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I have been on answerbag for 2 years now and I still haven't found a bag full of answers. Has anyone else found it yet?
Don't freak out, but you are already inside the bag
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Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception?
I'm not picking solely on Islam however, I think the whole way religion in general is pursued and practiced leads to violence
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How do you feel about genetically engineering your children?
Don't plan on having any children, but I would totally alter everyone else's!
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Ive officially used AB for exactly 6 moths now. Is that considered a long time by AB standards?
Depends, how long do moths live? ;)
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Would you declare war on your neighbor for anything even when the bible states, "love thy neighbor"?
Sure, it's what they call "tough love"
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Should someone be arrested for refusing to tip for bad service?
Interesting story, and I think establishments that have that mandatory tip crap added to their bills, need to leave the customer with the option to have it removed if they feel service was bad.
I agree with the couple, it's like they want to treat tips like another form of taxes or something
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Whatcha think bout smokin a big fat Joint?
Only time I almost smoked on a joint was when it belonged to Phil Anselmo. But never have
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Where do Muslims get the guts to go one Suicide Missions?
They're born with them, and then they all go flying when they blow themselves up
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Are husbands really dressed like girls and exposed to their mother-in-laws?
To some cultures perhaps?
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What happen if you keep a goldfish in a dark room?
They turn white
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Do you have trouble connecting to people?
Only if they smell, or listen to country
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What if you were watching Oprah, and she shouted "people of Earth, behold your God", then Obama came out and gave a speech in military fatigues with a red beret and a cape?
WTF am I doing watching Oprah?
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In three words or less, how would you describe your emotional stability?
Sturdy and mellow.
(I numb my emotions to the decaying world around me by blanketing them in an intricate framework of apathy)
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For what reasons would someone be a vegetarian?
Conspiracy of some kind. Never trust a meat racist
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Do you look good when you wake up or do you have "morning face"
I look like an evil homeless viking when I wake up
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Hey I've had it with this long winded term Significant Other..
or the dam S/O. Why dont people just say B/F
G/F..I dont know I just hate the term ..anybody else? (2009-11-14)
I actually just used it cuz it's quicker than bf/gf and covers both
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When flying Air Force One does the Air Force take into consideration the drag caused by Obama's ears?
They don't have to, the airflow never passes inside. They do have a crash contingency plan however, if they're going down and they need to put on the brakes quick, they can pop his head out the door
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Does excessive perkiness annoy you?
Not if the perkiness belongs to boobies. But yes, otherwise overly perky people make me want to staple my eardrums
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If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you?
I would try not to be upset about trivial crap like that, but it is a little jerkish. I know I'd feel like a tool flying a big American flag outside my house if I moved somewhere else, seems quite disrespectful and I'm sure the host country wouldn't appreciate it much
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Who do you think is the Anti-Christ?
Phil
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How do I watch a torrented movie? I already downloaded it using utorrent.
If they are .rar files, you'll need something like Winrar to extract it.
Get VLC (media player) and you can pretty much watch anything (I have so far)
That's the common stuff, if you have something more exotic, you'll need to drop some more details
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I'm not voting, what do you think about that?
Voting in elections nowadays is like voting for which side of the toilet your turd is going to float in. I support your decision
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Would you sell your daughter into slavery for free Wendy's for life?
Maybe El Pollo Loco, but not Wendy's
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Why do so many people refuse to believe in a higher being?
I have never done any illegal drugs, there are tons of beings higher than me
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Pick a Number between 100 and 10,000. Which number will you choose?
9001
(aka "over 9000")
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What's a good song to sing around the campfire with a guitar?
Oh yeah
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Can even the smoothest ninja make their way across an old house's creaky floorboards without making a sound?
Absolutely, they monkeybar across the rafters
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How many times do you jerk-off a day?
None. I jerk off at night
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How moral of a person are you?
I adhere pretty strictly to my own code, but that doesn't necessarily mean much to the next guy who has an entirely different belief system
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Have you ever lost your car in a parking lot?
True story...
I was working extremely long hours on a movie shoot that was falling behind schedule and by week's end I was very very exhausted (please take this into account).
The night before my one day off, I was driving around the parking lot (IN my truck) looking for where I parked my truck. Of course, I couldn't find it, because I was in it.
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Atheist what do you think about what this former atheist's came to the conclusion of?
Wow, that was tough to watch. He mentions this "torrent" of evidence, and you'd think if it were that compelling, it would be more mainstream and effective. True, there are an ass-ton of christians out there, but an Atheism-crushing tidal wave of god-proving evidence simply does not exist. The conclusions he came to are his choice and opinion, nothing more
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If you had the ability the read minds would u? Why or why not
As long as I could turn it off when I wanted to. Constant chatter would drive me insane and wouldn't be worth it
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Do you generally go to bed before or after midnight?
I go to couch WAYYY after midnight. Sun comes up, time to sleep
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What's the last sports event you watched & who won?
Physically there? Hockey game, Kings vs. Sharks, Sharks won, jerks
On TV - Kings games, we've won 4 straight :) Best opener since 92/93, hopefully we'll make the playoffs this year
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European neandertals were replaced by a wave of anatomically modern humans according to what model
Elle Macpherson? (totally guessing here)
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How many times have you had sex in your life?
Lots. Not many partners, but I sure worked the ones I had
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Good Looking Breasts Implants (not disgustingly big) or Really Totally Flat Chested. I want honest answers from male.
Neither is much of a turn on to me (just being honest), so, with that in mind, why not stay natural? I vote flat chested.
A woman is like a whole jungle gym, and there's more to her than just the monkey bars ;)
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What do you do when you hate someone?
Nerdrage like a fawkin pro
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What's heavier: Everything that is on Earth (animals, trees, water, buildings, people), or Earth itself (just the rock)?
It's a weird thing to think about since the Earth IS the source of the gravity keeping everything else firmly planted on top of it. I get what you're saying however, and by mass the Earth is greater than its toppings
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Are you a nice person
Generally, but just underneath the convincing exterior, I am seething with hatred for the better part of mankind
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Guys, do you prefer women with short or long hair? why?
Long is almost always preferrable
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You're a moon what?
That's no moon
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Do you pick your nose?
Well I certainly don't pick anyone else's
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Who is your fantasy bar tender or bar maid?
Jesus. I'm sure he's got a whole gang of tricks besides the water to wine gag
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If the best baker in the world offered to make you your favorite cake for your Birthday free of charge, what kind of cake would it be? How big would it be?
Chocolate Ice Cream cake with chocolate icing & chocolate sprinkles (and any other chocolate toppings/options available)
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What is the best science fiction story ever written? Do not include fantasy.
"Dead World"
still writing it ;)
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Whats ur view on Time Travel
Personally I don't believe it is a possibility
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Whenever I give my boyfriend head, it often gets to the point where I think I am going to throw up from deep throating. He doesn't like handjobs, so how do I stimulate him when I need to take a break?
I've found that it works just as well when my gf gets her lips on the length she is comfortable with, and uses her hands to work the remainder (lube optional, but useful in enhancing illusory effect). Hopefully the use of your mouth will offset his discontent with "mere" handjobs
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Is it easy for you to say 'No' to friends?
My real friends don't generally ask me for things that would put a strain on me for whatever reason unless they are in a real situation, in which case I am happy to help/provide. That's generally the way my little group works, the ones that are doing well help out the ones that aren't, and we've all been on both sides of the coin
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Guys: A girl invites you over to her house to watch a movie. Are you expecting sex?
In the movie or from the chick? Chicks don't like movies, so yeah, expecting sex. And from the movie, all movies have sex in them so yeah, expecting sex there too
tl;dr yes
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Do people take advantage of your politeness?
Only when I'm too tired to be an asshole
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Hello?
shh
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What takes a big chunk out of your day?
procrastination
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HELP! Icy Silver is upset. Not good. I want her to be unupsetted (I made up that word just for her) Can you please say something funny to make Icy unupset. Clean jokes, good wishes, heartfelt words and hugs most appreciated. She deserves it. Thank you.
All she needs to feel better is to do this to a friend. Works like a charm...
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If we live in a galaxy with planets in it,does that mean other galaxys have other planets in it
Other galaxies do, but not because we do
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Why don't men stop and ask for directions?
If it's me, it's because I'm not going anywhere. I always ask for directions
(when I was being made I declined the internal compass in favor of larger genitalia)
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What do guys like in a girl?
I can only speak for myself...
Looks; Red hair, pretty smile
Intangibles; Sexy voice/accent
Personality; Funny, smart
Quirks; Into weird random stuff like I am
(Basically Isla Fisher)
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How can u tell if a man is married or not without a wedding ring?
Check for his balls. If there's none there, he's married
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If you owned a hot dog stand, what would you name it?
"Doggie Style"
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What is your favorite play on Barack Obama's name?
Baraka Obama
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How should we interrogate terrorists?
With loud Christian music (Muslim music for Christian terrorists, Country for Atheists)
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What do you think of a group like COATs, etc for atheists? example Blahblah has a scarlet A as username..etc..
One of the many reasons I like cheetahs is because they're all Atheists to the last cat
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What makes a friend, a True Friend? By how he/she talks to you, hangs with you,etc? How do you know if you can trust them or not?
Their mom and dad
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What is the funniest sounding word in the English language?
spoon
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What is hard to get in,and easy to get out?
A vagina. Not the first time you got out of course, but subsequent times are much easier
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Why aperson have alcohol when in a good mood and then have alcohol in sad mood .
A good way to become alcoholic is to drink by your moods
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What was the best thing you ever ate?
"Kings Trio" dinner at the Isis in Luxor, Las Vegas, preceded by the fresh "Ocean Sampler", and followed by a special birthday "Sweet Menagerie" dessert tray.
All enhanced by excellent service, good company, and a few bottles of expensive french champagne. Best dining experience thus far.
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In a normal day, what makes you the most angry?
heat
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I am ordering out for Chineses Food, What will you have? I am having the Beef and Vegetables!!!
Alright! I'm always down for Chineses. Gimme the Sweet & Sour chicken!
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If someone Is posessed by the Devil how would you know?
The nail of his left pinky would be black and pointy
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Some people say that skinny people can’t be great cooks. Agree or disagree?
Nah, you can attack that goofy logic with even more goofy logic when someone asks you that, just say...
"It's the other way around, porkers will obviously eat anything, the skinny ones don't eat as much, so they make what they do eat taste as good as possible."
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Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
The line is getting a little blurry between "sane" and "insane" too
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Is it true that if you eat Chinese food, you'll be hungry again a hour later?
Not me, I eat Chinese food until near sick. Leftovers are generally safe till the mornin
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Does this scare You? (link)
Nah, I saw "pop up" in two places at least so I knew to turn my vol off and wait for the spooky face.
That said, Exorcist scared the living crapola out of me when I was a kid. I was certain Satan was going to bounce my mattress.
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Do they have broadband in hell?
Yes we d... uh, yeah they do
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Is a sexy woman tried to strip in front of you, what would you do?
Shake my ass and take off my shirt. It's STRIP BATTLE TIME!!!
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My husband just called me a stupid, stinky, pig faced, crack whore, dummy head. What could this mean?
Well that's the opposite of an intelligent, pleasantly fragrant, angel faced, squeaky clean, smarty pants
That said, I don't think I've helped things
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Everyone why did you register to awnserbag . To help , to find awnsers or anything else?
I joined because I had a weird genetics question, but I stayed because this place is e-crack
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I have seen some that had their pets pets stuffed when they died,would you ever consider doing so,or do you find this an unusual practice?
I find it highly unusual that someone's pets have pets
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What is something you might nibble on?
Nipple
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Am I "Me"? That is, am I one single entity, a single "human being" OR am I a conglomeration of billions of specialized cells working together in order to survive?
I like to think of it like so...
"You" are an operator. The body you inhabit is simply a vehicle. In fact, you can think of it like that. Your mental presence is the driver, and your body is the car that drives around and interacts with the world around it at your behest.
While your body feels like it belongs to you, it is very much a part of the world, and will continue to be a...
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What would Jesus bench?
Well, that cross looked pretty gnarly, but he was using his shoulder. I bet he still had some pretty beefy carpenter muscles tho (they didn't have power tools back then)
Buck 50? Buck 85 tops?
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What's your definition of "heaven on earth"?
Somewhere under the bubbles
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What was the moral of the last movie you saw?
Don't tattle
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What do you wish would just go away?
fill in the blank questions
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My dog has light blood and mucus in his stool?
correct
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What is your favorite salad?
Most of the time I like a Chicken Caesar Salad, but occasionally I'll go for a loaded Chef Salad with Ranch
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You have a time machine. You go back in time and kill your father before you're conceived. You'd wink out of existence, but then who'd kill your father? What happens?
If you can actually change the past, then this isn't a fixed time reality, so it is a alternate worlds reality where each change creates alternate time lines.
Therefore, the new reality would exist where another young you would never come to exist, only a timeskipped older one. The older father who previously existed would still exist in an alternate reality, now unreachable from this...
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Besides 'Oh My God', what else could OMG stand for? (Creativity counts)
Seriously - Oh My Goodness, Oh My Gosh
Goofily - Overpowering Mega-Greatness, Oscillate My Gonads
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Sign on a homeless person observed the other day: "Will work for gas". i offered this person a gallon of gasoline to start his car. he stated he wanted the money and he had no car. can you imagine how i felt?
Offer him a job doing your most demeaning house labor, then take him to the greasiest taco joint you can find saying "that's sure to give you gas"
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Is Scotland brave or stupid?
If you're talking about the bomber release, from all I've been reading, the people of Scotland did not support that decision, and I can certainly sympathize with anyone whose government does stupid shit without their permission.
I can only hope that it was part of some kind of deal made for insider information and everyone is being quiet about it so that it doesn't scare other...
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Have you ever wanted to live in Australia?
YES
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If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?
"Ooooooh I just can't wait for 2012, can you?"
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Do you like Asian girls?
Yup, not exclusively tho, they don't have many redheads
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What is the most offensive song you have ever heard?
Country offends me personally. Mostly offends my ears
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What can you buy with 50 cents?
TONS of stuff, that guy is rich
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Men, do you find it distracting how girls show so much skin these days? Should it be covered?
Yes, pleasantly distracting, and no, should not be covered (for fuck's sake, no)
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What do you tell a young girl who thinks she may be a lesbian?
"Do it!"
That's what I'd say, not saying that you should, I don't know the particulars
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...where can you hide on AnswerBag?...
Epistemology
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I offer to treat you to a dozen raw oysters on the halfshell at a fine oyster bar (LINK). Your response? ______________
Only if it's at the Isis @ Luxor Las Vegas, everywhere else has made me want to herk
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How do u successfully date someone casually?
Be lucky. I truly believe luck is the only real factor in a successful casual relationship, any little thing can make one side more or less attached, and it's luck that keeps those things from happening.
Casual relationships seem like less work, but they're not, it's a constant balancing act to maintain a workable distance.
Also, keep it short, casual pairings are best kept...
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What if all of this isnt real wha if this all like the matrix or something
Leave me plugged in, I like steak too much
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Name something positive about socialism.
It sounds funny?
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Do you think it is fair that in America, speaking spanish is listed as a requirement for some many positions?
If it is a translation position yeah, that's fine. I don't think it should be a requirement simply because of location however.
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Do you support irregular sexual orientations? Such as gay, lesbian, or bi?
I don't know, support makes it sound like I made some kind of effort. "Accept" maybe?
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Does your bed have a headboard?
I sleep on a futon
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Who, or what, do you often ignore?
People
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How expensive is it to live in your local area?
More expensive than it should be, this area is retarded
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Why is there millons of different galaxys in the universe?
Where else are they gonna be?
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Why do people say that nukes are obsolete?
These people have never been nuked
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Your worst vomiting experinces but god help us all no pics
Fell asleep drunk on a waterbed. Woke up covered in it. That was the only time I ever threw up while asleep, I think it was the motion or something
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How would you describe your avatar in two words?
Cheetah Face
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Am I a huge nerd because I like to go out and fly a kite sometimes when the weather is nice? I'm in my mid-20s.
This question fits perfectly with your avatar. If it's nerdy who cares? At least your happiness isn't coming at the expense of someone else
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Is it ok for a 13 year old girl (not me) to be fingered. i dont think it is whats ur opinion?
I certainly thought it was okay when I was 13. I feel for you parents out there
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What was the last thing you remember forgetting?
Damnit, you just reminded me I have some paperwork to do
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Has any bully thrown you or your friend in a dumpster?
Haha, funny you should mention dumpster
The most a bully has done to me was stole my brand spankin new bike I had worked over the summer to get. Lots of people saw him and everyone told me, so that night me and a buddy snuck into his garage and stole my bike back AND his bike, and threw HIS in a dumpster.
Strangely, he showed up to school the following monday with his bike, and nothing...
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Why is the divorce rate so high? Doesn't anyone take marriage seriously anymore?
I think the divorce rate is directly related to the stupidity rate
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What are your thoughts on the 2012 London Olympics logo? (See photo)
goofy lookin
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Is there a time to fight? I mean hit people?
That time is NOW!!!
<runs off to assault the neighbors>
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Why did you people elect Obama?
Trick question. They aren't even elections anymore. We'd have to have a real choice for them to be
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Most random thing you can say in another language? also include a translation please
catella
(I think that's "puppy" in Latin, feminine)
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Have you ever told an HMMMM.. untruth to anyone on answerbag?
Lots, but I try to make them obvious
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Would centaurs go to a doctor or a veterinarian?
Doctor for their upper half, vet for their lower. Either or both if it was a problem spanning their entire body.
However, given they are a mythical creature, it's also likely that they would just go to a wizard
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Would anyone like to take this opportunity to pass an olive branch to their AB enemy????Come on guys..
No, screw em
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How do you mustardbait? My friends where talking about doing it with each other and I didn't know what they were talking about. Help plx.
You go get a jar of mustard, a fishing pole, some lures...
...and then you jack off
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What would you do if Sarah Palin became president?
Begin an epic quest to have sex with her (being the first ever PILF)
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When is a good time to approach someone you find attractive?
When they're staring at your goodies
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If You had to fight 3 dogs to save your life would you figh them off?
Well if I HAD to then do I have a choice?
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True or False? You wish you gave your virginity to someone else?
True, I absolutely wish my second time was my first time
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What's the longest you've ever gone without food?
Maybe like a thousand miles, it was a flight of course, and I hate their peanuts
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Would you dive with sharks around you? (either day or night?)
Maybe with like little Black Fins, or Balas
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What is the saddest photograph you've ever seen?
Could it possibly be sadder than the photo in the link I provide?
Apparently "Endangered F***ing Species" doesn't mean anything to some people. I hope cancer finds this prick
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What can I do to keep from getting bad karma?
Don't believe in it
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I am trying to work out whats the most spirit lifting , up beat song you have ever heard !
I really love "Jumparound" any time it's used in movies or commercials or anywhere, it makes whatever the subject is an instant hit
example...
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Am I the only one that thinks marijuana stinks and is repulsive?
I dislike it quite a bit
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What kind of dragons do you like best, European or Chineese?
I like Chinese dragons in art, especially really old pieces, but like in literature and movies, I prefer European
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Obama gives unpresidented power to the Federal Reserve Bank. Are you concerned?
Concern seems like such a minuscule word considering what it portends
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How can things go wrong on the fourth of July?
That dog one and the one that goes off on the neighbor apartments' balcony were awesome :)
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If you died today; what things would you be remembered for? (minimum of 5 things, max of 10... I won't ask for more...)
The ladies will mourn the loss of my amazing bedroom abilities(1)
My homies will remember my loyalty(2) and humor(3)
The Cheetahs will remember their most stalwart human ally(apologies to Dr. Marker, who is not a human, but a goddess), and my efforts for their cause(3), and will sacrifice many gazelles in my honor (don't worry, they'll eat em afterwards)
The Redheads will...
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
How do I feel? Like a sad panda I guess.
It really is a silly thing to hate. Meat eaters keep the plant eaters in check. If we didn't exist, the plant eaters would quickly overpopulate and demolish the food supply, and mass starvation death would occur, as well as a stunted evolutionary process since they would no longer have to become faster, smarter, more clever creatures.
Earth...
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What is your least favorite state in all of the U.S.?
California, but it's also my favorite
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Do you believe in ghosts/mermaids/vampires/the supernatural?
Ghosts - No
Mermaids - No
Vampires - Like bats, and dumbasses that drink blood because they think they are, but like Dracula, no
Supernatural - Hell yes, awesome show! I wouldn't say I believe in something being truly supernatural. I believe there is some weird stuff out there, however I do believe in scientific explanations for it all, even if we may be incapable of doing it at our level
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Do mountain climbers ever reach their peak in their sport !!and when are they over the top
you're silly :)
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How many times have you passed gas and blamed it on the dog or someone else close by?
Well, not so much in public, but I had just gotten finished with a gnarly El Pollo Loco chicken bonanza and had a "rip-roarin" good time afterwards. Anyways, my sis comes home unexpectedly with her extremely hot friend, so I told them that her dog had gotten into the cat food again (something that always gives her really bad gas and other problems). So, poor Karmel got in trouble,...
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Is there anyone you don't give any points to?
Myself
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What would you call someone who is not a giver nor a taker?
An observer? There's only so many parts to play in the bedroom, wait, what are we talking about?
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What kind of bullshit are you white trash writing down
oh no you di'int
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Spaghetti or lasagna? Which is easier to prepare?
Lasagna, if done right, effin rules. I can't do it.
Spaghetti is easier for me to make, but I have a simple recipe that makes it just how I like it, complex or authentic Italian spaghetti is wasted on me
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How do u chat to people on here?
Go into their question, then in the answer box go...
"tap tap tap... CHAT!!!"
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Is you dog or cat asleep right now?
My cat never sleeps. He is an agent of chaos, so rest would go against his ethos. He must constantly stir and wait for prime opportunities to cause mayhem and destruction
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Atheist: How do you feel when other atheist claim you are not atheist?
I kick em in the head and when they say "Jesus Christ!" I say "Case closed!"
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What are your thoughts on Michael Jackson's death today? (June 25, 2009)
Honestly, it was weird hearing it, because he's been around for as long as I can remember, but it didn't stir any real emotions. More important people are dying every day as far as I'm concerned
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Why do guys like big breasts?? All it is, is fat and skin. It's pretty much like a male they just stick out more. What's so exciting about that?
They're fun to play with and... stuff
I have just as much fun with medium and smaller sized breasts though. I just like em to be real. Fake boobs do nothing for me
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Would you go to a very old scary looking castle?
Absolutely, as long as I get to bring my sword
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Are you prepared for the apocalypse?
Not at all, because I'm not so sure I want to be around for the lovely period of time that is going to happen afterward
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Would you hit a girl?
Well, when I say "I'd hit that" it doesn't mean like abuse
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What's the first thing that pops into your head when I say "Reagan"?
Exorcist
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Do you have a lawn?
Occasionally, sometimes I have a thicket
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Barking spiders, cutting the cheese, gaseous anomalies, stepping on a duck...what do you call it?
Blast
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Why do you have to close the shutter of your window on a plane when it lands or takes off?
So you don't see the Gremlins come out and position the wingflaps
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Does anyone believe in ghosts?
I don't believe they recycle if that's what you mean, or are you saying they are recycled humans? If that's the case... hmmm....
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Java Script is better than other scripting languages for web design
cool story bro
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What does it mean if a guy asks me to go watch him work out? I mean, what does he really want from me?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a nozzle! Sure I'll show off the cannons to women that are already there, but I wont ASK one to go hahahaha.
This person is a little out of his tree, who knows what he wants
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What was the last thing someone said to you that made you smile?
"Brad is an Overstock Vampire"
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What type of pet do you own, what is its name and why did you pick that name?
Madmartigan was just too perfect for him
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How do you know your next door neighbor is not on AB?
Cuz he spends all his time snooping around outside
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Should husbands be charged if they rape their wives?
Charged and tackled
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If you were not dead before you were born what were you?
Coalescing
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Do you generally take a liking to people?
Not really. Which is weird because I get along with a pretty wide variety of people. There's not much middle ground with me though, if I like you, then we'll probably become close friends, I don't have a lot of casual acquaintances
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If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?
Not being able to do stuff for myself. I hope I'll be able to pay good money for a helper when I become a fogey, otherwise I hope I bite it before then
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I quit. I'm quitting AB just like I quit smoking. Goodbye!
Adios and good luck, and remember, it works if you work it!
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I am a genie. Tell me three wishes and I will grant them. However, you must use two of your wishes on someone else. What are they?
Two wishes for someone else...
I wish Nichole would get a leading role in a blockbuster film and become super rich.
I wish Nichole would become an expert on the Kama Sutra
One wish for me...
I wish Nichole would marry me
:)
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What, in your opinion, is the one worst global problem?
Boredom
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What common food you wouldn't eat even if someone paid you $100?
Depends how much. If I was asked to eat a whole plate full of crap I don't like, then no (like a platter of beets, olives, black licorice etc)
If it was just a bite or two, then I'd do it
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Why won't Earth's atmosphere get sucked and spread through the vacuum of space?
Gravity. It may seem like certain things that are lighter than air (helium filled baloons etc) are escaping gravity, but they are just seeking their proper place in the layers of density, once they are at the point where things that are heavier are beneath them, and things that are lighter are above them, they will stop
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For all men in a relationship, if you walked into your room and there was a really hot nacked girl lying on your bed what would you honestly do?
Well, if the really hot naked girl was the girl I was in a relationship with, then I'd probably commence with the sexytime.
If it was any other hot girl, my s/o would be the first one I'd call (trust me, that's your best course of action unless she looks dead, then your s/o should be #2 after the po po)
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Who was the last person you upset?
It's a near constant that there is some woman out there that's mad that I'm not having sex with them at that moment
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What are your belifes?( in general)
Have fun, but not at the expense of others, unless they suck
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If you had a tape worm, what would you name it?
Diet
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What poses a "fundamental" threat to our civil liberties?
Government
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Why do we take ourselves so seriously when nobody else does?
People should only take me seriously if I'm holding a weapon. Otherwise, might as well flip a coin
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Why do people think that if you are an atheist you are more likely to do drugs or commit a crime? Is there a reasoning behind that thinking?
Because apparently free will naturally has a tendency towards evil, and only religion can counter that
I mean, if you don't believe in god, what's to stop you from doing whatever you want, and why wouldn't "what you want" be drugs and crime?
Fear of supernatural punishment in the afterlife is the only way to keep us in line it would seem
I've never done...
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A poll: should I stop or continue to do questions with blanks in them?
My vote would be against, but if the majority of people like them, it's easy enough for me to skip em and go to the next Q so I wouldn't want you to stop on my account
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Have you ever cried uncontrollably?
Like "boo hoo" crying? When I was a kid I'm sure, but only really once as an adult, when Mom died
But like eyes watering uncontrollably from pain, a few times, usually hockey related, and one visit to Cedars Sinai with an unsolved stomach pain
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Whats your least favorite genres of books/music?
Romance - Country (what kind of tree?)
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Would you live near a prison?
Didn't have a choice, they plopped Pelican Bay right in our back yard.
It's been good for the local economy, the COs make a lot of money, and consequently spend a lot of money, but there has been a noticeable influx of shady characters to town since. That could be just normal expansion and growth, but I think it's also some families and "crews" relocating to be...
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What one movie would you most like to see made?
Robotech is in the works, so I'll go with a movie based on the "Starcraft" games
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What comes to mind when you think of the movie "Dirty Dancing"?
I got a lot of action thanks to that movie. Thank you Mr. Swayze, thank you.
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Why do Americans act like they own the world?
I was under the impression we were selling our own land off at bargain prices
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Do you believe we should outlaw the Bible?
Yes. But only because that would start a shitstorm and people would be that much closer to overthrowing our current garbage government, and I would like that to happen
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What will you do if you found a ouija board on your front yard?
Wait till nighttime, then go out in a black robe, light some red candles, and chant in Latin as I commune with the spiwits to spook out whoever left it for me
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What is something you should never say to a nun? Lets have fun with this and use some humor..it's ok to laugh
"What do you call it when you vomit?"
"NUN-CHUCKS!"
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If you had to trade your home and live in any famous building in the world (forget about the realities of laws, physics and legalities), what would you choose?
Staples Center VIP Suite overlooking the arena
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What is your favorite song with the word 'angel' in the title?
"Angel of Death" - Slayer
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How many light bulbs do you have on right now? How many are unnecessary?
Three
Two in my office's overhead light(necessary to work), and one on my porch(theft deterrent)
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What do you excel at but can't find work in?
My incredible proficiency at executing the Southeastern Brazilian Spider Monkey sex position
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What went on in your bedroom/bed last night?
Um... mommy and daddy were just wrestling, sweetheart
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What do cows do when they get bored?
Crop circles
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What do you have to have to be a good friend?
History. I guess you don't HAVE to have it, but in my experience it always helps to have been together through some interesting times
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In the Terminator movie since Kyle Reese dies wouldn't that mean he wouldn't exist in the future?
Kyle Reese dies in the past AFTER having lived the better part of his life in the future
For him to be deleted out of existence, his young self would have to be killed for his older self not to exist in the future
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How about this! There are experiments where a CELL can be taken from a woman, and used to fertizlize a female egg, with the end result being 100% female baby! Males are obsolete thanks to science! Do you believe this, or do you think it's wrong?
Sweet, I say go for it. They should just keep a few of us around that are good at the hanky panky(this ensures my survival). Oh, and Christian Bale, he can play all the men in every movie
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What will you do if your neighbor kicked your dog or cat?
If someone kicks Madmartigan, they had better pray he had them in his ninja cat chokehold of death, and only trying to preserve their own life, otherwise, the following punishments will be enforced...
For men - Roundhouse to the face, no exceptions. Multiple if it appears they can take a hit
For women/children - Severe spanking in either case
Toddler - Stern talking to and a flick on...
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How many guys does a girl have to sleep with to be a slut?
Sluts are a matter of perception, so it depends on the "morality" of her peers(lots of religious people in her neighborhood?), and location (more likely to be called a slut for less somewhere in the bible belt than say, Hollywood)
I myself do not factor in the amount of penetrators, but how the person acts. Therefore, I might call a virgin a slut (in my head, I save my out loud...
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A serial rapist is jailed for life and is dying of kidney failure, the kidney transplant people call and say you are a perfect match, if you donate one of your kidneys you will save his life....do you donate the kidney?
Yes. But I would need 5 minutes alone with my removed kidney before it goes to him. Oh, and the number of a good potassium chloride dealer
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What name do you dislike the most?
Grady
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Who is your favorite author?
Right now, George R.R. Martin. I didn't think I'd ever find someone I actually wanted to write like, but he's nailed the style I would love to have
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If you came back in the next life, would you want to change or keep your gender? Why?
To be honest, I wouldn't mind being a lesbian for like a week, but I wouldn't want to be a woman for a whole lifetime. I'd miss the little fella too much
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Can Christian missionaries in Africa sexually abuse Africans?
Can they? Yes
May they? They may not
Should they? No
Will they? On the rare occasion maybe
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Atheists, what will you do when you find out God does exist?
FALCON PUNCH!!!
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Many people are getting rid of their house phone and just using their cell. Are you one? Are you considering it or is it out of the question?
Haven't had a house phone in a few years
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Help me; I've had diarrhea like 5 times today and it makes me feel very nauseous and I'm just sick of it! plase help me I go through this so much and I'm only 14! how do i treat diarrhea?
In addition to lots of fluids, try a Gatorade. It's worked for me a couple of times. Helps with your electrolytes
As far as why it keeps happening to you, check with your doc to be safe
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Whats the most physical pain you have ever been in + what caused it?
Some weird stomach pain. Went to the hospital for it, but we never did find out what caused it. There were no complications and it never returned (knock on wood). The only thing that happened afterward was I had almost no appetite for like a week
Took a whole bunch of tests, nadda. Was the only time in my life I almost passed out from pain
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What do u think about India
That multi-armed, half naked blue chick turns me on
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Which is the job best suitable for a girl.
Girl scouts
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Do you know all there is to know about Answerbag?
No, but I do know all that I know about Answerbag
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How can a vampire be a vegetarian?
briefly
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Do you know of a good Michael Jackson joke?
I heard a pretty bad one HERE before...
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
-They both put their meat in 8 yr old buns
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What question do you wish you had the answer to more than anything despite knowing there may not be one?
What are the winning numbers for the next mega-lotto jackpot going to be?
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Im to sexy for my hat..lol what are you to sexy for.
SAGE
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Parlez Vous Francais? :)
Only enough to get me smacked in the face by hot French chicks
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If President Bush came to your door what would you do / say?
Invite him in and use the opportunity to try and get the skinny on those pulling the strings, then post the info all over the web. P.T.T.P.
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Do you let your neighbors come inside your house?
ew
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Would you agree that the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series was Johnny Depp's BEST roles to date?
It was very good, but the one I always try to emulate is from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
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Have you ever noticed that LIE is right in the middle of the word beLIEve?
Mustaine pointed it out to me a long time ago, along with...
Life - IF
Business - SIN
Bodies - DIE
The glory days of Megadeth :)
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No internet or no TV?
No TV. I rarely watch it now except for hockey games. Losing the internet would suck for me
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How do you help out with saving energy on our planet?
I don't do it consciously, but I use very little resources. My power bill is rarely bigger than $40 a month, same for water. I usually put $20 in the tank every couple weeks, so $40 a month there too. I like it cold so I hardly use my heater, and in summer, I just strip down to my undies. I don't really care that much, I guess I'm just naturally energy efficient. Yay me
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When was the last time that bought your self a treat?
I'm my own best friend. Even if I'm broke I find a way to get me a treat. Today's treat will actually be thursday's treat; tix to the premier of Terminator Salvation
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Should I take offense if my new boyfriend makes comments about my body (i.e. areas that need improvement)?
We should all be a bit more thick skinned about words, especially truthful ones, but if it does bug you, then by all means confront him about it. An issue like that will only get worse if left to grow and fester. Nothing need be said but the truth. Examples...
"I've tried before, but there's nothing I can do about that area, deal with it, and shut up cuz it bugs me."
...
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If you own a computer and it's online, does that mean your dictionary (book) is obsolete?
I regularly check out dictionary.com and thesaurus.com but nothing will ever replace my giant Oxford American (except a newer edition)
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Will God punish me for being an atheist?
Sweet paradox question bro, you win an internets (I'm gonna need some change back tho)
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Did you know MSG (monosodium glutamate ) is so bad for you?
Yup, in fact it gives me a pretty gnarly headache when I eat something that has a good amount of it
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Why does so many reject Jesus?
blood and flesh isn't always easy to swallow
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Where did the phrase " A bird in the hand is two in the bush" , originate from?
Dunno, sounds kinky, but possibly not very legal
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In your opinion who has the best web browser?
Me!
(real answer: Firefox)
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How much is a loaf of bread in your area? ($2.59 here)
I just got a fresh loaf of sourdough for 2 bucks, otherwise my usual multigrain stuff runs between $2 to $3. $2.59 actually sounds about right
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First thing That Comes to Mind When I Say,,,,Bend Over?
think about doin a little dance while I'm at it...
"I'm, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japaaaaan"
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Everytime I look at you I ___________?
SAGE
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If you had to choose between bleach, inuyahsa, or naruto, could you?
Naruto, hands down
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If a pshycology test reveals that a person is extremely relaxed, what does this mean. Thanks
stoner
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If I Kill myself for peoples Sins, would that me jesus
First off it must be god's idea for you to die for our sins
You must yourself be without sin
You must be killed, not commit suicide
And most importantly, all that mumbo jumbo has to actually be real (deal breaker for me)
Furthermore, if you weren't born "Jesus" then you also need to change your name (minor detail, but it could make all the difference)
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What's the weirdest or worst thing you've swallowed?
Ants. I bit into an apple that had a bunch crawling on it. I have never taken a bite of anything without looking first since
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What comes to mind when I say "water"?
Katara
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Christians harrasing others
Judging by the category, I'll assume you're trying to ask if it is legal for christians to harass others.
christians have to abide by the same laws as non christians regarding harassment laws
EXCEPT Christian Bale, who gets to harass whomever he wants, whenever he wants, or they are done professionally
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How did naruto get the nine tailed fox in him
Boy, what a night! I remember it involved a lot of tequila
j/k
4th Hokage sealed it in Naruto when he was just a baby when the Nine Tailed Fox (Kyubi Kitsune) was rampaging around Konoha (Hidden Leaf village)
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Have you ever sleepwalked or talked in your sleep? What is your funniest story about this?
Only once that I can remember, and it was a doozy.
I was a little kid, like 6 or 7. I thought I was awake, and this is what happened. I got up to go to the bathroom, but I saw my mom in there, giving my stepfather a haircut. I decided then to go into the kitchen to take a leak in the trashcan (I was dreaming, it seemed practical)
Meanwhile, in real life, my mother and stepfather were on...
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I have heard people say the only way to justice is throught your wallet, do you believe this?
The current judicial system apparently thinks so
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Have you ever stood in a line for something for longer than an hour?
Tons. I'm always near the front for concerts and big movie premiers. I hate having a bad seat/spot
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Do you insult people even when not meaning to?
Honestly, people decide whether or not they want to be insulted. I rarely ever actively seek out to insult people, but sometimes they will be insulted anyways, regardless if I've said to their faces I meant no insult. I think the better part of all the whining is a result of the political correctness shitberg we've created for our language in recent years </rant>
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Men: It is your fantasy planet. What do the woman wear?
Hockey jerseys (and nothing else)
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What actor or actress do you think would be good in bed?
Elizabeth Berkley. Check her hip action in Showgirls and say I'm wrong
Not my personal first pick, but that wasn't the question ;)
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Is it wrong to sleep with five people within five months?
Is that a dare?
I ACCEPT!
and......... GO!
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What is the meanest thing someone can say to you?
"Cheetahs suck."
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If you said what was REALLY on your mind right now, what would you say (Go For It!)?
Zende is so cool and beautiful, I must have her. For the glory of all that is naughty!
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Have you ever made homemade doughnuts?
not intentionally
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What's the most annoying vehicle you have ever operated?
Ice cream truck I was using for my mail route. It had delayed steering, squeally brakes, and if it was cold out, it would die if your foot wasn't on the accelerator. Worst few months of my life
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What is your favorite beer / wine / or soft drink
Beer - Moylan's Kilt Lifter
Wine - Vampire (any red)
Soft Drink - hmm, Coke I guess
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If you had the opportunity to punch anyone in the world, who would it be?
A random member of the Bilderberg group
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In the grand scheme of things; where do you fit in?
Somewhere around the crotch
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What is a suitable punishment for cheating?
STD
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Would you take part in assisted suicide if it was anyone close to you that asked you to kill them?
I honestly have no idea. However...
If it was because of physical pain that was just making it impossible to get any joy out of life, maybe
If it was because of emotional issues, not likely
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Is there something wrong with a human as an organism if they commit suicide? Something miswired? Or a product of society? Please discuss your thoughts............
Humans are just one of nature's more odd experiments. And that experiment is still being conducted. Suicide is just one of the many byproducts unique to heightened intelligence. We are able to contemplate physical and emotional pain, and reason ways to alleviate it, either by enduring through it, medicating it, or, in the case of suicide, ending it right there on the spot.
Intelligence...
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If a mirror reverses Left and Right, why not Up and Down?
It doesn't truly reverse it. Hold a piece of backlit paper in front of you so that you can read it normally. You can see that it is also visible normally in the mirror this way.
By holding the paper up the other way, we are reversing it ourselves and could not read it normally, and this is the image we see in the reflection.
I'll try to demonstrate with a couple pics to try and...
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Do you assume when your around punk teens that there up to no good?
Yup. That's why they're so adorable
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Do You Enjoy Hearing About Your Friends Sexual Exploits?
Not necessarily. One of my friends isn't very... well let's just say he's not picky. I don't care to hear any of his stories
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What do you regularly polish?
my KNOB
someone had to say it
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When getting your last pet, what made you decide that was the pet for you?
He was a cat who thought he was a dog, I had to have him
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XP or Vista?
XP by a mile. Vista is bung
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Does it seem hypocritical for white supremacists to wear dark tattoos?
hahahahaha
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Could you go a day without eating?
I routinely go one, two or (rarely) three days without eating. I never seem to be able to figure out the rations before I run out of food. I hate shopping so I wait until the next paycheck so I can do it all for the month at once
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Golfers...you are an 18 HC and you get a stroke per hole. You get to play Tiger. Can you beat him?
Only if I can throw stuff at him each time he takes a swing
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If you hate someone what should you say to respond
Tell your mom I said "hi"
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To whom have you give the most points?
Probably Firebrand. I positrolled her a couple times cuz I wanted to see what 100 looked like
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What is one life lesson that has always stuck with you? Care to share it?
Never trust a fart when you're sick
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Can you name me ANYTHING that mankind has done to help the world?
Mankind was created by the world. The world shouldn't have been playing with fire
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After so much strugle why are we not at peace?
Because there is always a new generation. No matter how many generations have struggled before, and no matter how many warnings they tell, the new ones will never know it until they experience it for themselves.
If this was the same generation from the beginning of time, I'm sure we would have found a peaceful coexistence, and figured out ways to keep it
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Do you have problem of mosquito in your place?
Nah, I have screens everywhere. If I go a foot into the woods behind my house though they attack in a swarm
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Why does using answerbag become boring after a couple of months?
It'll do that if you get addicted. Most people overdose on AB when they're first introduced to it (myself included). Then, they take a break, come back, take a break etc. until they find a suitable interest<-->attention span ratio that works for them
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Do you think Prince is an idiot for turning down the chance to have his own guitar hero title?
I don't think Prince is an idiot. I do think that he is off the charts insane in general, however
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Was bullying this bad when you were at school
Me and my friends were bullied quite a bit but we always fought back. When it started affecting our grades and the school did nothing, our parents pulled us out and we were home schooled. I now destroy bullies in my spare time as a hobby
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Do you find it hard to "blend in"? If so, why? If not, why not?
Nah, blending in means being like everyone else. I don't particularly go out of my way NOT to blend in, but I don't try to either
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What is the smallest car you have ever owned?
I had a whole bunch of micro machines
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Can you hear your own heart beating?
I think what we're actually hearing is blood pumping through one of the veins near our ears or something?
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If you had to value yourself in cash, how much would you be worth?
$666 seems fitting
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Who would you like to get a signed autograph from?
Since I already have a bunch from Nichole Hiltz, I would say Christian Bale. And I would want him to write "We're done professionally."
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How much time do americans spend in front of a mirror
Maybe like three minutes a day for me (while brushing teeth etc.)
Longer if it's a day I need to shave
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What is your cities nickname?
Crescent Shitty (Crescent City)
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Explain " /b/tard "?
It's um... I got nothing
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So many people say they're "LMAO". Where do all those lost asses go?
There is a fledgling singularity somewhere around Megiddo that is so dense, it has compacted to the point of being too small to be seen by the naked ass, er, eye. Every time an ass is laughed off, it joins the singularity, increasing the kinetic energy caused by the immense ass weight. One day, the singularity will event horizon and the world will cease to exist ass we know it
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What happens to Atheists when they die?
Our mental essence explodes into over 9000 waves of pure awesome that cascades over everyone in a 6.3 mile radius. Nipples get hard, unexplained boners occur, and everyone just generally feels like making out
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Does your laptop ever burn your crotch area?
Never burned me, but it got too warm and I started sweating. I have one of those fan doohickies for it to sit on now
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What's the randomist question you've ever asked on AB?
Probably this one...
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/608655
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What are your feet doing right now?
Plotting...
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How in the world do you lose weight in your breasts? lol That's the only place on my bridesmaid dress that wont fit. The waist and everything is fine it's just my breasts are larger than they should be with my body type. Is there anything I can do?
Thank your maker, for you are loved. They are like two big kisses from god :)
I haven't heard of such a thing as natural breast reduction, especially in the short term. Aside from losing weight in general (the breasts will lose a little as well), I have no clue
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Be honest... How's your love life these days?
Just how I want it. Me and a friend keep eachother company. We love eachother as friends, but neither of us really wants a relationship, we just like to play around every now and then. I'm enjoying keeping my life simple right now :)
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I keep preying for a new bike, but I was told that the lord doesn't work that way. So should I steal one and ask for his forgiveness?
What I find amusing is that someone had the audacity to claim to know how the lord works. Isn't that against some rule or something?
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Sidney Crosby or Alex Ovechkin?
Out of those two I'd take Ovechkin, but I'm more than happy with our own guy from that generation, Anze Kopitar
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What would you think if they decided to redo the X-Men movies? That is, if they redid them right, and promised to not let Brian Singer even breath too close to the project...
Personally I'd love to see it, but it would never fly.
You can only redo if the originals are older(Superman, Batman) or really crappy(Hulk). The first X-men was great IMO, and recent, so neither applies, the second, not so much, but still okay, the third blew
Still, I'd see another sequel if they brought in Apocalypse. They could actually make up for the crapfest that was the...
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Are you a kitten hater?
Nah, I dig kittens. They're pretty entertaining
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Do you squish spiders?
Only if they get on me. I usually leave em alone because I'm even less fond of the bugs they go after (skeeters, flies, ants etc) but they touch me at their own peril
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What is your religion and why?
Pastafarian. I like the FSM decal (put one on my truck)
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I believe in god, but I despise religion. Is that normal or weird?
If you're gonna be religious, I think that's the best way to be
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To what extent do you censor yourself on ab?
Depends on my mood. If I'm in a bad mood, I don't censor much :D
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Hinata tells naruto she loves him while she fights payne.Finally huh whats your thoughts on this?
Damnit some of us aren't reading the manga! Spoiler tag, man, spoiler tag! ;)
And to answer, I think it's cool, I've been rootin for them to get together more than Naruto and Sakura
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Do female zombies manstruate?
I would think that part of their biology is over with
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If someone raped your wife, daughter, or mother-could you kill that person and/or would you kill that person, or could you ever forgive the perp?
Yes I could, yes I would, and no I would not forgive
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C'mon tell the truth. When someone tells you that, "you're welcome", don't you feel better?
Unless they're saying it because they think I forgot to say thank you (which is rare)
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If you could change your height would you add inches or subtract them?
I secretly hate it when people are taller than me, so I'd add some
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What would you be doing right now if you were Barack Obama?
Getting assassinated. Bankers wouldn't allow me to live for long
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Do you have a friend that you can call in a pinch, and you know they will be there for you?
Yup, I'm that guy for all my friends too
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Have you stockpiled enough ammunition?
You can never have enough ammo, just insufficient space
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You are dying and you know this is your last day on earth - your most hated enemy wants to visit you to make amends - but even now you can't find forgiveness in your heart. Question, what do you do next - see him?, shun him?, curse him? What would U do?
I got better things to do than make amends with that jackass, like hanging out with loved ones as much as possible
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...do we need to be afraid of the "swine flu"?...
Should be more afraid of car accidents
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Do you use 'their', 'there', and 'they're' in the correct ways?
Most of the time. I still goof up "to" and "too" when I'm in a hurry tho
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Would you rather be called hot or beautiful?
Neither really suits my desired perception of myself, but I guess I'd rather be called "hot" out of the two
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I strongly believe in _____________?? =)
Boobies!
Few things are the source of so much joy. I've liked them since I was a baby
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What would be a good comeback after a girl says your gay?
Grab her crotch and say "Nuff said."
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Which religion is "right"?
The third one from the left, second row
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Do you ever force yourself to eat vegetables that you really don't like?
I dig most veggies so it usually isn't an issue. Fruit is a problem, but no, I don't force myself to eat anything
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When is it OK to beat somebody to a bloody pulp?
Well, there's always gonna be people it is okay with, and people it isn't okay with. The real question is who gets to choose?
But you have my go ahead to beat em down at any rate, happy hunting!
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Would you ever let a dog watch you use the restroom?
Not if it's growling
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Can you name 5 countries with 4 letter names?
Iraq
Iran
Peru
Cuba
I couldn't think of another one that is still around, but there was once Siam
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If you are going to fool around, both of you are married, where will be the safest place to do it?
In your mind
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Do you think Marijuana should be legal in the United States?
Personally, I fawking hate it. I think people are obnoxious morons when they're high. However, I think it serves little purpose keeping it illegal
It's less dangerous than alcohol so I don't really get the point
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My brother says making a date with someone then cancelling it to go with s/o instead is rude, really?
Depends on what s/o is. If it's "someone else" then yes, that is very rude. However, if you break off a date with someone to go out with your "significant other", then that's just smart
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How do lesbians have sex? How would you react if your daughter said she's a lez?
Lesbians have the most awesome sex possible. Being a guy myself, and knowing what guys think, I'd almost be relieved if I had a daughter and she said she was a lesbian
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What is the best thing about Canada?
Hockey!!!
But my fav team is in Los Angeles (made up of a bunch of Canadians tho)
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The president of the united states barack obama has been in office long enough to be weighed and measured. what is your determination of his performance and his agenda?
we are...
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CCCP was translated to USSR in English. Did/do Russians have different initials for the USA?
I meant to add that Cyrillic characters are fine if someone knows what USA would be
EDIT: Finally found an easy translator. I guess it's "CWA" haha
Соединенные Штаты Америки
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Why are we called Americans and not United Statians or something like that?
United States is OF America
Making the people "United States of Americans" would make it sound like each of us is our own state
Also USA is the only country in the Americas that actually has America in its title, so I figure that's as good a reason as any why we can claim "Americans" to describe our peeps
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Will the anti-christ need to be famous?
No, but he will be wearing mocha brown Santiago Hush Puppies
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How exactly do u give pleasure to a girl?
Do lots of tongue exercises
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Can faith alone save you?
Depends on the person and the circumstances.
Can it save someone from a ferocious grizzly bear? No.
If it's the only thing keeping someone from committing suicide, yeah.
If you're in a room filled with fanatical terrorists, then having faith in what they have faith in would certainly help (unless you get picked to wear the boom jacket)
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Name a King?
How bout Anze Kopitar?
I NAME HIM SUPERBADASS 3000!
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Butter or margarine? Why?
Hmmm, maragine sounds kinda sexy ;)
I choose Butter. I don't trust margarine. Anything that remains that spreadable right out of the fridge has to be an abomination
EDIT: well now the first part of my answer doesn't make sense. He clearly said butter or MARAGINE, it is not the same question as this one!
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If a child is not allowed to work under a certain age then how come child actors are allowed to work?
Because Hollywood has a long standing tradition of being able to do whatever they want
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Is it acceptable to society if I am a seventeen year old girl who is dating a fourteen year old guy?
That sure was acceptable to me when I was fourteen
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Would you do anything if you see a woman beating up her child in public?
If the child looked as though it was in danger of suffering serious injury, I would intervene
If it was just an overly harsh spanking, a slap(a full on bitch slap, not a smack), or yanking by the arm or some such done harshly enough to seem abusive to me, I would report her
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What is the meanest thing you have ever said or done to a member of the opposite sex?
There was this dumb supervisor at my old job that was a total tool. We had a whole alternate persona created for her and collectively contributed to it. She became a monstrous creature of myth and legend known as a "Duck Bison", and we fashioned goofy weapons against her that we kept around the work site, sharpened sticks with protruding nails on them with names like Bisonslayer and...
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Use one word to describe President Barrack Obama. =) ALL opinions are welcome. no DRs for differing opinions. =)
Puppet
(that's the same word I would have given to the last few presidents as well)
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Do you think it's bad karma to push your religious beliefs on people?
Yes, I've seen it. Do NOT push your beliefs on someone where trees are present in heavy numbers. Forest karma can be a bitch
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What are some quick workouts that i can do to get a flat tummy and toned arms in a month?
Use weights and a lot of reps (a lot). Really depends on how far you are from your goal, but it would take a lot of discipline to see serious results in a month (and probably not even healthy; gradual change is typically better than dramatic, and usually lasts longer)
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What is your favorite song and why?
Right this second - "End of the Line" by Devildriver
All time - "Walk" by Pantera
(inb4 duplicate)
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What in your opinion is better than sex?
Okay if we're talking seriously, then maybe saving a life. I can't think of much else that could even compete with a "skilled" partner
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Does everyone other than Brits think bad of the British?
I dig the British, they've always had our backs (well, post Revolutionary War of course), even if having our backs has been the wrong, debatable or less popular thing to do. That doesn't go unnoticed by a lot of us
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If we found out that our universe was part of a Multiverse, what implications would that have on your life?
I'd try to find the universe where I'm dating Scarlett Johansson and switch with that version of me
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What saying is worse than saying “You are nothing to me?”
"You are nothing to me... and I boinked your mom."
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What makes a man lose interest in sex?
Death
(Someone else must have answered that but I'm too lazy to search through 11+ pages to make sure. In fact I probably answered this before. And there you have it)
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Do you laugh at completely inappropriate times?
Only according to other people
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Have you ever watched a movie and wanted the bad guy to win? What movie and why?
The Shield - That's a series, but through it all, I always wanted Vic to get away with everything
Dexter - Another series. I don't consider him a bad guy, but the law does
I can't think of any movies off the top of my head, but I'm sure they'll come to me when I go back to work and I'll want to kick myself. I think most of the time when there are ninjas in a...
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OK...if you could be someones dog for a day...who would it be? My choice is..........
One of Dr. Laurie Marker's Anatolian Shepherds (cuz they get to hang out with Cheetahs all day)
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Im looking for sad/relaxing/thinking/meaningful songs, any help?
Well, I was going to suggest "Return to Serenity" by Testament, but it appears that everything WMG touches is getting disabled these days, so after this I am boycotting youtube as far as embeds.
Here's the more recent acoustic version, and while it is still good, Chuck Billy just can't hit those high notes anymore so the octaves are down
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Have you ever talked to you loudly?
I remember being lost in Los Angeles and loudly saying to myself "WHERE THE F*** AM I GOING?!" among other things along those lines
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Who is poisoning the nuts of America?
There's something wrong with our nuts?
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Is there a food that you just can't resist?
Chicken fettuccine alfredo. It just tastes sooooo good while it's killing you.
If I was ever to commit suicide, I'd do it by eating CFA breakfast lunch and dinner with a whole loaf of extra buttery garlic bread at each sitting until my heart gave out from the high blood-alfredo content.
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Do you belive Barack Obama is truly a good president? I do.
I feel for the guy. We're in a situation where playing it safe will probably sink us even deeper. So he's taking some pretty big risks with our future. I guess it all depends on what the results of those risks turn out to be that will determine whether or not he's a good president. I don't envy him one bit
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What is something that is a "juicy treat"?
Oh, where I want to go with this one...
I'll just say tangerine and get out of here
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Would you like it if Answer Bag had a chatroom?
In an ideal world I think it would be fun to have an AB based chat room that had like a random Question as the room's topic (perhaps the unanswered questions with the highest points or something) but I agree with the fledgling Anonymous that it would be troll city a lot of the time and probably not worth the bother
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If you woke up and knew that you would be alone for the entire day, and you would not be leaving your house, would you bother to get dressed or would you just stay nude all day?
It has to be the perfect natural temperature and climate for me to freedangle all day long (I haven't been able to duplicate it with heating/cooling), it has happened tho.
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What number, when spelled out , has no repeated letters and has each of the vowels once?
Five thousand?
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What is something you have on your bed that not everyone does?
cheetah print blanket
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Denying your partner sex: Is it an indirect method of breaking up or just a way of keeping it special?
No idea, could be any number of things. I once had the fortune of being with a woman who never denied me. If she was mad at me, it just led to a "different" kind of sex. If you find a partner like that, trust me, never let them go... oh memories
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If you were to be reborn, and had a choice, What sport would you like to be a super super star in?
Definitely Ice Hockey
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How many people do you know that have Red Hair?
Never enough
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What is the absolute worst thing (preferably vulgar) to say to a woman?
WOW your kid's ugly!
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Do you understand "BEWARE OF THE LEAVEN OF THE PHARASEES? "I can't spell right now(I'm loaded!) but believe me it mean's the HELL with the RICH! Some Losers are against blacks, some against title. I'm with CHRIST.......F. Most of the RICH!!!!
Wow. I just thought it was something about bread
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What's the one physical feature you wish you possessed?? =)
Cat's eyes (for like nightvision and stuff) would be kinda cool
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How do you get over the fear of rejection?
Practice
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If dinosaurs lived for 230 million years, why? What form of government did they have?
Your point can just as easily be applied to humans, we've been around far longer without government than with it
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Which bottled water tastes best?
I like Smart Water the best
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Are you upset that the Freedom Tower's name is being changed to One World Trade Center? Some (like Fox News) are calling this unpatriotic. Thoughts?
I have no problem thinking of the world as one people. Segregation and borders are part of what led to 9-11 in the first place (Jesus that sounded a little hippyish didn't it? *throws flowers*)
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If you were to rob a bank what kind of disguise would you wear?
One of those giant penis costumes (with the hangin balls and everything)
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What do you think about the Twilight Movie?
I watched it for Kristen Stewart (one of my fav new actresses) but it didn't really impress too much. Not my favorite role of hers
Some of the stuff was interesting, but it seemed like they couldn't decide what kind of movie they were making. I'll be renting the sequels instead
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Ive had light period for almost a month
correct!
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What's the most you've ever won in a bet?
$20 bucks on an LA Kings game. That's just the most I've actually been paid.
I won $100 bucks on a bet that Skeletor pops his head up from some kind of water and says "I'll be back" (or something) after the credits at the end of Lundgren's He-man. But dood never paid up
There's also bets that are hard to put a value on. I bet a girl that there was in...
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How do you think you would react if you were the DP that Christian Bale yelled at?
I'd giggle like a geek and say "Yay! Christian Bale yelled at me!"
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How would you react if some people told you that your nothing?
Smile and walk off. I know who I am, where I've been, and what I've done and wouldn't trade it
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When, do you think, would be the worst time to die?
Right before they finally explain what the hell is going on in Lost
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Is your avatar REALLY you?? If its not you, why dont you put one up that IS of you?
Is your avatar REALLY you??
---If only I really was a Cheetah. I'd get all the ladies.
If its not you, why dont you put one up that IS of you?
---Chezter goes with the Cheetah, doesn't really make sense otherwise.
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If a girl wet her pants on a date with you - would you take her out again?
Of course, I tend to have that effect on the ladies in my presence. I'd be a lonely guy if I DIDN'T take them out again!
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What is fun in the MIRROR ? Why you stare at it?
Well, when you are engaged in nocturnal activities with the womens, it's like looking at porn, only you are the porn, and it's interactive!
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Atheists, would you marry a Christian? If it depends on what exactly the person would believe, what would be "acceptable" and what wouldn't?
If she's more concerned with how we live our lives in the present, we'd probably get along fine
If she's more concerned with what I believe might have happened in the past, there'd probably be too much friction
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Have you ever spanked your animal?
Nah, if he's (cat) up on the table or somewhere else he's not supposed to be I just shoot my arm at him real fast but only tap him, that generally is good enough to scare him away. If he keeps it up I squirt him with a water bottle
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Mane one thing you can buy from your town/city centre
I always see these dumb clocks all over town (since we're right up the ass of the redwood forest) so I'm sure there's a shop nearby
Anyhow, delivered; here it is with a mane.
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Who would you nominate as the sexiest "Yummy Mummy" (Mommy)?
I'm all about Isla Fisher, Naomi Watts, Rachel Weisz
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Do you eat after 6:00 p.m.?
Yeah, but I'm usually up till 3 in the morning
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What are three words that you dread?
Is it in?
hahahaha, never heard it, but I've had nightmares
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How many people does it take to over populate the world?
We're workin on it yo, patience
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Have you ever been embarrassed to admit that you liked a song because of who sang it, or what it was about?
Yeah I get a little red when the boys are over and an Enya or Leigh Nash song pops up in the shuffle. Can't help it, I have a soft spot for "haunting" voices
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Which dead person or people does the modern world need the most?
I would love to see what Tesla could do with today's resources
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How to loose weight and fat at your tighs?
;)
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Of all the movies you have seen, what movie prop would you just LOVE to have? I want that puzzle box from Hellraiser.
Puzzlebox is a good one.
Big Screen - I would love to have a Braveheart sword from the set (I do have a replica, but... it's just not the same ;)
TV - Right now my favorite show is Dexter, I'd like to have his little blood sample box
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What would be the main reason you dont like somebody?
The normal reasons, but I seem to really lose interest quickly if someone is overly dramatic
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What was the funnest thing you did on St. Patrick's Day 2009?
Bought girl scout cookies. It was a hoot
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Do you feel life has treated you unfair? if so how?
Nah. Life seems to run more smoothly when you make yourself responsible for your own fate
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Do you have any exotic animals living near your home?
Nothing too exotic. Raccoons, opossums, deer are regulars.
We do get the occasional bear or cougar if fires drive em our way in summer.
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What song do you sing when you are feeling down?
"At a Medium Pace"
Guaranteed to put me in a better mood (be advised, language is... really something)
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What is 7chan and 4chan?
the bungholes of the internets
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Day the Earth stood still tribute: I am going to ask you a series of controlled questions? Are you currently in a seated position? Do you feel pain? Are you human? Are you aware of an impending attack on the planet Earth?
As far as you know
My body does
Yes, except for my head
You should really let me go
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What is the color of your wallet?
White and black (Vans old school skulls)
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How can I make my scrambled eggs taste better?
Put em on some buttery English muffins with a slice of cheese (unless of course you're trying to be healthy, in which case you should never listen to anything I have to say)
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Do you like the band slayer. why or why not?
Absolutely. It's comforting to know some bands will never "experiment" with a more crappy sound in an attempt to tap into the mainstream. They know what we like, and they are happy to oblige.
When they begin playing South of Heaven live, you can't help but check over your shoulder periodically for incoming satanic falcon punches. Long Live Slayer
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What the roles of men and woman in Canada?
To have sex with each other and make more Canadians
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What is your favorite song? what genre? which artist? what makes it important? what memories surround it?
Okay, if I had to pick an all time favorite song, evar, all things included. I would say "Walk", by Pantera
GENRE - Heavy Metal. Pantera is known as thrash, but Walk is a slower tempo stomp & crunch kinda song
ARTIST - Pan-fawkin-tera
IMPORTANCE - Pantera made me a fan of music. Before them I was only a casual listener of pop (thank you Pantera, THANK YOU)
MEMORIES -...
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Who sang "keep on rollin'" the end theme to Jayce & the Wheeled Warriors?
HAHA! I remember that show!
Shuki Levy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuki_Levy
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What is the the song that goes like "i know you've been waiting so long for me to answer your call"
This?
Opening lyrics... "You've been waiting so long, I'm here to answer your call"
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What is the best movie that Kirby Dick has ever directed?
Granted, I haven't see ALL his movies, but I did like "This film is not yet rated"
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In "Dances with Wolves", What is the significance of Dunbar's discovery of the garbage dump near the fort?
Probably along the same lines as this...
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Who is more obsessed with "breast size" Men or women?
Man or woman, it's your duty to obsess over breast size. Be proud, be loud, HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!
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Are you wise or a wise cracker?
I'm a smart ass with a wise crack (see what I did there? haha)
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Do you think hot girls can get into video games and comics
Absolutely dood, hot chicks have just as much time to waste as we do
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Naughty Home videos.- How can you ensure that what you film in the privacy of your home never...EVER falls in the wrong hands?? (not filming is not an answer.)
Chop off EVERYONE'S hands before filming
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Any tips & ideas how to make skin lighter?
Dehydrate. Much of skin's weight is water
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What is the longest route between two points?
Dunno, still traveling
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Do you smoke meat?
I detect a loaded question!
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What's a song title that includes the word "horse(s)", or what's a song about a horse or horses?
Matooka - "Four Horsemen"
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If you found out that someone who was a high-ranking Nazi during WWII moved in near you, would you turn them in, even if they seemed to have put it all behind them?
I wouldn't make that choice. I would flip a coin and let chance be the judge
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What did george bush do wrong?
Reached the egg first
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What causes moonlight to be silver?
I challenge that. If moonlight was silver it would kill werewolves
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Are there any people out there who are still under the delusion that tomatoes and squash(including cucumbers and pumpkins) are vegetables?
*raises hand*
about the squash, not tomatoes
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What the first name of the dumbest person you know and why?
David. DAMN he's dumb
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If God is more powerful than Satan, how can Satan ever win?
He has to be very very sneaky and to do that YOU NEED TO QUIT REMINDING PEOPLE OF HIM
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Whats your favorite sex/ making love song?
*bomp chika wow wow*
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Will you save your toe nail clippings for me?
Hell no, I make little skeletons out of them (since they look like tiny animal ribs)
I need to get some of that Hawaiian black sand so they show up better on my miniature desert scene
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What is the giant spider's name that Hagrid kept secret in the castle in his third year at Hogwarts?
Shelob... wait (frakkin spiders)
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WOULD YOU CUCUMBER YOUR GRAN FOR A IPOD NANO
I wouldn't even trade a cucumber for an iPOD Nano
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Members! Emergency serious question! How is this possible that the questioner joined AB on 20 January 2009 and the question was asked in 2004? And how did he get to level 42 in one day?
Crap, glitch in the universe. I'll send someone from maintenance
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I want to make a balloon animal for you. What would you like me to make, and what color?
I don't think you're really gonna make it, but a tan Cheetah with black spots
*trying not to get too excited*
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What is the theme for your wall calendar?
Roads I think, I got it from my truck insurance people
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Have you ever had a bird fly into a window?
I haven't HAD one do it, the doofus did it himself, but yeah, I've been around when it's happened
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If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you?
The Rock could probably pull it off
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What is your favorite music video?
Been a while since I've been into music videos, but I do remember being quite fascinated with this one. The girl gave me a very special feeling when I was younger
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A match is made in heaven , then what is made in hell?
Fire
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Any SKELLETONS IN YOURE CLOSET?
Closest thing would be my Terminator bobblehead
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Whats the most attractive trait a man can have?
Well, as a guy myself, I would have to say the most attractive thing I would find about another man is his ability to have a hot daughter.
Thank you Mr. Johansson! (your work is MUCH appreciated)
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HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN SHE STOP LOVING ME
IT'LL PROBABLY BE OBVIOUS
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Could there be any worse songs for a wedding than, "Send in the Clowns" or "Who's Sorry Now" ...?
Actually, this would be cool for me, but most probably wouldn't like it
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What's the name of your favorite Chinese restaurant?
Wing Wah, no one else has been able to make a more perfect sweet and sour chicken to me
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I just saw this in the news (see pic) what would you do to the snake?
I would do nothing. If I did what I wanted to do, I would give the snake a "predator of the week" award and probably a cookie.
I also wouldn't care if the woman killed the snake, it did after all kill a loved one of her's, at which point I would give her a "pet owner of the week vengeance achievement" award. I doubt she'd be in the mood for a cookie though...
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If you find my questions or comments offensive, would you actually take the time to personally get to know me before you judge?
Nah, but if you could actually offend me with a question then you might deserve a little judgment ;)
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Are you from Minnesota?
I'm feelin Minnesota, but lookin California
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What would you do if someone said they loved you, but you didn't feel the same? How would you respond?
Well, I've learned from past experiences that it's not wise to let them wonder just for the sake of niceness. They've been open enough to tell you how they feel, you should do the same
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Would you rather talk like a redneck or like a gangster?
Jesus, that's like asking "would you like to get punched in the left or right testicle?"
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Is anyone else jealous of lesbians? I figure, I'm a straight guy and like boobs, so I'm guessing most lesbians would also like boobs. All they have to do is look down. If guys had boobs, they wouldn't leave the house.
Totally. They get to be with women, but any time they are without a partner, they still have the equipment attached that they can play with too. Unfair...
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Do you have selfish motions when you reply to my questions?
I don't believe in true altruism so I'd have to say yes by default
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Has anyone seen the footage of killer whales smacking around seals for the fun of it?
They're tenderizing the meat
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Can the future ever be predicted?
I predict much awesome in the future
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Would you let someone vomit in your mouth for $50,000?
As long as I don't have to swallow, there's not much that can traumatize me these days
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If I go to the movies alone, how can I arrange to sit without having anyone sit on either side of me?
Get something non-sticky that looks like gum (silly putty might work) and put some where it is easily visible on both sides
I know I always pass by the gummed seats anyways
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I sometimes feel that the administration of AB is unfair in accepting two questions as similar! I have a example( The two questions are totally different). See the link! Any one joining me in this protest?
I think they get so many to look at that they just skim over them and if they appear at all similar, they just go ahead and dupe it
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Why do men like looking at the boobs more than the genetalia?
Can't really see much of the vadge when they're clothed, even an outline. There's much more to look at on the bewbs and bewty
Now, if she's nekkid, I'll definitely be taking an equal peek down south
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What do you think about Salma Hayek breast feeding babies in Africa? Is that beautiful or is that wrong?
Well, it's obviously more for publicity or awareness since the price of the plane ticket alone could have fed more for longer
(I'm not going to guess at her motives one way or another, but either way, pretty effective)
Poor kids, I mean, once something like that happens, what else do you have to look forward to?
As for my direct answer, I would say neither. Functional would be...
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If you had to have the same name as a U.S. state, which one would it be? (this'll be tougher for the guys)
Okay, I'm officially adding my vote for California since I've lived all up and down it most of my life
And here is the tally (if you gave a favorite, I only tallied that one, but ties are all added). I will update as we go :)
1. DAKOTA - 22 (most didn't differentiate between north or south)
2. TEXAS - 19
3. GEORGIA – 18
4. CALIFORNIA – 17
5. MONTANA - 13
6....
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Can anyone think of a short name or a nickname for my daughter, Wednesday?
Woe (used more like Whoa, haha)
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Could you live without cats?
The world would suck without cheetahs
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What catchphrase would best fit you?
"Take it off! Atta girl!"
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Did anything bad happen to you on Friday 13th (yesterday)?
Being worked like a Dog of Flanders, but aside from that, nothing special
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Would you like to fall in love with an alien?
ummmm.....
F-it, I know she can turn into Natasha Henstridge so yeah, bring it on *Bom chika wow wow*
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If you saw someone being publicly harassed for being homosexual would you stand up for and or defend them?
I'd chime in anytime there are bullies
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What is half of a half of a cup?
http://www.metric-conversions.org/volume/
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If you had the power, would you ban pornography?
Absolutely. Not because of any moral objections, I'd just want to see if people would explode with nerd rage over the ban
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Can you Name a Song that refers to Stormy weathers...?
HAHAHAHAHA
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What would you say if I was gay
(...gay spotty... spotty gay...)
I see no joke, so I wouldn't say anything
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How fat do you need to be before your bullet proof?
Too fat, the trauma of being that fat would kill you before it would grow enough for the sheer mass to protect your vital organs from even hand guns. You are still susceptible to blood loss and infection from the bullet wound anyways
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What would you do if the man you love gave you herpes?
Well, if I loved men (something that I do not) I'd probably be like...
"What the fuck bro?! UNKIND!!!"
hahahaha (ever get the feeling you should have answered one less question before bedtime?)
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What did you have for breakfast?
I generally skip it cuz I usually wake up 10 minutes before work, and I use those to take a shower
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Have you ever started a fire?
Not like arson, but yeah, camp fires, bonfires, stove fires. We thought our (illegal, heehee) fireworks might have started a nice little blaze in our neighbor's shed on the 4th of July, but it turned out he left his BBQ in there without dousing the coals
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Is it possible for a child to be evil?
Sure, I've heard weirder names for kids
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WHY ARE ALL GUYS THE SAME?
Some dickhead Sith Lord decided he needed a clone army
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How far from the Woods do you live...?
There's the tip of a tract of em right in my back yard. Not sure if it connects anywhere with the woods that go up into the mountains, but close enough. Maybe separated by a road or two
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Which is the scariest time in your life?
When I was running down the side of a mountain in the dark because I thought I was being chased by a cougar that had already killed one person in the area. It was probably a deer or something, I'll never know for sure
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6 men dug 6 holes in 6 days how long does it take for one man to dig half a hole in a day
SATAN!!!
sorry, I just saw the numbers and got excited
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Have you seen watchmen yet? what did you think?
I thought it was very good. The graphic novel kinda confused me actually, but after seeing the movie, I'm gonna read it again and see if it makes more sense. I loved that John Winchester was the Comedian. Him and Rorschach were easily my favorite characters
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What's the Unhealthiest thing you've eaten today...?
raspberry yogurt (only thing I've eaten today so far)
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Do men get itchy tesicles from swimming
I don't recall any noticeable itchiness from swimming.
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What do you consume to have your caffeine fix?
Iced Tea
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What is NOT made in USA?
Impulse control
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What is your favorite song and why?
Right now? (it changes weekly)
Right now I'd have to say "End of the Line" by DevilDriver. They're always a good anger outlet
SOME... THINGS... ARE... BEST... JUST... LEFT... UN... SAID... END OF THE LINE!!!
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Whats the best way to attack creationists?
Slap them in the face with a glove and announce a duel. It's the only honorable way to attack anyone (Make sure your pimp hand is strong or they can block your shit and clown ya tho)
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Have you ever hooked up with a woman but then found out it was really a dude at one time?
Nope, thankfully I've always had the Admiral on my shoulder
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Is there a singer that you'd marry any day? (If they asked you of course.)
Leigh Nash. Something about her voice makes me want to do very naughty things to her mouth
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If you could sing, who would you like to sound like?
For the music I like, and would like to make, I'd love to have Chuck Billy's range (Testament)
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How many songs with the word "rain" in their title can you name?
"Raining Blood" Slayer
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Name something that ends in E
This question (which is actually more like a demand, shame on you)
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Name one thing in the ocean
okay?
Somewhere in the ocean there is a squid. It is now named Daniel
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What work can a painter never quite finish?
Street lines
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What do you say?
all kinds of shit
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DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE YELL QUESTIONS AT YOU??
NAW IT'S KIND OF FUN!!! CONFUSING, BUT FUN!!!
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What were you considered in high school (nerd,jock, etc.)
Definitely nerd, always aced all my tests. I was tall and skinny and awkward and my family was poor so I never had "cool" clothes
The universe hit me back tho, I am presently a badass
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I heard some women like being raped, do you?
There are a number of women who have rape fantasies, but in all likelihood, actually being raped would be just as traumatic for them as anyone else
I'm not going to be quickly convinced that there is any substantial percentage of true rape victims who enjoyed it
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A cat purr or a dog wag?
purr
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "paradise"?
A secret laboratory where I can grow a bunch of my own Milla Jovovichs
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Is there anything someone can do if they accidently unsubscribe to a comment (subscribe again)?
Comment again and you automatically re-subscribe (this is what I was told, never tried it myself)
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What are you listening to, at this very moment?
The movie "Pathfinder" is on TV right now,I guess I'm listening to that, but not really watching it
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Preserve all animals species
Make me
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What are you thoughts for those people who don't speak English in the United States?
My thoughts are in English too so they wouldn't understand those either
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What is the name of an animal and the sound it makes? (duck~quack quack)
Cheetah - "the sound of a million pounds of awesome hitting your ears all at once"
(actually they meow just like little cats)
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Question for atheists... Would you call atheism a belief or a lack of one?
Belief, cuz none of us KNOW
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What is a reason for why you had to pull off to the side of the road, right then?
I blew a tire once, sucked ass
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If u could come back as what u want like a man/women or even a animal what would it be?
Cheetah
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Who is your favorite athlete and why?
Our old Kings captain, Mattias Norstrom
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What do you need to wipe someone's tears?
A pimp hand
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What is the most ridiculous downrate you have ever gotten?
They're all ridiculous, who could do such a thing?
<-----I mean look at that face!
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Am i alone in thinking these were good? Serenity(film) Donnie Darko(film) Buffy series(all 7) Smallville(series)
Serenity - falcon loved it
Donnie Darko - not a fan
Buffy - ups and downs, was really good at times, was pretty bad at times
Smallville - stellar first few seasons, kind of weak beginning to the new season, but seems to be picking up, overall great show
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Where is a good place to identify shells online
http://www.seashells.org/seashells/seashellidentificationguide.htm
maybe?
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Do you have a small testicle then the other? if so you have hernia, Discuss,
5 points just for making me check, hahahaha
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If there were no restrictions, what would you invent that would be revolutionary?
Probably a lot of stuff to do with genetics, I'm a mad scientist at heart. Alas, I make do with just writing fictional stories about such things
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Have you ever seriously injured someone else? How did it happen?
No, thank goodness I'm pretty sure I never have. Been some close calls while driving that I'm sure would have ended up badly if luck hadn't been on my side
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What 5 letter or more words containing an R and T as 3rd and 4th letter can you think of?
BOOYAA!
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What is the most useless button on your keyboard?
I've pushed it countless times and I've never seen a dime, let alone four bucks
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When you hear or see 666 what do you think of?
If it's something I can buy, then... "must have"
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Why do girls get mad so fast?
They have a hemi anger engine, and get excellent traction on their rage-tires
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What is a POSITIVE/GOOD thing America is known for?
Dr. Laurie Marker
http://www.talentplus-green.com/speaker.php?name=drlauriemarker
(known to me anyways, and that's all that really matters, hahaha)
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What you think right now.
"...hungry...noodle?...space bar..."
you asked
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What do u do if ur best friend is a lesbo?
Well, I'm a dude so it wouldn't have all that much impact except some interesting conversation topics, and we can check chicks out together
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Haha this website is like kinda boring!!?
?
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In your opinion, What is the 3 most beautiful animals?
Cheetahs
Cheetah-faced barbarians
and Redheads
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Why would I want to be like you?
Probably wouldn't. I think being me only does me any good, cuz I am very good at it
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Do you Leave the Porch or Outside Light on at Night...?
Yeah, to feed my spiders
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Men,what do you think of American women in general? Do you believe they want too much equality in a relationship and it makes dating and marriage difficult? Would you just prefer a subservient woman with no opinions of her own, like a Stepford wife?
"Men, what do you think of American women in general?"
-I dig em
"Do you believe they want too much equality in a relationship and it makes dating and marriage difficult?"
-How can you want too much 'equality' in a 'relationship'? I think it's not a relationship if there isn't equality, more like a dictatorship, and therein stems any...
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What food you will never eat?
Food that is destined to be eaten by someone else
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Could anyone explain laws regarding Sexual Harrassment in the work place to me or recommend a "Sexual Harrassment for Dummies" Guide?
delivered
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What name do you give to a pet octopus?
Doc
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Name 2 people that would have been a better president then Obama?
I liked Ron Paul, I like no one else, including Obama
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If you were offered 1 billion dollars to give oral to a person of the same sex, would you do it?
Jesus, for a billion, I'd be so frickin happy I'd probably enjoy it
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What could you do to mess with someone's mind in a public restroom?
Go into a stall, and if you have a pen, tap it on the top of the TP dispenser, then scrape, then make snorting noises
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Men: If you were on a bus full of gay men would you get off?
Ladies: If you were on a bus full of gay women would you get off?
Yes... wait, no! wait... SHIT
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Why do Americans think Taco Bell is real Mexican food?
When me or any of my friends talking about going out for Mexican, we never think of Taco Bell
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What is this facination with big breasts? Why are men facinated by them, God put them their to feed the babies..What the hell is the hype about?
...boobs...
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What kind of Easter Egg would you like?
The ones that have these kinds of chicks inside
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How can you get "duplicate" questions unmerged if they really aren't the same question?
I've tried a few times, hasn't worked so far
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Why would you want to drink someone's blood and eat their flesh?
How many people can say they've eaten a god?... oh yeah
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If there was one key on the keyboard that you simple could not do without, which would it be?
"."
There's no going to websites without it
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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Show me heaven" ? :)
:)
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If you were a character in naruto who would you think is the hottest, male/female. me either hinata or naruto doing sexy-no-jutsu, lol.
I like Hinata
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Why you are so serious?
You sound like Italian Joker or something haha
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Do you like your neighbors?
Sex offender
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Hurry, can you say a funny word? One word.
funny
(or "boner" usually works)
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Name something a woman would never say?
"Nah, I don't need any more shoes."
"You can leave the toilet seat up if you want."
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If you could make up your very own jutsu what would it be?
Summon Scarlett Johansson Jutsu!
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Was anyone els dissapointed at the ending of the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull?
Yes. I actually thought it was an okay flick up until the end, which sucked
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Why do men like younger women?
There's only three kinds of women I like; older women, younger women, and women my age
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I love Jesus Christ but don’t like the Christianity, is that a problem?
werd
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Dont you think they ought to remake the Spawn movie and go by the comic book?
Absolutely, every evil, twisted little bit of it
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Why do you think anime and manga are genres almost frowned upon in America?
Because near-sighted "popular" people decide what's "geeky" or not. Screw them, I don't frown upon it, and that's all anyone should be worried about. Bring on the Naruto!
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If you had a pet donkey what would you name it?
Punch. Then I could say "This is my Donkey Punch"
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How many marbles do you have left?
Shit. I think I've actually lost them all
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If you found a guy and he was 3 inches tall, what would you do?
I found a little guy in my pants that was 3 inches tall, I told him "Don't worry little fella, some day, you'll grow up to be bigger than all the other little guys."
...and he did. The end
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WTF are you doing in there?
...making rice?... *tremble*
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To whom does the harvest belong, to the one who sows or the one who reaps?
Split it fiddy-fiddy
If only one is allowed to claim it however, and the other is just screwed, then I would say the Sowers. I give the following reasoning, flawed though it may be...
In the beginning there was nothing.
Along came the Sowers, and lo, there was something to harvest, which then created the need for Reapers.
Reapers are pointless if there are no Sowers. One could...
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How come women who have smaller sized breast and/or no droop/hang wear bras when they do not need to?
It's that "MUST BUY STUFF" gene
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What does Buddhism say about same-sex relations?
Bubba is all about it... oh you said BUDDHA
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Can anybody spell MISSISSIPPI with one i?
MiSSISSIPPI
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What could be a name for a group of prostitutes (like a herd of cattle, flock of birds, school of fish, etc.)?
I think they use "ring" sometimes, but I'd like to see them called "a LOT of prostitutes" hahahaha, j/k
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What is a song that has the word "time" in its lyrics or title?
Hed(pe) "Killing Time"
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Can you get a hangover even if you didnt drink nothing the day before?
Sometimes you can have a "sleep hangover" if you sleep too long, complete with dizziness and headache, especially if you're not sleeping right as a result of apnea or other problems. Happens to me when it's too hot for some reason
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Did you see 'This Film Is Not Yet Rated'?
What did you think about all the interesting discoveries made by them while shooting the movie?
That movie was a crack up, especially when they showed the list of all the people after they beefed up security hahaha
I really didn't know how lame the ratings board was. Definite eye opener
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Where and how did the "deeznuts" meme originate?
As far as I can tell, from a Dr. Dre song with the same name on the album "The Chronic" 1992
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/sounds/mp3s/dre_deezNuts_lyrics.txt
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What are the resultant products when yeast breaks down glucose?
If you're talking about fermentation, it's alcohol, water, carbon dioxide and energy that it uses to grow(reproduce)
otherwise, if oxygen is present, it's water, carbon dioxide and energy
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I have a PS3 and i play on it for hours, because i enjoy it alot. After i have finished playing on it the console is very hot. I was thinkin about buying one but in nt sure.
My buddy just got me one of those little laptop cooler deals that a laptop sits on that has fans and helps airflow, I bet that would work on a console set up too
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In one word, how would you describe god?
Not
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If you had nude pictures and videos of your s/o, would you get rid of them if you broke up?
Nope, I still got em!
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What are the top 10 selling music singles of all-time in the United States?
1. Elton John "Candle in the Wind" $11 mil+
2. USA for Africa "We Are the World" $8 mil+
3. Elvis Presley "Hound Dog" $4 mil+
4. The Beatles "Hey Jude" $4 mil+
5. Queen "Another One Bites the Dust" $4 mil+
6. Bryan Adams "(Everything I do) I Do It For You" $4 mil+
7. Whitney Houston "I Will Always Love You" $4 mil+
8....
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If you bumped into your ex right now, what would you say to them? Would you let them speak first or would you?
"Hey... wanna do it?"
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Why do people not answer my questions? :-(
That eyeball FREAKS ME OUT
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Due to the theory we originated from africa, does this prove blacks are behind others in evolution, (within this question no racism is implied)
Why? Because they're still there?
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I asked my ex if she still likes me, she said "I sorta still do, but i don't know." What does she mean?
That's that BS they say when they mean "You're okay for now, but I'm looking for something better."
Put the kibosh on that shit right NAO and save yourself some grief
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I am..bigger, and i dont think any guy has liked me, why do guys usually only look at girls bodies, not their personality?
Because for a lot of us, that's what we're initially attracted to. I do like a nice body, but I've dated the spectrum, and in every case, if she doesn't have the personality to go with it, then it usually doesn't go farther than looking for me. It's just nature, personally I prefer Redheads. If that were the case for all guys then that wouldn't seem fair...
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<What would you want to "evolve" into>?
A cheetah-faced barbarian
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What is a word containing at least 6 letters that has 2~E's in it? One is provided in this question. Do you spot it?
I spotted it
and... sexiness
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What is the single best exercise you can do?
Funnest = sex
Most effective = hockey
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Name one thing that is in your living room.
Name one thing?
Okay um... my couch! I shall call it Denise
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Who else thinks all crop circles are fake?
Oh they're real. They may not be made by aliens, but they're real
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Actress Poll: Sandra Bullock or Naomi Watts...
Definitely Naomi. Been in love with her since "The Ring"
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I watched Gremlins last night, a true 80's classic! What other 80's movies do you love?
Big Trouble in Little China
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What would you do if you saw someone traffiicing drugs in your neighbourhood?
Not sure exactly, but I know it would involve a paintball gun
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What six letter words have the structure CVCVCV (i.e consonant vowel,consonant vowel,consonant vowel,consonant vowel)
VA-GI-NA
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I wanna learn how to bend metal with my mind (spoons, forks, etc...). any easy steps to doing this?
Yes, and anyone can do it!
Here's what you do, hold the spoon or fork in your hand (doesn't matter which) then, using your mind, make your other hand reach up and bend it. Works, trust me
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Can you define your art without putting yourself " in a box"?
"Child on Crack" would be the best way to describe my style
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What are some bands that have the sound as Slipknot? like that heavy angry type of stuff?
If you don't mind straying from Nu,
Machine Head and Devildriver and pretty good with the angry stuff
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Could anyone recommend a song with both french and english lyrics (In the same song, not a translated version) similar to "Amour à la française" by Fatal Picards?
Supreme NTM "Police"
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Would anyone else like to have a theme tune that played when you entered a room? If so, which tune would best suit you?
I want this to be the theme song of my life
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What do you think? How many times does a woman have to get punched in the face before she earns the right to kill her husband without having to go to jail?
Honestly, if she's still around after the first one, the next one should have been no big surprise, so I don't think she's earned anything, just allowed herself to be pushed to a much more manly place of violence. That said, I lose no sleep at night when I hear some chick puncher got a hot lead money shot, every hit is like a kick in the sack to his personal karma
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I can't concentrate because I keep thinking about romance and sex. What should I do?
Concentrate ON romance and sex, then, once you get your concentration back, you might be able to use it on something else
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Can a woman with one breast work part-time at Hooters?
No, she has to go work at "Hooter"
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I know this might sound weird, but has there been one band/artist where you just hate all of their songs, and can't stand their music? For me it's the Hoosiers.
I get a lot of shit for this, but I don't like pre-Brian Johnson AC/DC. Bon Scott just does nothing for me. I do however, like Bon Scott era songs sung by Brian Johnson
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
Rage. Whatever happens would be out of my control
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Wow, how do you feel about this video? Shocked? Gorssed out? Kind of cool and wierd to watch to me :)
That's insane. He could keep his wallet and keys in there
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What would the world be like without the internet?
It would be a darker place (more tan people)
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Who was worse, nixon or "W"?
W
Nixon had the decency to resign
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What is bigger pond or river?
River>Pond
5>4
(letters)
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Have you ever been jumped by more than one person?
Yeah, few times
Once at a river me and four buddies were surrounded by about a dozen losers. My littlest buddy Don clocked one of them with a plastic oar hahahahaha (yes, it was as awesome as it sounds)
Halloween, me and same four buddies got egged, we chased them down only to discover they had more people than we thought, somewhere in the twenties, though only about eight of them fought....
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What would you do if you found a bag of weed?
Lace it with exploding snaps, then leave it near the stoner hang out
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Did you let your virginity go too easy?
No, I gave it a nice firm push
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Is it the points or the friendships that keep you here on AB?
It's the witty banter. Keeps my wit-muscle out of atrophy
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How do you feel about disciplining your children? Do you think that children are worse now since spanking is frowned upon?
I never do it (their parents would kill me)
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Is it possible for The Matrix to be real?
My doubt is greater than my inability to properly express the remoteness of the possibility... but yes
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?
In the Name of the King was pretty damn dumb, but it was Uwe Boll, so that was expected
I got fully blind sided by the supreme suckage of The Good Shepherd. Looking at the cast I would have thought it was going to be much better than the snooze-a-thon it turned out to be. Name of the King was the suckier movie, but high expectations and suck delivery is almost worse in my book
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Would you give your right arm to be able to play guitar like Hendrix?
What I wanna know is what weird god of transactions has the "Power of Hendrix" but would rather have my right arm?
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What 7 letter word can you make with these letters ( N.A.T.S.L.E.P)
Planets
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Do you think Canada should bring back the death penalty?
Just ship em to the US, we'll kill em fer ya
(P.S. my answer is yes)
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Would you Duel if it was legal again?
Hell yes!
If it was legal I probably would have been in a few already (assuming I'd win the early ones of course)
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What are the benefits of drinking green tea?
Quench yo thurst
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If you could be an animal what would you be?
CHEETAH!!!
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A zombie is about to put the bite on you where will you take it?
If I have an axe or machete and I was just caught off guard, then let em take a chunk out of the weaker hand, then quickly chop off the hand so as not become zombified.
If I have no quick chop weapon, then might as well just let em have the jugular and make it quick.
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Do you get upset if your AB friends flirt with someone else?
Nah, so long as I get all the Redheads
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The Lion wanted courage, the Tin Man wanted a heart, the Scarecrow wanted a brain, & Dorothy just wanted to go home. If this group found you while they were "off to see the Wizard", what creature of Oz would you be & what would you want?
Chezter the Barbarian wants a Redhead
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What is your favorite type of jutsu in Naruto?
Harem no jutsu
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Some people feel that this video is cruel, some think it is funny. What do you think?
You can tell from the cat's ears that he/she's totally cool with it
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What's the difference between Aardvarks and Anteaters?
When you find out, be sure to remember it, they tend to get snippy
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Zombies eat brains, Vegans eat vegetables, Carnivores eat meat. What do you eat?
Not gonna go there (but I almost did)
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What is the most important gift you can give to your husband, trust or virginity?
There are extremes which might be an exception, but all things being reasonable, I would rather have a trusting veteran than an untrusting virgin
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What do you think is wrong with the world?
humans
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Some ABers have very long names. If you are one of those ABers is there a shohrtened version we can use? Thanks it will help my typing fingers. :-)
Chezter, or Chez, I don't expect anyone to tell me I Save the Redheads every time they address me ;)
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Would it be effective to commit suicide on the lap of abraham lincolns statue at the lincoln memorial
You wouldn't live to see the attention
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What is a place name that ends with "SPRINGS?" (I was thinking of Cities or Towns but if you find something else....go for it)
Palm Springs in Riverside County, CA
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What 'pet names' do you have for your pet?
His name's Madmartigan, so the nicknames for him are stuff like Madmartigangster, Madmartigoober, Madmartigeek, and usually just get shortened to gangster, goober and geek
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Can a fish drown?
If drowning is suffocation from inadequate oxygen intake due to there not being any in water(liquid), then yes, fish can drown. Just takes them longer since they have gills that can pull oxygen out of water, once the oxygen is depleted or insufficient, they suffocate
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I'm making a playlist of depressing music. Any suggestions?
"Nutshell" Alice in Chains
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Name something that throbs?
My desire for Olga Kurylenko
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I get depressed on valentines how 'bout you?
Not depressed. The "bennies" part of freinds-w-bennies usually happens on V-tines day :D
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What is the nearest thing to you that is black?
My jacket, my mouse, and my chair, all of which I am touching presently
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When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?
Fighter pilot, gave it a shot, but hyperactive heartbeat crapped me out
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Do you use the word fat or overweight?
"You chunky"
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How common is Rape in Prison...?
I live near Pelican Bay and know a couple CO's, they say the bootysex is substantial. Hard to say how much of it is consensual or actual rape though as there are few snitches for fear of further consequences
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What situations make you swear the most?
Unfortunate situations where something uninvited impacts my groin
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What was your stupidest way someone's broken up with you?
Just breaking up with me is stupid, doesn't matter how ;)
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What is gorgeous to you?
Emilie Dequenne has some gorgeous on her (and she's French)
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How do you prove that the number 0 exists?
Try to divide by it...
OH SHI-!
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Whats
better word then good
Grrrreat!
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What is your favorite burger topping?
French fries (yes, I realize you said topping :)
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What does one say when an athiest sneezes?
"Did you get any on ya?"
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Which will come first to the United States: (1) an atheist president, or (2) a gay president?
I bet both have secretly already been in office ;)
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Is not America a mother fucher that invaded Iraq and caused many problems to Iraqis?
sooooooo... who's the mother in question?
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I saw my friend's boyfriend hit her and broke her nose..then I jumped in and beat the boyfriend up.. was I wrong for this?
ooouuuuuutttttSTANDING!
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Pssssssst. Real quick. What do you all think of crotchwood?
It happens...
...huh?
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On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like New Zealand?
10, hot Kiwi chicks are from there
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Why do rabbits twitch their noses?
They're trying their darndest to be as cute as possible so no one will eat them
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What makes you believe that there is a God?
I don't, but she's a pretty good argument for
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I have not yet found a scary movie that lifts me off my seat. Does anyone know some good ones that actually will?
Event Horizon is the last movie that gave me a nightmare and kinda creeped me out in the theater. Because it's a space horror, you might need a projector or a big screen TV to get the proper effect. Surround helps as well
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What do men really want for Valentine's day?
The hot french girl from Brotherhood of the Wolf
(you can add this as another vote for sex)
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Would you tell someone "I'm thinking of you" while sitting next to him/her?
That's kinda creepy... I'm gonna do it
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What do you put in your hair?
Mach 3 razor
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Is there something you love doing but it has a bad effect on you? (ie - sailing...but you get seasick)
I love avocado in salads and sandwiches but they make my mouth itch like crazy
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OBAMA the story so far... Are you happy with your new president? Is he doing good? or it still to soon to tell?
Bush had 8 years to screw things up. I'm not overly optimistic or anything, but I'd give Obama a little while longer to do his thang
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Is there any point in bravery if it gets you killed?
Yes, that's "killer bravery" and it's the shit
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Are you a boy ar girl?
There are no women on the internets
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Would you rather be buried or cremated?
I think my old answer applies here as well...
"If I die erect, I want my unit bronzed and used as a masthead for a model replica pirate ship.
As for my other bones, I want them sharpened and given to a very aggressive African tribe to use as arrowheads to kill Cheetah poachers."
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/712498
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If you drink when your 12 does that make you a slut?
It sure can help you on your way to becoming a slut
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What has to happen in America to get pot legal?
As soon as it becomes taxable, it will become legal
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Wouldn't it be cool if there were FIVE seasons?
Yes, it would be Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, and Mating
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Did your thoughts and attitude change towards black people after watching the TV series "Roots"? If so, in what way?
I thought the dood had nuts, if it were me, it would have gone down like so...
"You're name is George."
"Nuh uh, it's Chezt-" *THWAK!!!* "YEOWCH! Yeah you're right, it's George."
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Do you thank "God" or like the atheist.. thank the "Odds"?
I have never actually said "odds" but that probably is what I mean when I say "thank god"
Likewise when I say "for pete's sake" I'm not actually saying anything for the sake of some dood named pete out there, it's just something to say that I'm used to because it was said around me
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What was the most delicious sandwich that you have ever eaten?
Hot turkey cranberry and cream cheese sandwich, only one chef I know can make it perfect
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I'm going to have a bath, will you miss me?
Probably not. If you're in a tub, how hard could it be to hit you with something?
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Are you looking forward to the 2nd Transformers movie, Revenge of the Fallen, scheduled to be released in June 2009?
Bay is a dick, but I'll watch his abomination of my Transformers cuz the effects are badass. I'll just pretend it has absolutely nothing to do with the cartoon
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Would you have intimate relations with a person over 100 years old for 1 million dollars?
probably a 100 grand
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How do you pronounce either: as 'eyether' or as 'eether'? You can simply say the first or the second pronunciation.
You know what, I think both
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Do you feel like you're being punished for other people's poor decisions?
Nope, in my personal hell, I am the only asshole, the singular brown eye, the only individual with whom to blame the shit
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Why are the "would you like to join me in congratulating so and so" questions not considered nonsense?
Got me
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Do you ask/answer questions in the Adult category? Why or why not?
I've perused before, but I feel like a babe in the naughty sex woods, can't hang for long
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What's the worse thing you can say to an extremely tall person?
"I'm gonna punch you in the junk and you're not gonna be able to get down here in time to stop me!"
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Why do people choose to be nudists?
Some people just like to get their dingaling-a-swing on
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Can you name something that gets smaller every time you use it?
Wallet!
(didn't think I was going to be able to find a clever answer for this one)
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I went to my first concert last night and saw All Time Low. what band did you see at your first concert? how old were you?
I think I was like 19, it was Pantera, with Sepultura and Prong opening, remains the concert I judge all others by
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Is there a way to lessen one' attachment towards another person?
eavesdrop on them taking a dump
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How can doctors prevent mutual attraction during physical examinations
Stutter
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What would be a great response when someone asks why you're not married yet?
Why do that? I got a good 20-30 years left in me!
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What is statue of limitations on prescription fraud in Virginia?
Since you already got the right answer, I'll give the smartass one :D
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What is your personal super-theory of super-everything?
It's all about fun. There is no other point
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Those nasty little candies in pez dispensers, what can be done with them; asides from eating them or throwing them at stray cats in my yard?
I used to bury M-80's in a pile of them and blow up my toys. All the Pez candies acted like shrapnel
(Unrelated, the other Q was rejected before I could get back to you. No I never pretended to be Hawaiian to get redheads, why, do they dig islanders?)
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Why isnt pear juice popular like apple juice or orange juice?
Cheetahs don't dig on pear juice cuz it's not a gazelle
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Are atheists and very religious people at either end of the spectrum of faith and do they have the same closed minded attitude?
I suppose those who are religious probably think I'm close minded. I like to think I'm open minded to reason, but my perception of reason doesn't include much room for religious arguments because I don't (usually) find them reasonable. Therefore, my open mindedness is purely a matter of opinion based on the eye of the beholder. I'm sure it's the same for the...
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If you were about to be executed, what would your last words be before they flipped the switch?
Croatoan
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How do you deal with sarcastic people?
We usually hang out
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What former ABer do you miss the most?
Lampchop, first to welcome me
MagentaStudios, always fun to read answers
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If God doesn't exsist then why not commit suicide?
because I'd rather be alive than dead?
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Who is the most Attractive woman you know?
That I know personally?
My friend Nichole, one of the coolest too
(I'm glad I'm not dating anyone right now so I can be honest, haha)
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What's the best experience you ever had in your life in Hawaii?
I don't remember too much, I was very young. But I do remember having some really yummy pig from a luau(sp?)
It made me herk cuz it was too rich, but it was still yummy
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What do you think about an AB convention? A meeting place once a year for any AB'ers interested in meeting in person.
haha, yeah, everyone should wear a shirt with their avatar on it
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Mix the rum with _________?
a rusty cutlass
(unless of course, we're not on a pirate ship)
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What is the difference between 'right' and 'good'?
I've always liked to think of it like this...
Right defines a FACT (there is a right answer to 2+2)
Good defines an OPINION (someone is good at math)
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How come some people on here ask no questions? Is it because they have all the answers?
Few reasons,
first, most of the stuff I'm curious about I can research pretty easily
second, I like to keep the number of Q's low so that it's not a chore to comment on all the answers
third, I'm here for the conversation, and I can pretty much get my fix by answering other people's Q's and save myself the hassle of trying to figure out an original one that...
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When the coach tells you no pop do you follow the rules?
The sodas for me are few and far between nowadays so it wouldn't be a big sacrifice
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What is the best way to end world hunger?
end world overpopulation
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HOw come when i go home i need to pee at the door while searching for my keys?
Common phenomenon I think, happens to me almost every day anyways
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Have you ever said anything racist?
In jest, and only around friends I know won't take me seriously and aren't skiddish about giving it back in kind anyhow. I never make those kinds of remarks in anger
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What is the most random object around you?
half a back scratcher
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Why do people think Kim Kardashian is so hot? Her butt looks freakish...
Does nothing for me
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What's your favorite racial slur? If you respond with "none" or any variation of "none" I will have to assume you're lying.
Beaner
"Favorite" is misleading however. I don't like racial slurs in general conversation, and I never use them to be harmful. Sometimes in the right environment they can be humorous, particularly if a diverse group of friends is going around ribbing each other. However, I would say I dislike beaner the least of the common ones
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Does your dog tolerate cats?
My cat is a dog (he thinks he is anyways)
Disregard second part of video; unrelated
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When I get an erection my penis becomes (even) smaller. Does anyone else suffer from 'shrinkage' in this way? Is it common?
I guess that would be called a DE-rection?
Thankfully no, my erections are outstanding
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Have you ever meant to pass gas, but pooped instead?
Never trust a fart too far from a bathroom
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Why does Jesus refer to all who are not Jews as dogs in the new testament?
Because dogs, while able to function in society and make lasting friendships with followers of every religion, do not understand the concept of religion, and they don't suffer rules except the rules of nature unless forced to. I'll take doghood any day
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Do you find it annoying that at any given time the top 10 answers are level congrats? seems like point farming to me.
I rather find level congrats kinda silly, then again, ME calling something silly?
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What is ONE menu item found at McDonalds?
side salad (probably the only thing we should be eating there)
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Would it be safe to say that in N. America onions are our most used vegetable? At least when I am cooking, onions usually seem to be involved in the preparation somewhere..Or can you think of another vegetable that is used more?
I think onions are probably the most used while fresh, the only one I can think of that might challenge is olives? (oil)
Edit: Disregard that, never thought of the olive as a fruit, ick
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Will you please donate money to me
You're story needs to be pretty sad to convince me that you deserve my money more than me
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What songs do you listen to when you are depressed or down?
Anything heavy. Metal is my cure-all for foul moods of pretty much any kind. Currently diggin on Devil Driver
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What would happen if my cat gives birth while im at work
Then you will be unaware of it until you get home
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How far away from a cut onion do you have to be before your eyes start watering?
I don't breath through my nose when cutting onions so they don't water, but I would say their effective range is in the 2'- 3' area maybe? (for me anyways)
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From the answers that you receive sometimes are you sorry that you ever participated in a particular question?
I try to comment on every answer I receive if I posted a question. And some have the exact same answers so many times that it gets rough trying to think up original things to say (I don't like cookie cutter commenting). Unfortunately that usually means that I have to resort to completely confusing new answerers with off the wall comments
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How far from your Home do you Park your Car...?
Right outside my doorstep and fawking LOVING it. After living in LA for a year, I was surprised at the number of little things I took for granted in the small town (doesn't make up for the fact that this small town still sucks the heat out of a whale's ass, but... enjoy the little things while ya can)
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What should you do if life hands you lemons?
Throw them at cars
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What would you do if you were in a public toilet and there was no tissue?
Socks, then throw away the socks
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Have you ever been in the presence of someone dying?
Grandfather
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Have you ever wondered how 2 million blacks can enter and exit Washington DC in one day when 200,000 of them couldn't exit New Orleans with 4 days advanced notice.
obvious troll is obvious
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How do we sabotage Firebrand's quest to 100?
Give her as many points as possible
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Why do kids tattle-tell so much? This is one of the reasons why I personally dislike children.
HAHAHAHA! Just that you felt the need to inform us that this is one of the reasons deserves points, thanks for the giggle yo
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Why do men drop things when they see a beautiful girl?
I think men have a brief instinctual urge to grab their johnsons when something like that happens. This instinct comes with the preprogrammed knowledge that our johnsons and whatever it is that we're currently holding will not be able to occupy the same space at the same time, therefore, as evolution has favored those who protect their johnsons from harm, the priority will always default...
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Are you a fagget?
Actually, nothing is a fagget
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What is another name for "run?"
Joseph Simmons
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What is the best internet security software other than norton
Anything, I hate Norton. Been using AVG for some time and they're pretty good
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If you are not having a good day! do you take it out on others or what's the best way to handle this problem?
I bottle it up, then when I get home, punch up the stereo to 10 on a Devil Driver track and bounce around my house like a retard with a crack habit
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Why are there so many people on this website that cut to the quick when you show an ounce of human emotions for someone that has either lost a loved one or whom is going through a emotional problem?
Cut to the quick? (do you think we should be slow about it?)
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What was man thinking when they created God?
I think it is arrogance to assume that such a glorious creation as Spaghetti could have been the product of even the finest human intelligence, nay, though I no doubt believe that it was the hand of man that crafted the noodle and shaped the meatball, it was from on high that it became the divine union
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Do you like eating cold fruit? I hate it.
I'm not a fan
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Can you run while pregnant?
I can run while you're pregnant
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Does anyone follow the ABC TV Series "Lost"? (I know its hard to follow) If you can tell me what is the point of the Island.
Oh... god... what... HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!
(who forgot to press the button?!)
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In the time of chimpanzees, were you a monkey?
We are in the time of chimpanzees, and no I am not a monkey (LAVA LANES!!!)
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HOW IS OSAMA RELATED TO OBAMA? someone told their close realated, i dont belive them..DO YOU?
Nah, but I think there might be a relation between Osama and the last one we had
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Does anyone follow the ABC TV Series "Lost"? (I know its hard to follow) If you can tell me what is the point of the Island.
To show off some radical hotness
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Regarding sexual orientation, on a scale of 1 to 10, where do you fall? (1 being completely gay, 10 completely straight)
9
Please note that I'm docking one point for non-sexual issues though! Observe...
I like cats more than dogs, and I have a stuffed cheetah collection of which I have named approximately half
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Have you ever downrated a question so that your answer would be #1?
I'll assume you mean downrating other answers so that yours will be #1, and no, thats full of geigh
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What three words describe your "style"?
Red, black, comfy
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What is the meaning of Bilbo's speech saying "I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less then half as well as you deserve"? I don't get it?
Here's the actual quote...
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Simpler...
I know less than 50% of you half as well as I would like to know you, and I like less than 50% of you half as well as you deserve to be liked.
My opinion: Basically he's saying that of the group of hobbits...
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Where is the Methane on Mars coming from? (this is baffling scientists....)
Farts and burping of underground Martian cows
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The next time you open your fridge, what is the first thing you see?
space
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Anyone know a place called Stirling?
I saw it in Braveheart
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What's something you commonly dream about?
I jot a lot of mine down, and there is no rhyme or reason to any of them. Bears have occurred in a couple of them though. Either I AM one or one is chasing me
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Whats the craziest thing you have ever eaten for breakfast? mine is probably corn pops with mountain dew in place of milk. that or pepsi and sardines.
I don't go too crazy with breakfast, so I'd have to say those goofy little egg-in-toast thingies V made in "V for Vendetta"
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Describe your teddy bear.
He's a teddy cheetah. His name is Enchilada
(P.S. this was taken when my cheetah collection was tiny, it has grown a lot since)
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Would you mind if the letters you wrote to your ex were read by their new Significant Other?
HAHA, yeah that would be awesome!
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Have you ever asked a question on Answerbag drunk?
If I did. I don't remember it
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If someone had cheated on you, would you get rid of them right away no questions asked?
Yup, as long as I knew it for sure.
<Umpire mode> OUTTA THERE!!! </Umpire mode>
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Do you kiss on the first date?
Kiss where? Hey, if she'll let me go downtown on the first date I'll oblige :)
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Are you more scared of getting old, or dying?
Getting old. I really don't want to hobble, or go to the doctor every other day to patch up the breaking parts. I hope some spectacular fatal adventure finds me somewhere in my mid-fifties
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Is it possible to stop ur friend from lying?
Nope. Once they go pathological, it takes therapy to fix, and I'm not footin that bill
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
"Bet you can't hit me with a quarter"
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If you could win the favor of any greek god, who would it be?
Aphrodite. I can only imagine what kind of naughty stuff she does with those she favors
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Why will people you you points on your questions but not answer them?
If you think it's a good question, but you don't know the answer, or don't know how to answer, points bump up the question in the categories, or if it's still unanswered, it moves them up in the unanswered section so they are more visible, that way, the good questions are more likely to get answered
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Aren't you proud to have a President who knows how to fist?
SWEET! Dirty Ol' Bama, maybe I can get to like this prez
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If Jesus returned to the earth today, what do you think he would say to us?
"HAHAHAHA!!! SLAM! Told you mutha f***az! Jesus in da heezis!"
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What TV commercial annoys you the most?
It's been so long since I've seen commercials! That truly makes me happy that I can't think of any. The closest thing I can think of that bugs me is the FBI piracy warning at the beginning of each DVD
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I have a white cropped jacket, but I don't know what to wear with it- Help!
Nothing. Go bottomless, you'll be a big hit!
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Can you name an athlete who blew his career at it's height, and what did they do to ruin it?
Mike Tyson, never really seemed to recover after his shady looking loss to Buster Douglas, then another nail in his coffin when he was convicted of rape
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Why when you ask a question,that scripture says is sin and is an abomination in Gods eyes,the atheist jump on it like wolves?
Woof!
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Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
I can dig on a hot tub session, but I never take baths, strictly showers for me
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With the divorce rates now being at 60 percent, do you still want to get married if you're single?
I reserve the right to change my mind if and when the right gal shows up, but so far, I've not wavered from a resounding NO
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What is the best tasting/safest drinking water?? Evian?
I like Smartwater
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Why do atheists get so upset with threats of eternal damnation if hell is non-existent....is it the audacity of the idiot who threatens you or their ignorance that is more upsetting?
The only time I remember being pissed off is when I was still undecided
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What's something that always kills your happiness?
Traps
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Midget giraffes - do they exist?
The Okapi, but they almost look more like half zebra, half short-necked giraffe
http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/jenkanz/spain_2006/1159542240/n2720444_31966454_2696.jpg/tpod.html
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What is a best way to propose a girl where she doesn't know about you?
Easy, I propose Amber Heard
I'll assume there is a second, and... discussion?
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What is the definition of sexual harrasment?
What you fantasize hottie co-workers do in your mind, but never happens in reality
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Age is just a state of mind. Do you agree or disagree? Why?
Disagree. I think certain things can influence how well you have aged, state of mind being one of them, along with health, genes, lifestyle etc...
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Why do you think gun sales have sky rocketed after Obama won the election?
Since gas has gone down, people have had more money
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Who were the other angels cast from Heaven with SATAN?
Criss, a douchebag, who currently cons people with magic tricks
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Will the person who came up with the slogan "Thank heaven for 7-11" burn in hell for blasphemy?
only in the minds of d-bags
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COULD ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH THE AVATAR OF A LADY USER IN AB?
I'm sure it happens among the odd. But you know those odd, with us...I mean them, anything is possible
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There are TONS of Nursery Rhymes, What is the name of one you know?
:)
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Okay, I just learned that although it's against the rules to call names on AB, that some seem to be okay, I'm curious, where the line is drawn, do you know?
And exactly how do they know when I call out a name? I call BS on that rule
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Complete this sentence: Miss Deighton looks oh so ___________ in her dress and boots.
capitalist
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What's the best thing you have ever eaten that was prepared on a BBQ?
Joe's Juicy Fajitas (pronounced fudge-eye-tuhs)
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "ROAD TRIP?"
Hockey! The only time you can see a lot of girls wearing hockey jerseys (slight fetish of mine), beer, get to yell at fans of other teams to their faces, then either fight or share a laugh, hotel party if our boys win, pout-heavy ride home with our faces full of crow if they lose. Always fun
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Which is your preferred place to sit on the bus? Why that seat?
Long trip, bus has restroom - middle (only have to deal with people moving past you half the time, far enough away that stink blasts don't hit you from the toilet)
Long trip, bus does not have restroom - as far back as I can (less chance of someone bumping into you when getting on or off the bus with all their bags swinging around, because people are quite oblivious)
Short trip -...
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Why are baby animals so darn cute?
So that we'll want to save them from extinction. Case in point, baby cheetahs; guaranteed to turn even the manliest man temporarily geigh with an uncontrollable urge to pick it up and cuddle it and make baby noises
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Which is better STARWARS or LORD OF THE RINGS?
Here is my rating of the movies per amount of satisfaction... (note that I was more easily impressed when I was a kid)
To date, few movies have impressed me as much as Jedi did at the time (I do think there have been better movies made, but it came out at the right time for me)
and few have disappointed me more than I,II, and III
Return of the Jedi (A+)
Return of the King (A+)
The Two...
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What movie have you seen more times than any other?
I think it's "Big Trouble in Little China"
"Lightning" remains the coolest character ever in all of history... ever
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Has a miracle ever happened to you?
No, thank goodness I have no little miracles running around. I've seen enough of other people's miracles to not want my own
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Do you still have at least one friend close to you today that is from your early childhood?
Junior high is about the earliest I still have a friend from, I moved around too much before then
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What kind of Native Americans live near you?
Yuroks, f*** em. Okay, I like a couple, but for the most part, they're assholes
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Before the election last year,have any of you ever even heard of Obama?
Only in the skittering language of the Jawas
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Why do some people on AB ask a question, you answer and they never reply, even when they give you points?
They're trying to win
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Will somebody marry me?
If you're a redhead with an Australian accent then yes, otherwise we'd have to get to know each other
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Sweet and sour chicken or General Tso's chicken?
S&S Chicken. There's a place in town that makes it just how I like it
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Would you get engaged at 14 please tell me the answer?
No, I'm over 30 so it's is now impossible
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Have you ever ran out of gas when you really needed to be somewhere?
Been lucky
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Microwave cook time 666 is that funny or what?
Sure sign that the food is going into the "pit"
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Who over the age of 21 did not drink on New Years Eve? tell me why or why not. (Happy New Year AB)
Because I didn't feel like it and you can't make me
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Do you have motor vehicle insurance?
I sure do
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What is the name of any bean?
Juan Valdez
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What are your favorite words for the male and female genitalia?
Male - anything, in a German accent
Female - Vaheena
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What would you do/say if someone said your children were ugly?
Not mine
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Would you get upset if your s/o found someone else sexy?
My ego is not so grand that I would think I am the most sexy person on the face of the planet. There's like 3 or 4 other guys hotter than me
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Is there anyone you are trying to impress?
Publishers, Dr. Laurie Marker, Redheads, Hot Dog Vendors
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How old were you in 1970's?
In 1975 I was 0
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My girlfriend just started her period. What do I do?
Uh... you better let her handle it dood. If you do decide that you must help, you should definitely ask her first
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What is half of infinity?
INFI
or
NITY
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Do you have a certain AB user who's questions you always look for because they rate high and often?
I look for a few ABers that are friends, that's about it
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An employee in my office is a religious fanatic. This level of religious enthusiasm in the workplace seems inappropriate--am I wrong?
All people are obnoxious to someone out there, but being pushy has no place at work. If someone consistently tries to force me to conform to what they feel is adequate behavior based on a religion, I throw it right back at them with my own ethos and how THEY violate THAT
Some may say two wrongs don't make a right, but in some cases it may make a point
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Has anyone ever stayed up hours after their 'bedtime' flirting with someone on answerbag?
Nah. not on AB, I verbally molest some of my hottie friends elsewhere online though
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Ask me a question about the future or about you or something. ask me to try something psicic. i am not psicic, but i want to try anyways. lol :)
How many arms do I have?
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Christians we have Church tomorrow,so will you all worship God with all your heart and soul?Will you give all the Glory to the Lamb Jesus Christ who died in our place?
Why's he called the lamb?
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Favorite name?
Madmartigan. Cool and unique, named my cat after him
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Looking back at your past answers and comments, do you say to yourself, "Gee, I'm clever" or "Gosh, that was dumb"?
I usually look back and say "yep, I've lost it"
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What is the most pleasurable sound?
When Jim Fox says "King's score!!!"
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Anyone else LOVE having their hair played with?
No, I'm bald and I generally don't like it when people screw up my shine (Exceptions for potential g/f's)
I do not like my goatee screwed with at all, I got it all perfectly pointed and everything (kidding)
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What's your favorite thing to do on Saturdays?
Get off work
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If you have a nightmare during the day, is it still a nightmare?
I've gone rounds with people about this. Because for long stretches I'll be nocturnal and only sleep during daylight hours. Some will call them "daymares", but I've always known daymares to be nightmarish visions occurring while you were awake, which is something different
I think the term "nightmare" has come to encompass all bad dreams, or disturbing...
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What's so great about America?
I'm in it
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To all Catholics that voted for Obama and ignored the teaching of the Church about the sanctity of Human life -- Do you now see your mistake? Are you sorry?
No matter which way you vote, you're going to kill some part of the world
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What are the differences between Muslim and Christian beliefs about God?
Apparently enough to kill over, lots and lots, spanning many generations, which I'm sure he/she is super stoked about
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When was the last time you bought a hotdog?
I had a corn dog a couple days ago
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Do you think that lovingly spanking your kids is abusive?
So long as we have it straight...
This is okay - "lovingly spanking" as a punishment, because you love them and you don't want them to grow up to be misfits
This is not okay - "lovingly spanking" them because you are in love with them and you like the way their butt feels
This is also not okay - "lovingly spanking" them because you love to cause pain...
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Songs refering to "Rednecks"....Can you come up with any?
Chicken Huntin
Woot!
(Coulrophobes steer clear)
Well, I'm heading down a southern trail, I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stick my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
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Is MSN really shutting down?
I thought it was just MSN groups
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Do you ever feel unloved?
I do get that very distinct feeling when I travel to another club's hockey arena and my boys whomp the home team and I'm doing my airhumping sexy dance
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My husband is physically and emotionally abusive, but if I leave I dont think I could find someone else. Im so scarred. Any advice?
Leave for sure. Then take a break, you don't need someone else right away, chances are you'd unintentionally find another one just like him
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How come everyone advertized on AB just happens to have an IQ of 125?
They said Vanessa Hudgens has a 99 HAHAHA. I'll screen cap it when I see it again and edit/add it
EDIT: and here it is...
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Have you ever mistreated an animal and then felt bad?
I wouldn't say I've ever mistreated an animal, but I've felt bad after scolding my cat a couple times. He was just being a cat after all
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What do men like about women?
Heeheeheeheehee
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What "childish things" are you going to set aside?
Collecting stuffed cheetahs. But only because I moved to a small town. When I get back to the city I'm taking that habit up again
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What are the benefits for crystal meth?
Filters the stoopids out of existence
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What is your fav drink/beer?
REEEEEEEEALLY cold Hefeweizen (any flavor as long as it's nearing arctic glacier temperatures, like the kind where you don't want to spill it cuz it would freeze into an icicle in midair and impale you)
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Do you have any sexual body parts that you want to be larger or smaller?
I'm okay with the size, but I wish it was more prehensile, kinda like an elephants, you know how they can maneuver it like a fifth appendage? Would be useful in hitting those hard to reach places
(You know you want to watch it)
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I'm curious about something, do the people on here who call themselves Atheists, believe there is nothing after death or are they open to some form of afterlife? (I know what it typically means but I never see any Agnostics here)
I highly doubt an afterlife, so much so that I feel safe in considering myself an Atheist
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What is a good response when an potential employer asks "Why did you leave your last job?"
Movie finished, job done
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It's 2:45 am and I can hear an owl hooting outside my window right now, NO JOKE! Its kinda creepy because its so loud! Has anyone ever heard an animal that creeped you out?
Stupid deer keep walking around out back and munch on something in the bushes, sounds like a prowler trying to get in
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Is it normal for my husband to look at other women? And not so much at me?
If you're noticing, that's a lack of consideration.
All guys look, but the ones who don't want to make their women feel bad never let them see em do it ;)
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Do you secretly do model poses in the fitting room while trying on new clothes?
Yeah, gotta see which angles are best for presenting the package so as to represent its proper glory
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How often do you watch your tv shows online?
50%
If I'm at home, 100%, but half the time I'm at my friend's house and we watch the same shows
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Does anyone no If the same people are playing in the second and so on twiligh movies? signed but I reacon that it would be weird if they had diifrent people star in it. I would die if robert patterison left!! he is so hot!!
If you look at the iMDB pages for both movies (Twilight and New Moon) all the cast is identical so far, and now they are also calling back Taylor Lautner for Jacob
Twilight
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/
New Moon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259571/fullcredits#cast
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How many partners have you loved at one time
One
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Would you support a move to put Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore?
I liked Reagan, probably the last president I really did like. I was just a kid at the time and probably easily impressionable though.
That said, I don't think Rushmore is the place for him. Maybe start a new one somewhere (although it may be some time before another president will be worthy of joining him, so he may be lonely for a while)
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Have you ever been drunk on AB and answered questions?
Yes, made a point not to answer too many Q's then. Sometimes stuff here isn't so quickly forgotten ;)
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How many days a week do you drink?
Maybe once every 10 weeks
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What is the " dress code " here on Answerbag?
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Have you dialed 911 before?
The last time was when some guy in the woods by my house was screaming that he had a broken leg. We called 911 then me and my roommate went out and looked for him. Turned out to be a hoax
The highways near here are pretty curvy and the weather sucks, so there's a lot of accidents, we've called a couple times when people flip or crash or go off the road
When I was a kid, my uncle...
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Can some people just not handle the truth?
Truth doesn't come with handles!
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Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?
Oh god I hope so
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Do you still wear the same perfume/cologne that you did 5 years ago?
Yup. CK Obsession for doods has always gotten me more action then any others so I've settled on it
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If you drink by yourself do seem to get more drunkk then you do if you are doing something or are around people?
Negative, I definitely get more drunk when drinking with other people. I find it very hard to drink alone
EXCEPTION: I can drink by myself when watching hockey, makes it more interactive cuz when you're intoxicated you don't feel so ridiculous yelling at the TV
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Ever felt like someone stuck a corkscrew through your heart?
Corkscrew? Nah, it's felt like someone teabagged it a couple times though
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What smell, other than meth cooking, makes you think of home?
Rotten fish funk and kelp, with a hint of seal shit
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You had me at ________?
"wanna do it?"
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Why would anyone embrace Islam when it has such a strong negative image?
Islam and most other religions are designed to help people be better versions of themselves, that's how I like to think of it anyways. People, the fallible sucktards they usually are, just fail miserably at it a lot of the time by mixing it with greed, control, and hate
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Why can I throw darts better after a couple of beers?
You play more loose, and don't grip so hard from concentration. Same thing as the "beer zone" in pool
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Does likeing boobs make me lesbian
:D
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Can you help me find my______?
South-Brazilian Spider Monkey
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Will naruto ever get married with anyone from the show like hinata i think they would make a good couple
I'm rootin for him and Hinata
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What is your favorite candy?
Twix & Kitkat
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What's your answer to most everything?
Violence
(I ripped that off of someone else, can't remember the name)
EDIT: SGTseanzie
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Would you ever consider a job working as a human sushi platter?
HAHAHA, I can see it now "OUCH! Maam, that is NOT a shrimp roll!"
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I've noticed that when answering relationship questions, 99% of the people are so quick to tell the person to dump their S/O and move on without a second thought. What ever happened to working it out?
Cuz 99% of the relationship questions are stuff like "My S/0 beats me, is verbally abusive, does drugs, sleeps with other people, and doesn't like cats, should we break up?"
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There's a girl who rides my bus and she always brags about how rich she is. Some of the boys started calling her "Rich Bitch" and she starts to cry everytime they do this. Is this okay even if she brought it upon herself?
Haha, you know, I could easily be on either side of that coin and still have fun. If I was the poor kids I would be saying something similar, only not as simple and retarded.
If I was the arrogant rich dweeb, I'd wad up my chump change, stick it in a straw and launch dollar spitwads at the peons
Either way, my actions would be accompanied with a "Neener neener! THBTHTHTHHH!!!"
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What was the least paying job you've ever had?
California Conservation Corps - $400 a month
But they did spring for room and board, so I guess it evened out
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Why do guys only want that one thing from girls?
I think there's quite a few things I could count on the want list... rowwwwwww
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Where will you be next summer?
bunker diggin
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If captured behind enemy lines in a war, would you tell all to save your skin?
NAME: Chezter Buchanan
RANK: Founder and Chairman of R.C.I., and CrimsonLabs Director of Operations
CEREAL NUMBER: On my 4th box of Cheerios
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What is overtime?
When both teams have the same score at the end of regulation play. A 5 minute extra period, overtime or OT, will be played. If there is still no tie-breaking goal, the game will be settled with a shootout
(Hey, for hockey players, it IS their work)
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How does the theory of evolution explain why there are still monkeys around?
Apes and Humans evolved from another primate, we beez cuzzins
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Why do men usually prefer tall girls, even if they themselves are short?
I'm 6'4" and I like the whole range, except that I prefer they not be taller than me
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What are your thoughts regarding Israel striking a hospital, as well as, a building affiliated with the United Nations in Gaza today?
Boomsky
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Where were you when John F. Kennedy was shot?
Probably hanging around as some form of food my parents hadn't eaten yet
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Wouldn`t we be better off to have evolved to live in the sea? there`s more of it than land
Smells like fish
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If you dropped your marshmellow in the bonfire, should you just steal a kids marshmellow instead of starting over? Times a valuable thing to waste...
HAHAHA!
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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture!
Right meow it's the great battle of Catnarok
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Whats your favorite language?
English, as spoken by Australians
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Have you noticed some people just want to prove you wrong and they arent nice about it.....?
I've always found that if you kill them a whole bunch, especially in the face, they aren't as mean anymore
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What do people make fun of you for eating?
When I put my fries on my burger
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How many bananas do you buy when you get groceries?
One. Me and bananas are on a limited visitation schedule
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According to some religious people, Evolution is just a theory, does that mean gravity is just a theory too?
Gravity, or the effects we perceive as gravity, is fact. Our knowledge of it is incomplete, and therefore our basic definition, is theory (same as evolution)
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Have you ever regretted asking or answering a question? If so, why?
Only when I post an answer and I meant it to be a comment. Makes me feel like such a n00b dickwad
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I've lost 3lbs in three days because of a relationship misunderstanding. I can't eat,everything makes me sick. No I'm not pregnant! What should I eat during this time?
When I got seriously sick and my stomach was fraggle, docs put me on the BRAT diet, foods that are easy on your stomach
Bananas
Rice
Applesauce
Toast
Work other stuff in as your body can handle it(especially protein)
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I am 24 years old.i hate my parents.but they love me.how shoud i teat whit them?
Regardless of who loves or hates who, you should leave your parents teats alone ;)
On a more serious note, you only get one pair of biological parents, if they love you, you're ahead of the game. You never know how long you'll have to make things good with em, I'd try as soon as possible if I were you
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I believe in a relationship consisting of love and devotion, could you deal with that?
Don't worry about it. If I couldn't, there's not much I could do about it even if I wanted to
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What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
"Who the fuck is that?!"
(My buddy was knocking on my front door)
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Do you ever find yourself really mad at someone on AB? If yes, why?
Only myself, whenever I post an answer that was supposed to be a comment. Thankfully hasn't happened in a while though
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Why are religious people so rude about athiests not believing in God and Jesus? Why do they care what athiests believe?
I'm pretty sure everyone just wants to convince everyone else so they can feel safe in the knowledge that they aren't alone in their choices about the unknown. For if you are a christian, and you are wrong, then you are wasting your time here on earth as there wont be a heaven to where you can reap the rewards of living your life as a christian (insert any other religions),...
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Does fear turn you on?
I've been known to pop the odd chubby on particularly violent rollercoasters
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Where do you stand on Israel's military operation in Gaza?
All this bull about who does or doesn't get live where because of who allegedly may or may not have jumped off a rock on a flying horse or whose flag should or shouldn't be allowed to fly over a certain "holy" site... I wish people who would kill over garbage like that godspeed in destroying themselves so we can get back to sleep
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What is the shiniest thing you have ever seen? Did you put it in your mouth?
The sun, and no I didn't
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What is it about Rock, Metal etc. that pumps up your adrenaline? It's great workout music.
Taps into your anger, great source of energy
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Why do people ask questions that they could easily answer themselves using Google?
AB could be considered one of the possible alternatives to google (ask a question, have others google it for you!)
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What's the best on-screen couple ever?
I would have to say the best onscreen couple I have seen belongs to Carla Gugino. She has definitely got it goin on upstairs
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Do you look at your boogers after you blow your nose?
Yes. Much the same way one checks a filter. If coloration is in the clear or light yellowy neighborhood, I'll know I am operating at peak efficiency. Any other color schemes will be noted and/or acted upon depending upon distance from spectrum standards
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What should young people learn about credit cards?
Hello Mac Daddy Keithold, thank you for your question
and my answer is...
"That they are little plastic pieces of Satan."
Have a good day!
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Do you hate vegetarians?
No, some of them are kinda hot
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What should you say to someone when they give an answer that doesn't doesnt answer the question?
I'm generally intrigued by conversation of any subject, so I'd probably just continue conversing with them on their offshoot subject, so long as it's interesting
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What word upsets you and why?
headache, for a variety of reasons
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Evolutionists: Do you honestly believe that everything came from nothing?
Nope, I think it was all always here... always
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Why can't anyone seem to understand that the Sun is the creator of everything on our planet?
Because that is not understandable.
You ask too much!
Too... god... damn... much
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Speaking of remakes: Nightbreed Remake- Yes or No and why?
Hell yes. Or if they don't want to do a remake, then do the crossover (Hellraiser/Nightbreed)
Why? There's just not enough
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If you are from Canada, did you have your leg amputated?
Was born there, but got out before the choppin started
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Do you live in a humid subtropical climate?
I'm 60% water and maintaining a 98.6 degree internal temperature. So a humid subtropical climate lives in ME :D
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I am a lesbian... and i have an ex i just can't seem to get over... but then again she gives me hope every now and then what is a girl to do?
Keep trying, for the love of GOD keep trying!
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Does anyone know how to delete questions that youve posted?
Can't. The only thing you can possibly do is (if you're quick) edit the Q and make it nonsense. Likely then it will get nixed by the mods after someone flags it.
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Why shouldn't I commit suicide? Or why should I?
-Shouldn't-
Things tend to work out, not always, but you never know. Give it a chance, one can always die later.
-Should-
Pain is so unbearable and consistent that it would be cruel to continue living. It is advised for one to man up and take as much as possible though. Every second lived is a victory and a big middle finger to an unkind fate.
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Do you think you own a portion of earth? does your portion include the middle axis or does his?
I own the portion that exists within my skin, and I occasionally invade other territories
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Do you use anything, or take anything to help you sleep.
I use my bed ;)
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Fill in the blank: Jesus is my______.
Cheeseburger
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Instead of eating and then throwing up, why don't bulimics just throw their food straight down the toilet?
Doesn't taste as good in there
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Can you name a song with the word "broken" in the title?
I'm Broken
Pan-effing-tera
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DEADVID EDIT: all good now chief
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Can you name a song title containing the word "ride"?
No love for South Texas Deathride?
So c'mon c'mon c'mon get up get up!
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Do you take it serious when another ab'er tells you that they will be there for you when times are rough?
Only Freag, but that's cuz he's got street cred
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Should I be offended if a guy in his late 30's says the word 'MILF' to me. (I'm a female in my 40's)
Try not to be too hard on the guy. Some of us have no idea we are in our 30's
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If you were a cat what would your name be?
Chezter
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"No question is a stupid question", do you believe that's true?
"What is the definition of stupid?"
That qualifies as a "stupid" question
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What the hell is Caturday? I saw it on the website can i has cheeseburger..what is it?
Caturday is celebrated because it is the day that Catnarok will take place. The epic battle of Light against Darkness, when Longcat and his dreaded rival Tacgnol shall choose the fate of us all
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What does your shirt say right now?
"My cock is so big it has its own cock, and my cock's cock is bigger than your cock."
(and it has pictures of roosters so you can wear it in public)
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When is it time to walk away from someone you love?
When they fart
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Biscuits and gravy with __________?
Sausage links or Bacon strips (maybe both)
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Why do Atheists celebrate Christmas?
God is debatable...
Christmas dinner, presents, egg nog, day off of work... that's all pretty conclusive
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Do you think it is snobby when people complain about little things wrong with their orders when they go out to eat?
It's annoying, but I'm easy to please. It must suck to be picky
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Given the opportunity, would you throw a shoe at president Bush?
Maybe a slipper. A really soggy, smelly, wet slipper
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Would you rather go horseback riding or camping?
Camping. Nature is an asshole, but Horses have it in for me
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What do you think of the movie Blades of Glory?
The scissor legs those guys did (2:28 on the clip) was pretty epic. Totally bamboozled my sister, she just couldn't understand why they did it. I also liked that they had a pretty good piece of music made to go along with a very goofy music video, I like contrasts :)
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Haha. Do you think it's possible to sleep in the same bed with a platonic member of the opposite gender, without intercourse, and without things getting too awkward?
Yeah, but why would you? Fooling around is so much fun!
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Why is Obama afraid to debate McCain?
Because of McCain's secret weapon
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Do you say "not much" after someone says "whats up" even if your doing something?
If I'm talking to one of my best friends, they know what I do on a regular basis, they don't need to know the same old same old, so I tell em "not much" unless I'm doing something new
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When you were a teenager, what time did you have to be home at night?
Mom just wanted to know a plan, and where I was in case of an emergency, so I had a lot of slack.
She only shortened the leash if I screwed up, so I didn't (much)
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The number one thing we do in the bathroom is read. Besides the obvious, what is number two?
I assume you're talking about things we do in the bathroom besides what it is intended for (bathing, depositing)
So yeah, minus those, I would say reading is probably number one, and if that includes all activities in books, magazines and newspapers, then that covers crossword puzzles as well (which would otherwise be my guess for #2)
For girls, that HAS to be make-up (in fact...
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Does anyone watch supernatural?
YES! That show is rad
For all of you fans that laughed as hard as me and Freagartach at Dean screaming at the scary cat, this should put you in stitches...
(Thank you Freag! Effin awesome!)
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Are you sleeping in a cold bed tonight?
cold couch
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What is the best sounding language to you?
English, when spoken with an Australian accent
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What's the bleakest, ugliest, and most depressing city you've ever seen?
The one I currently live in, Crescent City, California, or Crescent "Shitty", I've petitioned to get the name officially changed.
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Slayer or Metallica?
Early Metallica beats early Slayer, but Slayer is demolishing Metallica with their recent stuff imo
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PERSON RARELY GETS UP BEFORE NOON, SPECIALLY IN WINTERS
I'LL TAKE 'NOCTURNAL BADASSES' FOR $69 ALEX!!!
"WHO IS CHEZTER?!"
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What's your favorite show on these days?
Dexter. Love that show to death
Honorable mention to the Shield, which is kickin out a pretty good swan song right now.
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How do you know if you have found the right person to allow into your life and begin a relationship with that person?
When this is waiting for you in the tub when you get home
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If i look at guys and feel like i want to see there body am i gay?
Well, depends on why. If you want to see their body so that you can better picture where to make your incisions, then you might just be a serial killer (phew!)
But if you want to see it so you can imagine yourself rubbing up against his Apollonian musculature, perhaps reach around and slap a little bare man-ass, then there's a possibility you could be gay
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Is racism something you are born with or something you learn?
Arguments for both.
On the one hand, who taught the first racist to be racist?
But for the most part, I think it is instilled in people by others.
That said, I think if all racists were dashed to bits one day, that racism would eventually reappear, just because of the nature of humankind.
My short answer is "both"
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Christians, imagine that you have just died and you wake up in the afterlife & are brought to stand before God and account for your life.The God says "Why did you not heed my servant, Mohommed?" How would you react?
"Well, Man works in mysterious ways."
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Good-looking people are treated better than less attractive. Do you agree or disagree?
Happens in some places more than others, like in Los Angeles it's ALL about the looks.
If you think about it though, it evens out, because less attractive people, when they are treated well, are treated that way for better reasons.
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Do you eat your boogers?
If someone managed to overpower me enough to bugger me, I would do worse than eat them
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What's it like to live in Portland, Oregon?
I loved it. Might move back some day.
Great music scene (Ash street rules), public transportation is pretty awesome, we go to and from concerts downtown on the max train so we don't have to set up a designated driver haha
All the big city stuff, but Portland itself just doesn't seem to be too crowded (yet)
Great food, lots of choices, just an all around kewl place
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Do you open your curtains or blinds on dark and gloomy days?
No, there's horses out there
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What is your favorite thing to do in nature?
Return from it
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Tonight some one knocks at your door,you wake up ,open the door and see President Obama out there.What would you do?
"Don't worry Barry. I have my sights set on Peru. You're safe, for now."
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Would you wear a shirt that says, "Don't blame me, I voted for McCain?"
Nah, but I'd wear this one...
"Don't blame me, I voted for anarchy"
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What animal, if it were to go extinct, would have the biggest impact on humanity?
Cheetahs. Let me explain...
Extinction of Cheetahs would have the biggest impact on me, and then I would have a big impact on humanity :)
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Have you ever used your MP3 player as a "weapon" in the "war" of love?
Nah, that'd be guerrilla tactics
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What excuse can you come up with when you want to get off the phone?
"Dood I gotta go, my foot exploded."
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What are your views for obama to be the next president
Grim ones. In his defense, my thoughts would be similarly as grim with McCain at the helm.
That said, no matter how much I dislike candidates beforehand, I give all new presidents a clean slate as they start their first terms, as running a country is vastly different than running a state or whatever they did previously. I'm willing to forgive & forget all the other crap as long as...
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COULD ONE FALL IN LOVE WITH THE AVATAR OF A LADY USER IN AB?
Yeah, if someone is using an avatar of Scarlett Johansson. But even then, I'd just be in love with the avatar
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Have you heard the latest? It's a toss up between McCain and Obama!
Such amazing choices too. I am so very excited for the next four years of this country, yay.
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Had you ever been slapped in face by your parents in the childhood? Did you forget it (them)?
My mom never hit me in the face, and only spanked me one time that I could remember, and even then, only at the insistence of my stepfather.
He was more physical.
I'm cool now about the times when I deserved it, but I recall numerous occasions when I didn't, and he was just frustrated at something else and having an unrealistically short fuse with me. Not saying it was a major...
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Do you think when living with a spouse, it is warranted to have a two bedroom as opposed to a one bedroom. why or why not?
Totally, there should always be a "doghouse" bedroom cuz the couch sucks
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What would it take for you to say OMG!WTF!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?
I can imagine myself saying that if I invited a really hot actress from my favorite TV show to a hockey game and she said yes. Then if she invited me to go clubbing that weekend.
that would do the trick :)
(although I wouldn't just say the letters)
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How do I learn about foreign investing? I have read numberous book on investing in the US. The Dollar is losing value and I want to learn how to invest in Euro's and Yuan. Help me please? Also currencies. Thanks!
Talk to Israel
http://www.freedomradio.us/Joomla/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1400&Itemid=50
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Does America exist? Or is it just a figment of our imagination?
Sure! We're like a slavering monster devouring itself from the inside out, but yeah, we're there (Go Kings!)
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How difficult would it be to pull a prank on Sarah Palin?
Dood, you can catch anyone with a Coke Bomb, and you should!
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Mint Chocolate Chip, or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice cream?
Mint. I think I'm the only one of my friends that likes it better
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What are your friends most likely to steal from you?
Clepto jackass stole my measuring spoons, dick
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How do you respond when somebody calls you crazy to your face?
I say "Yeah, and ice melts, captain obvious"
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What do you think BBQ is?i know i just want to see what you say.
I love BBQ :)
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Did you get lots of candy last night? What was your favorite?
Mini Snickers
(HAHA! NEENER NEENER FREAG!)
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Ever lived in a house with no central heating?
My fireplace is near the center of my house, but I never use it
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If you could enact one change to the world wide web, what would it be?
I would become its emperor
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Do you ever get annoyed when you see cars parked on double yellow lines?
That doesn't happen in real life does it?
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What's better, El Pollo Loco, KooKooRoo or KFC?
.oops
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Have you ever been randomly searched at the airport?
No! I don't get it either. I'm a big scary lookin guy too.
I remember after one trip I had partied almost non-stop for the last couple of weeks and I had started to neglect my appearance. I already have a goatee, but when combined with the scraggly beard that I was generally too intoxicated to shave off, my Peruvian ancestry, and the look of a man who had consumed more hard liquor...
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When was the last time you saw some ducks?
In real life, probably last year near Venice Beach in this little waterway.
Otherwise I'm sure I saw ducks on TV more recently
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Can you sum up your day with an M word?
Mfuck
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Did you hear about the candy recall? Pirates Gold *chocolate* Coins?
Thar not gettin me booty!
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What should you do you do if you want a baby and your partner doesn't?
Okay, but you're keeping it in your room
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Do you REALLY care about the polar bears?
As long as they continue not eating me, I'm down with P-Bears
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What is one thing from the other sex/gender you wish you had?
Free drinks
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My child is learning the evils of evolution in her sixth grade class. Isn't this a little young to be exposing them to such dangerous ideals? How can I protect her? Homeschooling and private schools are not options, I'm not rich.
Prove to her that you're right (hee hee hee)
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Who would you like to see fight from any star wars movie
Leia and Amidala, nude, mud wrestling. I realize that's mother and daughter, but still kinda hot
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Don't you know that if you keep playing with that thing, it's going to _____________?!
be happy
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What would you do if you saw a small child, 5 - 6 years of age, naked and in the fetal position in the middle of a busy intersection? (No one seemed to care)
Look around for Ashton as I ran over to help
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If animals could talk would you still eat them?
Depends on what they said. If they were reciting Shakespeare, then no.
If they walked around all day going...
"grass" *chew, chew* "grass"
then I would probably continue.
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What is the best way to die?
Feeding starving cheetahs, or saving redheads from terrorists
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What is your favorite movie starring John Malkovich?
Rounders. I talk like him every time I play cards
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What is the most popular food in the world?
Popular as in usage? Or as in highest % of satisfied consumers?
I don't think I've heard anyone speak poorly of chicken fettuccine alfredo (And if you do, I don't want to hear it. Let me continue believing in the world damn you, a man needs his hope!)
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Would you be comfortable in trusting Sarah Palin as president and with the responsibility of having the Nuclear Codes in a time of military crisis?
We're long past the days when I was comfortable with any candidate acquiring that access.
Palin no more and no less than Bush. I'm sure he would have pressed the big red button if he had enough people poking at him whispering "profit! profit!"
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What's the best dream you've ever had?
There was this one where me and Alyssa Milano were gettin it on
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Is America #1?
In number of Americans!
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What makes you think jesus knows how to speak ENGILSH?
Trick question! There is no ENGILSH
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What is the deal with Men falling for "Cougars"? (Older women)
The lure of most excellent fornicative knowledge
(don't challenge the word, its mine)
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When sad memories enter your thoughts, do you shake them off or do you keep thinking and... maybe turn on some sad songs?
I kick on the metal. I hate being sad
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What did you spill on your shirt?
Ketchup. Sorry, I wish I had something more original for ya. But I just tend to steer clear of unique spillage
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Do you know anyone that is a "himbo"? (Male version of a bimbo)
Totally, he's a full on manwhore, he-bitch, dood hooker
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Why did you build the last thing you built with your hands?
A short story? (Does that count?)
I built it in my neverending quest to become a literary badass
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Is girl on girl dancing hot?
Yup. Ever been in the middle of two of them? Gets pretty warm in there
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If someone told you they had seen a UFO, would you believe them right away?
Okay, only a very few people could convince me that they saw a UFO. First, they would have to convince me that they were being serious, because I would assume initially that they were yanking my chain. Then, they would have to further convince me that they weren't mistaken (by answering a bevy of Q's; were you drunk? hit your head? under a lot of stress? just wake up?)
But yes,...
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Where does your loose change go when you get home? A jar, piggy bank or just anywhere?
Pennies go in a dixie cup. My "silver" stuff goes in my Gama-Chan frog coin pouch
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You like to flirt with a __________.
banana in my pocket
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What new movie release are you waiting for?
I have high hopes for G.I. Joe, though I have no idea how it's going to be.
Robotech is in the works, but I don't think they've even started filming yet.
Trailer Park of Terror, cuz one of my friends is in a lead role.
How to be a Serial Killer, cuz I might be in it
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What question on AB is your number 60?
Who is your favorite character in the Talisman board game?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/596917
Pretty much just for the board game geeks :)
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Why do girls wear thongs?
When they got an itch in those hard to reach places
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If you could vote for God's Kingdom to rule over all mankind, would you?
No way. If I get my pick I'm goin with the 'sgetti monster, they have a beer volcano in heaven
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Do men like cuddling?
I would cuddle Liz Banks furiously and with great vigor
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Do you think George Bush is just a hand puppet?
He's an ass puppet
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If you were a cocktail what would you be and why
A big one
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Are Christmas crackers a tradition for you at Christmastime? or are they just an English tradition?
This is the first I've heard of them(USA). I thought you were talking about food until I googled it :)
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Do a barrel roll?
All I have are land vehicles... but I'll give it a shot
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If you are afraid of death, please answer! What scares you more: the act of dying, or the idea of what may come after death?
Not really, I just don't want to die by something stupid like slipping in the bathroom and getting spiked by my own toothbrush or the like. Dumb death bothers me.
If I die, I wanna go out big, or go out old
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When was the last time you BOUGHT a music CD?
Couple weeks ago I bought a metal compilation CD. Shouldn't have, it sucked. But sometimes those offer early glimpses of new talent before they get big, so they're generally worth it to check out on occasion
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What are other, more honest, ways of saying "budget deficit"?
financially fucked
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Have you ever been in a movie? as an extra, side character, main character? what movie?
I worked as a PA on "How to be a Serial Killer" and I got thrown in on a last minute bit part (they needed a big scary looking guy)
It's still in post production so I don't know if they kept it or not. If they did, then I'm the asshole tailgater :)
there's a good quality trailer here
http://howtobeaserialkiller.com/
but youtube will suffice ;)
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If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
The following is an excerpt from here http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/teflon.asp
"Scientifically speaking, Teflon will not chemically bond to anything, but can be forced mechanically into small nooks and crannies. This slippery substance adheres to their surfaces once manufacturers sandblast them to roughen them, apply a primer, and embed the Teflon into the primer."
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What was your most embarrassing moment in high school?
Falling asleep and drooling all over my desk. Teacher decided to let the other kids laugh until I woke up to teach me a lesson
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Planning is looking ahead and Controlling is looking back
I'll take life lessons and societal obligations for $200, Alex
"What is the difference between planning and controlling?"
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Would you like a vamp lady who used to tear down the muscles of the guys?
Sure, as long as she only USED to. I don't want her tearing down my muscles
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Why am I in a near-constant panic over the future of our nation? You tell me.
Because it's controlled by people who seem hell bent on pissing the rest of the world off.
Don't waste your time on worry though. Just do what you can, that's all anyone should expect of themselves.
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How are you affected by the noise pollution?
Not much. If things get noisy, I kick the volume up on my stereo, blast some SOiL, go out on the porch in my underwear, raise both middle fingers and start humping the air to the beat
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