ANSWERS: 25
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Urethra. It was in a novel.
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Fire Holiness preacher in my dads town named his dd *Hallelujah Jubilee* (what was really bad is that her older brother is named Wyatt..)
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Genitals. A three year old boy was named Genitals at the daycare I used to teach at.
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Lettuce.
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Apple.
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Shithead - pronounced "shi-teed"
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A girl that lived next door to a friend of mine named her daughter Takka Vodka. And I have heard of others but I don't know if they are true or not. O'Rangejello and L'emonjello, Paj'Ama, Fe'Male (pronounced fe molly)and Sy'Phillis.
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Jameraquoi(watch the virtual insanity video lol)
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A girlfriend I had many years ago was named Christopher. And then their's Gwynneth's baby Apple. I mean, what's a decent nickname gonna be? At least Christopher could be called Chrissie
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My daughter had a friend in school named Thomas Thomas, and I had a neighbor named Ratha Knott, which I thought was ratha amusing!
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Facetious spelled Fececious.
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Worst name has got to be, without a doubt, GERTRUDE...if my hubby had been a girl that is what he would have been named. I shudder to think about it!
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Last week a friend named their boy"Huckleberry". I really had to shut my mouth on that one.
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Rapcity, pronounced Rap-City I used to babysit her, turns out her mom wanted to name her Rhapsody but was watching BET in the delivery room....that combined with the epidural messed up her spelling and pronounciation. Sweet girl, though.
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When i worked at claires i pierced a kids ears that was called ocean. Then when i was at matalan i was putting some names on the database and there was a customer called Mrs. Constance Cockhead. Seriously. Although she is married so she got the sirname from her husband but still its horrible!
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Joy was a lovely name really.. until she married a man with the surname Ride, at which point she changed her name to Melba because, as she said, "Nobody's going to call me joyride".
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apple
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ABCEFG, its pronounced weirdly
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little girl named Asshole pronounce Asola (why they couldn't just spell it that way I don't know)
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Harry Ball
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This might be apocryphal, but I heard that a couple named Ferdinand and Eliza named their daughter Ferdiliza.
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Bob Gelof's daughter's called Fifi Trixibelle Geldof. I thought that was pretty bad.
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April May
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hitler probably
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not sure but they shouldnt call them any names
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