ANSWERS: 17
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"It already is." (don't come to me if you get slapped)
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Honesty is the best policy.
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Just say "yes it bloody does" and they wont ask you again.
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No, but your bum is making those pants look big! Just kidding, that's no way to talk to a friend. Just tell the truth it doesn't and a while lie if it does.
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"No, your fat bum makes your bum look big!" Just kidding, that's a good way to get yourself disemboweled. Seriously, the closest thing I've ever found to a good universal response (Other than honesty, of course, which is usually the best policy), is: "I think it really compliments your bum, brings out it's natural shape very nicely..."
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Even if you think IT does: Unless you want pouting or the cold shoulder from your partner: Lie your ass off. Pun intended.
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like your moms
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Well, if I think it does then I say "yes."
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Yes, it does! You have an humongous ass to start with, and those just make it look bigger!
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Yes or no. It depends if I think it does or not :)
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'No baby, your bum's big anyway.'
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Yes, maybe you should lose some weight then it won't.
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Answer as quickly as possible and say, "hell no, they make you look good."
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Nope it's those ho ho's that are doing it.
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'no. your bum makes your bum look big' lol... but that would be very rude... :D
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Maybe its a funhouse mirror.
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Big and juicy. Just the way I like it.
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