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You can start by washing my car.
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mushroomWax on, wax off.
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Oooo Kinky!
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You may liberate yourself. I don't believe in slavery.
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dress in a bumble bee suit and run around the play ground (don't be weird to any kids) but just run around in circles and let me take video and put it on you tube. Then go trick or treating dressed as a bumble bee and try to haggle with the people for more candy ;)
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Go and get me something that is very hard to find.
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Build me a pyramid...
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I would love a very hot bubble bath, with candles lit and my gown layed out for me. Then you can return to your bottle till tomorrow. Breakfast at 7:00, fruit, dark toast, orange juice and coffee. Then we'll talk about a raise!!!!! hahahah
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How about your my assistant not slave. Makes me sound cruel.
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I don't like peoplbeing slaves! However if you just want to do something nice ;I could use a back rub with some Bengay. I over did it to day and my back hates me right now!!
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Slavery ended over a 100 years ago. You are a FREE person to do as you please to do.
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I like the way you think. Lets sit out back on the patio and you can fan me while we chat. Would you like a beer?
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Wire over your master's money you've been saving.
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Make me food lol.
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Sort out my filing for work and my notes for uni mwahaha!!
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Wear latex, lather yourself up in butter, and give me a full body massage. With your full body.
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You know exactly what! ;)
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rub my feet, clean my house, cook me food
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Scrub the Tub......Turn the Mattress.....and go to the nearest Straight Bar and lure me home a HOT MAN!
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Find a way to bathe my dog! That poor thing is TERRIFIED of the bathtub. If he even hears me open the medicine cabinet to get his shampoo, he runs and hides under the table.
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I'm not going to tell you it'd be fun. Clean my apartment. do my dishes. wash my car. Just for a laugh I'd have you wash my cat.
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Get on all fours so I can use you as a coffee table for my beer. Suck all the chocolate off my chocolate brazil nuts as I'm on a diet. Answer the door to the Jehovas. Answer all the telemarketeers phone calls. Go down the bookies to put a bet on my horses. Tuck me in when I go to bed and read me a Tellytubbies book. That should cover it.
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The only thing I need for someone else to do for me is give me a good massage...I prefer to do my own cooking and cleaning.
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Free yourself ;-)
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you could do all my laundry.
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get me a beer!
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kneel naked on the floor as I watch television .... in case I decide that I need to be orally pleausred.
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clean, do laundry and cook! wow that actually was my job! now I am free to read to do whatever! Thanks
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You can start by fanning me with that big fan over there, while I lay in front of the TV. Next, you can get me a beer with a straw and some grapes and feed both to me
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Get me something to eat. I'm starving.
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Free yourself.
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get free but first get me a beer
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hmmm.... what would I start with first?! I mean you always dream of your own servant, but when you get one.... Ok, I am going with go down to that coffee shop I love and have them roast my beans, watch them make my coffee and make sure the temp is 82 degrees. I like to check that stuff, very important. After that give me exactly 32 grains of sugar and 1 teaspoon of cream. Fresh cream from the cow please. That will be it. Oh, and after that I guess you can stop being my slave.
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Would you chop some firewood for me, please? Gotta have about 2-3 more cords of wood by December and time's a-wasting!
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My S/O is called Dave for a reason - Dave the Slave so I am sorry you cannot serve me! Thank you anyway.
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you can find someone to hire me, im tired of being out of work
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keep me company tonight.
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Go and bring back financial security and a health plan.
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You are free Go in peace
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Sure, get me a glass of 'Sangue di Giuda'
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I will need help in finding a new hairdresser. Not right at this moment, but soon. : ) You are so good to me. I appreciate it very much.
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Buy me a new car. the kind with the screen on the front of the dashboard to show maps and backing up. Please. : )
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