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What type of ecosystem does the vampire bat live in?
by Answerbag Staff on May 21st, 2011
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Can a governor call the National Guard to defend the borders?
by Answerbag Staff on July 22nd, 2010
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What Does It Mean When the County Jail Has an Inmate on Immigration Hold?
by Answerbag Staff on August 12th, 2010
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Would you hire an illegal alien if you could get the job done at half price?
by ENigma on February 12th, 2012
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My husband summited forms to bring his fiance from Ukraine wile we are still divorcing. How can i report to the immigration?
by Patira on March 19th, 2012
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You're reading Should illegal immigrants be granted American citizenship?
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Yes, make him a member of the family too, then burn the house and claim life and house insurance. >:3
by Aspergers syndrome on April 26th, 2010
Now that is funny! Never thought of that analogy.
by angus1 on April 27th, 2010
Will not let me like this one. but I do like it.
by my2cents--Vote for Paul on May 4th, 2010
I've been thinking about sneaking across the border to Mexico. I could probably get a house for a pretty good price and have plenty of room to raise my family, because ALL THE FREAKING MEXICANS ARE HERE!
by jmsickels on May 9th, 2010
@ jmsickels I would not do that Mexico will throw you in jail for 2 years the 1st time and 10 years if caught a 2nd time if you come illegally.
by my2cents--Vote for Paul on May 9th, 2010
So murder is okay if it's an illegal immigrant hey Julius? So much for all human life is good and should be saved...
You're an idiot AND hypocritical.
by NatztheGreat on May 10th, 2010
..... ._.'
It's a joke. Ha ha?
by Aspergers syndrome on May 10th, 2010
So Julius has the monopoly on compassion! LMFAO!
by Piggle on May 10th, 2010
He was clearly commenting on my answer, not the first comment. Even if he were claiming all immigrants should die in a fire, that wouldn't make him hypocritical. Go look up the word, if you know how to use a dictionary.
by TWA on May 10th, 2010
If you know how to look up another answer, go do it. He's a hypocrite. Buzz off :)
by NatztheGreat on May 10th, 2010
I was commenting (obviously) on the answer.
Piggle and Natz are stalking my answers and comments, which I have no problem with. I am consistently opposed to violence and killing, which frustrates them.
by angus1 on May 10th, 2010
Fail trolls make me sad. I hate it when people can't even follow through on their defamation campaigns.
by TWA on May 10th, 2010
Which is why you comment that you'd abort some children and not others, though most of the ones you say you'd abort are in your 98%...
Aww bless, you're sad... no one gives, sorry.
by NatztheGreat on May 11th, 2010
Nobody is stalking you Julius - don't flatter yourself! The fact that we have strong feelings on similar subjects is going to see us answering the same questions. If you can't take it then choose yourself some other questions; you aren't going to chase me away by claiming victimisation and trying to get people on side to defend you! I have been here a few years now and never had been a troll or had issues with anyone what do you think makes you so special!?
by Piggle on May 11th, 2010
Piggle, as I said, I don't have a problem with you trolling my answers. Maybe it was just a coincidence that suddenly you happened to comment on about a dozen of my comments and answers from weeks ago. It's all good. Makes things interested. I hope your day is going well.
by angus1 on May 11th, 2010
Nobody is trolling!!!! Maybe we answered several of the same but nowhere near a dozen (although doubtless you have a link to your statistics) and yes, I was answering questions from weeks back because I realised I had spent quite some time on the "happening now" and had missed some good questions. I shall do my best to avoid you in all conversations from here on in - but don't think for one second that means anything other than I find you extremely boring and repetitious. Yawn!
by Piggle on May 11th, 2010
Truce. OK? I'll stop poking now. :-)
Despite our disagreement on this issue, you seem to be a nice person. Take care.
by angus1 on May 11th, 2010
I just looked over the three of your activities. It's possible Piggle is in fact not intentionally stalking Julius, but it's fairly clear Natz is stalking Julius' answers and comments. The hostility and absurdity of Julius' answers might seem like decent justifications, but you might consider keeping the mocking to mockable threads. Otherwise you're the ones looking like asshats.
by TWA on May 11th, 2010
I was simply looking for instances when he contradicted his own rantings.
I only consider people 'asshats' when they get involved in things that don't concern them :)
by NatztheGreat on May 11th, 2010
I accept your apology. I'm of course assuming you're not retarded enough to suggest comments in my answer don't concern me or that your intrusion was warranted.
by TWA on May 11th, 2010
I'm assuming you're not actually retarded enough to think I was apologising?!
Intrusion? I can comment on anything I want to! That's why there's still a comment button!!!
by NatztheGreat on May 11th, 2010
Nothing you said pertains to the question, my answer, or any comments made before you joined in. Yes, you can comment on anything you want, however you can't really comment on something that wasn't said. I know it's really important for you to tell the world how much cock you can suck, but it doesn't make sense for you to be bringing that up in some random, non-cocksucking topic.
by TWA on May 11th, 2010
So you're going on about it why?
Get a life :)
by NatztheGreat on May 12th, 2010
Guys! Guys! Can't we just get along? 83
by Aspergers syndrome on May 12th, 2010
Seeing as how every single comment Natz posted involves him talking shit like a little bitch, I highly doubt it.
by TWA on May 12th, 2010
Her, dumbass. And I'm not the one calling you a little bitch and saying you're cock-sucking am I? That's you sweetie. Shoo and bug someone else.
by NatztheGreat on May 12th, 2010
*sigh*
by Aspergers syndrome on May 13th, 2010
It all makes sense now. You're actually surprisingly reasonable for a woman. My apologies for treating you like an intelligent human being.
by TWA on May 13th, 2010
I completely agree Aspergers Sydrome, he should fuck off and have a go at someone who cares about him being pathetic. But he won't, he's proving himself to be SO intelligent... cough...
by NatztheGreat on May 13th, 2010
-_____-' *headdesk with the force of 1000 nukes*
by Aspergers syndrome on May 14th, 2010
That could hurt...
by NatztheGreat on May 15th, 2010
No, throw them out of the front door with kick to their ass!
by Henderson on April 2nd, 2011
TWA said:
"You're actually surprisingly reasonable for a woman. My apologies for treating you like an intelligent human being."
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Are you saying that women are not intelligent human beings? What a chauvanist and ignorant thing to say. I'm hoping the ammount of time you spend on Answerbag is indicitive that there isn't a woman who puts up with you.
by John Cox will be back April 6th 2013 on December 2nd, 2011
It's funny you should say that,since the European settlers who created all of these bogus 'laws' did the same thing to the natives of America to begin with.
by Celeste: It is what it is. Like it or not on December 12th, 2011
TWA, there are other social sites that appeal to gay men like yourself. Why don't you go there and talk about how much you hate women?
You're insulting Guy Fawkes with your ignorance and stupidity, because you have his image for your profile pic.
Douche...
by AJ-Says on December 12th, 2011
TWA managed to get vile sexism and racism in the same post, just thought I should say this incase the offensive post is removed now that I've reported it.
by John Cox will be back April 6th 2013 on December 12th, 2011
@AJ: While I'm flattered by your offer to join you on what I'm sure are wonderful sites with wonderful people such as yourself, I seem to have given you the wrong idea. Sorry to get your hopes up and good luck with your search for happiness.
Additionally, I find your admiration for Guy Fawkes puzzling. Are you a fan of terrorists, failures, or is it the combination of the two that resonates with you?
@John: I'm sure all the minorities, women, and parrots are grateful that you're capable of becoming offended on their behalf.
@Celeste: Yes, the immigration policies of the Native Americans worked out so well for them. Sure, they were almost completely wiped out, but they've got casinos now!
by TWA on December 12th, 2011
Oooh my bad, i didnt know a house is equivalent to country? LOL
by Preciolicious on December 30th, 2011
Excuse me I seem to have missed the ticket holder who do I pay since I've been watching this Soap Opera free of charge till now?
by Talon_B1415 on April 7th, 2012
I'll gladly take your money, Talon. I take cash, checks, major credit cards, food stamps, and Monopoly money.
by TWA on April 7th, 2012
kool just give me a postage address and I'll send ya $100,000 in Monopoly Bills just tell me if ya want large or small bills.
by Talon_B1415 on April 7th, 2012