affix it three spaces away from the any key

Consult with your local plastic surgeon.

Yes, it might hurt though.

I can! ok, now I need you to sign this waiver that in the event.......................................... :D LOL if blood is involved, yup Im out, cannot stand the sight of blood.

They do it to tummy tuck patients . I have no idea what the procedure is

Insert slot A into slot B.

the installation procedure varys depending upon modell bb required.. ie an inny or an outie?? an inny requires the following, large c-clamp, 3/4 hp craftsman drill, 5/16 drill bit, 1 tbsp marine-tex industrial sealant, whereas an outie simply requires ; one tube super glue....in the future please clarify.....

If I were you, I'd demand to inspect the license of each and every one who has answered you in this thread. And definitely don't be conned into paying up front with precious AB points! :-)

Upon installation, remember to ground it, and don't stick your finger in it in the shower.. ZZZZT!!

Why would you want one of those. It's just another opportunity to misplace your keys.

Too weird! Another ABer lacking a belly button! This is happening far too often! Need more information: Planet of origin, please? Something missing in the cloning process, maybe? Do you have marking with "Made in China"? :-)

I know a Doctor who does. My innie had turned into an outie and he took it and turned it into an innie again. It was during a surgery of something else and he didn't even remember doing it afterwords. The other surgery was the complex one.

*lifts shirt*..."lets try this"....*pokes belly....again....and again*....."nope didn't work...sorry"

Are you using Windows XP or Vista?

Select size of broom handle (also known as the belly button maker) in accordance with your preference. Remember the larger the broom handle the larger the belly button will be. You might want to consider a pencil instead. Your choice; Place feet firmly on the ground approximately 2 feet apart; Stand against a secure wall for support; Have assistant stand approximately 30 feet away and run towards you at optimum speed, belly button maker in hand. Make sure that aim is at the correct height. People have been known to lose an eye or teeth while attempting this exercise. Upon impact pound belly button maker into abdomen with as much force as possible. VIOLA!!! You now have a belly button. If you do not obtain the desired effect the first time, have assistant adjust height of aim and try again, and again, and again. Slight pain has been associated with this procedure. In most cases the belly button receiver is unconscious and does not feel the after effects for some hours. Take picture and send to all your AB friends and associates. We do not accept any responsibility for the outcome of this procedure and reserve the right to dismiss any legal action which may be filed by the deceased

The right surgeon could.