Extra school supplies,confiscated items,Stickers.:)*

A red pen, attendance roster, #2 pencils.

Lesson plans

An Apple :)

the sheets of sticky "reward" moons and stars :)

A spare pair of knickers?:)

RED INK marker

Extra pencils and pens for those kids that forgot to bring their own!!

My fake eyeball glasses, kazoo, fake ugly teeth, playboy, rubber snake, rubber spiders, clown shoes and fake gum that snaps your fingers when you pull it out. It's been 17 years and they still won't give them back.

well, during my days, a "dang" paddle! True story, moved from the city to a country school when my dad was in and out mental hospitals due World War II problems, had on some white shoes...oh my gosh, country boys did not like that at all. Was playing on the playground (was in the 6th grade) and Keith Mattews trip me when I was running full speed...gosh, did I get dirty...got up, and decked him. We went at it, big time....Mr. Reeves, the principal, took us to the office and literally raised up off the floor with FIFTEEN licks a piece...ummmmm Years later, had moved back to Oxford, Ms and was the star basketball player in our area, and Mr. Reeves came to old Univ. of Miss gym where I was practicing basketball, and he was with the Head Basketball coach at my prior school, and wanted to give my mom free rent and get her a good job in the school to come back and play basketball for them...MsC, remember that BEATING he gave me...and said, no thank you Sir...would have liked to have said something else... Sorry for the long-winded answer..but, your post brought back memories...+5

The squirt gun she took away from me.

A stapler.

a whoopie cushion someone placed on her chair Teehee! But in her desk is another story-maybe a hole puncher.

Hall pass pads

some Tylenol for headaches. Haha!

vitamins +5

Correction fluid stationary paper :D

My pea shooter ... and I want it back, Mrs Crabapple !!! :)

The sweets they keep popping into their mouths when they think no ones watching lol

A ruler *smacks knuckles* OUCH!!! +5

A year supply of tylenol

A bottle of Maalox.

nerve pills (sorry therapist joke). If I was a teacher I would need them.

An apple.

Likely a list with my name on it...with a couple of check marks next to it.....naughty-naughty~!

The words carved "I'm so in Love" by former school teacher.........Mary Kay Letourneau

I can only laugh when I read this question... Having been an elemntary teacher for a lot of years now, to make a list would not be justice, because it would never be complete... But the top 5 of my all time favorite things I can think of that i have had in my desk would be... #5... Wintergreen Lifesavers... I had a drawer dedicated to wintergreen life savers... I mentioned that I liked them one day, and the students seemed to immeidately run to Walmart and buy the big bags... I just poured them into one of my desk drawers and it filled up and there was still more... #4... Mold... My first year, apparently the teacher before me did not take good care of the desk... the bottom drawer had serious issues... #3... $50 bill... Also my first year, I found it wedged in one of the drawers... #2... Class pictures... I keep a copy of the class pictures and have all the students sign them every year... And my favorite thing in my desk is... #1... A gameboy... Yup, I took a gameboy from a student about 4 years... The student is even still in the school... I had told the student that the only way they were gonna get it back was to have his mom come and get it... Apparently mom was not too thrilled about him taking it to school, so she decided to stick with the punishment... I put away in the bottom drawer (not the formerly moldy one) and forgot about it... It was not until after summer when I was cleaning the desk that I remembered it... I still have not told him, I'm thinking it might make a great graduation present...

Chalk to throw at us when we are talking. LOL

Two black billiard balls. The teacher told the class, if one of them could answer a question she asked each Friday, they could have Monday off. First question. How many grains of sand are there on a beach? No answer. 2nd. How many gallons of water in the Ocean. No answer. Little Johnny (we all know little Johnny) hated Mondays, would give anything not to have to come to school. Friday came, the teacher was about to ask her question when Johnny rolled two black billiard balls down the aisle to her desk. She asked, Who's the comedian with the black balls.' Bill Cosby, Johnny called.'See you all on Tuesday.'

XRAY glasses, for seeing all super microphone, for hearing all Spare baton. In High School band we had a multistory band practice room. One day, the director got a bit excited during the music and on the upswing launched the baton into the acoustical ceiling tile. For all I know, it is still there from 1965.

Red pens, an apple and lots of weird stuff. "Zenrean friend of Karen Anne"

1. Paper supplies, usually provided by the school, like paper, pencils, pens, thumb tacks, paper clips, erasers, staple remover, etc. 2. Stickers for rewards. 3. Scissors 4. Scotch tape, masking tape. 5. Box of kleenex 6. Lesson plan book 7. calendar 8. stick notes 9. All sorts of toys picked up from students during class.

Batteries