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Answer to:
Is there a martial art that's good for couch potatos?
Aikido. It requires little muscle since it relies more on twisting and leverage. Some techniques can even be performed from a seated position as there are aikodoka who are wheelchair bound.
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What language should I take next year?
Body, or Chinese, Russian, Portuguese, or Arabic
Answer to:
What language should I take next year?
Share your answer...
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What is your favorite yoga position for sex?
Downward facing doggystyle
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..how do i give points now??
I think a lot of us come here for the points, they give you a feeling of satisfaction and validation.
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Thong or knickers for a spray tan?
Thong
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Thong or knickers for a spray tan?
Thong
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Jessica Simpson is smitten with Billy Corgan. Wait, What?
I don't give a smit
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Are you a true Chelsea fan?
No, I don't thinks she's all that funny.
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Who do England have to play in the World Cup?
The teams from other countries
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Is there racism in japan against indians?
Yes, but then again the Japanese are racist against anyone who is not full-blooded Japanese.
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If you had the money would you get a boob job?
My moobs are too big already
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Has the United States lost its position as the world's ultimate superpower?
Yes and it's kryptonite is China
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Is having bills like having cancer?
You can't fake your death or declare bankruptcy to get out of cancer.
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Do you know the meaning of haberdasher?
Have her then dash her j/k
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Why does christmas piss me off so much? not really the giving gifrts part but the music, decor, etc...
You are the Grinch apparently
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What makes someone a star on Wall Street?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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What are you most excited about regarding Christmas?
I get to dress up as Santa this year.
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Poll: Most Americans support climate change bill if it creates jobs. Do you?
I do
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If Will Smith is the "Prince of Bel-air", Does that make Uncle Phil the King?
Or maybe a Duke
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What is one thing you will never understand even if you tryd?
Fashion
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Is healthcare a right or a privelege?
Right
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How are we better off with Obama as president?
Europe hates America slightly less
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Is there any intellgent life on this planet?
Their spelling needs some work
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Do you have your fireplace going right now?
No, got the waterplace on right now
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Is the cross the main symbol of Christianity?
No, intolerance is
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Do you donate food to your food bank for the poor and homeless people?
No, food banks charge horrible interest rates
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How many Christmas films have you watched so far this season?
None
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When was the last time you lit a mosquito coil? ..
Last year I believe, I use repellant sprays and lotions now.
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I'm sleepy, yet I do not want to sleep. What do you suggest I do?
Nap
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Gender selection is currently legal in the U.S. Isn't this totally sick?
Imagine all the tourism we'll get from China!
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Do you talk much to other Answerbag users? In what way?
No, I'd rather keep my anonymity for now
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The 72 virgins in the Islamic Heaven is that really true?
Well there's only way to find out isn't there...
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Thailand's coast disappears as sea level rises. How did the conspirators behind the Global Warming 'hoax' trick the ocean into doing this?
It involved smoke, mirrors, and a bear trap.
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Religion or Global Warming. Which one takes more faith to believe in.
Religion
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What are some theories about how/why Pokémon is demonic?
-Pokemon have magic powers, right wing fundamantalist christians consider magic demonic.
Pokemon evolve, RWFC consider evolution demonic.
Pokemon come from Japan, RWFC consider Japan demonic because most Japanese aren't Christian or white.
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What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.?
Bad Santa
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Here in central Wisconsin, we are getting pounded with snow, already having 4 inches down and still expecting 18 more. Any plans for snow in your area?
Nope, rare occurrence in Jamaica.
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Have you seen Charla Nash since having her face ripped off by a chimpanzee? (disturbing video inside)
This why Chimp's should not be kept as pets or as props for the entertainment industry .
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Which is your favourite rodent (doesn't have to be only one) and why?
Fancy rat
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Answer to:
Whats the difference between a bunny and a rabbit?
Bunnies are cute, cuddly, friendly and like to held and stroked. Rabbits are also cute, but only prefer the company of other rabbits, and don't like being held or picked up IMHO
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What gets hung?
I don't have HBO anymore
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How do you protect yourself from aliens?
Tighter immigration laws
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Who Deserves a Bitch Slap?
Bitches, surprisingly enough
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Bush and WMDs, Gore and climategate. Do two wrongs make a right?
No, but three rights make a left
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What is more important money or love?
Money, because romance without finance does not stand a chance?
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How do you deal with negativity in your life?
Escapism
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Music is ______________?
sounds
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Do you dream in first, second, or third person's perspective?
First and third
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Are you, a gym freak?
No, just a regular freak
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I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend?
One word: threesome!
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Do you accept changes in life easily or are you resistant to change?
The former as long as it is change I can believe in
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Should I go to the gym right now, or go for bike ride, or jog... or just continue to sit?
The gym, you are wasting money by not going.
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How would you rate yourself at gift wrapping 1 / 10. One being hopeless?
I've stuck to using paper gift bags, they may cost more but the gift receiver can always reuse them. This Christmas I'm going to try my hand at traditional gift wrapping.
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What do muslims do on Christmas?
Soccer
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Most men dislike................?
AIDS
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How can you tell from a distance if two people are dating or just hanging out as friends?
Unless they are holding hands or kissing its hard to tell
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Who thinks Jamie Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel are hot? (Tiger Wood's mistresses)
Meh
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Males!"Will you have sex with any woman allows you to?"
Certainly not
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Do all men really think they deserve a supermodel or pornobabe?
My standards are much higher
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Do you find Popeye attractive?
Nope
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How come Jesus was a troublemaker? Didn't Mary teach him some manners? You know, blame the parents? Or maybe it was his religion? What do you think?
Single mother
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How come Jesus hasn't paid my taxes? Is he lazy or does he just not care?
Because's a carpenter
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Have you or do you know anyone that's ever been in an actual food fight?
No and no, 'tis stuff of legend
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When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember?
A small statue of a lion and a tiger locked in combat
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The Circus is in town. What ride?
A circus is a show, what you are referring to is a carnival or county fait
Tilt-a-whirl
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Cold weather! Blanket or Duvet?
Duvet
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How do you react when someone is rude to you?
Rear naked choke
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Will there ever be a way to make humans live forever?
With stem cells you could live to 300
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Do you think Ireland where robbed by france with that hand ball by henry?
Yes
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What's number 1 in your DVD movie collection?
None, I don't buy DVDs
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What's the proper term..cleavage or breasts?
Cleavage is the space between the breasts or where the breasts meet.
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Have you ever made your own homemade pizza? Was it better than delivery or store bought pizza's?
Yes and no, but it was cheaper
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I am always in large amounts. Always, what am I
The pain I inflict
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What's more addictive: tv, internet, or video games?
Internet
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What's something that is noisy in your home?
My parrot and my Mom
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Answer to:
We are lookink for nuclear wessels, where can we find nuclear wessels?
Wal-mart they have everything
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Can you give an example of something that was "improved" and became worse, not better in your opinion?
Ants, they are so much harder to get rid of now
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Guys: would you prefer a tall girl or a short one?
what would your ideal height be?
Either is fine
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Would you enjoy going to the Opera?
Yes
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Can you make a meal with only four ingredients?
Knuckle sandwich: index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky
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Do you like Lisa's opinions and ideologies !?
Yes
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What instrument would you not expect to hear in a rock & roll song?
The recorder
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Answer to:
What do dogs in ariports do
Chase out the homeless
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Answer to:
Has anyone on AB been to greece, or live in Greece?
Nope
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Can I ask a foolish question?
There are nos uch things as foolish questions, just the foolish people who ask them.
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Why would you walk on tip toes?
I'm barefoot and the floor hasd just been mopped.
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Answer to:
Why do some mailboxes have more personality than others?
Their owners have more personality
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What is something that squirts?
Sea squirt
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What is a "MorganFinder?"
As I soon as I find Morgan I'll tell you
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Answer to:
I believe in creation does that make me a half wit?
I believe in Santa Claus
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Have you ever felt like a mistake in life?
Yes
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Guys: Do you think women have a specific "place" in society?
My place
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Can you be "Good without God"?
Yes
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Answer to:
Who will deliver us from evil?
FedEx
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What would you do if you found out the President of the USA had a sexual fetish for goat's cheese?
If he doesn't then I think I voted for the wrong guy.
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What is the worst part about the Holidays?
Traffic
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Answer to:
Why didn't God destroy Lucifer when he turned against him?
There was a game on
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Fill in the blank: I like money but it is so ______________.
dirty
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What brand television do you have?
Sharp
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How come in lesbian couples one is girly and one is butch?
That's a generalization
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Answer to:
When are ants most active?
When you're having a picnic
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Would you like to see a chat room added to the AB sight?
Yes
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Do you like metallica ? +9
Not really
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What effect will unemployment have on the 2010 US Congressional elections?
Without jobs people can take the time to protest and or riot outside of Congress.
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Johnny rotten is advertising ...butter, has he sold his image?
Mmmm...Rotten Butter
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How could you do what you've gone and done to me?
I followed the instructions on the box
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In your opinion, who do you think atheist is?
Someone who does not subscribe to religion
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Why is Gatorade called Gatorade?
It was inveneted at the Univeristy of Miami,whose football team is the Gators.
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What is something that can never be quenched?
Hydrophobia, if you can't swallow you can't quench
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What left the biggest impression on you?
Tight underwear
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Have you ever stopped, looked around and wondered...WTF?
Yes
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When you go out to a restaurant, do you usually order a appetizer before your meal?
Yes
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What franchise restaurant do you wish you locality had?
Taco Bell or Quizno's
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Where was the last place you went out to eat?
A Jerk chicken restaurant
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When you go to a restaraunt in a group, do you prefer to order your own meal or to order as a group?
Former
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Answer to:
Do you talk during movies? Would you like a sip of STFU?
No, and STFU gives me gas
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Answer to:
Will Tiger avoid a cage?
No, but his parts will be used in traditional Chinese medicine
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What is in your arsenal?
2 fists
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Answer to:
Have you ever had feelings for someone that were so strong it hurt?
Yes, but it just turned out to be heartburn
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Answer to:
What is the best cruise ship line to go on?
Penelope Cruise
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Is it a good time to sell all my gold?
Yes, to leprechauns, not dragons though
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What has the power of both life and death?
Water
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Answer to:
Why do couples get married after they have a baby or when they find out they are having a baby?
So the child won't be bastard, in times past this was a bad thing. There are actually some private pre-schools nowadays, that will deny entry to students if their parents aren't married.
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Why can't you defy the laws of gravity
Who says I can't?
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Where in the world is it believed the Garden of Eden was / is located?
The Adult Book Store? It's in that strip mall on 2nd Street.
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Answer to:
We all know what you do if life hands you lemons, so what do you do if life hands you lemonade?
Get Type 2 diabetes from the excessive sugar in saidlemonade?
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Answer to:
What time is your lunch time?
Probably 1 today, I could go to lunch earlier but there won't be anyone to talk to since most of my co-workers go after work.
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Why do people vent on Facebook?
Because they are sick of venting on youtube?
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Answer to:
Where is osama bin laden now?
With Waldo and Carmen San Diego
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Answer to:
How can i get my beard softer?
Hair conditioner and comb it often
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Ever had someone, that really ticked you off?
Yes
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Where you born in Canada or the USA? If not where?
USA
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What do Russia and USA have in common?
Capitalism
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Answer to:
My boyfriend made a vow of chastity until his wedding. How do I convince him to break his vow?
Get him drunk
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Answer to:
Are there any graduate level books which in "why and how question answer" format in the following fields.
1. heat transfer
2. fluid mechanics
3. thermodynamics
I'm sure they exist
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Do you consider nuclear energy safe?
Yes
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Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, or Conan O'Brien? Which is your favorite Tonight Show Host?
Jack Paar...j/k Leno
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Answer to:
If guns kill people, do spoons make them fat?
Not just spoons, but forks, knives, sporks, chopsticks and fingers.
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Can you accept it if your little brother/sister grows taller than you?
Already happened, don't really care that much
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Why does my circuit breaker trip when I turn on my heat in my home?
Because he gets clumsy when it's warm
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Is Barak Obama still more popular than GWBush was?
Among democrats and the rest of the world, yes
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Answer to:
What the hell are you doing here?
What's it to ya buddy?
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OH NO! I lost the _________________!!!!!!
Antidote
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What is the last thing you want to do on a Saturday morning?
Wake up
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True or False: You know exactly what time it is right now.
Flavor Flav always knows what time it is...yeeaahh boooy!
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Answer to:
Does anyone know where the big W is?
Between the V and X
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Do you buy your eggs in styrofoam or cardboard cartons?
Cardboard, the ones in styrfoam actually cost more
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Atheists, how would you treat theists if you were the majority in society?
With tolerance
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Do you keep & reuse the glass jars that food comes in?
Yes
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When it's quiet on A/B. What do you do?
Work
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Answer to:
Would you agree that the right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm
bears?
That is ludicrous, due tho their lack of opposable thumbs as well as their huge paws, they are incapable of aiming and firing a a firearm!
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Where do you find your strength?
Me can of spinach! Ah-ke-ke-ke
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Answer to:
Is there a fairytale or child's story that has a character that wears a purple suit?
Not a lot of children's stories about pimps
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Answer to:
Its easy for girls to be sexy. what can a guy do to be more sexy?
Work out
Money
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What would you ask if Santa Claus really exist?
Why'd you split up with the Krampus
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Does anyone know the name of santa clauses reindeer with out googling it?
Dasher
Donner
Comet
Dancer
Blitzen
Cupid
Prancer
Vixen
um...Rudolph?
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Answer to:
How do you tell Orthodox Jewish parents that you are agnostic?
Mom and Dad, I am an agnost...deal with it.
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Who finds George Carlin hilarious?
I do
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How can i find past employers and dates i worked for them?
Look on your resume
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Answer to:
Can my guinea pig understand what i say
No, guinea pigs are from Peru hence they speak Quechua
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Is it ok for a guinea pig to swim in a controled area? (in a bath with shallow luke warm water)
Guinea pigs don't swim in the wild, so it might be bad idea.
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Any ideas for hamster names?? [boy or girl]
Jedidiah
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What do gerbils think?
Mostly food
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How do you know if a gerbil is pregnant?
Morning sickness
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What should I name my new Pet Gerbil
Jedediah
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Can rats carry scabies?
No, fancy rats carry few diseases that are transmittable to humans.
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What are some things you can do with a gerbil?
This
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How can you keep a mouse cage smelling decent?
Clean it every three days
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Can i feed my pet rat peanut butter.
They might choke on it.
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My Degus tail just came off. Only the skin though so the bone is still attached. I'm freaking out a bit and I don't know what to do? Some people say that it heals on its own unless it gets infected but no one has been really helpful! Degu owner here.
I hope you took it to the vet
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Do you think pet rats are cute?
Yes
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How high can hamsters jump?
I've read they can jump up to foot, but mine could only jump about it's body length of 5 inches.
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Answer to:
My guinea pig jumps all over when she's out of her cage, why is that?
It's called popcorning, it means she' happy
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Can two female mice live together in the same cage?
Yes, especially if their sisters.
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Can guinea pigs eat the veg marrow?
No, gourds aren't good for them
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How do you keep algae off pet water bottles?
Keep them out of sunlight or change the water daily.
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Male Guinea Pig Names Please??!!
Preferably Human Names :)
Jebediah
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One of the pet rats keep chewing on the cage. Her teeth are fine. So what could i do to keep her from chewing on it?
Give her wood to chew on you can by blocks from the pet store or you can find a list of safe trees on line that you can pluck some twigs off to give her.
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Answer to:
Do hamsters eat popcorn?
Yes
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What is the best way of getting a hamster?
Animal shelter or Craigslist
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What small, fuzzy, caged animal isnt a rodent? Example: rabbit (if there is any others)
Ferrets
Short-tailed possum
Sugar Glider
African Hedgehogs
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Do pet mice bite? if so, how hard?
Yes, enough to draw blood sometimes
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Would you like to live in a pineapple under the sea?
No, any condo's up for grabs?
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Answer to:
They say a fool and his money are soon parted. What happens to a fool and his ego?
soon partying?
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Do you need a car in Los Angeles?
Yes, but you will regret it either way. Having a car means being stuck in traffic, parking tickets, insurance, etc. Not having a car means you have to walk in the hot sun, take the lacking public transportation, and inhale the smog.
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Have you ever peed on a campfire to put it out?
Nope
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Can we avert a climate crisis?
Nope
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What should Tiger Woods do next?
Recover
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Do Americans call people from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh Arabs?
The ignorant ones do
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Answer to:
Anyone watch WWF wrestling (now WWE)?
I haven't watched in over a decade
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Name some good American dishes?
Chicken pot pie
Buttermilk biscuits
Candied sweet potatoes
Pumpkin pie
Baby back ribs
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When someone does something you view as wrong or incorrect; do you point it out to everyone else in an attempt to embarrass that person; or do you say nothing at all?
Depends on the situation, I won't call out my boss for example
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How often do you go out for Mexican food?
Rarely
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When you go to football games, baseball games,
basketball games etc,
do you wear your teams colors?
If I happen to have them
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Do you appreciate and/or enjoy the variety among the AB users?
Yes
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I gotta ____ or ____ soon?
go now, go
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If Jesus appears right before you what will be your first reaction?
Jesus, the Mexican guy down the street? He must be returning my weed whacker!
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Why do I hate people?
You're a misanthrope
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misanthrope
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What's your favorite word that starts with a T?
thanks
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Now that Oprah is quitting her talk show, who would NOT be a good replacement? (The more humorous the better!)
Kate Gosselin
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Do cowboys eat Sushi?
Yes
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Is it a bright idea to use LED lights for the holidays?
Yes
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Answer to:
I heard that pork meat isn't a good food for dog and cat,is it true?
For dogs, the meat should be cooked to avoid parasites. It takes cats a longer time to digest pork as well as beef so, it might not be good idea.
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I'm going out for PIZZA. Where should I not go?
Pizza Hut
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What should Australia do about marauding, wild camels?
Well it is legal to hunt to them
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What do you do when your Drunk?
This
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What is a good comedy movie?
One that makes you laugh
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Do American men find latin women attractive? Why or why not?
Some do, some don't
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Can you name a female AnswerBagger?
Yes, I can
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Do you love your cell phone?
We're just friends
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What color bikini looks best on a blonde?
Clear
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When was the medieval warm period?
Summer
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What goods do tourists usaully buy in Japan? |
Maneki Neko (beckoning cat statue/figurine)
Kokeshi (wooden dolls)
Paper fan
Daruma (Statue/figurine of Bodhidaharma)
Woodcut paintings
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Does Japan discriminate against Koreans?
Yes, but to be fair they discriminate against anyone who isn't full Japanese
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When is a bad time or place to show clevage?
Saudia Arabia
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I would rather die than eat ________.
plutonium
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What's your favorite statistic?
46% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Open a drawer that's near you now. What's the first thing you see?
Paper clips
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"Love means never having to say you are sorry". is this phrase correct?
Sorry, it is not
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Why do gifted students sometimes underachieve at school?
-Laziness
-Lack of motivation
-Their parents are rich and they know they will get into college regardless of their grades
-Drugs
-They are afraid of being labeled a "nerd"
-They are not good at rote memorization but excel at other forms of learning
-Trouble at home
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How many men do you know that sparkle?
Yes, but that is because they work at a glitter factory
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Can a joke be too smart to be funny?
Blasphemy
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Have you touched an animal today? Any animal such as duck, dog, cow, bird, cat............
Now I want a pet
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I got a new kid in my class and his name is Dragon. Whats the first thing that comes to your mind? Its not a nickname it really is his real name says so on his student ID.
His parents are either hippies, hollywood celebrities or ghetto
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Are you sad for atheists?
Because they get to sleep in on the weekends
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What did you last take a picture of?
A friend
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What will happen if there is no love left in your heart?
You will need a refill
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Answer to:
When was the last time you hugged your mom or dad?
Now I feel guilty
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When was the last time you watched "The Price is Right"?
Never been a fan
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When you drop food on teh floor do you put the three second rule into affect?
Depends on how clean the floor is
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Which disease would you least like to catch?
The ones that have no cure and cause you to die painflully.
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What's the longest you've ever been bedridden?
Less than a day with the flu
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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________.
respect
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If you like it you should _____ ? ( use as many words as needed)
put a ring on it
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Answer to:
Can you hear birds right now?
No, just the faint humming of flourescent lights
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How do birds dodge hailstones?
The take cover, birds generally avoid flying in any kind of precipitation
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Have you ever seen or owned a manx cat?
No for both
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Did you de-claw yer cat?
I would never do such a thing
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Which breed would you prefer;burmese or siamese? and why?
Siamese, for the personality
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Which bird is more loyal,affectionate,and intellegent;parakeet or lovebird?
parakeet
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Since ferrets smell, is it ok to keep them in a cage or hutch outside with the rabbits?
Never mix species when it comes to small mammals. The ferrets will kill and eat the rabbits. Keep them indoors with access to sunlight.
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Are ferrets rodents?
No, they are mustelids, which is the largest of family of mammalian carnivores. They are related to otters, weasels, polecats, badgers, and wolverines.
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Would you keep an exotic pet or do you think if they are not domesticated then it is a bit cruel?
This a common topic of contention between my brother and I. He likes keeping parrots, but I believe that non-domesticated animals as well birds capable of flying should not spend their entire lives trapped in cages.
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Are rabbits nocturnal?
No, domesticated rabbits tend to be diurnal.
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Can a chihuahua successfully defend itself from a pit bull attack using nothing but attitude?
Nope
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What is it that prompts people to be cruel to animals?
The unlikelyness of being caught
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Are cats ungrateful?
Seeing as they have no concept of gratitude, not really
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You would love your dog even if _______?
rabid
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My dogs stomach is bloated and hard and she has been farting terribly what can be wrong?
Take her to the vet.
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Can Jimmy crack eggs?
No, eggs only, contractual obligation
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Did you ever eat your pet's food?
Since I have fed some of my pets fruits and vegetables, yes.
| 1 person likes this
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What smell makes you nauseous?
Open sewer
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What do you fake?
tax returns...don't tell the government
| 1 person likes this
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Is true behind the mask of the clown's smile lies sadness?
Clowns don't wear masks
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If I had a kissing booth, would you pay a dollar to kiss me?
With H1N1 going around, it might not be the best time to have a kissing booth.
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BREAKING NEWS: Two of Santa's reindeer have just been shot down. Does anyone have any idea who might have done this?
Secularist rednecks
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What's one fast food sandwich, that you'll never order again?
Any deep-fried breaded fish filet sandwich
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True or false, You don't actually like seeing your family during the holidays?
True
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For those of you who eat breakfast (please don't answer if you don't), do you eat before or after you shower?
Before
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Everything goes better with...?
bacon
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How do you contemplate Eternity?
Omphaloskepsis
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When you get scared or something what is the one thing that can shine light onto you and makes you stronger?
Earth's yellow sun
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Should it be legal to sell your virginity?
Sounds like a scam
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How can I make money, without any money and no job?
Sell a kidney
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Will you watch the 2009 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?
No, I've never made it through an entire televised parade
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Somebody call the cops!...I just saw an answerbagger_________on main street!
loitering
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Is Ego a friend or an enemy?
Frenemy
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Does anyone else find it ironic that most Athiests seem to know more about the bible than some Christians?
Not really, atheist as well as agnosts must often defend their beliefs from "so-called" Christians, and what better than exposing the fallacies, hypocrisisy, inaccurac, etc. of the book they claim to live their lives by.
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What celebrity would you like to see in Judge Judy's courtroom for her to tear up?
Mike Vick
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What's a cruelty-free way to turn down a date?
Seppuku
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Do girls just wanna have fun?
As a neo-feminist, I feel obligated to say false
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Do children have a right to complain?
Yes, even if they don't that won't stop them.
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How often do you wear a belt?
5-7 days a week
| 3 people like this
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What questions should you never stop asking?
The ones that begin with "why"
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Can you name something you might find in a pond?
Koi
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If you close your eyes right now ! Where in the world would you be thinking of?
Narnia
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I am planning on attending the Manson family Thanksgiving tomorrow, what should I expect?
Beatles music
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Is this video not the cutest thing ever?
It's up there
| 1 person likes this
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Who is Bill Bojangle Robinson's famous dancing partner?
Shirley Temple
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Is your signature legible?
It isn't, but that's so its harder for somebody else to copy it
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Answer to:
What should be the content of a resignation letter?
I quit
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Are you in the mood for hockey?
Only if it's air or dome hockey
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What did the Colonel do to make his chicken so finger licking?
Salt, fat and beef seasoning
Answer to:
Have you ever wanted to live like a hamster?
Nope
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Is pellets or muesli better for chinchillas?
Hay
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What does a Hamster taste like?
like chipmunk
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Have you ever ridden in a rickshaw?
Nope
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What is the largest flat screen tv in existence?
This big *holds out arms*
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Is honey in tea healthier than Sweet and Low?
yes
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Can hamsters survive in the wild?
Yes, if they can find sufficient food and water
| 1 person likes this
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How does one teach their guinea pig to stop peeing on them?
Can't be helped
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How do you keep the father or mother dwarf hamsters from eating the newborn babies?
Remove the father from the cage
The mother only eats her babies of they are stillborn or are too weak to squeak
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I want to get a pair of rats, but don't want to spend over £25 on a cage. What should I do?
Make one on your own
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Has anyone got any boredom breaker ideas for rabbits?
A treat ball
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My rabbits have free run of the garden and wanted a shelter for them, is there any cheap way i can do this?
http://www.omlet.co.uk/products_services/products_services.php?view=Rabbits
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How can i make my garden more exciting for my rabbits?
Plant stuff they like to eat
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How can i mentally stimulate my rabbits?
Train them
www.clickerbunny.com
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Do you live a happy Bohemian lifestyle?
No, as Bohemia no longer exists
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Does anybody else watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job?
I don't, and I wish cartoon network/adult swim would stick to cartoons instead of live-action stuff.
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Q: Are we not men?
Some of us aren't
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Does this guy like me?
He just wants sex
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I often get pissed off for no reason and hold a grudge of if for a long time. What the hell is wrong with me?
Mom, is that you?
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Chiggers, do you know what they are??? Do they live in your neck of the woods?
Chigger please! XD
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How often are you in and out of your home each day?
Usually twice
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Whats your favorite "straight to video" movie?
Hulk vs. Wolverine
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What, in your opinion, is a "bad" movie?
The Flintstones
Elizabethtown
Pineapple Express
Speed Racer
Phat Girls
Freddie Got Fingered
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Who would win in a fight Superman or Captain America
Superman
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What would you recommend I do with a million dollars (if I couldn't give it to you or someone you know)?
Start a pyramid scheme
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Does anyone watch the Jon and Kate + 8 show? Is it just me or do you find Kate to be RUDE!?
Yes, I concur
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Have you ever worked as a "driver" before? (Limo, Taxi, Chauffeur, Bus, Train, Race Car, or anything else)
No, but I drive people crazy for free all the time
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What can you expect in a Turkish Bath?
Steam
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Which do you have myspace or facebook
facebook
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Can i have just one of your french fries?
You can have this burnt one
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Before throwing an empty bottle of water away, do you put the cap on it first?
Yes
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Have you ever given someone an enema?
Nope
| 1 person likes this
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Poll: Have You Ever Gotten a Hickey? where! (Be Honest)
Nope
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Have you ever gone out in public wearing no underwear with a skirt?
Nope
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Have you ever run over someone elses (or your own) pet? What happened?
Nope
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Do you return misaddressed mail sent to you?
If it's convenient, when I was college and boarding school, all you had to was give it back to the clerk.
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Answer to:
When life gives you apples, what are you going to make?
Eat them
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Describe what your childhood boogeyman looked like?
Like the Boogeyman in the Real Ghostbusters episode
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What can be broken?
skulls
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What comes to mind first if you think back to your schooldays?
Hated it
| 1 person likes this
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Is religion used to control people?
Yes
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Why does the UK have a bonfire night holiday?
It's an excuse to burn stuff
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Am I alone in thinking Lady Gaga is really pretty?
I'd hit it
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How many words can you make out of unloose.
A few
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What would you do with a 55 gallon bucket of Jello?
Give it to the poor...just kidding jello wrestling party
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Answer to:
What is world of warcraft?
The world's most popular massive multi-player online role playing game (MMORPG) based on the 3 Warcraft real time strategy (RTS)games from Blizzard Software.
Answer to:
What is a food that taste so much better with cheese?
Meat
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What is a career that requires you to do a lot of walking?
Postal worker
Dog walker
Food server
Any medical professional in a hopsital
Treadmill tester
Walker, Texas Ranger
Tour guide
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Answer to:
Have you ever met an estonian?
Nope
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Do beauty magazines make you feel ugly?
Nope
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
I say banjo, you say ______
Deliverance
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Do you have a clear picture?
No, better break out the rabbti ears
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Now, where did I leave my_______?
light saber
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What shouldn't be purchased?
Sex
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What is something your crazy about?
These low low prices!!!
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Are you jealous of your cat?
No, but I am too sexy for it
| 1 person likes this
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Holy cow...I just __________________
deified a bovine
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What type of duck is your favorite?
Indian runner ducks
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Have you ever had a pet duck?
No, but I plan to
| 1 person likes this
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What was your reputation at school?
I was near the bottom of the pecking order
| 1 person likes this
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What is the most depressing film you've seen?
Grave of the Fireflies
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How do they make pregnant peoples stomach larger in movies
Prosthetics and makeup
| 1 person likes this
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Should healthcare be a right or a privilege?
Right
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Should salad be eaten with a spoon or fork?
Salad fork
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What do you think Obama should get for Christmas?
A gaudy sweater and a pack of tube socks
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My rabbit is pregnant for the first time, how many babies will she have?
The ultrasound will show you
Answer to:
Who would you rather bring back Tupac or Biggie?
Tupac, hislyrics were more thought-provoking
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Have you ever eaten something that tasted so good that is just made you smile?
Souls...mwa ha ha
| 1 person likes this
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Do you seriously believe every news on the newspapers?
Nope
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What would you rather write on a Whiteboard or a Blackboard?
Whiteboard
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What's something that makes you go "Hhhhmmmm"?
When someone makes a claim I believe is false.
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What do you wish would last longer?
My gas mileage
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Do you have a nosy neighbor or is that person you?
Both
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Are Wii games bought in U.S. be used in Europe
Look on the side of the box, if it has PAL/NTSC written on it then yes, if says PAL only then no, fortunately most video games have done away with regional coding
Answer to:
Does France deserve to be in the 2010 Soccer World Cup?
No
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Do you like pickled herring?
Yes
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Is Barbie in a burka a good idea?
Nope
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Do (did) you eat playdough?
No, if its tastes like it smells then it prolly doesn't taste good.
Answer to:
Why do Jehovas Witnesses always hunt in packs?
Makes it harder for you to get away
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Fistfight question: In their prime, Ronald Reagan or Ronald McDonald, who would win?
McDonald
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What weapon do you think can be used gracefully
hate
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Was a rapier (like on the picture in the comment) use just to stab and thurst or was it used for striking and slashing to?
Mostly stabbing and thrusting, rapiers were originally invented for attacking the partitions in plate armor, before becoming a personal i.e. off-the-battlefield weapon
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Do you think of God as more of a personal being or an abstract idea?
The latter
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What were the grapes of wrath so angry at?
The raisins of patience
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When you talk on the phone, are you a switch earer or a lefty or righty?
Lefy, since I am usually doing something with my right hand
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What is the most mysterious thing on planet Earth?
Women
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Be honest, what's better: night or day?
Both
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Be honest, what's better: Summer or winter?
Summer Glau
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Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts?
Yes, its an overrated fanwank button masher
| 1 person likes this
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Be honest, what's better: Fall or spring?
Spring
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You scream, I scream we all scream for__________?
because they're eating us alive!
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"Now all I need is your signature." -- What form are you signing?
I'm signing for a package
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Should young offenders be caned by courts in Malaysia?
Yes
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Who should run ITV?
Me
| 1 person likes this
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I wear no jewelry...anyone else?
Except for my watch, it's not fancy though
| 2 people like this
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Why are you wearing my pants?
They muffle my flatulence
| 1 person likes this
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"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die." - Do you agree?
Yes, but they quickly replenish their ranks.
| 1 person likes this
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Who invented black friday
Capitalism
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What is your favorite kind of apples to use in a homemade apple pie?
Granny Smith
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Have you ever found lint in your bellybutton?
Yes, it's dead skin actually
| 1 person likes this
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How did you find your house? Internet, open house, etc.
I've been living there for years so I know where it is.
| 4 people like this
Answer to:
What country, outside your continent, would you like to visit?
Japan
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Answer to:
If rain was a flavor what flavor would it be?"
Chocolate
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What goes up when the rain comes down
Chocolate
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Rain? (:
Chocolate rain
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Are you closer to being brilliant in the morning?
Nope
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Would you rather have a brownie or a cupcake?
Cupcake
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
What makes the Black Sea so unique?
The man always be tryin' to keep it down
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Would you prefer a bath or a shower?
Bath, I've hadn't had one in years (I shower though)
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Does anyone still wear gothic lolita attire, or has the fad completely died?
I've only heard about that style existing in Japan, particularly the fashion district of Tokyo
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Can anyone tell me what the N97 is like?
Kind of like the N96
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Do they eat crocodile in america
American crocodiles are endangered (<500 in the wild) so people to eat American alligator they are easier to find and are actually farmed.
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...is that a yes?
Huh?
| 3 people like this
Answer to:
How often do women need pap smear tests?
When they have sufficient pap to smear
Answer to:
Who should TIME pick as their man of the year for 2009?
Balloon boy
| 1 person likes this
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How fast are food prices increasing in your local area?
Fast enough I'm beginning to stockpile
| 1 person likes this
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Do you believe that dog pursues the evil ones?
No, cats and squirrels aren't evil
| 1 person likes this
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Do you believe dog watches over you, even when you're asleep?
No, the ceiling cat does
| 1 person likes this
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Snow???????
Hail
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What is a type of wild animal native to where you live?
anoles
| 1 person likes this
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Who here is sick of Rottweilers bad reputation? I am.
I am sick of people docking and cropping them.
| 3 people like this
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Black licorice, red licorice or Twizzlers?
Twizzlers
Answer to:
When might smaller, be better?
Waist size
| 1 person likes this
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What is your favorite Answerbag category?
First thing that comes to mind
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What kind of kisser are you?
Butt
Answer to:
Are laughter and crying the same all over the world?
Not onomatapoeia-wise
Answer to:
Do you believe in Charles Darwin's Evolution of Man theory?
No, we don't but we share a common ancestor, often called the missing link.
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How does mexico treat its illigal imigrants?
While, Mexico does get many illegal immigrants from central and South American immigrants mostly, they are pretty lax about enforcing their immigration laws.
| 1 person likes this
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Where Do You Put Your Hands When You Kiss? Face? Back? Your Pockets?
Arounder her arms in case she tries to get away j/k
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Can you play cranium in teams? How big should the team be maximum? How many teams would work?
Yes, 3, 4
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Is Answerbag a fair representation of society at large?
I don't think so, we would need more information about the users to make that assessment.
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Answer to:
What Do You Make For Dinner When You're Eating Alone?
Food
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Does the howling of the wind scare you?
No, I find it quite fascinating actually
| 3 people like this
Answer to:
What can I add to my tomato soup to make it even better?
MSG
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What do you cook when you are starving?
Food
| 1 person likes this
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Are guys or girls more into Twilight?
Girls
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
What drives Sarah Palin?
A snow machine?
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What insects freak you out the most?
Maggots
Answer to:
Have you ever used beer as an ingredient for chili?
Nope
Answer to:
Why do men think its fun to hurt you?
They have more testosterone than common sense
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How many hours a week do you work? 40, 40+
I get paid for working 40, I work less
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Answer to:
You don't have to be Jewish to enjoy __________?
Brisket
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Answer to:
When was the last time you apologized to someone?
Why would I have to apologize? I'm never wrong.
Answer to:
Fill-in: It's raining _________. (e.g., cats and dogs)
pain
| 1 person likes this
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Would you rather receive a gift card or cash?
Gift card, cash might give the wrong message (like I'm needy or greed?)
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
What are the side effects of red bull?
Wings, apparently
Answer to:
What did you enjoy as a child that no longer exists?
Golden toads (they're extinct now)
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Answer to:
What is another way to say the word "cry"?
Bawl
Answer to:
Why does the body itch?
It gives our finger nails something to do.
Answer to:
Is there anything better than satisfying a good itch?
Not having the itch in the first place
Answer to:
What stimulates your sense of adventure?
Gas prices
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What Does He Think When He Finds Out They're Fake?
So that's why they're leaking
| 2 people like this
Answer to:
Who wants to skip work with me today?
Him
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What's my problem?
Him
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Would You Rather: a Male or Female Masseuse?
Either one's fine
| 1 person likes this
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What is something that is done better in the dark?
Sleep
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What is "insanity"?
Repeating the same action yet expecting a different result each time
| 1 person likes this
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Why was Charlie Brown so bald at his young age?
He's a buddhist monk
| 1 person likes this
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What does Confucius say? (Good quotes?)
Panties are not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
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What part of you itches right now?
Nose
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Why are McDonald's sales slowing?
They have discovered the magic that is Quizno's
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Do you ever get excited by libraries?
Yes, especially if they have a large graphic novel collection
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When was the last time you dialed the wrong number?
Last week
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What shows or films are in your anime collection?
None, I watch most of my anime online, on TV or on DVDs I borrow from the library. I only watch a series once so I don't see the point in paying for it.
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Answer to:
What can I do to get rid of spiders and keep them out of my home?
Spiders are in your house because of
Food- Spiders eat insects which can be kept out by installing insect screens on all your windows
Warmth- Spiders tend to enter houses when the temperature gets colder so install rubber guards on all the doors that lead outside to keep them from crawling in.
Water- Make sure you have no leaks
Answer to:
When you see a spider in your house do you kill it?
No
Answer to:
How big was the biggest spider you've ever seen? And what did you do when you saw it?
It had a three-inch leg span, it was our garden
Answer to:
WHERE DO COBWEBS COME FROM?
A spider abandons it's webs which then becomes covered in dust.
Answer to:
How to get rid of spiders indoor's? With natural home remedies
Spray the spider in it's web with hair spray, it will dissolve the protective oil on the spider's feet that keep the spider from stcicking to its own web, as such it will suffocate in its own web
By a pooter/spirator or bug vacuum from an educational toy store if you want to catch the bug and dispose of it outside humanely.
Answer to:
I hate people who cant drive, how about you?
No, I would prefer if more people did not drive as there would be less traffic and pollution.
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Answer to:
Have you ever had a moment, where you were trying to "keep it real" and it went wrong?
Nope
Answer to:
Have you ever given someone a double middle finger salute? (have fun)
Yes
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Answer to:
Have you ever seen a crazy person?
Several actually, they roam the streets as vagrants unfortunately
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Do you generally shout while suffering from any physical pain?
No, because I am the one causes the pain...mwa ha ha!
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Answer to:
Is this video the reason why men watch the Food Network?
Obviously you have never seen the voluptuousness that is Paula Deen XD
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Can money buy good taste?
No
Answer to:
How do people survive to live to 100?
Their called the Japanese
| 1 person likes this
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Have you ever tried Pocky?
Yes, highly overrated, only popular among the Japanese and weeaboos.
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Answer to:
What vegetables should we eat?
All of them except iceberg lettuce
Answer to:
What is next for the Heene family of "balloon boy" fame?
Child emancipation and a book deal
Answer to:
Do you find babies attractive?
I find them cute, not attractive
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Who would like to congratulate Shatzee with me in defeating her addiction over smoking?
Him *points*
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Answer to:
After a big meal, what's your favorite desert?
Gobi
Answer to:
Can you name any beer?
Duff
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Why is Twitter useless?
Because birds twitter all the time for free
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Do you prefer to watch subtitled or dubbed foreign films?
Occasionally
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Do you think the world is overpopulated?
Yes, damn it swine flu stop slacking off! XD
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Have you ever seen 300,000 birds in a pre mating ritual like this? Isnt it amasing?
No, but you will remember the night you were struck by the sight of 10,000 fists in the air.
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Do you like the idea of Comcast buying NBC?
Meh
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Name something that is more entertaining than watching TV?
youtube
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Has a cat ever gotten into your chewing gum supply?
Nope
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Is the current regime in Iran more brutal than the Shah?
I think not
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Do steam mops kill bacteria and viruses like H1N1
Bacteria, yes as no household bacteria can survive a 400 degree Celsius temperature. H1N1, I'm not too sure of.
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Do you live in fear of Friday the 13th?
Only if they continue the franchise
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Would you ever crawl under a horse like this lady did?
i would have crawled under the horse differently.
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What Would You Do If You See An Intrusion Attempt?
I didn't see nuthin' and I ain't know snitch so stop asking me
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When was the last time you used a lay-a-way program?
Never have
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Why does Lindsay Lohan look so tired?
Cocaine has that effect on you *snort*
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Why have tensions developed in the relationship between the US and Japan?
Okinawa
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Does it annoy you when you arent allowed something (like coffee) and someone talks about coffee?
Don't hate, congratulate
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Can second dates be worse than first dates?
Yes
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What term do you use to describe overweight people?
Diabetic
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Name a major American river.
River Phoenix
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What's something that you've had "sugar coated"?
Funnel cake
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What is one thing you would not buy on clearance in a grocery store?
Sushi
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Can you make an expression with your face that will cause some people to laugh or smile?
I usually stick my tongue out
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Fill-in: I curse the day that_________.
you erupted from your whore of a mother's womb
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Does pornography degrade women or the viewer? Is it harmful?
No and no
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Now it appears that Carrie Prejean has multiple sex tapes and that some were made AFTER the Miss USA pagent and yet she is still a darling of FOXNEWS. Is she the model that conservative women want to follow?
Yes, more beauty queens should make sex tapes that will eventually leaked on to the internet for all the world to enjoy.
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What are your plans for this morning or evening?
The same thing we do every night pinky...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Should kids in first grade be given homework it takes adults a while to figure out?
Yes, kids should be punished for having stupid parents j/k
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What was the happiest moment of your day today?
The day is still young
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What is your favorite artistic technique?
The dim mak
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Are gut bacteria important factors in obesity?
Yes
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Are you a barrel of fun and laughs?
More like keg of mirth and amusement
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Is there any problem in the world that love couldn't solve?
Global warming
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Should women leave their scientific careers when they decide to have a baby and start a family?
Of course they should, as a misogynist I beleive a woman's place is in the home not the lab j/k
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What lies behind Rupert Murdoch's plans to block Google?
He's a Yahoo! user
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The answer is "grass". What is the question?
What is your ass?
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Can you tell me something I've never heard before?
You ask such interesting questions XD
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Do you always have a drink while eating a meal if so what do you drink?
No, I used to though
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Does Prince Charles make a handsome couple with Lady Camilla?
Neither of them is handsome
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Do you think that American football players, so used to wearing all their protective gear, could handle Rugby or Aussie Rules football?
Yes, a lot of high school American football players play intramural/club rugby in college as most colleges lack a non-varsity football club due to equipment expenses among other thing. Many former American football players find it hard to leave behind the competive nature football allowed them and go on to do similar contact sports such as rugby, lacrosse, sumo wrestling, etc.
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Name something you cannot find at a Wal-Mart?
Frisbees
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Carrie Prejean claims she is being hounded by the liberal media because of her Christian beliefs. Exactly what part of her Christian beliefs require her to send sexually explicit videos of herself to a guy she'd only met once before?
These Christians aren't very Christlike.
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Guess a word having all the vowels in it.
Sequoia
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What is something that you would eat in one bite?
The souls of my enemies, mwa ha ha!
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Answer to:
How can I lose 37 pounds overnight?
Contract a liver disease
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Girls: why is it all the pretty girls that dont need makeup always cake it on in extreme layers?
They're self-conscious and or make up is a status symbol.
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What is your favorite type of "slider"?
Red-eared
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I aiming to compile a 100 uses for a man. Can you contribute?
Pickle jar opener
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Do You Use Your Phone While Driving?
Rarely
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Do have people in your life that you can trust?
I don't think so
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How to become a billionair?
Learn to spell first, the rest will follow XD
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Is your food conservative or liberal?
I eat an independent diet
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______ & ______. What words can you use to fill in the blanks?
M, M
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How many types of rabbits are there
Over 40 breeds are currently exist
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How can you seduce a women using your eyes?
Hypnosis
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What is the correct usage i done it yesterday or i did it yesterday
The latter
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I've had my bunny since last year but she still won't let me touch her and she doesn't come to me unless i have food in my hand for her. She also growls at me and bites if i take her in my arms. What do i do to make her friendly and calm?
A sad truth about rabbits is that despite being "cute" they are quite indifferent to people. Most rabbits do not like being touched and when you stroke them you can feel their heart beating faster and you can see them start breathing faster too. In addition, most rabbits don't like being held or picked up. Rabbits carry around their babies in their mouths like dogs,a dn cats do,...
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Why can't Hollywood compete with Japanese giant robots?
Lack of beam sabers and vulcan gatling cannons
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Do you like white sausage?
There are few sausages I dislike
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Is the Obama army stirring?
Yes with their giant wooden spoons
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Do you hold people to their word?
No, I hold them underwater to get the point across though.
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Why do people get upset when an attempt is made to correct spelling and grammar?
Most people hate being corrected about anything they do
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Is it better to feel good or look good?
Feel good
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Salsa..mild, medium or hot?
Mild por favor
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What can't wait until tomorrow?
My bladder apparently
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Do you try and see the good in everyone, or do you view it as a waste of energy?
I try, but I usually get disappointed
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Do children need clearly defined boundaries?
Yes, II've found barbed wire to be effective XD
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What is the secret to becoming a good public speaker ( relaxed, self confident, enthusiastic)?
Gravitas
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Are you tired of the GOP Health scare tactics? See LINK:
Yes
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Do you have a framed photo of an animal anywhere in your house?
No, but we have paintings
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What cartoon character annoys the heck out of you?
Scooby Doo! it's always someone in a mask, why do they have trouble remebering that
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Do you think light from deathnote is evil? I do.
Yes
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What aspect of your personality needs a little 'fine tuning' (if any)?
I need to smile more I've been told, which is odd because I laugh a lot
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Should principals allow gay or lesbian couples to attend school proms or dances?
Yes
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Is it just me, or does Fullmetal Alchemist seem like a really good name for a rock band?
Yes
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Why is anime so dumb?
Sturgeons Law, which states that 90% of everything is crap, applies to anime as well as most forms of fictional media.
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Do you like Death Note?
Yes, but it gets less interesting after L dies
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Should Muslims serve in non-Muslim armies?
Yes
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Peanut butter-crunchy or smooth?
smooth
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Any ideas on how to keep four 3-4 year olds quiet and paying attention?
Ritalin
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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings?
False
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May I braid your hair?
I don't have enough
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What is your excuse for not reading the newspaper?
The stopped carrying the Boondocks in the funny pages
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Name a word that starts with the letter P.
prestidigitation
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Have you ever heckled anyone? who?
No, but I have been heckled
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Name something you shake before using?
my fist
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How come Jesus landed where he landed and not in China?
He had OnStar
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When's the last time you ate a chicken pot pie?
Chicken and pot...baked in pie!? Will wonders never cease?
I have not had one in years
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Guys: Do you find tattoos on girls unattractive?
Depends on the tattoo, depends on the girl
Kat Von D is hot though
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Do you know if you were born in the morning, evening, or in the middle of the night?
Night
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Do you have to take out the trash tonight?
Oh so that's why we have roaches
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What really "gets your goat"?
Chupacabras
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How intelligent are goats?
They are smarter than most bovids, I once saw one pull a pulley to get at food in a bucket.
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Other then milk what are goats good for?
Pets
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If the United States NEVER existed.. where would you be living now, and what would you be doing?? (this question is for everyone..if you don't live in the US right now, maybe having no USA would still change things for you too..?)
The Grand Duch of Zeon
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What you think when you see your face in a mirror?
I'm lookin' at the man in the mirror
I'm askin' him to change his ways
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What do you do when you find a corpse in your yard?
That guard dog was a good investment
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Answer to:
How would you describe a Zionist?
Accordign to Bob Marley, they are iron like lions.
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I've been vegan (no meat, dairy, eggs) for 6 years as of today. What does that make you automatically assume about me?
Well if your like most vegans I know, your smug and you prosetylize your beliefs.
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What is the best or the fastest way to get stress in your life or make you feel depressed?
Talk to my sister for more than a minute
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and __________________?
lonely
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What will be my life partners name?
Batman
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Does your home come with a seaview?
No, my old one did.
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How do you become well know on AB?
Gain a high level
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Answer to:
How do doctors determine whether or not moles are cancerous?
I have a raised mole on left shoulder I was concerned with. My GP told me as long as there is hair growing out of it (there is) and the the hair is not white (it's not) then it is not cancerous.
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Physically, what immediately attracts you to a member of the opposite sex?
Tig ole bitties
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Did you eat a Nutri-Grain bar today? Which kind?
38g of carbs, no way
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Have you ever had strawberry soda?
No, but I bet it tastes similar to cherry soda and other similarly colored sodas.
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Have you ever brushed your teeth with baking soda?
No, but I have baked with toothpaste...minty XD
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What's something that your friends/family would never expect you to do?
Be social
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What type of medical condition would cause a male to lactate?
Bitch tits
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Aside from knives and lasers, what other ways can moles be removed?
There are traps you can buy
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What color bra are you wearing today?
None, I'm a dude
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Septum piercings: hot or not?
Not
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Are tragus piercings painful?
Aren't all piercings painful?
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How much do you enjoy shopping for christmas?
Meh :-/
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When making fried chicken, do you like to dip your chicken in egg yolks before breading them?
I'll ask them that the next time I go to Popeyes.
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Does your family share a love of a sport or activity?
If you consider eating an activity, then yes.
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What's the average life of a laptop?
Lately I've been averaging <2 years
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Is looking for a job tougher than it used to be?
No, looking is easy, finding is hard, getting hired is damn near impossible.
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Would you vote for a candidate who worked as a pole dancer?
Sure, why not
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Why do men attend weddings?
free dinner
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Do you keep glasses in the fridge?
Nope
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What's one language that you really wish you knew how to speak?
Dog
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Why did a taxi driver refuse to take me to Lotte World in Seoul?
You were covered in bees at the time
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What is something all Women wish for?
rich men
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What is your favorite burger topping?
Cheese and ketchup
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Do you like Hershey's, Mr. Goodbar?
Yes
Answer to:
Gentlemen: You know the girl you are now dating is not good for you because ______________.
she has a mustache
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What kind of birds do you have where you live? We have about 50 species here.
Over 200 birds species including
1 vulture
4 raptors
1 pelican
3 native species of parrots
2 owls
Around 10 dove/pigeons
1 duck
1 woodpecker
etc.
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How do you feel about immigrants coming to your country
Meh :-I
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What do you use to marinate chicken? I use Italian dressing.
The sweet sweet tears of my enemies...mwa ha ha!
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What do you think is the most important promblem in our society today?
Poor spelling
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What famous person would you like to seduce you?
Christina Hendricks
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What nationality are you?
Jamaican/American
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Could you live without a dishwasher?
I have been all my life
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Do you think people abuse the flagging system?
No
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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history?
The GOP
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Can you actually buy a real dog that looks like snoopy?
Yes
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Can someone have too many friends?
Yes
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By this time tomorrow, I will be_________?
worried
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Can anything happen in San Francisco?
Nein
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How often do you add new friends?
Rarely, come to think of it
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Did Humans domesticate dogs, or did dogs domesticate us?
The former
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Do you use the term "lick" when referring to spankings?
I used to as a child
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Have you ever been out of your country? Why
I'm out of it right now, so to speak
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Have you ever crashed a party and been kicked out?
Nope
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Why are NCAA football bowl games called 'bowl' games?
The football stadiums look like bowls from an aerial perspective.
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Have you ever pretended to be someone that you're not?
I pretend to be an extinct Pliocene-era pachyderm
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I have an Xbox 360 already. I can take advantage of a mobile phone offer to get either a PS3 or a Wii for free. Which should I go for?
The Wii. A lot of the games that come out for the 360 also come out for the PS3, but most of the games for the Wii are exclusive to the console. Additionally, you burn more calories using the Wii.
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Are you normally wary or welcoming of new users?
It depends, I dislike trolls and anyone who joins AB to ask one homework question and nothing else.
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Do you play a lot of games on your computer?
No
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Was the last utensil you ate with a spoon or a fork?
Fork
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Can soap be recycled?
It is possible to meltdown leftover soap into new soap.
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Would you prefer truffles or caviar...?
Caviar
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Are there any solar-powered aircraft?
Yes
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Should abortion be provided by public healthcare systems?
Yes
Answer to:
Ye Old _______________.
Shoppe of Knicky Knacks
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What do you think of when you think of Thailand?
Muay Thai
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "O?
OMG
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Who wrote: "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence?"
Wasn't me
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Is Burma the next North Korea?
Or maybe North Korea is the next Burma
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Would you shower or take a bath just because you farted?
Nope
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Would you brush your teeth just because you burped?
Nope
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If you saw two/2 guys kissing each other, what would you do?
Buy a lotto ticket
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Since babies are one of the main things still made all the time in America, shouldn't we slap a made in america sticker on each baby's butt delivered in america?
It will peel off when you wash them though
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Which company makes your favorite pizza?
Domino's
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What are some good healthy foods to eat for Thanksgiving?
Tofurkey
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Have you eaten pizza in the last 30 days?
Yes
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Do you feel repulsed when you see two men kissing? Question to straight guys.
No, but I will look away
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At what point do you say "enough is enough"?
After enough has become merely sufficient
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What, if anything, would you like to ask Big Bird?
Why don't you age? your still 6-y-0 after 40 years!
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What's wrong with being a pimp?
I've heard it isn't easy
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Does your local area have plenty of trees?
Not enough in IMHO
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In which US state is Antelope Resevoir?
I knew they were hiding the antelope somewhere
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Do kittens make a practical alternative to glove puppets?
Not if they're alive
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In FL, Christians are pissed because the Atheists of FL have posted a billboard to promote their website. On the news last night, people were VERY ANGRY to see it. What is your reaction?
What doesn't piss Christians off.
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Where should Sarah Palin go to promote her book?
Book stores
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Who is pictured on the US $5,000 bill?
Hu Jin Tao
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Would you choose Cheese Sticks over French Fries?
Yes, yes I would
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Spiritually Speaking~What/Who is your greatest enemy?
Fear
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Ideas for presents for a person who is not into material possessions
Donation to a charity
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My parents wont give me email!! what should i do?
Train a flock of homingh pigeons to deliver your messages
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Why is Al Gore still eating meat?
It tastes good
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Why do you have to be an adult to watch porn?
Because it might give children and teens unrealsitic expectations about sex
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Have you ever dated your co-workers?
Bad idea
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What would you have liked to have said to Saddam Hussein just before his execution?
Hang tight
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Are you wearing anything that has stripes?
A tie
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Did you have a "Frankie says Relax" T-shirt?
No, I also don't heed Frankie's advice
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Are you more of a left brained thinker, or a right brained thinker?
Ambidextrous
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What's the best way to eat chicken?
Constrict it, unhinge your jaw, then swallow whole
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How many different colors of pills you take?
A veritable rainbow
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Have you ever visited a castle? Where?
I drove by a White Castle once, I think I was in Illinois.
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Do you enjoy road trips?
Only if it's a big car, good caompany and we get to stop at good restaurants which is rare so I hate them for the most part.
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What should Democrats do to avoid defeat in the 2010 Congressional elections?
Lightsabers
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Yes of No, will you be cramming stuffing up a turkey's butt this Thanksgiving?
No, that would likely kill the turkey
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What are some early symptoms of lung cancer?
Coughing up blood
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Do you chew on ice when you finish your drink?
No, it's bad for your teeth's enamel.
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Can you name a dance together with it's country of origin? For example, Tango-Argentina.
The Habanera-Cuba
Capoeira- Brazil
Para Para- Japan
Dancehall- Jamaica
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What character in the Bible does Barack Obama remind you of?
The author
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Why is Chuck Norris such a douchebag?
Well he is a Republican
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Can you freeze a milkshake?
If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw, there it is, that’s the straw, see, watch it! My straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! [slurps] I drink it up!
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Do you usually blow dry or air dry your hair?
I use a ShamWow!
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Was an election ever the answer in Afghanistan?
Nope
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When should a woman allow her new boyfriend to see her without makeup?
On the walk of shame
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Her pants are tighter than___________________?
a nun's ass
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Don't you just hate_____________________?
haters
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How many moles are in 2.30 grams of (NH4)2SO4?
Which kind: Eastern moles, star-nosed moles, golden moles. etc.
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Why do muslims try and brainwash people with their religeon?
The same reason any other religion does.
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Have you ever been to West Virginia before?
No, just regular Virginia
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My dog is starting to shake, having a runny nose and sitting funny. He's over 10 1/2 years old. What's happening to my dog?
He's telling you to take him to the vet.
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Do you buy costumes after halloween since the prices are reduced?
Nope
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What does schadenfreude mean?
This
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Do you hire a maid to clean your house or do you do it yourself?
We have a housekeeper
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Do you own yellow nail polish?
No
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Have you ever been to Birmingham, Alabama? What's it like?
I've been there it's one of the more progressive cities in the South as it has invested a lot in medical research. Just stay out of the inner city however.
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If i go"trick or treating" tomorrow night, what will you give me when i come to your home?
Insulin for diabetes all that candy will eventually give you.
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Candles, scented or unscented?
unscented
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First word that comes to mind with the letters "ui" together in?
Mandarin
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Do you have a candle burning right now?
nein
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Do you know a word ending with "ick"?
brick
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How well known are economists?
Aside from Alan Greenspan, not very
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Besides candy, what is the best treat to give out on Halloween?
Insulin for the type 2 diabetes the candy will eventually give them
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Which Green Arrow for you: in comic books, animated Justice League tv series, or the tv series "Smallville"?
Hal Jordan in Justice League: The New Frontier
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Would you like a grilled cheese and tomato sandwich?
No, thank you
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How old is too old to go trick or treating?
When you're parents refuse stop buying OR making a costume for you.
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Do you agree that celebrities should be looked up to as the "role models" of society?
No, I dislike this "role model" term
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Can you remember any cruel nick names you had for teachers when you were in school?
We had a physics teacher, named miss Barton we all called "Barton the Bitch", she really was a bitch though.
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Do you regularly or have you ever used a Neti pot?
never, I've heard it can burn your nasal passages
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Men, what's better? A "curvy" woman with full breasts, or a tight, fit woman with tiny breasts?
The former
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Do you hate it when people wear sunglasses inside?
Yes
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Chicken wings. Which do you prefer? Boneless or bone in?
If it has no bones, it more of a nugget or tender than a wing, on the other hand the bones just get in the way and slow you down, so I'd have to say boneless.
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What are somethings you left in your car accidently when you sold/junked it?
dead hooker
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I am a vegetarian except that I eat fish, poultry, beef, and a tiny amount of pork. How do you feel about that?
You're a liar or someone who is unaware of the definition of the word "vegetarian".
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What's the largest animal that's ever been inside your dwelling?
A German Shepherd
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What is something that can "streak"?
Glass
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How popular would an Amish online dating service be?
It actually has some for potential, if you'd like to date an Amish teenager on Rumspringa, oh wait that's statutory, nevermind.
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Whats a good way to get rid of a charlie horse?
Bullets
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Who is the richest dead celebrity?
Zombie Bill Gates
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Are fancy or casual restaurants better for dates?
Casual
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Will your company or organisation hold a Christmas Party in 2009?
No, we alterante between a staff trip to a resort and a Christmas party, and the staff trip was two months ago.
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What happens when galaxies collide?
They compare insurance
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Should burglars blacken their face with permanent marker before going on a job?
That would make it easier for some one to identify the next day.
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Which is your favourite local sports team?
Springfield Isotopes
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An hour ago I ________________?
I arrived at work
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Are you are serious person or more of a clown?
Bit of both actually
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What do you think would make for some bad flavors of M&M's?
Bile
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Halloween sweets or alternatives to candy - which side are you on?
Condoms
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Should Muslim women be allowed to wear the headscarve in Western lands?
As long as it doesn't cover the whole face.
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True or False?You are taller than your mother?
True
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Guys - has anyone ever complimented you on your shoes?
Yes
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What are you tired of hearing?
Other peoples problems
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Fill in the blanks. ______ right here,right now, on this/these_______!
Eat it, active landmine
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Can you juggle?
I wish I could though
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How many people are in your contacts on your phone?
Enough
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Hey, wouldn't it be fun if we___________?
tripped the light fantastic
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What was the reason for why you last honked your horn at a driver?
To thank some one for letting me into a line of traffic, which I have to do everyday when returning home from work.
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Is trick-or-treating less popular now than it was 10 years ago?
Due to:
-the fear of poisoned candy (not true)
-fear of child abduction and pedophiles (not true)
-costumes getting more expensive every year (true)
I would say so
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Is a Sam's Club card/membership really worth it?
Only if you buy in bulk
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What is a water buffalo used for?
-plowing
-mode of transportation
-pack animal
-Their parts are used inTraditional Asian Medicine
-meat
-milk
-leather
-water buffalo fights
-racing
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Do Western European countries have socialized democracy?
Jah
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Do you know anybody named Justin?
Justin Incredible!
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingStarBios/justincredible.html
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Is your house one big garage sale waiting to happen?
No, we usually just give away our old stuff to charity.
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Salmon.... smoked or unsmoked?
Lox
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Is Chile hot or chilly?
Tepid
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Do you say "snooty" or "snobbish"?
Snobbitchy
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Is Paris Hilton a hoarder?
Not a hoarder, just a whore LOL
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Are you thirsty or hungry?
Lonely
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Do you add anything to your yogurt?
The sweet, sweet tears of my enemies.
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Name one animal on the endangered species list
Clouded leopards
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Whats going to happen in 2012
The London Olympics
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What do you think the proper attire for riding a subway is?
Stab-proof vest
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Should I eat at IHOP or Long John Silver's tonight?
IHOP, it's classier LOL
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What is the phobia of snakes called ? :)
Ophid- JESUS CHRIST! A SNAKE!
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Do you own a gas, electric, flat surface or wood burning stove?
I use the fat of my defeated foes to fuel my stove...mwa ha ha!
It's electric
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How about some of that big juicy ________________?
sexual harassment lawsuit
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What happens when you die?
Your corpse is cinsumed by necrophagous microbes
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How long do you keep a car before selling it or trading it in?
Until it's old
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Would you like to shop at a grocery store that banned any products using HFCS (high-fructose corn syrup)?
Then all they would sell is fresh produce, meat, seafood and alcohol, sure why not
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Do you like noname brand soda's?
There ok
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Have you ever heard of waterless coffee?
I've had chocolate covered espresso beans
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Where in Germany would you find the Black Forest?
Over there
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What do the lizard people really want from us?
For us to stop imprisoning their brethren in glass boxes.
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How easy is it to push your buttons?
My tie is currently covering my buttons, just move it aside.
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In general, who would win in a fight between two snakes, where one snake is poisonous, and the other one is a constrictor?
King snakes are American constrictors, which eat other snakes including venomous ones.
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How come some of the new AB users are rude?
Due to the anonymity of the internet, many of its users are rude, and are solely interested in trolling and flame wars, since it takes more than one person to do such, they are easily stopped in their tracks.
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Should girls be forced to wear bras
Actress Emmanuelle Chiqrui never wears a bra
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Never Turn Your Back On ....................?
back stabbers or those ghosts from the Super Mario games.
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A zoos basically prisons for animals ,and created for the amusement of mankind?
More or less, many zoo animals are suffering from stereotypical behaviors such as pacing back and forth, walking in circles, chewing on cage bars, eating their own excrement and or doing repetive behaviors that serve no purpose, like shaking their heads. These behaviors can be cured by environmental enrichment to stimulate their brains, but that costs a lot of money and space zoos aren't...
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Where can I find a set of Black flannel sheets? I have looked and looked with no luck.
Somewhere that caters to both goths and lumberjacks
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How do you feel about young athletes skipping college to play “Pro” ball?
It's better than then taking the space of a student who went to college for academic reason.
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How do you like your coffee in the morning? Do you drink coffee?
I don't drink coffee that often and when I do, I put condensed milk in it.
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What's an everyday thing that is round?
Tummies
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Dennys or Waffle House?
Waffle House, for their relatively racist free history
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Why do an absurd number of young ladies identify as bisexual?
Porn influencing society
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Do they still make glue and gelatin from boiled dead herbivore parts?
Not me, all my attempts at making glue and gelatin from vegans have gone awry.
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Where's this sharp stabbing pain coming from?
Professional knife-throwers
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How many answers are there in the answerbag?
A lot
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Do you ever wonder how some people can have their favorite color be something other than green?
No, not really
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Why did key Republicans vote against the Franken Anti-Rape Amendment?
Obviously they were manipulated by pro-rape lobbyist groups
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Why do banks give lollipops?
It's cheaper than toasters
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Who has the most famous mustache?
Yosemite Sam
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Heart_____________?
burn
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Today I learned______?
facts
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Pop goes the_____________________?
condom
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Blame the_____(Fill the blank).
lack of parenting
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Smacking children- right or wrong?
Just before they are big enough to kick your ass
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Are you a giver or a taker?
Giver
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Name one thing you usually find in a nightclub
Attention whores
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What's better Beer or Chicken Wings?
Chicken Wings
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Why have children?
They're fingers make the best soup...mwa ha ha!
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Will sex be different in the future?
Yes, men might start having it with the woman they are married to.
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What is a sure cure to prevent burglary to your house?
Bear traps
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What do you consider "pocket change?"
That which jingles
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Who here is goofing off at work?
Moi
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What is the last thing you Lost and didn't find?
the antidote
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Have you ever fallen asleep in a meeting?
Little known fact: dark rooms and power point slide shows are nature's sedatives.
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Do all girls bleed the first time?
If they don't you obviously aren't punching them hard enough
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Who carries in your trunk load of Groceries?
Me
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What is your favorite breakfast smell?
Sausage
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Can most women lift up or carry most men?
Doubt it
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Does anyone know why Napoleon Dynamite became such a hit?
The film was lauded by people who felt awkward in high school, although the behavior of Napoleon, Chip, Pedro and made them seem like they had Asperger's syndrome, (the filmmakers were accused of using the AS as comedic device by autism advocates). Contrary to popualr belief high school (at least in the US) is a very awkward time for many people, especially when they are low on the pecking...
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Why did Kojak always sucked on a lollypop?
Oral fixation
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Would you buy Michelle Obama dolls? See link
No, these dolls will give an unrealistic realization that they will grow up to be first ladies. XD
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True or False, in your time zone today is Tuesday?
True
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Do you make pies from scratch or use frozen pie crusts?
I would like to make them from scratch, but I can never seen to find it in the supermarket. Truly a product as versatile as scratch would be more available. I've been told you can make cake, soup, bread, sauces, etc. from scratch, so why can't I find it?
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Do you have anything that was yours when you were younger than 8 years old?
I still have a blanket I've since I was 3
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Do you buy your bread or make it yourself?
No, but if I had a bread machine I would.
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Who would you most like as a passenger in your vehicle?
Some one who can handle a machine gun while in a moving vehicle
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What cereal do YOU think is better than Captain Crunch?
Kashi GoLean
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Was the last cookie you ate a Sugar Cookie?
Macadamia
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How often do you drink tea?
1-2 times a day
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What type of meat do you use the most for your weekly dinners? beef, chicken, lamb, pork, seafood or turkey?
All of those mentionned excluding turkey
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What is the perfect cup size?
Dixie
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What creeps you out?
Maggots
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How many people have still got a land line at home?
Yes, I never left my land phone in a cab
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Do you think Jesus looked like David Koresh?
No, Koresh was white
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Have you ever felt physically ill while watching a movie? Which movie?
Grave of the Fire Flies
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095327/
It was so sad, it made my stomach hurt
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What is the meaning of the phrase 'Pearls before swine'?
It mean's do not give/tell uncultured people things they will not appreciate.
For e.g. "Don't quote Shakespeare when you're around a bunch of high school drop-outs"
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A butterfly flew into my face. What's the wierdest thing that's ever flown into your face?
A cockroach, I had barbecue sauce on my face at the time and I am sure it wanted some.
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What strikes your mind when I say "Obama"?
Change
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What might I find in your garbage bag?
Medical waste from my back-alley surgery practice
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Who would win out of kimbo slice and mike tyson?
In Tyson's prime, Tyson, nowadays that he is hot mess, who looks like the majority of idiots Kimbo beats up, Kimbo FTW
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Where do naked ninjas hide their weapons?
A ninja can turn any object into a weapon hence he need
not carry any weapons.
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What is the value of Tai Chi? How does it help you?
It's a good exercise for people who don't their muscles to atrophy (fall apart) as they age. Also it can be continued up until and during your golden years compared to most martial arts.
Another aspect is for self-defense, tai-chi is actual fighting techniques practiced in slow motion. After years of repeating the same technique over and over it becomes instilled in your muscle...
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What friuts and vegetables begin with k?
kale
kiwifruit
karat http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn6120#
kumquat
kai-lan (Chinese broccoli)
kurrat (Egyptian leek)
komatsuna (Japanese mustard spinach)
kohlrabi
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Big Mac or Whopper?
Angus whopper
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Do you go out of your way to try and avoid FAT in your diet?
Yes
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If you were a nut...what sort of nut would you be...? Peanut, pistashio, cashew, walnut...or something else?
Brazil nut
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What do you fear more than anything?
Public embarassment
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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald
John Wilkes Boothe
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Are all stalkers psychopaths?
Not all of us
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Was that really necessary?
Hey, he started it
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What is your temperature today? Are you "hot to trot," luke warm, or "cold as a dead mackrel?"
hot to trot
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Are you an impatient person?
No, but as I age, my patience wanes.
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What is the law of universe?
e=mc^2
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What is the highest denomination bill you have with you?
$1000 Jamaican bank note
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What is your favorite. . . . . . . . .LAWN. . . . . . . . . . grass; Centipede, Fesue, Bermuda, Zoysia, St. Augustine, Buffalo, Bentgrass,Seashore Paspalum etc. etc.? Why?
Zoysia, it's great for places with lots of rain
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Do you believe that someone who DOES "evil" is synonymous with INSANITY?
As an insane person I find this question insulting.
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Can you accept "gray" areas in your life? Or must everything be "black or white"?
Mostly shades of grey
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How old do you have to be to legally have sex in your country?
18, not like anyone follows it
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Are you happy where you live? Why or why not?
No, I live in the developing world, and despite there being no famine, war, or being run by a dictator it doesn't seem to get any better.
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Why is the pigment of someones skin so important to liberals?
They are pandering to powerful albino special interest groups.
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Does life ever stop sucking?
Nope, you come into the world naked, bloody, blind and hungry and it just gets worse from there.
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How would you complete this sentence: "I brake for _________"
No one! Mwa ha ha!
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Chocolate eclairs or boston cream doughnuts?
The latter
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Strawberry short cake or chocolate mousse cake?
The former
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What are some examples of "kids' cologne?"
BOD
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Whats something you might put Parmesean cheese on?
Pasta
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Roman Polanski--Throw in jail or let him walk free?
He should he be sent to jail where he will be a victim of his own crime over and over again.
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Answer to:
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen a squirrel eat?
A half-eaten fried chicken leg
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What kinds of meat eaten in other countries are illegal in the United States?
Not really a meat, but sheep lungs, a key ingredient in Scottish haggis is illegal to be sold for human consumption in the US
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Are you afraid of squirrels? Or/ have you seen anyone run when they see one?
Only when they suddenly appear by jumping out of garbage cans
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Do you like casserole?
Never been fond of them
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What are your favorite chips...
Garlic bagel chips
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Do you get bored from watching porn only after a couple of minutes?
A couple of minutes is usually all I need :-)
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Is it safe to eat a burger and fries that were left out overnight (9 hours)?
The burger, no, the fries are probably still good. In the movie "Supersize Me" Morgan Spurlock performed an experiment in which he left out various McDonald's menu items and recorded how long it took for them to decompose, the fries lasted about 3 weeks before showing any visble signs of decompostion.
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Should I spend $4.00 on Cigarettes or Cat Food?
Cats eat mice and mice are free.
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Would you find a portrait of a chicken, from the head up, interesting?
Yes, as I am now curious as to what the rest of the chicken lloks like.
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What is the most unusual animal you have seen in a painting?
Man
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Answer to:
What does the Bible say about metrosexuals?
Leviticus Chapter 86 reads
"A man shalt not go get thyself a mani-pedi, nor shall thou wax thy chest nor thy legs for it is most gay. A man shalt not exfoliate nor shall he ever solicit the services of a tanning salon, because that stuff is girls, yo'."
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What was Starbucks biggest product launch?
Akeelah and the Bee
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Which park was designated the first National Park in the USA?
Linken Park
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What was the meaning of a Foo Fighter during World War II?
Soldier's who fought the foo, those who Mr. T pitied.
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What is the Starbucks symbol a picture of?
An inbred mermaid
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What's the sexiest thing you've done with cheese?
Cut it LOL
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I'm making Mahi-mahi with a sesame/teriyaki marinade for dinner. Anyone have an idea for side dishes?
Barley
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I just saw a commercial for a doll called "Whoopsie Doo". All it does is poop and pee and you have to change its diaper. Would you buy that for your kid?
No, I don't like those kinds of toys for children, also dolls that soil themselves have been around for ages.
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What do you find particularly misogynistic?
Homophobes
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Whats one thing you wish you had for your car as a necessity or luxary?
A drivemocion
http://www.drivemocion.com/
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I feel like eating chocolate...what do you recommend?
Almond Joy or Bounty
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What do women like in bed
Their cats for some reason
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Mike Tyson in his prime VS Muhammad Ali in his prime, who would win?
Cassius Clay
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Do you consider homeless people as lazy?
Some are some are not
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How many cousins do you have?
12 I think
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Do you ever sprinkle your watermelon with sweetener?
I use to put brown sugar on my watermelon as a child, but I try to avoid sugar nowadays.
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How many brothers and sisters do you have?
1 older sister and one younger brother, but neither is very sisterly not brotherly.
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Do you ask questions more for yourself, or more for the "bag"?
Bit o' both
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What should you do if you are tired of disappointment?
Stop expecting
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Do you regularly watch or follow any soap operas?
No, unless you consider comic books soap operas
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What's the last impulsive purchase you made?
Snake oil
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Who wants to go skydiving today?
Skydivers, I would suppose
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What's your first name backwards?
Alucard
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What would be a good rule or two on how people should conduct themselves when they attend a neighborhood block party?
Bringing loaded firearms makes a bad first impression
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What is a must-see TV show for you?
The Simpsons
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Name one thing that you usually find in Airports
Price gouging
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Do you think that the hunger for food is easier to get rid of than the hunger for love?
Yes indeed
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What are your feelings about people who choose to play with their iPods instead of talking to others at a social gathering?
Some people want to be alone without being alone, iPods, cell phones, PSPs, DSs are all good for that.
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What is your favorite non-Disney animated film?
Princess Mononoke
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119698/
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What is the most unfair thing comes you to the mind?
Bad grammar
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What were your parents' rules about language in your home?
My parents hate when anybody curses except for "sh*t", my mom loves using that word, but she considers hell and damn profane. My dad hates when I use "bitch", he says the "F" word whenever he is angry though.
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What kind of guns do you own?
These *flexes arms*
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Do you feel guilty about killing insects e.g. flies?
Only if it's a non-pest insect
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It's Friday...is it beer-thirty yet?
No, 2:45
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Who else is having an amazing day?
Meh
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Box of _______. What word (s) can you use in the blank?
kittens
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How does one keep unholy the Black Sabbath?
By partaking in the devil's orgy
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I'm challenging you to a duel to preserve my honor! What is your weapon of choice?
Giant transforming robots
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What's your favorite food with cheese?
some kind of meat
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Green OR Red Apple?
Gala apple
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What would your Evil Genius lair look like?
It would include a grotto and a wet bar
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Will you be moving soon?
Yeah, I have to use the bathroom
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Did you know that Ronald McDonald is a clown?
The next thing you tell is us is that the Burger King isn't a monarch, but a guy in a rubber mask and costume.
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Corner spiders... the ones who make cobwebs... when their webs are full of gnats are they better off being left alone or does it help them catch more if you remove their old webs so they can build new ones?
Leave them be. Spiders usually dispose of the remains of their prey in silk garbage bags that are usually separate from the web, when the bag gets too heavy, the spider will cut it off and it falls to the ground. If the web is full of dead gnats then likely the spider has abandoned the web, in which case you should removie it.
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Do you know Obama's evil plan?
Be more specific is it the one with the transdimensional time machine powered by a million radiocative hamsters on exercise wheels or the one involving the his army of 300 foot tall bipedal weather controlling automatons?
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Have you changed your religion from the one you were raised?
Yes, raised Anglican, currently Agnostic
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What ethnic background is Victoria Beckham?
Caucasian
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What will happen if I add an extra egg to a cookie recipe?
Doom! Doom! I SAY!
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Answer to:
How often does Victoria Beckham eat?
Once a month David drops a live rabbit into her enclosure, which she then strangles and swallows whole by unhinging her jaw.
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What was the last words you uttered while in your vehicle?
If nobody saw me run over that hobo then it never eally happened
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What would be a funny business name for a dental office?
My 2 Front Teeth
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What were the most popular names in your graduating class in high school? Mine were Ashley for female and Matt for male...
Elizabeth, and male names were two varied
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Do you speak more than 2 languages fluently?
Nein! Nyet!
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What is the fascination with breasts? (both female and male may answer)
Probably because you spend over a year either sucking on them or being held next to them
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Answer to:
Who is the world's smartest leader?
The Leader
http://www.marvel.com/universe/Leader_%28Samuel_Sterns%29
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Where was the birthplace of democracy?
That girl from used book store? I think she was born in Ohio XD
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Is life passing you by?
Yeah, life's been riding my ass ever since I got on I95
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If Obama were gay who would he make a "cute couple" with?
Anderson Cooper
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Why do religious people constantly try to convert people into there religion?
They have monthly quotas to meet
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Have you ever met someone in person that you met online?
Nope
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What do you think of Jennifer Anniston?
Not a fan
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Are you allergic to peanuts?
Thankfully no
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Do these supposed golden plates Joseph Smith found exist anywhere?
You can buy them from QVC
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Was this a good high school essay question? "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" (see link)
No, no it would not
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Should young children touch animals at petting farms?
Might not be a good idea.
-animals carry germs
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/03/060327215310.htm
-children often end up hurting the animals by touching them the wrong way or in the wrong place. I notice that many children tend to poke the animals instead of stroking or petting them. In addition most animals don't like being touched in their orifices.
-if the child...
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Name 5 wwe superstars?
Randy Orton
John Cena
The Undertaker
Kofi Kingston
Candace Michelle
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If you could ask a werewolf 1/one question, what would you ask?
What's your beef with the vampires anyway?
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Who is red hulk?
Marvel is yet to reveal it, most likely his origin will be revealed in the next big crossover storyline.
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Have you ever read the Manga for "Last Quarter"?
Nope
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Were you offended when Dilbert said that he found computers to be more interesting than people?
Why? He's right
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What superhero would be good Halloween costume?
Luke Cage
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Can not owning a car make you fatter?
Well seeing that there are morbidly obese individuals who are so large they cannot fit in a car and yet continue to grow larger, then yes
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Is it obsessive to shower twice daily?
No, but your water bill might be higher
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Do you think there is one Eastern European Country right now that would take being in NATO as a serious treaty?
Czechoslovakia (mainly because it no longer exists)
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Since we are Carbon based life forms are we to be taxed for our well being carbon?
Yes and on that note we should tax the manufacturers of carbonated soft drinks, the diamond industry and the manufacturers of graphite pencils.
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What is the short form law required to gat a Hawaii birth cerficate?
Be born in Hawaii, except that leper island, that's not really even America
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Why is BRA Singular, when it covers 2 items and PANTIES Plural when it Covers one item?
Pantie or panty is the singular noun, but women refer to them in the plural form panties, since most women have more than one panty.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/panty
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Will someone please tell Spacy to stop Drugging her lions?
Not it
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Who is the love of your life or apple of your eye?
The apple of my eye is the gala apple
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Have you any piercings? Where are they...?
No, I hate piercings
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Are you flirtatious by nature?
Nope
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Do you suffer from social phobia?
I used to
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I need a man badly, are you him?
Um...no
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Should individuals that make false rape accusations be subject to criminal prosecution?
Yes
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Do you tend to attract people with your looks or with your personality?
The latter
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Who has made the best celebrity sex tape so far?
Kim Kardashian
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Jesus commanded his disciples to sell everything they own and follow him. Why do most Christians fail to follow this basic commandment?
Christians aren't really good at following the rules, especially the ones that spoil your fun.
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Name some thing which is red in color?
The blood of my foes
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What is something on a date that well would turn you off instantly?
Giving birth
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What is the best Paris Hilton movie you have ever seen?
One Night in Paris
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Are you doing anything wrong, unavoidably?
I'm harming the environment by leaving a huge carbon foot print, using plastics, eating food that was grown with inorganic pesticides and fertilizers, etc.
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Who would win a fight between a bra and pair of panties?
Bra
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Different Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Happy Days or Alice?
Diffr'nt Strokes
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Besides salads and sandwiches, what is something else fresh tomatoes can be used in?
Salsa
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The customer is never wrong- True or False?
False
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Are you sad Michael Jackson dies?
He dies?! Well thanks for spoiling the end of the movie for the rest of us.
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Which country has the best mail order brides?
Ukraine
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How do you feel about women who don't wear bras in public?
Because I have grown up in a culture in which women wear bras, I would have to go with them being a good thing.
Also breasts sag, because of atrophied pectoral muscles, breast size and genetics, wearing or not wearing a bra has little effect on whether they sag. Pectoral exercises are your best chance at advoiding this.
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Do you think that Obama will appoint Joe Wilson as "truth" Czar?
I doubt it
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Do men still tip their hats to ladies/women/females?
Do men still wear hats
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This morning I was eating my Corn Flakes and bit my ear. Will it take as long to heal as the head ache in my foot?
I think you just had a stroke
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Besides coffee and oj, what else do you enjoy to drink in the AM?
The tears of my enemies
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God created Man, for what purpose?
For personal amusement
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What do you think of when I say yellow?
Urine
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When i say italy,what do you think of?
I don't like pasta
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Farming is about what?
Growing food
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Do animals have a soul?
Yes, it's the tastiest part
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What instrument do you wish you could play?
The piano, violin or guitar
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Have you ever taken medication for depression? Did it work?
Yes, the first medication I took worked but the others have not.
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Who is the most intelligent man in human history? What is his IQ
*ahem*
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How's your new medication working out?
Well. it has been three days isnce my last spasm
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Shouldn't "Thou should not molest children" be one of the 10 commandments?
Yeah, that covet one is overrated
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Whats that?
I's a nicknack paddywack
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When will Obama be impeached?
in 2017
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Should smoking be allowed in outdoor cafes?
Nope
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Name one animal which lays eggs
Centipedes
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Do/Did you live with both parents?
Yes, and I still do
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What is your job? Are you happy with it?
protecting New York City from supervillains
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Do you know or have ever met any conjoined twins?
Never
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Isn't the death penalty hypocritical?
How so?
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Freshwater or saltwater fish?
Saltwater fish taste better
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Who are the most barbaric people on the planet?
Ironically, barbarians
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Have you ever had an unpleasant experience with law enforcement?
No, I have had very few experiences with law enforcement in general, and they never went past a warning.
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Is it OK to ask a person's age in your country?
No, I've noticing now that even men are secretive about their age.
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If i become a cop can i walk up to another cop with my gun out?
If by gun, you mean your penis, then no.
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Do people kill in the name of atheism?
Yes, communist regimes executed many people because they chose to practice religion openly.
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Why are Agnostics seen as "fence sitters?" What is wrong with saying, "I don't know, all the information isn't in yet?"
Because I have a quota to make and these copies of "The Watchtower" aren't going to hand themselves out.
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Have you ever been out of your country? Why
Yes, school and vacation
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What are some carnivorous (or at least omnivorous) animals that people eat?
For domesticated animals:
-all poultry
-pigs
-tilapia (fish)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilapia_in_aquaculture
-dogs (in parts of Asia and Europe)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat
cats
For wild amimals, as long as it is not poisonous humans people will eat it.
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What type of beverage would you drink most in a week?
The tears of my enemies
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What do you drink the most, besides water?
The tears of my enemies
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What beverage do you drink the most?
The tears of my enemies
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Have you ever been out of your country? Why
The tears of my enemies
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Why is white wine yellow?
Because yellow wine is a slang for incontinent alcoholics?
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What stereotypes absolutely annoy you?
-That all people who are overweight/fat are lazy and eat poorly.
-That all black people are good at sports
-That atheists and agnosts are evil and amoral
-That all men who like children are pedophiles
-That people who keep rats are weird
-That people who own cats are lonely
-That all Muslims are terrorists
-That all people who live with their parents are losers
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Can i buy you a fruit smoothie?
Yes, but it must only contain fruits that are orange or yellow in color.
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Are economic conditions looking better in your local area?
Nope
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Have you ever tried to lose weight?
Yes twice I have lost around 20 pounds over the summer only to gain it back in autumn
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Thanksgiving and Christmas: turkey or ham?
Turkey, but I only like the dark meat
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Do you own a hair dryer?
Nope
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A kind of bank that doesn't deal with money?
Blood bank
Food bank
Sperm bank
DNA bank
River bank
The West Bank
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All of us are heroes/heroines or villains to someone. What are you to you?
I am my own anti-hero
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Something a host or hostess does to let his/her guests know it's time to leave?
Turns off the lights
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Has fear of swine flu made sneezing in public very unpopular?
I don't remember sneezing in public to be popular.
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Would you name a boy Sparrow?
Only if he was born with a beak and feathers
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Why did humans first tame dogs?
To guard their camps
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What veggie have you NEVER eaten?
Parsnips, rhubarbs, broccoli flower, gailan (Chinese cabbage).
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Sympathy for the ___?
empathetic
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Why would someone not, go swimming at the beach?
They have man boobs
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Why do so many people think that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012?
It's the day I plan on finishing my doomsday device
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