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You're most likely to use a whole box of tissues during __________?
masterbation :)
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Bedtimes are ___________?
for those who don't know how to party.
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What does it mean when a married man says he has bottled up feelings for you.
It means he doesn't have enough balls to do as he feels so he gives a lackluster one-liner hoping you take the lead. Stay away from this pig as he needs to hit the bottle, not "bottle up feelings".
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What makes you say yes, absolutely?
when someone asks "would you like another shot?"...my response, YES ABSOLUTELY!
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Who do you know who can get a point across to anyone by using as few words as possible?
God.
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Is your Tuesday a Snooze Day, Blues Day, Cruise Day, Booze Day, Good News Day, or Confuse Day?
All of the above.
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Do all men like skinny woman?
Downrate if you will but... YES
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How does a stepparent explain to his 5 year old son about adoption and having a deadbeat or absent biological father?
He doesn't explain but gives a choice at a later age.
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What do you think women really want?
From experience, Yet another new pair of shoes...
Or so they say.
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What are your thoughts on this image... click on hyperlink below
Live & let live.
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So I'm unemployed, and I'm down to my last five bucks in life. Do I go and have myself a delicious and satisfying combo meal at wendys and smile to myself, or save it responsibly in case something comes up this week until i get my paycheck?
#6 biggie size with an application to go please.
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Here's a complicated one, I'm 24 my girlfriend is 16 years older than me (which was complicated enough) now I find myself completely in love with her 14 year old daughter. What to do?
The correct quesion should be "do you think its bad I am dating a child molestor.
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If you knew you will become rich, happy, and famous by doing what you despise the most for the next 30 years, would you do it?
Absolutley not... I've already done a job for 6 years for the money and it's dirt.
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What does no man want but no man wants to lose
His dad coming out of the closet.
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How to get guys to notices me in school?
Hike up your skirt a bit.
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Because I don't get along with his adult children, why dose he think this gives him a right to cheat on me?
Any excuse is a good excuse to play the blame game and not take responsibility for his own actions.
Sorry :)
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Why do guys like sex?
I heard that women like it much more than guys do but hold back more so then men. Either way, guys like sex because...
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What do men think just after Sex
"I hope she has her own cab fare..."
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Party like its ....?
1999
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When I first heard McCain had picked Gov Palin for VP, I thought he should be drug tested. However, after seeing her speech and thinking about it (Woman, working class, mother, anti-old boy, etc.) I think he may have out Obamaed Obama. What is your take
I agree with you 100%! At first I was in shock but the more I research the ticket, Its a sure Winner! yet another example of a great choice by a great leader. God bless Mccain & The USA...May the best party win!
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Why would you vote for Senator McCain? Why not?
Let's see... Um, Absolutley YES!
Bottom line, proven track record vs. 4 year senator of Chicago with no military experience.
However, If Obama were Collen Powell, that would be another story!
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Lost my _______?
my wife to my neighbor.
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What are some of the advantages of living in a city?
Batman, superman & thor are your closet neighbors.
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Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
the wright side.
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On average, how much foreplay does it take to get you in the mood?
Haven't you heard...Men are microwaves & women are ovens.
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Who do you think is more conniving: men or women?
Trick question...but, women are since how Eve forced Adam to eat the fruit. :)
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What is the best way to overcome my fear of approaching women?
approach men.
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My bf is Mexican and Im persian. we have been together 4 months and have a perfect relationship but my parents do not approve of his race?? I love him and want to be with him but i can not get my parents to accept him.
Don't your parents have a "cha-ste-gar-ee" planned for you? mexa-key duce na dar-e... cass-ef-eh.
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CAN ANYONE SMELL THEIR NEIGHBOURS COOKING, SMOKING ETC...?
My girlfriend once lived in a duplex and on the other side lived an Asian family and everytime I went over it was the most discusting smell ever... Needless to say, she moved out as fast as she moved in...
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How many _______ do you have?
Two...both are attached and properly placed in my sack. Thanks for asking! :)
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Why do guys like virgin's so much?
Because there's only one #1 !!!
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HAS EVERY ONE VANISHED OFF AB?
Firebrand went missing for 13 straight weeks...
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What's your favourite random word?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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If I'm falling, will you catch me?
Only if you're falling from heaven.
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When you're making love, do you prefer the lights on, off, or a dim lit room?
I guess it depends on who I am with...
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What is the best thing about being a parent?
Broken down it's only 216 months from birth of child support... j/k :)
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Size 8 is overweight? Apparently, that's the new plus-size.
Over weight is determined by your body mass index (BMI) and not by a dress size. Some designers actually market an 8 as a size 7 so the consumer feels like they are thinner than they are.
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If you had your bf/gf password to his/her cell phone would you check it to see if someone else is calling if someone was calling what would you do?
Why would an honest person need a password just for their cell phone?
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What will you do, when your children have grown up and moved out?
I'll answer this question in another 12 years when I know...thanks!
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What do you think of Lesbians?
same thing I think of everyone else... Live and let live.
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I'm 18. Am I too young to get married according to you? Why or why not? (I just want to see if I can prove you wrong).
You're not "too young to get married"...Do as you please. Sometimes experience is the best teacher. All I know from personal experience is that I married a 16 year old when I was 19...and needless to say, that lasted a whole 18 months. Apparently, she wanted someone else. Go figure. :)
GOOD LUCK
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If a teenage boy was harrassing your teenage boy everyday at school, what would you do?
Go to the bullies house with mu son and speak with all parties involved about the escalating situation.
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I've heard of a tricycle and a unicycle, but what's a menstrualcycle?
It's what I give the best mustace rides on! :)
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Men: Would you date a women that is taller than you?
No...I tried it once and felt like I was dating a ladder.
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Are you any different than you were a year ago?
yea...I am a lot rounder now!
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Is God pleased with America?
God is pleased with the entire world...USA included.
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Where do you get your news?
www.cnn.com
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Do you drink Red Bull and how many cans do you drink a week?
Usually I drink a 4 pack a day. I buy the case of 24 at Costco to keep up with my habit... oh, and I prefer sugar free. :) jitter...jitter...twitch...twitch...
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Is it good to keep an eye contact while talking with a girl?
They say the way to a womans heart is through her eyes...I don't know if it's true though. :)
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Why is the Amazon River called the Amazon River?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_River
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It is universally accepted that it is morally wrong to lie. For believers in God; Is it right to lie to Satan?
As a "beleiver" it is taught that one should never engage in a conversation with Satan... So if you lie to Satan, it would require you to engage in conversation with him, in turn making it absolutely immoral. +++
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I like a girl and i want to know if she likes me how do i know if she is flirting with me or not im in high school. and im going to a small party that she is gonna be at this weekend.
For 100% accuracy,
Ask one of the following:
Magic 8 Ball.
Ouijia Board.
Palm reader.
Or text "lover" to 85691 on your cell phone *
*only $2.95 per text monthly subscription on $19.95 will be conviently added to your bill.
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What celebrity would you invite to your friendly game of "Strip poker"?
Can I invite two please...
Olsen twins.
(post Full House era)
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What do you usually get when you go to a Mcdonald's.
#1 ... Bigmac combo (large size) with Coke to drink. Salt & Ketchup to go, please.
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How do you feel about dating someone that smokes?
its butt.iful!
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What made the "Good Old Days?" good?
Cheap gas prices & a stable economy where anyone had opportunity to get ahead!
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Is there anything else to use besides either a tampon or a pad?
A lot of women would prefer my fingers or togue.
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Is an IQ of 70 very poor?
Poor compared to what? Average IQ for a person is 100. Although I saw a documentary where a woman's defense for murder was that she was border line "retarded" with an IQ of 74... Nevertheless, she was sentenced to 5 years until it was appealed.
:)
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What is the last thing you put your signature on?
Signed a check today.
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If I told you I had an "opportunity" would you want to take a look at it?
Tell me what you think. :)
http://www.mymonavie.com/mmds/opportunity_payplan.asp
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What is the perfect answer if a woman asks you how old you think she is?
5 years younger than what you really think. :)
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Whats the worst thing you can do?
The worst thing a person can do according to Dante is as followed in ranks:
Dante and Virgil enter the wide gates of Hell and descend through the nine circles of Hell. In each circle they see sinners being punished for their sins on earth; Dante sees the torture as Divine justice. The sinners in the circles include:
Circle One - Those in limbo
Circle Two - The lustful
Circle Three - The...
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What brand is the "whiskey in the jar"
I think your talking about "Knob Creek" Whiskey.
:)
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Why do hot dogs come in packages of six and the buns come in packages of eight?
The hotdog + hotdog bun companies have come together and decided this so that you will have to buy more hotdogs and then more hotdog buns and so on and so forth so that you will have to buy more!
www.hotdogconspiracy.com
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Is there life after death? One day we are going to die. Is that it? Work, work, work...die?
To come to the belief that there is likely no life after death, one would have to accept ALL of the following:
1) NDEs and/or OBEs do not actually occur and are just part of the brain's chemistry.
2) Jesus Christ, Mohammed, etc. were all frauds (or were given fraudulent information by someone or something eg. alien beings).
3) Ghosts, poltergeists, angels, and spirits are not what...
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If you were stranded on a desert island, and you had giant bologna sandwiches for feet, would you eat your own feet to survive?
Yes! & I'd love to finish with a vienna sausage for dessert!
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Ok so, I am 22 and I have 2 kids and I am married me and my husband dont get along I have to horde money to make sure the bills are paid dont know where his checks are going. I want a divorce but I am to scared to do so.
Roll the Die & hit the road.
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What is JISM?
JISM = Jordan Institute for Standards and Metrology
JISM = Japanische Internationale Schule München
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You have ten minutes to pick out something to show me from your home. (Nothing sexual please!) What would you show me? Why that?
I do have 10 mins, so here's my liquor from my home.
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If I gave you fifty dollars, what would you spend it on?
Didn't the feds already try this with the stimulous checks? I'am spending mine on a Gift card! Good at any china based company.
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If you were a place, what type of place would you be?
I'd probably be that annoying zit in your nose you just can't do anything about. ugh.
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What kind of person destroys a celebration?
a party pooper.
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I was gonna ask deeply personal question-but not sure now-I think I'll lay back and wait-for more ponts or whatever so people will trust in me and give me credence. I'm not goint to put this question up --I'm crying as I write this and need.ahh forget it
+ 5 for making me feel bad reading a question...um, statement. :)
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What would you think if your partner told you they had a secret to tell you?
play 20 questions...
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If you had a delete button in your life, what would you delete?
My entire history.
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If i were to be bad how would you punish me?
Let's see...um, a gag ball might set you straight.
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Is it okay for a guy to spend his birthday at a party for his guy friend, instead of spending it with his girlfriend of 6 years?
100 % YES! It's his B-day, he should do as he pleases...within reason.
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Let's play _________?
Twister naked with Crisco grease on the mat.
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Can you describe your life with a six word sentence?
Young & successful, its that simple!
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Viva _______?
Gordita!
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My asshole is hairy.. is that normal?
Please don't take up strip dancing. I hate bikini spiders! eewwwwww...
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Hey men! Is how a girl smells a turn on if so what?
I thought the reason girls pierce their belly buttons was so that they can hang an air freshener...which is a huge turn on!
Let the DR begin. :(
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Whats the best songs to listen to while being intimate with your significant other?
You think you're a man by Divine !
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Do you think Hillary and Bill still get it on?
IF they can make it through the dust and cobb webs, then Yes, they still have sex. Maybe even have treesomes occasionally with Monica.
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What words or letters can you make a name from VFD? I found out Volentary Fire Department, but what else could it stand for?
Here is a list of all VFD possibilities.
http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=vfd&Find=find&string=exact
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I'm going to bar, what can I get you?
Johnny Walker blue straight up with a side cart to follow & a water back.
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What is "normal", and by whose standards?
Normal is conforming to the standard or the common. Normal is determined by mass opinion by many people thinking or beleiving the same views.
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What should I pay first: my collection debt or my rent?
Definatley rent...You won't be able to pay anything from a box.
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I just saw something in your front yard as I came in. What WAS that thing?
That's just my midget farm you passed...Pay no attention to them.
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What do you do, when all you have been leaving for is gone.....How do you find the strength to carry on?
Hit the repeat button on my Ipod...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU ? (Michael Bolton)
I could hardly believe it
When I heard the news today
I had to come and get it straight from you
They said you were leavin'
Someone swept you heart away
From the look upon your face I see it's true
So tell me all about it, tell me 'bout the plans you're makin'...
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Do you want my job?
If it involves people, no.
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If a mans phone is ringing at 330am who would be calling? Suggestions please
Telemarketer desperate to make a sale before weeks end.
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If you had a 37 year old sister who was a drug addict, who had stolen from your 60 year old mother to support her habit, and who was on probation, would you turn her in to her probation officer in order to get her out of your mother's house?
Turn her in or turn your mom into heaven. Which do you prefer?
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The rich get richer and the poor get ______?
Taxed to death.
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What mobile phone do you like?
I've had the razor, chocolate & blackberry. Of the 3, I think blackberry is best. :)
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What do you think of Steve Balmer (watch video in answer), Microsofts' CEO?
Steve Balmer!
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The Cookie Monster eats cookies. What kind of monster are you?
I guess I could be the hamburgler. Also, did you hear there is no more cookie monster, they replaced him with the carrot monster to promote health!
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Why exactly is marijuana illegal?
Marijuana for medical purposes in California is Legal.
Medical marijuana: Medical patients and their designated primary caregivers may legally possess and cultivate, but not distribute or sell, marijuana under Health and Safety Code 11362.5 (Prop 215) if they have a physician's recommendation or approval.
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Was there ever a time that a person said something that totally shocked you so much that you still think about it from time to time?
This one time at band camp...
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Do you need to go to a dentist?
No, thankfully Vaneers can't get cavities! :)
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What is the basic unit of society?
A political system to enforce common laws to obide by. :)
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Do you talk fast?
Like a bullet! My silver togue has helped me sell more snake oil than I know what to do with. :O
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What are some words that a man should never say? Here are some of my answers...pedicure, gorgeous, petite.
Cu*t
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What do you do when your heart hurts?
Tums or rollaids.
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You're the pilot of an airplane that travels from New York to Chicago - a distance of 800 miles. The airplane travels at 200 m.p.h. and makes one stop for 30 minutes. What is the pilot's name?
Beef Chuck.
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Can i have your number
I am # 1!
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Call me at 281-919-8188 can i have your number
I called at 12:55 PM (est)... No one answered & I got a automated voice mail. :(
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Worst possible statement!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
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How rare are you?
I am like my steaks...medium-rare.
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Who here has a pet that they cannot live without? Are they like a family member to you?
I do! They were lost for one day and that was the worst day of my life. :( luckly, we found them.
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How can I legally make myself rich? and I mean Stinking rich!
www.Amway.com
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23 year old friend of mine thinks that he is in love with a 17 year old girl. I tell him that its dangerous territory but he doesnt agree and says "shes got the maturity of a women of 25. What should i do? I love my friend and I dont want him to get hurt!
Ask the police what they think you should do.
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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates.
ARMENIA
Armenia (Armenian: Հայաստան Hayastan), officially in English the Republic of Armenia, is a landlocked mountainous country in Eurasia between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea in the Southern Caucasus. It borders Turkey to the west, Georgia to the north, Azerbaijan to the east, and Iran and the Nakhchivan exclave of Azerbaijan to the south. A transcontinental country at the...
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Would you date a man or woman who weighed 20 stone(280 pounds)?
I did...& she didn't just take the whole cake, she took the entire bakery!
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IF SOMEONE PURCHASED AN ITEM FOR $1500.00 AND THE SALES TAX IS 5% WHAT WILL BE THE TOTAL PRICE OF THE ITEM
1225.00
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How does someone go about removing a father's name from a birth certificate in the state of Maryland?
You will need a court order directing this office to remove the father's name from the certificate. The same court order can be used to have the child's name changed.
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Ice cream floats: what brand and flavor of soda & ice cream is the most delicious together?
Sherbert & Sprite.
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Should Clinton quit the race?
By continuing, all she's doing is allowing Mccain to build a solid campain for November while the dems fight over a front runner. The optimal thing for the democratic party would be for Obama to run for Pres. & Hillary as Vice Pres. (or vice versa)in a new campain. This would almost guarantee Dems would win in Nov. :)
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I just ran out of coffee. What can you bring me that isn't Starbucks?
A Redbull... It will give you wiings!
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Does a good husband make a good wife; or a good wife makes a good husband
Absolutely not. I have known many "good wives" with poor husbands and vice versa. However, there is good in all. :)
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Do you speak any languages other than English? Can you read and write in those languages too?
Only Spanglish.
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What would you rather drink?? martini, red wine or champagne?
A bottle of Korbels and I am set..Thanks! :)
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HOW DOES ALCOHOL CAUSE DRUNKENNESS?
A person is said to suffer from alcohol intoxication when the quantity of alcohol the person consumes exceeds the individual's tolerance for alcohol and produces behavioral or physical abnormalities. In other words, the person's mental and physical abilities are impaired. The person can't function and certainly should not be operating a motor vehicle.
Causes: Alcohol is a...
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Do guys like "girly" girls?
only if they are straight.
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When have you been proud of yourself?
I am on the wall at fuddruckers, I survived the fuddruckers challenge! (1 lb cheeseburger, large shake, large fries in one sitting) Have the T-shirt to prove it!
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What does FAQ mean i have see that all the time plz tell me?
frequently asked questions
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Whats has been the most romantic moment of your life to date?
View from our hotel room in Hawaii...
Need I say more?
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What are the negative sides to public displays of affection?
Loss of credibility by others.
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How can I make myself Throw up on purpose? My Stomach feels soooooo full of gas!! LOL
Since ipicac syrup has been off the market in the USA for a few years, I would suggest taking a toothbrush and shoving it down your throat to stimulate your gag reflexes. Hope this helps...
PS. don't get into a habit of this. :)
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Is reincarnation making a comeback?
Reincarnation was never in, so it couldn't possibly come back.
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I just moved to Kentucky, what do you think of when you think of Kentucky?
Kentucky Blue Grass.
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Do you see any problems with dating a mommas boy?
When push comes to shove, he'll date his momma.
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Where do I find the pulley configuration on a 1999 eclipse?
http://www.freeengineinfo.com/wp-includes/images/timing%20belt%20pulley.JPG
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Do you give peas a chance?
I've given peas & Peace a chance and still no luck.
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What is the best way to start a conversation with a beutiful woman? Do pick up lines work? And if so... which ones?
Of course... the pick-up line with the best success rate is:
"Nice shirt...Wanna F**k?"
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When he's in love with you he will _______?
let you know.
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When did you quit?
"winners never quit and quitters never win"...therefore, I haven't quit yet!
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What /Who gets you through each day?
A shot of Vodka :(
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What are Shannanigans?
I think you mean "shenanigan"
A deceitful trick; an underhanded act.
Remarks intended to deceive; deceit. Often used in the plural.
A playful or mischievous act; a prank.
Mischief; prankishness. Often used in the plural.
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How far can the flying fish fly?
A flying fish doesn't actually fly but glides. Flying Fish can glide as far as 100 metres and as high as one metre above the surface.
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What is the largest flower in the world?
This flower, Raffflesia micropylora Meijer, is the largest in the world, reaching up to 3 feet (1 meter) across.
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Where is the oldest school in the United States?
The school of Hard Knocks Established July 4th,1777
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What is a "squared circle"?
squared circle =(pie R squared)squared.
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How do you dole out points? Does someone get your Max points just for answering? Do you give out less than Max points to bad answers?
All or nothing with me!
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When will the world end?
Friday April 13, 2029...A asteroid is supposed to hit the planet causing massive floods & unhabital temperatures.
Reference:
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/13may_2004mn4.htm
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
That shirt is really becoming on you...then again, I'd be cuming if I were on you too.
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What would you do if your mum is disabled and your step dad run off with your g/f?
Call the Jerry Springer show. :)
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What is a must do before dying?
Top 10 things to do before you die:
1. Sucker-punch your boss.
2. Become a member of the Mile High Club, even if you have to do it alone.
3. Go to your high school reunion dressed as a homeless guy.
4. Stand outside the Today Show window and moon Al Roker for two straight hours.
5. Drink an entire keg of Guinness by yourself (no time limit).
6. Test-drive a top-end sports car...
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Name some secret signs, words, or quirks, you and your s/o have that you can display in public but only you two would know what they meant?
I'd tell you, but its a secret between my wife and I. ;)
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What is the meaning of life?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1
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So what if I'm a Satanist?
Satanism can refer to a number of belief systems depending on the user and context. Common use of the word generally refers to the worship of Satan as described in the Christian Bible or the practice of ritual magic. [1] However, by the actual adherents, the suffix -ism is used by some groups to suggest the definition as an act or practice,[clarify] as opposed to the oft-assumed definition as...
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How can we best prepare our children for the future?
Educate effectively on social issues, history & social skills while providing them with advanced learning tools, computers & resources.
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Its it normal to never use a glass (for drinking) and always use mugs?
It's perfectly normal...if you live in mantucket, KY.
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Do you, or have you ,ever worn socks with sandels?
Although I have absolutely no fashion sense, I can proudly say that I do not, and have not, worn any sandals with any pair of socks.
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Who leads the army of darkness?
Bruce Campbell of course.
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What cell phone service is better Cingular, Verison, Cricket, ect...?
Verizon has the most reliable service for dropped calls but Cricket offers unlimited minutes for one flat rate with no credit check. Cingular offers the most comprehensive phones (E.g the Iphone).
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Ok do you find it wierd for a guy to cry after a girl breaks up with him after only six weeks and he never took the girl on a date, only held hans with her at school?
No, if I held hands with you and broke up, I don't know how I could live with myself.
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Do you talk to yourself?
NO...Only the voices in my head talk to me.
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You hit a fork in the road, which way do you go?
It seems like I've always "zigged" when I should have "zagged" in my life, so I think I'll go with....um, left.
(Please God let this be the right decision)
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How proactive are you at preventing identity theft?
I subscribe to prepaid legal, have insurance on all my credit cards and have life alert, since how identity theft is the fastest growing crime...now, whats your social security number again? LOL / JK
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What are the most amount of points you've ever gotten from a question?
159 and counting
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/302541
but the most points I've ever seen from aquestion is over 1300 points:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/171787
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How do you know you're buzzing?
If there's a stinger on your ass.
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Why does Fun keep falling down? (First thing that comes to mind)
Because boredom is on the rise!
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If you dont trust your partner.... does that mean that you dont have feelings/love them?
Damn..,after reading all the answers, it looks like I am screwed since how my wife doesn't trust me as far as she can throw me.
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My boyfriend talks about my friend all the time and when she is with us he doesnt act normal or like he always does i talked to him and asked if he liked her he said no.... w.t.f i dont know what to do
Tell him your friend told you secretly that she like him and see how he acts then. If he starts getting excited & asking questions, then you know he likes her.
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Which did you prefer as a kid, The Jetsons or The Flintstones?
I hated both...but I sure loved the animated movie "the finstones meet the Jetson's" that was a classic.
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When you hear 'Benedict' what do you think of?
Eggs benedict & Benedict Arnold. Both came to mind at the same time.
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Do you have any idea what a reference like cruel as a Hydra would mean?
A hydra is defined as:
Classical Mythology. a water or marsh serpent with nine heads, each of which, if cut off, grew back as two; Hercules killed this serpent by cauterizing the necks as he cut off the heads.
So, I would guess someone would think you're as cruel as a snake...?
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So what did you think when you saw the picture of George W. Bush standing next to the Pope?
Misery loves company!
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How can a 13 year old boy get a condom without stealing or anything will they cell it to you?
You can legally buy condoms anywhere. If you're too embarrassed at your age, you can obtain them for free from any planned parenthood organization or fromvending machines in mens restrooms.
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What would be your ingredients for making a Happiness Pie?
Add a dash of my wife mix 1 child, and age to perfection. :)
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What defines who you are?
Morals, values & ethics.
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I'm feeling burned out by all my studies at college, how can I get re-energized?
HOPE THIS HELPS!
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Do you know who you really are?
No. I fact, I think that everyone has an "X" factor to them in which no one was meant to understand. This would explain a lot of crazy things in the world. :)
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Is there anyone you can't look at without smiling?
Absolutely not! I love you all... :)
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How would I be able to win your heart?
We can play a game of poker where winner takes both hearts. :)
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What exactly is considered incest?
sexual intercourse between closely related persons or the crime of sexual intercourse, cohabitation, or marriage between persons within the degrees of consanguinity or affinity wherein marriage is legally forbidden.
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Who remembers Gary Neuman?
A LEGEND!
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It's all good until ___________?
Until daddy took the T-bird away!
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How many sexual partners does a lady have to have to be considered a slut?
I think what consitutes a "slut" isn't the amount of partners she's had but if they engage in sexual acts for monitary gain.
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What makes a relly bad question?
Bigoted questions, racist questions, insulting questions, uneducated questions, duplicates & misleading ones.
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"Do you think this is honest or suspicious my ex gf sent me this email (email text in my answer)"
I fink she might be in the third grade.
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It's 5:30. Time for a nice glass of chardonnay. Who'll join me?
Of Course! I prefer merlot, but chardonnay will do just fine... :)
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Does anyone else like the band Supertramp?
Since I own their entire discography on hot wax...yeah, I am with you I like them!
http://www.supertramp.com.br/discography.html
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When were bras first created?
The first modern bra was invented by a New York socialite named Mary Phelps Jacob way back in 1913 (I'm sure that a lot of women want to believe that a man invented this torturous device, but it was a woman).
Mary had just purchased a sheer evening gown for one of her social events that poor people like myself will never get to attend.
She had a problem.
At that time,...
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Who has the best cheeseburgers?
They're fast, they're easy, and next to apple pie, they are as American as you can get. Whether you like your hamburger made of beef or something more exotic, like kangaroo, there's a hamburger for every taste. Thirteen billion hamburgers are consumed each and every year. Clearly, Americans have a love affair with burgers, and with several phenomenal hamburger joints scattered...
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Do you like street magic?
if yes why?
if no why?
No...Simply put, David Blain & others are fake. I saw it on an episode of magic exposed.
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What is the one question that you should never ask a man?
Is that an "outtie Belly button"?
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Have you ever invested in an oil lease? If so how did you decide which one and how did it work out for you?
Yes I did with American Gas & oil Coalition. And lost every cent. For me, it was the biggest scam & I still couldn't tell you anything about it since the "Seasoned investor" didn't seem to know anything either...except how to have people sign checks over. Good Luck!
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In Louisiana anyone convicted of raping a child under 12 years of age could be sentenced to death. Do you think this is a just punishment?
Provided the justice system was fair with factual evidence I think this would be okay. Over time, sexual crimes involving a minor may decrease. :)
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Why is it so much fun to bite people?
When you're Charlie!
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Do you think the Gods are crazy?
100% yes...And I don't want to start any blashempous rumors but I think that God has a sick sense of humor & when I die I expect to find him laughing.
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How long has it been since you've seen an armadillo?
last week...Everytime I go into Texas Roadhouse restraunt, they have this ugly stuffed amarillo staring at me as I down my steak.
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What makes a person so called GOOD IN BED?
Experience...since how practice makes perfect!
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What are a man's LEAST two favorite words?
Honey DO...
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How could the world be improved?
Pay It Forward
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What's a good way too say i'm sorry to someone?
Flowers & a card.
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Do you think rich selfish people get into heaven?
Yes, I think they will be in heaven. However, if you are religious & beleive in the bible it does say:
...I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24
I still don't know what that translates too.
GOOD...
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What if you had nine lives?
I'd Kill Myself.
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Where can I find/see a Fairy?...I have seen fairy rings (circle of mushrooms), but never a fairy...
In San Fransico.
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Guy i like chews... deal with it?
Hell no...Give him some nicoderm CQ and kick teh habit!
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Joseph Smith Jr. recorded a prophecy that there “should be both good and evil spoken of [him] among all people.” Do you find it interesting that people that try to disprove his prophecies are actually fulfilling one?
I am afraid if I don't answer with an answer that is "Pro-mormon" I'll be downrated just as I was for:
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2744532
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Why is the price of printer-ink so outrageously high?
It's to pad the pockets of executives of computer companies. A few ways to cut costs are as followed:
Reduce, reuse
Shop for deals and returns
Try refills
Put four images on one page for draft work
Use all the ink
:)
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Whats the one thing you should never say to a skinny person?
"You look Like a quarter-pounder with cheese."
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Would you end a relationship because your s/o started smoking?
If it were cigarettes, no...Meth, maybe.
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What's the one thing you should never say after opening a gift?
Do I have the Gift Reciept in the Box?
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What is the most perfect place you can think of to make mad passionate love to your s/o?
On the Beach!
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I am 34 yrs old, I am a lady, I have been with 19 guys, is this alot? Be honest.
I know some 19 year olds that have been with 34 guys. :)
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How do Mormons reconcile the contradictions between the BOM and the NT, if Jesus is the Truth and both came from Him supposedly? How do today's believers handle the DNA studies that contradict the Lost Tribe theory?
I found this video to be quite educational about mormon theology. Mormons often have difficulty with many discrepencies in their beliefs. P.S. I love all religions :)
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Sex had dried up between me and my partner. how do i spice it up?
When you find out could you let me know the secret? It seems I have a similar problem! :(
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What do you like/dislike about Sonics?
If you're talking about Sonic Drive-in fast food chains, then I love their shakes and that's about it. If you're talking about the Sonics basketball team, then I simply don't like their performance. However, if your talking about Sonic the hedgehog, I love everything about the game!
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Why do we sometimes stick with the people that hurts us so bad in life?
Codependence (or codependency) is a popular psychology concept popularized by Twelve-Step program advocates. A "codependent" will exhibit an excessive desire to be needed, or to help others. They are psychologically fixated on the perceived neediness of others upon them. They thrive on self-perceived purpose achieved through relationships with other people, relationships that can...
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What's it like having a pet rabbit?...and will a playful cat try to kill it?
If you like picking up pebbles all day long, then a rabbit may be the perfect family pet. If you're like me, a cat will do just fine.
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How far can you go?
About 300 miles on a full tank of gas.
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Am I your friend?
Only if you accept my friends request. :)
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"
The Archies!
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What is an answer?
a spoken or written reply or response to a question, request, letter
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How do you act when you are intoxicated?
Let's just say I make this guy look like Einstein.
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Could you have been anyone other than you?
NEVER!!!
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How can you tell that your teacher is gay?
Make a pass at him & see his reaction.
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Is it wrong to be innocent and naive? Why?Why not?
No. In fact, Ignorance is bliss! :)
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Why does it taste so good?
Because I cooked it with the finest ingredients just for you.
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Fried chicken or Broiled chicken?
100% fried.
KFC 2 piece breast meal, xtra crispy Mash & gravy, mac & cheese & a biscuit...
Tons of hot sauce please :)
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How do you date on the internet?
Logon to:
www.eharmony.com
www.match.com
take the trial offer & fill out a personal profile.
Good Luck :)
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What is 5% of 400.00
Damn, I hope I'am never your waiter. ;)
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My father-in-law has been divorced three times. Do you think if you are divorced once, it just becomes easier the next time and then the time after that?
A second (or third) marriage differs from the first one in many ways. The good news: Both partners are often wiser and know what they want and don't want this time around. The bad news: It's often tougher to blend families, finances, households, lifestyles, and expectations.
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What happen in 1973ad?
Here's a list of every major event in 1973!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973
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Who likes ice cream with poo on it?
Is it fresh? I mean, the Ice cream...
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Who is the physically weakest female celebrity? please do not include anorexic females
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen could use some muscle.
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What would you do if your wife dressed up very sexy when she goes out her girl friends but when you take her out she wears boring unappealing clothes & complains that she doesn't have anything to wear? I know she's not cheating or looking for a new guy.
Take her to a run down bar so she'll fit in.
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Have you ever visited the Eiffel Tower?
Only in Las Vegas, if that counts. :)
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What is a good way of overcoming anxiety?
If you're similar to me, I'd say take another shot...If that doesn't help you can try:
http://www.stresscenter.com/
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Please let me know what your initial thoughts are when I utter Rosie O'Donnell's name?
Here it is...
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My parents are getting divorced, any tips? please
Step 1:
Stay involved with your parents. Just because your family dynamics change, it doesn't mean you lose a parent. The trick is not to let your parents put you in the middle of their problems. It is not appropriate for a parent to vent about your other parent, ask you to take sides or try to have you deliver a message from them.
Step 2:
Express your feelings. Tell your parents,...
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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a 100, what is it?
Is it the number Pi?
PI= π = 22/7 = 3.1428571428571428571428571428571
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say ohio?
Buck Eye.
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Would you like some whiskey with that water?
Why are you trying to get me drunk this early in the day? I hate Whiskey, but I'll take some Vodka if you have some!
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"If at first you don't succeed, try again. " No. I've already tried it once, I obviously can't do it. Why waste my life trying again when I know I'm incompetent?
The Man Who Thinks He Can
If you think you are beaten, you are.
If you think you dare not, you don't.
If you like to win, but you think you can’t. It is almost certain you won't.
If you think you'll lose, you've lost,
For out in the world we find success begins with a fellow's will. It's all in the state of mind.
If you think you are outclassed,...
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What would really be a funny name for "Osama Bin laden"?
The Cave Whisperer.
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Why are you so uncomfortable today?
Because Iam working on a Saturday... :(
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Show me some pictures of your pets. please...
Cocoa & Chanel...
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Is 867-5309 still Jenny's number?
In the 80's it was...I think she changed her phone number to 1(800) 08-Jenny. Oh wait, that's Jenny Craig.
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Why can we see god?
Because "you're saved" Is that the right answer?
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Do you know what an MRE is?
MRE stands for "Meal, Ready-to-Eat." An MRE comes in a plastic pouch called retort packaging. The package is actually aluminum foil and plastic layered together.
An MRE pouch contains normal food. It might contain chili or beef stew. The food is pre-cooked, put into the pouch and the pouch is sealed. The pouch and the food it contains are then heated for sterilization purposes.
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Is today a good day or a bad day?
NOpe...woke up sick, went to the store & bought some salmon burger patties in a sealed bag which broke in the parking lot...filled up on gas and ABed hopefully things get better...
:)Hope your day is better.
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How do you recycle an old whore?
Buy 1, get the 2nd time half off...that should get more use.
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There's a nest full of hornets above my bedroom window. Should I throw rocks at it to make them go away? I tried hitting the nest with a long branch, but it just pissed the hive off. I had to run. I wish I had a flamethrower...
Smoke them out then sell the honey on Ebay!
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Do you remember pogs? Remember how everyone wanted the poisons, with the skulls?
Pogs are still in, check out my collection!!!
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Why do so many people get divorces in America?
The top reasons for divorce are as followed:
The number one reason is money. They say money makes the world go around. But they also say it is the root of all evil.
The other top reasons for divorce:
Infidelity.
Poor communication
Change in priorities. This can be caused by having kids or due to ones job, big things.
Lack of commitment to the marriage.
Sexual...
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In twenty words or less, what exactly is wrong with me - all answers welcome
Nothing, a better question is what's right with you?
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Allright, your spouse is on a business trip for a week and your children are on vacation with their grannies, I know it's oddly but they took the dog with them too. You are all alone at your home. Silence. Emptiness. Freedom. What do you do the first day?
Exactly what your doing...AB ALL DAY!
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What does "wuggy" mean?
I guess it could be a pet name or a misspelling for huggy, wiggy or vuggy
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What is the worst part of your job?
Working from home.
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Why are people so obsessed with drinking alcohol?
Because drugs are illegal.
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In the song "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meatloaf, what is "that"?
Definately don't think he'd give up his best performance in The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
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Ok...who took my "Easy" button?
I think Circuit City did a recall on those...Sorry!
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What comes to your mind when say 7?
Me sitting at a Craps table with a fist full of dice, hoping 7 comes up...
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Men: When is it okay for a women to be "weak"?
It's okay only if she's not my wife. :0
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Who is your "safety net"?
the way I am going, Iam walking a tight rope with no safety net...will you be my safety net?
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Name something that EVERYONE likes...
Everyone like the ability to make their own choices.
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Have you taught your parents something that they didn't learn growing up?
Patience, of course! :)
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How longs it been since you've ridden a bicycle?
a lot of people say my ex was the town bicycle so it's probably been a good 10 years since I rode her. ;)
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Whats the worst paying job ever?
Here is a list of the top 10 lowest annual earnings positions & their estimated income.
Occupation Average earnings of full-time workers
Waiters and waitresses $8,751
Waiters' and waitresses' assistants $12,355
Bartenders $13,284
Attendants, amusement and recreation facilities $14,498
Baggage porters and bellhops $14,970
Food preparation, not elsewhere classified...
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Any examples of job interview questions?
The top 10 job interview questions are as followed in order...
1. Tell Me a Little Something About Yourself.
2. Why Do You Want to Leave Your Current Job?
3. Are You Still Employed and If Not, Why Not?
4. Do You Have Any related Experience?
5. Have You Ever Managed Anyone?
6. What Are Your Strengths as an Employee?
7. What Are Your Weaknesses?
8. Discuss How You Make Important...
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Hey guys, I just started working online, and I have to make people go a certain site, to buy stuff....How would I proceed with advertising online, without spending a cent?
Affiliate marketing is a web-based marketing practice in which a business rewards one or more affiliates for each visitor or customer brought about by the affiliate's marketing efforts.
Affiliate marketing is also the name of the industry where a number of different types of companies and individuals are performing this form of internet marketing, including affiliate networks, affiliate...
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Can you come up w/any totally useless product (Example; Nuclear hand granedes, Pocket Wasp & Hornet teaser )
Solar-powered flashlight. :)
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What's the most depressing song you've ever heard?
"CREEP" By RadioHead
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye;
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very (f*ckin') special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here...
I don't care if it...
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If The Cranberries and Bananarama had a concert series what would they call it?
Uh... Fruit loops. ;)
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What are your favourite songs with places of the World in the title?
"Oh Mexico" by James Taylor!
Mexico
Way down here you need a reason to move
Feel a fool running your stateside games
Lose your load, leave your mind behind, baby james
Oh, mexico
It sounds so simple I just got to go
The sun’s so hot I forgot to go home
Guess I’ll have to go now
Americano got the sleepy eye
But his body’s still shaking like a live...
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If you had to choose between a million dollars OR having Rosie O'donnell give unlimited lap dances "Which one would you choose?"
Oh man...What a tuff choice! Can I settle for $500,000 & only 1 lap dance? LOL :)
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If you had your own secret club what would the password be to get in?
New England Clam Chouder... ;)
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Why did God create human beings?
I think it was Adam's rib, right?
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Do you prefer nice or sentimental (ex.. a new Movado watch or the pocket watch that belonged to your great grandfather)?
Great Question! I think nicer is better since how I don't think deceased people value any physical possessions. ;)
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If a man is alone in the woods, is he still wrong?
Only if his deceased wife is with him in spirit.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "California"?
Tu Pac!
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Finish this sentence: I wish I was...
6'2" 180 lbs with washboard abs sitting on a few million in the bank...ah, who am I kidding?
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I know that my boyfriend cheated on me, but he doesnt know that i know. what do i do?
take him to the TV show "Cheaters" !
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What are the most painful two words you have had to hear as an adult?
It's Over :(
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Why do you get drunk?
Because I started the bad habit out of depression. Ironically, now that I don't feel depressed, I still drink. :-0
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Who said it would be easy?
Jesus said It wouldn't be easy, only worth it. However, it's as easy as you make it! ;)
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How do you think you taste?
I guess like a good ol' fashion foot long Dodger dog with all the toppings...or at least that's what I've been told.
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Have you ever slept in a cave?
Yes. Funny story about that too...I was 16 with 2 of my buddies and deccided to sleep in a cave. We only had sleeping bags and around midnight, a swarm of mice infested the cave. We came up with this brilliant idea to dig a trench to seperate teh cave so they wouldn't bother us. well, after about 2 hours digging the 1 foot deep trench was built...to our surprise, the mice jump in and...
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What commercial would you not appear in no matter what?
Hemmoroid cream ;)
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What is the largest animal a Human Being could Kill in hand to hand?
Don't you mean "hand-to-paw" combat...
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Name a movie line you use in everyday life? (Not Arnold)
Kippie, EY yeah...mother f*cker!
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If a stranger looked in your medicine cabinet, it would probably tell them what?
I have heartburn.
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How do you define a gorgeous woman?
ask my wife!
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Do you like cottage cheese?
To eat yes, on a womans legs...no!
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How long gone are you gonna be?
just a few minutes.
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What does it mean if a man says that he loves you but he isn't in love with you?
It means your most like his sister rather than girlfriend.
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What do you enjoy doing after you've had sex?
ROUND 2!
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Why do you two make a good couple?
We understand each other because of our love for similar things in life.
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Did you French kiss before you were 16?
Only my mom...if that counts, YES!
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Question of the day: Where are all the good men?
Physically, I am in front of my computer...To women, I only show up in their dreams. ;)
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What should I do, there's a fly in my soup?
Buzz off to another restraunt. :)
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Johnny __________?
BLAZE!!!
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What's best to pay a driving school or pay a friend to teach driving lessons?
Best is trial & error...Tuition can be cheap at the school of hard Knocks!
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My Girlfriend is cheating on me. I want to break up with her. Before I do, I feel like messing with her head. Looking at her directly and watching her for no apparent reason. Just messing with her head. What kind of stuff do you think I should do?
Tell her you've been diagnosed with HIV...That should set her straight!
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How do you know if a chic want a stable relationship, or just rough sex?? 0.o
Alway remember the 3 F's!
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Do you believe Guys no more about cars than they do Girls needs?
All I know is that both cars & girls both perform well when filled with liquid.
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Is an ounce of weed a lot?
Not if your Snoop Dogg!
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My ole lady is realy ugly what can i do to help during sex?
place a Bag over her head & pound a six pack of bud lite...That should do the trick. Well, its worked for me!
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What are some great old advertisements or jingles?
"Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz. oh what a relief it is..."
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What is the hardest part of marriage?
The Divorce.
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I just found an unopened condom in my boyfriend's coat pocket. We haven't used condoms for a long time. Is he cheating on me?
Good thing you only found an Unopened condom.
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What the heck is that buzzing I hear in your bedside night stand drawer?
Oh sh*t I left the hair Clippers running!
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Can you name at least one item in your kitchen cabinet you have not used in at least a year?
The RonCo Food Dehydrator. Actually, now that I think of it, that went out in 1997. Time to Update!
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If Wheaties is the "Breakfast of champions" what is it that losers get to eat?
The winners dust.
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Would you feed a pig bacon?
YES...I already have. I once feed a pig at the pet store a slice of my pepporoni pizza...
AND THE PIG LOVED IT!
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What would win between a unicorn, a rhino, or a triceratops?
Imagine what a Unicorn would do...WOW !
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Is it strange to be a 29 year old woman that has only been in one serious relationship her whole life?
Not if that one serious relationship lasted 10 years.
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I don't think I can take any more, what should I give back?
Don't give back anything since you've worked hard to earn it all.
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Is a 14 year-old woman in the prime of life?
That's like saying "jumbo-shrimp"...
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4 words you never want to hear?
Welcome to hell, Loser!
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Whats a good age to start dating?
IF there's grass on the field...Play ball!
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What just went down?
The rating to my answer.
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Would you rather gain 100lbs or lose your left thumb?
100 pounds! I can lose that in 2 weeks with the Hollywood diet* !!!
*results may vary. contact physician before any diet. these statements are not intended to cure, diagnose any diesease. These statements have not been evaulated by the FDA
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What does it mean when a man has big hands?
He's the missing link for evolution
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Does it upset you off when the toilet paper roll is on the wrong way?
No, I only get upset when the tampon is up the wrong hole.
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Do you have false teeth?
Top 12 area all veneers. #2 white! Cost $9k but well worth it.
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Do guys like it when girls hit on them?
Hell No...In fact, theres actually an episode of HellDate that is sooo funny. This guy goes on a blind date with a woman that hits him everytime she laughs. He ends up getting so pissed he walks off the set.
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Is the KKK still alive in the United States? If so where at?
KKK is alive & strong recruiting based on current events such as immigration issues. I know a lot of KKK members live in Idaho.
Check out the Video
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Is the KKK still alive in the United States? If so where at?
KKK is alive & strong recruiting based on current events such as immigration issues. I know a lot of KKK members live in Idaho.
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Looking at my avatar, what can you tell about me?
You have a VERY big hole!
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How do you like your peanut butter?
Inside my reeses pieces... ;)
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Are you a quitter?
I am only a quitter when it comes to smoking cigarettes :)
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What do you think is the most common cause of divorce?
The # 1 reason for divorce...Marriage!
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What are some "interesting" ways to tell someone their breath stinks?
Did you have a cat shit sandwich for lunch today?
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MY HUSBAND WAS CHEATING AND DOIN ME WRONG, NOW HE IS IS IN PRISON AND I HAVE A FRIEND WITH BENIF'TS, IS THAT WRONG?
Call Jerry Springer and ask him...If you have long distance on your phone in your trailor.
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Wil your tubes ever come untied
Just like a pair of cheap shoes...YES!
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What is the problem?
The problem is this...
"IF YOUR NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, YOUR PART OF THE PROBLEM."
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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?
TO TURN ON: Place mouth over knob...
WARNING: USE CAUTION...MAY CAUSE EXPLOSION.
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Why don't yuppies mind their own business?
This isn't B.E.T...Its AnswerBag
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UPS,USPS,or FEDEX on shipping? Why?
You forgot DHL...However, I bleed brown!
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Is it okay to have a drink when you've had a hard day at work or are feeling down? I'm not talking alcoholism, I'm talking about having a drink at the end of the day to loosen up. How many of you do this?
ABSOLUTLEY! My problem is one drink leads to another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...another...and another...andsie asiaosde asraslas iods... sad.f.s.ss.ewrlwerqwoqwqwfasdfkjasf;jafq
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What is your favorite historical crime?
D.B. COOPER robbed a bank in the 1970's parachuted out of an airplane over Washington state. He was never found, neither was his money!
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What is your favorite old school video game?
CONTRA...UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT B, A (SELECT) START! 30 instant lives.
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Who would you like to see in concert right now?
Downrate me if you want but I would die to see
Michael Jackson right now.
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How many words do you think we can spell from "AnswerBag.com"?
Answer
Bag
Swear
gas
was
rag
sag
Any more...?
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How can a 18 year old become more of an adult at home?
Ask for a raise in your allowance...
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You know you have bad teeth when...?
when your teeth start looking like this...
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My husband recently confessed to having an affair with his collegue but he want s to continue the marriage,i am not sure if i can trust him. Please help
Well, I saw this same thing on Dr. Phil & he suggested a few things. 1st) was this the affair an isolated incident or ongoing? 2nd) is this the 1st affair or have there been more? If it was a "one time" thing usually a stong marriage can over come this through counseling and using a "get out of jail free" card. If it been ongoing and your spouse has just been deceitful...
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How much effort do you put into looking good?
My beauty comes from within. ;)
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You know you have bad teeth when...?
People mistake them for popcorn.
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If it became socially acceptable for you to wear a diaper, would you? why or why not
OF course I would! I'd be the first in line to buy the new Clavin Klein Depends. ;)
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Would you like some whiskey with that water?
Only if its Johnny Walker Blue Label ;)
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You are asked to the prom by 4 guys--A.Will,a nerd B.Alan, a jock C.Kevin,a bully D. Paul, a smart alack (pardon the spelling.) Which one gets a YES?
Will a nerd bully a jock? If so, take them all!
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Are those real?!
I from L.A. where the diamonds are real and the tits are fake!
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Do you enjoy entertaining guests at your home or would you rather not?
I used to love having guest over until I realized once the booze was gone, so were they. Also, I hate cleaning up others spilt drinks on my carpet. ;)
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What was the final straw in your marriage?
When my ex went missing for 3 days & I called every hospital & family member I knew to make sure she was okay...I filed a missing persons report and come to find out the police pulled her car over 2 days later with her & her new boyfriend in it. The cops called me while she was pulled over & she didn't want to talk to me on the phone...yea, it was hell. Needless to say, she...
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Is it a bad idea to tye-dye your underwear with yellow and brown?
uhh. I don't think thats tye dye.
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Do you think that you were an 'accident or 'prepared pregnancy?
Well there are no "accidents" in life. However, I was probably not pre-planned by my parents although my son was. ;)
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How often do you wash your jeans? Once a week? Once a month? =)
Never. My wife does that but I suppose she washes them once a week??? ;)
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Can you describe your father in one word?
LACKLUSTER!
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Who likes my new profile pic?
SHE IS HOT!!! ;)
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What is the best gift you have ever received?
www.Theultimategift.com
There's 12 gifts...all of which are very valuable.
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How far away are your neighbours? Are they noisey?
Funny you ask...I made the mistake of buying the first home in a new development...there is construction non stop in every direction from my house. I can't wait til I actually do get neighbors though. ;)
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Answerbag people vs. Yahoo answers people in a spelling contest?
Is that with or without spell check? ;)
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Would you rather be sane or insane?
Well, the label they put on me is "habitual user" what does that make me?
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Out of Who, What, When, Where, and Why...which is the most pointless? I think "Why" is the most pointless becuase why makes us try and find the solution/answer to all things, some of which can never be explained.
Haven't you heard..."questions are the answer"? In sales all of these questions are very valuable to a professional sales person. =)
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What can a woman do that a man can't? What can a man do that a woman can't?
Usually women can't piss standing up... ;)
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Is there a person in your life that you would rather see dead?
Just Myself.
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Would you date a girl who didn't wear deodorant?
Only if she braided her arm pit hair. ;)
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Who turns you on?
I think her name is Rosie Palm. ;)
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How do you file for divorce without a lawyer, and how much does it cost? (no property to divide, no kids)
Its called filing "pro se" All you need to do is go to your county court house and request divorce papers for the county you were married in. There is a fee with filing, (when I did it, it was $80.00 U.S.) Both parties will have to sign it in front of a public notary. The process is really simple when property and kids aren't involved and usually takes 30-60 days to take effect...
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Does Cleveland rock?
No...But Detroit does! Are you ready Detroit rock city?
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If your pet could talk to you, what would it say?
get a life.
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How do you know when it's time to leave your job?
When you push "snooze" more than once.
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Why do some people have crooked penises at birth...mine is....is there any cure
You could be me and have all the chick mistake it for an outtie belly button ;(
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What's better than sliced bread?
A FUR BURGER
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Do you have high expectations?
Yes until I got married and had children. =(
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God, I have to pee, can I use your toilet?
No but you can use my mouth!
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If you were starving and there was a bucket of kfc crossing a busy highway all on its own, would you chase after it?
Only if the Colonel Sanders gave me a picky back.
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Do you like Michael Jackson (the person, not him as a singer)?
I LOVE MJ REGARDLESS OF HIS SITUATION!
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Do you like Michael Jackson (the person, not him as a singer)?
I LOVE MJ REGARDLESS OF HIS SITUATION!
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If your friend invited you to church, would you go?
NEVER...WOULD YOU KNOWINGLY STEP INTO A SNAKE PIT?
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What do you practice?
SALES ALL DAY. EVERYTHING OUT OF MY MOUTH IS GEARED TO GET INTO YOUR POCKETS...REALLY =)
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How much POCKET MONEY should a 13 year old get and WHAT JOBS should she/he have to do to EARN IT?
$20.00 A week. Clean their room, take out trash & Dishes...that's always a fair combo. If they need more money tell them to sell golf balls back to golfers at the nearest golf course.
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If you see Britney Spears in person, what would you tell or ask her?
Can I lick your...??
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When's the last time you laid on the grass and gazed at the stars with someone?
Thats sounds so nice...I thought that only happens in the movies.
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Why ask why ? hahaha
TRY BUD DRY!
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If you could do ONE thing, ANYTHING in the world to Osama Bin Laden, what would you do to him?
trim his beard.
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Is there anyone you would not rescue from a burning building?
Hilter, KKK members...Oh yeah MY EX WIFE!
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Is it okay to be engaged at 17?
If your father and husband is Warren Jeffs....YES. IF not, NO. Stupid me married a 16 year old when I was 19. Yea, it lasted 1 year but thats what they teach you to do here in Utah =( GOOD LUCK.
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Why is my sexual stamina so low when having sex, but not during oral sex? The is a huge difference and it bothers me alot.
I FEEL YOUR PAIN. http://www.youporn.com/watch/2040
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How can I become a professional poker player?
worldseriesofpoker.com will help you. Also try getting to the main event through satelite tourneys on fulltiltpoker.com. Its hard but you can do it =)
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Do you believe in hope?
HOPE = Hold On. Possibilities Exist ;)
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Why would someone fall in love with you?
They wouldn't :(
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I am having a REALLY bad day...is anyone else in the same boat?
Not just a bad day but a bad week. I am in sales and didn't make a paycheck this week. The wife is on the rag & I have nothing to do =(
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If heaven = religion and worship and hell = clubs, night clubs, casinos, whore camps and free pussies and dicks....which would u choose
Definately HELL! Oh wait....I already choose that.
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If heaven = religion and worship and hell = clubs, night clubs, casinos, whore camps and free pussies and dicks....which would u choose
Definately HELL! Oh wait....I already choose that.
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Is there anything else you want to say?
I AM OKAY YOUR OKAY !
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Are fake breast a turn-off?
360 CC'S IS PERFECT...ANYMORE IS DIRT. =)
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Can u describe your first opposite sex induced orgasm in one word ....i ain't talkin about jerking off either
DIRTY
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I am 13 and I've been having dreams where i have a 6 month old and i'm pregnant(i dont think i spelled that right) what do u think this means?
ur a liar
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What salary do you consider to be well off? I was asked out buy a man tonight but he mentioned that he made over 50 grand a year & to me that's too wealthy, I think alot of rich people are snobby. What's wealthy to you?
I spend 50 grand a year on liquor and coke.
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
Daddy...Not Again =(
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What do you do if ur friend likes the same guy you do????
Have a threesome.
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What smells bad, but you strangely like?
PaDussy...Thats a combination on Di** & well you know!
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How do i find my g-spot?
I BE GLAD TO SHOW YOU WERE ITS AT.
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How am I supposed to feel when I see an Ex I was with for 2 years and he doesnt even speak to me? I stood in line at the bank in front of mine for like 10 minutes and he wouldnt even say Hey. I want him back, he "hates" me. What do I do?
Dangle your fur burger in his face...Thats ALWAYS wins them back !!
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If owning slaves were legal, would you own any?
I would take any amount of loan for one...And if there was a buy one get one half off sale, I'd be first in line.
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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning?
I need another drink.
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IF the Klu Klux Klan & the Black Panthers merged into one organization, what would it be called?
I just thought of this...How about,
"KLU-LESS"
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What is one thing you cant stand to hear on a Monday morning?
"Sounds like someone has a case of the Moondays." =(
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What name sound like an old person?
Gayle.
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Is there one famous person that you would run away with and leave everything and everyone else behind?
Besides Ted Bundy...NO.
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What would you like to find inside the bag?
The Answer.
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Imagine for a moment I am an alcoholic. A drunk. A sinful man who sells people used vacuum cleaners. What are you going to do with me?
I am a drunk telemarketer... I understand your pain. Play the card you're dealt. Increase volume by using take aways & using the opponent process theory.
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Should condemned prisoners dying from illness be kept alive before execution?
YES!!! Only because I want to see them die from capitol punishment vs. natural death.
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What is a good website other than this one? I'm burnt out on AB.
I/m birnt out too. Unfortinately there's not that many options... bored.com, google.gom, yahoo.com, cnn.com, jigzone.com, theonion.com, goregalorie.com, rotten.com, youporn.com, beastiality.com, I've seen them all...and I am still bored.
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What are your favorite quotes?
"If a man can't find something he'd die for, he's not fit to live"
...MLK
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Upon my Mother's death, her eyeballs turned solid Black within 5 min. of her death. (She died from a stroke, unable to eat. ) The Funeral Director said in 35 years her had never seen this happen. Can Anyone shed some light on this for me?
Thank you!
Her eyes became a reflection of her life.
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I am 20 years old, why am I urinating bright green?
Dude... YOu have gonorrhea ...SORRY =(
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In FL, I was divorced, less than a year, no child support, ex-wife makes 100k, I make 150k - I have paid for kids college fund, school, etc for last 3 months, she pays 0 stating other bills. Now she wants to go to court to get child support from me. What?
Set up multimple layers of corporations, have your employer pay you as a 10-99 employee and cook the books to show losses on all your businesses. S/he can't get what's not there. I was in the same situation. The only way to go is through asset protection. IT WORKS!!! Otherwise, you're screwed.
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Which Celebrity would you chose to be the president of our country? Why?
Paris Hilton probably has the same standards and morals as all presidents do.
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What to you is worth dying for?
Anything to get me out of this misery we call "life".
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Juice or lemonade?
Venetian lemonade.
(Lemonade + vodka)
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What was your worst blind date ever?
The person was actually blind. no joke.
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You have to make up one rule for marriage, what would it be?
What ever the man says goes.
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Whats the worst thought you ever had in church, temple, etc.?
That the service was actually believeable
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Okay - Single Women - What would you do if a very handsome married man, a co-worker, starting hanging out with you on breaks & flirting heavily?
Bang him on lunch break.
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What is the least attractive body part?
my 'roids.
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What is your favorite beer?
They used to have this beer called "TEQUIZA" I haven't seen it on the market in years but that was great. Do you know where I can get my hands on some?
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What does it mean if a guy drives a small pink car?
Was that you who saw me driving by?
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Is it okay to take a girl out on the first date to Chuck E Cheese's?
Absolutely. Play a few games & save your tickets to earn a bigger prize on your second date. And if your lucky you might be able to play in the BALL PIT.
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My wife is cheating on me, but I still love her, what should I do?
Bring a hooker home and let her see how great it is. That'll teach her.
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Do you plan to visit all 50 states before you die? Which ones might you leave out?
NO but if I were to see all the USA I'd definately leave out all the states that don't matter. New Mexico...Lousiana...Mississippi...Wyoming...Idaho
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How can I find out how much oil futures are trading at in real-time? Can it be tracked like a stock?
I traded futures many years. A free service and website as my gift to you.
www.tfc-charts.com
GOOD LUCK !!!
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Can you get pregnant after a week you had your period and not ovulated yet?
That's exactly when my wife got pregnant with twins. The best way to tell if you're pregnant is if you notice that sparrows are attracted to you. It's weird but true.
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Pepsi is test marketing 'Ice Cucumber' soda in Japan. Would you taste one if it was available where you live?
They had the same thing when I was in Iran. It was called "Doughe" and it tasted like sh&#($
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What country or state were you born in? and do you live in the same one now?
State of confusion.
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Tell me your favorite place you have visited?
This place they call the "Y" they serve the BEST fur burgers in town!
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How do you ask someone to kiss?
NEVER ASK. THAT GIVES THEM A WAY OUT. JUST LEAN IN AND KISS.
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I want to travel so bad, but finances are limiting. Any advice (besides "save up")?
Jump a train. you'll have three hots and a cot at any of the homeless shelters in all major metropolitian areas in the US. and you can enjoy endless hours of site seeing through the public transportation system. Hey, if you really want to splurge, you can garb 4 postcards for a dollar to bring back with you to save on postage. Total cost of vacation: $50.00 for 2 weeks. Talking about the...
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Can you mail a letter, successfully, with out a return address on it?
Yes. You can also sent a letter without postage if you put the ship to address in the return address and the return address in the ship to address. =) shhhhhhh...
PS. I wouldn't try it on bills that are due.
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I know this middle aged woman and i was wondering how should i ask her to be my kissing teacher? BTW she is married...but it would be just for friends? how should i ask her?
PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS!!!!
Whoa...Take it slow, ask her how to **** first.
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Would you get out of my dreams and into my car?
only if you're Billy Ocean.
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SHOULD BLACK PEOPLE BE ALLOWED TO FREELY WALK THE STREETS?
NOT AS LONG AS THEY CONTINUE BEING THE MAJORITY OF PRISION POPULATIONS, COMMIT VICIOUS CRIMES, ATTACK NON-BLACKS FOR NO APPARENT REASON, ENDULDGE IN BACK YARD BBQ'S, EAT CHICKEN WINGS, COMPLAIN ABOUT HURRICANE KATRINA 5 YEARS LATER AND EXPECT HAND OUT AFTER HAND OUT 100 YEARS AFTER SLAVERY. oh did I mention I am black...A**hole
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Divorced people- What did you do with your ring after the divorce?
Which ring are you talking about?
The wedding ring or the suffering?
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Are you like me.... never in the mood for sex, like ever, once a month at the most?
no...but my wife is =(
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Tobacco is the most addictive drug in the world, and nicotine is one of the strongest stimulants known. It is difficult to quit smoking - but it is possible. True or False?
They say bad habits never die, only hibernate.
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WHERE IS THE FUN?
at a FUN ERAL
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What is the worst thing that you have ever smelt?
Everytime my ex opened her...well you get it. =)
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Anybody have a favorite street name?
Don't know of any street names but I am definately walking on the road to Hell.
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What is the most attractive body part?
CAMEL TOE...ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
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I have just begun running for exercise and to lose weight. I am really unfit. Can you tell me about your experience with this, if you have any?
Bill Phillips "Body FOR LIFE" is the most effective program for many. Atkins diet is unhealthy, southbeach consumes too many calories for fast results & Weightwatchers is a joke.
1 gallon of water a day. 1 ephedra pill (25mg) a day. 6 small meals. and a multi vitamin from GNC!
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Does your car reflect your personality? and Why?
You ripped this question off from me. Another Dupe.
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Do you think all rich people are stuck up?
Being wealthy requires that person to seperate themselves from the rest of society. The first thing that happens when a person becomes financially independent everyone they know start asking for loans and handouts. Because they can't possibly help everyone they know, they are forced to be "stuck up" but it's not a bad thing...really =)
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I have 16 days of vacation I need to use or lose and about 3000.00 saved for it. Where should I go, and what should I do? (continental us only)
Rent an RV and cruise hit the following places. Niagra Falls, Grand canyon, Yellow Stone national Park, Missouri Arch and THe redwood forest. That should make for a memorable experience.
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What can caring parents do if they learn their child is living a homosexual lifestyle?
GAY IS IN !!! The days of everyone being straight as an arrow are gone. There's a great book written in the 1950's called "I am Okay, Your Okay." It should help!
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What is your favorite saying?
God bless you.
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What is the most random thing you can tell me right now?
trytrywywb46w426urmuyfunjegbsbgs hdtyuyhnrdysetrysw43
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I get very nervous when I have to fly. Any advice or words of encouragement?
3 shots of Vodka always work for me.
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Would you rather be in a room full of women or a room full of men? Why?
If I were the most unattracted person in the world and I was the only man in a room full of women, everyone of them would fit for me. Women are funny that way.
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What is best to drink out of a bottle?
Rothschild's vodka straight from the 1 liter plastic bottle after my breakfast!
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Why has everyone on AB "blackballed" me by leaving negative feedback since ElSoupy told me off?
Exactly my point...
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Will time have a positive or negative impact on society/humanity? Will things get better or worse? Will we have a disease free, pollution free world etc,. Will we live in harmony? I hope so.
Unfortinatly I think worst...here's why: population increases, so does diesease. Global warming, Non renewable resources will be depleted and corporate greed all play a big part in the world's well being. I'd like to think different though.
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Do your pets get Christmas/Hannukkah presents?
As much as I hate my dog...YES.
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Would you spend over $200 on a pair of jeans?
My wife will spend at least that on every pair she owns. Tru religions, rock & republic, 7's and on and on and on...
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The mind is within the universe or the universe is within the mind - which statement is correct and why?
According to "the secret" DVD, it is impossible to have a universe without the mind. Therefore, the universe is within the mind. This statement obviously assumes you believe in quantum-physics (which many scientist agree is theory at this point).
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Can we all list the charactors one by one on the simpsons?
Side show bob
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WHAT CAN I USE AT HOME TO CLEAN MY SKIN?
Lysol. it kills 99.9 % of bacteria.
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What kind of crazy things do you see people doing in their cars while driving down the road?
picking their nose...
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Can you describe the exact opposite of yourself in one word?
Hateful
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Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?
Every single one of them...including my uncle.
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What is an example of a righteous action that causes a negative outcome?
Helping and bailing your drug addicted child out time and time again.
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If I used a stain stick on my arm to get a marker stain off, am I going to die?
Don't worry. I will be a sudden death.
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How do you feel about the stereotypes on certain breeds of dogs, like Pit Bulls?
The stereotypes on dogs are idential to the stereotypes about people. There all true =)
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What are the fundamental beliefs of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Recruit like there's no tomorrow.
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What Country has the most harshest Law?
If you're a wowan, Saudi Arabia. They have adapted some beliefs similar to the Taliban where they throw battery acid in the womans face if she is "disobidient"
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Have you ever felt or been a victim of Road Rage?
One time this guy got out of his car whit a bat and came up to my window at a stop sign and start yelling a swearing and I didn't even know what I did wrong. True story.
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Men: Do you think wearing a condom is like trying to wash your feet with socks on? I heard that statement in a bar one night. Wanna know what you think?
Yes. However, they do protect me from all the scabs and oozing puss.
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When is cheating justified?
Anyday except on the sabbath.
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Can I borrow some money?
Absolutley. All I need is your soul for collateral, a post dated check, 17% APR, a credit check, blood & urine sample. And if everything checks out, you'll have your money ASAP (please allow 14-21 business days for processing) *
* OAC
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Did OJ do it?
OF COURSE NOT! If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit.
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Do you think it's weird for a girl to own guns?
Uh...I'd hate to get caught cheating on her.
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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates.
Gambia
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Are blackjack and poker the same game
Oh my, please don't walk into a casino.
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How often do you do laundry?
Ask my wife.
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Have ever used , are you using now and or do you plan on ever using prescription or illicit painkillers,meth, cocaine, alcohol etc?
I've popped a few "zanny bars" in my day. Pain pills with alcohol are my favorite. I haven't rode the white pony yet but might in the future. All my "in laws" were on meth and its bad. check out www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmmBwUUPVd8
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How do I get my garden gnome to stop running away?
Set some bear traps up all around him. That should keep him fearful of moving.
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I have met a guy, few weeks ago, who is very good/intelligent. He likes me. We became friends. Now, He says he has feelings for me. He also thinks its usual that girls cut off guys in such situations (I don't want to lose him). Should I?
YES! Subconscienly he's pulling a "take-away" which is a phrased used to get you to like him even more. If you don't believe me look up "take away & sales" in any search engine!
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Feel free, I will applaud your answer even it is me. Who would you like to curse at for a good solid hour?
The entire "white trash population" Which includes, all audience of the Jerry Springer show, welfare recipients and beggers...
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What are the biggest changes in a relationship once you get married?
SEX...obviously. =(
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I am a christian...he is an athiest, I live for my children and God...He lives for himself and does nothing with us. Should I hold on to the hope he will someday change? I don't want to rip the family apart...
A Christian would tell you to stay. However, religion can be a way to manipulate on to go against their own desires and will. How many millions of depressed Christians do you know?
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What qualities do men want in a wife? Honestly guys?
A freak in the sheets and a woman on the streets.
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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates.
Armenia
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Do you have any simple recipes
Better yet, celery with peanut butter makes for a great snack.
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Dads: How much time do you spend with your kids? Do you help with homework? Play catch? Go to thier games? Ask how thier day was?
I have a 2 year old son. I love him so much, I decided to build my own business and work from home to spend more time with him. He's my first and my wife is a stay at home mom. Even with all said, I still don't spend as much time as I'd like with him. I guess people spend their time with what they value.
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Are you pro or contra weapon possession?
Absolutley Pro. If someone were to do something crazy its not becuase they have a weapon.
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Does God want women to stay in abusive-neglectful marriages? Till death do us part...right?
Sweetie, I've been on AB all day, your questions have been consistent with your problems. I think you already know the answer, you just may be afraid of it. Don't worry, it will be okay. I promise.
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Are men even interested in single mothers? Do they want to be burdened with a ready made family?
If the man really loves a woman, he'll walk through fire.
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What are the things you will find inside your ultimate treasure chest?
My family and friends with lots of free time...well, and maybe access to AB.
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How important is an engagement ring to you?
Always remember, rings don't plug holes!
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How clean should we keep our kids?
Acording to aLysol commerical, 99.9% clean.
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Could you bring yourself to fire someone due to "cut backs" in the company?
If it meant more money for management, yes.
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What do you think of folks from India?
Feather or dot?
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Should we legalise the sale of human organs?
Only to third world countries.
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Are you going to make a cool or crabby senior citizen?
neither, The good die young.
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Please feel free to fill in the second part of the following sentence as you wish. If at first you don't succeed, ..................
"dust yourself off and try again" Destinys child.
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Who wrote the song "Goody, Goody"?
Goody Goody? I don't know. Goody Goody Two Shoes is Adam Ant. Final answer regis.
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Can i get my belly pierced for a second time even if i have a thick scar tissue around it? will it hurt?
If there's a will, there's a way
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
no.
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IF AN OLD LADY SLIP ON A BANANA AND FELL DOWN THE STEPS WOULD YOU LAUGH THEN HELP OR HELP THE LAUGH OR NOT LAUGH AT ALL
No. You've heard that saying... "time is money"
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Think hard on this: for a lifemate: beauty? or brains?
Beauty. Look at the scarecrow on Wizard of Oz, he turned out to be a great charactor!
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What has teeth but never bites?
A tejuan hooker... I know from experience !
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What should i say to my fiance while having phone sex
Tell her that you picked the scabs off your *@!$% and all the puss is gone so now your ready for phone sex! That should make her REAL hot and horney for you.
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How can I learn how to fly like a bird?
Do what the Wright Brothers did.
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My ear is ringing, who is talking about me?
The devil communicates through ringing subliminal messages... I'd be careful.
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Example:at least 1x week-hubby says he'll be home 4 dinner&never shows?no call,doesn't answer his cell,comes home 12-1-2am or the next day w/ no remorse...says he planed to come home but changed his mind, and went drinking instead? Do all husbands do this
No...Just the ones who cheat. Sorry =(
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One of my best friends told me that if things go sour with his fiance, he'd like to start seeing me again, but his fiance is 5 months pregnant. I really do care for him, but I don't know how to respond to this. HELP!!!
"Through him in the gutter, and go find another" You should never be on the "back burner, rebound, just in case" saftey net for anyone.
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My boyfriend is so negative about everything, how can I make him a more positive individual?
Watch the DVD "the secret" you can watch the 1st 20 mins. for free at www.youtube.com or the trailor at thesecret.tv
GOOD LUCK
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If you are sitting in the close proximity of another person, ask them if they know the muffin man. What do they say to that?
Isn't that a wonder bread commercial from like 1984? I KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN (wink wink)
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Will you come to my garden?
This isn't MSNBC Investigates pediphiles, is it?
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Is it ok for a married man and father of 3 to go out drinking ,not call or answer his cell, then come home at 2am or stay out all night?
It's Okay if you say it's Okay! I wear the pants in my family...My wife just picks out the ones I am going to wear!
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Name a celebrity that is usually known by others with just their first name
The "Donald" !!!
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Did you ever feel that life was not worth it
You've just described every waking minute of my life! To me, life is like a bad joke, your bored and waiting for the punch line and when it comes it was worthless.
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If your dog's head suddenly turned into Snoop Dogg's head and started rapping, what would you do?
Smoke another bowl !!
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Recently my 13 year old step daughter asked me to take her to get on the pill. Her dad is against it but I am worried she is wanting to have sex. She likes a 16 year old. Help what do I say to my husband to make him wake up?
If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough for me...get her on the pill.
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Do you believe there is a good reason to kill yourself or do you believe there is no reason what so ever?
There is a justification for everything in life. Just look at all the people who stuff their faces with tons of food every day while millions of others starve...People are that way. Absolutley, if the reason is good enough!
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Between you and me? or between you and I?
Does it matter as long as you get your point across?
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What do you think about this term I just coined referring to someone who flags on Answerbag? "A Flagger Bagger"
shouldn't it be a "bagger Flagger"? Either way, it sounds good !!!
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What do you smell like today? I smell like pears!
B.O. No, Really...
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Should people take their children to Las Vegas for vacation?
SIN CITY is the "Adult Disneyland"
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What do you think of the name Wyatt Thomas?
I hate the name Wyatt and I hate the name Thomas. I But I definately love Wyatt Thomas!!!
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What is your worst habit[s]?
I can't stop starring at chicks tits when they are talking.
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If you could look like anyone other than yourself, then who would you choose?
The man in the mirror.
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Any opinions on Prefabricated Homes(prefab homes)?
Pre Fab homes are a great value if you are wanting quantity vs. quality. They are an assembly line house built for affordability, not reliabilty but often meet some individuals needs.
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Do you really think Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) really helps kids in school? Or is it just used as an excuse for teachers incompetence?
ADD is an artifical diagnosis that corrupt drug manufactures have capitalized on tremendously. All children and adults "suffer" from ADD to a certian degree. Although many doctors would disagree, if used correctly, homeopathics have been a consistent remedy for supressing ADD. "There are no bad students, only bad teachers!"
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Is an IQ of 119 either good or bad?
Good or bad compaired to what? An IQ is a generalization based upon common knowledge.
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What is one problem you have?
Alcohol...However a problem is only a problem if you acknowledge it as a problem vs. an obstacle.
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What subject do people talk about the most?
In order based upon popularity... 1) family 2) current issues 3)sports 4) sex 5) weather
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