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by I Hope My Name Fi on September 15th, 2008

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How do you politely turn down an AWFUL looking girl?

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  • by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on September 24th, 2008

    Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence

    ● tell her you were just about to kill yourself; then whip out a gun and do it;

    ● pretend you're really clumsy; then lose your balance and fall under a truck;

    ● Hire her to stand in your vegetable garden and flap her arms to scare the crows away;

    ● Take her with you when you have to walk through a tough neighborhood, to frighten the muggers away;

    ● Take her with you to scary movies. They won't seem so scary with her sitting next to you;

    ● When Jehovah's Witnesses knock on your door, have her open it. Problem solved.

    ● Paste your photo on a paper bag and leave it on the table when she's out of the room. You'll have time to hit the tavern while she's talking to the bag.

    ● Get a pair of beer goggles. They give you a whole new outlook on things. Warning: If you drink more than 3 six-packs you may wake up married.

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