ANSWERS: 5
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Because he's a cooky little bastard.
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Because he can't see without them? Lol
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He thinks it makes him look smarter.
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He watches a lot of Hollywood movies in which the "tough guy", or hit man, wears shades. True. He is a fan of Hollywood gangster movies. And he is so short that he also wears four inch elevator shoes. And his chair at the "table" is always higher than everyone else's. This is a man with a "Napoleon complex".
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Because he's a dork.
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