ANSWERS: 48
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A beard trimmer with your name on it.
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An ironing board.
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A $10 Gift Card to Wal-Mart
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A pair of used underwear. A month of Jenny Craig (or other diet plan). A card addressed to someone else. Preferably not her sister. Another wife. A vacuum.
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Gift certificate to Jenny Craig.
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dont buy anything to cook or clean with unless she has specifically asked for it - you may be wearing it
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A back massager, so she can give you better backrubs.
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Lingerie that is too large.
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a summons from the sheriff attached to a petition for divorce. Or a card with your secretary's name on it instead of hers.
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diet pills
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Clothing that is too big or too small.she will think that you are trying to tell her something.thongs unless she likes them.something you personal like for yourself and say it is for her and then use it for you like a new video games for xbox360 that he wanted and he started to play them, my husband did that before and I was pissed off, so when his birthday came around I giftwrapped his stuff and sead happy birthday and it was stuff I could use and liked like a purse and stuff he was angry,I sead hey rember what you sead we can share well I am wearing this stuff for you.He could have just gave me flowers or a plant and a kiss and that would have been fine with me but his gift was an insult to buy something that he wanted for himself.
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i know i already answered but i got another one .... support hose!
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Reusing a gift she once got you.
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A cookbook A membership to a fat farm A a doctors appointment for a face lift A weekend trip for two to share with your mother. A picture of your girlfriend. A book how to please your man.
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Tools.
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A vacuum cleaner might get you "cut off" for awhile.
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A toilet seat which is exactly what i got off my husband one valentines day because he heard me say to my sister i wanted a new one....the idiot
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a gift basket of deodorant
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Any kind of cleaning or cooking supplies or appliances. No mops, no toilet brushes, no oven cleaner....unless you have a death wish.
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How about a neatly wrapped package containing........... A PADDED BRA! (that noise you just heard was a slap on my face). This answer is from my wife.
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Some diet pills
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A watch.............she will run out on you.
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This actually was given to me by my ex bf last year for my birthday and I was really ticked off- he sent me a cell phone holder for my car and a canadian flag car antenna! And he knows I don't even own a cell phone! I think he regifted it. Needless to say we are not together anymore. He probably spent a big whopping 5 bucks on that gift.
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Divorce papers (at least for the wife).
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2nd answer, from my wife.......... A cordless electric drill.
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DO NOT get her tools of any kind!!!
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I received a socket set for an anniversary, I think it was around the 5th. I wasn't too pleased.
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a knife, for some reason they are not to be given as a gift as they are, by karma, said to end relationships...so if u receive one from someone buy it from them fr like 5c or something=) unless of course u want it to end?
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a girdle to make her look slimmer
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A chain saw.
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Clothes - you will never get it right. Too big, too small, too revealing, too enclosing .... or it came from your mistress. Best to forget her birthday - it's less hassle.
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Heroin, for her to use to lose weight.
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2 lbs of fudge
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Control underware
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industrial weight scale
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My guess goes like this except cosmetic items, dresses and jewels do not buy anything else.
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Nobody suggested a vibrator - probably afraid of making yourself obsolete.
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a thigh master
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My babe bought me a present that belonged in the kitchen - he will never ever do that again :)
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A gift card to a day spa if you suck at giving compliments. This goes double if she's not into that kind of stuff. Triple if she showed you the new pair of riding boots tha she wanted instead. Jay did this once because he saw it on one of those morning shows. I was so hurt I cried when he wasn't around. It didn't help we were having issues over the fact he sucked at giving compliments. To me it was like he said I was 125 bucks of ugly and if I fixed that I would get my compliments. He saw it as giving me time for myself to get pampered.
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what are you buying them a gift for? Whens the last time your girlfriend gave you a gift eh?
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A bag of chips with some dipping sauce.
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gym membership or a duster ....
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a house
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Cookbook
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a new frying pan
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a stripper.
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My brother bought a mirror for his wife when she was pregnant (she asked for it). Did not go well.
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