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do i get a lunch
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do we get nap time?
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There isn't a drug test, right?
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Can I be the boss?
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"What is your company's policy about internet porn. I dont think I could last a whole 8 hours....unless...we get a break, do we get a break?!"
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Can I go to bath room for a second ?
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When they ask where you see yourself in five years ask them if it would be alright if you had their position at that time.
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"How much work do i 'really' have to do?"
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Do I get to keep my computer when I get fired?
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Would it be a problem to view pornography on my computer during breasts....ooo, I mean breaks?
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So what are you...like a "D" cup?
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<as an attractive employee walks by> Damn, are you hittin' that?
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I had an applicant come in and introduce themselves..then the next words out of his mouth was "do you drug test" I laughed and said "well I do now" he asked if it was because he was from brooklyn..said nope its because you asked that question..LOL :)
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So do you have a hot daughter?
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I had just got accepted for a job and the interviewer said to go to the office and fill out some papers. I said "what i really was looking for, is a part time job". Then he says, "we have no part time jobs, i'll show you to the door." This was a salary job that paid approximately $7.00/hr. They expected everyone to work Saturdays all day plus 2 extra hours on weekdays. That makes it equal to about $4.82/hr. That isn't much for an electronics technician.
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"is it mandatory to wash my hands after using the toilet, or do I get a little lee-way there?"
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can i start my vacation this week?
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Employer > Can you start immediately? Moto > Can I have tomorrow off please > The surf is great at the moment. Hey! ... Life is short ;)
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Have you ever masturbated within 2 miles of your mother? How often did you feel you may have erectile-dysfunction? When a teenager did you ever think you were gay or lesbian? Do you think you may have been morn into the wrong sex? Did you support Jerry Kilgore for governor in 2005? FINALLY-- Do you think we should have passed House Legislation 104 on September 21, 1992?
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"Will I still be getting paid while i'm using the bathroom"?
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Will I still be getting paid when I'm on the toilet?
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i got the funniest reply to a top level exec job interview by a friend of mine (hope she is not gonna read this........) her interview was going perfect until the final question: ''where do you view your 'CAREER' in the near future?'' a very bad case of the nerves came over her and she thought the question was: ''where do you view 'KOREA' in the near future?'' she totally lost her mind in panic and stated that she had no concern for any type of situation in her KOREA (CAREER) so funny i nearly peed my pants
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Can I use the company copiers to print up fliers for my heavy metal band?
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Do you guys do background checks??
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1. do you eat bananas ( in reality that really helps). 2. are you married ( if answer no) then how many children do you have & if you have children - are you married?
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"I'd like a full list of all my benefits, including scheduled raises, sick time, vacation time accruals, holiday pay, insurance, profit-sharing, pension, bonuses and your rate of pay if I work on holidays or come in during my vacation!" That oughtta secure the position immediately. What employer could possibly turn that down? :)
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Did you know I was the star pitcher on my little league team? That might serve you next summer during softball league!
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Can I use my computer here to run my eBay sales?
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Are there any cameras?
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I actually had a guy interview with me and he asked if it was ok for him to brink his PSP to work because he has to poop a lot and gets bored in the bathroom.
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Can I bring my cat to work?
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what do you guys do here anyway? it is very crucial to understand all the primitives, background of the company, culture, current position as well as wat the company does before you rush to a interwiew.
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I don't mean to be mysterious, but I prefer not to answer your questions.
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You call that a company? You look funny,baldy guy... Hey beautiful come sit with me.Or would you prefer on me? if you know what i mean... Do you guys serve free cakes? Are computer games allowed? Can i bring my friends with me?
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