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We're waiting on a picture!
by ptrask on November 28th, 2006
have you never looked at my profile?! I'll post a link in my answer! I have a really great photo I want to upload, but I can't find it. So, until then...
by Carmella on November 28th, 2006
I actually had looked at your profile, but never followed the link, because my work's firewall blocks it. I can never remember when I'm at home.
by ptrask on November 28th, 2006
Okay...I remembered and followed the link...no Carmella! Just some recycling site! Yeah yeah yeah...we can save the earth even while posting pictures of ourselves :-)
by ptrask on November 28th, 2006
You actually look a bit like me when I was little funnily enough!
by Anonymous on November 29th, 2006
I don't look that different to you now actually!
by Carmella on November 29th, 2006
Still waiting Ms. C.
by ptrask on November 29th, 2006
That's quite bizarre. Maybe I just met a distant relative on Answerbag!
by Anonymous on November 29th, 2006
I'm off to find one as we speak, and I'm sick! Damn you ptrask, if I die, consider yourself to blame :)...and I have to go up into the scary attic.
by Carmella on November 29th, 2006
uhoh- the scary attic. Good luck.
by Anonymous on November 29th, 2006
Yey! I can wave at you too now! You do look a bit like me actually. We are both equally gorgeous of course.
by Anonymous on November 29th, 2006
Can we get something a bit more recent? I think it would be highly inappropriate for me to comment on a picture of a 14 year old! [Although you were definitely showing promise ;-)]
by ptrask on November 29th, 2006
Cute, Carmella. It's nice to put a face with that calm and rational voice of reason!
by Jodie44 on November 29th, 2006
Thanks everyone!
by Carmella on November 29th, 2006
I must say, that there is absolutely no evidence of a dodgy liver in these photos! (Like my use of British slang?)
by ptrask on November 29th, 2006
I didn't know 'dodgy' was considered English slang! + what am I supposed to look like, shrivelled and yellow?!
by Carmella on November 29th, 2006
You brits are the only ones I ever hear using that word. My dad was shrivelled and yellow from liver disease before he passed away.
by ptrask on November 29th, 2006
Oh dear, it is awful to see people die of liver disease. Hopefully I'm a long way from that though!
by Carmella on November 29th, 2006
Yes it is...horrible way to go. He worked as a newspaper photographer for many years, back in the day that developing pictures was done by hand. I remember him always coming home with his hands and fingernails stained by the chemicals. His doctors were pretty sure this is what destroyed his liver, since he never was much of a drinker. Unfortunately, he was a very stalwert person, and didn't admit to anyone that he had problems, until it was too late for them to do a liver transplant. He died in August 2002 less than 8 months from the diagnosis.
by ptrask on November 29th, 2006
I'm sorry to hear that, Ptrask. Carmella, you are absolutely lovely!
by Darkling on November 29th, 2006
Thanks Darkling. By the way, I haven't seen a picture, or even a description of you on here!
by ptrask on November 29th, 2006
Maybe I'm extraordinarily mysterious... or maybe I had a horrible combine accident as a child. I will tell you that I have red hair, blue eyes, and look way too innocent for some of the filth that comes out of my mouth.
by Darkling on November 29th, 2006
A redhead! I always knew there was something I like about you! In addition to your wit and humor :-)
by ptrask on November 30th, 2006
OK, now we just GOTTA get a Darkling photo. I love combine accidents.
by Stableboy on November 30th, 2006
Maybe we can get some computer guy to hack into her computer and grab up all the photos...know anybody?
by ptrask on November 30th, 2006
I don't do "dark" work anymore; even when Darkling herself is involved. I think we need to work through dipomatic channels before considering military options.
by Stableboy on November 30th, 2006
I would backhack your ass so fast your head would spin. That and all my pictures are on the computer that isn't connected to the Internet :P You are welcome to make a social engineering attempt if you have the cajones.
by Darkling on November 30th, 2006
It doesn't take cajones to ask nicely and sincerely: Oh Darkling, thou
worker of wonders and knower of knowledge; wilt thou not grace us with
an image of thine own exhalted self that we may be blessed thereby? In
sooth, we know no other greater yearning...
by Stableboy on November 30th, 2006
Since you asked so nicely, I will politely inform you that you will have to wait. Jests aside, all my pictures are on my other computer and it's sick right now. As soon as I'm done patching it up, I'll find something appropriate. In the mean time, I may have to post a picture of one of my cats in lingerie just so Ptrask won't have a stroke.
by Darkling on November 30th, 2006
Stableboy, you better watch out. "...Something appropriate" sounds like Darklingese for "just wait, sucker".
by Jodie44 on November 30th, 2006
<---pulse quickens in anticipation
by ptrask on December 1st, 2006
JODIE!!! No fair translating! Now you're getting something appropriate, too. [rummaging in 'thug' box]
by Darkling on December 1st, 2006
Yikes. I didn't exactly know I was translating. It seemed obvious. So sorry, Ms D. I should fling myself off a cliff in atonement for this act of betrayal, innocent though it was. My conscience is clear.
by Jodie44 on December 1st, 2006
Well actually it WAS translating. I presumed an innocent and sincere Darkling. I shall not repeat this mistake.
by Stableboy on December 1st, 2006
You mean, I have two reasons to fling? And all I did was comment? I give up. The skies have turned gray and stormy. Night has settled in upon my soul, and I am weary of discord and treachery. Oh justice! Save us from the wicked irony that permeates this cruel and callous world!!
by Jodie44 on December 1st, 2006
You're taking it kind of hard. Hey! I wonder if Carmella's thinking "when are these people going to shut up and get off of my comment space?" The English are always so polite!
by Stableboy on December 2nd, 2006
No, I'm not thinking that. However I am thinking 'what the hell are you guys talking about'. I'm also thinking I should get off my backside and go to Tesco ;)
by Carmella on December 2nd, 2006
I wondered that, too. I apologize, Carmella. Even though you aren't upset, and thank you for understanding, it did get out of hand. I'll just get the children and we'll go home "Stableboy! Darkling! Get in the car. We have to leave now."
by Jodie44 on December 2nd, 2006
LOL! This is Stableboy, over and out, Capt. Jodie.
by Stableboy on December 2nd, 2006
Damn you and your prettiness!
by anonymous on December 2nd, 2006
Thanks BAM! Though you must insist on making me scroll past pictures of your fabulous hair to read your comments :)
by Carmella on December 2nd, 2006
Oh don't waste your time! most of it is about bags and stuf. I really need one. My hair is ok, I quite like it, I have to say
by anonymous on December 2nd, 2006
BAM - I repeat - the ONLY bag you need is Answerbag.
by Jodie44 on December 2nd, 2006
I will get in the car but, I warn you, I will be doing every stereotypically obnoxious thing I can. Nice upholstery, you say? OoOoOh.. Feeling carsick. Are we there yet? Stableboy's on my side!! Make him stay on his own side!! [tipping hat to Carmella] Your answer may have just spawned the longest comments section with almost no intervention on your part :)
by Darkling on December 2nd, 2006
Alright, Darkling. You win. You're the parent and Stableboy and I are the kids. That suits me perfectly. I forgot that telling you what to do is not for the faint of heart. I"m just the opppsite. Please, order away.
by Jodie44 on December 2nd, 2006
Now THERE is a nightmare family...Mom Darkling with her two brats, Stableboy and Jodie44. I bet there are a few restaurants that you guys aren't allowed in anymore!
by ptrask on December 2nd, 2006
Thanks Auntie Em :) Feel free to keep commenting guys, I've no objection, the bemused look on my face right now would make you laugh though! Just for the record, I'd be in the second passenger seat in the front! I'm not sitting in the back with the kids! I don't do vomit...
by Carmella on December 3rd, 2006
Ahh.. My two brats. [proudly hitching thumbs at my chest] I taught them everything I know. I have passed on gems like, "Don't throw up in your own sweatpants," "Kittens have properties similar to Velcro when applied properly to flesh," and "Preparation H does not put out any kind of fire other than rectal. That's why fire extinguishers aren't filled with it."
by Darkling on December 7th, 2006
You have that pretty happy glow.
by Angeleve on December 11th, 2006
Cute woman.
by Valparaiso on February 6th, 2007
Ah Val your being modest, she's a bit more than cute, I but she would make you drag your tounge on the ground if she was dressed in her nines.
by Sunblynd 5.0 on February 9th, 2007
Don't make me blush ;)
by Carmella on February 9th, 2007
Sun> Trying to get someplace? LOL No she's cute but she doesn't affect me that much. Oh and Carmella I truely apologize in the second photo I was sure you where much older then 14! I would have said you where at least 19. That having been said I think I'm going to go poke my eyes out.
by Valparaiso on February 9th, 2007
I'm not 14 now, so it's OK. I just assume you were commenting on what you imagine I look like now :)
by Carmella on February 9th, 2007
It doesn't matter, I feel bad mostly because the students I teach are 14 years old. And considering that if I saw you someplace in public I might have hit on your or at the very least checked you out, I feel horrible. Thanks though.
by Valparaiso on February 9th, 2007
Whatever.
by Sunblynd 5.0 on May 10th, 2007
The photos are up to date now with my current self not my 14 year old bod, just for anyone else reading the comment thread!
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
Thanks, dear. Love the new avatar, too. Especially the fact that no pressure or effort from me was required.
by Stableboy on June 15th, 2007
I love how you thank me, like I'm doing you a favour! I didn't like the old avatar of me looking like an orange Indian. This one's sufficiently small enough to not see me properly.
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
Awwwwwwwwwww. That picture of you sleeping is just so -- SWEET!
by Jodie44 on June 15th, 2007
Thanks Jodie :-)
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
When I saw that, I felt like being someone who watches over you and makes sure you stay safe.
by Jodie44 on June 15th, 2007
LOL! Well I'm more inclined to think most people who see me sleeping are likely to put the pillow over my face rather than ''watch over me'', hehe. I see you've got the top spot now, well done! That's quite an achievement.
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
Yikes. I'm not real comfortable with that, you know. What happened to LF, anyway? I have to go check this out. I may have to downrate myself, Where's Kickstand, LOL?
by Jodie44 on June 15th, 2007
If you seriously want a downrate, my multi-personality team can issue a total of -10, for a net difference of -16 when you count the fact that I originally rated your answer UP. That's -16 points for the price of -10, a 60% savings over our regular price.
by Stableboy on June 15th, 2007
Wowzerz Carm, your quite a cute cutie patootie!
by Sunblynd 5.0 on June 15th, 2007
Cheers :-)
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
Stableboy, you're cute.
by Jodie44 on June 15th, 2007
He's only doing it to try and advance past Stabledog; don't let him fool you!
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
@Candy: that's what we call an "ad-hominem" argument here on the 'bag. It lacks supporting evidence or logic: how would rating Jodie DOWN have any effect on my race with the mutt? We would still be at the same relative locations with respect to each other. Frankly, I think LF SHOULD be at the top: of course I like Jodie but tradition is tradition, precedent is precedent. So I'm going to do something unprecedented here, and give you a chance to take that last comment back, lest I break out my BIG wits and deal with the problem the hard way! :)
by Stableboy on June 15th, 2007
But...you seem to have included your own ad hom here. Why will my taking the last comment back affect whether you down rate Jodie or not? And if you do...why would that be anything to do with me? Did you take your pills today? ;-)
Oh, and before I forget, you know part of the publishing of different photos was somewhat in anticipation of your new avatar...right? Kind of a sacrifice on *both* our parts. If you show teeth I might post a full length photo of me, haha! Is BIG wits a (TM)?
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
Well you have me at a disadvantage there. This is a little embarrassing to admit, but the fact is I never LEARNED how to smile. My family was poor... so poor, we couldn't even pay attention. It's a sad fact that here in Amerika, where we have money to send Neil Armstrong either to the moon or to a very well equipped sound-stage, we yet lack the resources to ensure that every child receives a rounded education in facial expressions and emotional maturity.
My school just couldn't cover that.
So here's what I can offer: my typical scowl (pictured above), a painful grimace, a cynical smirk, a smug/superior glower, and a satisfied glow. I do hope you'll find one of these to be an acceptable substitute.
by Stableboy on June 15th, 2007
A satisfied glow will do, if I *have* to choose. But the more resolute you become and the worse the excuses you make up are, the more determined I become.
And why does poverty lead to a lack of attention span? That one's flummoxed me since you first posted it on your ''life story''.
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
Really, if you saw my smile, you'd be begging for "painful grimace" to provide some visual relief.
The expression "we were so poor, we couldn't afford to pay attention" is an ancient wisecrack... it plays off the phrase "pay attention", as if attention cost money. Do you see how fun humor is when it's technical underpinnings are exposed for logical inspection? Double your pleasure, girl.
by Stableboy on June 15th, 2007
Have you ever seen the Vicar of Dibley Stableboy? Thanks for explaining the last one to me, I'd never thought of that! It's quite clever really. Oh...and here's one to watch. So far I'm winning, ha!: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/980181
And double what pleasure? This is quite hilarious.
by Carmella on June 15th, 2007
The only reason Stableboy has big wits is because he got implants.
by Darkling on June 15th, 2007
LOL, I knew it.
by Sunblynd 5.0 on June 16th, 2007
Carmella finally shows her face! You're a good looking girl :)
by Da Azian Boi on August 29th, 2007
Thanks. My face has been on and off here for months. I'll probably take it down again soon!
by Carmella on August 29th, 2007
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Seraphim Shinobi on August 31st, 2007
:-) Thanks.
by Carmella on August 31st, 2007
Carmella you're a hotty arrrrrrrrrr!!!
by pericynthion on September 8th, 2007
F*ck! I've looked through these answers quite a few times before. Seems like I'da remembered you! Mmmmm.
by Matt Adore on September 13th, 2007
Nice to see you. ;) +++++
by inconsequential on September 24th, 2007
:D Thanks Todd.
by Carmella on September 24th, 2007
Very lovely Carmella! But how 'bout a color photo to show off those lovely eyes and equally lovely lips?
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 24th, 2007
I don't have one where my lips aren't bitten to death (very bad habit I have), but I'll put the old one back up for a bit.
by Carmella on September 24th, 2007
WOW I've rarely ever gotten a request responded to that fast!
Thanks and VERY lovely!
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 24th, 2007
i've got a whopping *5* points here for you, candy, but it's going to require an update with at least a picture or two..!
by yup. on October 8th, 2007
*sobs* But I'm being anonymous.
by Carmella on October 8th, 2007
Well thanks to the "conference" you are anonymous NO MORE!
I saw some very nice pics of you and find you VERY ATTRACTIVE!
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on October 29th, 2007
Yeah I want a picture for the 181 points you got!
by broken on November 22nd, 2007
me toooo! nah, it's okay i suppose. i've already got a picture of your face.
by yup. on November 24th, 2007
There was a picture, but unfortunately due to some recent events I'm unable to post another.
by Carmella on November 25th, 2007
Well let me just say "SHAT" to that!
;-{D~
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on November 25th, 2007
LOL! *giggles*
by Carmella on November 25th, 2007
demmit candy, i want a picture! i also don't want to read through this mess of comments to try and figure out why there isn't one cuz i'm more likely to end up learning some random, useless bit of trivea that i'll never forget. frankly, my brain needs all the free memory i can provide. so, could you just post a picture already?
by zee-ster on December 31st, 2007
I don't have my old computer anymore so I can't! Unless I upload a new one. Which I will... when I take one! :) But you've seen my face, you just don't remember, I remember you commenting.
by Carmella on December 31st, 2007
i have seen your face, but it's been a while... it's not as if i'd forget about the candy of the bag though! that would be crazee. that's just not me; i'm only zee. (: anyhow, i suppose that is a valid excuse so i'll quit bugging you for -- at least a minute.
by zee-ster on December 31st, 2007
i'm tellin ya, candy! i've still got 5 points, just asking to be distributed to you!
by yup. on January 1st, 2008
YAY!! YAY!! YAY!! YAY!!
Did I say "yay!!" yet?
by Brand Y on April 24th, 2008
What a whacky comment thread.
Carmella!! You should post a picture that shows how your eyes sparkle!
by Jodie44 on April 24th, 2008
At least I got a new wallpaper for my laptop out of it.
by Brand Y on April 24th, 2008
This answer has an abnormally high number of comments.
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on April 28th, 2008
Oh my, another fan of long comment threads! How delightful: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/820337
by Brand Y on April 28th, 2008
HAHAHAHA. NO!!! I'mNotAnonymous - Do NOT Go there! It will freak your browser out.
by Jodie44 on April 28th, 2008
Too late, Miss Tattle-tale.
by Brand Y on April 28th, 2008
Ok Jodie I did and it did freak out. haha why did it do that? lol
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on April 28th, 2008
L-O-N-G!!
by Jodie44 on April 28th, 2008
BACON!!!!
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on April 28th, 2008
Look out!! There's an Imbaconator in our midst.
by Jodie44 on April 28th, 2008
Alright then, Candy; you can have points now.
by yup. on May 4th, 2008
lol. longness.
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on May 4th, 2008
Thanks Dan! I've IMed you loads lately, I thought you'd stopped talking to me :(
by Carmella on May 5th, 2008
Tsk tsk..
by yup. on May 11th, 2008
OMG! You put up an adult picture of yourself and never even told me! How did you get so cute?
by ptrask on May 26th, 2008
Awwww! Thanks ptrask :) I do believe you've made me blush.
by Carmella on May 28th, 2008
You are quite the stunner Carmella :)
by MrBLT needs to be contained on July 9th, 2008
Thanks :)
by Carmella on July 9th, 2008
Veeeery pretty
by Anonymous on August 1st, 2008
Beautiful picture, carmella. where was that taken?
by doodlethenoodle on August 22nd, 2008
Thanks! :) It was taken outside Buckingham Palace in London. It was a fun day, albeit COLD.
by Carmella on August 22nd, 2008
I was guessing some palace gardens in GB. I've been there many times by the way. :) You do look a bit cold, and my sister has a scarf that looks identical to the one you're wearing.
by doodlethenoodle on August 22nd, 2008
wow your gorgeous, I love that British feel. ;)
by Captain Crunch isnt making cereal today on October 21st, 2008
Very nice!
Axe
by Ramblin Ricky on November 30th, 2008
Beautiful!
by HasntBeen on December 22nd, 2008
very pretty. the flowers behind you make a nice backdrop.
can't say so much for the truck though! :)
by aydeology on December 22nd, 2008
Somehow I never saw this picture. You're very pretty. Thanks for posting it :)
by Jenniferocious on December 22nd, 2008
you look like you know something no one else knows.
by Jane on January 2nd, 2009
I like the new picture. :)
by doodlethenoodle on January 6th, 2009
Thanks y'all :)
by Carmella on January 6th, 2009
That's a lovely portrait Carm. Nice update : )
by Barcaluv on January 28th, 2009
lovely
by oxymoron on March 1st, 2009
Beautiful.
by Max Power on March 27th, 2009
Wow, the legendary Max Power actually shows up on one of the photos! Somebody get an autograph! :)
by HasntBeen on March 27th, 2009
Thanks, Max :-) Are you really a plumber?
by Carmella on March 27th, 2009
You're welcome and Yes, I'm really a plumber.
by Max Power on March 27th, 2009
Can I save your picture so I can stare at it... forever.
by Max Power on March 27th, 2009
Lolz, Carmella's being stalked by Mario. :P
by Halskiisaklink on March 27th, 2009
Lets all stay calm. She's taken.
by HasntBeen on March 27th, 2009
By Luigi. Or Bowser.
by Halskiisaklink on March 28th, 2009
I'm calm, I'm calm.
Now to find a fire flower before I take this guy on!
by Max Power on March 28th, 2009
*Jumps down green pipe*
by Halskiisaklink on March 28th, 2009
You'll need more than a flower to take me out.
by HasntBeen on March 28th, 2009
I've got super mushrooms too. If that doesn't do it I also have a 24" pipe wrench.
by Max Power on March 28th, 2009
I'll take mushrooms, please. My pipes are getting rusty.
by HasntBeen on March 28th, 2009
Enemas ahoy.
by Halskiisaklink on March 28th, 2009
A stunning Russian (?) model? :)
by Anonymous on June 27th, 2009
English. And much smarter than a model :)
by HasntBeen on June 27th, 2009
surely, there are some intelligent models out there! anyhow, beautiful picture. you seem to stay the same age while i keep getting older. LOL! not that i'm old, but whatever...
by zee-ster on July 27th, 2009
hi i'm from the uk as well :) Wow great hat I want one!
by sweetielowe on August 10th, 2009
Apparently you look rather nice in your hat
by melencoly on August 26th, 2009
You are cute.
by I Am Gone on September 3rd, 2009
Beautiful +2
by SoulSearcher on October 9th, 2009
you're so beautiful...
by Sebulba on October 26th, 2009
Your are beautiful :)
by The Wise Guy on December 13th, 2010
Dang, another hottie.
by LBenDover on December 3rd, 2011