ANSWERS: 33
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Smack your lips... Burp loudly or fart... cough without covering your mouth... sneeze into the air... if its a line up buffet, cut the person in front of you... theres lots lol
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Play under the table with the person sitting across from you. I didn't say I don't do it I only said you shouldn't.
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chew with mouth open
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Talk too loudly and keep looking at other diners in order to draw attention to yourself!
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fart out loudly:D
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Talk on Cell phone, blow your nose, talk loudly, and stare at good looking women...I have trouble with this one. LOL
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Flick pea's off your knife at other diners.
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When in France, don't mix two different sauces on the plate because it's considered common. But if you like annoying the French...
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Blow your nose!
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Use your spoon as a catapult!
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Scratch your butt in someones face.
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Describe in vivid detail, the last zombie or slasher movie you just saw.
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Never say how disgusting another diner's food looks. Eat your plate of disgusting food and let them eat theirs.
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Playing with my food.
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Eat worself full and then vomit it all out and order another menu
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Throw up..UNless it's projectile, then it's a guessing game how many other customers get hit, or succumb to the effects and join in ralphing. :)
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Flick peas at the other diners using your spoon.
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discuss my last 12 hour shift in the ER....tends to gross people out....lol
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I don't know. Crap on the table maybe?
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Special KMaybe!
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Keep yout napkin anywhere on the table. It should be on your lap while eating, in your seat if you get up & then on your plate when you're ready to have them take the plate away.
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Stick straws up your nose while ordering from the menu...believe me
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Pick your nose. +5
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Leave all bodily functions private. No farting, belching, vomiting, spitting, snotting. Don't yell. Don't talk to the other diners at other tables. BEHAVE. Oh and don't try to get other people to pay the bill.
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Speak loudly -- that drives me nuts. Sometimes it happens because the music is too loud.
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1) release a huge fart that not only is loud enough to be heard in China but also is staggering in intensity. 2) open mouth kiss your significant other (PDA is wonderful if done tactfully) 3) talk loudly about awkward topics... i.e. your overwhelming desire to cover yourself in cream corn and massage your partner with mashed potatos and gravy 4) pick at your toenails under, on, or near the table 5) interrupt other people's conversations 6) stare at the other customers with a creepy grin on your face while twiddling your fingers!
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have a grip on the napkins, I've walked out with some of those.
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Change your childs diaper at the table. I don't care how young they are, do it somewhere else.
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Stick your finger in your mouth to dislodge something that got stuck between your teeth. Also, drinking directly out of your soup bowl and wiping your plate clean with bread. Can't stand that.
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Trim your toenails? ;-)
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Suck a dick
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jerk off? and for god's sake, don't choose the very moment you're having dinner to become a nudist! also, soup bowl is NOT just another name for WC
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Talk loud on the cell phone... that really annoys me
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blow your nose at the table
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