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by jangobean on December 29th, 2006
Drove my car into a car-wash without realising it, and then couldn't get it out, and some guy had to come and help me.
by zazzy_one on December 11th, 2006
I tripped over a yellow street line high on hash.
by Nikkeh on December 29th, 2006
honestly my stoned stories are a lot funnier to ME. its one of those you-just-had-to-be-there sorta things.
by Anonymous on June 15th, 2007
Dumbest - had unprotected sex in a public toilet.
Funniest - danced on a pool table while singing 'Like a Virgin'. Or at least, it was funny for the people around me.
Saddest - woken up with a man in a house I didn't recognise with no memory of how I got there.
by timetogetserious on December 29th, 2006
It is dumb fullstop to take illegal drugs !
by HappyJeans on December 12th, 2006
hmm dumbest, I made out with a girl after I had thrown up (so wrong, i'm so embarrassed) I also projectile vommed all over a friends bathroom, that was alcohol.
I'm less crazy on weed actually, the worst thing i did was ask a bouncer for my rum back, which i had snuck in to a club, and i was underage.... whoops!
by Zombie Breakdance History Lesson. on August 15th, 2007
Well. Yeah. Before I go on, I just want to let it known that I'm sober now..
But, here goes:
In the course of three days, I did:
One 30 bag of Ice, or Meth.
1.5 grams of cocaine
1 gram of Heroin
1 half Ounce of PCP and weed.
3 triple stacks of Mitsubishi's, or, rolls.
Snorted 20 Percs
Smoked a half of a morphine Patch
Snorted 9 grams of Ketamine
Took 2 grams of DXM
3 hits of DMT.
Now, this all sounds like I was trying to kill myself, but really, it was because to start off this horrific binge, I ate two sheets of LSD, or twenty rainbow gel hits.
Yeah, it wasn't so hot. I lost all of my long term memory, temporarily, my personality has completely changed, and I have been diagnosed with HPPD. Haluginogen Persisting Perception Disorder. Due to the over use of my brain's neurotransmitters and seratonin receptors in my brain.
by savage on June 17th, 2007
dumbest - so drunk didnt wanna stand up no more decided to go walk into a bedroom missed the bedroom door and flipped down a 27 step stair case... then slept at the bottom of the stair case
by IEATGLUE on January 21st, 2007
Drunk and High, i was standing by my friends pool and he has one of those water trampolines. I thought i saw a Penguin doing back flips on it, i tried walking towards it in full clothes with a cell phone and i pod in my pockets. That didn't work to well.
by Anonymous on December 29th, 2006
I should think that doing drugs in the first place is dumber and sadder than anything you're likely to do once you're under its effects.
by Don Gorgeous George on October 6th, 2008
My first time on shrooms I pulled into a sobriety check point. My mind shut down and I couldn't figure out how to hide the weed in my shoe. It was my turn to talk to the cops, and they found my shoe half way on and the weed sitting on the floor of my van. The cops told me to pull over and I pulled over diagonally to the curb and used the E brake instead of the foot brake to stop. The cop asked how much pot I smoked that night, and I told him, "I haven't poked any smot tonight officer."
by nike15 on August 2nd, 2007
I called that number on the Cheetos bag, and when I finnally realised that I was talking to a recording, not an actual person, I was very upset. I called my friend and rambled on about how dissapointed I was in the cheetos factory.
by Nikkeh on February 9th, 2007
by illimitato_hustla on January 25th, 2007
got caught
by tractorgirl on August 14th, 2009
Dumbest--I ended up on a beach in Florida. I live in Missouri. Don't ask because I didn't. Funniest--Driving the lawnmower thru my bedroom window. Saddest--Getting married.
by gone on December 29th, 2007
well the funniest thing i think was when i was trying to have a conversation while on sleeping pills. i was talking to my friend about how my eyes looked different and i was trying to say is "my eyes didnt look like this before we took the pills" what i actually said was "my eyes didnt look like this... before... we filmed... to kill a mocking bird" it is sooo fucking hard to think on that stuff i didnt even realize it didnt make sense for a minute then i was like wtf did i just say. that shit is crazy.
by woodewise on September 22nd, 2007
6 g's of shrooms let me have a lengthy conversation with the real-estate dealer on a busstop bench.
by Cannabis its just a plant on June 14th, 2007
dumbest
Alcohol-on my birthday I got in the car with my drunk friend and he rolled the car into a field at 130mph.
Heres the links to the pictures we submitted to wrecked exotics
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/m5/m5_20060816_003.shtml
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/m5/m5_20060816_002.shtml
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/m5/m5_20060816_001.shtml
Do you refer to all drugs with the word coke?
by Have A Nice Day on December 11th, 2011
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what if someone spliced the genes that produce the buzz in pot into a legal plant? (tomato, lawn grass, ivy, etc)
by zwatcher on December 6th, 2011
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Ultimately its my choice & responsibility if i take drugs,but if drugs werent available,i wouldnt take them-dealers should be destroyed?
by MORE GOOD on November 21st, 2011
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A muslim gang in my neighbourhood attacked an evil drug lord and hospitalised him - I respect what they did, should I ?
by MORE GOOD on December 3rd, 2011
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Would you sell your shoes so you could buy crack??
by zoso1166 on December 13th, 2011
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I got rated down for being honest
by jangobean on December 29th, 2006
That really sucks. What were you on?
by CalvinCD on June 16th, 2007
LMFAO!!!
by Don Gorgeous George on October 6th, 2008