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yes, please help us!
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Bacon=Happiness.
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happiness is a big supercolossal juicy hamburger with the works.
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Chocolatology.
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Every Sunday to have a traditional roast, that should be a law!
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You have to praise by eating everyday, and praying that the food will be good.=)
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Eat too much and you'll end up like Buddah.
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Cheese melted is universally accepted as the love which makes all things good. And binds.
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The final commandment: thou shalt never use bad quality salt.
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Anything made from scratch should be prefaced with the word "lovin'", as in Momma's "Lovin' Mac n' Cheese", or Momma's "Lovin' Chicken & Dumplin's", or Momma's "Lovin' Pancakes"...
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And you have to be baptized in holy juice.
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Seafood is of the Devil.
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Teach Chinese Herbology & Moxibution along with Taoist Five Element Nutrition. Teach the fact that seasoning is not the same as flavouring ... seasoning adds herbs and spices that cause minor physiological changes that help the human body to tolerate extremes of weather ... you alter the way you season each meal based on the weather of the day. Teach advanced Buddhist Breatharianism ... the ability to absorb small amounts of nitrogen and convert it into a small amount of crude nitrous protien ... quite literally "eating air". Teach the fact that although dairy is the most nutritious of foods, it has a very serious drawback ... it contains a tiny amount of genetic material that is designed by nature to help turn a calf into an adult bovine ... humans are NOT bovine ... and when humans consume dairy products, the bovine genetic material screws up our immune system making it much easier to get minor illnesses, such as colds and flus.
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All food is created equal and you have the right to the pursuit of all things food related! Long live FOOD! I love food!
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The "trinity" is now the Cajun variation of the classic French Mirepoix (Onion Carrot and Celery) Onion, Bell Pepper and Celery! But the trinity shall always bow to the mother of all foods, GARLIC!!!!
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Omnivorism.
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