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To get to the other side.
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They wanted to eat some gravel. I had a flock of free ranging hens on a small farm and my hens loved to go out for excursions back and forth across the road pecking gravel all the way. Sometimes the rooster would run out towards the road and let off one of his "come here gals" crows. All the gals would come clucking along and get busy pecking at the gravel. The rooster of course was just interested in humping hens. Maybe it's all about sex afterall.
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To get to the other side.
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Because it saw the pillar box.
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Visit http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/ for the extensive list. I don't think anybody else has spent as much time on that question.
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Why does a chicken lay an egg? Why does a chicken poop? Why can a chicken play tic tac toe.....and win!? I will tell you why..... ....Because she can.!
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Because he was heading off to join the wild.
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Because the light was green.
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Because if he crossed HIMSELF, everyone would think he was High Church.
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To establish a new denomination. :)
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Because it was a once in a lifetime experience.
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It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Or ........ To prove to the possum it could actually be done! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? A: She wanted to lay it on the line. Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road? A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
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The question is: Why didn't he?
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Because if he'd crossed HIMSELF, everyone would think he was High Church.
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BILL CLINTON - The chicken did NOT cross the road. Not a single time. Never. JOHN LENNON - Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. PLATO - it crossed for the greater good. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES - I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. EINSTEIN - Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. ERNEST HEMINGWAY- To die. In the rain. Alone. DARWIN - Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
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To express its right and ability to do so.
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Because it had to in order for us to answer this question.
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because there wer hot chicks on the other side
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to get to the other side.
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ummmmmmm.......coz it wanted too. i dunno??
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Because they just built a KFC on his side of the road.
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Depending on age everyone should know this one. the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side...HA HA HA !!!!!!
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To avoid being cloned for food.
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To get to the other side
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peer pressure
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He was trying to avoid a particularly unsavory run-in with Colonel Sanders?
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Nobody told her she couldn't. If they did, she didn't believe them.
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The real quesiton is, why did man build a road in the chicken's path?
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To get to the other side.. duhh
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Because the KFC was on one side of the street and my car was parked on the other.
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The answer is: who cares?
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i think you should ask the chicken.
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It didn't. The road moved beneath the chicken.
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to show the possum it could be done.
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Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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He saw Colonel Sanders walking towards him.
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So it could perform in an opera.
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So that he could be the star of an outdated joke
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Have you ever seen a chicken cross the road?...it's all lies.
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because he was running from the horney farmer.
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Colonel Sanders was behind him with an ax and a sinister smile?
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Because they were building a KFC on his side. Corny?yes. I know.
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Because he really wanted to.
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Because the bastard government put a by-pass through his lovely farm.
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to see the hadgehog his flatmate
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He was a moderate, and he wanted to get to the middle.
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Because they were turning his coop into co-ops!
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Because the grass looked greener over there. Although once he got there he turned around and TaDa! the grass looked greener over there! Go figure
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To get to the other side.
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To get to the other side. (Stupid question, stupid answer).
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CAUSE HE F***ING FELT LIKE IT!!!!!!!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH, WELL LETS TAKE IT OUTSIDE THEN PUNK!!!!!
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Someone was chasing it with an ax on the other side and intending to have chicken for dinner..it took its chances with traffic lol
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There was a Rooster on the other side.
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Colonel Sanders was on the other side?
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Because it wanted to stop at KFP (Kentucky Fried People).
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To get to the other side. at least thats what I've heard :P
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He was playing "humans" with the traffic. I told him not to but he would not listen. Perhaps that was because he was achicken and they are ladies and was obviously offended. Oh no he/she crossed the road because I insulted her and now she has been killes by a Ford coop and it is all my fault. Why did you ask this question, why did I read it and not go to bed as intended, I am traumatized and will never get to sleep, that poor old chicken, please forgive me. Oh by the way I was bored and so waxed lyrical!
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Because the green light said to go.
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Great question and so original keep it up Smiley!
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to see what was on the other side?
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So that you could ask this question.
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It's part of his 12 step process.
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To get to the other slide....on the playground:)
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To get away from the KFC recruiter
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There's a series of these circulating via e-mail and on the internet. For instance: Einstein "Whether the chicken crossed the road or whether the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference".
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to get hit by a car lol
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To go to Wal Mart:)
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Chicken went to tescos to steal her eggs back.
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Because the local council put a bypass through his lovely farmyard.
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Because the fascist liberal government taxed the side she was on so heavily that she could not afford to remain there, and she feared losing her nest, which she had acquired after many years of hard work, due to increased taxation that was causing her many-times-refi'd mortgages to go into default. Her rooster had been imprisoned for trumped-up tax evasion charges, so she couldn't produce any eggs for the much-needed income, and the cost of feeding her brood had escalated so much that they were dying off from malnourishment while waiting for the supposedly tax-supported welfare to be granted, but that wasn't coming because she owned her own nest. That's why.
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To get to the other side. LOL that's how it goes doesn't it? I think they crossed the road because there was food on the other side. Chickens are always hungry
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Because it was escaping from the slaughter house! and at the other side of the road were the animal right protesters
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because it was playing a truth or dare game with its friends.
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Because if he crossed HIMSELF, everyone would think he was Roman Catholic.
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He was running away from Peter Griffin...
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The sad truth is, she wanted to kill herself. Things just weren't going her way ever since she found out her eggs weren't fertilized so they could be used for food. Much equatable to a still born baby for us. Thankfully she changed her mind and finished crossing the road...
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Because the chicken was running away from Colonel Sanders.
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To F-up the Porsche. Anyone who wants to see the slide show can post their email in comments and I will send it to you.
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It's all relative, of course. The reason this question lives on is because the truth is too mind boggling to contemplate: the road slid under the chicken! But we can't grasp the awesome reality of that, so we thrash around trying to fathom the mind of a bird.
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I'm not sure, but I do know why the elephant crossed the road.... .... it was stapled to the chicken!
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Oh! Oh! I know! I know!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!!
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Because chickens are not that great of flyers, so it HAD to cross the road instead of flying over it.
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Because that's where his house is.
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He was tired of being Henpecked.
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Because she told him to get his ass over there.
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Because it had no choice. People REALLY want it to cross the road.
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Because there was a shoe sale on the other side.
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To prove to the opossum the racoon and the armadillo that it could actually be done.
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To get a six of Moosehead and a pack of Cowboy Killers.
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So he could have a drive thru at KFC
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To get away from Col. Sanders! That was always my patent answer for that question.
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to show the possum,armadillo,and skunk it could be done!!!!
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who let out the chicken???
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Because she was'nt turkey.
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...to screw with our heads!
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theirs was a bar on the other side of the road..
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Because the road could not cross the chicken...
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Because McDonald's wanted to cut him up and advertise him while they make the fake chicken
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because he felt like it GOSH
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Because he felt like a cock!
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