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If you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't say you drank all day.
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don't drink and drive - you might spill your beer OR I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, pass out...NO PROBLEM!
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Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
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((beer opening sound))...((beer drinking sound))...ohhh!!!...premium beer,nothing better than enjoying it.
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.beauty is in thE eyE of thE bEEr holder. .bEEr-helping ugly peoplE gett laid since 1869
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I heard this one from an Austrailian comedian the other day: Beer pong? That's a Drinking game? I'm not in favor of any game that forces me to RESTRICT my beer consumption. The drunker you are, the less likely you will make a ball and get to drink more? In Austrailia, we have a different game. You drink a beer. When you finish...you drink another. That's the game.
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Beer Helping Ugly People get laid since the Egyptian times
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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".... Benjamin Franklin
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I used to like this fake quote (supposedly from Benjamin Franklin), "Beer is proof that God exists, and that he loves us." Now I stick more with, "Man's problems are never so great that a drink won't make them worse."
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"When you are out of Bud, tough Shlitz"
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From the film Big Wednesday: "Mooooooore Beer!"
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Get moody with Hudy Hudepohl. They quit brewing it in the early 80's I think but I heard something about someone buying the recipe and thinking about brewing it again.
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BEER. It's what's for dinner.
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Loosely translated from a German plaque I once saw, "In heaven there ain't no beer, That's why we drink it here".
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Nothing says you like Brew 102
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This is my fav.I have to share this :o) Cheers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vUXwvy6BE0
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Beer. Breakfast of champions. or Women. Can't live with 'em - get me another beer.
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I have a few (I grew up with a lot of rednecks) "If I ain't wasted, the day is!" or (While beating up his wife)"I don't know how drunk I am when I'm strong!" and finally "I'll get her, man. I'll just drink until I'm sexy." all these are things i have heard people say in real situations
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Beer: Now Cheaper Than Gas. Drink, Don't Drive! http://www.entropy.ch/images/blog/2008-06-05-drink-dont-drive.jpg
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