ANSWERS: 100
-
she/he could really give you some tips
-
I really didn't mean to do it....
-
This isnt what it looks like..let me explain..LMAO :)
-
WOW! THAT was fun! She's GOOD!
-
it wasnt me
-
She started it!
-
"It was the dog."
-
any excuse really...
-
so are you breaking up with me then? :)
-
"Sorry." Because you aren't really sorry you did it, you are sorry you got caught! :)
-
"Hold on a moment, just let me finish this"
-
I was drunk.
-
I couldn't help it, I was drunk and seduced!
-
IT WASNT ME.....lol
-
Get over it, shit happens.
-
Oh! I thought it was you honey!
-
D'oh!
-
wow - if your that mad now, what are you gonna be like when you realise your sisters in the kitchen...
-
i didnt met to do it im sorry
-
"The neighbour owed me a favor"
-
But Bill Clinton did it..
-
What one are you referring to?
-
Well, YOU weren't doing very well!
-
It's only the third time honest and the first time your sister got me drunk.
-
Well.... You deserve it, I was not only cheating on you with this girl, but I was also using your money to buy strippers and hookers, I contracted AIDS, gave it to you, and now that I have safely hidden the deed to the house and the car, I am leaving you. Also, I cheated on you with your mother, on our anniversary.
-
'i couldn't help myself! your mom is just so freakin hot'
-
ah best quote from chicago... "What? Im in bed alone!" "There are two other women in bed with you!" "What you gunna belive what you see or what i tell you?"
-
do you mind? i'm a bit busy!! honestly!
-
You didn't mind for the last 3 years, so why make such a fuss now?
-
"Is not what you think it is."
-
I don't cheat, so I wont get caught :)
-
dont do what i said via text. repeat it three times and then say it sucked anyway.
-
Wasnt me! I would never have this problem, it is so much easier breaking up with the person and moving on.
-
Sorry, I thought she was you...
-
if you did only mind your own business everything would be fine.
-
What the..?! You two should really wear name tags, it's not my fault you're twins!
-
Oh no! I thought you were (insert spouse's name)!
-
that i was only a infatuation with him.lol ..lies,lies,lies...
-
its only a friend!!! there is nothing going on.
-
One of the worst things to say is probably: "It's not what you think." Really, ... now why would I be thinking that?
-
It wasn't me????
-
Why didn't you tell me you were coming ?
-
Oops, I didn't mean it...
-
We're all gonna have a good laugh about this some day, trust me.
-
You're just imagining this.
-
oops... i thought he was you?!
-
picture this we were both butt naked!!
-
Uh, spit-take?!
-
"yeaaah, can you check back with me in about...mmm...30 minutes, that'll be greaaat...thaaanks.."
-
Saying, "I'm glad I did it to the offending party"
-
"... So... What? are you just waiting for an invitation? Get IN here!" "What's the problem? Mind getting out of here, so we can have some frickin' privacy please?!" "WHAT? You're not the hooker we ordered!" (if you make a sound before entering the room)"(Name of your grandmother), we're in here waiting for you!"
-
Surprise!!!/ Happy Birth Day Honey!!!/ Oh, like you ever had a body like this/Stop talking your killing my erection/ Don't you dare start blaming ME for this/ Babe, get the camera this chick is AWESOME!/ Stop yelling, your scaring the babysitter/ You are the one who said we had to talk to your daughter about S-E-X / Look TWINS!!/ Why didn't you tell me our kids teacher was so HOT?/ If you could do what she does, I would be doing this with you/ Your daughter is Tal-EN-ted for her age!/ Sweet heart, don't just stand there go to the store and get us more condoms, I don't want to catch what this woman has/ We can't let our son keep seeing this little slut, she is a FRRREAK!/ Could you take over honey? we've been going at this all day and I need to get something to drink/ If your going to keep your mouth all open like that, GET over here and catch! We ran out of condoms an hour ago/ You girls stay right there and entertain each other I have to go talk to my.. "MOM!"/ HEY, Good news babe! I don't have E-D, I just can't get it up when YOU’RE naked! / You know I can't just eat ONE brownie!/ Move your blocking the camera!/ HEY hey hey, YOUR the one who said I needed to be nicer to your Mother/Sister/Daughter ect/It's COOKIE season agian!/It looks so big in her hands!/Could you wash their cheer uniforms while your not doing anything? we kind of made a little mess/Why couldn't you ever do this?/ SEEEEE, I TOLD YOU your brother was GAY!
-
"CRAP! you are here? then who is this. I was drunk and thought its you"
-
Oh THERE you are!
-
"WHAT!, WHO IS THIS!!!, honistly I thought this was you hunny"
-
I CAN EXPLAAIIINNN!!!!!
-
Oops my bad!
-
i'm sorry
-
Don't just stand there, get in line.
-
who are you?
-
Ahhh. Hi, Sweetheart! Could you please pass me a towel?
-
yeah I f%$#ed her....but I was thinking about you.
-
I don't cheat, so I don't have to worry.
-
I tripped and fell.
-
It's not my fault. I'm a human!
-
It's not what you think...
-
i was just practicing so i culd be better 4 u baby!!!
-
I was giving her a free breast exam....
-
I thought she was you!
-
I was drunk and even you have to admit you and your sister look alike! This is a very good example of what not to say! Shaggy - It wasn't me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR4PGt9oOto
-
"ha, you failed. I was testing you. obviously you DONT trust me. I win."
-
I didn't do it!!!!!
-
i have no idea what i would say if i got caught cheating cause i never have before!
-
"I was only doing it to test if you were really the right one for me!"
-
Wasnt me
-
Well I asked you what we should give the mail man for his Birthday, and all you said was Fuck him.
-
youre just dreaming!!!this is not really happening.
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_StQ6KdW0
-
Come and join in!
-
Baby I'm sorry. I'd rather my man be speechless at his stupidity.
-
"The Devil made me do it"!
-
Come on in honey, I was just warming her up for you.
-
OOps I did it again
-
It's YOUR fault!!!
-
wow! i've discovered my true love.
-
It's not my fault....
-
HA-HA!!!
-
What did you expect, you're baron. (Hey, you said the WORST thing).
-
Wanna join in?
-
start singing your marital song
-
Anything really!
-
Now calm down, let's talk about this like four sensible people...
-
Wanna Join In? :P
-
it's not what it looks like....ok maybe it is.
-
The devil made me to do it.....! My 2 cents.
-
Hey......how about throwing these sheets in the washer for me.
-
but your mom does look a lot like you.
-
" hey! I was just thinking about you!"
-
it's not you...it's me...
-
I wouldn't know from experience, but I would imagine I'm sorry would be the worst thing to say. If you cheated you not only have to owe up to it but face the consequence of your action.
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC