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well lets seedeer mulch
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I hate it when those elves get into the garden, start building their houses in my corn stalks...
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Chainsaws work for me.
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Some of my best friends are elves ,so I don't use such stuff.
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If it's a Christmas elf, you're stuck with it till the end of the year. sorry.
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Elf-Off. Or you could ask them nicely. An exit plan with a nice alternative housing suggestion might be persuasive. You could just let it happen to slip that Santa is hiring and paying top dollar.
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Get a good old fashioned cat, just like in Stephen King's Cat's Eye. He'll take care of the little bastard without any harm to the environment.
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Gnomes will beat up and get rid of the elves. Of course, then you're stuck with gnomes.
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