grow up poor more likely to get pregnant?
Lots of time on their hands, so they just fuck around more.
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How many miles can a duck fly in one day
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Where can I make money online? http://tinyurl.com/yaxwakn
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Do you ever buy things from the thrift store with the intent to resell them at a profit?
Oh no, I don't.
Usually the workers steal the shit and they resell it on ebay. Especially GW workers, but if they'd pay them a decent wage, they might stop. BUt I doubt it.
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OBAMA. please give me your opinion on why he is a good/bad president
Frankly I knew he'd win, easily. He's a good speaker. Problem is, he's long on words and short on doing.
He's tried to take on several projects which have detracted his value. Now with the IOC debacle he's even in worse shape.
One commentary said it was "Americas Loss" frankly, the truth was, that the IOC has not welcomed the South American countries...
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My 6mth old kitten has been missin for 2 weeks now do u think a cat cud find its way home and remember its home
Check the asian resturant down the street...
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Have you turned your life around with the 12-step program?
I quit after the 1st step..Too much work. Easier drinking...(Hic!)
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A printers union is trying to come into my shop is that a good thing or bad thing?
Well, if you're going to end up paying 40% higer wages/benefits. Then pass the cost onto customers and then see your business drop off 90% then you tell me.
But, you can tell the workers "Join the union and I close the shop"
Legally you can do that. Then move it to another city.
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What'll u do if someoneVIPfrom the gov. said " we were ordered to take ur house with every thing inside it & all your money for ur country sake but we'll let you continue your job&we'll write your name in jornal as a hero with no restitution from the gov"
Maybe you might try and engage your brain and ask a more intelligent question.
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Hi! I am a Californian (proudly born and raise) and I'm moving to Texas to build a new house. I Was wondering where is a good place to move to? Houston sounds nice!!!!
Well, I'd kind of look towards El Paso as you can buty land cheap (25-50 miles from city) build a decent house and bunker where you can store major explosives and weapons...
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You're given $5000 to spend tonight and only tonight, or else the money will go to waste. What do you do with it, where do you spend it? Explain.
Send it to the land seller who I am buying land from..only $5k more then I own it!
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What motivates you to spend money?
Starvation
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The item in the attached photo link is being marketed for young boys. Am I misunderstanding something, when I look at the photo? Are you thinking the same thing I might be thinking, when you look at the attached photo of it?
Well...Some guys want a "Strong' lover hey?? :)
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About blew coffee all over the monitor when I saw the pic.
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I have sex about 35-40 times amonth how do i keep the excitement with my partner
SOunds like you're doing ok for now. :)
But like one said. Try games.
Robber/rape
Police search and seizure (Knew a couple who described that to me once. Damn...)
Nurse/doctor
Tie me down..Kinda of a roping rodeo game :)
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What is the best on-line store for sex toys?
Depends on what you're "Into" or what's "Into" you.
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Why do I even open my mouth?
Because it's REALLY hard not to let off a major scream when being abducted by aliens...Or eaten.
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Have you ever caught your foreskin on your zipper?
Yes, I did..I wear shorts afterward always..Owie!!
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What happens if my childs dad goes to jail for not paying child support. Will they still try to collect child support from him while hes in there or will they forget about it.
How would he pay it if he's in jail??
Sheesh..they just wait till he's out the amounts just add up like charges on a credit card.
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I`m a new graduate from a truck driving academy since feb. of this year, i`m unable to find a job due to lack of experiense. No one will give me a chance. What can i do as a new CDL
Werner, swift and schnider may be hiring.
Freight is low as it's only just starting to pick up.
Try some of the trucking forums for more advice.
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Does anyone on AB read my answers & are they inappropriate?
I don't worry how people react to my answers.
It's pretty simple. Don't want a nasty answer? Don't post stupid questions. :)
Really, if they do DR me, I just laugh, knowing their mental capacity has no room for sarcasm, or dry wit, or even know how to formulate a coherent question.
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How did you pick the brand of cigarettes you smoke? What brand are they?
I RYO (Actually inject) my smokes. Much cheaper.
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Are You afraid of little girls after all the little girl horrors?
No, I'm more afraid of being falsely accused of anyting to do with children.
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Are you concerned why so many natural disasters are suddenly occuring in Indonesia, Italy, Samoa, and California?
Nope.
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I think my room mate is a hooker,how can I test her?
Heh! Reminds me of the time the daughter one of the newswomen on CHannel 8 in Portland, OR. Was asked why her mother did.
The child replied "I don't know, She just dresses up real pretty and goes out at night!"
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Do you keep your guns locked in a safe or at hand ready to use in case of an emergency?
5 "Weapons" and most all within easy reach in any emergency.
It's just that I know where they are. Anyone else would spend a few hours finding mine.
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Should there be a general basic income, regardless of amount of work done by an individual?
Right, we'll all sit on our butts while the company pays us to do nothing. Then they'll have to bankrupt themselves before they are released from paying us and then we'll try and find more work not to do...
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Why does employers make it harder for people to form unions for better pay?
Maybe they cannot afford the costs?
Really, look at non-union verses union.
Look at the benfits and then find out the longtimers at the comapny and /or plants See whose REALLY doing the work.
I did work as a temp at a coke distributor. The supervisor and 5 others (Not uncluding me and another guy) busted ass all night long.
But there was an older guy who filled 2 of the route...
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Driving Co. truck on the job, striking another car, my Co. has no Ins. other driver claims injury, He retains a lawyer. His ins sends me a bill for the repair of his car. I assume his ins. is covering him under uninsured motorist. Do I need a lawyer?
Your company is on the hook if you didn't know they didn't have insurance.
I'd suggest a lawyer and updating your resume as the company is probably going to be sued spitless.
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Which questions do you answer on ab the one which short or the one which is in lengthy question.?
I usually offer a fair or reasonable answer to well thought out ones. Which aren't reposted varying the language.
The stupid ones are usually allotted a wisecrack answer.
The others I flag.
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My 8 year old son likes to dress up as a girl, especially wearing satin dresses and what I would like to know is should I let him go to school dressed as a girl or not ? Because he saw a girl wearing a white satin blouse, and a grey pleated skirt.
From reading the responses, I'd be horrified if you even consider taking anyones advice letting him do his own thing.
Get him to a mental health person. Asking people here is like asking for major trouble.
Would you come here to see if you're pregnant? Hell no, you'd see a REAL DOCTOR.
I suggest you follow this advice.
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My neighbor is a diagnosed psychopath and she has become envious of me for various reasons. She is very ruthless and cruel and her anger toward me is escalating, how should I handle this?
Install hidden camers with mics.
Make sure you have several.
Then, when she approaches you (After the third or fourth time and makes threats) take the recordings to the court, file a restraining order and then anytime she comes over, call the cops and have evidence handy.
Click click and away she goes!!
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I would like to know if its better to rest a lot if you have low BP or should i work out. What kind of workout is good if you have Low BP. On a given day if it goes as low as 80/50 is it ok to move around?
I'm curious what led you to believe that a doctor who makes good money, would waste their time here answering questions for free?
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The mysterious man moves in the area he's rumored to be in witness protection for dropping a dime on high powered figures. If he was a domestic terrorist, int. child porn king & sex trader, or a Mob hitman, which of the 3 you'd feel better on your street?
Mob hitman.
They only kill when ordered.
They will only kill the target.
They will live quietly and be decent to others (Usually)
They at times can be generous.
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At the 2016 Olympic selection committe meeting, President Obama appeared on behalf of Chicago. Chicago was shockingly eliminated in the first round. Do you this could damage the already strained relations between the IOC and the U.S. Olympic Committee?
No I think the relations are not that bad.
But you can be sure many people will claim the IOC is a racist group of elitiest.
Frankly it shows that Obama is a great speaker, if you like fairy tales :)
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What happens if u dont return rentacenter items in ohio? i dealt with them for almost 3 yrs paid off somethings and have item s that is almost paid off but got laid off its been 3 months since i last paid
They'll send 4 big guys who are related, kick the door in, knock you backwards, stomp on the kittens/puppies
scare your wife, terrify your kids and then take the stuff.
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President Obama calls you and asks if he can have dinner with you at your house. What will you have for dinner?
Not a chance.
My land lord refuses to allow parties. Considering the inconvience to my neighbors would also be a hassle.
I won't go into other reasons why I don't consider him the prez anyway.
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Have you ever wandered about aimlessly?
Not since I was about 16 or so...Yeah, too structured in my life..That or didn't care anymore.
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Are you, or anyone you know a member of a secret society?
Yes I am. I have been such for quite some time.
No, I can't tell you which one. It's a secret.
(Did you not expect this kind of answer???)
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Is the IOC racist for denying obama?
I fully believe they are not.
They also might have heard from the group of Chicagoians who said "NO! Don't come here!"
Good thing too.
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If sustainability is so important, why do people buy bottled water instead of a water filtration system? Isn't that hypocritical?
Heck, there's some places where the ground water is so nasty (I mean BLACK!) they have no choice but to have water brought in...
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If your best friend wanted to marry someone that you felt was absolutely wrong for them, would you try to talk them out of it even if they felt they were truly in love?
Are you kidding? I'd make sure I knew where they lived and would hide camers outside to see how many times (before one of them kills the other) the cops come by..:)
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Whats something you might put Parmesean cheese on?
food
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Chocolate chips or peanut butter cookies?
PB and maybe some French Vanilla Ice cream
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If you could see God right now, how do you think he would look?
Don't know as you'd be reduced to a cinder...
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The rank #2 on leaderboard and second illuminati of this site is "Account closed" . I've seen that he or she was very into answerbag till 31 August and does not say goodbye or anything like that. What happened?
Why should any have to say goodbye?
Maybe they finally figured out that their time was better spent elsewhere not answering foolish questions.
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How long should you wait to have sex after an abortion? Also when I do start to have sex again will it hurt?
How long to wait?
Maybe when you're fully mature by accepting the results of having unprotected sex. So easy isin't it to kill something that was your own fault for not taking precautions.
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What is your role in this Cosmic play?
I'm the asteroid belt you didn't see coming at you :)
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Don't you think the US congress is boring in comparison to other countries.
Those are such fun to watch, but they really need to have boxing lessons given to them. Would make for more interesting films :)
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What are some touristic atractions in north america
Try Yahoo and type in Attractions in North America.
Sheesh...
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What do you think of Rio De Janeiro being awarded the 2016 Olympics?
Not really caring, though it's obvious the choice was better then chicago.
Some people were saying "Oh the city where people dance naked in the streets"
I like that better then "The city where people dance, drop and die from bullets being fired into them"
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Need free software testing tutorial, can www.istqbsoftwaretesting.blogspot.com help me
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How come there has been no mention on the news about Obama saying there were 57 states? If it had been McCain they would have pounced on him.
Because he was:
1. Black (Well, half at least, but that's enough for the Liberals to bend over for him)
2. Liberal
3. A good speaker.
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I just came across an advert for a job - but for reasons of 'positive discrimination' only Black, Asian or other Ethnic Minority backgrounds may apply. Should this blatant discrimination be considered acceptable?
I'd like to see the advert, got a link? Or are you blowing hot air??
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Will anyone agree with me that Russian brides at sites such as www.email2femail.com are the most beautiful on the planet?
spamming is not welcome
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If you judge people then what will you never have?
A poor experience in judging ? :)
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How long do you think you should be in a relationship with someone before it ok to let loose bodily functions (i.e. passing of gas and belching)?
Well, do it if you feel the need.
If the other half laughs, persue. If they freak, let them go (They're too self-concious)
I had a GF who LOVED pepsi to the point of having 2 and chugging the first and letting out a MONSTER of a burp.
Damn, loved her alot :)
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I have a scratched game and i m going to the game store what angle should i hold the game at so they wont see the scratches even thoe i got the scraqtyches cleaned twice you can see it in the light
If I'm the buyer, I'll be the one to look at it. I won't believe you just because your holding it.
That's pretty stupid thinking they'd let you hold it.
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Have you ever been pepper sprayed in the face?
Nope.
I don't backtalk cops, I just nod and say "Yes sir"
I don't attempt rape or accost females in dark places.
I don't attend riots or participate.
I don't try and break into places.
Im short, I don't cause trouble.
Now, what did YOU do? Come on, tell us :)
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Is there anyone else, who refuses to eat a burger from any fast food restaurant that isnt in-n-out?
I can buy enough burgers/buns/condiments for $21 that it translates into about $1.50 per burger and these are usually double stack with cheese.
A local resturant charges $8.50 for a mushroom burger.
Plus I save on tips too and I like cooking my own food.
Next, I'm getting a steamer for veggies.
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This may seem like a stuped question, but does anyone know of any episodes in any Star Trek in which a character gets in a sword-like fight?
Yes, there was one.
This creature fed off the emotion of anger. So, it had the crew of the enterprise fight klingons in the ship and replaced the phaser weapons with swords.
Pretty nifty for that time.
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Why do black people act offended by the "N" word but then many of them go up to other black friends and call them the same word and not care?
Because they can.
I recall at a job one hispanic sais to a black employee "Word up N" and he laughed.
The supervisor heard that and he repeated it to the black employee.
Next thing you know, the guy goes to HR, complains and leaves. Of course he sued the company.
Later it was learned he got a bundle, but someone sliced his tires several times.
Supervisor got demoted,...
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Can you describe your dark side?
It's dark, where no light may shine. It takes away all that is worthy and consummes it by enveloping it with more darkness and thus, chokes the life out of it and soon it'll turn on itsself and destroy everything.
But before that happens, I'll still come by and randomly DR people and questions and answers :)
Have a nice day!!
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"It's regrettable that some parents believe reading a true story about two male penguins hatching an egg will damage their children's moral development.” Justin Richardson co-author with Peter Parnell of "And Tango Makes Three". Your comments?
I think you're being an asshole, thinking parents should be promoting the gay lifestyle in any way possible.
How about shutting your mouth and leaving others to read what they feel is worthwhile and not some trash made by avowed perverts who want to molest little kids anyway. :)
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Has anyone here gone through a layoff recenlty, if so how are you coping?
Doing fine!!
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Laid off in May, have Trade act after I wipe out UI/EUC/EB and then school for 6-12 months and then the economy will have (Hopefully) gotten better and then get working again. :)
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How do you adress this? If yousend a resume to a company if they ask to call your last employer what will that employer say?
The employer MUST walk VERY carefully. They CANNOT lie or make things up. If they did, then it's a lawyer, court and $$$$$$$ it's called dafamation and this would be a REAL caes for such a lawsuit.
Usually, they ask "Did so and so work there, start when? leave when? Would you rehire?
That's just about all they DARE ask now..
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How many (if any) people have been laid off from your company in the past year?
Well, I'd guess 225 people out of 236.
There's still a small section (VERY SMALL NOW) still finishing off orders..Glad I got out of there, otherwise I'd be really looking for work when I did get let go!!
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How many times have you been sacked
Once, but I was a temp and the very next day, I got another job with a company who receieved nice looking resumes using the companys computers and copiers I got sacked from :)
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What are some signs that you are about to get fired from your job?
The cameras are now pointed towards you instead of away.
You don't hardly get any paperwork to sign, fill out or file.
You spouse calls and they say "He won't be here long"
You designated parking spot now reads "Occupant"
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Whats are some good ways for me to raise money fast without a job?
Bank robbery.
Kidnapping...
B&E (Breaking and entering) Hope the homeowner isn't home :)
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If you mad because you lose your job?
Not in my case. It would have happened any way The company could have had us all (115 employees) work for free and we'd still have lost money overall.
LUckily one of our major contracts went to Mexico and so TRADE ACT saved the day (Otherwise I would have been terminated!! and be searching harder for work) so I'm not angry.
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What do you think of KEY bank for firing the teller who chased down the robbery?
Yes, he should have been.
I realize the anger he felt, but he risked his life without good cause (What if the robber shot him outside the bank?) and thus he put his life on the line only for money.
I do applaud what he did, but like what happened in Hillsbgoro, OR (Older man tried to stop bank robber, head shot and died) the money can be replaced YOU cannot.
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My employer is eliminating my job. They gave me the option of re locating to another site, which I cannot do, or de mote myself to a different position, which I also am unable to do due to the training/scheduling. Am I eligible for unemployment?
Unable due to training/scheduling??
What would that be, that would interfer with working?
I'm leaning more to the "I don't want to work here anymore, so I'll let them let me go and have a vacation"
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Has anyone here lost their job due to the recession?
Well, it was close, between recession and Nafta.
Nafta (Trade Act) won..Whew!! Doing fine and actually making more then when I was working!!
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Who was the last person you fired, and what did they do to earn their termination?
I've never been high enough to do that, but I do know the guy who got fired from one of my jobs deserved it.
He ran through the plant naked..
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My brother who just graduated from college was fired from his job yesterday (he works at the federal transportation department) for sticking a picture of a penis on the office walls as a joke. Do you think this was fair? Should there have been a warning?
Due to the nature of "Sexual Harassement" places once laughed at such, now take it seriously as they either might get sued, or lose good employees because another one was an idiot.
Plus, I think your brother has some sexual problems as most guys would have put up a vagina... :)
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Are you out of work? If so how long?
Late may and enjoying myself. Then I get EUC (After UI runs out) then go to school (TRA) and then find a job as the economy might have recovered by next Christmas.
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Didnt you get bore with answerbag?
Nope.
I yank chains, sending people itno a tizzy.
I DR stupid questions and report the spam/offensive ones which gets me +5 points (YAY!)
I do answer well thought out questions (Have not seen many of them) or stuff that does have my interest towards it.
It's all in perception of this place, can be annoying, but also fun..:)
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Those who are upset about the "immigration" issue must all be Native Americans. Everyone else is a descendant of an immigrant and I'm pretty sure they showed up here without green cards. What do you think?
Mine came through NYC and passed inspection.
They didn't sneak across the border and then work for cash to send back home, nor did they hit up hospitals with no insurance and then leave the hospital with massive bills that the general public had to pay later, or write off the amount and then go bankrupt.
Also, they didn't take free food for the needy instead of buying their own...
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What is the difference between hurricanes,typhoons,and
cyclones?
Depends in which country you live in.
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Are you cheering for David Letterman for his "nailing" of a blackmailer, by letting FBI nab him as Dave handed him the phony check for a million dollars? (lol!) I am! Way to go, Dave!
Cheering someone who was cheating on his "now" wife, though they ahd a 5 yr old and he was poking females on his staff..
Glad the guy was caught, but had Dave kept his pants zipped, this wouldn't have happened.
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Should I spend $4.00 on Cigarettes or Cat Food?
Smokes..You gotta buy smokes as if you don't you'll feel nervous, anxious and if that cat does something wrong, you'll possibly freak out and chuck it through a closed window.
Thus, you'll be arrested for animal cruelty, have the cat (If it survives) taken from you, spend time in jail (Nobody would bail you out) possibly be raped while there and then have to pay court...
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What is your opinion on iran's nuclear program?
Shows even religious zealots can make a bomb.
But I'm not worried, they'll never get a chance to make a nuke and use it. Israel gets pissed enough, they'll fly in a dump their own on them.
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Why is it that way back in the day people cared more about taking care of each other, and now we care about taking care of ourselves? They had alot less than we do!!
Well, usually the Mother stayed home and cared for the kids. If Granny or Granddad needed a place, the family usually would open their doors.
Now with "Rest Homes/Retirement and the dreaded alzheimers, plus both parents work, it's no longer possible.
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Have you ever tripped and fell in public?
Yes, had some jerk laugh at me and then the bus came and he stumbled on the stairs.
"Serves you right" I said.
He just glared at my smiling face. :)
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What would be your reaction if your 14 year old daughter got pregnant what would your reaction be, what would you say, what would you do?
This actually happened to my older sister. Her daughter finally admitted she was pregant at 14 (This was about 10 years ago) and she wouldn't name the father.
I suspect it was due to that he was older and she didn't want him arrested for molesting. The person I do suspect, has died though. so the wonder go on.
I don't really think she was angry, just sort of...
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How often did your parents tell you they were proud of you?
I truly cannot recall an instance....
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If you were lying on your death bed right now, what would be your biggest regret relating to your life thus far that you would preach to others who visit you?
BY the time I was halfway through the list, they'd have killed me :)
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If someone punched you and they said thats for being ugly, what would you do to that person?
Pull out my "Snapstick" and start swinging. :)
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Sex in public is legal in the state of...?
Confusion, or the neighboring state of "Drunken Stupor"
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I really wish AB was for adults 18 and up. These teen-age questions could be in a teen-age forum AB. Anyone agree?
Considering the crap I've seen here, I doubt this would lessen the questions of a foolish, offensive nature.
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I was doing some weight lifting ealier just a small amount now i cant move my neck and im in excruciating pain its even becoming hard to swallow a bit i dont know what ive done or what to do about ive tried antiinflamitories and hot patches
Not trying to be nasty (Though I can be) but really what makes you think a doctor is about to give free advice? Especially without an exam?
Go to the hospital...
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What is pride from the Bibles view point? Is it all sinful, or just part of it?
I believe it's two-fold.
I take pride in doing the best I can. I don't brag.
But say I verbally say "I am the best at this" and then mistake are found, this results in "Pride goeth before a fall"
Poeple then see I'm just a braggart.
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With all of the uncertainly in our country, does the USA really need the Olympics in Chicago in 2016?
Well, you have two sides.
The politicians who LOVE power, taxes and lots of it.
Then you have the people who live there paying for it.
Guess who wins? :)
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Do you guys think that if someone has life in prison or is sentenced to death should they be used to find things like being shot up into space into a Black hole to see if anything comes out the otherside
I'd prefer to kepe them around for medical clinic trials or cosmetic trails :)
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Dell vs Hp
as my name suggest I prefer dell what about you?
Well, I had a compaq years ago. I literally threw it out. I got a HP before the merger, but the crap they put out now is TERRIBLE.
I'd have to go with Dell...
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If you have two male deers and two female pigs, how much money would you have?
I don't know, but do you know what the doe said when she came out of the forest?
"Last time I'll do that for 2 bucks" :)
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Why are escort services legal when we all know it's basically prostitution?
It's not the product, it's what you call it :)
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Why is it assumed that a person who stays with someone who has cheated lacks self-respect, no matter what the situation is?
Because they really don't understand the concept of forgivness. For example, Bob Hope was a NORTORIUS womanizer. But his wife forgave him time after time.
He finally stopped, but not till he was 55 or so..
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Do you look down on people who smoke?
Nope as I am a smoker.
What I do though, is to stay off the sidewalk, away from doors and large corwds. Just not trying to start an arguement regarding smoking.
Yes, you could call me considerate, but don't tell others that, they won't believe you :)
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Where do paintings of aliens fall in the art world?
Usually into the dumpster.
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Why are so many member countries (the USA among them) so delinquent in paying their dues to the UNITED NATIONS? And why does the UN allow them to get by with it? Isn't there some way those "in arrears" can be forced to pay what they owe in back dues?
There are plans to start seizing land. So far, there's 50,000 acres locked up in vaults and the fund managers are getting madder by the minute :)
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What will happen to those who die, not believing in God?
Well, that's a basic thought where we go afterward.
Christians believe hell (Some disagree though)
Athesits believe nothing.
Now the interesting thing is, some Christians believe ALL mankind will be "Saved" thus redistribution of souls will continue.
I tend to disagree, if the previous is true, then why create hell??
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Do you ever feel sick but still go to work?
Many times and this is getting people killed, But the companies don't give a rats ass about you.
I worked at an ESOP (Employee Stock Ownership Plan/Program) and they had "Sick time" for supervisors and above, but the lowly floorworkers got "No ponits/No Pay" so if you're sick, you get to stay home, BUT YOU DON'T GET SQUAT.
Plus, the ESOP started 25 years...
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I know how to drive but it's been several years since I have. I'd like to start up again but am a bit nervous. What's a good way for me to get over my apprehension?
If you're really nervous, try a "Driver Instruction course"
If you're a bit above that, then a mall parking lot on Sunday morning about 1/2 hour after sunrise. Some are so big, you could have a drag race there.
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What do you think of bingo for a hobby? why is it an old persons game?
IT's also a "Social game" where friends meet also. BUt I used to go when I was 18-33..And I saw quite a few young people doing it too.
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I got 3 goldfish about a week ago now, one of my fish has started to float in the middle of the tank and doesnt swim quick enough to get food when we feed them bcos the others eat it. whats wrong with him?
SOunds like welfare receipent who thinks they should be served on a platter..Maybe feed it to the cat??
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Some talk shows yesterday thought it might be a good idea for a 20% flat tax on everything, to pay for healthcare and lowering the deficit..What are your thoughts about that?
Considering nearly 75% of the uS citizens pay no taxes, this would be a boon to the rich who would get extremly rich and the lessor workers would take it in the ass bigtime.
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Who is at fault in this situation?http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=848103
The teacher, she didn't wait it out, and she should have asked alot of questions in regards to who gets it and who doesn't.
Funny a teacher didn't learn what she'd probably taught well before.
PLus, she was retiring and so, she's getting cash either way, just another example of people grabbing everything they can.
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If there's something you want to know, do you look to see if the question has already been asked, or do you post the question anyways so you can get points?
Or they post the question in a slightly modified version 4-6 times in various catagories.
Or they won't take the time to actually do the reasearch, waiting for someone else to do the work they're too lazy (Or stupid) to do.
Or they just ask stupid/foolish questions with no thought as to how they look asking such.
I'm sure AB was setup with good intentions, but it's...
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Lacking a sword, are GOPers trying to stop Healthcare Reform with the death of a thousand cuts? See LINK:
I really wish people would read what the Democrats refused to allow in the bill though. After all, the Republicans wanted two ammendments requiring showing proof of citizenship.
The Democrats voted them down. Whose is on the working peoples side?
But in any case, the Democrats are simply slicing their own throats as when the bill comes down to a vote, it will die never being signed.
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What if theres no car,bus,trains,boat or planes how would that change your life.
Well, you could use the garage as a stable then :)
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What if you were invited to a "ceremony of love" a non- legal marriage between two people who want to celebrate there love by having a ceremony expressing their love, but dont want to be a statistic of marriage..ending mostly in divorce how would U react?
If there's free food, count me in :)
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What is the worst thing that you can do when you are caught drink driving?
Go offroading :)
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REASONS Y CND GOV'T SHOULD HELP if a citizen is held hostage by a guerrilla group in a dif. country.She went 2 do freelance writing,&they want gov 2 pay $1mil but CND gov has law that states they will not help travelers if they get themselves in trouble
Well, I'm not a Candian, but here's the scoop.
They don't HAVE to and if they do it once, then those criminals will do it again and again.
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Someone I know plans on doing something I won't appreciate, so in order to stop that from happening, what would they say/do if I told them, "If you don't want me to air ALL my grievances about YOU onto my public blog site, how about you don't do that?"
What are they going to do anyway??
But in most cases, threats like that loses more then whatever it could win.
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My husband expects me to be equally responsible for paying child support to his ex-wife; I say that is his responsibility, that he should not have an attitude toward me if I am not wanting to pay towards it with my hard earned money. What do you think?
That's why marriage is not occuring so much now.
He's also a dick for being like that. I know that the court adds (In some states) your earnings along with his and then nails you both, which I find illegal, but try and find a lawyer who'll fight that.
Take care.
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What's the stupidest question you've read on AB and besides this one lol?
I've seen so many, that's there's just no way of really judgiing that.
What's really sad, is that I have seen so many...
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John 10:26,Jesus said you donot believe because you are not of my sheep.Notice He didn't say you are not of my sheep,because you donot believe.What is Jesus saying there?
I believe it's "I told you who I am, but you refuse to believe"
It could be said that his meaning was "They aren't my sheep simply as they won't believe what I say and so I leave you to your own destruction"
He did miracles for them, taught how it was to be afterward, but they don't believe him, therefore, they aren't going to be with him at th...
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I have a 96 chevy s10. i was told that there is water in the oil an vice versa. wat would be the problem an is it costly?
blown head gasket and yes, it's expensive to fix.>$$1,000 and up.
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Time to go AWWWWWWWWWWWW again, as you watch this tale of a dog and cat who love each other. So, why can't WE, as human beings, "get along" this well? What do these two "natural enemies" have going for THEM, that "we" (collectively) do not?
Why can't we get along?
Take any dog and have them go to another neighborhood and let them loose if there's a cat aorund, you'll have it up a tree in no time.
The dog and cats are used to each other. Simple as that.
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Do you think because they have become so popular and practical for tennis workouts that it was about time a tennnis machine price comparison site arrived? I found this really good one that seemed to have all the top choices for a change
spam is not welcome.
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Why isn't everyone in the U.K. using this brilliant shopping site yet? it's a huge site, seems to have everyone on there and their grandma, even has ebay and Amazon blended in, but it's almost underground due to lack of advertising, do you know why?
Don't spread spam./..
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I thought i had a stiff neck. the pain has lasted for 3 days now and is between my right shoulder blade and spine. what should i do?
Maybe see a doctor?? (shaking head)
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Grayson, a first term democrate congress person, has just said that "rupublicans want people to die when they get sick" because they oppose the health care bill. He's refused to appologize. Double standard?
He's like Oblabba, just another liar...Ignore him, he's a worthless democrat.
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What are id ten t mistakes?
It's ID 10 T
Or better yet IDIOT
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Hi ladies i whould love to drink your pee
I love reporting idiots I get points for this.
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It feels like i have something stuck in my throat my husband looked at it and said it looks kinda of red and might be some dots. it doesnt hurt really but really annoying. what should i do?
Maybe see a doctor??
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Are GOP operatives running a secret campaign to kill health care reform based on Karl Rove's old playbook? See LINK:
Nope, they're letting the democrats do that for them. :)
Such silly poloticians :)
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What actions can be taken if a bankruptcy trustee wrongly liquidated a large inheritance I received after filing bankruptcy?
Not a damn thing.
If you have "Filed" then everything is legal for them to take it. Not a damn thing you can do.
If you've been to your 341 meeting, there's still a 60 day waiting period and they can even come for the money then.
If the inheritence was AFTER the 60 day period, then you're scot free.
should have put them on life support. :)
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If you owned a business, and a not-so-important customer was harassing your cashier, would you ban them or go for the little one time sale they offer?
I'd first find out why the customer was acting like they did.
Then make the choice. Too many people nowadays think just because they have money, it makes THEIR demands relevent.
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I don't ever want to get married. Is that normal?
Yes, after all, people don't care anymore about responsibility.
Plus there's more then enough people who are willing to have sex, just because they want to and damn the consenquences. after all, if she gets pregnant, then kill the baby.
So easy isn't it?
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Why isn't marriage taken seriously anymore?
Well, if I get married and then after say 5 years she decides to scoot off, she can legally take 50% of whatever I had coming into the marriage, unless there's a pre-nuptial agreement and even then, it might be fought also.
Plus, say there's kids involved. The courst still side with the Mother. And child support really strips the paycheck of the male.
So, there's a danger...
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Thank you for your answer. However, I have inquired with these agencies and have not received any help. Should anyone can direct me to an attorney that will work with low income individual, I would be very greatful.
So, what did ya do? Besides post this idiotic question with nothing to go off of 4 times.
Damn, another window licker is loose!
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Whether Answer bag is useful or not for you?
For entertainment it's ok..Yanking chain is my choice now :)
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Non-smokers do you put your nosie up at people that smoke? Smokers how mch dose it piss you off when non-smoker do?
Heh!
I had some blond give me a verbal reaming once and then I stood there smiling the whole time. She then said "I'm way smarter then you for not having to smoke"
She then turns and runs smack into a large wood pole nearby. I mean a full face plant and bloody nose. I laughed and said "At least I'm smart enough to watch where I walk!" she screamed "F---...
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Have you ever been trolled by a muslim?
No, but I have once muzzled a troll :)
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I need to know how i can forgive my dad for breaking my heart and shattering my world please help how can i do this?
Let me know when you do and I'll try it too.
Mine committed suicide when I was 4..Thanks Dad...:P
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If some one had a gun at this video taped killing of Derrion Aibert could they have stopped the incident? People don't kill people railroads kill people is that correct?
Another window licker has escaped!!
BTW his own race killed him..Go figure hey?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if its name was wood chuck norris?
Damn, another window licker got losse on the net...(sigh)
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My friend took his dog in to get neutered, it took longer than expected, he fell asleep in the lobby and the vet did him too, and now I, no he, is a contralto, well more of a mezzo-soprano. How can he get his voice back to tenor?
How did a window licker like you get a computer?
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Why did the dems vote down putting the final health care bill on the net for 72 hours?
Because they are hiding the fact that the death panels are for real and they want to let EVERYBODY (Including illegal aliens) to have free health care and destroy our once great medical hospitals and country...
Effing traitors!! :)
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Hows your day going?
Pretty good actually. I have my 3 jobs apps out (I'm on UI) and so I have the rest of the week to do nothing much, but play online games and stuff.
IN a couple of months, I'll get EUC and then when that runs out, I'll hit up trade act (I got laid off) and then that's about another year of sitting on my ass and taking it easy.
Maybe by then the economy will have turned...
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Why do Muslims hate the Jews so much?
Becausr the jews are hard workers and the muslims want all the goodies, but no work...
Kidding, I'd say it's really due to religious differences...
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I have been told that drinking wine is 'gay' ? Is beer more macho?
It's not gay if you're drinking it and either watching NASCAR or the NFL.
Golf, soccer, tennis are all queer sports, don't watch them or you might end up feeling queer and then want to march in those parades where they celebrate mental illness and rampant passing of sexual diseases. :)
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What's a good excuse to use when applying for a rush(same day) passport?
There's a shipment in Columbia waiting for me. :)
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After giving some wisecrack answers to some questions and receiving some d-rates for them, am I just asking for it or has the humor become lost?
It's really because the person asking has little intelligence or understanding that they're a complete moron and take themselves too seriously.
I am always wisecracking, yanking chains and stuff like that. Do I care if I get DR'ed? No, but if I do, then I DR EVERYBODY who responded. :)
If I go down, I'll take as many with me as I can!!
:)
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You have to do the laundry but there are already clothes in the washing machine from someone else in your house. Do you just throw them in the dryer and do your laundry, or wait until the other person does it?
I had a roommate who dumped mine of the fllor (I was sick in bed too) and so I found his a week later and did the same.
He freaks out and says his clothes are more vauable and I have to wait next time.
I told him had he shown me the same respect, this never would have happened. He refused and then the fight was on.
After I pitched him through the diningroom window, he surrendured...
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Ladies, why are SO many of you going into careers in law related fields? Is it a sincere interest or are you secretly turned on by knowing you'll be working with the "bad boy" types(No disrespect intended, this is an honest question!)?
Because they want to know all the legal ways to rip a guys nuts off even though they sure liked playing with them before..
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Does anyone remember god and or jesus?
With all the churches around, kind of hard not to.
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If pot could talk what would it say?
Smoke me and be another trashy loser.
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Why do conservatives want to attack the United States of America?
Because the liberals are fucking it up!
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What will move if the economy self-corrects?
Alot of bowels will move if it ever did that.
What with Oblabba having started us on a downward spiral, I think nothing will save us..No, not even superman..None shall survive, no, not even children...
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IF YOU PULL THE FIRE ALARM AT SCHOOL WHAT WOULD BE THE CONSEQUENSES
1. If you're caught, alot of trouble.
2. If not, a chuckle.
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A definition of a beautiful lady
Rich and not interested marriage, just sex and handholding time to time with a free car and easy work for 5-9 years. :)
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What's more annoying?
A) Smokers' 2nd hand fumes or
B) Ex-smokers' preaching to smokers
Ex-smokers..I have a small badge I whip out and show them it.
It's three old horses and below each one is says "Nag" They get a bit uptight when I do that. :)
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Where are Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction...?
You're asking a question which was asked back several years ago...What, did you just now pull your head out of your ass??
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Do ever some up with an evil scheme, and then feel guilty for it, even though you didn't follow through with it?
Nope, it's the one thing that has kept me from just going off the deep end and taking people out for REAL :)
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Do you talk to your pets? :-)
Not anymore.
So far this year I have lost 4 arguements with the Lab and 3 with the angora that lives here also.
Damn..Bad as being married!!
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In movies and TV, Central Park in New York is cast as a very dangerous and violent place. Is that true?
At night it is,
In the day?? I don't know as I only go at night. :)
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When is the wrong time to give constructive criticism?
When you're pulling bodies out from the wreckage.
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Do you like to be nice or asty on answerbag?
Depends on the question.
Sarcastic to some, nice to others, nasty to the idiots (And I flg some of them) and always flag the nonsense types.
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Did you find what you were looking for?
Nope. still looking for intelligent questions...
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Why do so many Christian denominations still practice cannibalism today? Why aren't we shutting these churches down?
And people wonder why this place is going down..sheesh...
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I am being chased by a bear, what do I do?
Strip naked and hope he's gay. :)
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If, when dealing with other people whose beliefs differ from yours, you come upon a situation where you have to either dishonor your own beliefs or theres, what do you do?
Dishonor theirs as mine is always right no matter what they say or do.
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Then, I spit on them. :)
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As a american, would you if it came down too it, over throw the goverment? (If we keep losing more and more of our rights.)
That's a trick and a half.
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You see, many would know and realize this. But if the government slowly takes not a full right, but a little each year, soon you have none and by that time the Governement has such power that an overthrow is almost impossible.
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However, count me in, if I'm going to die for something, let it be the right thing. :)
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I don't believe in "Nothing is impossible", do u?
Teach an animal to fly a plane.
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Have a mentally handicapped person become a brain surgeon.
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Convert Muslims to Christianity..(Well, maybe with ALOT of work :) )
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Make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
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Whats the most foulest smell you have ever encountered and did it make you hurl?
Hmmm..My 5 day dead Grandmother...Whew!
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About 4 tons of meat left exposed to air for a month after meat market burned.
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My elderly cat sitting on my lap let off a nasty one.
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My lab when he had the runs. I had to get up and clean it, God it WAS nasty!!
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If I say "I did not vote for the president, I do not generally approve of his policies, and I know I will not vote for him in 2012 either", is that hate speech?
Just don't say that near a liberal. They may call the "Politically Correct Police" and jail you and throw away the key!!
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I hate the taste of beer. Does everybody hate the taste of beer at first but eventually get used to it, or do some people like it or at least find it tolerable right off the bat?
I like only certian liquor. Jeagermeister, but that's not for wimps. :)
Ching-dow beer (Chinese) is quite nice and has a nice 10% kick.
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What was the U.S. Constitution written on ... and it this ironic?
Parchment....NO it's not ironic, because you didn't research the matter fully. That's common.
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If you knew someone in your neighborhood who was selling good tasting home made bread from freshly milled wheat comparably priced to the store... would you buy from them or or stick with comercial? why or why not? (there is white whole wheat)
I'd call the licensing authorties and sic them on them. Those fly by night operations just aren't good for neighborhoods and should relocate to the business district..
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BY the way, I'm joking. :)
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Are you afraid of getting older?
Nope, looking forward to it.
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I'm not too sure what I will be like.
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Grumpy old fart/cuss
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crotchey old fart/cuss LIke that ya know?
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Who hates fat people?
I don't though I do get a bit miffed when they high center my 4 wheel drive when they fall under it...:P
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Do you want to Work From Home with the Nations Largest Discount Health Benefits Company.
me too, this cunt shouold know better. we get 5 points!! WOOHOOO!
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Obama wants longer school days and longer school years. Looks to me like schools need to start teaching during the 7 hours they have instead of teaching our kids how to chant Obama slogans! What is your take on this?
Well, alot of them hate the idea obviously. So you have to change the attitude first. Reminds me of the metric system. We sure embraced that didn't we :)
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And BTW, that teacher who had those kids sing, retired this year, so the bitch got away with her little political indoctrination...She should be stripped of her pension, the liberal bitch.
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How much of a profit is Michael Moore projecting to take in on his new movie that is about trashing capitalism, titled Capitalism: A Love Story?
Probably more then you or I could make in 5 years.
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Loved it when he bitched about how the auto industry and said things which were easily proven he was totally ignorant of the bills and agreements passed.
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But then again, he was acting like he always does. IGNORANT.
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What is Tony Romo's future?
Fantastic. He's still in a learning curve, but he's got the front line to kick some ass. The Cowboys will take the title this year and then Romo is going to find dorset and kick that losers ass halfway to pittsburg!!!!!!!!!
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Where has the fun on AB gone?
Depends on what you call "Fun"
Personally, driving through the areas and finding foolish questions or nonsense I flag them, getting a nice 5 points for each one.
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Making sarcastic replies to questions that had the people had a few more brain cells they might have seen how stupid their question was.
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The GOOD and THOUGHTFUL questions rarely come up anymore.
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It's...
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When you were in college, did a letter like this ever get sent around to all the students? See link
No, we had too many intelligent people there...With better things to do also.
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What Is the Average Rainfall in a Tundra?
Well, you really should keep the windows rolled up. Then you won't get any rainfall inside the vehicle. :)
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I'm getting AB burnout. Any suggestions?
Find idiotic questions, downrate or flag them. Help everyone clean this place up :)
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How far from your house is the nearest pizza place?
Damnit!! I have frozen hamburger patties, frozen chicken patties, frozen Brats and chicken thighs.
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Now I'm hungry for pizza and I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Have you ever ran out of money and started eating every other day? How did that make you feel? Did you hide it?
No, I am carefull when planning for fun and games. I buy 2 weeks of food and then I can play a bit.
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Now, should it HAPPEN I ran out, I'd head to one of the 20 food banks around me, take ONLY enough for a week and thank them and then when everything was cool, I'd either buy some food for them or give cash.
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My 4 year old was given a medication that has to be crushed and taken with food. How do I give it to her? Seems like a silly question, but I can't imagine she'll simply take a gross tasting crushed up pill.
I'll let you slide this time on such a question.
I'd CRUSH this very good, then make mashed potatoes..Gravy too...
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Is life more bearable when you live in a delusion?
I wouldn't know. I'm not a Democrat. :)
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When was the last time you felt unsafe?
When I was in the Albina District in Portland, OR.
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Do Americans hate Scotland now? See posted link.
I don't know. Haven't heard anything above the roar of crowds demanding Oblabba produce his birth certificate :)
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If it wasn't for financial issues, would you still want to pursue a career as a doctor?
No, all those sick peoploe around me feeling like crap, crapping and bleeding..Just bums me out..Ya know?
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My mom got ride of my dog what can i do to get over it?
Grow up, get a nice job and when she calls you because she's lonely, tell her to get a dog. :)
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True story: What would you do if a friend showed up to your house and pulled out a quarter pound of cocaine, and a bunch of other narcotics all bagged up individually, and then asked what they should do with them?
I might sample the green buds, but anything else I'd put it in a easy to find location and call the cops and tell them where it is. I'd NEVER take it to them.
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Remember the guy who found that sex tape of that 3 yr old? He got hassled for a couple of weeks!
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Sorry to say it, but I'd NOT trust the cops now from what I have seen on TV. They'll snag you for some bs reason...
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Do you care enough about poverty to do anything about it?
I care enough to get my act together, not rely on agencies to help me unless I have no other option.
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Do you feel that you aren't responsible to help homeless people because there are shelters, soup kitchens and other places for people to find help? Do you feel they are too dangerous? Why else don't you help?
If I give to an agency, isn't that enough?
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am I supposed to give away my paycheck every week and have nothing for my hard work?
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What about me? If I do what I can, whose to say "That's not enough"
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Can I live with you?
No probs!
-1. Need 3 months rent in advance. ($500 a month)
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2. NO pets.
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3. Have job.
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4. Have personal transportation.
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5. No smoking/drugs (Smoke outside is ok)
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6 No loud music, noc wild parties, no parties.
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7.No guests after 9 pm. (Nor hookers or easy females)
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I've just had a repossesion notice, i was 1'200 in arrears and apparently it went to court but i didn't get any letters about this until today.What can i do?
Hide the car NOW!!!
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What's the best thing you can give a homeless person? I have some money now and I want to give to the homeless people downtown. There's so many things I could think of to give. (Limit is $50 per person--the less it costs, the more ppl I can give to.)
I give them a flyer which contains:
1. Employment agencies.
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2. shelters.
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3. Food banks
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4. Addiction treatment places.
They usually curse, throw it down and walk away.
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Say I become homeless. I make money; not enough to rent. I use it to open a web store for $10-$20/month, name it ‘VagrantsMart.com,’ advertise it on cardboard. There’s a form for visitors to leave comments on the site. What might the comments say?
Where's the stuff?
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How do you deal with aggressive/pushy beggars?
Tell them "No" and if they nasty, then a single shot in the nads will encourage them to not act like that again..I've even seen some bums run when I come walking by...
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While you were having Christmas lunch with your family, relatives or friends, did you remember that somewhere there were people and little children who didn't have anything to eat and had to starve on Christmas day?
Yes I did...I sat there a single tear from my eye came forth. and then I asked someone to pass the gravy.
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Thank you :)
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Do you think you can become a billionaire by traveling the world and asking people for money on the streets?
No, but I'm sure you might collect some nifty experiences. Getting spit on, robbed, beaten and other memories..Unless soemone just up and kills you.
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Would you contribute to build low cost shelter for people living in tent cities now?
No, I would give to agencies who would try and help those in tent cities find work, food and clothing.
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Ever notice alot of them are just sitting around, not out looking for work or even min wage work?
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They pay no rent, the places look like a garbage dump when they leave...If they expect to he helped, maybe they should offer to do their share.
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Why doesn't Oprah just use her billions of dollars to help out Africa?She easily has enough to help everyone over there get food...and she would still have enough leftover to live comfortably
Um..Maybe because unlike those you want her to help, she got hers by working?
I won't go into the "Race Card" crap. she's done some stupid things, but she has done what she can as she sees it frankly.
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If you saw a homeless person, would you ignore him/her?
Just because I see them, doesn't mean I am supposed to help them. They CAN at least ask.
That I saw them is enough...The question asked is not complete nor well thought out.
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Which does more good, in the big picture? Ignoring panhandlers but giving $20 to a social service agency? or giving $1 to each of 20 panhandlers?
Social service. They won't go out and smoke or drink up the money :)
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Point to ponder - where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?
In their shorts..:)
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Have you ever been insulted by someone you refused to give spare change to?
Nope and that's interesting. I never have been insulted form beggars.
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I was once sitting at a bus stop two guys come by asking for a smoke. I said "fifty cents"
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Neither wanted to pay such and walked away cursing me. I then stood up and said "Hey guys I got the smokes, you don't! Have a nice night!"
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They continued cursing and walking away..Bitches :)
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Have you ever been or known someone homeless?
Yes, and it was by choice. Go figure and here's what went on:
He and I worked at the same job. $9 an hour for the work, he worked NO overtime and biked in 7 miles one way every day.
He lived on county property, in a hidden section. Paid NO rent, or taxes except out of his paycheck. He had a tent, sleeping bag and some cooking utensils.
I worked all the OT I could get, paid $450...
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Why do you think most homeless people are homeless?
1. Mentally ill.
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2. addiction.
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3.various excuses.
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4.Lazy and the money they can beg for it tax free.
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Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Neither, I consider it a valuable weapon for bad acting and assorted wrongs that shooting the jerks isn't legal.
so toss that tomato and have a bit of fun..
Then run like hell! :)
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Are you a really big winner?
As a note:
1. She has adopted a child (Troubled Teen), wants NOBODY to even come by and say "Hi"
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2. Refused to return fund from Parents death (Grand theft felony) and is always looking for how to get money for nothing.
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After parent died, neither have wanted close contact anymore.
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If you could be anything in the world, then what would you be?
An only child. Some siblings are bitches.
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Is spanking your child against the law?
No, but it depends upon how much.
Three quick shots on the butt is nothign compared to lashings.
I was whipped with hot wheel tracks and man, those damn things hurt. Mom always wondered why she'd offer to buy some more (After I burned the others) and I'd always refuse. :)
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My wife of 2.5 years left a month ago wanting a divorce after admitting to cheating. We have an 8 month old son who is my everything. She now wants back as long as I 'change' (ie, give up my church and she never has to see my family). What should I do?
Get a lawyer, a GOOD lawyer and then lay down the law.
SHE committed the sin, there's NO excuse for such behavior and keep fighti9ng tooth and toenail for your rights. Screw hers, she deserves nothing but a major ass kick!
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When did the blue M'nM come out?
I think it was about 1995. He finally accepted the fact that hanging out in a bag full of other male m&m's was starting to get him aroused and so he finally accepted the fact he was gay.
The other M&Ms all were stunned, having never seen evidence until one said "Well, we melt in his mouth, not in his hands"
:)
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Following recent tests of long range missiles in Iran, which country is next on the invasion list, in your opinion?
I kind of doubt any as we're stretched out too much.
But if it's something about Iran, the Israelis will simply load up a few fighters, zip in, bomb the crap out of the plants Iran has and then zip home and not give crap about being condemned byt he UN.
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On a cold and grey Chicago _ _ _ _?
Morn, another welfare cheat is born..In da ghetto!
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How can I successfully shrink my penis?
Ummm...Your name is Barb..Am I missing something? Or are you wanting something :)
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What will make you freak out?
Seeing Godzilla trot through the downtown area of any major city (Or minor one)
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I'm 15 and very much contemplating suicide. I know asking for quick methods gets no answers, so instead what are good reasons to live? The bad things in my life outweigh the good things and I don't want to fight through them to see how worse life will get
OK, I really want to know what is it, that makes you feel life is not worth living. Really, I mean that.
LIst your reasons, I could partially understand if you have some nasty disease, or like bone cancer, but really, are they major reasons or are you just thinking "Why is this happening to me?"
I can assure you that MANY have bene in your position.
Even I too once...
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Should Answerbag be renamed as ProcrastinationBag?
I think something along the lines of "Idiot questions r us" would work.
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What have you learned on answerbag?
IT's a cheap source of entertainment :)
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What is one thing you would never return to a department store?
Anything I stole..I'd sell it first :)
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Have you ever regretted asking a question, because you worded it wrong, didn't really know what you were asking, got 80 answers, it started arguments and controversy, and now are constantly haunted by it in your feedback?
No, I love to yank peoples chain. People here take thmeselves so damn seriously, they need some mental help..:)
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If you wont the mega millions what would you first do with your money? and why?
Buy new underwear..You can figure out why.
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Can you answer this question with the most sarcastic answer you can think of?
Oh hell, hasn't school started yet where you live?
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Can a HOA force me to sell my full size van that I need for my business? When we bought the house, there were some of the homes built with the garage too short and we were given a permit to park in the driveway, but now they are denying us one.
Contact the board, be friendly, be persusive. If that fails, burn their vehicles, when they refuse again, say "Hope your insurance is paid up on your new one..Crackle, crackle!"
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Has anyone you loved ever given up anything for you?
My Mother turned down a $30K a year job back in 1972 (She would have worked in alaska cooking for the workers) She could have dumped us off with the relatives, but refused.
I wished they'd allowed her to take us, that would have been nifty...
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Guys why do ye think farting is funny?
Well, I was standing at work one day, my supervisor comes over and we chat for a moment and the he wants the lead to come over. I was just about to call to him when the supervisor says "No wait!"
He then lets off one and this was 8-10 seconds long.
"Now call him" He said and I did and backed away. Well, he comes over and runs smack dab into a brick wall of stench.
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What do you think about the president we now have, opening the door for the Republicans to dominate the house and Senate come next election.? thank you obama.
Well, I think there's really NOT going to be alot of change. The thing is, that while many people are upset with what Obama has started, the question of finishing is still up in the air.
Maybe we'll get screwed, maybe not. Wait and hold your breath :)
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
While I disagree with it, we have come far since the acient times of where there wasn't a choice.
Thus, we leave it to the female to choose. Usually if she's a Christian, the baby has a chance. If a liberal, very little chance.
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What's something that goes down?
Democrats on Oblabba when he utters another lie.
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Is it normal for a 60 year old man to still be masturbating?
Happy is the man who pleases himself :)
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Does a 40 year old man still have hope for marriage?
Check the Civil war vets. Many married at late 90 or so, the brides were like 16-21..Woohoo!! What a way to go!!.
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If no one liked you and everyone hated you would you just give up or keep trying no matter how much you tried it was so useless to get people to like you?
VERY few like me, but then if they really knew me, they'd have long ago burned me at the stake :)
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What's your reaction when you see these two pictures?
Please check my answer to see the pictures!
It's not the smokers who piss me off, it's all those butts floating afterward!! :)
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Has anyone ever made anything with tofu that actually tasted nice?
Well, I once had my landlord toss out some. a fair chunk landed next to a slug I kind of stepped on.
Withoin minutes, the ants came forth and started going after...THE SLUG!!
They NEVER touched the TOFU!! Smart ants, they shall rule one day :)
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What was the last thing your father told you?
I cannot recall. I was 4 and he went to work and hung himself...
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Are we over Michael Vick?
I never worried. Seems that just because he's high profile, people seem to have it in for him..He's only so-so as a pro, might get better, might get hurt.
The funny thing was at the most recent game, the protestors were out in force (If you call 20 or so a "Force" more like a "Farce" and frankly it's not like he killed someone, raped little girls or...
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What annoys u?
I don't know. I'm crazy for U. :)
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What is the most pain you've ever been in?
Physical: Sciatic nerve pinch. Ate a bottle of anacin (100 tablets) in 48 hours. My eyes were blurred, my stomach on fire and sounded like the ocean was in my ear. That felt good, compared to the nerve pain.
Emotional: Putting down my dogs..:(
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If you could have a shirt that says anything at all in big bold letters, what's something you'd like it to say?
Who cares what you think?
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Do you ever get too drunk to drive, but drive anyways?
Depends if the car I'm stealing is in working shape :)
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If I'm shopping and I find an item on a clearance rack that was put there accidentally, is the store obligated to sell it to me at the clearance price?
Make sure you switched the tags first. It's really easy to do!! :)
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True or False? Life on earth will cease to exist in the year 2012.
Like I really care??
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What language is the primary language in your country, and does it offend you wnen someone cannot speak & understand it correctly even though it is clear that they live here?
I agree that before you come, kno0w enough of the language to be understood.
Too many times I have gone to Fed offices and they have translators of several different languages. Some of them are paid VERY well and maybe once a month do they really do anything!
I think it's great we are "The melting Pot" but this includes a bit of understanding you follow the countrys ways....
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Do you resist the temptation to "kick someone when he/she is down", especially if you believe the person deserves it and brought it on him/herself?
As long as they never find out I did it :)
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An Arizona couple accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their children and then trying to have them developed at Walmart are suing the state and the retail giant. Should Walmart have reported them? Should the state have prosecuted?
Well, recalling pics from my own family I once was in a snap shot taking a dump while reading the comice (I was 3)
A couple of the pics were as chicldren 4-6 in bath tub.
It really depends on how this clerk was taught/trained/family.
Now if I saw them and knowing my past, I would have smiled and ignored them. But you get these 18 year olds and they have yet to understand the major...
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Some people get called ugly, but I actually think most people are fairly good looking. Agree or disagree(Be honest!)?
Describe "Fairly Good Looking" :)
Yes, some look better then me, some..Well, halloween is still to come and then they can come out for awhile :)
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Why do other people hurt animals?! ugh! animals just dont talk! why dont they treat them as another person?
Well, like the poster above said "They're not people"
But to also continue this.
1. Abuse from family, they cannot stike out on a strong person, so they go for what they see as weak.
2. Misdirected anger (Inclusive to the above)
3. Just plain mean.
I had 2 dogs which took me 2 years to get them to understand when I crack a beer, I WON'T beat on them like the...
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How much enjoyment does AB provide you with?
Alot. There's some people with their heads so far up their ass, that even the slighest knock on their position results in a raging, foam dripping rabid mongrel :)
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What's the latest movie you've seen in theaters? How would you rate it?
Cloverfield. Boy was I pissed about that.
I expected a "Monster Movie" and it was really a movie with a "Monster" in it.
Plus, 5 months later they come out with it on DVD and then they added 20 damn minutes to it. Damn it! I paid for "FIRST RUN QUALITY" not a chopped version!!
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Do you avoid answering some people's questions on AB simply because you have noticed they have a tendency to be extremely shrill in their comments back?
I avoid question due to "Some" of the following.
1. No understanding of what's being asked.
2. Stupid foolish questions (I flag them)
3. Piss poor phrasing (I flag them also)
4. Obvious politically motovated idiot questions.
Otherwise, I answer some with a snide response, or yank their chains (Showing how idiotic they are) or just ignore them.
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You wake up in the middle of the night because you get a weird sensation that someone is in the room. You see your six year old son standing there right next to your bed just staring at you (your sheets are snugly up around your neck)! What would you do?
Tell him to go back to bed and go back to sleep.
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The bible - written by man, right? so whats to stop ME writing a bible and proclaiming that christians have to abide by it because God gave me the inspiration?
Well, if you want to try and do it, go ahead. I heard of things "alightly" more stupid and foolish.
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My toenail caught on my steel boot and pulled up. It is only attached at the cuticle. Can I remove it? Or will that be too painful? Does a doctor have to remove it? Will it grow back? I am 50 years old.
Couple years ago, I was laying in bed and turned over, smacking my big toe into the shafts along the end of the bed. Hurt like a bitch.
Three days later, noticed blood in sock and so checked my nail, it lifted up away from toe and I gently pulled it away from cuticle.
It grew back in 6 months..
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Does nickle rust?
Actually, they corrode.
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If you found a wallet containing a driver license, 2 credit cards and $300 in cash, would you return the wallet?
I would and I'd try and not let it be known who did it.
"The reward is the deed, not the praise of another"
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Was Jesus created for the sole purpose of coming to earth to die for man's sins or did he exist before that?
I believe that he existed long before he came. But references to him are even found (IN a way of interpratation) in the old testament.
Rememebr when Issac was to sacrifice his son and God stopped him before he could?
There was a ram caught in some brambles nearby and so instead of his son, he sacrificed a ram as pure as snow. I believe this was (IMHO) also representive of the Christ and...
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Anyone else getting aggravated with the bing popup box on ab ? (It started talking to me and I thought a ghost had joined me :P ?)
Yes it is bothersome. So I send emails to the AB staqff telling them nasty things about their kids.
so far, no response. I guess I was right then :P
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If an atheist found writing or an image of something contradictory of god/jesus on food, would christians believe it?
Well, I really doubt it, could be manufactured.
I remember a question that went like "If they found the bones of Christ, would you still believe in him?"
The responses were overwhelingly positive they would.
But like another said "It's by FAITH we believe"
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I'm applying for a clothing store in the mall, but I don't know what the position is called. I just want to be a person who helps customers, work the cash register, etc. What would you call such a position?
Cashier.
Good luck!!
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Do you think it's okay for parents to track their children? Like GPS cell phones, car trackers, etc?
Considering the dangers that now face them...I'd not agree to some sort of "Chip" but maybe a cell phone with tracking in case they get snatched.
If you teach your children well and they learn the rules, therer's little chance they'll ignore most of them...Like there's going to be the "Perfect" child??
Even Jesus left his parents to talk with others...
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It's easy to feel down in this world. Got something uplifting to say?
If you have:
Food in the kitchen for more then one day,
A job where you earn enough to buy enough food/services
Have a house/decent rental
Car
You're doing better then 65% of the rest of the world. :)
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Why do some people treat those with disabilities like they're inferior or bad?
I think in a way, they are still in the past where you "Don't stare" and God forbid you should even ask which disability they have!
Now saying that, I have no problems with some of the people with disability. However, when it comes to the ones with major mental issues, I just hope they are taking the right meds on a controlled table.
Some do and do it well, some don't...
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What would you do if your friend was crazily obsessed with Michael Jackson?
well, if it was a guy, I'd keep little kids away from him.
But since you seem to have mentioned it's a she, I'd say "There plenty more black singers to adore, pick one"
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Where do you want to seat in an airplane?
Window seat with emergency exit.
I wanna see if I have time to strap on the chute before we hit...:)
Just kidding. I like to see the scenery.
Last time I was on a flight, a woman had my seat and got REAL offended about me exercising my pplacement. I then got a stewardess and she told her that 'He paid for it, it's his"
She gets up and I settle in. She then talked...
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How do i know if a guy likes me?Ok so i like this guy at school and he's really nice to me.he skipped football practice for me.gave me his sweater when i was cold and talks to me all the time.yet i dont know.My friends say he does but im not sure help!!!
He's done all that and you're unsure??
Strange..
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If you are a fan of Glenn Beck and if he admitted he was a racist, would you stop or continue watching his show?
I have watched him off and on.
Seems someone doesn't like it when he speaks the truth :)
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What would Christians do if an we discovered aliens that were more advanced than us and they didn't believe in God or heaven?
Maybe talk with them, show them the evidence and if they refuse to convert, just be friendly.
Most of the others answering this obviously have some major chips on their shoulders :)
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What is the best advice on marriage you have received?
Don't. and I have followed that..Did pretty good too!
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How do you know when your over someone?
When they look up at you and say "Get the hell off of me!" :)
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What is the last thing you planted?
My Lawyer advises me to keep silent :)
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My cousin Jeb has come up with a way to trick or treat at age 46. He's going to pretend to be mentally handicapped and he wants me to act like his guardian for a split of the candy. Is this wrong or is it just a harmless "trick" in the spirit of Halloween
That's ...weird and a bit disgusting...
Sounds like you're from the south.>Figures..:)
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When was the last time you drove on a dirt road or in a pasture/field? (anywhere except the paved highways)
about 6 months ago. I got away, the cop highcentered his car on a mound :)
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Don't you just hate people who don't love God?
No, but I am always wary of them..Never know what you might catch..Or find out :)
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Will you watch the youtube video I put together(please watch from start to finish. Comments welcome!)?
Well, considering i have seen car crash victums badly ripped open, this was about the same.
YOu're simply pointing out what may happen. Yes, war is brutal and people get injured/killed..What's new??
Since it is no longer a draft, this is a choice.
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Can you please tell me in three words or less how you ended it with your last s/o?
With tears...lots:(
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Are you bothered by the mistakes of your past?
Only sometimes..I regret not getting that knife set and using it...:(
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I thought I could save money by buying a car part at an auto store and having a garage install it. But they refused because I didn't buy the part through them ("You don't bring your own food to a restaurant and ask them to cook it."). Are they correct?
I remember one repair center said what my problem was, but the owner said "We're out of the part, hit this supplier and we'll install it for $25" (Midwest) so I did.
Some places are very tight, others are a bit nicer. :)
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Did you think that by now we would have caught Osama bin Laden? Have we given up?
Speaking as I asked one guy who was over there. He said you wouldn't believe some of the natural caves and where/how big they are and deep.
He said one would make the Carlsbad Caverns a mousehole in comparison.
PLus, he's VERY wary, he has people setting up meets MONTHS in advance and people constantly on the watch for "Strangers"
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Is winning a war as disastrous as losing one?
Well, considering after we bombed the crap out of Germany and Did the bombing on the Japs, we also went in and helped rebuild, gave billions away and did alot for them.
So for them, it was disastrous but benefical as this ended the blooshed on both sides.
For us, it was good as it ended a tyrants reign on both sides and those countries now watch their leaders more carefully...
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Why do you not hear gay people talk about their break ups or feelings? Do they never hurt?
Well, it's like being on one side of the fence.
I hear it alot from females/males as I am on the hetrosexual side.
if you hang with homosexuals/lesbians, then you'll hear more about it from them.
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How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?
laid off relax..:)
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Does it sound nice when guns rain bullets?
ONly when they are hitting the enemy..:)
Reminds me of the times I see the palestianians shooting off their ak-47 into the air..Damn, have you thought of where those bullets are going doofus??
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Does the fire department have other emergency vehicles besides fire trucks? What are they?
ERT (Emergency Response Team) they sometimes get to the scene and go into the blaze in case of life danger for those inside.
Fire Marshall has his own buggy.
In some rural towns, they have "Pumper Trucks" which have to be driven a tad more carefully as the water can shift quickly...
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Can you please describe your last phone conversation in 3 words or less?
DON'T CALL AGAIN!
Marketing company...
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If you're fired for "not taking the company to the next level," what could your boss have really meant?
He was not about to admit he made a bad choice, you were just lazy.
And gave bad head..or not enough.
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Can you remember something you 'made' (in school, scouts, or whatever) when you were little & can you share it with us today?
Yes, quite vividly.
We were given a small amount of ink, a paper and a straw. we had to "Blow" the ink to make a picture.
I made what I called "The Tree of Death" The teacher talked with my mother later :) (I was in 3rd grade...So, I was depressed even that young!!)
I had earlier made on of those plaster handprints. My little sister later got mouthy. I tell you,...
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I have a sharp pain below my ribs on the left side. It hurts when I move or take a deep breath. What could this be?
I hope they found out, this question was asked in 2004..:)
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I keep feeling that I am not alone and I can even feel the heat from their body, I can also sometime feel a body, but when I wake up I am by myself. Can anybody tell me what going on?
They're hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Poltergeist.
I suggest (No, not kidding) you get a camera and set it up and film the place this occurs most often. You may be very surprised at the results...Or diappointed..But good luck!!
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How friendly are you? (Take the quiz)
Your Friendliness Score is 21 (Unfriendly)
You seem cold and disinterested to those around you. You are hard to get to know.
While you may not try to be unfriendly, people are scared to be friends with you.
Yeah? Well go F--- yourself!! :)
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When I say "Green", what do you think of?
Slime.
Yes, it WAS a cheesy movie, but I liked the end :)
Little slime people buring alive..all nice and roasted as they hurtled towards the sun..
BURN BABY BURN!!!
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How do you react to request to do political surveys on the phone? Are you annoyed?
I say "One moment" and then lay the phone down and wait..and wait..and wait...:)
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Can anyone recommend any Germal metal?
Never heard of such..
Maybe German Metal?? Der Haus??
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What first comes to mind when you hear the words "mental hospital"?
Retreat for Democrats :)
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Should ex-president Bush be spanked for what he did?
Only after Oblabba gets the whipping he deserves. a 50' with 2' lashes..yeahhhhh
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Is there any type of repetitive noise or sound that relaxes you?
Washer or dryer..Till that damn buzzer goes off! BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! ARGGGHHHHH!!
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I am non-denomiantional , my husband and I married a couple of years ago, He was raised Church of Christ, and has been in Baptist church for a decade, but doesn't understand why or how I believe it is ok for a woman to preach, Can you please explain?
Well, look at it from his side. It's always been males who teach. You may disagree, but then again, why does it bother you so?
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Don't you just hate it when people give you a hard time? Some people won't listen to what you have to say, they judge, criticize, embrace themselves, and try to compare themselves to you. Don't you just find that annoying in some people?
I just tend to stay away from "Democrats" makes life better :)
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Do you wish you were one of your brothers or sisters instead of yourself?
Me? Be a bitch like them? No thanks!
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Sadam is dead! why is there still fighting in iraq?
Very simple. There's 2 factions (Among others) The Sunni and Bath Faith. Both or pretty much the same, but the Sunni party was back by Saddam, so they want to stay in power. The Bath party want a share of power also.
Meanwhile, the soldiers are being slaughtered...By those who hate the fact we're there and they support the Sunni party..
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Would you rather be a single and be able to do almost anything when you're out or would you rather have a gf/bf but still go out on clubs but then you have limits of what you're doing?
I'm single..answer the question??
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What is something you would NOT see at a church?
A stripper showing off her talents
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "guilty'?
What did you do this time HJ?
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I can't believe i'm saying this but,Obama has come up with an idea i actually like.He wants children in this country to spend more time in school.Anyone else like the idea?
I agree with this as it'll keep the mouthy little shits in school more and maybe they MIGHT actually learn something.
Though I'd say that goes more for those who care a "Little" bit..Inner city?? They'd prefer to just hang out, drug it up with te rap crap.
Just cannon fodder...
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How much credit card debt do you have?
I have zero!!
This is due to me being laid off in 2006. Thus falling behind and thus the accounts being closed and written off. Now the debt buyers are demanding payments and I give them a stiff middle finger salute.
So in reality, I have none as the original creditors have given up and so, I legally don't owe this, but in another 4 years, I am free no matter what crap they try and...
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I really hate cats!I cannot stand pictures of them! I cannot even watch catfood commercials on television. Is there anyone else out there who feels the same? (Cat lovers please do NOT answer) (if this question is dr-ed, I will assume it was by cat lovers)
You are starting to sound like that young *unt who threw a kitten in a stove and then turned it on...
Fair play would have been for her to get the same treatment..
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What are 2 bad things about home ownership?
Insurance and fires...One good, but expensive.
The other bad, but depending on amount of insurance, could be good!
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What would you do if you woke up nude and there was a donkey in your bedroom?
I am debating wheather to kick drugs, or to ask it out for a date :)
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How old were you when you learned the meaning of anal sex?How?
Can't remember, but it was out of the "World Catalog of Sex"
I never knew people DID those sort of things :)
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In terms of belief in a God can millions of people really be wrong?
Try Islam..Then let me know :)
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What would happen if I fired a cheeseburger out of a cannon?
Well, either lots of birds or ants would be happy...
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Whats the best thing God has ever created .....?
Jesus.
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Is a 19 year old girl too young to date a 31 year old guy?
Half a mans age, + 7 years was the criteria for some debating if the guy was too old.
Heck, if you both love each other, want to spend your lives together and are REALLY ready for the days that aren't so "Great" then yes.
But it is really up to you both.
Kind of funny, that is it was reveresed, then people would say it was a cougar on the hunt. Which is a disparegment to...
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Other then promote voter fraud, what does Acorn do?
Make the dead come alive!!
so many walking dead voting..It's a MIRACLE!!!
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Who would you call to bail you out of jail?
Nobody as I would be damn embaressed...
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If you want to cut your hair. Which day will go for a cut?
When the babershop reopens:
about 4 weeks ago, a person stole a 2009 mustang and was chased by the cops. Lost control and went right into the babershop down the street. They guy had too little insurance, so I'm waiting and then when he reopens, I'll start patronizing his place to help in my way.
About every 4 weeks I guess after that.
BTW the car was totaled..BASTARD!!
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I have a desktop that is almost 10 years old that I haven't used since '05. I don't want to just throw it away; I want to donate it to a great cause. What great causes can I donate that old computer to?
Target Practice...BANG!!
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What is your favorite charity
OMGO (Old Man Getting Older) I collect what I can so as to fund the twilight years of a person whose life was tainted by death, discouragement and degenerency. (Though he liked the last part)
I don't ask for any help, I just collect what I can and slowly add to the fund. I'm hoping to win the lottery so I then can help him fully and then relax from my work :)
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Have you ever donated money and then been made to feel bad about the charity you chose?
Some (Not often) ask me who I have given to. I usually say "Why is it any of your damn concern?"
They usually just say "Oh, I was just asking"
"Fine, then how many times did you whack off this month?"
"That's disgusting"
"So is your question"
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Have you ever found valuable art which has been donated to the Goodwill donation bin?
No, but did at a SA store.
"Indian at Crow Festival" was the title of the lithograph. They sold it for $35, the value (Ebay) was $125.
I gave it to BIL for christmas as he was into Native Art.
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Are there any charities in (your town/city)?
You can't swing a cat without hitting one!
Oh..oh..PETA is knocking on my door for that reference!! HELP!!!
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What do you think about robert mugabe president of zimbabwe?
Seen very little of him, but heard about their land reform which has the whites on the run...Pity and now they'll just become another somalia.
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Would you consider leaving your body to science?
They'd want a refund, though I gave it for free :)
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How was your last dinner with your in-laws?
It was great!! I looved it very much....Because it was the last damn time I had to deal with those scumbags. :)
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If someone blows pot smoke in your face will you test postive
Nope I won't. But I surely would be convicted for atrocious assault..Possibly murder..
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If your family member offered for free to give you one of their cars that you wanted, would you take it for free or give money for it?
I wouldn't be able to accept. I'd have fucking died from the shock they even would give something away!
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Sometimes I see some very strange Q & A. Do you think AB has aliens from other planets as members?
No, just too many mental midgets...
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Can drinking a lot of alcohol reduce your chance of getting pregnant?
It will increase the chances of her getting knocked up. But it'll lower the chances of her ever finding out "Whose your Daddy?"
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Will you bum me a smoke?
Bum it yourself, do I look like your slave??
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AB is over two years old. Have all the interesting questions been asked?
Considering that I have seen so many repeated questions, I really hope we get some people in soon, with some REAL questions..Plus would be for good grammer too.
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Have you ever had to wonder where your next meal was coming from?
No, I knew the fridge was full...
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Do you know anyone who has gone to church for food?
I have, but only during the yearly meals..Christmas, Thanksgiving. New Years, Easter.
I've seen alot of people go to the SA local area office and get a box ot two of food. Plus I have seen people brought in and then start saying "Oh I don't like this, or that, or don't you have anything better, this is only fit for dogs"
They were told that's all and they...
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HOLY!I took my 12 year old cousin(a boy) to a mall and he's in the women section everytime!He always smells womens panties and lingeries.Everyone is staring at him.I asked him why he does that he said ''I love women.''What do I do?
Make sure he knows about condoms..Either way he goes, he'll be safe..
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If i want to apply for a personal loan to help a friend in financial trouble, but I don't want them to know where the money came from... Is there a way for me to apply for a loan and just have the check mailed to the other party in their name?
Get the loan, then leave them an envelope full of cash..They'd never know..Or send it to them in the mail (Protective cover also) if they got a check, they can trace back to where sold...
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Have you ever just up and moved somewhere without knowing anyone there or even having much of a plan when you got there, with little money, say a few hundred to a couple thousand dollars?
Yes, I did and it was THE most stupid thing I ever could have done...Lost too much to ever recoup...
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Is it normal to find Bear Grylls quite dashingly handsome, even as he is tearing the raw flesh off a dead zebra with his teeth?
I would be curious as to how a bear got to Africa, but still it's a funny and odd question...+3
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A friend went to her cousin's funeral,services held at funeral home before interment. people were lighting candles placed along a wall. when my friend inquired she was told it is $20 to light a candle! is this something new? is this a Kentucky custom?
It's to pay for the bar-B-que later..MMmmm Good eating! :)
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Can You buy Cigettes from a Indian Reservation for 2.00 apack instead of the 6.50 apack in Iowa and have them shipped to you?
YOu want to be VERY careful about that.
There "Really" are suppposed ot be used "ONLY" on the reservations.
But, as long as nobody tips off state tax authority, then you're good.
Related story: A woman went to Oregon and while there, bought cigs for her friends. Coming back, she got stopped by a cop, he asked her "Do you smoke?" (He saw the various...
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How can one treat homosexuality? What is the therapy?
Ince they bend over, or open wide, it's too late..Find others who need help.
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I'm a girl and I don't make a lot of money and I'm not extremely educated, do I still have a chance with a guy? Do I still have a chance at true love if I don't make a lot of money and I'm not extremely educated?
Of course, just get a rich BF, get knocked up and you're set for life..Even if he doesn't marry you, he'll still have to pay support.
You got i9t made in the shade,so, spread them and let them!
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What do you think of this Revenge business that two Los Angeles women have started? Are they headed for some serious legal trouble and "Lawsuit City?" [Click on the link for the news story on MSNBC.]
From the one guy, sounds like they're heading to court REAl soon..
Scuzzy females..Well, not too surprising..
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Can You Buy Cigeretts from another state and have them shipped to your home Legally?
www.ryocigarette.com
Depending on your states prices, maybe be cheaper to buy in state.
Don't worry about state taxes, if you buy from another state and pay their taxes, you're legal..
Now if you buy from say an Indian Reservation, then it's a bit dicey..Be aware.
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Why do Chinese restaurants often have a fish tank?
Fresh fish!! Fresh Fish!! (Oh wait, that's prison talk!!)
If they look better then what you're eating, be glad..
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The tabloids are reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears, 18, is now pregnant again with her second out-of-wedlock child. Isn't that wonderful news? Aren't ya just "thrilled" for her? Isn't she an inspiration and a role model for other unwed teenage girls?
Well, if they want to be tagged as "Sluts" then fine by me, but I'll keep my zipper up.
Sigh, not surprising this day and age..Too many think love means getting naked and screwing like animals...
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All my life I have given everything to others. If I decide to basically F the world and my family, and go after what makes me happy, does that make me a bad person?
If you stomp on baby kittens, puppies and ducks along the way, then yes.
Be nice to the animals..Humans suck :)
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If the healthcare legislation working its way through congress is so great, then why do the democrats refuse to allow legislators (and the public) enough time to examine it before they vote on it?
They want it to be a surprise..Like Christmas..
Just like the Christmas my Grandmother gave a 12 year old blender to my older sister..Well used too! :)
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Do you accept UFO reality?
Well, yes I do.
"and I saw a wheel within a wheel and they did alight from it"
Something like that and that's out of the Bible.
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To all guys. What is the last thing you would like to hear on a date with a girl?
Can we invite more next time? I like to have choices...
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What is your opinion of the ancient "Mayan Doomsday Prophecy", which is supposed to occur in the year 2012?
I've heard that, I also heard that the return of the king is about 2013..
I laugh at all this, not that I don't believe in the return of the King (Jesus) but there's so many tings taht have to happen first.
But I'm going to see the movie, I'll have pop and hot buttered popcorn and this IS unusual as I dislike sitting in the theatre and the prices for the food are...
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Which image of Jesus do you love the most?
Well, I tried to upload the pic, but it won't...dang.
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What are the benefits of being an AARP member?
You get the priveldge of sending money to people who don't really get anyting done..
Hmmm..like our taxes ya know??
I say this as my Mother (GRHS) sent them money as dues and she got damn little except pleas for more and more.
They said "Oh, we're working on getting the notch babies more SS benefits"
Bullshit, she only got what they gave and nothing more, but...
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If Najibullah Zazi is an Al Qaeda oprative and he is convicted and sent away for life. How eager do you believe his buddies will be embolden to pull off an attack to avenge him, or will they just be scared off?
They're going to be more eager to do something to not "Avenge" their comrade who was captured, but to show that they can be thwarted, but not stopped.
Just like in Israel, the bombers are stopped, at times, but some do get through.
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If a relative stays longer then a month, should she pay her share of household bills?
If it's longer then a week they should kick in!!
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Why is everyone (mainly kids) so fucking lazy and impatient?
Good question +3.
It can be said that:
1. Parents too lazy to show what real work is.
2. Indulgent parents.
3. Age of "Entitlement Attitude" (From parents passed to kids)
4. The past showed us that you could be rich by very little work, but you had to get very lucky (THis is what kids miss)
5. Instead of actually reading a book, video games have replaced real...
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Why do people post stars on the front doors of thier home? Is it to show that a family member is serving in the military, or must they be in an active war? Do all branches of the military use stars or does the Air Force use bars? Is there a difference
During WW II they did that to show support for those serving and those left behind to wait.
A window with a gold star means the person serving was killed :(
There is actually a movie called "The Fighting Sullivans" in which this caused a major change in military actions. There were 5 brothers serving on one ship. It was sunk and they all were killed.
Now the military...
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How should we take care of the homeless issue?
There are many resources, but it is up to them to take advantage of them. Anything less is THEIR choice.
And if they be mentally ill, we have to wait till they are a danger to themselves or othes, then we can lock them up once again..Silly isn't it??
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Is it illegal to be homeless to save money?
No, not around here, but then again, you can get killed and then you're savings go to your burial..If you're not ripped off by the thief, cops, ambulance, corenor help...
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Do you ever give anything to homeless people on the streets holding signs? What have you given?
A flyer where they can get free food, shelter and clothing.
They don't seem to appreciate it..So then I give them a bronx cheer.
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Why do the homeless only tell you all the rotten luck they've had to get them to where they are but neglect to tell you all the bad decisions they've made to make it worse?
What?? Tell the truth?? Why that's just disgusting that you'd want them to admit they srewed up their lives!! (Just kidding)
But it's true, I don't deny some have had a bad spot of luck, but to continually say "I'm poor and nobody loves me or cares" is jsut the usual "Give me money I'm so poor" but danged if they'll try to help...
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Why are there so many young homeless people in Portland,Oregon?
Many are "Street Families" and sleep anywhere they can. They live by theft and begging.
Plus, many think "Oh the world owes me a living and I'm so special, gold will fill my pockets soon"
Such an attitude of entitlement is not uncommon among those who really have no clue. Many just hang around DT portland and bum money.
Lord knows how many times I have gone...
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One christmas some homeless people made an event for one day; how would you feel if a homeless person gave you 20$, because they wanted you to see their needs?
I hand it back and say "I'm more valuable then that"
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I would like to make a package of Ramen noodles everyday and give them to a homeless person. How do you think this would go over? Do you think they will be grateful or offended?
It'll go over like a turd in a punchbowl.
NIce thought, but most "Homeless" are really drug/alcohol abusers.
Give to a local charity, ignore the street side beggars
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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible?
Hmmm...Well, I think that may have been his son..Here's the true demise of the dougboy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9uG8r-dQU&feature=related
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If you were paid $25,000 a day to stay off Answerbag, would you do it? If you say no, you're lying.
I say no and you're DR'ed for such an assuming position.
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What happened to manners? Is it too hard to say thank you or have a nice day when you serving someone at a restaurant? As a server I try to give the best service with a smile and thank you because I know those are the people that are feeding my family.
Sorry to say manners have gone.
That you still slog along is good and keep it up. Those who treat you badly, think that it doesn't matter. What goes around, comes around and they'll one day find that they want that "Thank you" but they won't get it.
Serves them right!
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It has been proven that take-away packaging impact on environment. Therefore if restaurants decided to stop using take-away package for our environment, would you support the green decision and bring your own food or beverage containers?
Well, not the most foolish question, but close.
What should have happened, is the makers of said packaging find a way to make it more easily disposable and harmless to the enviorment.
Like those cornstarch peanuts. Just make the containers out of the same stuff..Although I'd not use it for soups :)
The rest is silly..If they get sick, whose to blame? Plus this ain't going to...
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When eating in a restaurant, would you rather have a server who checks up on you every few minutes, even after you've gotten the food, or a server who takes a long time to get to your table and only comes back to give you the bill?
If it's a female and young, often is good :)
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Can restaurants in Ohio force waitstaff to pay for diners bills after the diners have fled without paying
Don't know but sure as hell wouldn't work there..
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I went to a restaurant once and the waiter was deaf. I repeated my order 8 times and finally had to write it down. It's great to employ those with disabilities but isn't it silly to put them in positions where they can't really do their job?
I remember going to a resturant in another country and knew they had a hard time with english. So I wanted eggs, milk and ham. So I oinked, clucked and mooed.
The waiter looks at me and says "What's your problem?" :)
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Do you, the general public, think it is easy to wait tables?
Of course it is! Just ask any brain surgeon :)
I worked with a guy who used to cook and he told me that it was such a pain having to watch over 12 steaks, breakfast orders included and eggs and pancakes..Damn, no thank you ma'am!
I just tip and thank God I'm not doing that for a living!!
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Being a waitress and a Bartender, i have alot of regular customers whom i see 3 times a week. Ive also noticed that most of my black customers never leave decent tips. It's either good or bad. No matter how good the service was. why is that?
Dennys had that same issue with their staff. seems the stream of blacks coming in, left terrible tips and even though the staff knocked themselves out for them to try and have them tip more, they didn't.
So, then they started to downsize the service as it didn't matter what they did, they just wouldn't get squat for tips and this of course caused a major suit and comlaints.
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What would be the worst thing a waiter could do?
Gently set the food on the table, barf and pass out..YURK!!
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How can I get more tips as a waitress? What would make you go, "wow, she deserves 50%" lol?
Work topless and be under 29..Yeah, that'll get you some tips :)
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My boyfriend and i went to a restuarant this morning. there was 2 tables free but we were told we would have to wait...the two tables sat idle. when asked why they didnt seat us there, the girl said "i dont feel like explaining" what do you think was up?
I'd have said (Before leaving) "You're tinme of the month bitch?"
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Besides just not leaving a tip, have you done anything to kind of "get even" with a rude server? (I once left behind 2 one-dollar coins on my table for a very rude waitress. They were super-glued to the table top.)
I can't top that one though..Man, that's GOOD!! But I'd go for the "Don't be a bitch" note. still funny as hell!!
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How can a restaurant effectively improve service?
Raise the rpices and pass that onto the wait staff..Fire the lazy shits and praise the good workers.
If customers complain baout the prices, let them kow they need not tip. They're paying for that with their meal..
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Whats a smart ass thing to say or do to a customer who doesnt tip at all-even after you were super nice? (waitress-working in a low class bar)
Just because the bar is low class, doesn't mean YOU have to be the same.
Do your job as best as you can, if you feel you're "Unappreciated" then find another place. Many dives hire many losers. Find an upper level place and try there.
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Why are there not many Korean restaurants as there are Chinese?
They haven't joined the union yet :)
I think it's due to that the Koreans have a small base and so they are viewed a bit off by USA customers. The chinese have long been in the USA nad so have a sort of "Common Ground" with us as for being slaves.
Plus, they are so damn polite!! I have NEVER had a bad meal at a chinese resturant and those girls look as tasty as the...
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Would you send a dish back if it did not taste good or you received the wrong food?
I once ordered a meal which was about $15 and she brings out a plate of lobster complete with everything. I chowed down (The cost wouold have been $45) and had a couple of drinks.
Went to counter, paid the $15 and then hit the waitress with another $10 and told her I appreciated the error! (BURP!)
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When you go to a restaurant, have you ever walked out, only because, it took a long time for you to get waited on?
It's happened a few times. Once it was about 20 minutes before I even got a menu and then I looked it over and the waitress is standing there and I then got up, looked at her and said "I don't see anything tasty, I'm leaving"
She stood there stunned. I had to chuckle recalling that night!!
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Ordered string squash WITHOUT butter! Said it 4 times! When the squash came it tasted EXACTLY like it had butter! When I asked if it did, the waiter said, "No!" ! I said, "Hope not, 'cause I'm allergic!" ! THEN they admitted it DID! What would YOU do?
I'd have gone to the manager, complained and NOT ever returned. You can DIE from some of those allergies and thus, they put your life at risk.
Man, I'd also have demanded they fire the bastards and would have hit CL and also complained..SPread the word!! (Today, the word is "Legs")
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Do waiters really spit in food?
Yes and be very careful if there's "Ethnic Help" in the back.
True story, The Rev J. Jackson recalled when he worked in an upscale resturant, he'd spit on the salads of the white customers.
I will check out a resturant and usually it's take out and WATCH the cook and others..
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What percent of the bill do you typically tip in a restaurant? Did you ever not tip?
I did once and man, was the waitress pissed, she even complained and it was with my older sister who told her the reasons (With manager standing there)
1. Greet the customers in a pleasant tone, (she approached and said "what do ya want?")
2. Have a pitcher of ice water handy, don't use a glass from another table to refill glasses.
3. Come by at LEAST once to see if...
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What is something that you just can't ignore?
Breathing
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What is the first emotion you feel when you realize a friend has left or is leaving ab?
well, I'd be shocked if anyone ehre was my friend. I have lots of enemies, but then again, so many here take themselves so seriously, they remind me of those islamic idiots that if you don't act like they do, then run for cover!! :)
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Do you respect other peoples opinions?
Only if they agree with mine.
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Please help! my feet stink! I am only 14, and this has NEVER happened before. All of a sudden since maybe 2 days ago, (september 22, 2009) after school i noticed it. I just finished taking a shower and washing my feet, but the stink is coming again! hlp
I used to have the same problem from 12-18. I used "Cornhuskers" (My feet also were cracking) and nightly apply and wear socks. Kept the problem down until body chemistry changed..
Yeah and man, you could know when I took my shoes off..I also reccomend using a shoe pad with charcoal as it does help absorb some of the smell, but not all.
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Why do so many say there is "proof" of God? Why isn't faith in God enough for many? Is faith enough for you? It is for me.
Faith is enough for like you and I.
The "Unbelivers" deamnd the proof as they know it's not 'Possible" to show "Evidence" and so they trot along like fools towards the cliffs of hell merrily thinking they have won the arguement, though they truly have lost everything.
But have faith and hope that they too shall return to the one who loves them.
Till...
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OK: you've gotten that speeding ticket. Will you go to traffic school or just take the point on your record?
I make sure first, there wasn't "Mitagating Circumstances"
I got nailed for 41 in a 25 mph zone years ago. Three days afterward I'm on the same road and then I noticed that there were NO signs denoting this.
I went into court, pled "Not guilty" and then had to reappear at a court date later. I filmed both sides of the road, the judge smiled and threw out the...
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Is mankind on the cusp of a bright new age, or on the doorstep of dismal decline and decay?
Read "Revelations" in the bible.
Sad to say, it's the latter..Be prepared..Save your soul..
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Our government tries to do too many things for too many people. We should just let people take care of themselves. True or false? Expand your answer.
Provide for the common defense, promote the "General welfare" and secure the blessing of Liberty.
Well, that went into the shitter in the 1950's I guess...The thing is, we'd have had so many programs for helping the needy, but what happened?
They were abused, the "Provider" employed more in the govt then truly helped and those who could have done good, got...
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Is there one thing (or more) each day that you do for someone else? Or, can you share one thing that someone else does for you?
I wake up daily and think "No, I will NOT start shooting the neighbors even though they bug me"
So, they're still alive and happy. Me, I'm getting close to the edge.....:)
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Why did brown sugar become the norm for use in oatmeal and not regular sugar?
The company fearing charges of racism decided to change it...
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I drive 45 miles ONE way to a job that I hate making $12.00 an hour for 2 years now. I think it is time for a change but no one around home is hiring. Any suggestions?
I'll trade you for it.
I'd LOVE to be doing whatever it is.
I get $334 weekly for UI, I have no car.
So, howabout it?
Personally, I'd smile and know I have it better then most and feel rather humble too...
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Funny name for a dental practice?
Deep drilling Dentistry.
Yank'em and Howl Dentistry. (Maybe for a vet?)
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Does it anger you when you ask a question then see an almost exact replica of your qeustion a few minutes later? What if it was awarded more point then yours?
No, I jsut DR them as I go by..Even if they're not mine. Have been seeing it too much and so I nail them..I also DR stupid and foolish questions. You got an uprate because of your most thoughtful question. :)
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HAVE YOU EXPEREMENTED WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX AND HAVE BEEN ASKED TO SHOW YOUR PECKER AND HE SHOWS HIS
I only played "Doctor" with females...
SOunds kind of queer anyway :)
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What should the world do about Iran's nuclear program?
Send them a few groups of Navy Seals and then some nukes to clean it all up..Case solved!!
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Why are some straight people so flamboyant about being straight, yet others just act like everyone else and don’t make a big deal about it?
I've never seen such from hetrosexuals..Homosexuals..Yes, a few lesbians..yes..
Very strange questions, describe how you mean "Flamboyant"??
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Why won't God heal amputees?
Faith. As he said "If you had the faith of even a mustard seed, you could command this mountain be cast into the ocean"
That's why few "Miracles" with humans doing them occur. We have not the faith we should have.
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What justification/reason would you need in order to agree that killing every firstborn in a country is ethical?
Because i was king of the jews and I sure don't want to lose my high position or rank or all the goodies that come along with it.
Yes, wrong, but that's how humanity works.>Greed..Simple greed and lust for POWER!!!!
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If George W. Bush had been allowed to run for a third presidential term and won, in what economic state would the United States financial structure be in at this point?
We'd be possibly in the same shape, but we'd have alot more HOPE then we do now...
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Could you really be comfortable in a bedroom like this?
I'd start feleing a bit "Queer" after a few days. But it's ok, though like everyone elose said "Not my style" Kinda reminds me of some upper class whorehouses though :)
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My Birthday is coming up, any one out there going to wish me a Happy one or send me a video or email address? I'm not doing anything for my birthday so I would like a friend. :o)
Well, I helped celebrate my sisters 50th and I even gave her kids some cash for their birthdays.
This year, all I got was a call 4 days AFTER my birthday and sister says "Oh I forgot"
Fine..For the rest of the year and onward I'm going to forget also. I'm going to forget ALL OF THOSE CHEAP PRICKS>>> NO MORE GIFTS OR CRAP> NO MORE!! NO MORE!!!
So, I...
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Mackenzie Phillips ( former "One Day at a Time," tv star) stated on Ophra: I had sex with musician dad John Phillips, former member of the "Mamas and Papas" rock group. She also said she is releasing a book today. Do you think this is a publicity stunt?
Well, that "Daddy" isn't around to be able to defend himself, speaks volumes frankly.
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What food do you eat around the time of "tres reyes" (que comidas comes para la celebracion de tres reyes magos)?
Anything I damn well want to.
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How does a guy who looks like he is 40 but really 50 + meet ladies? Notinto bars anymore, not church either. Where and how does a divorced man meet new women? Out of ideas, tird of meeting drunks and druggies (2009-09-25)
Well, where'd you meet the first one?
While some drunks/druggies slip through, many churches still welcome most people.
Here's one idea for you. Start your OWN singles group and you don't even need a church (Though it helps, higher quality) and thus you can help yourself and others!
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Has the scandle with ACORN, do damage to the Demorcratic Party? What will happen next? How long till ACORN shuts down?
Well, it remains to be seen, but even Barney Fag is bailing on them...I think that the Dems will limit fallout from it all.
I sure like their tatic of suing for the hidden taping, but I doubt their going to win, been done before for exposure and never have seen anyone else try and sue.
But considering who they are, or what they believe in doing (Which is making a buck anyway possible)...
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Does 2 Chronicles 7:14 still apply today?
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will i hear from heaven and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Yes. If all epople would trun from their evil ways, this country would once again be under Gods blessings..But he has abandoned us..:(
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Congress is FINALLY going to pass health care reform. Do you favor a "public option?" Why or why not?
(Chuckle) Maybe if suddenly they all pretty much died will it pass. Even Obaamas people are fighting each other as the damn thing has become a morass of bickering.
Heck, the Republicans are sitting off to the side chuckling even!
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Which Holiday party is the best to go to?
Free booze
Free food
Free sex
In that order.
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A dude almost got away with blowing up a skyscraper here in Dallas, Texas. I'm 45 minutes away but that's scary! how would you feel?
Thanking God for G. W Bush and the Homeland Security that's in place.
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Which one of you bastards ate the last doughnut?
Don't look at me! I only eat brownies..Not the GS types, the ones with funny green stuff in them :)
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Do you find it offensive if people tell you they include you in your prayers? I for my part have no interest in playing a role in their obscure rituals.
Nah, I could use it as I'm sure many are praying for my demise from Ab anyway :)
Now it WOULD bother me if they're praying I join their cult and so will be like them and commit suicide when they drink the kool-aid.
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What spending programs should be reined in to cut the deficit?
welfare (In certian sections)
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How can airlines justify charging passengers who want to choose where they sit: surely there should be cabins for single passengers & other seats for passengers flying together?
Well, you got a choice, find another or drive a car to your destination...
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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way?
I laughed everytime someone would do that.
If I ever did that, be sure I'd have some fast backup..If I ever did that though.
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Is skyrocketing unemployment to 10%+ compatible with Yes We Can?
If the following words are "Take it in the ass" then yes.
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Why are Muslims and Christians producing children when Judgement Day could happen at any time?
I would suggest (Not being snide) you read "Revelations" in the bible. They describe the events leading up to the end and what to watch for..
Many sigs have appeared, and more to come.
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Let's say everything that Obama says in the following video is true and will happen ... is there a downside to it?
"Pre-existing Conditions" wouldn't be a reason for turndown..Umm..There's thousands of people with AIDS who are just chomping at the bit for this. You think it'll be cheap? Think again...
If we looked at either Englands, or Japan models, we'd find a possible solution, but frankly, that's about as likely as total peace in the world in the next 5 min...
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Do you enjoy getting mail?
Not if it's from collection agencies :)
Or the IRS, or the local Sheriffs office (Summons) or one of those scams..(Boring!)
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I got a DR for my answer. I would like serious opinions only. Is this the random work of a troll, or does someone out there think that this is racist "hate speech"?
Why complain? There's ALWAYS going to be people just crusing by and DR'ing people for the hell of it.
I have been DR'ed also, no biggie, I don't waste time worrying about it.
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People should be able to rely on the government for help when they need it. True or false? Why?
False. This creates the sense of "Don't worry if we can't afford to live here Honey, the Govt will pick up the tab. Thus you get alot of people waiting for the "Working" class to work harder so they can live easier.
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President J.F.Kennedy and his brother Robert Kennedy both were assassinated by shooting. Did their brother Edward Kennedy ever get shot?
NO, but on several occasions he shot himself in the foot..>Typical liberal :)
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So I just saw this huge, disturbing 'Instant Answerbag Survey' banner asking if my question had been answered. When did this start?
I believe today and frankly it sucks.
I know Ab gets revenue form advertising, but to cram that shit on the page as well as having the fucking idiotic pop-ups that the "pop-up Blocker" won't eliminate shows that they will do ANYTHING to make an extra 5 cents..
Greedy pukes and scum.
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What do you think life and society would be like if only women could use weapons?
Lots of guys wouldn't be "Fully Equipped"
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Is god flesh nd blood and if so has he bodily funtions,such as brain and stomach. Dont want to sound bad but if he has a body then he must have same insides. So i think he must be a spirit,whats the bible say?
God is mental energy without form.
He could blink and blow away the planet, or just freeze us also...
Hey, I have some doritos, want some?
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When you go to a religious service, how much do you usually put on the offering plate?
Everything I've pickpoketed from the congregation :)
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What are some good paying jobs, how much do they make, and what is the description?
I think there's a thing called google..Maybe you might try it and quit wasting others valuable time...
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Do you think that Mohamed Ali might have been the very first rapper?
Well, considering his mental state, which was pretty common to most of these "Wanna-be's" and such...Possibly...They're all pretty mental anyway..Singing (Loud laughter) about "Bitches and Ho's" you really think this is good music?
I've got a bridge for sale.
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Why did Wanbli close his account?
Probably because of the stupidity of this site, the mass appeal to low class people who think they need to post the same damn quesiton 15 times daily and the pathetic nature of this whole place in general.
Or maybe he found somehting to screw instead.
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What do you know about God?
How much will you pay me to tell you?
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Has science found or proved that the earth stood still for a day .....like the bible talks about when God kept the sun from going down so his people could win a war?
Well, if you don't believe, why do you give a shit??
If you do believe, then why ask??
such idiocy I see daily from this place...Sheesh..
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Are there a lot of people in prison who don't need to be there?
Yes and we really need to weed them out!!
We just cannot have law abiding peple locked up in prison and NOT paying their fair share in taxes..That's just really not fair!! :)
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Have you ever yelled at your server at a restaurant? was your spouse supportive or embarassed? did you feel any remorse afterward?
No, but then again, I am wondering if they ever did anything worth yelling at them for?
If I ever get upset, I just don't leave a tip. That usually is the best message. I also contact the manager and cuss him out for allowing such genetic drift to be employed there
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Whom You Shared Your Last Ice-Cream With?
2 others. So there was "Me, myself and I" sharing it...Oh, a few drips were donated to some hungry ants also...
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What clown would you not like to have at your party?
BIll Clinton, Obama, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter
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What is a good theme for a teenage party?
Considerign they probably know how to do it, a strip poker party might not be bad..Bring the condoms and lube :) (Just kidding)
What with kids today, God only knows, you might find out if they are geeks or such, have a computer based game such, rent a few (I believe you can) and thus supply chips, dip and pop and the odds of a rowdy party is likely not going to occurr.
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You're at a party when it get's pretty rowdy, what would you do?
Thank God I rented a place in case this happened.
If not at my place, either join in or leave (Usually when glassware is being chucked..time to go!)
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Do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass?
Yep, saw many interesting events foretold on that piece of paper.
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What would be something that could "kill" a lively party?
a humongous killer fart...We're talking level 5 toxicity.
Projectile vomiting..In the punchbowl...On the food...
earthquake (TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!!)
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What would make your parties extra special?
strippers....
a police raid...Atf, fbi, cia damn that would be interesting...
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When do you know if your dog is done delivering puppies
If it's her first, you'll hear the bitch scream/howl...after 4-5 litters, you just listen for the plop (sigh) plop (sigh)...
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In a secular society, why is that you celebrate Christmas...If you don't believe in Christ why do you celebrate and buy gifts then? If your country becomes secular, then you should not have Christmas. What are your thoughts?
Christmas was "Invented" to pull the druids away form their worship to the "Christian State" of belief that Jesus was born in December.
In addition (This may be a stretch for some) that Santa is also a distraction by "Satan" and thus it "Detracts" from the symbol of Gods love for us.
Frankly, it's become nothing more then a month (Or more)...
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M theory, super symmetry, string theory etc., they all exist on paper but any scientist would tell you there is no hard evidence they exist. How does that differ from religion if you don't have any hard evidence?
Religion and science can and do differ.
One is by thought and experimentation.
The other is by hearing and thus faith is something you cannot touch or see.
"Blessed are you for you have seen me, blessed more are those who believe but have not seen me" (Jesus to Thomas)
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Where do republicans get all of their firearms?
Same place others do..Sheesh..Got your Oblabba colored glasses on a bit tight hey?
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When could we expect a feature for authors of answers and/or comments to delete their answers and/or comments?
Considering the amount of stupid questions also, I think since they allow from really stupid questions, then they should keep everything or delete everything.
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Do you believe that Social Security will even EXIST by the time you need it?
Yes it will, quit being an idiot and read up on it.
The admistration long ago bought bonds and have yet to even cash them in. Even if they did cash ALL of them in, there's enough till 2050..
Sheesh, such sheeple!
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I thought social security was for people that had paid into it. apparently, this isn't true or are the stories of people getting it that never paid into it untrue?
Yes and it was like this when it first came out too. Many were approved, though they never paid a dime.
But the real help comes form the disability to familes whose kids are messed up.
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Who breaks the news before anyone else?
The person committing the offense, crime, political blooper and whoever is taping it :)
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Have you seen these newest trailers for the end-of-the-world flick, "2012?" One is embedded, and the other is linked, right below this question. Will it break attendance records? (Who wants to go see this with me? I'll buy the popcorn!)
Heck, that was nifty! I think I'll go for the special effects..As for believing? Nope, but that's only minor..I'll spring for another round of popcorn though. I want a bit heavy on the butter..Cause if I'm wrong, I wanna go out HAPPY!! (Popcorn makes me happy, especially with butter!)
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Can a felon in Michigan own a handgun? Can they own one if there record gets expunged? Is there any website I can get information on this? Dont they still have the right to bear arms? The felony was drug related, and first time felon.
No you can't. Now go to a lawyer and maybe they can help you. Asking that question on AB is about as valid as a excuse for becoming a felon.
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Do you have a passion in life? If so what is it?
Not anymore, so I come to AB and let out my fustrations :)
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I want to buy a vineyard in New Bedford Massachusetts, I have no savings and a bad credit rating, but I know my wine! So how can I get a loan to buy this million dollar vineyard?
Very simple. Knock off a armormed car and then you won't need a loan!
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What is the difference between god, the lord, jesus, and the holy sprit? Are they all the same people?
Yes they are separate, but all one.
When everything is said and done, then God shall take them into himself once again. The bible describes this.
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You're a guy: How do you get a 'hard to get' female to go out with you?:) Thank you All:)
Chloroform...Hee hee hee just kidding :)
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If your kid won a spelling bee and acted like this when being interviewed on national TV, would you be embarrassed?
Are you sure he won a spelling bee?? From his voice (And I only heard him say his name) he sounds like a mistake let roam the world..
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How do you pronounce Barack Obama's first name?
TRAITOR
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If a homeless job applicant lies about his address on his application, how is his lie found out?
When the paycheck comes back in the mail :)
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We see videos of homeless children in other countries, but why have I never seen a homeless child in the United States?
We hide them in the back after 8 pm. We let them back out at 7 am.
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Have you ever considered the meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance? Have you experienced Liberty and Justice for all?
Yes, I have considered it.
I have also experienced L& J 4 all.
Don't know about anyone else, but then again, don't care either. :)
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What are some charitable organizations out there that help animals? (Other than WWF, I donated to them already)
Yes, your local animal shelter ALWAYS needs stuff. I give cash/food to the Clark County Animal Shelter, but not cash to the Clackamas shelter as they are suported by the city.
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What do youthink about George Soros who giving 35$million to back to school students free? (big heart to give away such a big money)
Considering the billions he's got, that's chump change.
But yes, nice.
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Did you do any charity this month?
Oh, well I donatedf $0.33 to the local animal shelter by not taking my change from a purchase.
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I'm trying to come up with some fun / different fundraising ideas for a local charity. Any ideas?
Let's see...
Get local companies involved, maybe try and get a local vehicle dealer (ATV, Boat seller, cars/trucks) and have them do a raffle...
Some will do it for "Base Sticker" and then the rest goes to charity. Tickets at $20 each..Once in awhile a dealer will outright give a car, but that's very rare.
Gather "Donated" items and have a sale.
One of...
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Should there be a law the filthy rich must help starving families
Give Obama a couple more years and I won't be surprised that there is such...
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What was the most recent thing you did for the good of your community, not for yourself or your family?
I picked up a pop can nad put it in the trash bin 3' away, which some person must have thought it was too far to walk to. And my cigarette butt too...
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If you were walking down the street and you saw a homeless person shivering in the cold, would you give him your coat?
Hmmm...Well, I have one but that sucker cost a bundle back in 1996 and yes, it's STILL in great shape (Did -20 3 years ago with NO problems) I think I would IF I had a spare back at home.
Heck, the coat went for $150 back then..So yeah it's NOT a "Cheapie"
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Is save the children a good charity?
Follow the link, and man it's pretty good.
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=4438
Organizational Efficiency
Program Expenses 91.7%
Administrative Expenses 3.7% <<This is a KEY indicator of how well they spend the money. They don't pay the workers well, but that's a good sign as they use more of what they receieve...
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Another day is ending-did you make a positive difference anywhere?
Yes, I came to AB and asnswered questions:
1. That were stupid with a stupid response.
2. A sarcastic response.
3. An honest response.
4. Downrated some that were foolish.
5. Inparted knowledge to the good questions.
Boy, this is a tough job!
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If you were a homeless bum in the street begging for money and you saw Bill Gates walk by, how much would you expect him to give you?
Nothing, as most likely his "assistants" would have shoved me away so I could ask. :)
(Note: Billionaiers rarely travel without security)
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What would you do, If you’re a volunteer but the person u want to help, doesn’t want get any help from you?
Shrug and move on to the next person who is more worthy and appreciative.
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You are visiting the hospital and over hear 2 doctors talking about a stranger who has no help, no family, no insurance and only 1 week left to live unless $20,000 is found to buy the specialty treatment needed to save them ... What would you do?
1. Shrug and think "That sucks"
2. Go back to my home.
3. Pray that someone could help them...
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If you work at a store and you're ordered to throw out all the out-of-date food cans, is it legal/ethical to instead take them to a food bank?
I was with a charity and damn we'd get dozens of that crap and then WE had to throw it out. Just made the dump bill higher..
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I went for volunteering and they said I had to do some training before I could volunteer. It costs $100. Not that expensive but shouldn't they be paying for it? I went in to volunteer only cos I didn't have any money to donate..
I'd find a charity that didn't charge a fee to "Help"
Care to elaborate who this charity is??
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We talked about this in class and what do YOU think? Is the practice of offering incentives for charitable acts ok? Is it morally incorrect or is it simply a way to motivate for donations?
In the past (Talking about biblical times) the act of charity was looked upon as good deeds.
However, what with the tax laws, it is benefical to give and frankly I think people would give just as much with or without tax benefits.
"The reward is in itself the benefit"
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Have you ever donated your time or money for a worthy cause? If so what?
Yes I have. ME.
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Would you rather donate money to an environmental cause or a humanitarian one?
Humanitarian. Because I am still in need :)
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Do you ever feel the urge to have sex with a homeless man for charity work?
No, but that is a weird question. :)
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Which charity organization had sent you envelopes to collect donations from your friends and neighbors?
Not anymore as I always sent them back with less then needed postage, or mailings I'd get from other pleas...
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Widows are free of all encumbrances. Then why look down upon widows? Will you take a widow as a life partner? Or would you think they are unlucky?
I don't know, considering how nasty I can be, she may be a repeat widonw shortly :)
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Do you really care what happens to your hard earned bank balance and property after you die?
Nope...won't care a whit.
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Scenario: You're in a public place, a homeless man is walking in your direction, raving to some unknown agitator. Do you think: drugs; craziness, lonelyness? And are you afraid enough to cross the street, far from his current path?
Mental Illness and no, wouldn't cross.
I carry concealed along with pepper spray.
But most of all, common sense. Have met several like this. Some are quite interesting, others just the average run of the mill mental patient without meds..Sad too...
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Do you ever think you are too smart? ...that life might be simpler if you were less aware and cognizant?
What? Become a Mindless Democratic Drone?? I think not!
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Are you proud of being Americans, English or Australians?
Not since Oblabba was fraudulently elected...Now I'm DAMN embaressed...Oh well...
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Are you good at keeping in touch with your friends?
I don't have any, don't want any and don't NEED any....
Any wonder I don't have any? :)
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True or False: You must love yourself before you can love another? I would think not, and I would hope not. But what do you think?
I say yes that is true.
But for me I hate everyone and you better stay away othereise when I cut loose, you'll regret being in close association!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>
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Would you put on a sandwich board saying "Job wanted" and look for work if you had to?
Not unless I was drunk.
Though you have to consider I can hit the local job agencies and have a job within 4-5 days for lower wages.
His quest was an IT job which paid a tad high to say the least and so, that's his way of advertising.
Cinsodering how many resumes get tossed due to the reviewers moronic thoughts/actions his approach was better then just shipping out resumes.
He...
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If you won the lottery, would you remain on AB?
Sure thing, just to piss off the lowlifes still here. :)
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Example, I made made big money i.e $200,000 out of an illegal transaction but worried to purchase a property because income tax department will come after me? Is there any lottery company give me a winning ticket for 180,000?
Either way you'd pay taxes.
But get this, you could sell dope, porn and little kids and they don't CARE. They only want the TAXES which are due.
The illegal side they won't reveal as that's "Illegal" for them to do.
So no worries, just admit you made it via "Shady" operation and they'll just hit you with tax bill..Very funny hey?
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A retired S.C. state worker just won 260 Million in a Powerball lottery game. Would you still like to lecture him about how he's wasting money buying lottery tickets?
No, but I was watching a show about winners on tickets, one lady won one of those LIFE tickets and she stopped by a cousin who said "Damn, you just keep on wasting your money on those things"
Talk about being a bit of a dullard! Least he could have said was "Good for you"
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If you won the lottery, would you share the money with family and friends or would you keep it all to yourself? Why?
I'd keep only enough for me to have money eyarly. The rest for charities as they can sue it better and my siblings have jobs, houses and cars and food.
They really don't need to have bundles, nor do I. Sooooo wow...is this a good humble answer? I really worked on it...
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Will i ever find that winning ticket, that will change m life just for a second?
If it only does that, then you didn't win all that much. try for the prize that changes you for LIFE!
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If you won the mega millions jackpot, approximatley what percentage would you donate to charity, if any?
Depends on the charity. I need little I need not give to my family (Why? They ignore me unless it's their birthday)
So, in one way, I get something, they (The charities) get something and my worthless family gets NOTHING!!
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If you won the lottery what would your first purchase be?
Clean underwear!!
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You just won the lottery, what do you do now?
1. Take a shower and wash clothes (Ewwww!!)
2. Contact Lawyer and Tax consultant.
3. Make list of charties (I need only $65K a year to live decently on)
4. Prepare for family members to shun me for rest of life (WOOHOOO!!!)
5. Feel damn good about self :)
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What's the best luck you've had with a scratch and win ticket?
My life.
Here's why.
I normally don't buy, oh once in a blue moon type.
One day, I stopped by the machine and bought $5 worth. I then stepped away and scratched them. All were losers Dang!
I then headed to the bus stop. About fifty feet away from it a semi lost control, came across 3 lanes and smashed into the building I would have been right in front of.
Had I not...
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How many silblings do you have? If you could change it, would you want more or less?
I have 2 siblings. One older, one younger.
I envy the only children in thie world...:P
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Is it possabl to get a licens to kill living in usa
Yes, it's called "Being a Police Officer"
Or, you could go after being a "Navy Seal" or any of the other wonderful military branches. all have loads to offer and the chance to go to forigen lands, meet new people and KILL them.
Then, you could be a hunter of wildlife..
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Who would I sue over this I do not think little kids should be subjected to cage fighting ufc and mma are using nickelodeon to show cage fighting to little kids. I think the icarly ifight episode should be pulled from being on air I really want to sue?
1. Use the on/off button
2. Get a job.
3. Get a life.
4. Quit whining.
You didn't get very far in school did you?
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What's the funniest lawsuit you've ever heard of?
One lady sued the CA transportation group due to an accident in which she gave bad head after the accident to the tune of $25,000 per bad BJ and she wanted $500,000 for the whole incident...
Man, she must give fantastic head!!
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I was told that I had to write a letter to exclude me from a big Wal-Mart suit and that it "must be signed by you under oath" and I have no idea how to sign a letter under oath. What do I need to do?
Do nothing. The cost is so much for what you would receieve, that it's not worth doing anything. You need not file crap and wait for that $0.44 check to come in 6-9 months.
The lawyers will get the biggest part of the lawsuit, you get diddly squat.
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Have you ever worked with Habitat for Humanity? How was your experience?
It was ok, but J. Cater wouold come by and scream we're not working fast enough and we were racists for being so slow.
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Who is the mayor of your city? D'you approve his services?
Sam Adams. Portland , OR
He's obviosuly done somethings for the city like making it a laughing stock of city mayors.
The one thing is, he's gay he was responsible for lowering the drinking age in OR.
This was due to his having an affair with an 18 year old and so now anyone whose 18 can suck down an Adams.
(Note: Samuel Adams is a distillery in Oregon..Get the joke?)
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Low income housing, why not it be called, drugs selling projects.
Heh! We have a place in Portland, OR called "Felony Flats" because about 60-70$ of the people there have done felonies. Peple move in, the corenor moves them out :)
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What causes resentment?
Greed, desire, envy, being "Shunned" by the "In" crowd. Yes, lots of things.
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Whats something you should not do at a restaurant?
Light the napkins on fire.
Smoke (sheesh!)
PLay mublety peg with the knifes
juggle the silverware, glasses, plates. Or all together...
Call out to other patrons
"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Can I try some of yours?"
"Man, that'd make me puke!"
"Hey, do you think you might want a diet drink for that mound you're eating?"
...
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Do you think tipping 15-20% at an expensive restaurant is completely ridiculous, or justified? I mean, this guy brought over a couple of plates and now he's getting $50? Just because the food is expensive, does that make the waiter worth more?
I usually compare the service from place to place. I tip high if service shows caring and attention to detail. Lord knows I would hit one resturant where the staff made sure YOU were number 1.
I have also hit resturants which had "Hidden" that there was a 20% gratuity included "No matter what" I found that out before ordering and left.
I'll decide what their...
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What is worse - a restuarant with great food and terrible service, or one that has great service and so-so food?
The service can always be improved by a few compaints or terminations.
So-so food also can, but they'd need to have better cooks, or more imagination.
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Is there an eating place that you avoid?
McD's and other FF joints. I look for the M&P type of places. Better service and it's REAL food!
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What do you think about children crying in a restaurant when you are trying to eat?
I usually do take out or hit the bar type resturant where children are NOT allowed...
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Who was the worst server you ever had?
Boss and I were at a local Denny's and there was a over forty-ish waitress who tried to look twenty-ish.>Short skirt and the whole bang.
well, we come in and she cleans a table right across from ours and that skirt is so short, we notice not only that she's not got panties on, but she doesn't...shave...
We laughed, but the boss got ahold of the manager and said "I...
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You know that sign at the AYCE that reads, "No food may be taken out of here?" How come the manager always gets upset when I make myself puke, before leaving? Either they WANT the food to STAY THERE, or they don't, right? SHEESH!
I always wondered, what would happen if someone was just leaving a AYCE place and dropped to their knees and hurled near the customers waiting...Wonder if they'd join in by dry heaving or running for the door?
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Are you aware if we recycle just the Sunday paper, that we can save over 500,000 trees every week?
Nope, but then we'd just use them to build 1000 overpriced carboard boxes anyway..
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Do you look down on people who have had an abortion?
Well, I too cannot judge anyone. Even if they had a couple dozen of them. Yes, they are what they are, but still I cannot say "I'm better then you" for we all are just human.
BTW, years ago, many women went through giving birth via rape/incest. Few children were born deformed, but all were adopted. I realize that it's only their choice, but if they are understanding it...
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It's true... I was found guilty altough I certainly had not really endangered anyone at .09 bac....... so If I broke the law.... then who are the ass-holes responible for fixing it so it can ruin more lives?
Oh, so you were not "really Drunk" since you didn't "Really endanger" anyone?
Grow up and quite thinking that the world owes you anything. You BROKE the law, I haven't. I don't go, drink like a fish and drive.
You made the choice, YOU DEAL WITH THE RESULT!
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Can't we all just get along?
Well, let's see.
When the democratic supporters made fun of bush by photoshopping his image tot he like of Hitler, they all laughed. Now it's being returned with interest to them by the Republicans, but hey, now it's being "RACIST" to do such!
Hypocrites each side and the supporters also.
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Saturday evening I left a still wrapped Arby's regular roast beef sandwich on my kitchen counter to eat later -- and forgot about it. It is now Sunday evening and it was sitting on the counter for about 24 hours. Is it safe to eat it?
Hand it to a homeless/beggar...Let an animal eat it.
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Who is or was the Burger King?
Don't know, but I heard that the Dairy Queen has seen the Kings "Whopper"!!
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Why does it feel like my fast food options are limited?
Because the "Mega" franchise places are weeding out the small Mom & Pop places. Cheap is NOT better, but when you have 2-4 kids and you want some burgers, do you $1 menu it or hit a place where the cheapest burger (Though quite excellent) is $6?
Cheap wins, because the average consumer has been led to believe that this is "Acceptable" and disregards quality over quanity.
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What do you think your tomb-stone would say if it was etched by your family-and-friends?
I wouldn't have one. Family would let county creamate me and leave the ashes in storage.
Cheap b*tches both of them
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Guys-who has the biggest c**k? size?
Well, I have seen an elephants cock and it's about 6' long. The sperm whale has a 10' one and it is quite mobile.
Saw a purebred Rotts cock and that was almost equal to a few horses..Damn!
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Believers in predestination: Do you not find it somewhat disturbing that God would know who was damned, yet allow billions to be born with no chance of any fate except eternal suffering?
No I really don't.
The trick is, he knows. We do not know.
But we have learned what it right and wrong, you make your choices with that in mind.
That is, if you believe. If you don't?? I really wonder then what will happen, though i suspect it's not good.
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How common are dust storms in your local area?
Rarely, here in WA
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Does it matter if u are rich or poor?
Yes it does!!
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you eat.
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Could you live with only having one meal a day?
Yes, if it's one of those burgers from the "Heart Attack Grill" in AZ.
8,000 calories!! WOOOHOOOO
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If you owned a burger joint, what would you name it?
Depends.
1. You need a "Signature" burger. Something horribly dreadfully caloric in amount. (See Heart Attack Cafe)
2. Nifty uniforms (Heart Attack Grill waitresses dress as nurses)
3. LOCATION< LOCATION< LOCATION.
I think I "Might" stay away from "Choke and Puke" Or "RoadKill Cafe" "Grind'em all burgers and shakes"??
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Was this a good high school essay question? "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" (see link)
No, but I think maybe "If you're brother was on fire, would you piss on him to put it out?" might have caused less of an uproar.
I saw that on yahoo and was wondering what the teacher asked...
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Which one is more beneficial or useful to learn and communicate with in Asia: Chinese, Japanese or Korean?
None, I have no intention of traveling, so english is fine...Plus, nearly every resturant understands me!
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I feel like having a root beer float. What are you craving right now?
Split between pizza or a big burger and the place I want to go to is 150 ft away and I can't make up my mind!!
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Who is the last person to stick that knife in your back and twist it?
Direct Boss..Snitching bastard..But I got him back. He had to waddle (He was a chubby waste of flesh) 200 yards to pop his popcorn after that...I took my microwave back home.
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What is the limit that you would stop at, when trying to save the enviroment? (ie recycle toilet paper, no deodorant...)
Anything beyond getting out of bed.
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If average family for human population could be immediately reduced to two children per couple what would happen?
Well...
The fuuneral industry stock would be incrediable.
We'd need more room for cemetairies.
The casket building industry would go nuts.
Diseases from the rotting bodies would hamper the health of the living.
Alot of people would kill them selves having lost a kid or four.
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If a stranger came to your home and offered to do all the weeding around your home, never having to enter or use any tools, and only ask for a soda and sandwich for his pay, would you say yes?
I don't answer the door unless I know the people or it's the cops..And even then I get nervous...
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Can anyone tell me what is human resources? i really need to know what it is. i looked online and no help..
You didn't finish grade school yet?
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Dear Human Resources personnel, would you be interested in hiring anyone who is currently homeless?
They will need to have a car and a cell phone for "On-call" responses (There are jobs like that)
They will have to have no felonies.
They need to have a DPSST card, before we hire them. (Cost $90-$125)
They need to have a "Port Authority Card" before we can hire them. (Cost $110 or so)
(This is just for a security job paying anywhere from $8.60 to $10 an hour....
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How far will you go to help a homeless person?
Depends how far it is to the bridge railing...
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What lesson(s) have you or can you learn from a homeless person?
1. Drinking sterno isn't fatal..At first.
2. Begging in the snow is more profitable then in the rain.
3. Having an animal with you can get some to give.
4. Don't wear you new $200 climbing parka while begging. Nor those $200 hiking boots and put away the blackberry!!
5. You never notice the nasty killer fart you just let out. That's usually because it smells like...
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What do you do when you've lost your job, lost your home and you have three kids to feed?
Freak out?
Go on AB and ask silly questions? (Instead of calling agencies)
Freak out some more?
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What is the difference between you and a homeless person?
I busted my ass for years, saved my money, didn't get drunk every night, do drugs or think the world owed me a living.
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How many homeless people are there in the United States?
If I guess the right number, do I win a prize?
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When is the last time you gave something to a homeless person?
About three days ago..I gave him a "Bronx Cheer"
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I have a Van De Velde original maritime painting. How much can I sell it for?
I'll give you fifty cents!!
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A few years back, I used to wait for my sister to come home from school. I always got home first. When she came home, I always got behind her and lifted her skirt so I can see her panties. What do you think about that? She always wears dresses.
You're from the South..>Aren't you?? :)
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Do any drugs help stop aging?
Nope, but therer's stuff out there that when you take it, you won't give a damn :)
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Was Julius Caesar a real person or was he a mythlogical person?
Not to be nasty, but did you get past the 5th grade??
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My Lab Collie sleeps with me in bed and he always lies with his behind by my head so he's facing the bottom of the bed. Why is this?
He's waiting for the next anal discharge of gas so he gets a running start from the room...
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Why Is The Men's Bathroom Is Always Worse Than The Lady's Restroom?
Be a janitor, I was.
Ladies had the "Disposal" for the tampons. Maybe 50% would get them in. I loved cranking up the flushing power. Wet butts anyone??
They'd also toss them in the toilet..One day there was a major clog..About hurled my cookies that day!@!
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Is quality of life reflected in standard of living? I have been in third world countries where most of the people make less in a month than many in the West do in a couple of days. However, generally they seemed happier & more satisfied & complained less
Well, I have heard in some contries, those who complain..Disappear quickly...Ya know?
But yes, some contries have people who are happy with what little they have. Though money can't "Buy" happiness, it sure can buy some things to make life a bit easier :)
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IS POVERTY A NECESSARY PORTION OF SOCIETY?
"There always will be poor" so it's kind of a given.
Also that there's those who just want a free ride...
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Would you vote if you were low-income,unemployed, and had very little chance for improvement of your financial condition?
Yes, but I'd most likely not as I'd be too busy trying to get a meal.
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WHo do you think is the 'Most popular' family dining place to eat during the economy decline..where are families still going out for an affordable meal?
I think they call it the "Lighthouse Mission"
Man not a bad meal on Thanksgiving..!!
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Ok i have a serious problem. everytime an advert for appeal for africa comes on tv i burst into tears. it's actually gotten so bad that it happens when im out of the street and theres billboards. what can i do?
Nothing much really. The billuions it would take to help falls short of havign the people also get involvved.
The Africans usually sit back, take everything and then screw themselves even more. It's a viscious cycle. Till we say "OK, here's what you need to do FIRST. Then help will come" I think that would get them off their butts and actually doing somehting.
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Would you marry me to get me out of a difficult situation, i.e. poverty etc.
What's in it for me??
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You know you're poor when...?
You dined at the best resturants in the area. Problem is, it was out of their dumpsters.
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Why do we value money, when it all it does is make us slaves and puppets?
Because money buys stuff. I kind of like having a computer, phone, room, food, clothing and the ability to get more.
YOu do have a choice, but I don't think you can "Barter" enough corn for a house or car.
Plus, if they started giving stuff away, who is to say "OK, we've given you all this, now how about contributing?"
"Well, I thought it would be...
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Did you grow up a F******* screw up,like the Ludacris song goes?*
No, I didn't. I am a reflection of the outside influences from parent, siblings and society.
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Does charity perpetuate poverty? Dambisa Moyo thinks Western charity as exemplified by Bono is not helping Africa. What do you think?
Remember that USA for Africa and that song "Let them know it's Christmas time?"
I laughed my ASS off as most of them are NOT christians!! Nor do they believe, unless to get food.
Until they get a form of stable governement, expect them to keep chucking psears, bullets and using kids for pawns.
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Why is it most of the african or black majority countries are torn by poverty & violence?
Unable to rule by law, so they are the law (Whichever is in power) at the moment.
Unlike other countries, the hatred for others not of their "Tribal" heritage, they are looked down upon and thus, when one wants what another has, they start wars instead of negotiating.
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Do you look down on those who don't have newer cars, wear nice clothing, or who live in trailers?
Nope, I applaud them.
I know a guy in Roswell, NM and he's got a "OK" 2 bdrm house. him and wife work 5 days a week. they have nice clothes and a couple of 10 year old vehicles.
He's worth about $1.2 million too.
He doesn't live or look like a millionaire, but he is one. He just doesn't flaunt it like some bozos will.
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People think that the poor are not so wise as the rich, for if a man be wise, why is he poor?
Check out the pros football players. they make 1.3 million in 3 years and after they leave 78% are financially broke.
Finanacialy knowledge is not a "Given" it is learned.
Wealth is passed on, in word, thought deed and cash.
If you paid attention to the first three, the fourth has little meaning.
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In 1984 nearly 1 million died of starvation in Ethiopia. What changes have been made in the last 25 years and are they working?
None so not they aren't working...
Sad to say this but I will.
Look at who runs the contry and how they run it.
Compare that to the US, Japan or England.
Yes, we have hungry, but not 1Mil dying of starvation.
They don't have the grasp of civility or law. They are a reminder of their "Ahem" heritage. Tribal ideas and such still exist even in other socities, but...
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If "money can't buy happiness"--WHY NOT? What if you're happy with your life, then get a rare disease that would take hundreds of thousands of dollars to cure? Wouldn't money buy happiness then? Please share other examples where money could buy happiness.
I go to the store, I buy food. Nice selection.
I stop at deli for best meats/cheess.
I go home and make dinner. GF comes by, eats I get laid.
Cost $18.95 (three days worth)
Time to prep: 40 minutes.
Result? I get happy!
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I live in Mckinney TX.I am a widowed mother of 3.I work but have fallen in to very bad times. I do not get,nor can I get gov help because I work.I have ran out of food and do not have any money to buy any food.There is no food bank for me.Where can I go?
1Little Elm Food Bank
local.yahoo.com
(972) 294-4061 - 501 Bill St, Little Elm, TX
... from the road – behind Goodwill) off HWY 380 in McKinney, TX. ... 1450 Redbud Blvd., McKinney, TX75069. The North Texas Food Bank. http://www.ntxfoodbank.org ...www2.mckinneytexas.org/homeright.asp?aid=144&id=2453&did=1054 - Cached
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Which Saint should be approach in getting job quickly?
I theres' one which is the patron sait of hopeless causes...
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Do you think it should be illegal to issue a credit card where "activation fees" etc. add up to almost the entire balance right up front?
NO I don't think it should be illegal. I think stripping should be, that and public cursing..Really it's a "Choice".
The smart person will avoid these, but there are those who are so desperate (Or have REALLY reamed their credit) that this is a "Last chance" type of credit card..And yes, they screw it up too..Go figure!
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Do you get your milk in cartons, glass bottles or plastic bottles?
Glass, costs more, but we need them in the weekly street wars we have here :)
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What do you think about hippies? (2009-08-24)
Are they still alive?? I thought they'd have died off by now from the LSD flashbacks!!
Go figure!!
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Have you ever entered a gay bar by mistake? Tell us what happened because it's funny.
Nope never have. But did hit three one night with Sis, BIL and her Lesbian friend.
The big chuckle came at one bar which my sister said "Are you ok?" (I was staring at my beer) and I said. "Best head I'll get all night"
Her friend about sh*t laughing.
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What do you do to unwind at the end of the day?
Watch the local news. Watch Youtube auto crashes.
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How do you sell your soul to satan
deny God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
Make money anyway you can, no matter who gets hurt/killed.
Be expansive to your mistress, but look on the poor as useless and consider ways to get rid of them.
Hire only ass-kissers.
Cheat lie and steal.
By doing all the above, you might have a chance...
Answer to:
What do you feel an employer owes an employee?
Major gratitude for working for their lousy wages.
Gratitude for not stealing from them (Much)
Thankfullness for not going "Postal" after 4-9 years of doing the same damn thing.
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