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Whats 1.000.000.000.000.000. times 1.234.432.342.678.876 do you use periods instead of commas for numbers? Weirdness. The answer is 1,234,432,678,876,000,000,000,000,000 or one neptillion, two hundred thirty four ochillion, four hundred thirty two septillion, six hundred seventy eight hexillion, eight hundred seventy six pentillion.

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What should I do? Im on vacation, met a girl I like, but haven't seen her since. Partly because she works at a food place, and thats how I met her. How do I get her to contact me, or so I can contact her, if I have 1 more chance to do it? Invite her to AB!

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What if i liked a guy , but he didn't return the affection , but then suddenly , today , he was looking for me at school? Maybe he was looking for a tampon so he could dip it everclear and stick it up his ass?

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Are you an 'Expert' in something that you never expected to be (or don't really know anything about)? How could you be an expert if you don't really know anything about it? Anyways, I guess I became an expert at smuggling heroin around the world. Didn't really dream of doing that when I was a kid he he ;)

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If there was one thing you could change in your life what would it be? I would go back to biblical times and see what really went down.

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Is real BBQ pork or beef? PS I'm from TEXAS! Congratulations on your residency. BBQ isn't about a particular type of meat or spice or ingredient. BBQ is a way of life.

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Whats is the reason behind bad smelling breath? what are the solutions? Bad breath may be the sign of a medical disorder, such as a local infection in the respiratory tract, chronic sinusitis, postnasal drip, chronic bronchitis, diabetes, gastrointestinal disturbance, liver or kidney ailment. If your dentist determines that your mouth is healthy, you may be referred to your family doctor or a specialist to determine the cause of bad breath. ...

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How do you handle someone who thinks that they are god? One way to test if they are god is to see if they are immortal and one way to test if they are immortal is to try to kill them. I guess I wouldn't suggest that method though.

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Are some questions too offensive? Idk. You tell me: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/633317

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Is it easier for you to give or receive a compliment? It's easier to give compliments but I enjoy short compliments. The long, drawn out ones tend to annoy me, which isn't really much of a compliment at all.

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What do your socks say about you? Why am I all wet? Oh yea, my owner has athlete's foot.

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Who here believes in Chi? there's so may fakers i'm begining to believe that it doesn't exist, is there any way i can prove to myself that it exists? First off, I wouldn't listen to anyone who has answered so far, because they have spelled it Chi, which has started to become an acceptable spelling, but still shows inadequacy. It is spelled Qi. Next, you have to realize that there are a lot of things that happen that can't be explained by regular energy laws, so there must be some outside force or energy (Qi) that exists in the...

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What skeletons do you have lurking in your closet? My ex-girlfriend's

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What is the most strangest name you have called a pet? Well my dog's name is Jesse, but I call her James Madison Monroe.

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Are you a jealous person? You may get jealous if there are people who threaten the devotion of your lover, but I don't think you will get jealous easily. You probably won't be jealous of someone who has a better pencil than you and you probably won't be jealous of someone who gets to use the bathroom ahead of you ;)

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Where do french fries come from? No. They were actually invented in Belgium and were traditionally served with mayonnaise.

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Why does marijuana gotta be the safest on your health(compared to other drugs) and the most harmful on your career?! Because of a lousy Tax Act from a long time ago.

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Do you live for points? Ya yaee! Hook em up!

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What is your worst habit[s]? Grave Digging

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When a stranger shows you rare kindness do you clutch your wallet or purse? No, I clutch their throat ;?

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Im 17 and my sister has a friend wo is 15 i really like her and weve gone swimming as a family with her she has touched my dick and i have caught her looking at me what should i do Well if she touched your dick, chances are she likes you. If she does that without you asking her, imagine what she'll do when you ask her!

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Why is it that when asking a question about american opinion on interracial relationships i get called a hippy because im australian? That's a strange thing to be called for asking a question. Could be because that's what hippies during the Civil Rights Movement of the 1970's talked about.

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How many full moons are there every year? Some years there's 12, some 13. It's because sometimes there's a blue moon, which is two full moons in one month, because the moon's orbital period is 28 days.

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How much negative ratings have you got till now? Total points - ( Answer pts + quest pts + Moderations) -240. Is that bad for a level 15?

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How would you rate rate what? I'll rate this -3

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I just received an e-mail from " Pasobrio " and she wants me to tell everyone she misses us all , her computer has been acting up and she has trouble getting on- line - Can you join me in sharing how much we miss her? Hmm. Dunno who that is, but if people care enough to miss you from some chat site, you must be worth missing. Maybe. I don't really know ;P

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How early is too early to give a girl a promise ring? Giving a promise ring is an example of the principle of positive reinforcement. You are adding a rewarding circumstance (the ring) to increase a behavior (her faithfulness to you). So you are conditioning her, but sometimes this can have an opposite effect. Similar to when there is a corrupt child in say a Christian household. You present all the right opportunities, but something pulls them...

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What do you think of women who look down at a man's "package" much like a man looks at a woman's cleavage? Those women are filthy tramps who I would jump and stomp on any day.

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Who wrote "If I Did It"? O.J. Simpson. An ex-football player who was put on trial for murdering his wife (which basically everyone acknowledges he did) and was found not guilty. That's why the book is called IF I Did It. It's hypothetical.

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I have a question that's been on my mind for years. Where were the main members of Pres. Bush's cabinet on the day of 911? We know he was in Texas but what about Rumsfeldt & Cheny and the others? Anyone know They were flying the planes and were able to eject before they were caught.

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Whats the last thing that made you smile? Well I'm way tripped out on acid right now and I think I just saw my own fart! That made me smile and laugh and laugh and laugh...

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My bf loves Anal sex. It hurts me even if he uses lube. any adice on how to make anal more ejoyable for us both?? or at least bearable for me? Try using larger utensils beforehand to loosen it up a little. Go slow and eventually something not quite as big won't hurt as much, and may feel good.

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Why did San Francisco keep its trolley lines although many other major cities nationwide took them out? Because San Francisco has a bunch of hippies. They talked about change, but they got stoned and forgot about it.

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How far will someone go for acceptance and a continued searching of happiness? Acceptance and the Pursuit of Happiness are two different things. For some people acceptance means happiness, but not for all. I think that it is nearly impossible to find complete happiness in a lifetime, and when one has, they have reached our original state of being. So how far will someone go? I guess that depends on the person. How far can someone go? Never far enough.

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My 10 yr old step daughter is tell me if her father and i try for a baby again she is going to hurt it and stop coming over and seeing her father Maybe that means you shouldn't have a baby. Listen to children because they are the future.

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Have you ever been on a tv show? (showing up in the backround on the local news doesn't count) I was on Starz Uncut Series. Check me out in the On Demand Section under Blacks on Blondes!

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Guys: whats the main thing that turns you on about your girlfriend? Butt crusties

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Do you think you work in a professional environment? Sort of. I work in a restaurant so it runs well, but most of the people are complete morons so I wouldn't call them a professional of anything.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word baseball? Passion

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What is your favorite brand of motorcycle? Ducati, located in Bologna Italy, builds one of the world's finest, and most sought after, motorcycles. (and it is sexy)

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What's your favorite cold cut? Prime Rib

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What would you say to someone who says that cheating on their partner is "fun"? I would say that that is their decision and if I still enjoyed the person's company, then that would be all there is to be said.

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What is wrong with the Democratic party? That it's Democratic! Communism will set us free!

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What is the history of Anaheim, California? The Relative History of Anaheim, CA: The Mighty Ducks movies were filmed and they were sick!

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When I was a kid my teeth will become lose and I have to pull it out as my parent says, and when I'm adult I won't lose it naturally again, why is that? It's not like there's another row of teeth to grow in after those ones.

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My boyfriend and I have been together for 10 months now. When we are out in public together he is constantly looking at other women right in front of me. Why do you think he is doing this? We talk all the time about our future together If you don't let it bother you, it won't bother you. This fear is a figment of your mind. The universe will remain in balance either way.

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Do you think life is easy or difficult? Life is what you make it. For me, life is easy, but the little things are difficult.

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Whats life like as a celbrity Pretty dope.

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Would you prefer to see AB users real pictures and names or do you quite like the creative use of alter-ego's? I think everyone should have a picture of what animal they were before they were reincarnated into a human.

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What is the highlight of ytour life so far Golf State Championship

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By giving rewards for moderations is AB encouraging its members to inform on each other as in a police state? Yes, but there aren't any police. Nothing can really happen to you if someone gives you negaive points.

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Are you by giving negative points in effect taking away freedom of speech? No. If negative points were not available then it would be taking our right to petition.

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How come women always have to pee so bad and so frequently? Because women don't have as much stamina as men in holding the urge. That's why the women lose it at the end of those IronMan competitions.

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Which president was before ford and who resigned ? (in the forrest gump movie) It was Richard Nixon and he was basically impeached after he was brought down by the Watergate Scandal.

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Do you have your own catchphrase? Two in the pink one in the stink.

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What favorite foods from "way back when" that are still available on the market still taste as good as they did back then?(e.g. Entenmann's Cakes) Definitely the Entenmann's Cakes. I just had a piece for dessert :)

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What does carpe diem mean? Isn't that the actress that dated Justin Timberlake?

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All right!!! Time out! Its time for 'Fair Play-Play Fair' game! As much as you gripe about your special other (lover, partner, spouse)...what are the wonderful qualities he/she has that is keeping you there? Money and connections

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Would you rather someone insulted you or your younger sibling? Me and then I'd punch whoever said it. You wanna mess?

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed? Wet my pants, but it's chill cuz I got them bedliners! Word.

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If you were snowed in at home for a week from a blizzard, What kind of things would you do for that week to keep you busy? I would dig my way out and ski!!!

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Who is your favourite comedian? Either Richard Pryor or George Carlin.

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I sort of trained myself not to "see" my ex anymore, just because I see him often. Kind of like he's invisible to me now. Is this weird? Not really. When you're in highschool, this is a tactic often used to avoid awkward stares from ex's and other random hookups.

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What is the most awful occupation in your opinion? Rosie O'Donnel's gynecologist.

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Do you have a song stuck in your head? What is it, or how does it go? Dum dum dum dum dum da da. Dum dum dum dum dum dum da da. Dee deedle deedle dee. Deedle Deedle dee. Di Dum.

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What two words have thousands of letters in them? dictionary, thesaurus

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Should the Titanic be raised? Definitely! Then we can use it to make an unsinkable spaceship!

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I'm sentenced to prison for life, where do I run with 2000 in cash? Hide in some bushes for a long time, and when you have figured out a good place to go, hit it up and do it inconspicuously

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Why does NASA launch rockets straight up? Their initial take off is straight up because the forces of gravity are less varied when vertical, but after that, the rocket turns in order begin the angle of projection, where it will become destined for a particular orbit or planet.

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Did you ever ride a bicycle to school and back as your everday means of transportation? In elementary school for 2 years. I had to bike for about two minutes.

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How long do finger prints last on a surface? As long as it takes for stupid policemen to mess em up at the scene of a crime.

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What is a surefire way to get your homework done ASAP? (and no stupidity, i'm serious about this) Honestly, I'm in high school now, and the best way is to copy it from someone else. If you pay attention in class, then you can still pass with class. If you don't pay attention, then try to remember the pieces that you heard and piece them together the night before the test. That's what I do and I have above a 4.0 GPA.

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What celebrities have had sex changes? Wendy Carlos was a man, Walter, before she wrote the music for A Clockwork Orange.

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My friend was just raped,how can I kindly tell her to suck it up,and move on with her life? None but ourselves can free our mind.

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What are some signs that you have a fear of commitment? Sudden epileptic attacks when you talk about marriage or moving in.

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Are Fat Girls any less likely to get a boyfriend, or even have sex? What would you consider fat? Well, there's definitely a lot more big people than skinny people so they are more likely.

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One of my g/fs best friends(who told her he loved her after she moved) posted the music video of "I can love you like that" on her myspace. Now that Really annoys me. But then again, I do trust how she feels about me. Any words of advice/encouragement? Tell that bia to cut that shi out. If that doesn't work kick his a

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How can I create a scare in my small town without getting in trouble? Tell them to look in a mirror

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How long should a cat's flu last if untreated? A half past a freckle and a quarter past a hair.

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What is the best state in the US? Massachusetts, except it's called The Gay State, oops I mean Bay State.

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Will it be a Weird day for you tommorow? February 29th? What are your Leap Day Plans? I'm going to the Leap Day Parade on 29th St.

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If one were interested in trying LSD, what advice would you give them to make the experience go as smoothly as possible? (Other than "Don't.") Just make sure it's a clean dose and do something fun. I'm going to the butterfly pavillion in a couple of weeks to dose.

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Why is my boyfriend, my boyfriend? Because he is muslim and I thought in the regligion that they are not supposed to have pre-martaial relations? Maybe he considers you his physical outlet but probably not eligible for a decent dowry.

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Opposed from being single, What do you refrain from doing when you are in a relationship. Wear protection

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I'm stuck at work all night and am hoping AB will help keep me awake...could you please help me out by posting the links to the funniest, silliest or craziest AB questions or answers you've come across? Anything that has made you really laugh? Here's one that evidently awoke a serious wave of hate against yours truly, but then some remorse. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2328731

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Can i bee with a muslim if im cristian and dont want to convert? Technically you can, because of free will. But if you did, it wouldn't be because of choice or free will; it would be because you were conditioned to do it, by experience and influence. This is Skinner's theory.

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How is this game played? With high heels! Look fierce ladies!

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My parents will not be happy to find I am pregnant with my second child. I am in a happy marriage and work for a great company but I have debt. They will be disgusted with me for placing a greater financial burden on myself. Should I tell them? Probably not. You could, but why ruin the good times?

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Help me write a story? Once upon a time...... someone wrote a statement with a question mark on the end of it and posted on AB and everyone died after that

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"They're building buildings." Can you think of any other statements like this? I ran to Iran... but I hid in Pakistan.

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What can you tell me about amplifiers? This isn't a question, but I'll comply with your command. Amplifiers allow speakers and/or woofers handle more power from another source and they're essential for having a subwoofer, if you want it to sound good.

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Why is the sky blue only during the day? Why question is stupid?

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Okay, I know some people have been looking for weight loss answers. I'll post some amazing tips in my answer for stuff that doesn't take long, you can still eat what you love, loose weight, and it doesn't cost anything! No dumb Nutri System or Jenny Craig Oh wow! Great question! Oh wait... that wasn't a question -20 points.

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What is the craziest thing you've ever done? Blazed a 1/2 oz. in 10 minutes as 4/20 expired last year

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Do you know what young girl started a million dollar internet business with eight dollars? Yea. I checked out her site and it sucks! What a waste of time being on that! Good for her though, she fooled a bunch of people.

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Do we really need a "thick face" to "survive" on AB? It'd be funnier if you had to have "bitter beer" face to survive on AB ha ha ha ha

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Can a cop legally refuse to accept cash in person at time of recieving a ticket? I'm pretty sure a cop can legally do anything he/she wants.

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My girlfriend said she only wants to have anal sex from now on, because its the only type she likes, I don't really like it as much, what should I do? Most guys who are transvestites and become girls only want anal because they were catchers before they switched sides. And you probably don't like it as much because guys' anal cavaties are rougher than girls'. I don't want to give you any bad thoughts though. My b.

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Whats your favourite mythical animal?would you wanna be this animal if not Whats a mythical animal that you would wanna be? I'd want to be a unicorn so I could kick whoever started getting all up in by business.

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Does a guy eject his cum in his pants when recieving a handjob? Only if your giving him a handjob while his pants are on... which would be the worst handjob ever

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How can you change the world? If I can be the sunlight in your universe.

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Any good euphamisms for losing one's virginity? got cut up

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I think I'm a bad person, and I'm ok with that. Is that right? Maybe you're bad by other people's standards, but as long as you're good by your standards, then you are right. However, there are situations where you need to have respect for other people, and if you fail to do that, then you are a bad person, and that is not right.

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What would you do right now if you knew the world would end tonight at midnight?(honestly) Probably trip on thousands of doses of acid and discover the meaning of life.

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Have you ever gone commando (as in, no underpants, folks)? Yes. It is symbolic of me exercising my right to be free. Firstly, the act of going commando is the most important freedom: the freedom to do whatever you want. Secondly, the act of going commando makes one feel free, in the sense that their ordinarily restricted reproductive organs are now unrestricted. Lastly, the symbol, represented by not wearing underpants, depicts the liberation of the...

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Why do so many right wingers that believe in capitalism not see that the war in Iraq is motivated by money? They must realize the hundreds of billions thats being made by companies such as Blackwater and the like? I don't see partaking in war as a means of making money catching on with other countries any time soon

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If the internet disappeared tomorrow, what would you do for entertainment? Check out the local crackhouses.

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Did you yell at your parents while growing up the way more and more kids do now? was it even socially acceptable back then? why does it seem like it is now? I guess I argued with my parents a little, and it was never too harsh, but I have seen my friends really get mean. I think kids are becoming much more spoiled and more set on instant gratification. Back in the day, I bet parents were way more strict. My dad always said, "My dad always made me do this," or "I did twice as much work as you do when I was your age."

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Is it safe to say that most men like it if women speak only when spoken to? Dang right it's safe to say! The women who responded to this question are a good example! It's a Man's World! ;?

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When did you figure out what you want to do "when you grow up"? I hope college will help me out with that but judging from some of the other answers...

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What concerts were organised by Bob Geldof in 1985? It was Live Aid. Created to help raise awareness about the harsh conditions in Africa. Artists performed live from Wembley Stadium, UK and JFK Stadium, US. He also released an album that year with his then band, The Boomtown Rats, so he may have done concerts with them during that year, in which case he could have organised it.

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Do you ever suffer from writer's block, how do you overcome it? I smoke a bowl and think for a while. Eventually, there is one idea, and you can expand on it from there.

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I will not be moved! Will you? If I need to reach for the remote then yea.

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What are some creative ways to say "I need to go to the restroom"? "I'm going to powder my nose" classic, so classic

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I feel like I have recently taken my Christianity more seriously because I am terrified at the idea of hell. Is it bad to want to be a Christian to avoid hell? Is it selfish for this to be a reason? You shouldn't adopt a religion out of fear.

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Did you or do you have a teacher with breath so bad you can't get with in few feet from them? Yes and it's not just the breath that smells. It's their clothes, their body, and their lifestyle.

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What is one's most weirdest hobbie/s? probably necrophilism

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What is the most luxurious us restaurants A small restaurant in Boulder, CO called Frasca is recognized as the Best Neighborhood Fine Dining Restaurant in the Nation.

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What is Mickey Rooney doing these days? Turning over in his grave after this question.

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I just read that Britny Spears spends her entire monthly income each month, $737,000! If you could spend that kind of money each month, what would you spend it on? I'd probably do lots of drugs and pay for sex, just like Britney does.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. I'm certain that it happens all the time.

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Is a 3-year-old still too young to learn to ski? I learned to ski at 4 and I'm ripping sick lines and dropping cliffs so maybe 3 is too young, but 4 is alright.

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What is the deepest poweder you have experianced? Was visability an issue? I was at Steamboat in Colorado and they got 24 inches overnight. Visibility was an issue because the entire day was so stormy and cloudy. Not all powder days are like that though. I've skied in waist deep powder on sunny days. That's the sickest and then you drop a fatty cliff and stick it then hit the next pillow line and drop the next cliff. Sick

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What is your impression of Las Vegas? Shady but fun if you black out

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What would you say if you found out that the girl you liked was Bi? I'd say "You ready for some Yella face action? How about 2girls1cup?"

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WOW. There is this story of over 40 countries went to Norway and they have made this 'Noah's Ark' of food where if there is a global catastrophe, this food will stay preserved under all this ice, how do you feel about this? I think its great. At least our world is looking at possible catastrophe and doing something about it for once.

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Let's all welcome our new users from Airliners.net and wish them a good Answerbag time. For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good felloooow, and nobody can deny! Heyoh!

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How did you feel by the end of today? Are you sad because you're on your own? I get by with a little help from my friends

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If you had to name your daughter after a flower what name would you choose? Rose

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Is it wrong to deliberately give false information on AB? Yes. Bill Cosby is dead.

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What do teenage guys want in a friend that is a girl? Maybe some casual sex

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If we all had an AB curfew of say, Midnight, would we all get more sleep? Well it's almost midnight for me so I guess I'll have curfew tonight. Thanks for the suggestion

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Which pulse rate is better? Mine is 56 my sisters is 112 per minute. I say it's better to be low than high, am I right? My blood pressure is 90 over 50 & hers is in the hundreds 90 over 50 seems really low, depending on how old you are, and your sister seems unhealthy.

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Do girls like guys with hairy butts? I'm not sure cuz I'm a dude, but I definitely like girls with hairy butts.

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Is Bill Cosby Dead? Yes

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What goes on inside a guys mind when the girl wants "casual sex"? Is he always ok with it or is he left wanting more? He probably wants more casual sex.

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How can i tell my wife i want a blow job put in a nice way "Honey bun. Will you polish my kick stand?"

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We’ve all heard that after marriage it’s the woman who stops wanting to have sex. I call Bull! I know too many women who say it’s just the opposite. Men: Why don’t you want any of the goods? Because wives get old and fat and that isn't so much fun for men.

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Would you please hang on a second? Yea sure. Hang on though

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I'm american, but i spell grey and theatre and centre - blame all the british novels i read when i was younger. but should my essays get marked down for it [not that it's happened, just wondering] I think that it's stupid that you spell like that. We are in America, use our spellings. Maybe you should move to England

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Is asking for negative points frowned on here? I don't know how people feel about being asked to give negative points, but I sure got a lot when I answered a question the other day. -32 for one answer

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Have you ever received a New Friend Request that you intended to Accept but accidentally clicked on Deny instead? :P No. I'm pretty good with a mouse

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Arguments as to whether psychological differences between men and women result from biological or social influences most clearly involve a debate over the issue of This is not a question. It's barely a statement, and you ended it with a preposition. Maybe you should try learnenglish.com

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Why do rap music always portrait people from a gangster/ rich/in a wild party with lots of girls inside the MTV? Just because most of the population doesn't live the lifestyle of a rich, partyin gangsta, doesn't mean MTV gets to decide what rappers rap about.

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I lent my girl friend(now ex)quite a large sum of money when we were together last year.This was to pay back her previous boyfriend some money ,that sh had loaned from him.How do i get the money back i lent her? Sounds like you're in the same position as her old ex. What a bia bia

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Do you have anything that numbers in the thousands? sexual partners

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Which country makes the best cheese? France

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Do you know anyone resembling a certain animal? My friend Ricky looks like a big fuzzy panda. Yeah dude! My brother's friend's dad looked like a really fat platypus! His head was all droopy at the nose and tucked up in the jowels! Damn that was freaky! I thought it was a platypus mutant!

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Three words after sex, what would you say? Suck it b****

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Did you know that guys think about sex an average of 80 times a day? How do you feel about that? could be an underestimate

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What would you do if your significant other says that sex with you is a chore? Find someone to have sex with

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Do men like it when they make a woman laugh? If you can see up her skirt

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Is this good? A 10 year old did it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAvSocBNy_Y That is pretty boring. Maybe he'll be good in a while

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Can I get pregnant from receiving a hand job? If you're getting a handjob, that means you're a dude, so that means you can't get pregnant.

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I feel like my boyfriend bullies me when we're with his friends. Is this just what people do? Am I being too sensitive? How can I stop it without offending him? You're being too sensitive. If you are his girl, then he obviously likes you and wouldn't want to mess up your relationship. Why would he want to do that? Just realize that that is his character. If you don't like it, then it's probably not right.

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What caused the Holocaust? Archduke Franz Ferdinand

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How would you feel if you'd been going out with your boyfriend for 4months and you were practically living together? im 16 and he's 20. If I were the 16 year old, I'd probably find some reason to think that he was the best person in the world and living together is the best option. Looking at it from the outside, I'd think that this was a young girl who was impressed by a more mature person, but probably not a very reasonable girl who didn't understand that a person changes a lot from age 16 to 20.

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Could you turn in your best friend? Only if I was being convicted for my friend's crime. That doesn't seem just, unless my friend were in a terrible position and the crime wouldn't drastically affect my life.

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Can a parent be a child's friend? Michael Jackson and Mccauley Culkin were best friends

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You know you have a friend for life when_____? they fart in your face and you laugh about it

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Is it possible to make free calls from india to germany Depending on your phone plan you could, but technically, that still wouldn't be free.

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Whats your favourite four lettered word? FWEH

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Who is the guy in the back seat playing the guitar on the freecreditreport.com commercial? Stevie Ray Vaughan

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Lately I've been hearing a lot of criticism aimed at Obama because of his lack of political experience. Could you name one significant (positive) thing that his more experienced competitors have done in their political careers? Hilary Clinton, having been the First Lady, has had a lot of impact around the world. She and President Clinton knew how to run the White House, for the most part, and a led a very successful tenure, which will always be tainted by the stain of Monica Lewinski.

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If a guy cannot remember how many sexual partners he has had, what does that say about him? Success!

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Why do people think it's sanitary to have carpet in their bathrooms? I don't think cleanliness was the reason for choosing carpet. Maybe it's because it feels good between your toes when you're on the toilet.

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Does God want women to stay in abusive-neglectful marriages? Till death do us part...right? Christianity may frown upon divorce, but God isn't only present in Christ-based religion and who is to say what God regards as morally correct. I hear it's pretty hard to get an interview with Him.

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What other websites do you like to go to when you're bored? 2girls1cup.com

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How come I never get many points for my questions?? I guess my questions just suck!!! Dude, I've seen some of your questions and they're pretty good, maybe people are confused by your username.

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Why does everybody comment saying thanks for answering? It really clutters up when I'm looking at my answers and comments. I like comments, but those thankyou comments are a waste of time, unless you know the person saying thankyou and it is more of a "Hello thankyou"

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What is the most common lies kids tell? "I already brushed my teeth"

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When at a social function with people you are familiar with, do you prefer people to approach you or do you prefer to approach others? I just get so faded that I don't remember what happened, so I can't really say whether I approach people or approach others,

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If a man was just forced to "rape" a woman (remember the movie Se7en), could he still be considered a rapist? Yes. The plea that "I was forced to do it" has never held up in court. Remember the Nuremburg Trials? But the court isn't always the highest source of morality and reasoning.

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Recently, Barrack Obama has recently said that if elected, he will pass funding legislation that will make the government pay for much of our college, and will also pay for daycare for parents... What is your opinion about these ideas? Education should be free, but his ideas for spending are pretty radical considering our national debt.

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Is one really the lonliest number? I'd say a -1 is the lonliest, becauase 1 is alone, but -1 is lonely because it is negative.

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Why does McCain remind me of Barney Rubble? Because Barney Rubble was a caveman and Republicans wish we were cavemen.

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Which brand of chewing gum is the most refreshing, mint wise? 5 gum is amazing. Any flavor. Once you've had this, no gum is near as satisfying.

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How can you tell if someone is interested in you by online? If they send you revealing photos

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Virginia state has banned a children's book called "and Tango makes three"...Has anyone read this book on here...?..Is it offensive...?..It is a true story about TWO MALE PENGUINS LIVING IN CENTRAL PARK--n.y....HELP ME..? Yes and it should be. Young kids don't need to see homosexuality as a higher form of living. Of course some people are going to be gay, but that doesn't mean we need to shove it down kids' throats. Well, maybe it shouldn't be banned because I believe in freedom of speech, but I also believe that this book threatens the purity of children.

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Have you ever loved someone unconditionally? Is it truly possible? I will always love my parents unconditionally, no matter what they do. Some people love God unconditionally also.

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The guy im seeing wants to meet my friends....is this a good sign? Yes it means he's interested in your life, and if he learns that you have hot friends, maybe he'll be lookin for a little "manage a trois."

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What is the best way of thickening home made soup? flour is the easiest way

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Do you think the day is coming that Russia and China will combine forces against the US? Yes and it could definitely be for the better. Since 1991, when the Soviet Union collapsed, Russia and China have pledged to recognize a "multipolar world," meaning they are opposed to U.S. influence around the world. Currently, China is unhappy about U.S. and Taiwan relations and Russia has always been concerned about U.S. influence on post-Soviet republics. Because both countries...

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the number "24" Keifer Sutherland

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I think you have a beautiful voice i didnt know you could sing? :-) that's kinda chill

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What is one thing you have a love-hate relationship with? My toilet and metamucil

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If my gf and I are taking a break for a little while, should I still tell her happy valentines day on thursday? I'd say find some other hot chick to say it to

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How many people think nickelback is the only canadian band?? seriously! there are other ones! like alexisonfire ,billy talent, and avril lavighn! omg. I'd say Neil Young is the most famous.

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Im feeling lonely tonight . is anybody else? Well if you keep up that attitude, it looks like Valentine's Day will be lonely too ):

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Is AB like Pringles? Once you pop, you can't stop? No it's more like acid. You can spend a few hours having a good time and afterward, you feel enlightened and understanding.

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If you could have a personal assistant to help you each day, who would you choose? Jessica Alba. She can help me clean my reproductive system

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What would you say regarding manners today (or lack thereof) to someone who asked you to describe them? How did it happen that life has evolved to where manners , morals and respect are no longer taught or in vogue? Do you wish it were otherwise? Manners are the individual's recognition of social mores, norms, and folkways. I think the declination of acting with manners is a result of kids not being punished as severely as they used to be. When kids misbehaved earlier in the century, they were either beaten or severely punished. Now, since that's illegal, kids feel they can do what they want without having too severe of...

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The best thing since sliced bread who is the one that said lets put water in a to go bottle and sell it $$$$, why did it take so long for someone to do it? Me and I'm loaded in more ways than one

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Does anyone want to give me a free digital camera? Is this what you mean by digital cuz here's a "digital" camera for your desktop.

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When is the right time for kids to leave home? When they've stolen your credit cards and threatened your home.

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What do all of the sides to a triangle always add up to? It depends on the length of the sides, but the sum of each angle adds up to 180 degrees.

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What should I give my man on Valentine's Day? I was thinking a drawing, because I'm an artist, but I dono if I could finish it in time? Help me out, give me a few suggestions please:) You can't rush art. Buy him a pocket rocket to keep him busy while you paint

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Does the jingle in the Zales Jewelry television ad make you want to rip your own ears off and eat them like pringles? "Every kiss begins with Zales" That's sick

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What were some of the ridiculous things your parents said to you as a kid to get you to do things? "I'm a blood so you know I'll bust a cap if you don't clean that room."

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What's the best way to avoid falling in love with someone? Drop a D on their chest. You'll never look at them the same again.

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Is your weakest subject math? No, that's my major. My weakest subject is chokin on D's.

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What is your weight to height ratio? Mine is about 28 punds per foot

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Does the size of your feet/shoe tell the how tall you are?(big feet = tall, small feet = short? or does feet/shoe size don't matter with ones height?) Not really; however, your foot is the exact same size as your forearm. Try it, it's crazy!

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Why are men depicted like idiots in most of today's commercials? Do they deserve it or just easy targets? Because even though men were blessed with dominance over women, they carry the curse and burden of their sin.

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There is a blackout. You are stuck in an elevator with a beautiful naked woman? What do you do? "Quick! Huddle together for warmth!"

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Ladies, what is the best steal your heart move a guy can do? Guys what can a woman do to melt yours? Lady: "I'm on birth control"

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What would happen if you microwaved a bullet? You could microwave it for a couple seconds and everything would be fine.

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What do guys really think about girls who won't put out until a couple of months into the relationship? That's just her decision. If she does put out, then that's also her decision. Some relationships work others don't, so a girl not engaging in sexual relations is not always indicative of whether there is real chemistry in a relationship.

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How many diet/workout programs have you done? Still doing it? I use the restroom to lose weight, sometimes 15 pounds at a whack. I also use anabolic steroids to look sexy.

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What cars annoy you most when you are on the road? Outback Subaru. The people who drive those are space headed hippies.

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I have a young co-worker{male~19}who continually says to me,"Hey red on the head like a{males nether regions} on a dog!" I have continually asked him not to do this as it is offensive to me! He just laughs and still does it. Do I report him? Na. You don't wanna bust someone because they are having fun. Threaten his family or something

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Is there a Male equivalent of a MILF? FILF

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Do people download a lot of music and movies? no

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At what point does an interest become an obsession? when the toilet's clogged.

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Come on, who else loves Pink Floyd? Word. Especially trippin balls at the Pink Floyd laser shows at our local planetarium.

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Besides wine, what are some foods that shouldn't be stored where there is light? Beer and pizza

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When your having a beer what snacks do you like with it? pizza and a blunt

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What is the best way to say "I'm sorry" to someone you love? Buy 'em a new t.v. or something

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Imagine a character you would want to become. describe in details what this character would be like. e.g. lives in brazil, created by chemical y, wants to destroy the world etc lives in the chronic capital of the U.S., blazes a ridiculous amount, skis every other day... Oh wait, I already am that character. Word.

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What is the natural cure for breath holding attacks in kids Let them know how serious it is. Kids have begun to hold their breath and choke each other to get high. You think I'm kidding, but a kid died a couple years ago because he was hanging himself with a belt, trying to get high, and he accidently killed himself when he passed out. It was on 20/20

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Can you find the name of your high school on Wikipedia? Yea, there's a big long article on mine. Fairview High School, Boulder, CO.

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Is the WorldWideWeb a devilish place? Not only is the WorldWideWeb a devilish place, the World is.

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Can someone suggest me a day 3-4 day itinerary for Hawaii for a couple. Are 3-4 days sufficient for a trip to Hawaii. How many days one would recommend. I'd find some Maui Wowi and chill on the beach for the whole time and I'd probably stay longer than 3-4 days. And you didn't really ask a question since you didn't put question marks.

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If i gave you $50 Dollars and you had 10 Minutes in Target what would you get? You can't go over $50 I'd talk to an employee and get an eighth of some dank.

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If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? It could be bullshit. Or it could be dogshit, which is a measurement of how unoriginal this question is.

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Should i Talk to my Best friend whi keeps screwing me over or should i just let him go and never let him in agian and this isnt the 1st time to hurt me bad? It depends on how much you like screwing

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What do you do when you are cranky, how do others know when you are? I cut one in awkward situations then I leave.

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Do you like to visit historical monuments or modern architectural marvels? Historical monuments because they were usually built for more than asthetic appeal, which is typical modern architecture. Historical monuments have depth.

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What's the highest amount of points you've ever received on an answer of yours? 26. people don't usually find the humor in my responses

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What do u think is sooo amazing? A foot of fresh snow at Alta.

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My dog is in heat and she mated with a dog I don't want her to mate with one time....Can she get be pregnant even if they only did it once? Maybe you need the day after pill.

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Happy friday evening, are you treating yourself to a scrumpcious dinner? No I'm working at a place that serves scrumptrelescent dinners.

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Why does my cat claw at his face until there is no hair left and his face is raw and oozing? Definitely allergies. I had a dog who would scratch his belly and ears until they were raw. Medicine, from the vet, sometimes helped.

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Who do you take your frustrations out on after having a bad day at work? Noone except my toilet. I load up on metamucil and unleash.

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What is the most costly word you can think of? mortgage

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If you were given two choices, which TV show would you watch: "Little House on the Prairie" or "The Waltons"? I'd roll a j and then decide. Probably Little House on the Prairie; Laura Elizabeth is so fine

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How many of you feel uncomfortable around "Touchy People". You know.. Strangers you just meet, and they feel like they just have to touch you & seem to be just a little too close. It depends on how attractive the person is ;)

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My ex and I hung out for super bowl at my sisters boyfriends house needless to say we ended up back at my place, when he left he told me not to confuse him & he called next morning to talk. his friend said he doesnt want to lead me on what does that mean? It means you better chill and not take it too serious or else you ain't gonna be gettin no more action.

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My gf bit my cock and it hasn't healed yet, what should I do? Slip it in the stank and tell her she's a female dog.

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Have you ever attempted to sell something that you made yourself? I tried to do plastic surgery out of my house... risky business that was.

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Why does Mr. Clean have an earring? It's actually a weight to keep his head from falling over. He used to be completely biased to one side until the earring helped him sit upright.

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What do you think of people who vote for the worst candidate JUST BECAUSE she is a woman even though they don't like her? I am talking about the people who want to vote for her based on the fact that she is a woman and for that reason alone. Because women are crazy manipulative people who have no soul and are able to control the opinions of other people.

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Is it bedtime, no one answering my questions? Na. Its 420

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Has anyone ever heard of a female condom? It works like a regular condom only it sits in the hole and a ring sits outside. You can't use both types at once though or the latex will tear.

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How do you get a girls email after you've asked and she asks you why and you don't know what to say and she still will not give it to you? E-mail is real wack. Get her number, call her up, finish the job.

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I was looking at laptops, what would be better? I narrowed it down to Panasonic toughbook or Macbook Air. If you want PC, the Panasonic, get the GNU operating system for it. In my opinion, the Macbook Air looks way sicker than the toughbook, just because its so small, which is dope. Either way, stay away from Windows when you can have a similar, better operating system for free!

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Why do you find AB entertaining and/or educational? Is it more of a social experience or a learning forum? Are you enhanced by it? Why or why not? Use 500,000 words or less for your response. AB is very entertaining and educational. If you want to know something about anything, you can ask and it will probably get answered, but you might as well use google or Wikipedia.

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What do you think is the best thing for a stopped up nose? Drop a deuce and blow your nose.

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How do you factor the expression 2(x+y) -7 t(x+y The entity (x+y) is common in both terms of this expression. You factor this entity out from each term and you are left with (x+y)*(2-7t).

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Why are so many people answering questions on here instead of going out and doing something else? There is a feeling of community and conversation gives meaning to life.

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Im in a hotel room right now... What should i do in it? Drop a deuce.

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Did you hear about the person in Afganistan who could be sentenced to death for downloading and showing his friends an article that supports women's rights? Thoughts? Woman suffering is a common symbol and motif in classic literature and is an idea that has only been rejected strongly in America as of late.

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What is your favorite dessert? Ben & Jerry's Half-Baked after I get real baked. ;)

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Do you award more points to a question asked by a female if you are male & vice versa? Depends on how sexy the question is.

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I am in the navy and on my boat they have the black engineer award,i find it wrong is it It's hard to say, because there aren't any awards for Best White Accountant and there is not a White History Month, but African-Americans have had to put up with a lot more hardship in the past. Nonetheless, I think we should move past designating awards based on race.

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How many acres does your home set on? 1.5, perfect for a dog

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My 11 month old puppy likes to steal things. She growls and tries to bite me when I try to retrieve the items she has taken... I can take a bone out of her mouth and do almost anything else and she doen't do anything. What should I do. Maybe she is hooked on drugs. You should have an intervention. Sit her down and get to the root of the problem.

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Do you have any fruit trees in your garden, and do you look forward each year to the time when you can pick them? I have a marijuana tree. The fruit of life.

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What do you believe is over-rated? moonboots, crocs, and uggs

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'you a fan of 'the sandwich'? I love 'em. But I'm getting tired of the same old ones: tuna, egg, lunch meat, etc. What's new? What kind of sandw. can I make that's fast, easy and delicious? Get a bagel and put it open face and put some marinara, cheese, and whatever else and make a pizza bagel! It's so easy

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Do you really believe in your religion? No, at least not one that currently exists, because I don't think one religion has proven itself as providing the meaning of life. But, I'm sure that there is a definite meaning, so there could be a religion that explained this. Either way, religion is about uniform, and not every life is uniform.

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Is it ok to grab a pork chop at a party and eat it without utensils? If it is a smaller chop with a bone out that you can grab onto and eat like a chicken wing, then it is acceptable, especially if it is a party where you stand up and mingle. Otherwise, it would look strange.

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What Would Happen If You Popped Balloons In A Senior Center Home Place? You would probably be arrested for mass murder.

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Do you still enjoy AB as much as you did when you first joined? Do you use it more or less than when you became a member? I joined about a week ago and not much has changed since then. I am continuing to use it more because it is fun to see what people think about.

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I'm going outside to make a snow angel. How do I keep the snow from going down my shirt? wear a hood

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Have you ever been in a crowded room, but you still feel completely alone? When I start to think about something, I zone out and don't acknowledge the world around me, but then I snap out of and realize where I am.

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Does your job have a "workplace princess"? I work at a restaurant so there are a lot, but they're all really hot so it's all good.

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How can I make peace with my mother? [Story in answer] If she doesn't want you to be with him that badly, then there is probably a good reason.

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I had to get a physical today and i had to pee in a cup. i smoked about 2 gs maybe more 2 weeks ago. will it come up positive if it was just a physical It might be positive but there is a chance that it won't be. But they don't usually check for drugs for a physical unless you ask for it. If it was a job physical then it could be bad.

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If Answerbag had to change its name, what should it change to? Q&A

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Have you ever gotten Jack Black and Jack White confused? Na. Jack Black is a fat piece and Jack White is a rock star. Tenacious D is real dope though.

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Do you know anybody's face off by heart? Like, you know every freckle every line...everything, without having to look. Na

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Have you ever heard your neighbors having sex? No and I'm glad I haven't. One of my neighbors is over 60 and the other is over 80. That might be funny to hear though, but probably not.

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What would you do if a person you are around never trusted you, seen everything you said or did as being negative, and always took it in the worst way when you said something to them? Just chill bro.

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I have a problem with binge eating and I think I need professional help. Do I need to see a nutritionist or mental health professional? I saw a guy on Intervention on A&E who went to drug rehab for food. They say it is a drug.

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If i smoked in my shower (no windows in my bathroom) at 6.45 in the morning. took a shower right after. would the smell be gone by 5 PM It only takes like two hours to get the smell out. Less if you have a fan. I blazed about two hours ago and the smell is gone, so I can tell you truthfully.

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Can anyone tell me how many pieces of tissue are on a roll of oilet paper? A dumps worth for me.

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No one can see me when I race through your house. Moving daily, it seems like I never stop. No one can catch me. But being felt by my presence can calm nerves. What am I? My sprinting crack dealer.

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Ladies, do you feel comfortable in hairy pussy or shaved pussy? Keep it long, keep it crusty.

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When you see a question with lots of points and lots of answers, but most of the answers have no points, does it make you wonder about the question asker? You gotta swing it how you swing it. If an answer deserves points, then it does.

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Am I alone in the fact that I just found out that the Super Bowl was this weekend? Is there anyone else out there that is completely clueless about sports? No. I'd say you're the only one who doesn't know about the SuperBowl. Maybe you should get off this site and check out ESPN.com

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Do you see your pets as family or disposable? Family, but sometimes more than family. hehe

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Have you ever seen a commerical so irritating that you refused to buy whatever was being advertised? The Head On commericals don't count. How about Trojan commercials. I'll never use one of those

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On a scale of 1 to 100 percent how stupid and annoying is this question and the other 5 he asked using different time frames? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/575618 That's not a bad question. I wonder since I just asked a question.

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Is it encouraging or discouraging when advertisers use the words like 'we are the best out there', 'for the first time in this city/country/town' and 'you won't get it anywhere else'? I don't care. Advertisement doesn't affect me.

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I'm going in. Who's got my back? Me. I'm the toilet paper that your lover smeared on your back as you left his bed.

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If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh? I'd probably laugh, not because she was fat, but because she fell in the woods! Stupid girl!

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Do you think resistance is futile? Vive la resistance

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How would you describe your day today?( in less then three words) chronic. dank. work.

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I am recently divorced, and living with a new man in my life. Of course my teenaged daughter dosent approve, and states she hates him, and that he took me away from her. I am the happiest that I have been in my life. Will she ever see this? The teenage daughter will eventually move out and she will be away from the person she hates, but that doesn't mean your relationship with her has to end or change, you just need to find time for the people you love.

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Is it appropriate for your boss to ask you if you have a date tonight, and if he is cute? Depends on the relationship and the environment the question is asked in.

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I think this girl likes me but all she ever says is "can I borrow $2?" What does this mean? She probably is trying to buy crack, so stay away from her, unless you're looking for a rock hookup.

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Just Curious. If you were at a Friend's House and they offered you Drugs what would be the first thing you say? Hook it up brutha.

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In the early 1970s David Bowie famously declared that he was bisexual. Do you think that this was just attention grabbing nonsense or that he did actually engage in some serious man on man action? That question makes me cringe

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Whens the last time you stubbed your toe? I haven't stubbed my toe for a while, but my pinky toe tends to dislocate at random times, which is way worse than stubbing your toe.

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So few admit to having sex without being married. I think its possible some are not being very honest or am I the only one who believes sex still exists without being married? No I think you're the only one. Everyone believes in Jesus and everyone has babies when they get married.

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What is the strongest eye glasses perscription you have ever had? I've never had an eye glasses prescription.

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What is the longest time you've had a watch that operated perfectly? 2 weeks

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Do you think there is life on other planets? It would be ignorant to think that there isn't life on other planets. There are billions of galaxies with millions of solar systems in them. I am sure that almost every solar system has a planet that is the right distance away from its central star for life to be plausible. Whether all these planets have carbon based organisms is hard to tell, but it would not be out of the question to say...

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When Guys Say Something Like You Got Nice This & That...Is That Any Type Of Sign? It means he wants to get to know you better so that he get closer to this & that.

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When is a good time to get engaged? Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring

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What is the next celebrity body part you'd like to see slip out? A little diaper action.

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Do you think high schoolmusical is over rated Not if you're watching for the hot teens.

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Wanna play a game? Here is how you play it! Ill start it out as like " I " And the next person adds a word to like " I am" And then the next person adds " I am a" And so on! You have to keep the sentence going! SO COME ON AND PLAY!! I that's not a question

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UM DOES ANY ONE KNOW HOW MANY HOURS IT TAKES FROM FLORIDA TO NEW YORK ON A PLANE? 4 hours when it has a delayed landing.

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Do you like burger king better then homemaid food da BKizzle FoShizzle my Nizzle

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Why do teenage people get pregnant at a young age? Some teens think that getting pregnant is kinda cool. It's an easy road to popularity for some who are struggling to fit in. If they are impregnated by someone popular, they can move up the chain.

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What was your favorite movie that starred Gene Wilder? Blazin' Saddles

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Is nothing something? Yes. nothing is a word.

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How do you know the difference between a rebound and true love? A rebound isn't as good looking as the previous relationship, but true love makes you wet all the time.

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Is it in our genes or our environment that determines our personality? Genes if you're a strong person; environment if you're a weak person.

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If a string is vibrating in three segments, are there any places you could touch it with a knife blade without disturbing the motion If you think of the string as a function and you think of the end of each "segment" as a Critical Value, where it doesn't change value, then you could touch only the exact point of intersection between the segments and it would not affect the vibration of the string, because that part would not be vibrating.

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Why do men and women dress so differently? I don't know.

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What are some good flirting tips for girls who want a bf? A little touch touch couldn't hurt.

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What has 1 head, 4 legs and 4 feets? Hanky the Christmas Poo

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Is it possible to get a system "Better" than the great fantastic capitalist system? Yes.

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Feet: Ugly or Cute? I think feet are UGLY, how about you? Some feet are hot. My feet are ugly.

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"What the...?" Name some other famous last words. "Sorry Bro" -Abraham Lincoln

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I frequently spray Febreeze in my hair to make it smell good. Is that bad? Real whack.