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If you don't give me back my freedom is because you suck.
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SHUT UP YOU DUMMYHEAD!!!
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Can you wrap it up? I'm in a hurry here...
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Hey man, could you hurry? I have to go meet a guy on the corner down the road. Im craving like crazy!!
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Obiviously you don't know who my father is..or you would be treating me with due respect.
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So, what are you wearing under those robes?
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Smack your toy hammer and lets go to lunch.
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So, are you naked under that robe?
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How is Judge Judy in the sack?
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What's a great looking Justice doing in a Court like this?
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You might be the law, but your not above the law! get off your soap box :D
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Is that a skirt!?
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You have to be f*cking kidding me turned out to be a.."you dont say that to a judge" moment :) LOL
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I'll take a Big Mac, small fries and a diet Coke, your heiness.
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"I'm GUILTY"
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Now, I've got five bucks in my pocket. How about I slip it to you, and we forget all about this?
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the real reson behind those mass murders that i commited are because i was suffering from :::: one of the follwing::: PMS A NIC FIT A LACK OF DRUGS.
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Ive seen it a lot in civil court i.e where people say their gonna kill the person that there opposing right in front of the Judge and court audience. That seems to make the Judge have to do a lot of work by having to explain to the court room audience. "No, no, no one's gonna kill anybody."The Judge has to say no no etc after everytime someone threatens to kill another person.
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talk back and bitch at the judge and tell her what you think.I did before and the judge was in shock and so were the people that worked for her and everyone in the court room well she was the biggest bitch I have ever met in my life and I have meet a lot of them in my days.She used her hammer on the table and was hitting the table with it several times and saying order and I sead order what? and she sead baillift estort out of the court room and so I had to go out for a little while and stand and then I came back in and we contnued,her staff sead I had never seen any do that in my life and if they did they would have gone to jail I sead that is very intresting.She didnt like me and I really didnt care because I won the case and if she didnt I would get a nother judge that I knew growing up to handle the situation.
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"Mail? I don't read mail ... I have PEOPLE who do that for me." --Paris Hilton here's another good one: "I don't care anything about reading legal things." --Paris Hilton
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"I wasssssnntt drrruuunnk yoourr mmmaaaaajeessstyy I wwwaasss just mmmmeeerrrryy hic! burp!"
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judge not unless you are willing to be judged yourself your honour...you bastrd
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You left your wallet at my place last night. And I need my ball-gag back.
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My dealer's been waiting outside for the last 10 minutes, can we wrap this up?
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"My attorney advises me to inform you to blow me!"
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You said something your honor?
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ya dick dont think he would like that
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I was speeding in order to get to my driver safety class on time.
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I pay your salary
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Go F yourself you stupid inbred Nazi Fascist.
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is that a new robe?
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damn, you are a bit**. Didn't you get any last night?
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Your wife can alibi me.
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"- Jerk."
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