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Why are the Smurfs seen as evil...? You gotta be kidding me, right? because they look like they were choked till they turned blue, but they could never be killed so they stayed that color lol

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is it normall for me to say that i am fat and ugly ! i am 13 i would like to say no, but for most people it is. However i am going to tell you this, you shouldn't think like that, your 13 and you shouldn't care about your appearance especially if someone point out a flaw in you, you were made the way you were for a reason, and you shouldn't bring yourself down or let others bring you down. i mean you should enjoy your life, and not let weird hormones...

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is it ok to stick your finger up your bum hole if it feels nicen ummm, i'm a person who lets people be curious so if that want to got ahead, though once is fine twice is over doing it. however, if a person likes it like that then, good for that person i guess, it's weird yes but hey who's to judge we all do out of the ordinary things

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i accidently saw a msg from my sis to her friend it said she wasnt happy with her hussband should i tell him or no? maybe you should talk to your sister first to see what is going on before you go to your brother in law, if it seem serious try to get your sister to talk to your brother in law about her issues with him, other than that unless she is cheating on him, i don't think you should go straight to him about the issue at hand

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This farm seems empty... Do you...? (For Fun.) i'll sit under a willow tree reading a book, while a tornado is coming straight toward me

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Has anyone ever told you: "You look like trouble." - ? actually i had a teacher tell me that the first day of school and i was like "hey i only just got here, you can't judge me that quick". toward the end of the period i got in trouble for, mouthing off to him about how stupid his class rules where and inhumane they were, not only that it was goverment and he said we could speak our minds on anything related to the class, which also includes the...

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If Jesus was in the room and you had to fart, would you...? First off "LMAO" on the question. second, i would if i couldn't make it out of the room as i tried to run out

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If you were homeless and really the only job you could do was be a prostitute, would u give in and be one? if (and this is a really big if) i had no options at all, no one was letting me get work i would probably do it if i had kids that needed feeding. but i will still look for work cause i hate letting a man use me for any reason or circumstance.

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How seriously do you take life? depends on the day, sometimes i want to get out there and other times i just don't want to leave my house.

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So, I'm leaving for Pismo tomorrow...How jealous are you? i've been to pismo with my ex-best friend, it was nice, cold, and mostly cold, and the sand blew in your eye's, and also the sand can get stuck under the trailer thing, but other than that i had a good time on the quad, and swimming, and watching people fall of the quad.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "Obama?" i saw a bumper sticker that said One Big Ass Mistake America. my first thought when i saw the is sticker was that, that person was racist.

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Is life gravy? A bowl of cherries? A cherry on top? Why food?!! I believe back then, people were always hungry so they came up with those phrases when they were like starving or trying to annoy the wife while they were cooking a small meal.

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Guys wearing nail polish... Hot punk or dumb funk? Yay or nay? And best colors? I don't mind if they wear black or any other dark color, but the moment they wear like pink or neon green i think they have gone a little over board

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You're reliable, dependable, responsible and you're always there. Never failed. But no one cares. Who is there for you? My Grandma, she raised me and my sisters, and even though i annoy the hell out of that old lady she still there for me when i need her.

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We talk in code these days..."apps". Right! Appliances/apperitifs/appurtenances/applications/apples? Why do we minimize everything? cause we are getting more and more lazy, did you know some students actually have bad grammar because of text

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Ever made a sex tape? when i first saw this i thought my bf got a account just to get idea's, good thing i ask before i put what i wanted. on the other hand no, i really don't like seeing myself have sex, i have a feeling it maybe really embarrassing to watch.

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Why can't I find morning wood growing in a forest? i can suggest something, but i don't think you willing to cut anything off

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How many men object to their partner masturbating? mine doesn't mind unless i do it before sex

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Name something that is Not all it’s cracked up to be? A slinky, yeah it not at all what it's cracked up to be. Sure, it's fun to watch it go down the stair a couple times, and stretching it as far as it can go. But seriously, after one day you get bored with it, and then you wished you spent you dollar on something else instead.

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Whats your best find at a garage sale or thrift store? A bed frame, i don't dare buy the mattress unless it's never been open, cause all i can think about when i lay on that mattress that wasn't is "what the hell have they done on this bed when they had it".

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Do we ALL really have a 'dark' side? Are we shamed to tell what it is? Yes even the most innocent person has it, it's just whether we choose to use it or not. Also most people are ashamed to have this side, however others show it daily and get arrested and go to jail or prison, also sometimes a penitentiary.

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Allright candy junky, what you been munching on? Nerds, i love them but not too much they upset my stomach, oh and gummy worms and bears with ice cream, i went to the dentist though yesterday and the doc said i checked out good.

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Do you call your parents by any nicknames? I call my mom old lady, i enjoy the look she gives me each time

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Why do I get more turned on if I C half-naked women as opposed to fully naked I LIKE FN but Iv always liked half naked better even being 28? maybe your in to the mystery underneath the garments you haven't got to look at with the half naked lady.

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Would you abuse your authority if you were a cop? You know I think i would, but only when there is a really long traffic line and it's near rail road, and i could see the train sorta from the distance,and i really had to go pee or something, then i would bust out those sirens and get my a@@ over those tracks. But other than that i really highly doubt i would.

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What were you recently amazed by? my dog, she was sleeping on a chair and she slipped off it just she woke up and looked around, it was really funny, cause when she landed she just went to sleep again

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Lady Gaga is the 4th most influential person in the top 100 according to some recent poll.Lady Gaga? Geez louise please. Seriously? Why? maybe because she choses to be herself, no matter how weird or abnormal people might see her. I know she's not Oprah, but she does influence younger people to be their selves.

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Does it annoy you if another mimics your act or speech? Depends on the time and day, but sometimes i enjoy making them mimic embarrassing stuff

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I have no time for idiots or imbeciles, have you? That's what my teacher said once when I was a boy. haha that's something most of my teacher have said, i actually answered one of my teacher when they said that one time and told them "if you didn't want to teach a bunch of annoying idiots, then you should have become a college professor instead" i was then sent to RC and given a detention.

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Is "if" the big little word? Yeah cause parents use it alot like: If you finish your homework you can leave (or) If you don't eat your vegetables you will have no desert (also) If you let that boy (or girl) into my house without permission i sweat i'll_______(fill in the blank) In other word me and the word "if" are not the best of friends

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What have you been sucking on? Strawberry pie

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Do construction crews always start work, digging up roads and streets and causing traffics jams, where you live just before the Summer? now that i think about it, yes they do. and i hate it when they take forever getting it done to

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When was the last time you shook hands with the Devil?! just a second ago when my internet was on the blank, i sold my soul so it would work forever. lol jk

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is a man gay if he is hiding tampons and a douche in his truck? maybe it was for his gf, or something

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Do you eat food in bed? yeah and get yelled at for making a mess

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When was the last time you wore a cape? Were you a child still? actually no i wasn't a child it was late holloween

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What do you do when all your friends are skinnier than you? make it my goal to be skinnier than them, but not skinny enough for me to be admitted into a hospital for anorexia.

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What's the last thing you had to explain to someone? How to put a condom on, and i'm a girl.

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Hey hey mama said the way you move gonna_____________. Walk like you got a stick jammed up your butt.

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Where would you find steps, or a stairway leading to? A roof, a room, to a fir exit it, to a door that when you go through there will be no room inside just a big drop, and if you go to a haunted house during Halloween fake ghost, zombies, or if you really go to a real haunted house your probably fine nothing up there but you will hear noise and get thrown around a bit. :)

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What's something you have licked? a lollipop, ice cream, the cookie dough off a spoon, a bowl, my plate, a wall, pole, sidewalk, stop sign, fur of a dog, my arm, my leg, lips, and many other things that i probably should have never licked or would make my parents keep me in a plastic bubble.

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First thing that comes to mind when i say Country and Western...? a ho down.

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Which do you think you could fare better without? Your hands or your feet? feet cause you can't type without hands.

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I dont have anything against lezbians but is it just me or are there getting more and more? maybe some of them are bi they all can't be lesbian.

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Whens the first time you kissed a guy/girl? do imaginary pillow boyfriends count?

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Name something you would find in a convenience store? snacks.

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What are on your feet right now? dirt.

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What is your first thought when you see a man with a very long beard? grandpa is that you?

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I see you staring at me. Does that mean you like me? No i was thinking that your face is for radio.

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What is the last thing, you stuck a Fork in? that would be my first real meal as a toddler.

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Whats the first thing you get to drink when you wake up?i get a nice cup of sweet iced tea water cause you don't want to see an ADD person going nuts at 6:00 in the morning.

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What would you do if somebody walked up to you and said "you're not inedible"? I'll say i know i've seen movies with people like you.

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What's the last thing you took out of a box? a female item.

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Is there something you can do online better than in person? no but my sisters boyfriend can.

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Whatever possessed you? A demon that i have made friends with now.

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Where is the best national chain restaurant to get a good greasy "truck stop style" hamburger? what?! Mcdonalds isn't good enough for you? lol

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What should I do to turn myself on, I am, most of the time, so cold? turn on the heater.

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Where do you go to "hide out"? Careful! Don't incriminate or let out your favorite hide out! i just go to the near room with a whole lot of people are in.

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What is the different when you touch my boob, or you touch my arm? one of them the person is thinking that their going to get some and the other they are thinking "I'm so close to touching it!"

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Kids at school don't belive in global warming what should i say in responce? rent something on the polar bears

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How old do you want me to be? old enough for you to die soon so i can collect your money.

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What comes to mind when you think of " hang time " Isn't that what my boyfriend does most of the time?

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Are you sweeter than wine? Or what? no sugar because wine tastes nasty.

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So what were you waiting on a sunny day for, to do what? To go swimming at a beach to pretend that i am drowning.

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What is something you might pull or push? don't want to know whats going through my mind right now.

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Satan always likes________________! (Fill in the blank) strolling down the streets of hell with his boyfriend. lol

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Is any one else orderina pizza tonite because its raining? damn i wish it was raining now i'm in the mood for pizza.

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Have you ever been around someone who smelled like onions? Do the people at fast food count?

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Go back in time and give a teacher a gift at the end of the school year, what is it? the middle finger

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Do you think that an Iranian man looks like a homeless Wizard? Or a dirty Santa? .. :D Bruno is funny. :D :D :D :D :D .. I want to see his movie. :D:D:D a dirty wizard

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"Keep on exploring" What new fact have you learned recently that you would like to share with others? I learned that if you turn little rabbits on their backs they fall asleep. i learned that if you kill all the wolves, you get a crap load of bunnies, and by bunnies i mean stupid people.

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Take life with a pinch of salt and...........? an throw it in someone eyes

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If the character House, from the series which shares the same name were to have an army, what would become of the world? a whole lot of a better place

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At least I still have____________(fill the blank with as many word as you want) some dignity left.

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Do you specialize in doing or saying the completely unexpected .. Or are you as predictable as water being wet? i'm unpredictable, don't know whether i will say something clean or dirty. Sometime people don't know whether to take it clean or dirty, so usually i wait for the right time to speak.

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How many people in your day to day life can you truly rely on? 1 person, because I at least know they go through the same things as i do.

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Would you make a good Mime? No i'll probably start laughing at all the movements i was doing.

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My Boy Friend is ______! sane till proven wrong also.

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Behind every successful man there is not just one but several women rolling their eyes? He must have done or said something stupid.

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Would you believe that I wasn't kissing her, I was just whispering into her mouth? do you really think girls are that stupid? and the answer is no by the way.

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What's the one thing you most forget? my brain bacause i'm too tried to put it in every morning.

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There's $50,000 just waiting for you to take it, but there's a catch, you have to eat 15 hairy spiders and a fat June Bug in order to take the money, could you do it? no. because my insurance don't cover stupidity.

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_______ makes me CRAZY! dogs trying to hump my leg.

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What is the longest you have sat in your car waiting for a parking spot to open up? 5 mins after that you have to give up and move on, that old person will not move faster for no one.

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Is there a class from high school or college that you wish you had paid more attention to? ummm... economics i have a feeling i could have used that information for money problems.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I said "health"? got to stop that fast food it's making it hard for my health to go up hill.

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Somebody is about to get _______. What (1) word can you use to complete the sentence? slapped.

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Anyone making you hot? yeah the person who decide to turn the heater on, it's like 90 degrees outside!

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Come for the ____, stay for the ____! come for the party, stay for the police to take me home.

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Are you taller than your Mom and Dad? my dad i was suppose to be taller than my mom but, i don't know what happens. but my dad is a shorter than the average man.

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Are you ready to face your death? ummm...only if it's coming to me if it's unexpected then no.

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What the hell is wrong with the people who think the world owes them something? i think they must be in really deep debt, beside your right it's not like their birth was all that important to the rest of the world.

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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind? the card that gives me unlimited amount of money.

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Are you over the age of 18, for real? not over but is.

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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like? something that i won't hate no matter how many times i lick it...like...an apple.

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What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's? Wide load.

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? running through a field full of cactus.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar" I'm going to have fun tonight.

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Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name. sonsn.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? random.

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What item that needs batteries is nearest to you? My cell phone i drop the battery somewhere and it hasn't found its way back yet. T.T

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If you were in my shoes, what would you do? (besides get athlete's foot.) No i won't even wear bowling shoes.

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If someone could stick a price tag on your back, what would it say? Not an escaped lunatic from the psycho ward Price $60.00 plus tax

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? I know my one person party wasn't that loud.

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? Sooo... our we going to get to Europe anytime soon???

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Has anybody actually had their 15 mins of fame? No i haven't and i have a feeling it wouldn't be worth it because 15 mins is a short time to have a little fame.

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Do you write poetry and if so why? do you enjoy it? yes i do write poetry, but it to just get out what i'm feeling at the moment, i do enjoy it too.

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Is anyone else having trouble with their answers disappearing? yup i am and it's getting annoying beacause i forget which ones i already answered.

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Whats the best or coolest thing you have found in a used car you have bought? A CD that i've been wanting for a long time, no case to put it in but hey beggers can't be choosers.

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How do you politely say "shut up" to someone? could you be quiet please. I'm trying to work or what every your doing at the time.

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What is a word that makes you laugh like crazy? booger or penis...mostly because they say it when i'm least expecting it.

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Jesus or Santa? ummm....neither they never seem to make my life happy. T.T

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Would you take a job as Satans little helper in the Afterlife? depends on how good the pay is.

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Everyone hates going to the Dentist, but me. I LOVE the weird S&M vibe. On my back in the chair, sharp metal instruments, potential for anesthesia. And the end result is my perfect teeth! Does anyone else not hate going to the Dentist? I love to go to the denist, except when i have to get a cavity i hate shots in my mouth. I also love the person who does the braces.

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What is the first thing you think when someone says "guess what"? what did you do?

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I am horrible at ________. english even though i'm a good reader.

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Ok, i've had a "few" beers, are you mad? Yes, yes i am thank you for asking.

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Can I get a high five? got money imn that high five because i need some

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I really need a break from everyone and everything, can I come stay at your house for awhile? : ) If you could handle my grandma and her neatness yeah.

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What would you do it you changed into your favourite wild animal for 2 days sniff peoples butt to see why they do it and pee on a firhydrind(can't spell :(

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Does mondays seam like it should still be the weekend to you? all the time

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Who is the wierdest person you have ever known? Barney.

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Which Harry Potter character are you most like? maybe neville.

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Is sex really as romantic as in the movies? depending on who your with.

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Why are there so many things underneath out beds? Only good place to put things.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being an Olympic swimmer and 10 being a werewolf), how much back hair do you have? None, thank god

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Can You Hook Me Up? I'm not really go at fishing.

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If you were going out with someone and started to like them, but then found out she or he was a distant relative would you be freaked out? I would die of a heart attack.

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What is the worst thing you already done, period. flipped my grandma off and not appologize.

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Are Romeo and Juliet together in eternity? did you know she died pregant.

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Is there really such a thing as a "split second decision"? yeah, i have those when I decide to do a test or not.

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Which two celebrities would make the ugliest couple? I say Rosie O'Donnell and Drew Carey. How bout u? Aactually I agree with you, lucky she's lesbian.

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Girls: Do you get turned on more by watching lesbian porn or guy and a girl? both, but am abnormal

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Is there ever a time when the grass is greener on the other side of the fence? yes after the rain comes.

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What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009? Of course not well all be dead.

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"who ever said that the pen is mightier than the sword never encoutered automatic weapons." do you think this quote is can be true? Well if they did their homework they person that was talking about the pen and the sword thing would have know they were actually talking about writing.

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So if i said superkalafragalisticexpaladocious, what would you say? It's a word you used when you have nothing else to say.

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Do you use your smoke alarm as a dinner bell? Nope I use a timer. It gives it the less burn taste.

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Did it Rain today in Scotland? I want to go to scotland.

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Next week will be the first ever funeral I will experience. It will be a Catholic service. Can someone explain to me what happens? So I know what to expect. There's a whole lot of Hail Mary's. I fall asleep.

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I wish to purchase an M rated video game. i am 17 yrs of age but i don't have photo id and i will not have my parents with me. how i can prove my age to be able to purchase the game i want? That pissed me off too. Like everyone drives, I liked it better when I could just show them my student ID.

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Have you ever had one on of those days were you feel like getting mad and yelling and arguing at people for no apparent reason? having one of those days right now. j/k

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Who wants to live forever? Me! I want to live for ever and be one of those old people who like to talk about have great the past was, even though it wasn't.

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I'm having a hot flush, Is this normal at 19? Nope. Maybe it's the heat wave.

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Some say: "friends don't let friends make stupid decisions." what ever happened to letting friends make smart decisions? Yeah friends aren't really any help with make decisions.

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Is it true that hillary wants to renact the draft order and include women into it? This is way she don't have my vote. i wish I could vote.

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"its the old men who go and declare war, but its the young men that must go and die" do you belive that is true? Is Bush considered old?

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If you were addicted to illegal drugs and were able to stop your addiciton, how did you do it? I would move from my town to another. Less people you know the faster you quit.

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Who here seems to be having the suckiest life ever and you really don't care? I raise both hands + my feet. Hope I don't fall on my ass. lol.

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One week left before the world blows up - What's your plans? I'm going to lay every virgin(if any left) and get drunk.

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Where is the safest place to live in the universe? No where.

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Have you ever said to your wife/gf, or has your hubby/bf ever said to you, "Silence, woman!" I've been told it before but he was serious about it and me laughing didn't help.

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What is your favorite thing to do while on AB?(I like listening to music) Going NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's a situation where you were just dying to say "I told you so"? When I was finally right for the first time. But I can't remember what the conversation was about.

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If your pet was a human what kind of person do you think it would be? A werewolf. I always wanted one.

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How many purple monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many men does it take to wash a toliet? figure that out and you have my answer. :)

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Does anybody get offended when they hear the saying peace love and food stamps? if you do why? Nope cause I use food stamps for food. Any I like to eat.

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Is it weird to you that God made the Earth in "7" days, that on the "7th" day we should rest, there's "7" deadly sins, you win w/ "7" on the craps table, there's "7" continents...does "7" mean something? In numberology it does.

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My friend likes to match the shirt that she's wearing to the color of her underwear. Do you do that? nope. whose going to look at them?

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I’m running out of stupid questions to ask - do you have spare ones lying around that you're not using? my mind draws a blank.

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Ladies: do you consider yourself a diva? Nope.

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Do you come with an owners manual? I bet my parents wished i came with one.

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Why is that some people from the same religion hate each other? They probably don't agree with one other.

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If your pet started talking to you, would you start thinking about all the things you've done in front of it before and whether they know all your little secrets? Yes, then i will finally get the answer why it dosen't want to be potty trained.

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How many of you talk to yourselves? How many of you answer yourselves during your conversations with yourself? I admit that i have the first and second sign of insanity. But I still able to function well in a sane society.

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It is said, if a fork is dropped a man is coming to visit. What does it mean if a spoon is dropped? A trany comes.

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Are any of you related to an idiot? I am the idiot.

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What is the junkie doing on the cloud? floating.

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Do you ever look at your poop before you flush? if so can you guess what meal it was? the meal from 24 hours before

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Will you say something crazy so that I can comment with something crazy back? Your a bad kisser

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Name 3 things that you always have on you? pencils, papers, and ID just in case i'm stolen and found dead.

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What's the view like after opening the beef curtains? Jerky.

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Can you kindly take my pet snail for a slither around the block Yeah I'll be back in about 2 years

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If a fully grown male elephant (wearing giant sized oxygen tanks) gets into a fight with a full size sperm whale in the ocean, who do you think is going to win? The whale.

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If you could have everything you've ever wanted today, would you be happy tomorrow? No i'll be depressed tomorrow. What will I work for now that I have everything.

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Does anyone know how I can grow a beer garden? you can grow those?

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If you could be bottled, what would you be? lubericate LOL.

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Do you wish Homer Simpson was in the running for president? I'll take hilary over him any day.

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Do you prefer inney or outey belly buttons? inney

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When do you know you really screwed up? when i get yelled at for 2 hours about the same thing

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What's the most unexpected thing you ever found in your desk, car, or pockets? I police man.

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Have you witnessed a historical event? i have to write about one and it's very depressing. really it is.

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When do you think human life starts? (conception, first, second or third trimester, birth or anything else?) when you memory kicks in and you start to talking and walking.

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Have you seen the future....if you have, how would you describe it? well there is no life, and that it.

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OK! Who's real here and who's a Bot? I always whated to be a bot(LOL), but i like being really better. makes me feel less of a liar to you guys.

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Ever wonder if there is more to life than just living? doing what you never though possible

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If someone asked you for a hug what would you say? One dollar please.

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In your opinion what is the difference between good advice and sound advice? i rather hear words giving me adives that a bunch of sound.

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I know this sounds stupid here, but can you read? yes and no.

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If "At least theres two of them." is the answer, what is the question? (be creative!!) Are you sure no one would notice my extra breast?

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What's up with that? i just felt like jumping off a bridge.

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What could you go crazy for right about now? leaving this class and candy lot and lot OF CANDY!!!!

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If you could go without ever sleeping, (but would still be perfectly fine and healthy), ..How would you spend your nights? reading and plodding my revenage at the same time. also go clubing, listen to my music full blast till i have to buy a new one because the speakers blew out.

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What do spoons and toilets have in common? they both take care of my personal needs

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WHAT?!? Why do you always blame ME? you were there at the time of the accident.

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Why could someone feel bad after sex? they regret what they just did or maybe they were think of some hotter person than the person they were with at the time.

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What temperature do you like your toilet seats? warm but not hot enough to give me third degree burn.

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I have a headache! Anything wrong with you at this very moment? my teacher is giving me a head ache

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How might one go about performing delicate brain surgery using only an old digital watch, a hard-drive filled to the brim with assorted pornography, a rusty spoon, three dated issues of Women's Weekly, an elderly Jewish man and half a bottle of PepsiBlue? is this hypothetical or do you really need to know? if so, WATCH McGUYVER

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The answer is "Sue me!", what is the question? Why are you trying to kill me?

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Can I set-up my ice cream truck here? yes you can if you have my favorite flavor

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Who thinks that the new military idea for using robots in irac (spelling?) is a good idea? (is it even new or was i reading an old magazine?) Were afew years off of robots, they not even good at defening themselves.

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If you and I were the last two people on Earth, what , besides our predicament, do you think we would talk about? Mybe the stories i lost in the fires.

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Haven't you got any patients to see? yes and one of them is you.

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If you were a cat with nine lives, which life would you be working on now? My last....i'm a really dare kitty.

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When is the worst time to be wearing a rubber suit? Never your protected 24/7 even while in bed.

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Do windmills excite you like they do me? there always entertaining when your bored.

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Is High School really musical? Yes but it's really terrible because people like to sing(talk) at the same time.

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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny? For a guy: In a gay bar. for a girl: in a lesiban bar. for a bisexual: no where.

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Honestly, do I make a difference? yes to those who think you do.

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Will you drink beer if someone pissed in it? HELL NO! that could kill you. although somethings happen when people don't tell you what's in it

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What theme park would you open up in Iraq, Iran, or Burma? Diseny LAND! Because if it annoys me, they should suffer also.

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Is poetry pointless? No. How else am i going to get my anger out let alone stress.

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What was the best Saw movie, if any? The 2 and 3 movie. I really want to see the 4.

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If given the opportunity, what part of your body would you like to advertise? My one of my fingers. because if i don't like the prize they'll be getting "a finger"

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Hello... where does the rubber go from tires as they wear.. imagine the total amount that disappear in the US in just one year.. it is not on the road..? It becomes smoke after is burns off

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If you could be any Greek god or goddess for a day, which one would you be? Athnea...i alway's wanted to be a warrior

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What was the last thing that made you scream out loud? I mean a real good, embarassing high-pitched shriek! My grandmas face in the morning.

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What is your favorite poem? I have 2: "The Poison Tree" by Willam Blake and "The Raven" By Edgar Allen Poe

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Have you ever written poems? yeah, mostly when i'm having a bad day or just when i have an itch to write something down.

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Who would like to wish my dad an early birthday? (his is on december 25th) happy brithday and marry chrismas. My brithday is the 16th.

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How long do you think you could survive with only a cup of water and a slice of bread a day? I don't know let me ask my prison mate.....um, he's dead i guess not long.

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What's your favorite sex position? and why? UUUMMMM....You haveing a werid moment. Hylian says to ride the bionic sea horse.

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What was your parent's nickname for you? DON'T LAUGH!!!!!: It's Bone.

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Remember when we grew old? Yep, wait am only 16. Stop making me feel old! lol

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What is in your head? hopefully a brain, oh and the voices.

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What socks are you wearing? ankle socks, and there white.

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If you have one eye...are you blinkin or winking? i'm sleeping with one eye open.

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Would you be worried at all if someone called and said "I know what you did last summer"? Nope, i have to tell them they have the wrong number since i didn't do anything in the summer except sit at home and read and play video games.

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What makes u happy and sad at the same time? the thought of having a good beginning is a book and have a bad ending in the same book.

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How many guns do you have total (car, house, etc.) and what are they? None, it was something about suicide......

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Do you ever have days when you feel fat even though your really not? Yes in my biology class. the desk are so close i have to move my body back anf forth to get to my desk.

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Kiss a frog for a Prince...what must you kiss to get a Princess? a cat.

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What was one of the most boring moments of your life. That damn rally i had last Friday. I fell asleep rreading my book and dreamed i was reading and woke up still reading it. i didn't figure out i was doing this till fourth period.

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If you had a sniper rifle... what would you do with it? Go on a crazy rampage, takeing everyone out. then go into hideing and change my name and look.

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Where's the after party at?;) It where britty spears passes out on the floor

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What's the funniest way to say hello? when i say hello

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What the first name of the dumbest person you know and why? ME!!!!!!!!!

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? falling for a 30 story building with nothing to catch me

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I need more friends... any one want to be my friend? i already am.

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Do you like pizza? me i like pineapple. peppperoni is kind of dull.

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Do you think that wal-mart should bring back layaway yeah i have things that need to be held till next year

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If you could, what would you have permanently tattooed on your ex bf's or gf's forehead? Low self esteam controlling cry baby

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Is everything under control? no this stupid program i'm working on is not working right and i'm getting a headac

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What is something you haven't seen, but would give your right arm to see? the answer that you probably what get since my mind is blank.

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Would you agree to the idea that ADHD/ADD medication has a negative affect on children until about the age of 15? i know that i'm a little messed up in the head after i took some medications. what do you think? I'm sixteen, and my pills don't work for me and i space out or have ADD moment. But yes if you read the warning label on the side effects it would tell you what could happen it tooken for to long.

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Who wants to give away points cause they feel like it? UMMMMM.....Never going to happen.sorry. besides i can't give any away

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If i said rootabega whats the first thing that comes to mind? There is now way I will every eat that.

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What is the worst life scenario you can think of? 3 car accidents.

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What is the most logical thing you can think of? Programming a program right.

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If you had a baby and he or she was really ugly, and the nurse mistakingly brought you a beautiful baby to take home, would to say anything? yes, i would feel bad

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I have a gift for you, what could it be? a libary in a house that paid for till i die

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Whats the point? there wasn't one i just want to look smart.

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Wanta play doctor? Would I come out alive or dead?

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Does it bug you when people say "n that"? Yeah especially when you don't know what "n' that" means.

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Do horoscopes help or hurt your life? I once read that Virgos make good bus drivers and now I'm concerned that I will never be happy until I become one. Oh there are also other thing Virgos can be. But also sometimes they may be wrong about what you might be.

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Have your kids ever become friends with someone you had a one night stand with or anything else embarrassing? How did it make you feel? it's nice that my child gets along with their half brother. J/K

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Do you girls think about sex as much as men or are the researchers correct that they do not? most do and most don't depends on what they read and what their mind is like.

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I lost my vibrator! Do you remember where I placed it? Check your dresser, it not there kitchen sliverwear drawer. You were trying to freak out you parents by putting it in questionable places for them to find.

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? Well at least it was more than 3 minutes this time.

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What would you do if you put at gun point then asked if you were a christian knowing that if you said yes... you were going to be shot. If i was christian I would say yes and take the bullet, can't lie about faith. But since i'm not actually christain i would say no, then find something hard and throw it at them when their back it turned. I don't want anyone else killed no matter what their religion is.

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Im doing a video documetry of Gothic People were i dress and be Gothic. is there any suggestions as to what i can do to make my video documentry better? be kind of emo. listen to MCR and read books that are demented, like Poe or something like that.

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Has anyone found my phone charger? I've lost it. Yeah in the three phones i have that have no service at all but are used as a alarm clock.

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What was the last thing you accidently sucked up the vaccuum? A fork, and my toilet swallowed my underwear and i never got them back.

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Geez! Isn't this supposed to be easy?! Sorry sweety, but when i said you where jumping of a bridge no one said it was to be easy.

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Don't you think it's time you returned that stuff you borrowed? I say if i still like it and they don't remember what it was when you ask keep it, other than that i'll give back what they remember.

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Well i know im the most popular person on AB, but what would you do if i couldnt come one here any more? die of bordom in class. i'll probably trying to take over the teachers computer, after i tie him in his chair.

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I love men, cocktails, and sex. Now what is so bad about that? Nope, but i don't like cocktails.

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Are there any points in your closet? nope can't really find anything.

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Would you be proud or annoyed if a new character in a popular television show was given your name? What if that character was really bad? Annoyed. I already get called Sony playstation.

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I'm going to rake all the leaves in my backyard into a huge pile this weekend... Who wants to jump in them? OOOHHH....ME ME ME! I love jumping in leaves!

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Would you be happy to stay in a waxwork museum for a night by yourself? Yeah as long as they stay lifeless. and Paris Hilton is not making a movie about it.

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I am feeling a little insecure, will you cuddle with me? are you cute like a rabbit or tiger.

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What would you do if you were up the creek without a paddle? Hope there is not water fall at the end.

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Should we let animals vote? UUUMMM....i think they will have a hard time reading.

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If you had a boyfriend that could only hold an orgam for 1 minute, would you ditch him or stay with him? Okay this is not a real person alright. it's just hypotheical question.

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Do you have a nickname and why? I got many nicknames some came change from over time. One is Bone. yeah that one got changes over time, especially when people have wrong minds.

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If you were stranded in the desert, what would you do? I would probably be swimming in the sand because i gone crazy from no water. Should have drank from the catus.

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When you were a kid did you ever think that our universe was inside a tear or a drop of water in some other universe? yeah i always think that when i see rain, or when i watch the Grinch who stole Christmas movie.

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Has anyone called you a liar? How did you handle the situation? I called them a liar. i mean if they accuse me of lying when i wasn't then they are a liar too.

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If you died would you be ok with a gay couple raising you child! As long as my child don't turn out to be gay as well.

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How do you deal with mean people? I would give them a few choice words from my vocabulary, then wack them with a Manners Book.

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When you here the word "gang", what do you think of? Drop and cover. There might be a drive by.

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Do you have a message you would like to share with the world? global warming is coming and it's all are fault.

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Is killing always bad? Depends what you did it for.

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If you knew the sun was going to explode, would you stick around to find out what life would be like or would you end your time early? Stick around to say "I told you so."

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Who says that you can't have ice cream for breakfast? My grandma. but that don't stop me from haveing a POP-Tart

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What word do you often see mispelled that drives you crazy? the word it's or its. people you it's for its. It's kind of werid when you see: The dog it's(it is)sitting.

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This world has just gone so wrong. do you agree with me that eaither we all should just get along or go ahead and die? I agree with both actually get along or die.

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If your radio is stuck on one station, what station would it be? Alternative. But not the Oldie, like 60's oldies

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Who would you like to Thank? The people who had no lives and made this website.

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Halloween's coming up - what are some prudent precautions and effective defensive weapons and countermeasures against swarming zombie attacks? Ideally, collateral damage should be limited. Attack Zombie, there be no use of trying to kill them their already dead.

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If You have an ADHD/ADD/Bi-polar boy between the ages of 11 to 18 and you can't manage them, would you like help? Hey i ADD and i'm a girl, and i still need help paying attention. Which i'm doing right now, when i'm suppose to be doing my work.

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Is there anyone feeling depressed today? Yeah thats beacaus my homeowrks not finished.

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If your best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend tore off a piece of gum that they were already chewing and offered to you, would you put it in your mouth and chew it? No I would ask for another piece of gum, and one that didn't come from their mouth.

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Ok, I need a head count. How many of you, my fellow Abers, are planing to tuck yourselves away in my suitcase? Do I have to be chopped up before I get in?

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What would you do if you had a wife/husband that would be willing to do you in a heartbeat when ever you wanted and wherever you wanted? I'll let them hang for half the year then go at it the other half. he he.

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What god do you worship and why? None. I one of those people who think outside the box. DON"T KILL MEEE!!!!

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How desperate are you for a date or love of your life? Not that desprate. I could wait till death if I wanted too.

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Would you jump off of a two-story roof onto the hard dirt ground for $1000? yeah if that goes to my funeral. But I would probably ask for more money.

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Do you believe that Samuel G. Howe created the braille code for the blind? Yeah I think he only did that to make money. But it seem he was also probably useing it for morse code because I can't understand it.

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Can anyone verify if having a mental block is where the term "Block Head" came from? Probably did come form mental block since when you have one you all ways say something that tolally stupid.

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If I buy a milkshake from McDonald's and spill it on my lap while driving, can I sue them for $2.5 million for frostbite because there’s no warning printed on the cup? Yeah If you got evidence of frostbite.

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Hey hey you you wanna be my girlfriend!? Nope. I don't need a girlfriend.

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I noticed today that I just became an AB Professor. Do you think I should have gotten my degree first? Yeah how they hell are you going to teach the damn people if you don't know anything?

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WHO WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND? Kennan wants to be your friend. And me I guess I will too.

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If you could say one thing to the entire world at once, what would it be and why? Were not perfect, I just want to see some people protest.

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When you go out, what do you take with you and doesn't come back with it? Myself, and for some reason it always comes back home.

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Are you naughtier here at Answerbag than in real life? I am ;) Nope my mind was already naughty to begin with

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If you could sream anything right at this moment, at the top of your lungs; what would you you scream? Life sucks get a helmet.

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If you woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water but when you returned to bed and saw yourself sleeping in it, what would you think? I hope I didn't piss myself, grandma just took away my my plastic sheet.

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What strange thing can you do with your body? I poke it to see if it's alive.

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Complete the sentence.....In a perfect world men would have.......? brains, bigger penis, not gay, and know when to talk.

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What would we fight a war with if there were no guns or missiles? With forks and spoons of course, along with a cannon ball and a really big sling shot.

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What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself? I would fall off my chair and hit my head on the edge of the table then on a book, then the floor. (get you out of class).

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What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard) They call be Bi Courious for some reason. I'm guessing Curious Geroge was taken. lol

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What is the daftest question you can think of? What is the dafest question you can think of? lol What time is it?(they say this with the clock is right in front of them).

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What's the funniest thing you've ever seen? (If it's on the net by any chance, leave a link?) a fat person in a motor wheelchair and they are tring to race another fat person in a motor wheel chair.

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When was the last time you flipped someone the bird? It was to the bird in the tree in the park, because it flipped me the bird first with it's wing.

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When you erase letters on your PC screen, where do they go? Are they sad there? They go in the trash. then are recyled. Yeah, recycling!!!.

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Can you guess what foods I eat? (I don't eat most) bread and water.lol

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Am i the only person in the world who has put a 9 volt battery on her toung just to see if it still had some battery acid in it? Will if it don't kill you. A wine bottle cork will.

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Stop that! Don't you know that you'll go blind?! What wrong with pokeing my eye out with a stick.

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I (idne) am leaving Saturday to go on vacation and I won't be online for several days. Have you made plans for how you will cope with my absence? yep. I will read like mad. I when I remember you I will have a tissue ready, and a river when i'm done.

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Look behind you....what is the most interesting thing you saw? The back of a computer monitor. Think for reminding me that I'm in class.

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What are you known for, in your circle of friends? Haveing a mind that is not all there and saying things that were out the the bag.

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What's the worse sound you can imagine hearing? The sound of my grandma in the morning.

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What is in your front left pocket? Pencils and pens. Although I'm not useing them right now.

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Why aren't you dead yet? beacuse they have to decide to keep me here everytime time I tried to die.

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Which Dr. Seuss character are you? http://tinyurl.com/2ks9h2 Great I'm the Grinch. I really didn't need to take the quiz at all, although I really won't steal Chrismas my brithday is in that month.

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What do I have to do to get your attention? Ask for it. And if i'm reading wait till I finish the chapter then ask for it. If I didn't take my pill for ADD, GOOD LUCK!!!.

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Are those real?! You know they are real we went bra shopping together last week. lol.

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Name the closest thing to you that is red? My hair and the book they boy is reading next to me

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What is the most random thing you can tell me right now? I have a headace, I rather be six feet under. And my teacher is a fat ass annoy man.

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Close your eyes. What do you hear? Those damn voice that tell me to get back to work. and those other voice who argue with the other voice. then my voice that tells them to all get over it. then there's that voice that's not suppose to be there, and alway's puts it 2 cents in everything i do.

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If you found a bottomless pit, what would you do? (be imaginative) I go down there and see it hell was real or not. then I can tell the church people if what they believe in is fiction ot real.

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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning? I just screwed a girl that looks like a guy! SHIT!!!

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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny? In your mom's living room whiles she's in there.

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? A whole bunch of sweets and water.

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? I will be very annoying and counterdic everything you say.

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Where did you lose your virginity? in the bed room of my friends house

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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed? Your going to need alittle help next time with you pill friend.

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How do you distinguish real friends from people who you claim to be your friends? Their they one that are always there for you that's your real friend, not they ones that are just there to get attention from everyone.

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Do you get along better with people who are older than you, or younger? Younger because they can't tell you their life stories.

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I am interested in sleeping with an older man mainly just for the experience. I am 22 and some of my friends think it is gross. He is 43. Is this normal? And no I am not looking for a "father figure"? Hey that guy has experience go for it!

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Three words after sex, what would you say? this it? damn.

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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now? I was 14 teen now i'm 16 and I havn't done it since.

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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :) I would rather read all day about fantasy. I would rather be in my english class all day too.

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