ANSWERS: 27
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telling jokes/laughing
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My aunt.
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Playing the cymbals.
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The hearse. Its big, its bulky and its big tires will run over you.
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Making any kind of joke about any part of the funeral. +5
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-A mid-service Rickroll. -Inviting your friend with Tourette Syndrome -Loud farts/burps, and then blame it on the guy behind you -Loud, obnoxious laughing at things not intended to be funny -Wearing overly-revealing clothing -Overly-inspecting the corpse -Dancing joyously
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using the same lines you use at family weddings - like...er...: "You'll be next!"
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Family arguments and peoples phones ringing.
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Walk around telling people that you've seen the will, and they're not in it.
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Congratulating the relatives
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Nudity.
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Tossing the bouquet to see who'll be next.
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Everybody doing "the wave".
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Don't ever bring flowers to Jewish funerals. I did not know, so I made this mistake once.
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laugh
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masturbate
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make racially sensitive jokes
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sleep
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Talking bad about the person that's dead
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The vol au vents.
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drugs there
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Being the one in the casket.
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Being late for yours.
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me being there I just break down in tears
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Don't use WhatsApp. It makes you laugh though jokes, Funny meme, Funny GIF, etc. don't use.
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Public necrophilia, frisking the body, vomiting on the body... soooo many things come to mind!
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being rude
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