How do you play "Human Darts?"

Human Darts is VERY DANGEROUS! It may cause severe internal bleeding and injuries. Death could result.

Be that as it may, this is how you play:

One of the participants is designated as the target. The first time a group plays, they should draw straws or something to decide who will be the target. Once the target is chosen, that person stands against the wall, or is shackled by his wrists and ankles such as to a St. Andrews Cross. The target should be naked and may, or may not, be wearing a mesh face guard of the type used in fencing matches.

The players then play darts. Each person in turn throws a dart at the target. The game ends when one person scores 200 points.

Scoring is as follows:

Nipple: 100 points
Navel: 100 points
Vagina, penis, or testicles: 100 points
Breast: 50 points
Crotch area: 50 points
Torso: 10 points
Arm or Leg: 1 point

At the end of the game, the person with the lowest score will become the target for the next match. The players should negotiate what reward the winner of the match will receive (sex with the target, sex with any other player of their choice, etc.).

I should also point out that these rules above work fine if everyone is bi. But if most or all are straight, you'll need to alternate the men as the targets and the women as the players, and the women as the targets and the men as the players. The rules would be much the same, but the losing woman would become the men's next target, and the losing man would become the women's next target.

Also, this is very important, the darts should be sterilized before each game in an autoclave, which is a kind of "pressure cooker" used by hospitals to sterilize scalpels and stuff. An autoclave costs many hundreds of dollars, but if you are into blood sports like this, it is an essential piece of equipment!

[Edit: anyone who is interested in playing a simulated game of "Human Darts" is welcome to be a beta tester of a game that I'm developing based on a fictional BDSM nightclub venue ( http://www.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/EdgePlay/ ). The dart game takes place in the "red dungeon" of the nightclub. Warning, if the game were to be rated, it would probably be rated AO for Language, Blood and Gore, Nudity, Sexual Themes, Sexual Violence, Simulated Gambling, and Strong Sexual Content.]