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Boring!!!
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so how long did it take you to graduate
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"You know what they say, the good die young."
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"Geez, high school was the longest 6 years of my life!"
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Now I can finally come out about my relationship with my Maths teacher.
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"Good luck, now hell begins."
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Can i try again?
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"Oh, we're sorry.. you cant walk because of the book you never returned to the library!" This was actually said to me.
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"I should have gone to (Competing school)!"
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Graduates, go out in the world and say "Do you want fries with that?" with all of your youthful passion....
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Me say thank you for graduation-ing I!
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"don't trip." which i always tell graduates anyways.
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SOOO NOW WHAT. OR WHEN YOU GET YOUR DIPLOMA HANDED TO YOU. YOU SAY TO THE PRINCIPAL HEY WHERE'S THE MONEY MY MOM SAID WHEN I GRADUATED I'D GET LIKE A TON OF MONEY NOT A DAM PIECE OF PAPER.
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So sleeping with you principal really DOES work :)
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The graduate: What do I do now? The parent of graduate: Enjoy the next 45 years working for a cold hearted boss.
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