ANSWERS: 12
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"I don't know where he's from but I suspect that some village is missing an idiot"
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"A few cards short of a full deck". . . .and. . . . "The lights are on but no body is home"
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"He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer" "Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top" "He's not the brightest bulb on the tree"
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Yo mamma so fa-.... oh wait, you meant to that same person, didn't you?
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he or she rode the short bus to school
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true story...someone had gotten upset and trying to throw out an insult, but was so flustered that instead of saying "youre not the...sharpest tool in the shed" she had said "brightest tool in the shed". LOL! heres an oldie but goodie..."she looked as if she had been poured into her clothes, but had forgotten to say "when". " ~ p.g. wodehouse
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"Not firing on all thrusters." "A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket" "A few anchovies shy of a full pizza."
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She's twelve beers short of bangable. (I heard someone say that once, I personally would NEVER use that, it's awful!)
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10 lbs of manure in a five pound bag.
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He's no rocket surgeon.
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I have one just like your taco insult...He is one beef patty short of a Big Mac...That one came straight off the cuff after seeing you example that is lol
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Not the sharpest crayon in the knife drawer. A few fries short of a happy meal.
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