ANSWERS: 100
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You Give Me Food, I'll give you love! God Bless
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The world has not been kind to me - you could change that!
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Will supervise for food.
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I'm holding this up for my friend - Will werk fer fud.
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Will drop pants for cheese.
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(stolen sign - sorry) Ninjas killed my family Need money for Kung-Fu lessons
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"Vote for me in 2003" - Loser of a 2003 Mayoral Election and hit rock bottom.
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Can't say that I would ever do it. There are too many ways to make money easier but I suppose If I did it on a dare and was going to donate the money to the Salvation Army I would say "Downsized, Overqualified " And I would be clean and wear a suit. And I would make up a new sign every day. I've seen guys on streetcorners with old, dirty worn out signs that said "out of gas". At least allow the doner to suspend his disbelief.
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I don't cook, I don't clean and I am lousy in bed. Please have some pity on me and buy me lunch.
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you could be holding this sign one day. PLEASE HELP
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May I have some sticky tape please? This piece of cardboard is my new extension.
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Will do NOTHING for money!! (How do you think I got here in the first place?)
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Will rant incoherently for food!!
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"SPARE A WANNA FOR THE BUDLESS"? or "WHY LIE? I NEED A BEER". I saw a guy on the corner holding the beer sign once, lucky for him I had some and gave him a few.
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Smile-its free. I cant smile. I am homeless and hungry. Please help me to smile again.
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Free to good home
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Will tame kids, fix computers, train pets, get you better job/promotion with 6 mths for money, food, illegal drugs and decent housing(house with hot tub).
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SEnd me to college i will pay you back when succesful
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Will be President for food.
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Wisdom for Sale - $5 per minute
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Sign for Sale
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Don't you want to know?
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I'll be honest. I will probably buy some wine, cigarettes and junk food with your money. But at least I didn't BS you!
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Please help me I need a home and food if I don't I will die so please help me!!!!!
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"Look what those AB down raters did to me!!"
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"It took me 3 hours to make this sign. To find the cardboard, to find the pen, ok?, now I'll work for 7 hours for food."
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Please care...will work for food...give me money and let me live.... (Appeals to the emotions and states the benefit for those who help.)
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IT WASNT MY FAULT!! HELP ME PLEASE!!
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Will wallow in self pity for food!
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"I am gonna be honest.....I need a beer!"
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"What are you lookin' at?"
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Unemployed teacher-If you can read this, thank me..
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I was Bush's last Defense Secretary.
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Houses are overrated.
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Will sing for food or money.
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give me !$@%$^$ food ! pwese with a cherry on top! hey that'll make agreat desert! lol!
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I have a gun behind this sign, please give me your money. nah just playing. hope I never have to do that tho!
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Could you please help me find a job ? I've been in a rough situation and ready to start NEW ! -- Pattijo
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I dont need your money, i'm on a diet.
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will do the chicken dance naked for money.
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"Do You Know The Way... To San Jose?"
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"Serial Killer Needs A Lift"
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I'm like a solar eclipse. You'll rarely ever see me in this box, but when you do, you'll know Orlando Bloom found me crashing in his cupboard (AGAIN) & chucked me out.
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"Would you like to hear a sad story?"
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Sweet little old lady. Will cook 3 meals a day, babysit for free, and spoil all children in exchange for room and board and lots of love.
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(THis is dumb but it's the first thing that came off the top of my head) "Screw the kids in Asia- give me your peas!"
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Screw the kids in Asia- give me your peas!
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I would make a sign that had the name of some charrity, then I would get a bell and a one of the cash collecters you see at supermarkets. I would then ring the bell and hope that people would drop money in. It's worth a shot, huh.
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I need a place to stay Do not want to play Overnite is just fine Do you have any wine?
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I lived in a box Till the Feds took it over Said i owed taxes To my ex's In Texas
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"I am a human being (not a speed bump.)"
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-NO money please, we NEED FOOD- (see if I was very standing around asking for food.. it wouldnt be because i needed a drink or a fix)
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“Last Cardboard Sign Guy for 2 miles. God Bless.”
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"Knock, Knock - I'll tell you who's there for a dollar."
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"This space for rent" or "for sale by owner"
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Advertising Executive For Rent!
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I need to find a job.
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Why lie? I need beer!
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No sex No drugs No rock n Roll, Just a mattress on the ground
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WILL WORK FOR SHOES
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Will Fork for Wood
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"Will work for sex"
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Will sell self for food
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I would have a man stand on the corner for me..
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I imagined walking in someone elses shoes and now I need some!
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This is where all trolls end up. Remember not to feed me!
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This is a good reason for being here... The cartoon says: "Thanks to the internet, you can get hopelessly in debt without ever leaving your home:
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please dont look at me strange, but if you want you can leave me some change. LOL LOL LOL LOL
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God has blessed you! Now will you share?
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Cardboard box- free from the alleyway Marker- free from the trash Having the dignity to stand here and ask for your help- priceless
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WTF Mate!? I shouldn't be on a corner. someone help me.
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hey I was being creative GARSH!!!!
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i have a gambling problem, give me your money
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"Hugs - 1$" if i get enough hugs,i could get enough money to get a new home :P
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WILL WORK FOR DONUTS
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Signs are free. Living is not. Can you spare some change?
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In all honesty, I REALLY NEED A DRINK!
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This kind of doesn't directly answer the question but there was a guy in Florida who had his sign everyday on the corner. One day I drove by and he was standing there just like always holding his sign only he had nothing in his hands. I think he got more pity because he had lost everything...including his sign but he kept on standing there with his hands gripping nothing.
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"Watch where you're driving!"
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It would say: "I'd rather be looking for a job, but the AnswerBag question said I 'had to stand on a street corner with a sign' instead"
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Give me food or shelter- I have already taken your kids hostage
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This could be you.
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I ain't gonna lie. I wanna beer.
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"It's because of the capitalism, you idiot!"
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adopt me.. brad pitt :p
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Will work,but not for food.
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You so Wish you Could pull this look off... (I'm totally just acting....)
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hugs for food.
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Room to let
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Hey, what are you looking at? Just give me some money and get the hell out of here!
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Take me home
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if i had 1 dollar for every person that passed by i would be rich.
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Smile if you masturbate!
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I'm not sure but I did see a homeless guy on the news that had a sign that said "Collecting money to buy a gift for Brad and Angelina's upcoming baby" LOL
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Will Fly for Food! Kiss a Pilot.
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Being homeless is a hassle.
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Social security in 2025
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GO CUBS!
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YOU hate this weather?
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