by Legend In Your Own Mind on May 6th, 2011

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Why don't insurance claims ever mention acts of Satan?

God seems to enjoy destroying things so insurance companies don't have to pay up.. Why can't we just declare them acts of Satan and make those bastards pay up then? Isn't Satan supposed to be the bad guy in all this anyway? After all..Satan is responsible for sin, suffering, war, killing, rape, torture, toothaches, bad breath, small dicks and everything else.. Why not natural disasters too?

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  • by Brawl on May 7th, 2011

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    1. Because it would be impossible to tell unless you assume everything that breaks is because of satan.
    2. Because it is highly unlikely satan even exists.

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