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her glasses slipped down to her toes.
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...now she is Rose no nose.
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But she still had 11 toes.
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that's how the old story goes
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but she forgot to wear any clothes.
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people still looked at her toes..
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her balance was shot, so it goes! :(
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now she known as no nose Rose.
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now it just flows when she blows.
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that was not the end of her woes.
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...the cadence of this limerick blows. (Eliminate "the end of")
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"...now snot runs out of the hole to her toes."
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now she got warted all over the place.
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now I suppose she could put a rose in her nose
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she looks funny now I propose she looks better now I suppose
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There was a young lady named Rose Who had a large wart on the end of her nose When she had it removed, Her appearance improved but her ass just grows and grows
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The one underneath was exposed :o
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Photographers still don't ask her to pose.
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her problem was really her clothes.
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But her glasses slipped down to her toes
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....but now Rose runs around with no clothes.
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There was a young lady named Rose Who had a large wart on her nose When she had it removed, Her appearance improved But, She has nothing to thumb at her foes! +3
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But Jesus, what sneezes she snoze!
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there were even more warts on her toes!! or: those weren't the end of her woes. +3
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..but she still can't appear with no clothes.
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They replaced it with one of her toes.
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a fowl odor mist arose. +5
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They forgot the one on her toes ;)
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now blood is all over her nose
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glasses slipped down to her toes
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