ANSWERS: 48
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I'd probably declare all out war. I went ballistic because a guy simply tore my poetry notebook. When I declare war, it's anything goes. I pull no punches. If I see I brick, I'm swingin' it.
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Punch him back, probably get the crap beat out of me, then report him to the police and have him arrested for criminal assault and then sue him for civil assault as soon as I got out of the hospital where I documented my injuries.
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Cry and call in some favors some bigger people owe me.
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Sue him and get all of his money.
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Elbow him in the nose or throat, knee his groin, grab his skull and smash his teeth off my knee. Then I will either seek a useful weapon or escape. I take successful assaults on myself extremely seriously, because I'm smarter than to ever come CLOSE to provoking a fight against someone bigger than me, and they're clearly a douche bag undeserving of a fair fight from me. I try and avoid fights, but I'll play it a little more loosely if I could win a fair fight without a problem against the person.
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if i wasnt knocked out i would give him a knee or two in the balls n whilst hes crippled over, id punch him in the face too :)
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If he or she somehow actually connected with that punch (highly unlikely, but it could happen), I would roll with it to the ground and away from them back into a stance, ready to defend myself from further attack. If they persisted, I would drop him/her to the ground to end the fight quickly and leave.
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Fall over. Is this a trick question?
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Scream my lungs out and start kicking..anyone that punches an almost-71-year-old lady in the face deserves only bad things..while on the ground I'd aim for the groin..scream my lungs out some more..probably scare the crap out of the bully..he'd rue the day he looked my..I'd get him, one way or the other..or my posse would! :)
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Probably cry and maybe fall down
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Fall down! But get back up and hit him back
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Fist or foot to balls and he will fall like a sack of potatoes.
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Hurt someone bigger than me!!
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Kick them where I could reach ;-) die trying!
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Call the police and definately press charges.
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Firstly, the punch would never hit. I would see it coming and I would slide back to avoid it. Then slide past him kneeing him in the leg on my way past. He would probably bend over and turn round, if he had the time. As soon as I make contact, I would jump up and backflip over him and nail him with 3 Laser Arrows.
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Fall down, cry, call the police then call my lawyer.
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... they could try ... in the miraculous chance that they actually were able to, I have a vicious shark of a lawyer that would see to it the puncher spent the maximum sentence time in prison for assault ... but it would be more likely that I would just break a wrist and/or elbow as they were trying ... and probably break a knee too ...
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pull my pistol as I was falling backwards then shooting at center mass 2 shots before I hit the ground and one more after I recover for good measure ... I do not do violence to others and I do not let them do it to me ... ~Nemo~
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Bleed.
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ACT A FOOL!
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Take him down yo...
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Bleed, I suppose. I know I can always do that.
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If they were much taller me and male i would punch him back in the nads! If it was a lass throw a good punch back anywhere as hard as i can,depending how big after the punch run like mad!
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I'd fall on the ground and writhe in pain.
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Kick him in the nuts / punch her in the solar plexus. I was pretty good at sparring when I learned karate. Incidentally, once a huge guy (I'm a 5'1" girl) in a crowded bar purposely pushed me roughly, just for accidentally brushing up against him as I squeezed past! WTF is wrong with people like that?!
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Cry probably. But my instant reflex would most likely to flail about kicking, punching and screaming at them.
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hurt
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Show that person how hard a bigger person can fall down.
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Bleed all over 'im
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Go balastic, feral cat attack! lots of phycotic noises. No one wants to fight a mad dog.
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Umm cry lol
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run away if i could
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soe one much bigger than me did punch me in the face ,well you can only imagine the out come of that one .poor fella i really hurt his hand
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Umm I would fight back even if I couldnt win I would make them reget hitting me.
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I would reap my vegeance later when he least expected it.
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Once I recovered I would hunt their ass down, I like getting even not mad! :O)
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Punch back, obviously.
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I most likly not be getting up soon, u looing at 2 many movies?
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I grabbed the effer by the hair on his head, brought him to his knees, and held his head to the floor until he mellowed...I should have cracked his damn coconut!
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Fall down, and probably go unconscious.
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Kick his ass because the bigger they are the harder they fall.
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Grab my face, cry and run away! +
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Hit them back, or pin them to the ground and keep them there. +5
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Try to kick him where the sun don't shine .... or run...
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if it didnt knock me out...probably swallow my pride and run because im not tryin to get a brain injury over anything stupid lol
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did you not know that if you spit in someone's face it is not only an insult, but is also healing?
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pull there insides out and nail em to the bunk house door
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