by God on July 11th, 2007

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Has anyone ever mastarbated to death?

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  • by franziska von awesome -ex neko- on July 11th, 2007

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    No, but sometimes people add stuff into the mix that kills them (asphyxiation, power tools - there was a Darwin Award story about a guy who tried to masturbate with a belt sander and died - , etc.).

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    • :-O a belt sander??? i think this bloke was asking for it! the darwin awards rule! lol

      angel_of_mercy

      by angel_of_mercy on January 30th, 2008

    • lol, i heard the belt sander one, he didnt die straight away, he used a staple gun and stapled it back together, then when he got to the hospital (after the days work) they found he had gangreen.
      at least that what i read on the darwin awards sight...

      Janie

      by Janie on January 31st, 2008

    • no way! i dont believe anyone would staple themselves! ewww.

      by the way, where have you read these stories? i've only watched the film.

      angel_of_mercy

      by angel_of_mercy on February 1st, 2008

    • it was on: http://www.darwinawards.com/
      very interesting sight. lol
      i swear that staple thing is true. the docs reckon he was in shock, so the pain just didnt kick in!! and he still finished his days work!!

      Janie

      by Janie on February 2nd, 2008

    • bloke must have no pain threshold whatsoever!

      mind you, thats still better than the bloke who tried to see down the barrel of a gun that wouldn't shoot with a lighter!

      I know i can't exacally claim to be joining mensa anytime soon, but bloody hell! lol

      angel_of_mercy

      by angel_of_mercy on February 3rd, 2008

    • lol, thats funny!! there are some really silly people about!! i'm just glad they're hurting themselves and no one else! lol :)

      Janie

      by Janie on February 3rd, 2008

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