"Walmart .. do they like make walls there?" Paris Hilton

MICHAEL RICHARDS, COMEDIAN: Throw his ass out! He's a n****r! RICHARDS: He's a n****r! He's a n****r! UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Oh, my God. RICHARDS: A n****r! Look, there's a n****r! RICHARDS: All right. You see? It shocks you. It shocks you to see what's buried beneath your stupid mother (EXPLETIVE DELETED). UNIDENTIFIED MALE: That was uncalled for. RICHARDS: What wasn't called for? It's uncalled for you to interrupt my ass, you cheap mother (EXPLETIVE DELETED)! (LAUGHTER) RICHARDS: You guys have been talking and talking and talking. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: That was uncalled for, you (EXPLETIVE DELETED) cracker-ass mother (EXPLETIVE DELETED). RICHARDS: Cracker-ass? You calling me cracker-ass, n****r? RICHARDS: Shut up! Fifty years ago, we would have you upside down with a (EXPLETIVE DELETED) fork up your ass! UNIDENTIFIED MALE: (INAUDIBLE) That's (INAUDIBLE) RICHARDS: Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt a white man (INAUDIBLE) UNIDENTIFIED MALE: (INAUDIBLE) uncalled for. That was uncalled for!

Or Tim Hardaway: "You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people," Hardaway said while a guest on Sports Talk 790 The Ticket in Miami. "I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States." "First of all, I wouldn't want him on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would, you know, really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that is right. I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room." If he did find out that a teammate was gay, Hardaway said he would ask for the player to be removed from the team. "Something has to give," Hardaway said. "If you have 12 other ballplayers in your locker room that's upset and can't concentrate and always worried about him in the locker room or on the court or whatever, it's going to be hard for your teammates to win and accept him as a teammate."

"Can't you hear the words coming out of my mouf" Chris Tucker. That martial arts movie.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

im so high i dont even know what to say..that was what tommy chong said to me like 7 yrs ago at the hash bash in ann arbor michigan.lol

How about Tommy Cruise: CRUISE: I've never agreed with psychiatry, ever. Before I was a Scientologist I never agreed with psychiatry. And when i started studying the history of psychiatry, I understood more and more why I didn't believe in psychology. And as far as the Brooke Shields thing is, look. You gotta understand, I really care about Brooke Shields. I-- I think here's a-- a-- a wonderful and talented woman. And-- I wanna see her do well. And I know that-- psychiatry is-- is a pseudo science. .... No, you see. Here's the problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.

Bush's answer to our energy crisis - "Don't use gas if you don't need it." Oh yea, thanks bush, we KNEW we could always count on you!

"Walmart? What do they sell there...like, wall stuff?" -Courtesy of Paris Hilton

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War Apparently the guy has no idea that he's a public servant in a public office... basically an employee of the people. The third photo caption reads; "If this were a dictorship it would be a hell of a lot easier just so long as I'm the dictator" - George W. Bush.

OJ not guilty ...

These are all the things that President Bush has said since he was president...its not pretty, but its funny. At the dedication of his gubernational portrait-"...taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging." "Who could have possibly envisioned an erection-an election in Iraq at this point in history?" "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?" "The war on terror involves saddam hussein because of the nature of saddam hussein, the history of saddam hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." "I like my buddies from west texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I liked them during president, and I like them after president." "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." "Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of Dr. Seuss's Hop on Pop" Bush asks the american people to volunteer for "4000 years of community service." "I believe what I said yesterday. I don;t know what I said, but I know what I think, and , well, I assume its what I said."-Donald Rumsfeld "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating" "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead" "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. Its just unacceptable. and we're going to do something about it" "Arbolist...look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, its an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees" "September the fourth, 2001, I stood in the ruinds of the twin towers. Its a day I'll never forget"-apparantly he did. 1 more that's just hilarious... "We need to work hard to put food on our family's. (NOTE: I got these off of a president bush calander, the out of office countdown calender. If you want more, I have them!

"It's very nice to be in the great state of Chicago." - Dan Quayle "I recently took a trip to Latin America. I only wish I could speak Latin so that I could communicate with the people." - Dan Quayle...again Quayle's stupidity has inspired an interesting book, "Imperial Caddy: The Rise of Dan Quayle in America and the Decline and Fall of Practically Everything Else." The mere title makes it sound good.

I remember the Queen, once in her Christmas address (1990), told the people of England to "...place [their] trees near the window so that the homeless [could] join in with the holiday cheer/spirit". I don't think the queen is dumb at all but I found that request a bit insensitive.

I want a pickle. -Anna Nicole Smith

"I did not have sex with THAT woman." - Bill Clinton We know he did it. He should have been like Samuel L Jackson and just said: "Damn right I did it, and I likeded it too!!"

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006 "I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006 President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?" Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off." Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously." Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then." Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun." Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective." Bush: "Touche. --an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006 "I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006 "He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror." --George W. Bush, on Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006

"Look at that monkey run!" Howard Cosell

"I DO" since very few of them seem to really mean it!

G'day Drublic, Thank you for your question. I have another contender from Madonna on Sirius radio from this Valentine's Day. The BBC reports: Pop star Madonna has said she "wants to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and John Lennon". The 48-year-old made the statement on US radio station Sirius - but added she wanted to "stay alive". Unfortunately, I couldn't copy out the quote in full. Regards Reference BBC News Item http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6369659.stm Hii Fii Celebrity Entertainment http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2007/02/16/madonna-wants-to-be-a-not-dead-gandhi/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hiifii.com%2F11905%2Fmadonna-wants-to-be-a-not-dead-gandhi.html&frame=true

Let's go to war! The Patriot act protects American values.. plus many many more I'd laugh but we have Tony Blair instead

Is this chicken or tuna...Jessica Simpson

Rosie O'Donnall- 'I don't know anything about Afganistan, but I know it is FULL of terrorists, speaking as a mother'

When Barbara Bush said of Hurricane Katrina victims, "And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." *head explodes*

Kelly Brook asked how the Corrs met. For those who dont know they are 3 near identical sisters.

Where are we? ......The President Oh its the wrong Door,,,,,,,,,The President This time its forever Darlink.................Zsa zsa Gabor

“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.” - Britney Spears

"Are reindeers real?" (nt a really famous person who said it but still was very funny)

Our beloved President Bush said, "I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances." -Washington D.C., May 29, 2003

"I'm going to eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there." Tom Cruise. The mind boggles. He said it was a joke, but what kind of wacko jokes about that?

"That's Hot" Paris Hilton http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=That's+hot

YOUR FIRED - by Rosie's best friend

Is it chicken or is it tuna...cause it says chicken of the sea. -Jessica Simpson

I believe I read that, a while back, Mariah Carey said something to the effect of "Those poor children in Africa. I mean, yeah, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not like around those flies and death and stuff..."

why is tuna` tuna when it's made from chicken' jessica simpson

Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."

Thats hot - Paris Hilton