ANSWERS: 74
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Can't imagine one.
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"How long have you had that giant zit?"
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why were you born ?
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Can you please look after the house while your mother and I go out of the country for a month?
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would you care to go to the chicago auto show and pick out your new car?
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Son, I hope you didnt hear me and your father making love last night. Did you?
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my mother made the sad mistake of aasking me, when i was 17- "do you masturbate?" so that is probably one the absolute taboo questions to ask...
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How much pocket money do you want?
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Dad to daughter: Do you want me to come in with you when you go for your gyno exam/pap smear?
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if your a parent dnt bother ask bout there love life coz they dnt wnt 2 tell u and your better off not knowing
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Someday you'll thank me for this?
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Perhaps this one: "Why don't you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?"
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Do you want your own credit card?
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Your mother and I are pretty cool parents, don't you think?
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are you sexually active yet?
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When will you be donating your Xbox 360?.....
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have you put on weight? or you really dont have a lot of friends do you?
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Can you hold this gun for sec!!
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Do you want to sleep in this morning?
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Anything that would hurt their self-esteem.
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How many people see you when their high and immediately quit?
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"whats it like to be an adult?"
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have you gained weight?
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"How was your day?"
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what were you doing in the bathroom all this time boy?
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Parents shouldn't ask if their kids love them =S It's weird/awkward. If they wanted to tell you they love you, they would. x
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To tidy their bedroom, that one usually needs an order!
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Do you or don't you love your parents?
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"Son, Did ya lay it in her good?"
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"So...you kids get any good pot connections yet?"
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So...how was it last night....
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Where have you been?
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are you sexually active
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do you know about 'the birds and the bee's? (normaly they flee before you finish the sentence
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I know you're a bit old, but I've still got a bunch of candy in my van. Wanna see?
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"Are you SURE that shirt isn't too small?"
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How much do you weigh?
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Mom to son: the doctor said i should of got an abortion
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"Hey son, you want to see a picture of your Mom naked?" =D
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Mum To Daughter: Do You Know About Protective Sex?
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"Can you bake a cake, or do I have to show you how?"
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"what are you gay or something?"
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would you mind staying over one of your friends house tonight? me and mum got stuffs to do
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am i going to have to buy you condoms? :)
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So...what happened with him last night, then?' Shut up mum. Please. Shut up.
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you gettin any?
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have you been to Gitmo....now answer my question.
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can u hand me that basket of toys?
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do you want me to tell your crush that you like him so much and you got his name posted all over the walls of your room?hehehe
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has your baby dick come out yet
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How was school today? What's your favourite subject? Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend yet? How long have you had that acne? When is your voice going to change? Shouldn't you have boobs by now?
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whats that bulge in your pants?
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when's your birthday? (i've been asked that like 5 times) :) lol
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Where did that hickey come from? We should talk about it.
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dad to his little gurl was it gd?
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Need the keys to the car ? lol
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In all seriousness: "Are you okay?" That one always starts a shitstorm.
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Were you masturbating?
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Whats that smell in your room?
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"Why are you still here?"
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Is he fucking you or is it just a finger bj sort of deal.
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How's it hangin'?
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Parents to Teenager: Are you a faget now?!
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"why did you do that?" "Are you still a virgin?" "What's that you're hiding behind your back?" "OMG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "what were you thinking?" "how's about another trip down to aunt Merla's?"
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IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO TELL YOUR DAD AND I?
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Why can't you _____ ?
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Are you sexually active?
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how do you spell your last name? wanna hit? what year were you born? mikey who? (my brother in law xD hahahah)
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"Are you getting any?"
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Where are you going?
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would you like a brother or sister? answer quick cause your dad is on the phone making a vasectimy appointment
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So have you lost your virginity yet ?
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What's that you'r listening to? Can you turn it up?
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"now tell me, have you ever made-out with a guy and he touched you in anyway inappropriate?" Dad ask daughter no no
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