ANSWERS: 44
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Diarrhea.
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an evil mother in law that wants to steal all of your spot light.
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Your guests get sick from the food at the reception.
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A Tornado.
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A bitter Ex showing up uninvited.
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being introduced to your new brother in law and finding that he's one of your old flames that you'd never told your wife about!
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bad weather, family members who don't get along
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Raining dead puppies.
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Automatic weapons in the wrong hands.
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A Bi-polar bride (who claims that that important peice of medical history just slipped her mind). ...happened to an uncle of mine.
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The bride learning her groom slept with one of the bridesmaids the night before (this has actually happened)....
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if the bride died.
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THE RUSSIANS
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Funeral and divorce.
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Use my gun and destroy tables, wedding cake, chair, and food.
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getting married. Up until that point, everything is good.
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The Bride finding out, that the Groom, slept with the Bride's Sister the night before.
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If one of them didn't show up at the wedding. (Stood up @ the alter!!) +5
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The vicar falling into the wedding cake :D
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Oh boy, I was at a wedding when a storm struck and the power went out during the beginning of the reception. Plunged the entire hall in darkness except for the tiny candles on the tables. The bride was hysterical; quite stunning actually. Turns out the Hall and band were supposed to have their backup power/generators, clearly they dropped the ball.
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the mistress... or other wife/husband
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I'm from Scotland, where most men wear the kilt to weddings, and a friend was telling me about a wedding one of his workmates was at. One of the men there (wearing the kilt, and wearing no underwear underneath, as is the tradition) sat on the bride's knee for a laugh to get a photo taken. When he stood up there was a long skid-mark down her nice white wedding dress.....
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Watching a ceremony between two people and only one of them appears to be happy.
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someone changing their mind at the last moment.
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Cheating, drunkened or high bride and/or groom, fights among the guests. +5
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A friend of my wife's was getting married, and her parents were talking to the groom's parents a couple of hours before the ceremony about what a fascinating young man he was, having done this and that and the other. (I forget what, but it was things like his amazing education, jobs and positions he'd held, etc.) This was news to the guy's parents, so the bride's parents told the bride, who called it off on the spot.
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Getting married.
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Doubt? ;-)
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Either the bride or groom doesn't show up. +5
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funny story. i was listening to the radio on the way to the cottage and it was talking about uk complaints. the dumbest complaints that have been filed in the uk. one man complained that it was very akward on his wedding night. apparently an elephant was very arroused, and had a particular interest in another elephant.. they wer getting it on beside their dinner table xD
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Rain
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Projectile Vomiting
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The same kind of thing that could ruin any other kind of day. Obsessing with getting the experience perfect. Lighten up. What is important is getting the marriage right, not getting the ceremony right.
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Finding out that your soon to be husband is really your brother :O. lol
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Nazis
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when one of them does not have the sex feelings for each others.
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A zombie attack... Actually no, that would be awesome.
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On the way to our honeymoon the transmission went out and we were stuck in the middle of nowhere. That was pretty much a forcast for the marriage.
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inlaws battling it out in the patio.
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the groom sleeping with a bridesmaid or my sister in law
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... volcano & earthquake destroy the building for the wedding an hour before the ceremony is supposed to start ... ... car accident kills one of the to be married people while they are on their way to the wedding ...
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When the bride suddenly considered one of the guest as a hot guy and changed her mind.
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A drunken brawl.
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The officiating clergyperson spontaneously combusting.
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