ANSWERS: 23
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A man isn't complete until he's married, then he's finished. Samuel Clemens.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
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When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say. . No one's life is a complete failure, it can always serve as a bad example. (You're not a total loser, you're providing a great example to people of how to fail at life)
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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put your hand at your "privets" level and say " ive had it up to here with your lip.
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"You'll have to forgive me if, somehow, I gave you the impression that I actually wanted to hear your opinion."
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pick a window , you're leaving !
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
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need a hand with that buddy?, you look like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond here.
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your face hurt? cause it's killin me ;-)
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Sorry....I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.
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cash , gas , or ass .! nobody rides for free . (bumper sticker)
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lick it, stamp it, and mail it to someone that gives a damn :p +5
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why did she give you such an ugly look ... who ?... mother nature !
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roses are red , violets are blue , f#$k off!
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can i smell your feet ? .... no?.... oh , it must be your ass then! phew!
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lets play F$#$ off , you go first.
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hey , take your eyes out and stick em in your ass , so you can watch me kick the shit outta you !
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ok , thats all i got for now , hope it wassnt to harsh ? ;-) cheers !
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I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent. You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Its not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it. If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing.
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Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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"i'm not the best but i'm in the top one" brian clough
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