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One of my favorites, not my all time favorite.
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Get 'er done. Larry the cable Guy
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Hence my name. (sorry' bout the low quality vid)
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From Chris Tucker in stand-up: "POOR???? POOR!!! Ain't NOBODY, NO-HOW POOR in this country! Hell, even 'the poor' have food stamps, a car and a couple of TV'S! POOR?"
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This is my favorite. Watch it if you've got ten minutes.
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Lookin might cute in those jeans! Eddie Murphy.
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...."an escalator can never be broken. An escalator can only BECOME stairs. You will never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out of Order' sign. Only an 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience'" Mitch Hedberg. RIP man...
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"The other day I was thinking about. . . Oh, wait, that was someone else" -Steven Wright
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You can't fix stupid by Ron White
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Bill Hicks, when asked what he was reading "for" by a waffle waitress, his reply was... so that i don't end up becoming a f#*in' waffle waitress:) genius!
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"If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself"...George Burns.
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