ANSWERS: 26
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In The Bathroom
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Above the toilet seat?
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In front of your parents' face
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Anywhere a very young child or a pet could get to it. Like certain other plants we use to celebrate Christmas (holly and poinsettia), mistletoe is poisonous. I've never quite understood why such a child-centered holiday includes the use of so many poisonous plants.
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You should never hang a mistletoe over the stove. Someone might end up getting a baked boom boom.
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Over a Grave.
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Over your cat's litterbox (Unless of course you happen to have a few quarts of blood you're not using).
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In the bathroom
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Over the toilet! Or a manhole!
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Under an entrance of a infectious disease clinic...herpes could be a gift that keeps on giving.
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On your belt.
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Over his head if you know what's good for you;)
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Over an iced over front porch, that you sprayed the days because the in-laws are coming over.... muahahaha!
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At the entrance of any public restroom
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Anywhere at all, I think it is an inappropriate tradition to kiss someone without consent and just because they walk under some silly plant.
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on your finger
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In the closet. :P
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over the altar. give the choir boys a rest.
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Bathroom door.
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Over a confessional;)
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over her head.
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On your belt buckle. (Back in the days before political correctness, the boys in my high school used to do this.)
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Over the toilet
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On your bits and pieces. We are not amused.
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over a cess pool!
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In the refrigerator, or over food. Mistletoe, holly, and other holiday decorations can be poisonous in the right quantities. [Or I guess that would be the WRONG quantities, lol.]
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