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  • I doubt that, stillme..we live in a retirement community in Hemet, California..the lady on the left is about 85 and single..the couple on the right are in their 70's and very quiet..the guy across the street lost his wife to cancer last year..all up and down the street..no rednecks in sight! :)
  • A redneck isn't always a bad thing. Here we all are and here's why........... If you consider it a sport to get food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there for days hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Minnesota. If you're proud your state makes the national news 196 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in Minnesota. If you don't know the difference between 'borrow' and 'loan', You might live in Minnesota. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through June, You might live in Minnesota. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You might live in Minnesota. If your dad sleeps in his baseball hat, You might live in Minnesota. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in Minnesota. If you know how to say...Wayzata...Mahtomedi....Cloquet.... Edina...and Shakopee, You might live in Minnesota. If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, You might live in Minnesota. You measure distance in hours, You might live in Minnesota. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, You might live in Minnesota. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow in a blizzard without flinching, You might live in Minnesota. You see people wearing hunting clothes to church, You might live in Minnesota. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, You might live in Minnesota. You think the 2 major food groups are fish, and deer meat, You might live in Minnesota. You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows how to use them, You might live in Minnesota. There are always 17 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm , You might live in Minnesota. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You might live in Minnesota. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You might live in Minnesota. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction, You might live in Minnesota. If "Down South" to you means Iowa, You might live in Minnesota. You find minus 10 degrees "a little chilly", You might live in Minnesota. If you actually understand these jokes, you probably live in Minnesota or Iowa. By: Jeff Foxworthy And here's another reason..( It describes me to a T.) http://youtube.com/watch?v=L30V5vnYHzk
  • G'day Still Me, Thanks for your question. I don't think so. However, Jeff Foxworthy has identified some identifying signs. http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuiCnQc17jg Regards
  • My neighbor just built his very own bomb shelter, outside is a sign that reads: No trespassing!
  • my neighbors are Mexican...all of em. I live in Southern California....i think we're the last Caucasians here
  • Nope, none here. They are all family members and the vacation cabin across the road is owned by city people from NYC. But if you turned corner and go down the next road and look to your left, you can't miss them...there are at least 3 -5 trucks and cars parked all over, and huntin' dawgs, they sit on their stoop and whittle. It REALLY looks like Deliverance! Very scary!
  • One of my neighbors in the dorms on my base joined the military to "serve the country". He is almost definately a redneck...and probably should have gone with the Army.
  • He has a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
  • Their family tree doesn't branch out.
  • Oh I know he is. I live in Alberta, the redneck province of Canada!
  • They have a truck with the license plate Yeeehaw. You can't make this stuff up folks.

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