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Tell him what horribly his teachings were subverted.
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Try to find out the secrets of spiritual enlightenent.
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Ask how i can improve myself.
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i reckon it'd be cool to go ice skating :)
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Go for a walk on Lake Ontario.
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I'd take Jesus Fishing! I hear he was great at it!!!
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Listen and Follow I would ask Jesus what he would want to to do.
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Empty all the hopsitals and learn all I could from him.
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I think I'd ask if he could give me a quick guided tour
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Let him teach me how to make sweet love. I hear he's just heavenly.
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Go and meet his Dad! O:-)
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go for a walk on water, turn water into wine (or BEER!), heal some sick, raise some dead, and eat a meal.
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just hang out on the beach, have drinks with little umbrellas in them, and eat salads. I would ask him why most of the so-called Christians i know are so mean-spirited.
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Take him out to Outback Steakhouse with my wife and son, and hang out and talk.
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I could hang out with Jesus every single Wednesday if I wanted to. I think he shows up around noon with his lawnmower and leaves around 1:00. He probably wouldn't want to chill for long, though. He's got a pretty hectic day of landscaping all over our neighborhood, and he doesn't know much English so it'd be a little tough to communicate. So, he does your lawn too, or what?
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Just listen and learn. I think I would have too much shame for that which I've done to even speak to Him. I know He loves me in spite of me and forgives all that I do, but guilt is a powerful motivator in humans.
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Nail him.
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Drive around frantically looking for an English-Aramaic dictionary.
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What i do every day, stop worring about everything and see how beutiful life was. Jesus would just make it better
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I'd bust out the PS3 and see how mad his skills are.
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Take him to a party. Get him stoned and get him laid, to loosen him up a bit. Then go to a few "Christian" churches and let him kick some ass for failing to follow his teaching.
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Does this mean I would be hanging on a cross along side him for half a day? I guess we could tell jokes, since we wouldn't be able to go anywhere.
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Make some more screwed up animal species that are in relation to absolutely nothing... and then watch the evolutionists scratch their heads in confusion. Then we would re write pieces of some ancient text and leave them somewhere in the desert for some over zealous archaiologist to un earth and have it say something like Kilroy wuz here tuck your heads and kiss your butts goodbye cause Jesus is coming! Only in an obscure ancient form of sumarian/aramaic. and then watch the religious people scratch their heads. then... we would leave a DVD of the South Park Mormon episode, inside a supposedly sealed for thousands of years tomb, carefully tucked under the wrappings, in the hands of an ancient mummy just for sh*ts and giggles.
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Ask him to bring back my parents and if he could not i would ask him if i could see them for a day matt 14
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learn how to walk on water
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I would sit with him and ask him quesions.
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Go to a nice Mexican restaurant and knock back some tequila, then visit his friends in Tijuana for a spell.
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Listen to ppls prayers.
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I would ask him to teach me things I don't know about spiritual and universal subjects.
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Plant a tree with him.
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Go canoeing with him on the still lake and just talk.
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Go to rehab.
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Follow Him around like a puppy dog and go wherever He went.
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Whatever he wants to do.
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if i had the chance to see jesus face to face for a day... i think that i would be ashamed. because if he happened to come at a time when i wasn't exactly expecting it, like a time other than when i'm reading my bible or singing worship, then i think that i would feel ashamed for the person that i really am, that he would see face to face and i would have to see his reaction to me. like all of my negative thoughts. all of my gossiping. gosh, sooo much of what i do on a daily basis would be displeasing to him. but after i fall on my face ashamed, and after he picks me up off of the ground, then we'll dance together. we'll sing together (even though my voice sucks). I would want to sit and talk to him and go on a walk with him, and just remember that he is my best friend. and i'll tell him how much i love him, even though it's nowhere close to how much he loves me. and then before he leaves, i'll want to say thank you. not just because i was glad to see him for a day, but "thank you" because everyday that i haven't seen him, he's been hanging out with me too, despite the fact that i've ignored him so much. i'll say thank you just for sticking it out with me. and for loving me enough to die for me. yeah, that's my day with jesus.
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Tell him to stop exaggerating.
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take Him to the cemetery and ask Him to raise some of my beloved dead
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go jet skiing without skis!
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Take him out to lunch, have a discussion or public lecture with local friends and scholars, and all go out for a beer afterward.
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Give him a shower, a shave, a hair cut and buy him a cup of Java
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i think id like to walk on water likehis disiple did. after that he couldspaz @ me for being who i am
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perhaps a bit of break dancing...
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Go bowling. Drink some beer. Eat nachos. He needs a day of relaxation.
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Drink wine and eat fish, of course. +5
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Listen.
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Go for a walk in the woods during the fall (no pun intended) and ask tons of annoying questions that will have Him shaking His head and reaching for a muzzle.
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Talk and listen, have a long conversation and learn what I can learn.
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That's a really good question. Seeings though I will be with Him for an eternity, I'm not sure what I would want to do. I guess I would love to ride motorcycles with Him.
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go out drinking
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Go trash dens of iniquity.
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He doesn't exist
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make some monster cookies and play yahtzee.
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Go to an amusement park and have a good time with lots of laughs. Quality father-daghter time. =)
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Question him on weather or not he was the son of God, or if he was just an awesomely wise guy. I'd have a heap of fun just hanging out with him and learning from him. I'd tell him to decide what to do :)
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Smoke some weed and create a few more completely unrelated species just to screw with the evolutionists. then laugh our asses off from the top of Mt. everest and listen to Jesus brag about how easy it is for Him to climb it.
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Take him to see Congress. My grandfather always said "Those idiots could make Christ cuss"
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Disney Land!!!!!
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Take him to all the starving countries on this planet so he can feed them and cure their illness.
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Kick it with him at my house so we can take care of my children and he could give me advice on how to raise and educate my children I would want that from God
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Take him around to all the shelter, river banks, underpasses, bridges etc where the homeless are freezing..take him to the cemetary and point out all the children who died from abuse, illnesses their parents couldnt afford treatement for, show him the devestation in other countries..the children starving, the illnesses that are taking people lives..show him all of the missing and exploited children listings..and then do something I wont do normally..I would take him to church..let him hear the so called word of god that says god wont give you more than you can handle..god looks after the children..etc..and then ask him what he and god have been doing..someone dropped the ball..Have him take a little message back with him..Dear god..people that believed in you and prayed to you..are dead..where were you. :)
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great question!!! i'd sit and listen. i don't know enough to ask the right questions or do anything in particular ...
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Show him some David Blaine and Chris Angel videos...LOL
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I would ask him to perform some of those miracles that he is so famous for.
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Talk n Listen.....make him laugh the whole day.... wanna see that electric SMILE on his face... :)
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hang out with somebody else who's alive...
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Listen as much as possible
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I WOULD'NT DO ANYTHING, BECAUSE IF YOUR REFERRING TO A NAME IN THE BIBLE, THEN THATS FALSE AND THEIR'S NO ONE THEIR.
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hang out at as many orphanages with the children as the time would allow... i love the innocents as much as HE did....
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Watch him mulch the flowerbeds to make sure he gets it right this time.
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Jesus hangs out with me all the time. check out website with the answers jesushangsouthere.com
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If I could? Actually since I am a Christian, I hang out with Jesus on a daily basis. He is with me as I work, go for drives in my car, get groceries, go swimming, hiking, or just at home watching TV. It is the most wonderful thing that can happen to anyone, to hang out with Jesus. I highly recommend it.
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Like Mary, I would sit at His feet and learn of Him and from Him. This would be the greatest day of my life.
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Play hackey sack :)
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Play Sim City...guess he would be good at "God" games, with his father being one and all. Or i could tell some jokes about Catholic preists.
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I'd be more concerned with what He wanted to do.
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I'd type this comment with my penis.
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Take him water skiing.
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I would try and pin point the exact gps location of his corpse, so I could stop all Bullshit.
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