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shoot him with my .45
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Ask him if he was getting senile.
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I'd say, "Holly shit Inspector! My hands are up! Don't shoot me!".
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I'd tell him, "Yes, and that's why I bought this egg plant." Then while he's confused, I'd bite his left nipple off.
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i dare you go ahead and get me off :P
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I would drop to the floor laughing..
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Ask if he would really let me drive his Ferrari +4
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I'd say, "No I don't, because some dude pushing 80 with questionable eyesight is pointing a .44 Magnum at me, even though I'm not one of the bank robbers!". ;)
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You named the one celebrity I like how he kisses. He would get that first. +4
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I'd touch my communicator and tell Scotty that we have a "code green" down here...
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That depends if he was asking it with or without a gun pointed at my forehead. With the gun,I would probably say something like, "I'd feel a lot more lucky if you would put down the pistol. You know I'm unarmed, and you have no reason to shoot me." Without the gun and a serious expression, I would say, "Pretty lucky. I bet you get tired of hearing people ask you to say that all the time."
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