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Um, woudn't that mean you are cheating on him?!?!
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LOL!
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ok your either stupid or a wind up wtf u on about
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Does he cheat your vagina with other peoples dick?
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Hahaha... uhhh... I guess you could start by taking a crash course on human reproduction, then take it from there. :P
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Hahahahaha!!! Thanks for the giggle! :D In case you weren't kidding: http://pregnancy.about.com/cs/secondpregnancy/a/babiescomefrom.htm :D
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That was a good one. Points for hilarity.
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Bugger, when is he due for the baby?
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Are you doing the postman when your husband is cheating?
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what? do you suspect that a womans egg changed into a sperm and stuck to his penis until he had sex with you? other than that flawed theory I do not see how his cheating can effect wether or not your baby is his.
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lol... btw....what are you still doing with him?
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in that case you're even
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What?????
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ABORT!!! ABORT!!! ABORT!!! This mission went terribly awry, so ABORT NOW!!! hehehe!!!
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When your baby arrives, get a notarized affidavit that it's not yours. Then leave it in a basket on your doorstep. Next morning you'll have a brand-new baby!
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Great question, very funny, thanks for making me laugh.
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I know why he cheats on you. You are so much smarter than he is.
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Man, evolution is a bitch! The guy cheats on you, yet, you're the one that gets pregnant from someone else, probably, his best friend
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that makes no sence!
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uhhh I'd say ya'll have problems
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Was he carrying someone else's sperm on his penis? Or is it you doing the cheating?
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is this a real question? ..if it is 3 points for being that silly lol
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there are dna cheek swab kits available to determine your baby's father...just cause he's a himbo doesn't mean you have to become a bimbo..don't fall into trap
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shhh just don't tell him, make him raise it and support it until it 18 then tell him, that will be some real pay back. Oh and are you cheating too, or is this just a joke?
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so yea um i dont see how HIM cheating makes you unsure who the father of ur child is. Yea, u must mean that you cheat on him, not the other way around.
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OMG, LMAO, That is hilarious.
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Tell him that your carrying a baby that you don't think is his b/c he cheats on you all the time, and your about to deliver one of those kids from "Village of the Damned" b/c there was something in the air that got you pregnant. Then let him know that you emptied all the money out of the checking/savings account and that there is nothing he can do about it b/c your married and you have "Joint" accounts. When you have the baby leave it with him and when the kid turns oh 7 or 8 he will probably kill the father, then you've come full circle.
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Hahahahaha!!!!
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tell him the truth
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Hahahaha Are you sure its even your baby?
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lmao...this is hysterical..are you sure you're the Mom?
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yea this is just a funny question lol 3 points
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Are you even sure that it is yours????
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Everyone things the asker of this question was trying to be funny, but I have a theory they just asked a truly stupid question. *Braces for downrates*
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Sorry, but am I missing something completely obvious here??
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Way to totally make a fool out of yourself by trying to make yourself look innocent.
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