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Have yourself neutered.
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Posting this question.....you are a very brave man, lol :o)
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Ummm...really? Why change your wife? You married her the way she is, right?
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I see you put this in pets and pet care - is that cheeky or plain kinky?
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Chain her to the stove? (what kind of question is this??? LOL)
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chain her up to the sink. shell learn that the kitchen is her natural habitat...
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I'd say forget it. Let her be the way she is, and hire help to do things around the house you don't want to do yourself.
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Maybe you have a 'wolf' on your hands.
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I love this question!
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Domesticate? Do you mean as in farm animals? Or how to perform domestic chores? Either way it sounds like FUN!
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Chain her to the oven. Pets and Petcare? LOL!
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Strip her clothes off, chain her to the bed and give her a frozen carrot. She'll get the idea.
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Feed her cooked meat so that she doesn't seek fresh flesh on her own.
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MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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divorce her, and let her find a better man.
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You should have looked deep - before you leaped! If she wasn't that way before marriage, she probably never will be.
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Well, a collar and leash is a good start and then getting her a nice ceramic bowl with 'Fido' written on it will please her. Failing that, buy her a book called 'How to gain respect from your man' lol...all teh best ;)
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By taking great pains over an inordinate length of time. You have to ask yourself, is it going to be worth all the effort?
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You could start by complimenting anything she cooks for you, no matter how bad it is.
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she won
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Try BDSM...Even if it doesn't work it will be a fun time for both of you. =0)
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Good luck with that. I'd really like to see my husband try to do that. He can't even tell me he's my "Lord and Master" without cracking up immediately. lol
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They will teach you how in Stepford....
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You could read "Taming of the Shrew" for some pointers. Or at least some insight into why not to.
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I dont know, but let me know when you find out.
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Hey...I think she was the one asking how to decapitate her husband a few weeks ago!
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What'd ya marry, a rhinoceros yo?...
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LOL Found a funny video Undomesticated Wife: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=518_1176730639 Domesticated Wife: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=357_1186453654 Watch it in sequence and tell me if it's any good i'll watch it later lol
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Didn't she come litter box trained? You married without getting the owner's manual?
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give her an allowance.
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I think you should have sex with her "doggy style".
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This may not answer how you can domesticate her but it will show you what happens if you don't! EDIT: sorry, forgot to embed it!
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Get her a maid....
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